"My wife next to me... eh?"
I said with a grimace, "I have too many strokes in the word 'lin'. Niu Shili's name is so easy to write!"
Three tennis balls? Monitor, are you confident that you can hit an enemy with just one tennis ball? Holding the handlebar with one hand, the other hand is responsible for throwing the flying props, and you can use the speed of the bicycle to fight on the move! Two of the Three Roses have very big targets, so they are easy targets for snipers!
"That's it...that's good..." The squad leader hesitated a little and did not delve into the reason for Xiaoqin's temper.
"Monitor," Xiaoqin asked with a smile, "you didn't encounter anyone who made trouble for you on your way to and from school, right?"
Xiong Yaoyue was hiding her drink with her textbook. When she heard this, she sprayed all over the Chinese textbook with a "pop" sound.
The monitor looked helpless towards me.
I worriedly said, "Don't let me copy my own name, can you let me copy Niu Shili's name?"
"Okay!" Old Man Zhang agreed generously, and before Niu Shili could object, he added, "As long as Niu Shili agrees to write your name when he is punished in the future, you can write his name. How about you two share your name?" It’s okay to change it, how about it?”
My legs trembled for a while, and I said harshly: "I wrote! I just went off topic! I often go off topic, Teacher Zhang, it's not like you don't know!"
Eunuch Cao defended me seriously: "You don't understand my master's good intentions! My master's so-called love for Japanese people means that we love Sora Aoi, Ran Muto, Akiho Yoshizawa, Matsushima Kaede, and Kamiya. Hime, Maria Ozawa... I love these Japanese people! One day when the People's Liberation Army lands in Tokyo, I will definitely sign up as a goodwill ambassador to comfort Japanese little lolita who were frightened by the war!"
A ferocious smile emerged from the corner of my tough and unyielding mouth, and I decided not to bow to fate, so I compiled an 800-word essay to deal with the Chinese teacher.
The students took advantage of the chaos to discuss.
The Five Tigers of the Punishment Department, headed by the pockmarked Xing Xing, are enough. The Rose Three Heroes have even reached the level of exorcising ghosts, warding off evil spirits, and keeping strangers away. As long as they are moved forward, you will be scared even if they can’t be beaten to death. Damn you!
"Well, since love has no boundaries and it can be deduced that we should love the Japanese, then just... give them the Diaoyu Islands to improve Sino-Japanese relations!"
I kept silent, and the two boys wrote each other's names densely on ten pieces of manuscript paper. This behavior was very gay.
Old man Zhang, who was bringing the tea cup to his mouth, almost choked to death on my words. The squad leader's face must be as ugly as he is. Xiaoqin was just angry, with an expression of "I'm not satisfied yet".
"Love has no boundaries, which means that love should not have boundaries. What is a boundary? A boundary is a national boundary. If I give an example of a national boundary, everyone will have a clear understanding. The Diaoyu Islands are things within our national boundaries... "
"Even if you have more men than mine, can your men be uglier than mine?"
"Uh-huh -" I coughed pretending to be calm, raised the manuscript to the height of my chest, and read aloud:
However, Xiong Yaoyue shouted louder than anyone else, as if she could win the championship in some competition by shouting at the top of her lungs.
Xiaoqin, on the other hand, held her face in her hands and looked at me with admiration, as if I was Lincoln participating in the presidential debate.
Old man Zhang slammed the podium table hard to silence everyone, and then asked me to continue reading.
For example, Cao Zhi, who wrote a seven-step poem, Zhuge Liang, who chatted with Confucian scholars, Tang Bohu, who could make people vomit blood with his couplets, and the "King of Quarrel" who could turn straight into crooked and dead into alive (from Stephen Chow's movie "Nine Levels"). Sesame Official").
"Why did you copy Niu Shili's name?" Old Man Zhang also felt strange.
It suddenly occurred to me that no matter whether Xiaoqin will become my adopted sister or my girlfriend in the future, her subordinates should also be regarded as my subordinates. In this way, the "Ye Lin Gang" will not only have the Five Tigers of the Criminal Department, but also the Three Roses. Excellent! The Three Rose Heroes are not only much more powerful than the Five Tigers of the Criminal Department, but they are also unparalleled in their ugliness!
"My wife by my side..."
Old man Zhang coughed twice, laughed at me and said:
"We know!" The students below responded in unison, taking advantage of Old Man Zhang's power. However, not everyone shouted loudly. The monitor's lips moved, but he did not speak.
Being watched by everyone, I felt even more nervous about performing on the spot.
The title of the essay written by Mr. Zhang is called "Great Love without Borders", and the word count is 800 words. It is estimated that the students wrote about the Wenchuan Earthquake, Yushu Earthquake, Gansu Earthquake... In short, there is no love without earthquakes, and there is no "love" without "difficulties". "To rejuvenate the country", if the people of the whole country are not allowed to eat poisonous food, we cannot create healthy citizens who are immune to biochemical weapons.
"Okay, okay!" Old Man Zhang waved his hand for me to sit down. "I know without looking that you haven't written a composition at all - go home, copy your name on ten pieces of manuscript paper, and give it to me tomorrow!"
I have said before that because my father is very good at talking about mountains and rivers, I am also very good at talking about mountains and rivers. The reason why I don’t get good grades in Chinese, especially in essays, is because I forget to write when I pick up my pen, and I always go off topic and go to Java Island. .
