Lin Xiaoba, if you look at the requirements of a traditional Lin family black phoenix, Lin Shuo is fair to say that his brother is the most crotchless among the Lin family's favorites in recent generations.
This bird is too playful and doesn't stay at home every day. Sometimes when the hunting business comes, it is out to pick up girls.
Even if it is there when picking up the business, it will go to the hunting ground one step ahead of time, saying it is a spot, but in fact it is still picking up girls.
Then he rode the female bird all day long, which made his body weaker, and his physical fitness was incomparable to that of the previous generations of Lin family Heifeng.
The only advantage is IQ. Xiao Ba is considered the smartest black phoenix in the Lin family in the past hundred years, but this is also a disadvantage. This bird is too smart, and then almost uses his brains on picking up girls.
Therefore, in terms of the traditional abilities of the Lin Family Black Phoenix, Xiao Ba is good at everything, and then he is not good at everything. In terms of picking up girls, his record can fully represent the highest level in the history of birds.
When getting along with Xiaoba, Lin Shuo was afraid for a while.
Because of Lin Xiaoba's physical ability, even among birds, he can only take up the word "fast". It flies fast, but its combat effectiveness is not very good.
There is no need for any flying aliens, even if it is an ordinary raptor, Xiao Ba may not be able to beat it.
As the saying goes, gambling, stealing, rape, and killing are the same thing. Doing such immoral things can easily lead to death.
Lin Shuo originally thought that the principles in the human world are similar in birds, and if Xiao Ba does this, something will happen sooner or later.
And at that time, Xiao Ba especially liked to bring home the female bird he hooked up with, and show it off in front of Lin Shuo.
Any kind of bird would dare to bring home. Birds of prey such as falcons, hawks, vultures, and eagles are commonplace, and Lin Shuo was terrified all day long watching them.
It's also God's short-sightedness, Lin Xiaoba has been doing this for so many years, and there is nothing wrong with it.
Once, Lin Shuo was particularly impressed. Xiaoba went to Africa and abducted tens of thousands of flamingos, all of which were females.
That time Lin Shuo finally got impatient and gave Xiao Ba a good meal. From then on, he never brought the mother bird home.
However, Lin Shuo could smell it. Several times, Lin Shuo even smelled the smell of flying aliens. He didn't know how Xiao Ba got it.
It's just that since the flamingo incident, the two brothers have been taboo about this matter, Xiaoba won't say it, and Lin Shuo won't ask about it.
In any case, the eighth master of the Lin family has only been able to hunt like that in his life, but he is unique in the world when dealing with female birds.
This time Master Ba took the initiative to ask Ying to take down the white phoenix, but Lin Shuo felt it was better not to stop him.
Xiaoba is a hungry ghost among birds, and this is the value of his bird life, the ability he is most proud of.
If Lin Shuo stopped him from going tonight, that brother probably would have nothing to do in the future.
It's just that Lin Shuo thought clearly and had confidence in Xiao Ba, but the male bird was released, so what should we do if we leave a female bird
Sister Dapeng was held in the palm of Lin Shuo's hand at the moment. It was a lawsuit on his head, and he asked, "Brother Shuo, what does it mean?"
"Siblings." Lin Shuo could only persuade him with good words at the moment, "Xiao Ba is my brother, I believe in him, and you should also believe in him."
"I believe it's a ghost!" Sister Dapeng said, "Just a few days after the nuptials, it was in a hurry to die. Did my daughter-in-law annoy it or something?"
Hearing this, Lin Shuo relaxed a little.
At this moment, Lin Shuo held Sister Dapeng in his arms, and told the female starling to face him, so as not to look at things on the edge of the moon in the distance. As for Xiao Ba's great achievements, sister Dapeng didn't know about it, so she thought that Xiao Ba had gone up to do his best.
Then this situation will be easier to handle. If sister Dapeng finds out that Xiao Ba is going to hook up with mother Phoenix this time, then Lin Shuo really doesn't know how it will end.
It’s just that it’s easier to tell a lie than it is to tell a lie. In order for a lie to be established, a whole set of lies must be prepared to make the first lie logically consistent. This is a systematic project.
Lin Shuo was not very good at this, and then quickly gave Wei Xingshan a wink.
Old Wei was looking at the sky right now, but Lin Shuo had no choice but to kick him again when he didn't receive Lin Shuo's signal.
"Ah!" Wei Xingshan woke up like a dream, and then opened his mouth and came, "Miss Dapeng, you don't know, Xiaoba, ah no, this bird, it has a gentlemanly demeanor, and is very considerate to the opposite sex..."
When Lin Shuo heard that the topic was wrong, he quickly kicked him again.
"Why are you in a hurry, I haven't finished yet." Wei Xingshan looked wronged, and then smiled at Sister Dapeng, "So when it is with you, it can't fly you, and it can't beat you Well, it's not that it can't do it, but that it loves your wife and lets you go. In fact, our eighth master is very powerful, he is the number one bird expert in the world, no matter what kind of bird it is, it has to get down in front of it."
"Really?" Sister Dapeng said in a puzzled tone.
"Of course." Wei Xingshan said, "If you don't believe me, you can ask Lao Lin, he knows best."
Lin Shuo wanted to die now, he didn't know how to make Wei Xingshan such a nonsense.
