"My dictionary!" the boy cried out in grief. The loudspeaker may have been interfered with and his shot missed. The dictionary failed to hit the cockroach's back, so the cockroach continued to march toward the back of the classroom.
The monitor took out a yellow-green object from the desk, which seemed to be... a tennis ball! She held the tennis ball in her hand, made a preparatory movement similar to that of a baseball player, and then swung her arms violently, causing her long hair behind her to rise high, while the tennis ball flew out of her hand at lightning speed. Cum out!
"I have tissues here..."
"Ugh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,"
After finally getting Xiao Qin to sit back in her seat, I stood up and was about to walk towards the back door of the classroom (near the monitor's seat) when I found that the monitor had already taken action.
"The past was before, and now is now!" Xiaoqin's expression seemed to be really scared, "In girls' comics, there are often scenes where the heroine is frightened by insects and throws herself into the hero's arms..."
"Hehe, you sister Yuhong just knows! Do you want to hear it? If you want to hear it, just use pistachios in exchange!"
"I'm going! We really attracted cockroaches!" Xiong Yaoyue's seat was in the second row behind the loudspeaker. She had a chance to intercept the cockroach and kill it with a kick, but because Xiong Yaoyue was concerned about the unfinished ice cream in her hand, As a result, he was not attentive enough and let the cockroach pass another level.
Later I heard that Chen Yingran was busy treating two male students' knee scrapes in the infirmary. She ignored Teacher Yu who vomited the contents of his stomach and then kept retching, and just let him massage his "internal organs". "Guan, Guanyuan and Hegu" three acupuncture points, saying that this can stop vomiting.
"I have tissues here..."
Xiaoqin took advantage of the chaos in the class and sat in my arms at some point. She closed her eyes tightly, hugged my neck and screamed:
"Wait! I have to trample you to death!" Xiong Yaoyue chased after her from behind, not forgetting to protect the half-eaten ice cream in her hand.
As if to punish his mistake, the monitor threw away the two remaining tennis balls on the desk. Thanks to Xiaoqin, the people in the Rose Group were not allowed to approach the squad leader, otherwise the squad leader would not even have weapons to protect himself.
If the squad leader, who is very strong in many things, is scared by cockroaches and screams loudly, it will really be a scene that I will remember for a long time.
"Do you know?"
It feels so disgusting to me! The tennis ball hit Teacher Yu's mouth without any deviation! The corpse of the cockroach came into close contact with Teacher Yu’s lips! Teacher Yu was not seriously injured at first, but he bent down to pick up the thing that hit him and looked at it, and he immediately vomited! It's probably worse than Aunt Ren's morning sickness!
"Why are you afraid of bugs? You used to be a bug terminator! None of the little boys in the entire courtyard are as good at catching bugs as you!"
Suddenly I felt a weight on my legs.
The squad leader stared at Cockroach and Xiong Yaoyue, who were running towards him one after another, with a bad look on his face.
Is the monitor unexpectedly similar to ordinary girls in this regard? If you are afraid of mice, are you also afraid of cockroaches? She pretended to be calm and looked at Xiong Yaoyue (and the cockroach) who were getting closer and closer. Could it be that she was actually scared to death, and she was just being reserved with the majesty of the squad leader, so she didn't scream
Because her brother slept soundly and honestly, Shusha looked at her brother for a while and then went to the kitchen.
The tennis ball looked very old. It was probably one of the items that the squad leader had collected for recycling. It smashed the cockroach until juice flowed out. This tennis ball could be considered to have completed its historical mission and could be retired honorably.
"Classmate Ye Lin, I'm really scared, don't let the bugs come over!" Xiaoqin hugged my neck tighter.
I was curious how the monitor would react.
The innate hunter aura also makes small and medium-sized animals, such as cats and dogs, afraid to get close.
I didn't expect that Shu Zhe would occupy such a large space in the story.
"Then forget it," Big Speaker waved his hand, "I'll just keep getting fatter."
"No~ no!" Xiao Qin shook her head and said, "I learned how to be a girl from shoujo comics, and the first thing I learned was to be afraid of bugs! Especially the ones with carapace and many legs when turned over... God knows before. Why aren’t you afraid? Whether it’s a beetle or a centipede, I’m scared to death when I see it! It’s true!”
"Get off me!" I ordered, "What if someone sees me!"
I heard from Shu Zhe that the squad leader once shot and killed a wild boar that injured people under the guidance of the forest guard uncle. He had faced a very ferocious animal.
"Holy shit!" Xiong Yaoyue hurriedly lay down on the seat next to her, dodging the "dead cockroach ball" at the critical moment. The boy sitting in that position was like me, waiting to hear the squad leader's scream with a wretched face. At that moment, he was stabbed in his trouser pocket by the ice cream in Xiong Yaoyue's hand. The cold and painful feeling made him scream in agony.
"I have tissues here..."
"I'm going! We really attracted cockroaches!" Xiong Yaoyue's seat was in the second row behind the loudspeaker. She had a chance to intercept the cockroach and kill it with a kick, but because Xiong Yaoyue was concerned about the unfinished ice cream in her hand, As a result, he was not attentive enough and let the cockroach pass another level.
"Do you know?"
The innate hunter aura also makes small and medium-sized animals, such as cats and dogs, afraid to get close.
I squirted as soon as I heard it. The taste of this fellow rat is so strange! Could it be that you knew beforehand that Shu Zhe would become a transvestite in the future, so you wanted to bite off this obstructive thing first to save Shu Zhe the cost of flying to Thailand for surgery
"Do you know why the monitor is afraid of black mice?" the loudspeaker asked us enigmatically.
But I accidentally discovered that the squad leader is afraid of mice, and the color is only black. I don’t know what is scary about black mice compared to wild boars.
The tennis ball that was originally intended to be used against the Three Roses hit the fleeing cockroach at supersonic speed, ending its meager life in an instant.
Fortunately, his sister came back in time, and Shu Zhe's penis was saved. It was only bitten with a small wound, and he later went to the hospital to get several vaccinations.
Suddenly I felt a weight on my legs.
Do you think Teacher Yu is someone who has traveled through martial arts novels? Who among modern people knows where those three acupuncture points are
When I was a child, weren't you the one who stuffed beetles, water turtles, crickets, scarab beetles, and rhinoceros beetles into the collar of the back of my neck? What qualifications do you have to say that you are afraid of bugs
The tennis ball that was originally intended to be used against the Three Roses hit the fleeing cockroach at supersonic speed, ending its meager life in an instant.
"Teacher Yu, I..."
"Classmate Ye Lin, I'm really scared, don't let the bugs come over!" Xiaoqin hugged my neck tighter.
Is the monitor unexpectedly similar to ordinary girls in this regard? If you are afraid of mice, are you also afraid of cockroaches? She pretended to be calm and looked at Xiong Yaoyue (and the cockroach) who were getting closer and closer. Could it be that she was actually scared to death, and she was just being reserved with the majesty of the squad leader, so she didn't scream
The monitor warned Xiong Yaoyue to stay away because the tennis ball was very elastic. After it killed the cockroach, the disgusting corpse of the cockroach bounced high from the wooden floor of the classroom and shot directly into Xiong Yaoyue's nose.
However, Xiaoqin's timing was really good. At this time, everyone's attention was on the cockroach, and no one noticed that Xiaoqin sat on my lap.
If the squad leader, who is very strong in many things, is scared by cockroaches and screams loudly, it will really be a scene that I will remember for a long time.
The squad leader stared at Cockroach and Xiong Yaoyue, who were running towards him one after another, with a bad look on his face.
I was curious how the monitor would react.
"I have tissues here..."
If the squad leader, who is very strong in many things, is scared by cockroaches and screams loudly, it will really be a scene that I will remember for a long time.
