Seeing that the kid was so frightened by this sudden turn of events that his chubby face turned pale, Yun Yang couldn't help but laugh and cry. Who is this scared of
I obviously just raised my hand, but you walked out more than ten feet like a frightened bird...
This courage... really deserves the word fear.
Yun Yang said: "What is the evil intention and what is too much bullying? Your words are inexplicable and have no purpose. I don't know you at all. At most, I am just a passerby who happened to meet you. There is no need to fight and fight in vain. , adding to the trouble.”
Yun Yang is naturally not afraid of trouble, but after all, he is new to the Xuanhuang Realm and is unfamiliar with the place. His eyesight is dark. If he can avoid causing trouble, it is better not to cause trouble.
Especially since there was clearly something in the little fat man's words, how could Yun Yang be willing to take the blame for no reason!
The little fat man was stunned and said suspiciously: "You pretty boy, are you really not here to chase me? To capture me? To fuck me? To fuck me?"
The black line on Yun Yang's forehead got even worse: "No, I won't do it even if you want!"
The little fat man laughed, and his expression suddenly relaxed, and then he put away the whip, put on a smile of blessing from the heavenly officials, and held his hands enthusiastically: "Let me tell you... How can my enemy be so handsome? The natural and unrestrained jade trees in the wind make people fall in love with them at the first sight... It turns out that a good friend has arrived, and they are destined to be together."
friend? Destined
Didn’t those who hunt you become friends
Is this the fate you know? !
At this moment, the little fat man's round face was filled with a friendly smile, and he asked with a bit of envious flattery: "Brother, tell me, how come you are so handsome? Little brother, I am sincerely envious, jealous, and hateful." ah!"
Yun Yang suddenly broke into a cold sweat and raised his hand: "Stop it, are you and I so familiar? I'm just a passerby!"
The little fat man laughed and said: "It's just passing by, it's just coincidence, it's fate. Friends are not all made by chance. We will become more and more familiar in the future. I have a lot of money, but I haven't asked my eldest brother for his last name yet." Name?"
Lots of money…
What a great name!
Yun Yang was murmuring in his heart, are all the people in the Xuanhuang Realm so enthusiastic? Or maybe this little fat guy has something up his sleeve and an ulterior motive
Not to mention anything else, let’s just talk about the little fat man’s cultivation, the special whip, and the space ring on his body, which all show that he has a good background. On that day, Lei Dongtian boasted that he was the boss of the sky and the second son of him. But compared to the little fat man in front of me, he was clearly inferior!
After thinking for a moment, he still said truthfully: "I'm Yun Yang."
I am still new here, so there is no harm in saying my real name!
"Feng Qiyun Yang, what a good name, what a name!" Qian Duoduo's honest face was full of flattery: "What a good name..." Suddenly, the golden blade broke through the wind, and the snake whip meteor hammer appeared silently. The top of Yun Yang's head was smashed down hard, his murderous intent doubled.
This is so sudden that it turns into elbows and armpits, making it difficult to guard against.
But Yun Yang was already on guard. After all, he had encountered too many deceitful people before. The so-called showing courtesy for nothing was either cheating or stealing.
Although they were strangers to each other, the little fat man was so affectionate as soon as they met. It was simply unreasonable. Yun Yang had been prepared for this move for a long time. He still said the same thing. When you first come to a different world, you can't be too careful. There is no need to be too careful. wrong!
The sword flashed.
But after hearing a "dang" sound, the Blade of Providence slashed the meteor hammer back head-on. I really don't know what kind of material the meteor hammer was made of. It looked like it was not that big, but it was not split in half by the Blade of Providence.
Yun Yang responded and shook his body. He was completely uninjured, but he was even more cautious in his heart.
The little fat man's hammer just now came and went without a trace. The move was very strange, and it was powerful and heavy. Obviously, this little fat man... was not as cowardly and useless as he showed.
The gag just now was clearly a way to deceive the enemy.
This guy is clearly a first-rate master!
Thinking back to the way the little fat man was in a hurry when he took back the meteor hammer just now, and almost hit himself, Yun Yang couldn't help but sneer even more in his heart. This little fat man, who looked innocent and harmless, not only had great strength, but also knew how to act well. A master of pig-eating tigers must not be underestimated!
Over there, the little fat man was even more shocked by the current situation.
Just now, I thought I had a plan, I was sure of it, and I was sure to hit it with all my strength, but I was struck back by someone with a knife. I never took advantage of the opponent's blow, and I couldn't stop it. My whole body had to be counterattacked by the opponent. He was shaken off the ground and flew three feet away. Wasn't this proof of the opponent's strength
This almost frightened the little fat man who was originally prepared to see his opponent's brains explode. He shouted like a drake: "You are actually a third-level cultivator of the Venerable?!"
Suddenly a wailing cry came out: "Oh my God... I can hit the iron plate in such a remote place. Is there any justice in this..."
Seeing Yun Yang coming with a knife, the little fat man rolled back and shouted as flatteringly as possible: "Brother, brother, brother, dear brother, this is actually... It's actually a misunderstanding! Really... It’s just a misunderstanding..."
Suddenly, a ray of sword light came towards his face, and the little fat man was heartbroken. He rolled around like a lazy donkey and felt a chill on his face. A few strands of hair flew up from the corners of his eyes, and a shocking howl resounded throughout the world.
This knife, completely unaware of his dodge, accurately cut off a few hairs on the side of his face at the first opportunity. The knife flashed brightly and was inserted into the ground close to his face. But no matter what, in the final analysis, It didn't really harm him in the slightest, but the source of the miserable howl was not clear whether it was fright or another act.
Yun Yang made a judgment in an instant. If the little fat man's miserable howl was still an act, then he would have to raise his rating by two levels. This was an acting skill at the level of an actor, how could he underestimate it!
The little fat man lay stiffly on the ground in an extremely weird and awkward posture, with his eyes closed and his whole body trembling, crying and crying: "Misunderstanding, this is really a misunderstanding... Please forgive me, I didn't mean it just now, it was just a cramp in my hand..." Misunderstanding..."
Yun Yang said coldly: "You still dare to do this to me. Not only are you very courageous, but you are also very smart. Let me tell you directly, who are you?"
As he spoke, he rubbed the knife on the little fat man's face. The cold touch immediately caused goosebumps to appear on the little fat man's fat face.
The little fat man was shaking, his face was gray and he was slurring his words: "Big, big brother... you, you, you... please... take the knife away first... little brother, little brother... little brother, I need to pee..."
Yun Yang still put the knife against his face and said in an unusually gentle tone: "Don't be afraid, my knife is very fast. When I chop your head off later, I guarantee that you won't feel anything and won't know anything. I promise."
The little fat man had a sad face and his whole body was twitching. Suddenly, his crotch felt hot and he dripped out. He cried loudly: "I... this is what I'm afraid of..."
"explain!"
Yun Yang's tone was even colder than before.
A certain person claimed to be a mysophobic, but he couldn't leave immediately at this moment, so he had to thicken the protective energy and isolate a certain breath. It's strange that his breath would be better!
"You must keep your hands steady, this is really a misunderstanding..." The little fat man burst into tears: "I thought you were the bastards who were chasing me... and wanted to get the treasures on me, so I... Brother , misunderstanding, the conscience of heaven and earth!"
"Treasure? What treasure?" Yun Yang couldn't help being stunned when he heard this, and asked instinctively.
With a snap, the little fat man slapped himself hard on the face. He was extremely annoyed and said, "You spit out everything with this bad mouth!"
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