This morning, Lin Shuo's house was in a mess.
Lin Shuo's main responsibilities in this family for the past two years are to buy vegetables, cook and take care of his wife and children, and arrange the life of the family in an orderly manner, so that the children can concentrate on school and the wives can go to work with peace of mind.
After Lin Shuo took over the African business, he left the family, and the family was in chaos.
The wives are all in important positions, and they are very busy with work on weekdays, so they can't take care of their families.
The two older ones, Yun Yuexin and Miao Xueping, are not normal women either.
In the rivers and lakes, they are happy to make friends and friends, and the two of them are better than the other. If they do housework and take care of the children at home, then they can't even think about it, they just can't stay.
It's the same today. On Monday morning, these two young ladies went crazy and were not at home.
It doesn't matter if they are not at home, the Lin family is at war right now, and it will be even more chaotic when they are around.
Cotillard was making breakfast with the door closed in the kitchen, there was a lot of noise, and a burnt smell came out from the crack of the door.
In the living room, Lin Yingxue, with disheveled hair, was running around like a gust of wind, with a toothbrush in her mouth, and kept murmuring indistinctly, "Where is my school uniform?"
Di Lan stood in the middle of the living room in her pajamas, looking at her daughter with a dissatisfied expression: "Lin Yingxue, did you steal my underwear again?"
Su Nianqiu was going downstairs, holding Su Zonghan and Lin Jixian with his left and right hands respectively. The two children closed their eyes while going down the stairs, their bodies dangled back and forth as if they had no bones, and they were still asleep.
Leading the two children to the sofa, Su Nianqiu smelled the smell in the room, seemed to be used to it, calmly took out his mobile phone and started ordering takeaway.
"Is it too late to order takeaway?" Di Lan said, "By the way, sister, have you seen my underwear?"
"Ma'am, have you seen my school uniform?" Lin Yingxue pulled out the toothbrush from her mouth, and said in unison with her own mother.
"It's all in the washing machine." Su Nianqiu patted his forehead, "Oh, I washed it last night, but I forgot to take it out to dry."
"That's okay, just dry the internal energy." Dylan rushed directly to the laundry room.
Lin Yingxue said with a mournful face: "My mother's underwear is fine, but what about my school uniform? Even if it can be dried, the crumpled ones won't go out."
Su Nianqiu was very relieved when he heard this: "Don't worry, I'll iron your clothes. Oh, my Yingxue loves beauty now."
"That's right." Su Zonghan sat up from the sofa, rubbed his eyes and said, "The senior in the junior high school is so handsome, can she not love beauty?"
"Su Zonghan, what are you talking about!" Lin Yingxue rushed to Su Zonghan, spraying almost all the foam of toothpaste on Su Zonghan's face.
Lin Jixian jumped off the sofa with a carp, hugged his head and said, "Sister, I was wrong, don't hit me!"
Just as the fifty-eighth generation heir of the Lin family finished speaking, there was a loud bang in the kitchen, and Cotillard appeared at the kitchen door with a look of shock.
Su Nianqiu rubbed his ears and asked, "What's the matter?"
"The pressure cooker exploded." Cotillard blinked.
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It was at this time that Lin Shuo walked into his community with Su Dongdong and Xiao Wu.
The deal in Africa has temporarily come to an end. This deal has caused great changes in the world, and the leader of the hunting gate can finally go home.
The entire African continent disappeared, not only that, but with the agreement reached between Kowloon, the positions of Dadongzhou and Daxizhou also changed.
These two new continents were moved from the original Pacific Ocean to the south of Europe, roughly filling the place where Africa was originally located. There is a strait between the two continents.
As for why such an agreement was reached between Kowloon, Lin Shuo did not know.
Now humans and Kowloon have terminated all relations, whether it is hostility or cooperation, these are no longer there, so information is no longer shared.
As the leader of the Houtu clan, the Queen Mother of the West had to make a break with Lin Shuo.
She separated Xiao Wu from her own body consciousness, and gave her a human body, allowing her to officially replace her and become Lin Shuo's fifth wife.
At this point, Xiao Wu finally has his own body.