"Classmate Ye Lin, I'm really scared, don't let the bugs come over!" Xiaoqin hugged my neck tighter.
"Do you know?"
"We've run out of pistachios," Xiong Yaoyue muttered, "Can we do figs?" She took out a small bag of figs from her desk.
So I continued to look forward to it with such evil intentions, and did not run over to help.
So I continued to look forward to it with such evil intentions, and did not run over to help.
After finally getting Xiao Qin to sit back in her seat, I stood up and was about to walk towards the back door of the classroom (near the monitor's seat) when I found that the monitor had already taken action.
"We've run out of pistachios," Xiong Yaoyue muttered, "Can we do figs?" She took out a small bag of figs from her desk.
The squad leader stared at Cockroach and Xiong Yaoyue, who were running towards him one after another, with a bad look on his face.
Do you think Teacher Yu is someone who has traveled through martial arts novels? Who among modern people knows where those three acupuncture points are
So I continued to look forward to it with such evil intentions, and did not run over to help.
Later I heard that Chen Yingran was busy treating two male students' knee scrapes in the infirmary. She ignored Teacher Yu who vomited the contents of his stomach and then kept retching, and just let him massage his "internal organs". "Guan, Guanyuan and Hegu" three acupuncture points, saying that this can stop vomiting.
"No~ no!" Xiao Qin shook her head and said, "I learned how to be a girl from shoujo comics, and the first thing I learned was to be afraid of bugs! Especially the ones with carapace and many legs when turned over... God knows before. Why aren’t you afraid? Whether it’s a beetle or a centipede, I’m scared to death when I see it! It’s true!”
Suddenly I felt a weight on my legs.
"My dictionary!" the boy cried out in grief. The loudspeaker may have been interfered with and his shot missed. The dictionary failed to hit the cockroach's back, so the cockroach continued to march toward the back of the classroom.
Fortunately, his sister came back in time, and Shu Zhe's penis was saved. It was only bitten with a small wound, and he later went to the hospital to get several vaccinations.
"Classmate Ye Lin, I'm really scared, don't let the bugs come over!" Xiaoqin hugged my neck tighter.
"Do you know?"
Big Speaker took the fig over and curled his lips and said, "You are such a foodie. I even saw you eating pistachios during class, but not after class - why aren't you fat?"
The monitor was so embarrassed that he hurried over and apologized to Teacher Yu:
Xiaoqin took advantage of the chaos in the class and sat in my arms at some point. She closed her eyes tightly, hugged my neck and screamed:
Later I heard that Chen Yingran was busy treating two male students' knee scrapes in the infirmary. She ignored Teacher Yu who vomited the contents of his stomach and then kept retching, and just let him massage his "internal organs". "Guan, Guanyuan and Hegu" three acupuncture points, saying that this can stop vomiting.
I didn't expect that Shu Zhe would occupy such a large space in the story.
When I returned the dried book on the window sill to Xiong Yaoyue, I heard her chatting with the loudspeaker about the squad leader.
When I returned the dried book on the window sill to Xiong Yaoyue, I heard her chatting with the loudspeaker about the squad leader.
It didn’t take long for the foreign class students to spread the rumor that “the female monitor of Class 2 (3) of junior high school hit the teacher with a tennis ball.” There were many versions. Some said it was because Teacher Yu was too cowardly, and even the monitor took the lead in bullying him; some said it was because The class monitor wanted to hit a classmate in the front row, but accidentally injured the teacher - no one mentioned cockroaches, because it was too difficult to hit a flying cockroach with a tennis ball, and they didn't believe it.
"Hehe, you sister Yuhong just knows! Do you want to hear it? If you want to hear it, just use pistachios in exchange!"
Do you think Teacher Yu is someone who has traveled through martial arts novels? Who among modern people knows where those three acupuncture points are
"Don't let the bugs come over! I'm most afraid of bugs!"
"Get off me!" I ordered, "What if someone sees me!"
The monitor was so embarrassed that he hurried over and apologized to Teacher Yu:
Has the long-term psychological suggestion made you afraid of bugs? I was expecting to hear the monitor scream, but I wasn’t expecting to hear you scream at all! Will you have another reason to throw yourself into my arms in the future
My nose was so angry that she twisted it.
When I was a child, weren't you the one who stuffed beetles, water turtles, crickets, scarab beetles, and rhinoceros beetles into the collar of the back of my neck? What qualifications do you have to say that you are afraid of bugs
Fortunately, his sister came back in time, and Shu Zhe's penis was saved. It was only bitten with a small wound, and he later went to the hospital to get several vaccinations.
Because her brother slept soundly and honestly, Shusha looked at her brother for a while and then went to the kitchen.
Astonishingly, the front door of the classroom was suddenly opened from the outside. The head teacher, Mr. Yu, happened to be passing by. Hearing that the classroom of Class 2 (3) was in a mess, he opened the door to see what was going on, with a puzzled look on his face. He happened to be blocking the final trajectory of the "dead cockroach ball".
The vice-principal also called Teacher Yu to the office specifically for this purpose. The first sentence was: "We educators, the biggest taboo is towards female students in the class..."
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" Teacher Yu continued to vomit.
When I was a child, weren't you the one who stuffed beetles, water turtles, crickets, scarab beetles, and rhinoceros beetles into the collar of the back of my neck? What qualifications do you have to say that you are afraid of bugs
The vice-principal also called Teacher Yu to the office specifically for this purpose. The first sentence was: "We educators, the biggest taboo is towards female students in the class..."
So I continued to look forward to it with such evil intentions, and did not run over to help.
Finally, Niu Shili and Xiong Yaoyue stood up and, together with the monitor, sent Teacher Yu to the infirmary.
As a result, within two minutes of going to the kitchen, she heard her brother crying from the bedroom. She ran back and took a look, and was shocked: there was a black mouse entrenched between her brother's legs and biting his penis. jj!
"Get off me!" I ordered, "What if someone sees me!"
But I accidentally discovered that the squad leader is afraid of mice, and the color is only black. I don’t know what is scary about black mice compared to wild boars.
Xiaoqin took advantage of the chaos in the class and sat in my arms at some point. She closed her eyes tightly, hugged my neck and screamed:
The tennis ball looked very old. It was probably one of the items that the squad leader had collected for recycling. It smashed the cockroach until juice flowed out. This tennis ball could be considered to have completed its historical mission and could be retired honorably.
"Wait! I have to trample you to death!" Xiong Yaoyue chased after her from behind, not forgetting to protect the half-eaten ice cream in her hand.
The innate hunter aura also makes small and medium-sized animals, such as cats and dogs, afraid to get close.
So I continued to look forward to it with such evil intentions, and did not run over to help.
However, Xiaoqin's timing was really good. At this time, everyone's attention was on the cockroach, and no one noticed that Xiaoqin sat on my lap.
Xiaoqin, who was trembling in my arms, didn't seem to be lying.
"Get off my lap first, and I'll go pick up the bugs!"
"No~ no!" Xiao Qin shook her head and said, "I learned how to be a girl from shoujo comics, and the first thing I learned was to be afraid of bugs! Especially the ones with carapace and many legs when turned over... God knows before. Why aren’t you afraid? Whether it’s a beetle or a centipede, I’m scared to death when I see it! It’s true!”
"Classmate Ye Lin, I'm really scared, don't let the bugs come over!" Xiaoqin hugged my neck tighter.
The tennis ball that was originally intended to be used against the Three Roses hit the fleeing cockroach at supersonic speed, ending its meager life in an instant.
"I have tissues here..."
The innate hunter aura also makes small and medium-sized animals, such as cats and dogs, afraid to get close.
