"This is the iron law left behind by the Xuanhuang Realm for tens of thousands of years!"
The fat man snorted: "If you don't believe in evil, you can go and argue with an ordinary person. You will know the pros and cons if you try it."
Yun Yang immediately exploded: "Why don't you try it!"
This little fat guy has sores on his head and pus on the soles of his feet. It's so bad. This is no longer just a joke, but he is tricking himself to death!
…
The two of them arrived at the sect registration office established there, and Yun Yang finally experienced firsthand how fierce and cruel the competition among cultivators in the Xuanhuang Realm was.
Not to mention those sects that already exist, just the ones in front of me... They are so crowded... What are these?
Just the number of people queuing up here alone can be estimated to be more than a few hundred people!
Doesn't this mean that there are hundreds of sects waiting to be established? !
And this is just what you see in front of you, a microcosm of a certain hour in a day...
So, how many sects will be added to the Xuanhuang Realm in one year
Yun Yang couldn't help but feel a little dizzy.
"Want to line up?"
"Nonsense, why don't you wait in line? Who are you?" The little fat man said with contempt: "Do you still want to explain bribery? Let me tell you, all these officials only need to accept a bribe from others, and their whole family will die! Not even If you need to wait to go home, thunder will fall from the sky immediately!"
"..." Yun Yang discovered that although there seemed to be not many managers in this realm, the rules to be followed... were really strict beyond imagination!
I don’t know what kind of guy he was back then. Could it be that he was too drunk, too drunk, or too drunk to make these rules? !
How else could it be so different, fresh and refined, and not at all coy or pretentious
After waiting in line for about two hours, it was finally Yun Yang's turn.
After finally getting in, after the official case, there was only a screen. Well, I was doing something and I couldn't even see the person handling it.
"Name?"
"Yun Yang."
"gender?"
"… male."
"Well, occupation?"
"Uh... occupation?" This sudden question confused Yun Yang!
The voice inside seemed surprised: "You didn't choose a profession?"
Yun Yang was confused: "Choose a profession? What profession should you choose?"
A gasping voice came from inside: "You didn't even choose your own profession... and you just came here to start a sect?"
Yun Yang: "...No one told me..."
"Then has anyone told you... If you don't eat, you will be hungry? If you don't drink water, you will be thirsty. If you can't poop, your stomach will feel uncomfortable? Seriously, it will kill someone?!"
Yun Yang didn't dare to talk to him anymore and decided to run away.
"return!"
"... Uh." Yun Yang, who had already reached the door, suddenly paused. In this one-third of an acre of land, I don't know if there are any special restrictions here. It's better to follow the rules. If you don't obey, there will be thunder. What about coming down
"What are you running for? Where do you want to run? Since you don't even know how to choose a job, you must not know about other related procedures, right? Now you want to choose a job?"
"Uh... yes."
"Then when you come back, I'll ask you something else and you'll run away again? Do you know what you're doing now is an idiot?!"
“…”
Yun Yang felt that he was extremely embarrassed. Ever since he debuted, he had often been talked about. The most common comment was that he was wise, the wisdom of the Nine, as wise as a demon... and so on, and so on!
I never expected that today I would be judged for doing something idiotic!
You also need to feel that what the other person says makes sense and is powerless to refute. It is an unprecedented new experience, which is extremely refreshing!
"Which realm did you, young man, ascend to? Why do you look so smart, but you do stupid things? How can you, a brainless person like you, be able to cultivate to Xuanhuang? Could it be that the spiritual energy of the interface you are in is extremely rich, and you are just a person? Can you ascend, or is it just a coincidence that you accidentally ate a mysterious spiritual material that has not been seen for hundreds of millions of years and achieved enlightenment in one day?"
“…”
Yun Yang felt like he was going crazy.
What is this thing? How can one bury and eliminate people like this...
Even if what you say is true, my brother is famous for his resourcefulness in the place where he comes from!
How come you are treated like a fool when you come here...
There is no one else.
If the people of Tianxuan Continent knew about their omnipotent strategizing and foresight, Yun Zun, who was as far-sighted as the sea, could actually be regarded as a fool, and even be made speechless and stunned in front of his face... I don't know. What will be the reaction
Yun Yang went out with a black line on his forehead, showing a gloomy look.
"Fat man! You are so sincere!"
"What...what happened?"
"Career! You pig, how can you register for a sect without a career?"
"Oh oh oh oh... Wucao! You don't have a profession?"
"…Nonsense!"
Yun Yang was so angry that he didn't even want to say anything.
The little fat man also looked at someone with a strange expression.
After a while, the two of them walked out with their heads hanging down. Their faces were not only disgraced, but also full of decay.
…
Occupational Registry.
It took almost two hours to queue up like before, and it was already getting dark before it was Yun Yang's turn.
"Your name is Yun Yang? Which cloud is which? The cloud of white clouds? The yang of the sun, the yang of the ram, the sheep of the ewe, the triumphant yang, or the elated yang?" A strange and ups and downs voice came from inside.
Yun Yang looked confused again.
What the hell is this? Is this a long speech just to show off your erudition
"Ahem, the white clouds are rising proudly."
"Oh, what career do you want to choose? Let me tell you, a person can only choose seven careers in his life. Don't choose too many, and don't choose too few. Once you have chosen, just stride forward, but If you make the wrong choice, your whole life will be like this, do you understand?"
"Understood."
"Then choose."
With a swipe sound, a few pieces of paper were thrown out, densely filled with the names of various professions.
The first page... They are all legitimate occupations; such as farmers, chefs, tailors, businessmen, dentists, shopkeepers, and even yamen servants, waiters, cooks, etc., but such occupations, Yun Yang Naturally, I won’t be able to choose. Just skip it and turn to the second page.
Hmm... The number one on the second page is the killer; the number two is the robber.
The corners of Yun Yang's mouth were twitching.
In Tianxuan Continent, this was a business of confiscating homes and exterminating clans for fear that others would know about it, but here it was so openly and justly done.
What I didn’t say is that I have to choose both the first and the second.
Swordsman, swordsman... okay, choose both; hidden weapon? Select this one too.
Wait, there are already five kinds. The person just said that you can only choose seven...
Yun Yang thought of this and quickly asked: "Sir, if you choose a swordsman, does that mean you can't fight with other weapons?"
"You can use your hands and feet."
"..." Yun Yang was speechless for a while. There are ten thousand swear words about to come out in my heart.
"You have chosen a swordsman, what else do you want? Don't you, a swordsman, not fight with a sword, but have to shit and smoke others to death?"
The voice inside came out.
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