And the appearance and appearance of this body reproduced the past of Xiao Wu's travels in the world. This is the only female emperor in the history of China when she was young.
This is the time when the female emperor's appearance is at its peak in her life. She is naturally beautiful, and her temperament is even more outstanding, but Lin Shuo feels that she is still not as beautiful as her other wives, and she has no cultivation, but this is at least better than her. Su Dongdong shares a strong body.
And Xiao Wu, with her brain, Lin Shuo would have made a lot of money by marrying into the Lin family.
The husband and wife went home together. This itinerary was kept secret, and Lin Shuo didn't mention it to his wife and children.
On the one hand, I want to give my family a surprise, and on the other hand, I also want to see what kind of chaos the house will become when I am not at home.
The situation at the scene really didn't disappoint Lin Shuo. The family couldn't do without him as a male nanny.
Lin Shuo hurriedly made the arrangements, leaving other things alone, it's not a big deal to be hungry for breakfast, it's time to go to school, go to work, let's talk about what's going on at night.
Soon, only Lin Shuo and Xiao Wu were left in the family. They rolled up their sleeves and started to do housework.
Xiao Wu was in charge of cleaning and tidying up, and Lin Shuo was in charge of repairing things at home. The newlyweds, in a certain sense, enjoyed working together on this day.
By three o'clock in the afternoon, the chores that should be done have been done, and the three-story building has a new look. The two began to prepare the evening meal together in the backyard.
The three cows are roasted together, and the general place can't be opened, only the backyard.
Lin Shuo could tell that Xiao Wu was in a good mood.
With her own body and her own home, these two things should mean a lot to her.
While rubbing seasoning on the cow, Xiao Wu said, "Lin Shuo, why don't we go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get the certificate tomorrow."
Lin Shuo's expression froze, and he hung the cows on the grill one by one without any trouble.
"Why, you don't want to?" Xiao Wu asked.
"It's not that I don't want to." Lin Shuo had no choice but to tell the truth, "Nianqiu is the only one in my family who has a marriage certificate with me, and the others don't. We can't clearly violate the laws and regulations of the country."
"Hey, are you embarrassed by saying that?"
"I'll talk to the higher-ups about our matter. It's enough to have a record. The marriage certificate is only a piece of paper, so we won't get it." Lin Shuo said, "But you still have to register your account, don't look back. You don’t even have an ID card, so you should come up with a name yourself, you can’t really be called Xiao Wu, can you?”
"Do you still need to think about the name, let's call it Wu Meiniang." Xiao Wu said, "Having the same name as an ancient person, isn't this illegal?"
"It's not against the law." Lin Shuo smiled and shook his head, "But you, the empress, don't play harem tricks when dealing with Nianqiu and the others."
"What?" Wu Meiniang sneered, "Are you afraid that I will throw them into the cesspit?"
"I'm afraid something will happen to you." Lin Shuo gave Fifth Madam a look.
Xiao Wu nodded: "Don't worry, although I have the name of this body, after all, after such a long time, I have experienced several lives, and my mind has changed long ago.
Besides, those sisters in our family are all superb in cultivation, so I dare not provoke them.
Look at the way they looked at me before going to work today, maybe how they will deal with me when they come back at night. "
"Pull it down." Lin Shuo said, "If they want to clean up, they also clean up me."
"That's right, all the benefits are for you alone."
"Don't talk about this, let's talk about business." Lin Shuo shook his head, "You really can't reveal the identity of the female security officer now?"
"It's not that I don't want to reveal it." Wu Meiniang shook her head, "It's that Queen Mother Xi erased this memory before she separated me from her consciousness. I really don't know who the female security officer is now. .”
"Hey, if I knew it earlier, I should have asked you right away." Lin Shuo looked regretful, "This way we can know who she is."
"It was useless for you to ask me right away." Wu Meiniang said, "Since I didn't tell you right away, it means that this person is also a stranger to me, and further information needs to be collected, otherwise I must have told you."
"The sea of people is so vast now, where can we find this person?" Lin Shuo shook his head, "If you can't find this person, there will be endless troubles."
"Lin Shuo, in fact, you don't need to look for her, she will come to you." Fifth Madam said.