The tennis ball looked very old. It was probably one of the items that the squad leader had collected for recycling. It smashed the cockroach until juice flowed out. This tennis ball could be considered to have completed its historical mission and could be retired honorably.
"Hehe, you sister Yuhong just knows! Do you want to hear it? If you want to hear it, just use pistachios in exchange!"
"We've run out of pistachios," Xiong Yaoyue muttered, "Can we do figs?" She took out a small bag of figs from her desk.
The squad leader stared at Cockroach and Xiong Yaoyue, who were running towards him one after another, with a bad look on his face.
"I'm going! We really attracted cockroaches!" Xiong Yaoyue's seat was in the second row behind the loudspeaker. She had a chance to intercept the cockroach and kill it with a kick, but because Xiong Yaoyue was concerned about the unfinished ice cream in her hand, As a result, he was not attentive enough and let the cockroach pass another level.
"Why are you afraid of bugs? You used to be a bug terminator! None of the little boys in the entire courtyard are as good at catching bugs as you!"
"Holy shit!" Xiong Yaoyue hurriedly lay down on the seat next to her, dodging the "dead cockroach ball" at the critical moment. The boy sitting in that position was like me, waiting to hear the squad leader's scream with a wretched face. At that moment, he was stabbed in his trouser pocket by the ice cream in Xiong Yaoyue's hand. The cold and painful feeling made him scream in agony.
But I accidentally discovered that the squad leader is afraid of mice, and the color is only black. I don’t know what is scary about black mice compared to wild boars.
My nose was so angry that she twisted it.
"The past was before, and now is now!" Xiaoqin's expression seemed to be really scared, "In girls' comics, there are often scenes where the heroine is frightened by insects and throws herself into the hero's arms..."
Suddenly I felt a weight on my legs.
"Do you know?"
If the squad leader, who is very strong in many things, is scared by cockroaches and screams loudly, it will really be a scene that I will remember for a long time.
In exchange for a bag of figs, the loudspeaker told us the story that the monitor and the black mouse had to tell.
"So you just pretended to be afraid of bugs and jumped into my arms?"
"Do you know?"
The tennis ball that was originally intended to be used against the Three Roses hit the fleeing cockroach at supersonic speed, ending its meager life in an instant.
Because her brother slept soundly and honestly, Shusha looked at her brother for a while and then went to the kitchen.
The squad leader's orbit calculation was extremely accurate. After the tennis ball hit the cockroach and bounced back, except for shocking Xiong Yaoyue, it never hit anyone on the way. At this time, it had already passed the highest point of the parabola, and it was about to It will land near the front door of the classroom, bringing this matter to a perfect end.
"No~ no!" Xiao Qin shook her head and said, "I learned how to be a girl from shoujo comics, and the first thing I learned was to be afraid of bugs! Especially the ones with carapace and many legs when turned over... God knows before. Why aren’t you afraid? Whether it’s a beetle or a centipede, I’m scared to death when I see it! It’s true!”
"Why are you afraid of bugs? You used to be a bug terminator! None of the little boys in the entire courtyard are as good at catching bugs as you!"
Astonishingly, the front door of the classroom was suddenly opened from the outside. The head teacher, Mr. Yu, happened to be passing by. Hearing that the classroom of Class 2 (3) was in a mess, he opened the door to see what was going on, with a puzzled look on his face. He happened to be blocking the final trajectory of the "dead cockroach ball".
When I returned the dried book on the window sill to Xiong Yaoyue, I heard her chatting with the loudspeaker about the squad leader.
After listening to their discussion, I realized that it turned out that Big Speaker and the monitor were classmates in elementary school, but they were not in the same class. Even so, Big Speaker knew a lot of secrets about the monitor.
"Do you know why the monitor is afraid of black mice?" the loudspeaker asked us enigmatically.
Xiaoqin, who was trembling in my arms, didn't seem to be lying.
The whole class suddenly became silent. They didn't dare to laugh even if they wanted to, and all their eyes were focused on the monitor who was throwing the tennis ball.
After finally getting Xiao Qin to sit back in her seat, I stood up and was about to walk towards the back door of the classroom (near the monitor's seat) when I found that the monitor had already taken action.
The tennis ball looked very old. It was probably one of the items that the squad leader had collected for recycling. It smashed the cockroach until juice flowed out. This tennis ball could be considered to have completed its historical mission and could be retired honorably.
I was curious how the monitor would react.
"We've run out of pistachios," Xiong Yaoyue muttered, "Can we do figs?" She took out a small bag of figs from her desk.
That day, their mother heard that the gas pipe downstairs was leaking, so she worriedly went out to check. Before leaving, she told Shusha, who was already more sensible, to take good care of her younger brother, who was taking a nap in bed wearing crotchless pants.
Has the long-term psychological suggestion made you afraid of bugs? I was expecting to hear the monitor scream, but I wasn’t expecting to hear you scream at all! Will you have another reason to throw yourself into my arms in the future
Even though Teacher Yu was resigned, he couldn't help but deny it immediately: "I didn't do anything! My fault was that I entered the classroom at the wrong time! I couldn't eat for the next three days, and now when I see it on TV There is a tennis broadcast, and I feel sick!"
Even though Teacher Yu was resigned, he couldn't help but deny it immediately: "I didn't do anything! My fault was that I entered the classroom at the wrong time! I couldn't eat for the next three days, and now when I see it on TV There is a tennis broadcast, and I feel sick!"
"Wait! I have to trample you to death!" Xiong Yaoyue chased after her from behind, not forgetting to protect the half-eaten ice cream in her hand.
"No~ no!" Xiao Qin shook her head and said, "I learned how to be a girl from shoujo comics, and the first thing I learned was to be afraid of bugs! Especially the ones with carapace and many legs when turned over... God knows before. Why aren’t you afraid? Whether it’s a beetle or a centipede, I’m scared to death when I see it! It’s true!”
Xiaoqin took advantage of the chaos in the class and sat in my arms at some point. She closed her eyes tightly, hugged my neck and screamed:
"Hehe, you sister Yuhong just knows! Do you want to hear it? If you want to hear it, just use pistachios in exchange!"
"Get off my lap first, and I'll go pick up the bugs!"
The tennis ball that was originally intended to be used against the Three Roses hit the fleeing cockroach at supersonic speed, ending its meager life in an instant.
All the movements were done in one go, and the range of movements was carefully controlled to prevent herself from being exposed in the skirt. It was really watertight.
Later I heard that Chen Yingran was busy treating two male students' knee scrapes in the infirmary. She ignored Teacher Yu who vomited the contents of his stomach and then kept retching, and just let him massage his "internal organs". "Guan, Guanyuan and Hegu" three acupuncture points, saying that this can stop vomiting.
I heard from Shu Zhe that the squad leader once shot and killed a wild boar that injured people under the guidance of the forest guard uncle. He had faced a very ferocious animal.
Do you think Teacher Yu is someone who has traveled through martial arts novels? Who among modern people knows where those three acupuncture points are
The monitor warned Xiong Yaoyue to stay away because the tennis ball was very elastic. After it killed the cockroach, the disgusting corpse of the cockroach bounced high from the wooden floor of the classroom and shot directly into Xiong Yaoyue's nose.
After finally getting Xiao Qin to sit back in her seat, I stood up and was about to walk towards the back door of the classroom (near the monitor's seat) when I found that the monitor had already taken action.
The tennis ball that was originally intended to be used against the Three Roses hit the fleeing cockroach at supersonic speed, ending its meager life in an instant.
"So you just pretended to be afraid of bugs and jumped into my arms?"
