History’s Best Reincarnation

Chapter 639: Spring Thirty Mother!

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This is a weird world of gods and demons, but no matter how weird it is, it is a real world of gods and demons, full of dangers and opportunities.

For example, the moonlight treasure box that allows people to travel through time and space!

The lethality of this thing may not be enough, but with its ability to travel through time and space, this function alone is enough to make Jiang Chen jealous. Therefore, since he learned that he came to this world, he has been interested in this treasure. .

However, it is not an easy task to seize the Moonlight Treasure Box, because this treasure is related to the plan of spreading Buddhism eastward. It is impossible to get it without anyone noticing. Therefore, Jiang Chen can only actively participate in this matter to make a profit from it.

With his goal in mind, Jiang Chen finally stayed in the Ax Gang as he wished with the news that Chun Sanniang was coming. He saw that the Supreme Treasure arranged for the second master and others to plan to intercept and kill Chun Sanniang, who was about to arrive. He remained calm, just quietly watching the show from behind.

After a night of silence, the next day, Jiang Chen came to visit Zhizunbao in his courtyard. Seeing that his cross-eyes were getting worse, he couldn't help but be surprised by the Seven Injury Fist in this world.

According to the information he knew, the Seven-Injury Fist of the Three Saints of Kunlun was so powerful that the person hit by the fist first became cross-eyed, then became deaf and could not hear the sound, and then lost control of his voice, speaking out of tune, and then even his limbs They all started to become disobedient, and finally their internal organs exploded and they died. It was truly a miracle in martial arts, a tractor among fighter jets.

"If you have the chance, you must seek advice from the Three Saints of Kunlun!"

Jiang Chen can be regarded as a martial arts practitioner. He naturally wants to learn such a weird martial arts. It is not a bad choice just to use it to punish people!

"It's not good, Gang Leader!"

While Jiang Chen was chatting and bragging with Zhizunbao, the blind third master's voice came from far away. From his panicked voice, it was not difficult to tell that something must have happened.

Sure enough, Jiang Chen turned around and saw dozens of Ax Gang members headed by the second leader, each carrying a bunch of copper coins on their heads, running towards the small courtyard in a panic!

"Huh? Spring Thirty-nine Lady is here!"

With a thought in his mind and his foresight, Jiang Chen immediately understood what had happened. At that moment, a strange smile appeared on his face.

Next to him, Zhizunbao also noticed the abnormality of his subordinates, and said angrily: "Why are you panicking? Look at what you all look like. What are you doing with money now? Why don't you take it down quickly!" After that, He jumped up and pounced on everyone and started snatching the copper coins off everyone's heads.

"No! Gang leader! If the money falls, the head will be lost!"

Seeing that the Supreme Treasure was trying to snatch the copper coins above his head, the second master and others hurriedly evaded, fearing that their copper coins would be snatched away and they would not be able to save their own lives if they lost the coins.

"What are you talking about!" Upon hearing the second master's words, Zhizunbao immediately screamed like a cat whose tail was stepped on. He thought that Zhizunbao was also the leader of a gang, and his subordinates behaved like this. It was really too much. It's embarrassing. Moreover, there is an outsider like Jiang Chen present at this time. If word spreads, he will definitely be ridiculed by his colleagues!

The more he thought about it, the angrier he became, so he rushed towards the "Second Master" with a few steps, grabbed the "Second Master" by the collar, and said angrily: "How can you be my Second Master if you are so worthless? !”

The captured "Second Leader" was slapped on the head and face, and he quickly said: "Help... Gang Leader, I am not the Second Leader, I am blind!"

When Jiang Chen saw this, he couldn't help but smile: "Gang leader, you have arrested the wrong person. That's the third master. The second master is over there!" As he spoke, he pointed at the second master.

"Yes, yes, I'm here!" The second master responded quickly with a flattering smile on his face.

"Uh..." Zhizunbao let go of the blind man's hand and walked towards the second master's house in the direction pointed by Jiang Chen: "Do you think I don't know? I scolded the blind man just to make him happy." You are ashamed!" As he spoke, under the astonished gazes of everyone, he walked directly past the second master, pointed at a yellow dog on the ground not far away and cursed loudly: "Look at your virtue, your hair is disheveled. , He looks like a dog, how can he come out with me to roam the world!"

