When encountering a character like Yu Xiaoxiao, what if Ai Xiangye is full of financial resources? "You," said the words in his mouth for a long time, before Ai Xiangye pointed at Yu Xiaoxiao and drank: "Presumptuous!"
"Let your sister go." Seeing that the National Teacher Chengming was already standing by Ai Jingzhong's side, Yu Xiaoxiao also stood at the forefront of his own team, facing his enemy, smacking his lips at Ai Jingzhong and saying : "I suddenly remembered a question..."
Ai Xiangye said, "What's the problem with you?"
"Why don't your emperor live or die there? You don't go to save him first, and you come to tell us to put down our weapons and hand over guns instead of killing them?" Yu Xiaoxiao asked: "Do you also feel that you are following that kind of emperor? No future, so he died early..."
"Shut up, shut up, shut up!" Ai Xiangye shut up and shouted in a broken voice.
Xianzong never succeeded in getting Yu Xiaoxiao to shut up once, and it would be even more impossible for him to succeed. Yu Xiao: "What are you excited about? We have something to say, tell me, what do you think? ?"
Ai Xiangye said: "You thief is not worthy to talk to the truth."
"Then who was I talking to just now?" Yu Xiaoxiao has always wondered about the way humans in this world speak, what does it mean to be worthy or not? This guy has been standing here talking to her for a long time, and now he says that she is not worthy to talk to him? After thinking about it for a while, Yu Xiao said, "I'm telling you about the central thing, right? A soldier who doesn't want to be a marshal is not a good soldier. Are you a minister who doesn't want to be an emperor or a good minister?"
"you!"
"My God, you originally had such ideals and ambitions. Do you want to monopolize the beauty of the harem, and you don't want to share it with your emperor?"
"You are full of nonsense!" Ai Xiangye was trembling with anger, and ordered, "Release the arrows!"
A row of archers are now holding their bows and arrows at Yu Xiaoxiao's group.
Yu Xiao: "Don't want Li Hao anymore?"
"You," Ai Xiangye's raised hand couldn't be put down.
If Ai Xiangye didn't put his hand down, the archers naturally wouldn't let go.
"You care so much about the emperor," Yu Xiaoxiao's brain flashed, and she looked at Ai Xiangye from beginning to end and said, "You don't care about Li Xiaoyuan's life or death, but you care about Li Hao's life and death."
Ai Xiangye glared at Yu Xiaoxiao and said, "Where is Your Highness now?"
"Hey, is Li Hao actually your son?" Yu Xiaoxiao asked Ai Jingzhong.
At this time, the head of the family said: "Designated, do you just stare at the whereabouts of the emperor without looking at the life and death of this little emperor?"
"I knew there was adultery!" Yu Xiaoxiao hummed.
The second master said, "They said we were thieves, so we set fire to sleep with the emperor's woman, and put a green hat on the emperor. Who the hell is a thief?"
Xiao Zhuang said, "I heard that Concubine Long has a son."
A group of people looked at Ai Xiangye together.
"Hu, Hu, Hu..." Ai Jingzhong was too angry to speak.
"Bullshit, right?" Yu Xiao: "You're so guilty that you don't even know what to say? You're vicious. When others rebel, you're just leading troops to fight or something, but you're deceiving the emperor's feelings, sleeping the emperor. A woman, and then let your son be the emperor, I will go, you will take care of all the good things, you can't see it, he is not tall, and he has a big heart."
The head of the family said, "Lord, didn't you see that he was full of fat?"
Yu Xiao: "I'm full of fat, and I'm full of guts?"
The master thought for a while, nodded his head, and said, "Yes, that's what it says in the book."
people...
Have you ever read a book
Ai Jingzhong was very angry and frightened. As a prime minister, no one knew Li Xiaoyuan's suspicious character better than him. Tonight, the thief poured the dirty water on him. Stronger than the Jiang family.
At this time, the national master Chengming said: "Amitabha, Xiangye must not be provoked by this thief, the poor monk knows that Xiangye is dedicated to the country."
Before Ai Xiangye could express his gratitude to the National Teacher Chengming, Yu Xiaoxiao had already opened his mouth and said, "Monk, you live in the palace every day? What can you prove for this fat? What's the point?"
Cheng Ming said, "Then do you live in the palace?"
"Yeah, I live in the palace, I saw it with my own eyes, how is it?" Yu Xiao, motherfucker, who wouldn't be a rogue
Cheng Ming Guo Shi was choked for a moment and said, "There is no basis for what I say."
"What do you mean?" Yu Xiaoxiao asked, "What is the name of his concubine if you want me to put this fat man with that concubine?" Yu Xiaoxiao turned her head and asked her little Gu.
Gu Xinglang said, "Concubine Long."
"Oh, yes," Yu Xiao said, "do you want me to take you guys to see this fat man's sex scene with Concubine Long? Hey, they're all men, why don't you give Li Xiaoyuan some face? Enough cups, do you still want to watch the live version of Stealing-Love?"
The master said, "Lord, what is the live version?"
"Oh," Yu Xiao said, "it was him who was having sex with Concubine Long, who stood beside the bed and watched."
It was the first time everyone in the room had heard the word "hush", but it was hell, everyone understood it.
Suzaku everyone... , we didn't want to watch this live version!
"I want to kill the Fourth Highness so much," Yu Xiaoxiao then fired at Ai Jingzhong: "Isn't it because he is Li Xiaoyuan's relative? You see that the older the relatives are, the better they are, and the longer your illegitimate life is, the more stupid you will be. So you and your concubine tried to find a way to kill the emperor's own son and give it to your two sons, right?"
Don't think that Jade Instructor will not fight with others. The Instructor still understands the principled issues that should be understood. Instead of releasing the map cannon, he will fire the cannon at the leader, trying to maximize the results.
A group of people from the big family looked at Ai Xiangye gasping for breath, which means, you are so vicious!
"No, the truth is not..."
"You still want to deny it at this time?" Yu Xiao: "The woman surnamed Long is really blind. She loves a man like you who has no seeds?"
"He's a Xiangye," the head of the family gave Yu Xiaoxiao a hand.
Yu Xiao: "Yeah, it looks like a dog. I didn't expect that the emperor would dare to harm him if he had bad water."
In the forty-eight years of his life journey, Ai Jingzhong has never suffered such humiliation. He can speak eloquently in the courtroom and fight against the Confucian scholars. Unexpectedly, facing a few small thieves today, he can't say a word for a long time. . (Ai Xiangye, this is because you are not on the same level as the spiritual world opposite you, ==)
"Master Xiang!"
The soldiers with Suzaku screamed in surprise.
Ai Xiangye fainted on the spot.
"Is this dizzy?" The big boss staggered his feet and looked at the other side, and said, "Is this fat really dizzy or fake?"
Yu Xiao: "I have a guilty conscience, and I exposed the dark side of his heart in public. If this guy wants a face, he should prove his innocence by death."
Looking at their own princess standing facing the wind and snow, the big head group suddenly wanted to kneel and sing conquest, shouting long live the queen!
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