I squirted as soon as I heard it. The taste of this fellow rat is so strange! Could it be that you knew beforehand that Shu Zhe would become a transvestite in the future, so you wanted to bite off this obstructive thing first to save Shu Zhe the cost of flying to Thailand for surgery
The monitor took out a yellow-green object from the desk, which seemed to be... a tennis ball! She held the tennis ball in her hand, made a preparatory movement similar to that of a baseball player, and then swung her arms violently, causing her long hair behind her to rise high, while the tennis ball flew out of her hand at lightning speed. Cum out!
The monitor warned Xiong Yaoyue to stay away because the tennis ball was very elastic. After it killed the cockroach, the disgusting corpse of the cockroach bounced high from the wooden floor of the classroom and shot directly into Xiong Yaoyue's nose.
If the squad leader, who is very strong in many things, is scared by cockroaches and screams loudly, it will really be a scene that I will remember for a long time.
"Pooh, stay away!" the squad leader warned at the same time.
"Hehe, you sister Yuhong just knows! Do you want to hear it? If you want to hear it, just use pistachios in exchange!"
As if to punish his mistake, the monitor threw away the two remaining tennis balls on the desk. Thanks to Xiaoqin, the people in the Rose Group were not allowed to approach the squad leader, otherwise the squad leader would not even have weapons to protect himself.
Finally, Niu Shili and Xiong Yaoyue stood up and, together with the monitor, sent Teacher Yu to the infirmary.
That day, their mother heard that the gas pipe downstairs was leaking, so she worriedly went out to check. Before leaving, she told Shusha, who was already more sensible, to take good care of her younger brother, who was taking a nap in bed wearing crotchless pants.
"Pooh, stay away!" the squad leader warned at the same time.
As a result, within two minutes of going to the kitchen, she heard her brother crying from the bedroom. She ran back and took a look, and was shocked: there was a black mouse entrenched between her brother's legs and biting his penis. jj!
Big Speaker took the fig over and curled his lips and said, "You are such a foodie. I even saw you eating pistachios during class, but not after class - why aren't you fat?"
All the movements were done in one go, and the range of movements was carefully controlled to prevent herself from being exposed in the skirt. It was really watertight.
"Holy shit!" Xiong Yaoyue hurriedly lay down on the seat next to her, dodging the "dead cockroach ball" at the critical moment. The boy sitting in that position was like me, waiting to hear the squad leader's scream with a wretched face. At that moment, he was stabbed in his trouser pocket by the ice cream in Xiong Yaoyue's hand. The cold and painful feeling made him scream in agony.
The monitor was so embarrassed that he hurried over and apologized to Teacher Yu:
In exchange for a bag of figs, the loudspeaker told us the story that the monitor and the black mouse had to tell.
Xiaoqin, who was trembling in my arms, didn't seem to be lying.
Xiaoqin, who was trembling in my arms, didn't seem to be lying.
"Hehe, you sister Yuhong just knows! Do you want to hear it? If you want to hear it, just use pistachios in exchange!"
"Holy shit!" Xiong Yaoyue hurriedly lay down on the seat next to her, dodging the "dead cockroach ball" at the critical moment. The boy sitting in that position was like me, waiting to hear the squad leader's scream with a wretched face. At that moment, he was stabbed in his trouser pocket by the ice cream in Xiong Yaoyue's hand. The cold and painful feeling made him scream in agony.
"We've run out of pistachios," Xiong Yaoyue muttered, "Can we do figs?" She took out a small bag of figs from her desk.
The tennis ball that was originally intended to be used against the Three Roses hit the fleeing cockroach at supersonic speed, ending its meager life in an instant.
"Hehe, you sister Yuhong just knows! Do you want to hear it? If you want to hear it, just use pistachios in exchange!"
Do you think Teacher Yu is someone who has traveled through martial arts novels? Who among modern people knows where those three acupuncture points are
The monitor was so embarrassed that he hurried over and apologized to Teacher Yu:
I heard from Shu Zhe that the squad leader once shot and killed a wild boar that injured people under the guidance of the forest guard uncle. He had faced a very ferocious animal.
Xiong Yaoyue said sincerely: "As long as you do whatever exercise I do, I guarantee you won't be fat."
The tennis ball looked very old. It was probably one of the items that the squad leader had collected for recycling. It smashed the cockroach until juice flowed out. This tennis ball could be considered to have completed its historical mission and could be retired honorably.
It didn’t take long for the foreign class students to spread the rumor that “the female monitor of Class 2 (3) of junior high school hit the teacher with a tennis ball.” There were many versions. Some said it was because Teacher Yu was too cowardly, and even the monitor took the lead in bullying him; some said it was because The class monitor wanted to hit a classmate in the front row, but accidentally injured the teacher - no one mentioned cockroaches, because it was too difficult to hit a flying cockroach with a tennis ball, and they didn't believe it.
The innate hunter aura also makes small and medium-sized animals, such as cats and dogs, afraid to get close.
However, after this incident, the young Shusha blamed her brother's misfortune on her own negligence. From then on, she took more care of her brother, gradually reaching the level of doting on her brother. From then on, she also had a psychological shadow towards the black mouse, feeling that it was... A symbol of one's own dereliction of duty.
"I'm going! We really attracted cockroaches!" Xiong Yaoyue's seat was in the second row behind the loudspeaker. She had a chance to intercept the cockroach and kill it with a kick, but because Xiong Yaoyue was concerned about the unfinished ice cream in her hand, As a result, he was not attentive enough and let the cockroach pass another level.
Big Speaker took the fig over and curled his lips and said, "You are such a foodie. I even saw you eating pistachios during class, but not after class - why aren't you fat?"
The monitor warned Xiong Yaoyue to stay away because the tennis ball was very elastic. After it killed the cockroach, the disgusting corpse of the cockroach bounced high from the wooden floor of the classroom and shot directly into Xiong Yaoyue's nose.
Because her brother slept soundly and honestly, Shusha looked at her brother for a while and then went to the kitchen.
The time probably happened when Shu Zhe was 2 years old and Shu Sha was 3 and a half years old.
"Ugh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,"
The monitor took out a yellow-green object from the desk, which seemed to be... a tennis ball! She held the tennis ball in her hand, made a preparatory movement similar to that of a baseball player, and then swung her arms violently, causing her long hair behind her to rise high, while the tennis ball flew out of her hand at lightning speed. Cum out!
"I'm going! We really attracted cockroaches!" Xiong Yaoyue's seat was in the second row behind the loudspeaker. She had a chance to intercept the cockroach and kill it with a kick, but because Xiong Yaoyue was concerned about the unfinished ice cream in her hand, As a result, he was not attentive enough and let the cockroach pass another level.
The whole class suddenly became silent. They didn't dare to laugh even if they wanted to, and all their eyes were focused on the monitor who was throwing the tennis ball.
"Do you know why the monitor is afraid of black mice?" the loudspeaker asked us enigmatically.
"Holy shit!" Xiong Yaoyue hurriedly lay down on the seat next to her, dodging the "dead cockroach ball" at the critical moment. The boy sitting in that position was like me, waiting to hear the squad leader's scream with a wretched face. At that moment, he was stabbed in his trouser pocket by the ice cream in Xiong Yaoyue's hand. The cold and painful feeling made him scream in agony.
Astonishingly, the front door of the classroom was suddenly opened from the outside. The head teacher, Mr. Yu, happened to be passing by. Hearing that the classroom of Class 2 (3) was in a mess, he opened the door to see what was going on, with a puzzled look on his face. He happened to be blocking the final trajectory of the "dead cockroach ball".
"Do you know?"
The time probably happened when Shu Zhe was 2 years old and Shu Sha was 3 and a half years old.
Big Speaker took the fig over and curled his lips and said, "You are such a foodie. I even saw you eating pistachios during class, but not after class - why aren't you fat?"