I had no choice but to make it up based on the logic just now:
"I, I'm not a traitor!" I defended, "I just derived this result from the four words 'love without boundaries'! And Teacher Zhang, last time I said in my essay that I wanted to kill all the Japanese, Teacher, you are not happy, this time I said I want peace between China and Japan, why are you still not happy?"
The boy sitting next to Eunuch Cao, because of his close relationship with black people, gradually became able to express complaints that were as severe as those of Eunuch Cao.
Old Man Zhang laughed dumbly, "Ye Lin, I remember you were a fascist before? Why did you become a traitor again today?"
"Instead of loving strangers, it is better to love those around you..."
So he followed Xiaoqin's "love your wife" argument and continued, "Well, as we all know, loving your wife is a small love. If you only know how to love your wife, you can't understand reincarnation without thinking... No, the realm of great love has no boundaries!"
After class, the monitor came over to check on Xiaoqin. At the end of yesterday's duty, Xiaoqin suddenly lost his temper with everyone, and the monitor was quite worried.
Xiaoqin raised half of her arms, as if to say eagerly, "Me! Me!" But Old Man Zhang didn't notice her.
how? Is PHS getting mad from me and Niu Shili? I just want to complain about the too many strokes of "lin". I don't want everything to be on the outline!
"Ah? Ye Lin, you are a good man in the new era! You were a traitor just now, and now you swear to be a good man! Did you all the girls in the class hear this? Are any of you planning to marry him?"
I thought what she dictated was quite reliable, so I deliberately slowed down and repeated Xiaoqin's words.
Niu Shili was the first to cast a hateful look at me. I heard that he had accounts on the "Iron Blood Forum" and "Strong Country Forum" and was an out-and-out young angry young man.
Not to be outdone, I said anxiously: "Yes! Why not!"
Shu Zhe was dissatisfied more than once that I had too few subordinates. He said that even a campus boss must have twenty or thirty subordinates to be dignified when he goes out. I am not really a gangster, so why would I have such subordinates
"Instead of loving strangers, it is better to love those around you..."
And even now, if a gangster laughs at me to my face for having few men, I can push him back. For example, I can say:
"Really?" Old Man Zhang pushed his glasses upwards, "Then continue reading and let me hear how far off topic those 800 words can go!"
"As for international politics, it's not time for you young people to make rash comments. The more you are a student, the more calm you have to be. Do you know that?"
"Ye Lin is so funny, how can we love the Japanese! Doesn't it mean that even if aliens attack the earth, we must first unite with the aliens and destroy Japan?"
The squad leader recalled a little, "I didn't see those people yesterday... I was careful when I went to school today, and I even put three tennis balls in the bicycle basket... "
"Is there anything else in your composition?" Old Man Zhang asked with a gloating attitude.
After getting the permission, Da Xiaobao said righteously: "I'll send her there!" He followed her and skipped class openly.
"Teacher..." PHS suddenly raised his hand, "My chest suddenly feels tight. Can you let me go to the infirmary to take a rest?"
Standing up with the empty manuscript, countless glorious images of heroes flashed through my mind.
I was worrying about how to compile the rest of the composition, but Xiaoqin used the textbook as a cover and whispered to me:
"Oh, do you want to 'fertilize' them yourself?"
"My classmate Ye Lin and I waited in the classroom for a while, and the weather cleared up, and we were not wet at all when we went home!"
"Well, the Diaoyu Islands are within the borders, and the country advocates 'love without borders'. I remember the Bible once said, not only love your friends, but also love your enemies. So, love is the most important, Borders are not important. In order to let the "light of great love" shine in the world, we must not only love people in our own country, but also love people in other countries. For example, we must... love the Japanese... "
"Ye Lin," Old Man Zhang locked his gaze back on me again, "Have you actually written this composition? You're not editing it now, are you?"
Hearing that I was able to move from the frivolous slogan "Love has no boundaries" to the serious issue of the Diaoyu Islands, the classmates, including Old Man Zhang, opened their eyes wide and waited for what I was going to say.
The monitor looked away from me as if to avoid suspicion.
Xiaoqin had a friendly conversation with the monitor. The Xiaoqin who shouted "You are such an annoying woman" yesterday seemed to be a completely different person.
The more I talked, the more confused I became.
The classmates burst into laughter. Xiong Yaoyue knocked on the table while laughing, and was criticized by Old Man Zhang.
Old Man Zhang touched his chin and looked around, as if he wanted to reprimand not only me, but also all the students here.
Niu Shili turned his head to me in horror. Although Xiong Yaoyue kept it a secret from me, the news that I was gay spread like wildfire under the pen of PHS and a bunch of rotten girls. Niu Shili must be afraid that I am interested in him. . In this way, I had a reasonable explanation for mediating the conflict between him and Shen Shaoyi the day before yesterday.
"So we should not only love our own wives, but also love other people's wives..."
As soon as this statement came out, everyone in the room was shocked. Only Xiaoqin had no reaction. I felt that she didn't care about what I said at all.
"I'll calm down!!" She shouted with a loud voice as if she had been injected with chicken blood. Anyone who looked at her would think that she was extremely excited. As long as she was given a kitchen knife, she would be able to rush out. Entered the village committee building and hacked to death a large number of family planning cadres.