Jiang Chen saw this in his eyes and couldn't help but have several black lines hanging down his forehead. However, thinking that he had come here with a plan, and seeing that the time was almost up, he quickly stepped forward and said: "Gang leader, this is not the time. When we are teaching people a lesson, Mother Spring 30 has already arrived, we have to discuss it carefully, what should we do next?"

Although he did not give face to his subordinates, he still had to give face to Jiang Chen, an outsider. Hearing this, Zhizunbao groaned for a while and responded: "Brother Jiang, you are right, let's kill Chun Sanniang now!"

"ah?!"

Hearing the arrogant words from the Supreme Treasure's mouth, the Second Master and others were immediately frightened, their bodies retreated one after another, and their legs began to tremble.

"What are you afraid of!" Zhizunbao said with great pride at the moment: "I am responsible for everything. Everyone, prepare your guys and go with me to kill Chun Sanniang immediately!"

Jiang Chen watched the Supreme Treasure leading a group of mobs to kill Chun Sanniang in a noisy manner. He couldn't help but reach out and wipe his forehead. If these guys knew that what they were going to kill was a spider spirit that had been practicing for thousands of years. , what will be the performance? He was feeling funny in his heart, so he hid his breath and followed behind.

By the way, this Spring Thirty Lady is indeed a female enchantress who only knows how to enjoy. She occupies the only house with a bath in the deserted village. When Jiang Chen and others arrived, she was taking a bath in the swimming pool!

Zhizunbao didn't have the slightest fear, and walked away in a swagger. However, in the hall of the house, there was a pool several feet square. At this moment, the peach-like Chun Sanniang was rippling back and forth in the blue waves. Inadvertently, it exudes an irresistible charm.

"Gulu..."

They are all vigorous men. They stay in this deserted village and work hard to make blood. Sometimes they may not meet a woman for a year and a half, let alone a enchanting beauty like Chun Sanniang. Some people couldn't help it and swallowed subconsciously.

Perhaps seeing that Chun Sanniang was not as ferocious as they imagined, some members of the Ax Gang boldly entered the room. The first and second floors were full of people, and they couldn't squeeze in, so they looked out the window and looked in.

Jiang Chen did not enter the hall, but stood in an inconspicuous corner outside the window. His eyes turned to where he saw Chun Sanniang. She was indeed a spider spirit who had practiced for thousands of years. She was indeed beautiful, enchanting and extremely charming. However, What caught people's attention was that her cultivation had obviously surpassed ordinary land gods and reached the realm of true immortals.

Such cultivation is nothing to Jiang Chen. In fact, Jiang Chen has never regarded her as his opponent. If he wants to seize the Moonlight Treasure Box, what he really has to face is definitely not what he faces on the table. A few people, but the existence hidden behind it, such as... Master Guanyin!

One of the supreme Bodhisattvas in Buddhism, Master Guanyin's cultivation is profound and has definitely surpassed the realm of ordinary immortals, at least at the level of Hunyuan Sanxian. Moreover, she is not even the top expert in Buddhism.

Although Jiang Chen is not afraid, since he wants to achieve his goal, he must have some calculations. Otherwise, he will be in big trouble if he is attacked by the powerful Buddhists or even attacked by the saints of heaven behind him.

In a daze, a conflict broke out in the hall. The negotiation between Zhizunbao and Chun Sananniang broke down. He immediately pulled out the ax from his back and prepared to kill someone. However, what he didn't expect was that the moment he pulled out the ax, the ax blade cut into his head. The belt was cut, so as soon as he stood up, his pants fell down, and he suddenly had sex.

"what are you doing?!"

Although she is a monster, she is a female monster after all. Seeing the Supreme Treasure with her lower body naked, Haru Sansanniang's first reaction was to turn around quickly.

Zhizunbao quickly stretched out his hand to lift up the fallen pants, and responded calmly: "What else can you do? Put on your pants after urinating!"

"Are you peeing here?" Chun Sansanniang suddenly turned her head.

Zhizunbao chuckled and said, "Otherwise, where would you get so much water to take a bath?"

Hearing this, Chun Sanniang's face suddenly darkened, her eyes stared coldly at the Supreme Treasure, and the words in her mouth were even colder, full of demonic and solemn words: "What did you say?!"

(End of chapter)