The squad leader's orbit calculation was extremely accurate. After the tennis ball hit the cockroach and bounced back, except for shocking Xiong Yaoyue, it never hit anyone on the way. At this time, it had already passed the highest point of the parabola, and it was about to It will land near the front door of the classroom, bringing this matter to a perfect end.
"Teacher Yu, I..."
That day, their mother heard that the gas pipe downstairs was leaking, so she worriedly went out to check. Before leaving, she told Shusha, who was already more sensible, to take good care of her younger brother, who was taking a nap in bed wearing crotchless pants.
"I'm going! We really attracted cockroaches!" Xiong Yaoyue's seat was in the second row behind the loudspeaker. She had a chance to intercept the cockroach and kill it with a kick, but because Xiong Yaoyue was concerned about the unfinished ice cream in her hand, As a result, he was not attentive enough and let the cockroach pass another level.
When I returned the dried book on the window sill to Xiong Yaoyue, I heard her chatting with the loudspeaker about the squad leader.
Astonishingly, the front door of the classroom was suddenly opened from the outside. The head teacher, Mr. Yu, happened to be passing by. Hearing that the classroom of Class 2 (3) was in a mess, he opened the door to see what was going on, with a puzzled look on his face. He happened to be blocking the final trajectory of the "dead cockroach ball".
However, Xiaoqin's timing was really good. At this time, everyone's attention was on the cockroach, and no one noticed that Xiaoqin sat on my lap.
When I was a child, weren't you the one who stuffed beetles, water turtles, crickets, scarab beetles, and rhinoceros beetles into the collar of the back of my neck? What qualifications do you have to say that you are afraid of bugs
"Ugh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,"
"Then forget it," Big Speaker waved his hand, "I'll just keep getting fatter."
Even though Teacher Yu was resigned, he couldn't help but deny it immediately: "I didn't do anything! My fault was that I entered the classroom at the wrong time! I couldn't eat for the next three days, and now when I see it on TV There is a tennis broadcast, and I feel sick!"
After listening to their discussion, I realized that it turned out that Big Speaker and the monitor were classmates in elementary school, but they were not in the same class. Even so, Big Speaker knew a lot of secrets about the monitor.
It feels so disgusting to me! The tennis ball hit Teacher Yu's mouth without any deviation! The corpse of the cockroach came into close contact with Teacher Yu’s lips! Teacher Yu was not seriously injured at first, but he bent down to pick up the thing that hit him and looked at it, and he immediately vomited! It's probably worse than Aunt Ren's morning sickness!
"No~ no!" Xiao Qin shook her head and said, "I learned how to be a girl from shoujo comics, and the first thing I learned was to be afraid of bugs! Especially the ones with carapace and many legs when turned over... God knows before. Why aren’t you afraid? Whether it’s a beetle or a centipede, I’m scared to death when I see it! It’s true!”
The monitor was so embarrassed that he hurried over and apologized to Teacher Yu:
So I continued to look forward to it with such evil intentions, and did not run over to help.
The whole class suddenly became silent. They didn't dare to laugh even if they wanted to, and all their eyes were focused on the monitor who was throwing the tennis ball.
"Get off my lap first, and I'll go pick up the bugs!"
As if to punish his mistake, the monitor threw away the two remaining tennis balls on the desk. Thanks to Xiaoqin, the people in the Rose Group were not allowed to approach the squad leader, otherwise the squad leader would not even have weapons to protect himself.
It feels so disgusting to me! The tennis ball hit Teacher Yu's mouth without any deviation! The corpse of the cockroach came into close contact with Teacher Yu’s lips! Teacher Yu was not seriously injured at first, but he bent down to pick up the thing that hit him and looked at it, and he immediately vomited! It's probably worse than Aunt Ren's morning sickness!
Has the long-term psychological suggestion made you afraid of bugs? I was expecting to hear the monitor scream, but I wasn’t expecting to hear you scream at all! Will you have another reason to throw yourself into my arms in the future
After finally getting Xiao Qin to sit back in her seat, I stood up and was about to walk towards the back door of the classroom (near the monitor's seat) when I found that the monitor had already taken action.
That day, their mother heard that the gas pipe downstairs was leaking, so she worriedly went out to check. Before leaving, she told Shusha, who was already more sensible, to take good care of her younger brother, who was taking a nap in bed wearing crotchless pants.
But I accidentally discovered that the squad leader is afraid of mice, and the color is only black. I don’t know what is scary about black mice compared to wild boars.
After finally getting Xiao Qin to sit back in her seat, I stood up and was about to walk towards the back door of the classroom (near the monitor's seat) when I found that the monitor had already taken action.
The monitor was so embarrassed that he hurried over and apologized to Teacher Yu:
Has the long-term psychological suggestion made you afraid of bugs? I was expecting to hear the monitor scream, but I wasn’t expecting to hear you scream at all! Will you have another reason to throw yourself into my arms in the future
The tennis ball that was originally intended to be used against the Three Roses hit the fleeing cockroach at supersonic speed, ending its meager life in an instant.
I squirted as soon as I heard it. The taste of this fellow rat is so strange! Could it be that you knew beforehand that Shu Zhe would become a transvestite in the future, so you wanted to bite off this obstructive thing first to save Shu Zhe the cost of flying to Thailand for surgery
The squad leader stared at Cockroach and Xiong Yaoyue, who were running towards him one after another, with a bad look on his face.
When I returned the dried book on the window sill to Xiong Yaoyue, I heard her chatting with the loudspeaker about the squad leader.
Has the long-term psychological suggestion made you afraid of bugs? I was expecting to hear the monitor scream, but I wasn’t expecting to hear you scream at all! Will you have another reason to throw yourself into my arms in the future
"Teacher Yu, I..."
I heard from Shu Zhe that the squad leader once shot and killed a wild boar that injured people under the guidance of the forest guard uncle. He had faced a very ferocious animal.
That day, their mother heard that the gas pipe downstairs was leaking, so she worriedly went out to check. Before leaving, she told Shusha, who was already more sensible, to take good care of her younger brother, who was taking a nap in bed wearing crotchless pants.
Because her brother slept soundly and honestly, Shusha looked at her brother for a while and then went to the kitchen.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" Teacher Yu continued to vomit.
"I have tissues here..."
So I continued to look forward to it with such evil intentions, and did not run over to help.
"Hehe, you sister Yuhong just knows! Do you want to hear it? If you want to hear it, just use pistachios in exchange!"
"Holy shit!" Xiong Yaoyue hurriedly lay down on the seat next to her, dodging the "dead cockroach ball" at the critical moment. The boy sitting in that position was like me, waiting to hear the squad leader's scream with a wretched face. At that moment, he was stabbed in his trouser pocket by the ice cream in Xiong Yaoyue's hand. The cold and painful feeling made him scream in agony.
After listening to their discussion, I realized that it turned out that Big Speaker and the monitor were classmates in elementary school, but they were not in the same class. Even so, Big Speaker knew a lot of secrets about the monitor.
Fortunately, his sister came back in time, and Shu Zhe's penis was saved. It was only bitten with a small wound, and he later went to the hospital to get several vaccinations.
"Why are you afraid of bugs? You used to be a bug terminator! None of the little boys in the entire courtyard are as good at catching bugs as you!"
Suddenly I felt a weight on my legs.
"I have tissues here..."
When I was a child, weren't you the one who stuffed beetles, water turtles, crickets, scarab beetles, and rhinoceros beetles into the collar of the back of my neck? What qualifications do you have to say that you are afraid of bugs
If the squad leader, who is very strong in many things, is scared by cockroaches and screams loudly, it will really be a scene that I will remember for a long time.
However, after this incident, the young Shusha blamed her brother's misfortune on her own negligence. From then on, she took more care of her brother, gradually reaching the level of doting on her brother. From then on, she also had a psychological shadow towards the black mouse, feeling that it was... A symbol of one's own dereliction of duty.
