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Yu Xiaoxiao collided with the two uncles and masters, using a straightforward language to describe it, that is, when the illiterate meets the old master, the rat shit in the class meets the dean, and before the two sides can talk, it is already because of heaven. The anger is not in line, and they don't like each other. [ ]
The two uncles and grandfathers are academic officials in the south. At the moment, they are all dressed in long gowns, gauze caps, serious faces, and their whole body reveals a kind of temperament that I am a scholar, or a high-end scholar. Such a character makes Yu Xiaoxiao upset at first glance.
When Yu Xiaoxiao was standing at the gate, she had half a skewer of roasted meat in her hand, and she was also holding half-eaten fried peanuts. In this age where women are required to smile without showing their teeth and dress up. , How could the image of Her Royal Highness make the two academic officials satisfied
Of course, when the two sides met, they didn't turn around immediately. The two uncles greeted Yu Xiaoxiao, and Yu Xiaoxiao also said hello to the two uncles. If it is not pleasing to the eye, does the academic officer dare to tell the royal princess the commandments of women's virtue and women? Even if Her Royal Highness could not meet, she would beat up Xiao Gu's relatives and uncles.
The two sides saluted and said hello. After the courtesy was over, the head of the family whispered to Yu Xiaoxiao: "These two are academic officials."
Yu Xiao: "What does an academic officer do?"
The education level of the head of the family is only half a finger higher than that of the princess. The head of the school doesn't know what the master is, so he casually said to Yu Xiaoxiao: "It's the official in charge of the exam."
Yu Xiao: "Proctor, okay?"
The head of the family said, "Almost, that's what they do."
At this time, Xiaozhuang and Xiaowei first escorted Su Yi back to the palace of the concubine, and there is no reliable person, so this matter can only go further and further down the unreliable road.
Yu Xiaoxiao looked at the two uncles and said, "I'm the most annoying invigilator. (Advertisement)" There are also culture classes in the last days. Every time the culture class takes an exam, the instructor Yu will be tragic, and every time he cheats, he will be caught. , It's not that the Jade instructors can't do it, but the teachers who invigilate the exam have a pair of piercing eyes, and they are all evolutionary races. Who can bully who? There have been many tragedies, but anyone who has done the job of proctoring is the enemy of Jade Instructor. (o(╯□╰)o)
The head of the family said: "Princess, what do you think they are talking to the concubine? Why can't I understand a word?"
Yu Xiaoxiao listened to the previous conversation and said, "How many do they have to bring in every sentence they say? Does it seem like they are literate?"
The head of the family said, "How else would people be academic officials?"
Yu Xiao: "Should we withdraw first?" I can't understand what people say, how bad this is.
The head of the family nodded and said, "Princess, let's go first." The two academic masters were not easy people to get along with. Big bosses don't look for this abuse.
The two of them were ready to leave here, but Uncle Xu said to Gu Xinglang with a sullen face, "woohoo!"
yd_sj; Yu Xiaoxiao was startled by this woohoo, what kind of onomatopoeia is this? "No," Yu Xiaoxiao said to the big boss, "how can I see his constipated look?"
"What?" the master asked.
Yu Xiao: "It just looks like he can't poop."
The big boss... , is this what the royal princess should say? !
Uncle Xu said again at this time: "Wuhu, why is this?"
"Damn," Yu Xiaoxiao asked the boss, "what is he talking about?"
The eldest family listened with their ears pricked up, and said to Yu Xiao, "Princess, they are asking the concubine about Mrs. Xu, as if they are asking the concubine why they sent Mrs. Xu out of the house."
The two uncles and grandfathers came to Beijing, and they did not come to ask their teachers for sins. After all, now the Gu family has received holy favor and cannot offend them, but the two uncles and grandfathers are used to being stereotyped. Previously, they only asked the reasons, the situation of Mrs. Xu, and asked After asking, the words of the two uncles became stricter. The world regards filial piety as the heaven. Is it okay for your three brothers to be unfilial
Gu Xinglang's face was cold. He has always been quiet. Faced with the reprimands of his two uncles, Gu Sanshao said something. After my mother went there to pay homage to the Buddha, she didn't say a word. He had nothing to say. .
When Yu Xiaoxiao was still struggling to understand the words of the two Xu family uncles, the head of the family watched her concubine being scolded, and looked anxious, and said to Yu Xiao, "Why are they still scolding him?"
Yu Xiao: "Scolded?" Why didn't she hear it
The big boss actually didn't quite understand it, but this one nodded firmly to Yu Xiaoxiao and said, "Scolded."
At this time, Uncle Xu scolded Gu Sanshao and said, "Your mother lives alone in a Buddhist hall, and when the dark wind blows and rain enters the cold window, how desolate your mother will be? You..."
"Wait," Yu Xiaoxiao spoke up, walked to Gu Xinglang's side, stood down, and said, "Who said it rains every day in Fengjing? Is it raining now?"
The two uncles and masters... did they say it was raining
The big boss came up and asked in a low voice, "Princess, did they say it's raining?"
yd_sj; Yu Xiao: "Didn't he say that the dark wind blows the rain into the cold window? Do I really think I can't understand the words of the literati?"
I won't mention what the mood of the cultural people present was, anyway, the illiterate people present were all suddenly enlightened.
Yu Xiaoxiao frowned and said to the two uncles, "The roof of the Buddhist hall is not broken, so what if it rains? Can it still be drenched with Xiao Gu? Is it too much for Xiao Gu to get through the rain?"
The head of the family said: "Two adults, the Buddhist hall will not leak."
"I don't care if Xiao Gu's mother can get enough to eat, or if she will get wet," Yu Xiaoxiao asked the two adults Xu: "What's your focus?" (You don't care about that either, ah hey!)
Princess Linglong has a reputation for being a talented woman who knows all about piano, chess, calligraphy and painting. The two uncles and masters heard what Yu Xiaoxiao said and only said that Yu Xiaoxiao was humiliating them with words. When the wind blows and rain enters the cold window, do you mean that people are in a desolate situation? (She really doesn't know -_-|||)
The two uncles and masters are from Qingliu, how have they ever been humiliated by someone who pretended to be crazy and foolish? The younger sister was moved out of the house and moved into the Buddhist temple. They only care about whether the younger sister has been exposed to the rain? When they are two fools? ! Under the extreme anger, the bodies of the two adults trembled slightly.
"No," said the boss, "why are they still shivering?"
Yu Xiao: "If Xiao Gu's mother gets wet in the rain, you can come to me to settle the account. Are you alright? Hello, uncle. Goodbye uncle."
"You," Uncle Xu said with a small finger.
Gu Xinglang silently stepped forward and blocked Yu Xiaoxiao behind him.
"Gu Xinglang, you are still a princess, and you act so recklessly?!" Second Uncle Xu scolded Gu Sanshao.
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