The goat at the gate of the village glanced at Fang Zheng indifferently.
Continue to look down into the basket on the side, pick up a carrot, chew it, and say Man~Man~~ from time to time
There seemed to be a hint of sarcasm in his eyes, as if he was mocking Fang Zheng's overreaching again.
Fangzheng, who never took revenge overnight, didn't talk nonsense, picked up the fortune incense in his hand, and lit it with a lighter.
But this time Fangzheng only took out a stick of fortune incense, not a handful.
It's too extravagant to strengthen the incense of luck, even if you have a mine at home, you can't afford to strengthen it.
So he can only come one by one.
Try it with one first.
When Fangzheng came, he had only ten incense sticks in his hand, that is to say, he had strengthened ten incense sticks in total. He happened to be short of a mouse. He didn't know how the incense of fortune would affect practitioners, so he used this goat as a Tried it.
Ten incense sticks, that is, a total of ten ordinary runes were spent.
This is still within Founder's acceptable range.
This is the blessed camp!
The place where the supernatural erupts!
Still worried about not being able to cut leeks? Just now, as soon as he entered the camp, he immediately harvested two wisps of soul energy.
Fangzheng calculated the length of the rope that tied the goat, and then just stood outside the range of the rope, without saying a word, he lit a fortune incense.
As a result, after burning all the sticks of incense, there was no effect. Instead, it attracted a mocking face from the goat.
This is the first time that Fangzheng has encountered Fortune Fragrance's failure.
"Could it be that as the strength of the target increases and the difficulty increases, more incense of luck is needed?" Fangzheng thought as he looked at the ashes on the ground.
However, when Fang Zheng thought about it, he felt relieved when he thought that it would take a good fortune to affect an ordinary person.
The goat in front of him was no ordinary sheep.
Even he was hammered black in one eye.
Thinking of this, Fangzheng became ruthless, and this time he simply lighted up the remaining nine incense sticks.
The nine incense sticks were lit together, and the clouds and fog immediately began to rise here, and the smoke was smoky. This time even the goat can't calmly gnaw the carrot in its mouth. You can do it once and come again, mainly because the second-hand smoke is too pungent, which makes it sneeze non-stop, sneeze, sneeze .
The goat was very upset, and stared fiercely at the incense stick in Fangzheng's hand.
"What do you want to do? Do you want to curse my old sheep to die early, and come here deliberately to burn incense to my old sheep to worship my old sheep?"
"Hurry up and take away your stinky incense, if you don't take it away, be careful that my old sheep will drive you down the mountain!"
The goat blew loudly, then pawed the ground with its front hooves, making a movement of turning Fang Zheng upside down, and exhaled a few breaths from its mouth, which was full of the crunchy smell of carrots.
"Silly sheep, do you dare to agree to my call?" Fangzheng looked at the goat in front of him provocatively. In fact, he was also sore in his throat and eyes from the incense of fortune, and he couldn't bear it.
I don't know if it's his illusion. He feels that the incense of luck after strengthening it once, the smoke of this incense is bigger and more smoky.
Even with his current physique, he couldn't stand the choking smoke.
"Why don't you dare, my old sheep is still afraid that you won't be able to make a sand sculpture?"
Fangzheng: "Silly sheep, come here, tell me, what is the most valuable thing in your body? Do you dare to promise me?"
The goat looked at Fangzheng contemptuously: "Nonsense, of course my old goat's knees are the most valuable."
"A man's knees have gold, have you ever heard of it? A man is born to stand upright and dare to fight against the thief God for unfair fate. Only this golden knee does not kneel to the sky or the ground, but to his parents."
Fangzheng was surprised: "Shouldn't it be the sheep whip, the most valuable thing on your body?"
The goat at the entrance of the village clamped its legs subconsciously, feeling the chill between the legs, and its eyes turned red with anger on the spot: "Fuck off! How dare you hit my old sheep with a whip!"
"Look at my old sheep hammering you to death!"
Just when the goat pouted its forelegs and wanted to hit Fangzheng with a few hammers on the forehead, in order to prevent Fangzheng from thinking about its sheep whip, the clamped hind leg lost its center of gravity, plop!
He stumbled on his hind limbs, and the pair of heavy horns made his body lose its center of gravity, and the knees of his forelimbs hit the ground heavily, causing Fangzheng to kneel down.
The goat was dumbfounded.
It was said earlier that the man had gold under his knees, but the next second he knelt in front of Fang Zheng.
All the surrounding guards twitched their eye muscles, they couldn't help it, they couldn't help laughing out loud, I have to hold back! Can't look over there anymore! They were really afraid that they would accidentally break military discipline and laugh out loud.
The soldiers were heartbroken.
Are you here to be funny purely? It's not serious at all.
At this time, Fangzheng was also a little speechless.
What he wants is the most valuable thing on the goat, such as whether there are any treasures. He has watched reruns of Journey to the West during summer vacation.
In Journey to the West, the mounts raised by the gods, when they turned into monsters in the world, didn’t they all have stolen magic weapons with them, such as the purple golden bell, the two cylinders of yin and yang, the purple and red gourd, the golden rope, and the diamond carved horse
"This enhanced fortune fragrance is really useful for practitioners...and I have a big temper, and I can't allow others to say a bad word about it." Fangzheng thought of the goddaughter that the old magic stick had accepted at the beginning, didn't he just scold her After smelling the incense of luck, he ended up kneeling in front of the old magic stick.
But what's the use of him picking up a cheap stupid mount, this sheep is from the Japanese ambassador.
He is going to abduct the sheep today, and it is estimated that the Japanese envoys will chase him down tomorrow.
"Silly sheep, you must have other valuable treasures, right?"
The nine fortune incense sticks in Fangzheng's hand hadn't been burned yet, so Fangzheng searched the goat for a while, to see where the goat's treasure might be hidden in its body.
The sad and angry goat is really angry this time. It doesn't kneel to the sky or to the ground. Even the Japanese tour envoy has never made it kneel. Unexpectedly, Tianming, in the first life, actually kneeled and licked in the hands of a melon ball today. The goat His eyes were red with anger.
"You reckless melon ball, I am so mad at you, old sheep, you pissed off my old sheep today, and today I am going to hammer you to death with a hammer, and I will weld you with a stone, so that Do you know why Monkey Sun can't escape Wuzhishan from Tathagata!"
The goat looked really mad.
However!
The fragrance of fortune is not only for picking up money, daughters, and mounts, it can also ward off disasters, allowing people who have the fragrance of fortune to avoid bloody disasters.
Plop!
The goat's left foot was tripped by his right foot, and he knelt down in front of Fang again.
It knelt down and cried!
Is there any reason!
My old sheep just wants to cry and cry, I am ashamed of the parents who gave birth to me!
Plop! Plop! Plop!
"Your incense is poisonous!"
"You want to poison my old sheep so that you can inherit the carrots in my old sheep's basket, right?"
After the unwilling goat knelt down three times in a row, it finally noticed something was wrong with the incense stick in Fangzheng's hand. For the first time, a frightened expression appeared on its face.
(end of this chapter)