When I returned the dried book on the window sill to Xiong Yaoyue, I heard her chatting with the loudspeaker about the squad leader.
Is the monitor unexpectedly similar to ordinary girls in this regard? If you are afraid of mice, are you also afraid of cockroaches? She pretended to be calm and looked at Xiong Yaoyue (and the cockroach) who were getting closer and closer. Could it be that she was actually scared to death, and she was just being reserved with the majesty of the squad leader, so she didn't scream
"Ugh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,"
In exchange for a bag of figs, the loudspeaker told us the story that the monitor and the black mouse had to tell.
"Then forget it," Big Speaker waved his hand, "I'll just keep getting fatter."
"Ugh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,"
The innate hunter aura also makes small and medium-sized animals, such as cats and dogs, afraid to get close.
Later I heard that Chen Yingran was busy treating two male students' knee scrapes in the infirmary. She ignored Teacher Yu who vomited the contents of his stomach and then kept retching, and just let him massage his "internal organs". "Guan, Guanyuan and Hegu" three acupuncture points, saying that this can stop vomiting.
Fortunately, his sister came back in time, and Shu Zhe's penis was saved. It was only bitten with a small wound, and he later went to the hospital to get several vaccinations.
Is the monitor unexpectedly similar to ordinary girls in this regard? If you are afraid of mice, are you also afraid of cockroaches? She pretended to be calm and looked at Xiong Yaoyue (and the cockroach) who were getting closer and closer. Could it be that she was actually scared to death, and she was just being reserved with the majesty of the squad leader, so she didn't scream
Finally, Niu Shili and Xiong Yaoyue stood up and, together with the monitor, sent Teacher Yu to the infirmary.
"I'm going! We really attracted cockroaches!" Xiong Yaoyue's seat was in the second row behind the loudspeaker. She had a chance to intercept the cockroach and kill it with a kick, but because Xiong Yaoyue was concerned about the unfinished ice cream in her hand, As a result, he was not attentive enough and let the cockroach pass another level.
It didn’t take long for the foreign class students to spread the rumor that “the female monitor of Class 2 (3) of junior high school hit the teacher with a tennis ball.” There were many versions. Some said it was because Teacher Yu was too cowardly, and even the monitor took the lead in bullying him; some said it was because The class monitor wanted to hit a classmate in the front row, but accidentally injured the teacher - no one mentioned cockroaches, because it was too difficult to hit a flying cockroach with a tennis ball, and they didn't believe it.
"I'm going! We really attracted cockroaches!" Xiong Yaoyue's seat was in the second row behind the loudspeaker. She had a chance to intercept the cockroach and kill it with a kick, but because Xiong Yaoyue was concerned about the unfinished ice cream in her hand, As a result, he was not attentive enough and let the cockroach pass another level.
Later I heard that Chen Yingran was busy treating two male students' knee scrapes in the infirmary. She ignored Teacher Yu who vomited the contents of his stomach and then kept retching, and just let him massage his "internal organs". "Guan, Guanyuan and Hegu" three acupuncture points, saying that this can stop vomiting.
The vice-principal also called Teacher Yu to the office specifically for this purpose. The first sentence was: "We educators, the biggest taboo is towards female students in the class..."
My nose was so angry that she twisted it.
But I accidentally discovered that the squad leader is afraid of mice, and the color is only black. I don’t know what is scary about black mice compared to wild boars.
Do you think Teacher Yu is someone who has traveled through martial arts novels? Who among modern people knows where those three acupuncture points are
The monitor warned Xiong Yaoyue to stay away because the tennis ball was very elastic. After it killed the cockroach, the disgusting corpse of the cockroach bounced high from the wooden floor of the classroom and shot directly into Xiong Yaoyue's nose.
The squad leader stared at Cockroach and Xiong Yaoyue, who were running towards him one after another, with a bad look on his face.
It didn’t take long for the foreign class students to spread the rumor that “the female monitor of Class 2 (3) of junior high school hit the teacher with a tennis ball.” There were many versions. Some said it was because Teacher Yu was too cowardly, and even the monitor took the lead in bullying him; some said it was because The class monitor wanted to hit a classmate in the front row, but accidentally injured the teacher - no one mentioned cockroaches, because it was too difficult to hit a flying cockroach with a tennis ball, and they didn't believe it.
The monitor was so embarrassed that he hurried over and apologized to Teacher Yu:
"My dictionary!" the boy cried out in grief. The loudspeaker may have been interfered with and his shot missed. The dictionary failed to hit the cockroach's back, so the cockroach continued to march toward the back of the classroom.
Even though Teacher Yu was resigned, he couldn't help but deny it immediately: "I didn't do anything! My fault was that I entered the classroom at the wrong time! I couldn't eat for the next three days, and now when I see it on TV There is a tennis broadcast, and I feel sick!"
The vice-principal also called Teacher Yu to the office specifically for this purpose. The first sentence was: "We educators, the biggest taboo is towards female students in the class..."
Has the long-term psychological suggestion made you afraid of bugs? I was expecting to hear the monitor scream, but I wasn’t expecting to hear you scream at all! Will you have another reason to throw yourself into my arms in the future
Later I heard that Chen Yingran was busy treating two male students' knee scrapes in the infirmary. She ignored Teacher Yu who vomited the contents of his stomach and then kept retching, and just let him massage his "internal organs". "Guan, Guanyuan and Hegu" three acupuncture points, saying that this can stop vomiting.
Even though Teacher Yu was resigned, he couldn't help but deny it immediately: "I didn't do anything! My fault was that I entered the classroom at the wrong time! I couldn't eat for the next three days, and now when I see it on TV There is a tennis broadcast, and I feel sick!"
Do you think Teacher Yu is someone who has traveled through martial arts novels? Who among modern people knows where those three acupuncture points are
Xiaoqin took advantage of the chaos in the class and sat in my arms at some point. She closed her eyes tightly, hugged my neck and screamed:
The monitor warned Xiong Yaoyue to stay away because the tennis ball was very elastic. After it killed the cockroach, the disgusting corpse of the cockroach bounced high from the wooden floor of the classroom and shot directly into Xiong Yaoyue's nose.
As if to punish his mistake, the monitor threw away the two remaining tennis balls on the desk. Thanks to Xiaoqin, the people in the Rose Group were not allowed to approach the squad leader, otherwise the squad leader would not even have weapons to protect himself.
"The past was before, and now is now!" Xiaoqin's expression seemed to be really scared, "In girls' comics, there are often scenes where the heroine is frightened by insects and throws herself into the hero's arms..."
Suddenly I felt a weight on my legs.
I squirted as soon as I heard it. The taste of this fellow rat is so strange! Could it be that you knew beforehand that Shu Zhe would become a transvestite in the future, so you wanted to bite off this obstructive thing first to save Shu Zhe the cost of flying to Thailand for surgery
"Do you know?"
She seemed to have heard from TV news that gas leaks could cause explosions, so she went to the kitchen and smelled it to see if there was any smell of gas.
When I returned the dried book on the window sill to Xiong Yaoyue, I heard her chatting with the loudspeaker about the squad leader.
"My dictionary!" the boy cried out in grief. The loudspeaker may have been interfered with and his shot missed. The dictionary failed to hit the cockroach's back, so the cockroach continued to march toward the back of the classroom.
All the movements were done in one go, and the range of movements was carefully controlled to prevent herself from being exposed in the skirt. It was really watertight.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" Teacher Yu continued to vomit.
Astonishingly, the front door of the classroom was suddenly opened from the outside. The head teacher, Mr. Yu, happened to be passing by. Hearing that the classroom of Class 2 (3) was in a mess, he opened the door to see what was going on, with a puzzled look on his face. He happened to be blocking the final trajectory of the "dead cockroach ball".
