Then, he took another look, curled up on the sofa, and was about to watch the third episode of Black Cat Sheriff, the little girl who was still eating melon seeds.
"..."
The program team let out a long sigh.
I feel like I'm going to sleep.
Even if you change to another TV to watch!
At least you have finally changed, right
Probably God finally heard the voices of the audience and the program crew. When the little girl was watching the third episode of Black Cat Sheriff, Song Qingwan seemed to have thought of something and came down from the stairs.
"Oh, by the way, brat, just now Lili's head teacher called and said that he forgot to explain a composition."
Seeing that a new character finally appeared on the stage, the program crew burst into tears, as if seeing their long-lost mother!
The photographer turned the camera even more excitedly, and looked straight at Song Qingwan who was coming down the stairs.
Behind the photographer, everyone in the program team looked at her expectantly, hoping that she would say a few more words.
Song Qingwan: "..."
And the audience was also very excited, because Song Qingwan was really good-looking, and in an instant, there were not a few people who licked the screen, and everyone seemed to have been beaten.
Before Lu Junhan could reply, the little girl who was nestling on the sofa watching TV got up from the sofa when she heard that the teacher called and had to write a composition, and looked at Song Qingwan:
"Auntie, what kind of composition is it?"
Seeing that the little ancestor was finally willing to move, the photographer hastily focused his camera on her on the sofa.
Song Qingwan walked towards her, her face still a little confused after waking up: "It seems that I asked you to write about your father."
The sound just fell.
With a sound of "tearing", the sharp tip of the pen scratched the pure white paper.
The audience was silent.
They all looked at Lu Junhan who had been dealing with work.
Nothing could be seen on Lu Junhan's indifferent and calm face.
He handed the scratched document to the assistant, asked the assistant to reprint a new one, and then started to sign another document.
The others didn't think much of it.
The program team was afraid that after being interrupted by Lu Junhan's episode, the little girl and Song Qingwan would forget about the composition, and finally a composition came out. He couldn't let the little girl go back to watch TV again.
Seeing that Song Qingwan seemed to have something to say just now, the program team hurriedly reminded Song Qingwan: "Well, the composition is about her father, and then?"
Lu Junhan: "..."
Then, I see you want to die.
Song Qingwan looked at Lu Junhan, and continued: "The teacher also said that this time the composition needs to be supervised by the parents all the way. Oh, after the writing is finished, the parents must sign it in person."
Lu Junhan: "..."
The audience in the live broadcast room didn't know that because of the "composition" before, in the parents' meeting, the four parents were among the best in Haicheng, powerful and majestic parents, but they were almost blocked by the heart muscle of anger. .
I can't wait to kill my relatives on the spot and give birth to another one.
After the parent meeting on that day, the four parents unanimously defined that day as the most painful and hell-like day in their life.
The sequelae that parents will cause is that in the next few days, as long as they see the trash can outside, their eyes will stay for a few seconds.
The audience kept laughing, saying that after Lu Junhan signed the documents today, he also wanted to sign the little girl's composition, and spent a day in signing!
…
Xie Qin was expelled from the school for corporal punishment.
The school chose thousands of choices, and a new head teacher came up in Lu Li's class.
The new class teacher is old, but has rich educational experience, and he is kind and kind. He pays great attention to the children's development in all aspects.
In the original winter vacation homework, there was no composition.
But the new class teacher just returned to the kindergarten today and took some things.
Maybe he was talking on the phone and didn't pay attention. When he opened the drawer, the new class teacher realized that he had made a mistake and this was not his place.
Just as he was about to push the drawer back, he saw a pile of composition papers.
There were immature and crooked words written on the paper, and the top one belonged to Lu Li.
The new class teacher was very impressed with Lu Li, a beautiful and well-behaved girl, so he also remembered this person.
But he didn't remember when Lu Li wrote the composition, and the title was still: my favorite father!
Afterwards, the new class teacher looked through the composition below, and all eight students in the class wrote it.
Only then did he know that this was a composition assigned by Xie Qin. The original title was: My favorite xx, which was used to show parents at the parent meeting.
With love for the children, the new class teacher laid out the eight compositions one by one.
Then, with a smile on his face, he looked over one by one.
The first one is Lu Li's.
Topic: My Favorite Dad!
The first sentence is:
Dad finally died, and I was so happy and so happy.
The smile on the corner of the new head teacher's mouth froze instantly.
"..."
No, maybe the way he opened the composition was wrong.
The new head teacher resisted and continued to read.
Seeing that his father was dead, the corner of the new teacher's mouth twitched.
Seeing that Dad was alive but turned into a dog, the corner of the new head teacher's mouth twitched twice.
When he saw that his father had turned into a dog that was so ugly that he even made Lu Li himself cry.
The new head teacher decisively changed the next one, and went to read other people's compositions.
But he was very unlucky.
He watched Qu Qianqian's.
Lu Li, who wrote the whole article at the beginning, slammed on the brakes at the end and wrote about her father.
And the next one is about simple Western proverbs.
The sentence "Okay, then I will just write down my dad. I don't have a dad." It directly made the new class teacher start to doubt life.
And the next one, Zhang Yiming's.
The first sentence: My father has long black and beautiful hair...
The new head teacher not only began to doubt life, but also the whole world.
He felt that he must not have woken up today.
It took the new class teacher more than half an hour to barely digest these "unsightly" compositions.
In order to cover up these shames, the new head teacher decided to ask the little ones to write another one.
This time, let their parents watch the whole process, so that they won't write more and more outrageous, right
Even if the writing is outrageous, wouldn't there be parents who can correct it!
So, the new class teacher thought of it and did it immediately.
Fortunately, there are only eight people in the class, not too many people, so it is not difficult to call one by one to add a composition to the winter vacation homework, and it does not take much time.
Moreover, this time, he deliberately fixed the topic to death, so he wrote about my parents!
But when I think about it, some children don't have mothers, but eight children all have fathers.
Therefore, in the end, the topic of the composition that the new head teacher notified one by one was: my father.
Parents must supervise the whole process.
It is bound to let Lu Li and the others submit a better composition.
…
Not only Lu Junhan received the news.
Jian Yi, who is far away at Jian's house, intends to close her eyes and rest for a while;
Qu Sinian, who is playing hide and seek with Qu Jia and Qu Qianqian;
Even at the Zhang family, Zhang Dazhuang who was watching their live broadcast.
All coincidentally.
Received this terrible news.