"oh?"
"You think this person is a scourge, that's your perspective.
In the eyes of the women, isn't you, Lin Shuo, a scourge
During your trip to Africa, you have shown your sword on behalf of mankind. Then ten years later when Africa reappears in the world, you must be the biggest stumbling block on their way forward, and at the same time, the biggest variable in their plans.
As a female security officer, doesn't she want to get rid of you
So don't worry, she will come to you naturally. "
Lin Shuo smiled bitterly: "That means she took the initiative and I was passive. Given the huge gap in strength, I should have no chance."
"No." Wu Meiniang shook her head, "You have a chance."
"You have confidence in me." Lin Shuo smiled, "Don't worry, I will try my best not to make you a widow."
"Then you think too much. It's not like you don't know what my body did back then." Wu Meiniang smiled coquettishly, "If you die on the front foot, I will remarry on the back foot. Maybe I will marry your son Lin Jixian."
Lin Shuo rolled his eyes, feeling that he couldn't continue talking with this woman, so he began to brood.
"What I mean is, if you compete with the current female security officer, you have a chance, the gap is not that big." Wu Meiniang further explained.
"Really?" Lin Shuo raised his head, "But now I don't have the power of Nine Dragons, it's a fact that my combat power has dropped, but the opponent has the power of Five Dragons."
"No, she doesn't have that kind of power anymore." Fifth Madam said, "The content of the agreement between Nuba and other Kowloons is that human beings will be completely cut off from Kowloon-level existences for a period of ten years.
This cut includes two aspects, one is power and the other is information.
The current female security officer, she is also a human being, and is also bound by the agreement.
So in these ten years, she was unable to receive the power of the female demon, and at the same time temporarily cut off the connection with the female demon. "
Lin Shuo was surprised: "When Nine Dragons signed this agreement, the women should be the ones with the upper hand. How could they accept such restrictions that are not good for them?"
"Of course they won't be so stupid." The fifth lady of the Lin family said, "It's just that such a restriction doesn't really mean much to female security officers.
First of all, even without the direct authorization of the female demon's power, she is strong enough as a human being.
After all, she is an existence with Kowloon-level information, and she understands the rules of the universe better than pure human practitioners, so her state at this time should be far above you, and may even be stronger than mother-in-law.
Secondly, even if she died in battle during these ten years, she was not really dead, but her consciousness returned to the world of female demons. Ten years later, Africa came back, and she could still charge forward.
So this so-called restriction is completely acceptable to her.
However, I think she is really stupid. "
"Ah?" Lin Shuo wondered, "You kick the sky and the ground, why can't I understand?"
"Isn't that simple?" Wu Meiniang said, "The main driving force for the current situation is you, Lin Shuo, on the human side, and who is it on the female side?"
"Nie Boyi." Lin Shuo replied.
"Who does Nie Boyi belong to?"
"Female Demon Builder."
"By the way, this is an internal problem of Nuba." Wu Meiniang nodded and said, "This agreement promoted by Nie Boyi, saying that he is a human being and so and so, is nonsense.
I think Nie Boyi's real intention in doing this is to isolate the female demon security officer from the female demon world for ten years.
In these ten years, the construction officer of the female demon should be able to accomplish many things, and the power structure of the three giants of the female demon must also change as a result.
This kind of change is definitely not good for the female security officer, but this woman just let it go, so I think she seems less sensitive to politics, and more stupid.
Of course, it is also possible that the female security officer is very powerful, so powerful that she doesn't care about such tactics. "
"It sounds like the latter is more likely," Lin Shuo said.
"Yeah." Fifth Madam nodded, then lowered her head and muttered, "If it's the latter, I have to think about my next husband. Compared to Lin Jixian, I like Su Zonghan more..."
"Are you finished?" Lin Shuo stared.
"You didn't apply for a marriage certificate for me, so my household registration is unclear." Wu Meiniang raised her face and said, "Since I'm not your wife, I can only marry your son. Is it justified?"
"Grandma, I was wrong." Lin Shuo couldn't stand it any longer, and quickly took out the cell phone in his pocket, "I'll call the chief right now, for special matters."
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