The tennis ball looked very old. It was probably one of the items that the squad leader had collected for recycling. It smashed the cockroach until juice flowed out. This tennis ball could be considered to have completed its historical mission and could be retired honorably.
After listening to their discussion, I realized that it turned out that Big Speaker and the monitor were classmates in elementary school, but they were not in the same class. Even so, Big Speaker knew a lot of secrets about the monitor.
"No~ no!" Xiao Qin shook her head and said, "I learned how to be a girl from shoujo comics, and the first thing I learned was to be afraid of bugs! Especially the ones with carapace and many legs when turned over... God knows before. Why aren’t you afraid? Whether it’s a beetle or a centipede, I’m scared to death when I see it! It’s true!”
It didn’t take long for the foreign class students to spread the rumor that “the female monitor of Class 2 (3) of junior high school hit the teacher with a tennis ball.” There were many versions. Some said it was because Teacher Yu was too cowardly, and even the monitor took the lead in bullying him; some said it was because The class monitor wanted to hit a classmate in the front row, but accidentally injured the teacher - no one mentioned cockroaches, because it was too difficult to hit a flying cockroach with a tennis ball, and they didn't believe it.
"Do you know why the monitor is afraid of black mice?" the loudspeaker asked us enigmatically.
However, Xiaoqin's timing was really good. At this time, everyone's attention was on the cockroach, and no one noticed that Xiaoqin sat on my lap.
"Teacher Yu, I..."
"Why are you afraid of bugs? You used to be a bug terminator! None of the little boys in the entire courtyard are as good at catching bugs as you!"
"Do you know?"
All the movements were done in one go, and the range of movements was carefully controlled to prevent herself from being exposed in the skirt. It was really watertight.
I was curious how the monitor would react.
"Hehe, you sister Yuhong just knows! Do you want to hear it? If you want to hear it, just use pistachios in exchange!"
If the squad leader, who is very strong in many things, is scared by cockroaches and screams loudly, it will really be a scene that I will remember for a long time.
After listening to their discussion, I realized that it turned out that Big Speaker and the monitor were classmates in elementary school, but they were not in the same class. Even so, Big Speaker knew a lot of secrets about the monitor.
"So you just pretended to be afraid of bugs and jumped into my arms?"
"No~ no!" Xiao Qin shook her head and said, "I learned how to be a girl from shoujo comics, and the first thing I learned was to be afraid of bugs! Especially the ones with carapace and many legs when turned over... God knows before. Why aren’t you afraid? Whether it’s a beetle or a centipede, I’m scared to death when I see it! It’s true!”
"We've run out of pistachios," Xiong Yaoyue muttered, "Can we do figs?" She took out a small bag of figs from her desk.
The squad leader stared at Cockroach and Xiong Yaoyue, who were running towards him one after another, with a bad look on his face.
I squirted as soon as I heard it. The taste of this fellow rat is so strange! Could it be that you knew beforehand that Shu Zhe would become a transvestite in the future, so you wanted to bite off this obstructive thing first to save Shu Zhe the cost of flying to Thailand for surgery
My nose was so angry that she twisted it.
Fortunately, his sister came back in time, and Shu Zhe's penis was saved. It was only bitten with a small wound, and he later went to the hospital to get several vaccinations.
The time probably happened when Shu Zhe was 2 years old and Shu Sha was 3 and a half years old.
Even though Teacher Yu was resigned, he couldn't help but deny it immediately: "I didn't do anything! My fault was that I entered the classroom at the wrong time! I couldn't eat for the next three days, and now when I see it on TV There is a tennis broadcast, and I feel sick!"
Xiong Yaoyue said sincerely: "As long as you do whatever exercise I do, I guarantee you won't be fat."
Big Speaker took the fig over and curled his lips and said, "You are such a foodie. I even saw you eating pistachios during class, but not after class - why aren't you fat?"
The monitor was so embarrassed that he hurried over and apologized to Teacher Yu:
Is the monitor unexpectedly similar to ordinary girls in this regard? If you are afraid of mice, are you also afraid of cockroaches? She pretended to be calm and looked at Xiong Yaoyue (and the cockroach) who were getting closer and closer. Could it be that she was actually scared to death, and she was just being reserved with the majesty of the squad leader, so she didn't scream
Do you think Teacher Yu is someone who has traveled through martial arts novels? Who among modern people knows where those three acupuncture points are
"Get off my lap first, and I'll go pick up the bugs!"
"The past was before, and now is now!" Xiaoqin's expression seemed to be really scared, "In girls' comics, there are often scenes where the heroine is frightened by insects and throws herself into the hero's arms..."
"Hehe, you sister Yuhong just knows! Do you want to hear it? If you want to hear it, just use pistachios in exchange!"
All the movements were done in one go, and the range of movements was carefully controlled to prevent herself from being exposed in the skirt. It was really watertight.
Xiong Yaoyue said sincerely: "As long as you do whatever exercise I do, I guarantee you won't be fat."
If the squad leader, who is very strong in many things, is scared by cockroaches and screams loudly, it will really be a scene that I will remember for a long time.
"I'm going! We really attracted cockroaches!" Xiong Yaoyue's seat was in the second row behind the loudspeaker. She had a chance to intercept the cockroach and kill it with a kick, but because Xiong Yaoyue was concerned about the unfinished ice cream in her hand, As a result, he was not attentive enough and let the cockroach pass another level.
But I accidentally discovered that the squad leader is afraid of mice, and the color is only black. I don’t know what is scary about black mice compared to wild boars.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" Teacher Yu continued to vomit.
The tennis ball looked very old. It was probably one of the items that the squad leader had collected for recycling. It smashed the cockroach until juice flowed out. This tennis ball could be considered to have completed its historical mission and could be retired honorably.
"Don't let the bugs come over! I'm most afraid of bugs!"
If the squad leader, who is very strong in many things, is scared by cockroaches and screams loudly, it will really be a scene that I will remember for a long time.
"Then forget it," Big Speaker waved his hand, "I'll just keep getting fatter."
Astonishingly, the front door of the classroom was suddenly opened from the outside. The head teacher, Mr. Yu, happened to be passing by. Hearing that the classroom of Class 2 (3) was in a mess, he opened the door to see what was going on, with a puzzled look on his face. He happened to be blocking the final trajectory of the "dead cockroach ball".
Has the long-term psychological suggestion made you afraid of bugs? I was expecting to hear the monitor scream, but I wasn’t expecting to hear you scream at all! Will you have another reason to throw yourself into my arms in the future
In exchange for a bag of figs, the loudspeaker told us the story that the monitor and the black mouse had to tell.
As a result, within two minutes of going to the kitchen, she heard her brother crying from the bedroom. She ran back and took a look, and was shocked: there was a black mouse entrenched between her brother's legs and biting his penis. jj!
I was curious how the monitor would react.
I heard from Shu Zhe that the squad leader once shot and killed a wild boar that injured people under the guidance of the forest guard uncle. He had faced a very ferocious animal.
"Get off my lap first, and I'll go pick up the bugs!"
I didn't expect that Shu Zhe would occupy such a large space in the story.
My nose was so angry that she twisted it.
My nose was so angry that she twisted it.
The time probably happened when Shu Zhe was 2 years old and Shu Sha was 3 and a half years old.
"The past was before, and now is now!" Xiaoqin's expression seemed to be really scared, "In girls' comics, there are often scenes where the heroine is frightened by insects and throws herself into the hero's arms..."
