Fangzheng didn't realize it until he got closer.
The old man in front of him was actually a one-eared old man.
okay.
One-eared and one-eyed, Fangzheng felt that he might understand why the other party only had one ear.
Facing Fang Zheng's tricky question, the one-eared old man was stunned.
What an unseemly young man he had met today!
Facing the scene in front of them, others are going to fight.
If you can't fight, run away.
But in the hands of this young man in front of him, how did an obviously serious matter evolve into a storytelling? !
This is how nervous it is, can't see the wrong atmosphere and the solidified killing intent in the air at all
I'm afraid even the one-eared old man would never have imagined that he would hear this story full of childhood memories again in a foreign land.
It's really a childhood memory story of seeing a ghost.
What happened today? I recalled my childhood memories twice.
The one-eared old man looked at Fang Zheng silently with his black hole and bleeding eye socket.
In the only eye that was still intact, the muscles in the corner of the eye twitched.
"I want the most common iron eye."
As a result, the one-eared old man had just finished speaking, bang!
A mummy fell from the sky, directly knocking the one-eared old man to the ground.
"Are you stupid? How can there be iron in your eyeballs? Sure enough, these eyeballs are not yours. See, even the heavens say that being a man is a virtue, and lying is struck by lightning." Fangzheng still had such a serious face, and replied solemnly. road.
At this moment, the one-eared old man, who shrugged his broken neck and was covered in dust, staggered and stood up again. Hearing Fang Zheng's words, he staggered and almost fell head over heels again.
It's enough!
You are the one who tells the story of "Golden Ax and Silver Axe"!
You're the one who said the iron eye was the wrong answer!
In order to infiltrate this country and get acquainted with the civilization and etiquette of this materially rich country, he has been away from home since he was a child. He cannot see the cherry blossoms in April, the sacred deer in Nara, and the most famous seafood bowl in Tokyo...
These can only appear on the movie screen forever!
He is far away from his hometown, has relatives who cannot recognize each other, and has been dormant for seventy years. Naturally, he has heard the widely circulated story of "Golden Ax and Silver Axe", and he also knows what the ultimate correct answer is.
But what he met was this dishonest young man in front of him who didn't play cards according to common sense.
Thinking of this, the one-eared old man looked up at the sky.
Are you blind!
Obviously the young man in front of him is lying!
The one-eared old man stood up unsteadily from the ground, click, click... There was a sound of bones twisting, his neck slowly returned to normal, and he looked at Fang Zheng coldly and without emotion.
"Young man, there is another idiom called 'too much bullying.'" The one-eared old man who had lost his patience was about to explode.
The one-eared old man has been lurking for seventy years. He thinks he is more familiar with the culture and idioms of this country than his mother tongue, and he opens his mouth when he is familiar with the idioms.
However!
As soon as the voice fell, hoo!
There was a sound of wind from above, and another mummy slammed into the one-eared old man standing in the ruins.
This time, the one-eared old man was prepared. He stomped the ground with his right foot like a dragon smashing into the sea, and the sole of his foot was inserted into the ground. Then he saw a huge broken wall weighing several tons, breaking through the wind. The resistance, like a gray cannon ball, quickly exploded to the top of the head.
boom!
The broken wall exploded and disintegrated in the air, and in the direction above the invisible fog above the head, a black figure was thrown out and turned into a black dot.
flying farther and farther...
"I have endured you for a long time!" The one-eared old man vented his anger, and then he looked down at Fangzheng viciously.
Facing the one-eared old man whose attitude turned sour, Fangzheng looked at the one-eared old man and whispered, "How about... let's guess which eyeball you dropped? Since it's not the iron eyeball, then There is only one choice between golden eyeballs and silver eyeballs... ”
Fangzheng saw the cruelty in the eyes of the one-eared old man, so he planned to give him another chance...
But at this moment, the one-eared old man's one-eyed, more vicious than the world's most poisonous snake, gleamed coldly, indifferently, and stared at Fang Zheng with a cloudy and cloudy expression.
Come again
You are fooling the devil!
The one-eared old man sneered, he had lost his patience: "Young man, be careful of another idiom, 'a dog jumps over the wall in a hurry'."
What
Fangzheng was taken aback for a moment, feeling a little inexplicable for a while.
Why does he always feel that the one-eared old man in front of him who always likes to use idioms, every time he speaks the idioms, the bones are always so strange
Does the other party have any misunderstandings about the idiom "Goujitiaoqiang"
Although the Chinese language is extensive and profound, it is true that Goujitiaoqiang can be used in the immediate environment, but the key point is, have you ever met anyone who would use Goujitiaoqiang to describe himself
Before Fangzheng had time to speak, suddenly!
call! call! call! There were several bursting wind sounds in the sky.
The one-eared old man's previous resistance was like piercing a hornet's nest, causing a chain reaction, and immediately more mummies fell down at the same time.
The one-eared old man did the same thing again, using the rocks in the ruins as cannonballs, and with his movements like a shadow, he shot the mummy continuously in the sky, his movements were too fast to see clearly.
But the next moment, there were more piercing wind sounds, coming from the invisible fog above the head.
The one-eared old man had no time to pay attention to Fang Zheng. At this moment, the expression on his face finally showed a solemn expression, and he also saw the seriousness of the problem. Therefore, this time, he no longer took action to resist, but made agile movements one by one, dodging and evading continuously.
Then, Fangzheng saw the scene in front of him.
The sky is raining corpses, and there is a person who is being chased by the rain of corpses.
After doing this several times, there are already more than a dozen mummified corpses lying on the ground nearby.
Although the one-eared old man didn't resist this time, and didn't take the initiative to attack those mummy corpses in the sky, those mummy corpses seemed to hold a grudge. The rain of corpses from the sky kept falling, and they were still chasing the one-eared old man.
boom! boom! boom!
In the end, the one-eared old man couldn't escape the rain of corpses and was directly crushed to death alive.
The head exploded, and was smashed by the falling object again, and immediately red, yellow, and green scattered all over the ground.
At this time, the ruins in front of Fangzheng left twenty or thirty mummified corpses all over the place.
Facing this weird scene, just as Fangzheng was about to hide himself better, lest even he would be affected by Chiyu... Gululu, a healed head, rolled to the vicinity of Fangzheng's hiding place.
That single black eye socket stared straight at Fangzheng like a gaze from an abyss: "Young man, today I will give you another idiom, 'Do unto others as you would have them do unto you'."
The one-eared old man smiled.
He smiled and looked at Fangzheng in front of him.
"I picked up three corpses here, a golden corpse, a silver corpse, and the most common iron corpse. Take a look, young man, which corpse did you throw away?"
When you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes into you.
(end of this chapter)