Lu Junhan closed his eyes and pressed his temples with his slender fingers. After three seconds, he said:
"Write it as it is."
The little girl said "Oh" and didn't ask any more questions.
Mainly, she also felt that the original one was better.
After all, Dad is an older child now, how could he still be a child? It must be wrong to write like this.
So, the little girl obediently changed it back, and continued to write:
[I have a father, his name is Lu Junhan, he is very cute, he is very long, very long, and very thin...]
Now, it was Qu Sinian who couldn't help it: "No, Lili, is your father a noodle? Why is it long and thin?"
noodles, noodles.
Lu Junhan: "..."
Zhang Dazhuang burst into laughter!
Even Jian Yi couldn't help but want to laugh, and the corners of her mouth curled up slightly.
The audience in the three groups of live broadcast rooms almost collapsed from laughter.
On the contrary, the little girl's expression was serious, she said anxiously: "Uncle, my father is not a noodle! He really is not, he came from a good person, he is a very good person!"
Lu Junhan: "..."
Chickens talk to ducks, but that's all.
"..."
Qu Sinian was also choked by her. His emphasis was clearly on the "long and thin" at the back, so it turned into "noodles", but seeing that she was in a hurry, he quickly raised his hand in a gesture of surrender:
"Hey, I was wrong, just pretend I didn't say it. But, Lili, why do you think your father is long and thin?"
Xiao Luli bulged her white and tender face, and said sullenly, "Dad is very long and thin."
Zhang Dazhuang was also puzzled: "Where is it long and where is it thin? Why can't I see it?"
The little girl raised her hand to compare with the top of her head, and then compared with her feet, and said in a childlike voice: "Uncle, you see, he is only this long, but Dad is longer than Lili! So, Dad is very It's very long."
Lu Junhan was expressionless, correcting each word word by word: "That, call, high."
Qu Sinian also said: "Yes, Lili, that's not called Chang, it should be called Gao, your father is very tall."
The little girl's eyes widened: "Gao? Why are you called Gao? Is it because Dad is happier than me?"
Lu Junhan: "..."
Lu Junhan couldn't bear it anymore, and said coldly: "What nonsense, change it for me immediately!"
The little girl lay on the table aggrieved, her eyes were red, and she erased the word "long" with an eraser. When it was replaced with the word "high", her little milk voice was choked and dissatisfied and said: "Dad, you, You are not tall at all, you are not as happy as others, you are just tall... "
Lu Jun was cold and ruthless, and his thin lips spat out a word: "Write!"
Little girl: "..."
Knowing that "long" means "tall", Qu Sinian instantly understood that "thin" should be "thin". He told the little girl, and the little girl looked at her father. Lu Junhan remained expressionless. One word: "Change."
The little girl was very wronged, but thinking that the teacher asked her father to teach them how to write, the little girl didn't dare to say anything more, she pouted dissatisfiedly, and wrote directly:
[I have a father, his name is Lu Junhan, he is very cute, he is very tall, and he is very popular...]
Lu Junhan: "..."
Qu Sinian: "..."
Your teacher may beat someone if he sees it!
Qu Sinian: "... Lili, it's not the word 'shou', you made a mistake."
Xiao Luli tugged her fingers sullenly, and said, "I know, but, but I don't know how to write 'thin'."
Originally, the word "shou" could not be written by the little girl.
Fortunately, she learned how to write the lovely word "love" before, and then, after discovering the word "love", with a slight change, it became "shou".
Immediately remembered this word.
Now it comes in handy.
Lu Junhan: "..."
Are you still wronged
Lu Junhan glanced at her: "Can't you use pinyin?"
The little girl clenched her fists angrily: "It will be very ugly if you use it! People don't want to use it!"
Lu Junhan: "..."
Now Lu Junhan's face has no expression. There are only 29 characters, and most of his life is about to die. This composition needs to write at least 200 characters.
Lu Junhan was already thinking about which region in Africa would be more suitable for him to dig coal.
The situation on Qu Sinian's side is better.
The reason is that after Qu Qianqian and the others wrote [I have a father, his name is xxx], they didn't know how to write it down.
Zhang Dazhuang immediately exploded: "Didn't you write a lot of it when you wrote about your little sister Lili in the last parent meeting? What about black and beautiful long hair, big eyes, and fair skin? What's the matter? You will not be able to write your father who is black and fat, with small eyes and short hair? Are you her son or my son!!"
Zhang Yiming didn't care about his father's anger at him at all, instead he hugged his father excitedly, kissed his father, and cheered:
"Ah, dad, thank you dad, dad, I love you so much, I know how to write about you!"
Then, Zhang Yiming pulled the composition text, Xiaopang waved his hand, and directly wrote Zhang Dazhuang's description of himself just now, as black and fat, with small eyes and short hair, and added a sentence at the end, It's not as good as my pretty sister Lili.
Zhang Dazhuang: "..."
i fucking...
[…Because my little sister Lili has beautiful long black hair, big eyes, and fair skin...]
After Zhang Yiming wrote Zhang Dazhuang's description of Xiao Luli, Zhang Yiming, who was still brain-blocked and had no inspiration just now, when he wrote about Xiao Luli, his thoughts and inspirations were like a flash flood.
After "white skin", many words were written to describe Xiao Luli's good looks and beauty, and she was also kind and lovely.
He was still laughing while writing, and his hands almost never stopped. It was in stark contrast to when he was writing about Dad just now, Ku Dachou was staring at the composition text, unable to write for a long time.
Zhang Dazhuang: "..."
Bitch!
Do you fucking remember your title was "My Dad"! ! !
Audience: Hahahaha, this is amazing.
Zhang Yiming solved it here.
Qu Qianqian and Jian Xiyan were still helpless.
Qu Qianqian stared at her father's exquisite and handsome face bitterly and bitterly. In the entertainment circle, this face is enough to make many fans "swish, shua, shua" cannot write a thousand words of praise commented.
But Qu Qianqian of Yan Control just sighed softly:
"Hey."
Qu Sinian: "..."
What's the matter, girl, is your father and I really so ugly
As for you being so moaning that you can't describe it
Qu Qianqian bit the tip of her pen, and suddenly seemed to think of something, her eyes lit up.
When Qu Sinian saw this, his heart moved slightly, and he just wanted to ask her if she knew how to describe her father.
In the next second, Qu Qianqian took out a bright and clear mirror from her schoolbag.
She gleefully pointed the mirror at her incomparably beautiful fair face, then, holding a pen, began to write:
[I have a father, his name is Qu Sinian, he looks very similar to me, my face is very beautiful, very beautiful, my eyes are very big, my mouth is very red, I am the first in the world Two good-looking people, the first good-looking one is my elder sister Lili, she is really very, very good-looking, her eyes are bigger than mine, and her jie hair is also very long...]
Qu Sinian: "..."
your composition.
Write what you write.
You can write about Lu Li!
It’s just that I can’t write about your father, can I
how!
Am I not worthy to appear in your composition? !