These words made Yun Yang and Ling Xiao drunk.
People earn face in this life, but they are preparing to lose it
Although this argument is strange and bizarre, I have to admit that it actually seems to have some truth to it!
It’s a myth but it’s also true!
Facing such a wonderful person, Duguchou's face turned blue, he looked up to the sky and sighed, and was speechless for a long time. I just feel that I actually softened my heart and let this guy re-enter the teacher's sect. This is the biggest mistake of my life!
Simply inexcusable.
As expected, he completely disgraced himself as soon as they met.
"Master, please slow down, Master... Master, this disciple specially brought you your favorite Yunshan Maojian. This is disciple... Master, you haven't changed at all over the years, you are still so handsome and heroic..."
Amidst Xiao Shaoqing's endless flattery, he helped Duguchou towards the gate of Yun Mansion.
Bai Yixue followed behind, covering her face with her hands.
what can I do? I feel helpless when I have such a master...
Duguchou sighed again and again. He didn't walk ten steps in total, but he sighed twenty times.
He now deeply felt that recruiting this guy back this time would probably be the biggest mistake he had ever made in his life.
What a shame. I finally expelled this bastard from my school and left him alone for many years. However, when he was old and dying, he lost his mind and brought him back. Looking at this bastard’s face, I wanted to ** Ah, how can it be broken!
"Xiaoxue! Xiaoxue!" Xiao Shaoqing shouted to his apprentice while serving his master.
Bai Yixue ran over with her head lowered and her face covered: "Master, I'm here."
"Today is a happy day for your master, me and you. It is a great joy for you and me to be accepted by your master again! How can we not celebrate such a great joy? Hurry up and do it Forty or fifty side dishes, make it as grand as possible, and get some fine wine by the way. Tonight, I will have a great time as my teacher..."
Duguchou glared: "What do you want to do happily?"
"Uh..." Xiao Shaoqing choked, then blinked his eyes and said with a salivating smile: "... Disciple, disciple... Disciple, I want to smell it happily... the smell of wine... Hehehehe..."
Duguchou looked up to the sky and sighed. For a moment, there was a feeling of hopelessness in his heart that would not go away for a long time.
The joy and excitement of seeing this disciple whom I had not seen for many years only lasted less than a breath... and turned into the familiar helplessness from back then...
"What a sin..."
Everyone can clearly see the black line on Duguchou's forehead.
"Hey hey hey, hey hey hey..." Xiao Shaoqing smiled with a smile on his face and followed Duguchou in a dog-legged manner. He carefully hammered his master's shoulders with his fists. He turned his head and gave Bai Yixue a stern look to urge him.
"I'll go right away, go right away, go right away." Bai Yixue ran away in despair.
"Master, Master, after all these years, I have missed you so much..." Xiao Shaoqing said, his eyes a little red: "Tonight, when I see Master, if I can't get drunk to my heart's content, Disciple... Disciple... Disciple... I really don't want to I don’t know how else to express my excitement at this moment..."
Dugu Chou stared helplessly, but for a moment he felt that he had no strength to even sigh.
Can you think of anything else besides wine
Are you trying so hard to re-enter the relationship in order to unblock your alcohol addiction
"Haha, Brother Dugu, you are such a pure-hearted disciple. It's very good, very good." Ling Xiao was drunk and couldn't help laughing until his stomach hurt. At this time, he didn't take advantage of the fire, add fuel to the fire, and stir up trouble. , wait for when.
"Who are you, junior? Is there any place for you to talk here?" Xiao Shaoqing rolled his eyes and looked at Ling Xiaozui with dissatisfaction: "How dare you call me brother and sister? Do you know who my master is? Do you know who I am? Do you know who my apprentice is?"
Duguchou slapped Xiao Shaoqing on the back of the head with considerable force, knocking the guy over and said angrily: "No matter how big or small, this is your Uncle Ling!"
"Uncle Ling..." Xiao Shaoqing looked stupid: "When did I have an uncle... This guy is obviously not older than me, so why is he an uncle..."
"Open your dog eyes and look carefully. This is your Uncle Lingxiao Drunken Ling!" Duguchou introduced, and suddenly became furious and kicked him out: "Bastard, you and your apprentice have been here until now, you said You don’t know who this is? Why are you pretending to be stupid?”
Only then did he realize that he had been deceived by this bastard apprentice again.
"Ah ah ah ah..." Xiao Shaoqing looked surprised and turned around to kowtow: "Uncle Master, Uncle Ling, it turns out that you are here. This, this, this... I have long admired your name as the best master in the world. It is really like thunder. Today I meet you. I am so lucky to see Sansheng..."
This series of words was spoken with almost no thought at all, and it was said with great fluency.
Ling Xiaozui couldn't help but was stunned for a long time, and then he laughed and said: "Brother Dugu, Ling disciple is exactly what you said... What a weird thing... It's just that this compliment from him, even though he knew it was a compliment, Ling felt it twice as much. I’m so grateful for the honor!”
Duguchou's face turned red, he was ashamed, and he was still angry!
This... this is so embarrassing!
Seeing that this kid was still getting close to Ling Xiao drunkenly and sparing no effort in complimenting him, Dugu became angry and started to teach him a lesson.
You kid, that's all. You actually dare to say that Ling Xiaozui is the best in the world. So what about your master? Isn't he the best in the world? Your master is the number one brand in the world with a 500-year reputation, okay? You have just returned to the master and you are cheating your master and destroying your ancestors. Who else will I hit if I don’t beat you? I want to clean up the family today and take good care of your kid’s mouth!
As someone spoke and started to act, Xiao Shaoqing was beaten violently like a rubber ball. In an instant, his nose was bruised and his face was swollen, beyond recognition.
When Duguchou finally stopped, Xiao Shaoqing sat in the yard with a bruised face like a pig's head. He breathed a long sigh of relief and sighed: "It's so comfortable. I haven't been beaten by the master in so many years... This long-lost feeling comes again." I’m back, I’m still so comfortable…”
Yun Yang took a deep breath and tried his best to hold back the burst of laughter.
"Get out of my room!" Seeing that Xiao Shaoqing actually wanted to follow him into the room, Duguchou shouted like thunder.
Xiao Shaoqing rolled out and urinated.
"The master's misfortune... It's really the master's misfortune..." Dugu Chou sighed, as if even the waves of the endless sea couldn't wash it away.
"Wahahahahahaha..."
Ling Xiao drunkenly clutched his stomach, laughing so hard that he was out of breath. After so many years, this was truly the happiest day for him.
Not only did he succeed in defeating Duguchou, but also because this weird person was so interesting!