In the middle of the night, Miao Chengyun woke up and went to the bathroom at night.
It was pitch black in the camp, Miao Chengyun was in a daze at the moment, walked to his tent and pulled the zipper, and then began to sprinkle water.
Just as he was getting comfortable, he heard a familiar voice: "Brother Shuo, why hasn't it come back?"
Miao Chengyun shuddered and became sober.
Isn't this Xiao Ba
Then I only heard Lin Shuo say, "Don't worry, it's still one minute to twelve."
"Brother Shuo, it doesn't have a watch, how can it be so punctual? If it doesn't come back now, something may have happened, why don't we go find it?"
"We are on vigil, we cannot leave easily," Lin Shuo said.
"Isn't there a guy who pees standing up?" Xiao Ba called out, "Lao Miao, come over to work the night shift?"
Miao Chengyun yawned and came to One Man and One Bird, and said, "Xiao Ba, I have to teach you about this.
When dealing with girls, you can't be so impatient, you have to know what it means to sit firmly on the Diaoyutai.
Your current situation is like a man and a woman who are not in the same city. You have gone to her many times, but you will never forget her, and she may not cherish it.
Conversely, you let her come to you once, just once, she will never forget it in her life... "
Lin Shuo lit a cigarette and interrupted, "You are not next to each other."
"Hey, that's pretty much what it means." Miao Chengyun said, "Little Ba, don't be careless this time, Sister Dapeng is not in the same rank as the female bird you met before. She is smarter than you, You have to have some means, otherwise, even if you get married, your family status will be lost in the future."
Lin Xiaoba fluttered his wings, flew to Miao Chengyun's shoulder, and said, "Old Miao, you've grown up and can teach me about family status."
"Hey, I call it a lesson from the past." Miao Chengyun touched his face.
Lin Shuo said, "Since you're awake, you can watch for me for a while. Xiao Ba and I will go see our future siblings in case something happens to them."
"Let me go take a look with Xiao Ba." Miao Chengyun said, "Now the camp can't light fires and lights, and you can't see with your eyes. At least you have someone who can tell you where you are at the night watch, so it's safer."
After speaking, Miao Chengyun stood up, smiled at Xiao Ba on his shoulder, "Let's go, let's pick up your wife."
"Old Miao, you are righteous enough." Xiao Ba said.
"That's not bad."
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Headmaster Miao left the camp with Xiaoba, one person and one bird, and took advantage of the night to plunge directly into the southern mountain forest.
Lin Xiaoba was more anxious at the moment, and couldn't stay on Miao Chengyun's shoulder.
The lifespan of the Lin family black phoenix is longer than that of ordinary birds, but it is still not comparable to that of human beings. Generally, it is only about 30 years.
Lin Xiaoba is nineteen years old this year, which is equivalent to about forty years old for human beings, and all aspects of his body's functions have begun to decline.
It already has a son, Lin Xiaoshi, who is doing well in every way, so it didn't need to be so anxious about his wife.
But this time, after going out with Xiao Shi and flying around the world, Lin Xiaoba found that his son was good in everything, just like him, but his biggest advantage, this kid, went astray.
Lin Xiaoshi is also very sociable, once in a flock he can lead a hundred birds, but this kid doesn't seem to be interested in female birds, instead he flirts with some male birds.
Then there is evil nature, all the male birds, without exception, especially like Lin Xiaoshi.
So the father and son went out for a parade this time, and the division of labor was quite clear. One led away the male bird, and the other took the opportunity to hook up with the female bird.
For Xiao Ba, this matter was very refreshing, but it violated the original intention of this trip.
So it was originally planned to return to the Lin family in summer, but it ended hastily and came back early.
The Lin family's black phoenix is now Lin Xiaoshi's only seedling, and this kid's orientation has gone astray, so it must be a problem in the future.
So as soon as he heard that there was a female bird of the same kind in Daxizhou, Xiao Ba hurried over, because Lin Xiaoshi seemed to have no hope for the succession of the family.
As a result, when I first arrived at Brother Shuo's place, the mother bird hadn't been seen, and there might even be an accident. Of course, it was worried.
So it said to Miao Chengyun: "Lao Miao, follow slowly, I will fly up to have a look."
"Wait a minute." Miao Chengyun stretched out his hand and pulled Xiao Ba off who was about to take off, and held it in his hand, "I followed you out this trip, not because I have nothing to do, but because I came here to remind you your.
I wasn't joking with you just now, this sister Dapeng is very good, not only has a good brain, but also has better physical ability than you.
If you go up rashly, it’s easy to give it away for nothing, you know? "
Lin Xiaoba was startled: "Then what do you say?"
"Let's find a place to hide first." Miao Chengyun said.
"ah?"
"Ah what, didn't I just say that it has to come to you." Miao Chengyun said, "It is a local black phoenix, and nothing will happen in this Giant Beast Mountain Range, we just wait. "
"No, Miao Chengyun, please don't harm me." Lin Xiaoba said, "It's not easy for me to have a decent wife in my life. If you mess up this matter, you can't bear the responsibility."
"Don't worry, I've made up my mind." Miao Chengyun said, "We're ambushing not far away. When Miss Dapeng returns to the camp, Lin Shuo will definitely tell her that you've arrived, and then the two of us will go find it. up.