But Xiao Ba is busy in the sky right now, Lin Shuo wanted to stabilize the situation at least for the time being, so he could only bite the bullet and nod: "That's right, Xiao Ba is indeed different from ordinary birds, otherwise how could it be Where is my brother?"
"Oh." Sister Dapeng really believed it when she heard Lin Shuo say the same, so she said, "Brother Shuo, let me go and let me see how powerful my husband is."
Lin Shuo froze, and then kicked Wei Xingshan again.
Wei Xingshan was stunned for a moment, and he spread his hands at Lin Shuo, which meant: How can we make up this
Lin Shuo rolled his eyes, meaning: I don't care, you have to make it up for me.
Wei Xingshan scratched his hair, very embarrassed, then seemed to think of a way, patted his thigh, sighed heavily, and said:
"Hey, even if Xiaoba is so strong, the opponent is still a phoenix after all, the outcome is unknown, and our Baye's life and death are unpredictable this time.
Dapeng, you and Xiaoba just got married, and it was the time when you and I were together. If something happened to Xiaoba, let you see directly, Lao Lin couldn't bear it, and I couldn't bear it either.
So you stay here and I'll give you a report on the battle, how about it? "
When Miss Dapeng heard what Wei Xingshan said, she was obviously not so excited, but became worried, lowered her head and said softly: "Oh, so that's the case, Brother Wei, then tell me, I'll listen."
"Okay." Wei Xingshan quickly regained his energy and began to explain, "Baye has already flown near the white phoenix, wow, two phoenixes flying with the moon, what a spectacle!
Why? The two sides just circled the moon, but did not fight.
Oh, I see, maybe before the duel, both sides have to declare themselves, and then draw a line, explain why they are fighting, and how the outcome will be calculated.
This is the case in general expert duels, they don't pinch each other as soon as they meet, first explain clearly, and then they can understand. "
"No." Sister Dapeng said, "The last time I met Bai Fenghuang, I pinched him as soon as we met, so I didn't talk so much."
"Hey, that's because you're inexperienced." Wei Xingshan got up now, talking nonsense, "What kind of bird is our eighth master, the black phoenix of the Lin family of Liemen, he has inheritance, wisdom and bravery.
Leaving aside its physical abilities, it has also learned its oral skills. In the Huaxia sect, this is called speaking skills.
As the saying goes, words are obstacles in the way, but clothing is the hair of others.
How to say something before doing it is also very particular.
Use speech skills to restrain the opponent first, so that you will save effort and have a great chance of winning.
This white phoenix, I think, has followed the way of the eighth master. The eighth master has won half of this battle before he fought. "
When Lin Shuo heard this, he thought it was all nonsense, so he glared at Wei Xingshan and said, "Is there a fight?"
"Oh! Fighting!" Wei Xingshan continued, "Hey, the movement is very fast, I can't see it clearly at my level, Lao Lin, go ahead."
Wei Xingshan shivered cleverly and kicked the ball back, Lin Shuo was stunned.
"Brother Shuo, what's going on?" Sister Dapeng asked.
"I... I'm a descendant of the Lin family, and I don't have any special eyesight. I can't see clearly from such a distance." Lin Shuo hesitated and said, "But don't worry, the battle situation is generally stable, and Xiaoba has the upper hand."
"Since my husband has the upper hand, why don't I just turn around and see for myself?" Sister Dapeng said.
"Ah... this..." Lin Shuo looked at the movement in front of him, then shook his head, "I really can't make it up, Xiao Ba, you should do it yourself."
After a short time, Lin Xiaoba has already returned to the camp.
On this return trip, it didn't fly back by itself, but came back by standing on the head of the white phoenix.
The eighth master of the Lin family has never failed to pick up girls.
Now this white phoenix landed on the edge of the cliff with Lin Xiaoba on its back. It was as tall as one person, its whole body was white, and its expression was very docile. After standing still, it combed its feathers with its beak.
Miao Chengyun and Yang Baokun, who were on the edge of the cliff, went straight to Lin Xiaoba to challenge Big Thumbs.
Ba Ye is really well-deserved of his reputation, he abducted this white phoenix in just a few words.
However, how it ends by the campfire is a matter.
Mother Fenghuang came over, but sister Dapeng was still in the dark.
Lin Xiaoba didn't pay attention to these two people, but flapped his wings and flew to Lin Shuo's shoulder, and said to Sister Dapeng:
"Brother Shuo, daughter-in-law, let me introduce you.
This white phoenix will be the bird of our Lin family from now on.
Brother Shuo, just tell me, how am I doing with this matter? "
Wei Xingshan slapped his thigh: "Baye is awesome!"
"It's not that you wait a little longer." Lin Shuo waved his hand, "What is our Lin's bird? It will be your third house?"
"Lin Xiaoba!" Sister Dapeng turned her head and saw the white phoenix, and she was about to lose her temper.
Lin Xiaoba was very calm, stretched out his wings and hugged his daughter-in-law, and said: "Why do I want a third room? I have Dapeng and Xiaojiu. I have made an agreement with this white phoenix. It will be Lin Xiaoshi's daughter-in-law."
"Xiaoba, you scared me to death." Lin Shuo patted his chest, covered in cold sweat.
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