It didn’t take long for the foreign class students to spread the rumor that “the female monitor of Class 2 (3) of junior high school hit the teacher with a tennis ball.” There were many versions. Some said it was because Teacher Yu was too cowardly, and even the monitor took the lead in bullying him; some said it was because The class monitor wanted to hit a classmate in the front row, but accidentally injured the teacher - no one mentioned cockroaches, because it was too difficult to hit a flying cockroach with a tennis ball, and they didn't believe it.
She seemed to have heard from TV news that gas leaks could cause explosions, so she went to the kitchen and smelled it to see if there was any smell of gas.
That day, their mother heard that the gas pipe downstairs was leaking, so she worriedly went out to check. Before leaving, she told Shusha, who was already more sensible, to take good care of her younger brother, who was taking a nap in bed wearing crotchless pants.
Later I heard that Chen Yingran was busy treating two male students' knee scrapes in the infirmary. She ignored Teacher Yu who vomited the contents of his stomach and then kept retching, and just let him massage his "internal organs". "Guan, Guanyuan and Hegu" three acupuncture points, saying that this can stop vomiting.
Suddenly I felt a weight on my legs.
Because her brother slept soundly and honestly, Shusha looked at her brother for a while and then went to the kitchen.
That day, their mother heard that the gas pipe downstairs was leaking, so she worriedly went out to check. Before leaving, she told Shusha, who was already more sensible, to take good care of her younger brother, who was taking a nap in bed wearing crotchless pants.
"Hehe, you sister Yuhong just knows! Do you want to hear it? If you want to hear it, just use pistachios in exchange!"
However, Xiaoqin's timing was really good. At this time, everyone's attention was on the cockroach, and no one noticed that Xiaoqin sat on my lap.
Because her brother slept soundly and honestly, Shusha looked at her brother for a while and then went to the kitchen.
The monitor warned Xiong Yaoyue to stay away because the tennis ball was very elastic. After it killed the cockroach, the disgusting corpse of the cockroach bounced high from the wooden floor of the classroom and shot directly into Xiong Yaoyue's nose.
It didn’t take long for the foreign class students to spread the rumor that “the female monitor of Class 2 (3) of junior high school hit the teacher with a tennis ball.” There were many versions. Some said it was because Teacher Yu was too cowardly, and even the monitor took the lead in bullying him; some said it was because The class monitor wanted to hit a classmate in the front row, but accidentally injured the teacher - no one mentioned cockroaches, because it was too difficult to hit a flying cockroach with a tennis ball, and they didn't believe it.
It feels so disgusting to me! The tennis ball hit Teacher Yu's mouth without any deviation! The corpse of the cockroach came into close contact with Teacher Yu’s lips! Teacher Yu was not seriously injured at first, but he bent down to pick up the thing that hit him and looked at it, and he immediately vomited! It's probably worse than Aunt Ren's morning sickness!
So I continued to look forward to it with such evil intentions, and did not run over to help.
Because her brother slept soundly and honestly, Shusha looked at her brother for a while and then went to the kitchen.
The time probably happened when Shu Zhe was 2 years old and Shu Sha was 3 and a half years old.
She seemed to have heard from TV news that gas leaks could cause explosions, so she went to the kitchen and smelled it to see if there was any smell of gas.
Xiaoqin, who was trembling in my arms, didn't seem to be lying.
The tennis ball that was originally intended to be used against the Three Roses hit the fleeing cockroach at supersonic speed, ending its meager life in an instant.
Fortunately, his sister came back in time, and Shu Zhe's penis was saved. It was only bitten with a small wound, and he later went to the hospital to get several vaccinations.
Has the long-term psychological suggestion made you afraid of bugs? I was expecting to hear the monitor scream, but I wasn’t expecting to hear you scream at all! Will you have another reason to throw yourself into my arms in the future
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" Teacher Yu continued to vomit.
The whole class suddenly became silent. They didn't dare to laugh even if they wanted to, and all their eyes were focused on the monitor who was throwing the tennis ball.
As a result, within two minutes of going to the kitchen, she heard her brother crying from the bedroom. She ran back and took a look, and was shocked: there was a black mouse entrenched between her brother's legs and biting his penis. jj!
Xiaoqin, who was trembling in my arms, didn't seem to be lying.
As a result, within two minutes of going to the kitchen, she heard her brother crying from the bedroom. She ran back and took a look, and was shocked: there was a black mouse entrenched between her brother's legs and biting his penis. jj!
But I accidentally discovered that the squad leader is afraid of mice, and the color is only black. I don’t know what is scary about black mice compared to wild boars.
"Holy shit!" Xiong Yaoyue hurriedly lay down on the seat next to her, dodging the "dead cockroach ball" at the critical moment. The boy sitting in that position was like me, waiting to hear the squad leader's scream with a wretched face. At that moment, he was stabbed in his trouser pocket by the ice cream in Xiong Yaoyue's hand. The cold and painful feeling made him scream in agony.
Do you think Teacher Yu is someone who has traveled through martial arts novels? Who among modern people knows where those three acupuncture points are
I squirted as soon as I heard it. The taste of this fellow rat is so strange! Could it be that you knew beforehand that Shu Zhe would become a transvestite in the future, so you wanted to bite off this obstructive thing first to save Shu Zhe the cost of flying to Thailand for surgery
When I returned the dried book on the window sill to Xiong Yaoyue, I heard her chatting with the loudspeaker about the squad leader.
"Teacher Yu, I..."
"Ugh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,"
"My dictionary!" the boy cried out in grief. The loudspeaker may have been interfered with and his shot missed. The dictionary failed to hit the cockroach's back, so the cockroach continued to march toward the back of the classroom.
The squad leader's orbit calculation was extremely accurate. After the tennis ball hit the cockroach and bounced back, except for shocking Xiong Yaoyue, it never hit anyone on the way. At this time, it had already passed the highest point of the parabola, and it was about to It will land near the front door of the classroom, bringing this matter to a perfect end.
"The past was before, and now is now!" Xiaoqin's expression seemed to be really scared, "In girls' comics, there are often scenes where the heroine is frightened by insects and throws herself into the hero's arms..."
Fortunately, his sister came back in time, and Shu Zhe's penis was saved. It was only bitten with a small wound, and he later went to the hospital to get several vaccinations.
Fortunately, his sister came back in time, and Shu Zhe's penis was saved. It was only bitten with a small wound, and he later went to the hospital to get several vaccinations.
The monitor was so embarrassed that he hurried over and apologized to Teacher Yu:
"My dictionary!" the boy cried out in grief. The loudspeaker may have been interfered with and his shot missed. The dictionary failed to hit the cockroach's back, so the cockroach continued to march toward the back of the classroom.
However, after this incident, the young Shusha blamed her brother's misfortune on her own negligence. From then on, she took more care of her brother, gradually reaching the level of doting on her brother. From then on, she also had a psychological shadow towards the black mouse, feeling that it was... A symbol of one's own dereliction of duty.
She seemed to have heard from TV news that gas leaks could cause explosions, so she went to the kitchen and smelled it to see if there was any smell of gas.
The time probably happened when Shu Zhe was 2 years old and Shu Sha was 3 and a half years old.
I was curious how the monitor would react.
"Don't let the bugs come over! I'm most afraid of bugs!"
"Wait! I have to trample you to death!" Xiong Yaoyue chased after her from behind, not forgetting to protect the half-eaten ice cream in her hand.
Do you think Teacher Yu is someone who has traveled through martial arts novels? Who among modern people knows where those three acupuncture points are
"We've run out of pistachios," Xiong Yaoyue muttered, "Can we do figs?" She took out a small bag of figs from her desk.
Astonishingly, the front door of the classroom was suddenly opened from the outside. The head teacher, Mr. Yu, happened to be passing by. Hearing that the classroom of Class 2 (3) was in a mess, he opened the door to see what was going on, with a puzzled look on his face. He happened to be blocking the final trajectory of the "dead cockroach ball".