Do you seem to be more concerned about it in this way
That's a good first impression.
Then, it has to wait for you in the camp, or even go out to find you, and it will miss you more in its heart.
After these foreshadowings are done, the two of you will formally meet again.
You wonder for yourself whether this is better than meeting directly. "
Xiao Ba was silent for a while, and then said: "Old Miao, you have this ability, why couldn't you catch up with your little junior sister?"
"Hey, that's my old man trying to push my junior sister to Lin Shuo." Miao Chengyun said, "Plus Xiu'er is also watching closely..."
Xiao Ba shook his head and interrupted: "Old Miao, these are not the reasons. Today, Master Ba, I will tell you where you lost."
"Oh?" Miao Chengyun asked, "Xiaoba, do you understand that too?"
Lin Xiaoba said: "Emotion is a thing, if you calculate it, it is not emotion, but a bargaining chip of favor.
The more you worry about gains and losses and calculate in your heart, the less you will be able to correctly face the person you really care about.
If you still have a competitor as good as me, Brother Shuo, then you will definitely lose. "
Miao Chengyun was completely taken aback.
I only heard Xiao Ba continue to say: "For tonight's matter, I haven't seen that Dapeng sister, Ba Ye, and I don't know what kind of bird it is.
But I want to get along with it, this is a matter of course, because we are the only pair in this world now.
What is a design made in heaven, this is it.
So I want to marry it, it wants to marry me, this is all natural, so why do I follow you to do these calculations
I am going to find it now, this is from my heart, I am worried that something will happen to it.
But now, I am relieved.
Miao Chengyun, let me go. "
After listening to these words, Miao Chengyun also understood, and said with a smile: "Ba Ye, I really have you."
As soon as he finished speaking, he let go of the hand holding mynah, Lin Xiaoba soared into the sky, and then landed directly on the tree beside Miao Chengyun without flying far away.
And on this tree, there was already a starling standing there.
Sister Dapeng, you have been here quietly for a while.
In fact, it came back a long time ago, and when it saw a mynah in the camp that had always been similar to itself, it felt shy and hid here.
They are all adult black phoenixes, and the opposite sex hormones have already permeated the woods, so Xiao Ba knew it.
As for Miao Chengyun's position, he dared to point him out, which was a joke in the eyes of Eighth Master.
So Ba Ye showed Mr. Miao what it means to be a real veteran of flowers.
After Lin Xiaoba finished speaking loudly, he flew to the next tree, and stared at Sister Dapeng so directly.
Sister Dapeng was shy before, but now she has adjusted and greeted her with her eyes.
The pair of birds met their eyes, and then both felt that someone was in the way.
"Miao Chengyun, you are sleepy." Lin Xiaoba said lightly.
"Oh! Yes! It's time for me to go back to sleep!" Miao Chengyun finally came to his senses, turned around and left.
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Mr. Miao returned to the camp and looked at Lin Shuo with unkind eyes.
"Why?" Lin Shuo was stared inexplicably.
Miao Chengyun waved his fingers and said: "Your Lin family, no matter whether it is a human or a bird, they are not good motherfuckers."
"You just know?" Lin Shuo said lightly.
"Hey." Miao Chengyun sat down on the ground, "I was just worrying about it, I didn't expect Baye to be so clever."
"That's right." Lin Shuo said with a smile, "Between Xiaoba and I, I taught Xiaoba in the early years, and he taught me in recent years. Otherwise, how could I cope with so many wives in my family?"
"By the way, in the matter of my mother back then, when my father lost to your father, wouldn't it be Xiaoba who gave advice?" Miao Chengyun asked.
"Hey, Xiao Ba wasn't even born at that time, but your father really deserved his loss back then." Lin Shuo said, "Because the Black Phoenix of the Lin family was even more powerful at that time, it was Xiao Ba's grandfather, Xiao Liu, who used to follow me Grandpa is messing around."
"Mr. Lin Chaodong's bird?" Miao Chengyun was convinced, "That's no wonder."
"However, since the sixth grade, the Lin family's Heifeng's temperament has gone a bit off course." Lin Shuo touched his face.
"That's right, it's a matter of your Lin family's family style in the future." Miao Chengyun smiled, "Look at the three generations of your grandparents, but Mr. Lin Chaodong, who has the worst reputation in terms of men and women, only has one daughter-in-law. Your father is considered Two, what about you now, I don't care to talk about you."
Lin Shuo sighed with a complicated expression, and made no excuses.
The two brothers were chatting when two starlings flew out of the woods at the foot of the mountain.
Miao Chengyun said with a smile: "Our eighth master's body is not as good as before. You see, it's done pretty quickly."
"Shut up!" Lin Xiaoba landed on Miao Chengyun's shoulder and said, "My wife has something to say."
Sister Dapeng landed on Lin Shuo's shoulder and said, "Brother Shuo, I went over there to check just now, and the king-level alien is not there."
"Oh?" Lin Shuo asked, "Do you know why?"
"I have inquired about it." Sister Dapeng said, "It is said that because of the tight war in the south, it led its men to the south to support. Not only it, but all the king-level aliens are now moving closer to the south."
"Okay. Then you guys rest first. We will set off early tomorrow morning and go straight to the heart of the giant beast empire." Lin Shuo nodded.
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