Looking at the skinless monster that Yu Xiaoxiao stepped on, Dashao Gu was actually a little bit stuffed. When there were so many of them, they couldn't hurt the monster even if they tried their best. To be abused as a dog, faced with this fact, is a heartbreak for everyone.
The head of the family also came with someone, carrying the knife on his shoulders. He glanced at the skinless man with no skin. The head of the family twitched his head and said, "Is it more comfortable for him to spend the summer like this than us? A lot?"
Yu Xiaoxiao answered quickly and said, "You said it's cool?"
big boss nods
A former pirate shook his head and said, "Then I'd rather be hot."
"That's right," Ergouzi said, "how ugly is this?"
There was a brother who slapped Ergouzi in the back and said, "You grandpa, what do you want to look good?"
Yu Xiaoxiao glared at this man and said, "How many times have I said that you should not hit the dog on the head, what should you do if you are stupid?"
The big boss said: "Come on, he was born stupid, how stupid can he be?"
Ergouzi was unhappy, but he didn't dare to resist the big boss, he could only hold his head and mutter: "I'm not stupid."
"Yes," Yu Xiaoxiao guarded Ergouzi and said, "You are not stupid, your boss is a fool."
"Hahaha-"
The former pirates laughed together.
Young Master Gu and his guards... Do these people know what happened here
Ergouzi got Yu Xiaoxiao's guard, and Xiaoxiao glanced at his boss proudly.
When the big boss raised his hand, he was about to start beating, but if he couldn't beat the princess, he couldn't clean up this second dog
"Cough," Gu Xingnuo coughed.
The big boss's movements froze, and he remembered that blood was still flowing in the house at this moment.
Gu Xingnuo asked Yu Xiaoxiao: "Princess, why are you here?" His princess siblings also have a source, knowing that this gang of murderers will come to Huafu tonight, so they brought people with them
"I… "
Gu Lin didn't wait for Yu Xiaoxiao to finish his words, and said excitedly: "Princess, it's fortunate that you are here, otherwise there would be no way for so many of us to take this monster, Princess, did you send someone to watch these bastards too? ?"
"Ah?" Yu Xiaoxiao opened her mouth, she didn't even know where these bastards were, how could she send someone to follow them? Well, she never thought to use this trick.
Seeing Yu Xiaoxiao's appearance, Young Master Gu frowned and said, "The princess didn't know beforehand that something would happen to Huafu tonight?"
The eldest master bowed to Young Master Gu and said, "Eldest Young Master, we..."
"Don't talk," Gu Dashao raised his hand and looked at Yu Xiaoxiao: "Princess, say it."
As a good mushroom cool who has always been honest, Yu Xiaoxiao didn't even think about it, she said, "I just wanted to talk to my aunt."
Gu Dashao said, "You can't sleep at night, so you came to see Huanggu to talk about life?"
Yu Xiao: "Brother, how can I be so boring?"
Gu Dashao was relieved at first. If the truth is true, he must not be able to bear it, but soon, Gu Dashao, who knows the truth, is not a matter of whether he can bear it or not. Gu Dashao wants to vomit blood!
"Xiong Xiong also said, I have to ask for this money!" Yu Xiaoxiao finally concluded.
Master Gu didn't speak for a long time.
Gu Lin and Gu Shan looked at Yu Xiaoxiao, their facial expressions were somewhat distorted, asking for the truth of money, it's better to convince them that Her Royal Highness, the princess, came to talk to the emperor because she couldn't sleep!
Yu Xiaoxiao saw that her big brother Gu was not talking, and asked, "Big brother, why are you not talking?"
Young Master Gu... , what should he say
"By the way, eldest brother, why are you here?" Yu Xiaoxiao asked Gu Dao again at this time: "You are already a prime minister, so you still have to lead soldiers to patrol the streets?"
"I've been looking for this gang of murderers," Master Gu said in a low voice.
"You chased them to my aunt's house?"
Gu Xingnuo sighed.
The eldest family said: "Princess, what kind of eyes do you have? How do you see it, the bastard came first, and then the eldest young master arrived with someone. Didn't you see that the guards of Huafu were dying?"
Yu Xiaoxiao thought for a while, and said to Gu Xingnuo seriously, "Big brother, in the face of this kind of monster, you can't fight him recklessly."
Gu Xingnuo said, "What does the princess mean?"
Yu Xiao: "Set fire to him."
Gu Lin said, "Princess, the Praetorian Guard has fired a rocket, but this monster's movement is so powerful that the rocket can't hit him."
Yu Xiaoxiao frowned and said, "Why do you want to shoot arrows? Wouldn't you pour a few barrels of oil on it? In this case, the rockets don't have to hit him, even a little spark will ignite the oil on the ground under his feet. Did it burn?"
Young Master Gu and his guards fell silent again, why didn't they think of this trick
Yu Xiaoxiao said seriously: "The principle of setting fire is the same as burning a house. You need something to help you burn."
The big boss said, "What kind of thing is a fuel booster?"
"It's just oil," Yu Xiaoxiao rolled her eyes at the boss, "If I ask you to read more books, if you don't listen, you have no education, and your child's education level will not be high in the future!"
The big boss... Then you should worry about your future baby, why should you laugh at him for being illiterate if he has only read the Three Character Classic
Yu Xiaoxiao turned her head and said to Da Shao Gu again: "If it is difficult to pour oil, then dig a pit, pour a combustion aid in the pit beforehand, lead the bastards into the pit, and throw a torch in it, how simple it is. ."
Gu Lin was stunned by Yu Xiaoxiao at this moment, and his mind couldn't move at all, so he asked Yu Xiao, "Then how do we lead these monsters into the pit?"
"Of course there is a bait for this," Yu Xiao said, "Like today, I can let my aunt or my uncle stand by the pit, but it's better to tie a steel wire around the waist or something. When the monster arrives, the person behind Pull the wire, my aunt flew away, and the monster fell into the pit."
Gu Xingnuo looked at the skinless monster still being stepped on by Yu Xiaoxiao, and digging traps or something was indeed a good way.
The former pirates then praised their princess for being smart.
Yu Xiaoxiao said truthfully, "I've always been very smart."
Gu Dashao didn't know why, but felt his heart block again.
At this time, the skinless man said at Yu Xiaoxiao's feet: "How did you hide our eyeliner?"
Yu Xiaoxiao was taken aback and said, "What, you still have eyeliner in my house?"
At this time, the skinless man said with the mentality of knowing that he would die if he died, and said: "There are several exits in your house, all of which have our eyeliners."
Yu Xiaoxiao looked at the big boss and said, "Is that so? Why didn't I find anything?"
At this time, the head of the family was jolted and said, "Isn't it the one who nestled behind the big tree at the back door when we came out?"
The former pirates... suddenly feel sympathy for these murderers, why is this swollen
Note to readers:
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