"Even Thailand can lose? 1:5? The Chinese men's football team will fuck your grandma!"
"Is that your girlfriend?" the cashier asked in a tone like checking her household registration.
"Oh, you young people! There is a drugstore across the street. How far can you walk to buy a TT?"
"Spending a lot of money to raise these grandsons is useless! The North Korean team can play better than you! If I were the president of the country, I would let you all go to Shanxi to dig coal! I would ask you to go to bars, take drugs and find girls... I don't believe in China There are 1.3 billion people, and not even 11 of them can play football!"
"Little girl, the world is dangerous now, you need to be more cautious!"
The cashier was shocked: "Her mother didn't know, how did you know? Could it be that you and your mother-in-law..."
"Is that your girlfriend?" the cashier asked in a tone like checking her household registration.
"… dreaming."
Xiaoqin persuaded me: "Now we go to the shoemaker uncle to buy a bug. He won't pay attention to us. Why don't we go upstairs to have dinner together before mom comes home? After the meal, you can eat me..."
When Xiaoqin and I went to the vegetable market downstairs of her house, we heard such roars coming from the shoe repair shop in the distance.
None of the two wishes have come true now! Although there are some signs of my father’s remarriage now, as a son, I am also trying my best to bring my father and Aunt Ren together, but there is nothing I can do about the national football team. Grandpa, please don’t blame your grandson in the spirit of heaven. If you really can’t do it, I will give it to you. Burn the women's football tapes!
The sliding door of the shoe repair shop was closed. There was a professional woman wearing high heels who was planning to come to have her shoes repaired. However, after hearing the loud swearing inside, she didn't dare to knock on the door and walked away.
Xiaoqin suddenly lowered her head. I thought I had accidentally hurt her heart, but when I looked carefully, she looked shy and blushing.
"Classmate Ye Lin, my uncle will only sell bugs to people introduced by me," Xiao Qin said cautiously, "But he is in a bad mood every time the Chinese team loses. I'm afraid today..."
I don’t know if the price is a scam or for some reason, but there were not many people in the convenience store at this time. The lady at the checkout didn’t say anything when she scanned the two cans. When it came time to add folic acid supplements, she frowned and looked at me. , looked behind me again, and was attracted by a bag of snacks on the shelf, Xiao Qin, who looked not too smart.
I quickly denied it: "How is this possible! In fact, it's my boss..."
"Oh, you young people! There is a drugstore across the street. How far can you walk to buy a TT?"
Xiaoqin suddenly lowered her head. I thought I had accidentally hurt her heart, but when I looked carefully, she looked shy and blushing.
"That's not true. I heard that the shoemaker's father had just returned from the hospital after suffering a myocardial infarction. He went to watch a World Cup budget match of the national football team, and then... he was so angry that he died."
As a nominally reclusive person, Uncle Shoemaker's scolding of the men's football team is indeed a bit too public.
I carried this bag of things and took Xiaoqin to Tan Meat Restaurant for a little dinner. Then I gave the things to Xiaoqin and asked her to take them home to Aunt Ren to eat. I asked her to say that she bought them by herself and not to mention mine. name.
I carried this bag of things and took Xiaoqin to Tan Meat Restaurant for a little dinner. Then I gave the things to Xiaoqin and asked her to take them home to Aunt Ren to eat. I asked her to say that she bought them by herself and not to mention mine. name.
After taking the change, I gave the aunt a hard look and left the convenience supermarket with Xiaoqin.
"No, no," I waved my hand, thinking that since the cashier lady was not familiar with Xiao Qin, she might not know Aunt Ren either, so I told her: "The one who is pregnant is not my girlfriend, but my girlfriend's mother. It’s just that her mother doesn’t know yet…”
"You want to rush out of Asia and go to the world!? I will never see the Chinese men's football team enter the second round of the World Cup in this life! What about realizing the Chinese dream? Realizing the bullshit Chinese dream! You guys know the stinky feet of sleepwalking !My father died at your feet in vain!"
Damn it, you, the cashier aunt, are too nosy! No wonder there are so few customers coming to buy things from you! What, you thought the folic acid I bought was for Xiaoqin? Do you think she is pregnant with my child at such a young age and I am planning to let her give birth to it!
"Ah?" I was shocked and couldn't help but ask Xiaoqin: "Did Uncle Shoemaker's father look at the men's football team members too much while eating in the restaurant, and was kicked to death by them?"
The cashier was shocked: "Her mother didn't know, how did you know? Could it be that you and your mother-in-law..."
I handed the snacks to the cashier aunt. The cashier aunt didn’t know what she was thinking, but she suddenly said:
"Ah?" I was shocked and couldn't help but ask Xiaoqin: "Did Uncle Shoemaker's father look at the men's football team members too much while eating in the restaurant, and was kicked to death by them?"
There was a pitiful look in his eyes like Bambi.
If I heard correctly, Xiaoqin seemed to swallow her saliva.
I've turned into a dog and there's a happy ending? Are you going to... want to play with me as a human|animal? And why a dachshund! ? I would rather become a husky, someone like Obama, than a short-legged dachshund! Do even aliens want to laugh at my short legs
"That's not true. I heard that the shoemaker's father had just returned from the hospital after suffering a myocardial infarction. He went to watch a World Cup budget match of the national football team, and then... he was so angry that he died."
When Xiaoqin and I went to the vegetable market downstairs of her house, we heard such roars coming from the shoe repair shop in the distance.
Xiaoqin persuaded me: "Now we go to the shoemaker uncle to buy a bug. He won't pay attention to us. Why don't we go upstairs to have dinner together before mom comes home? After the meal, you can eat me..."
The cashier aunt snorted, "I'm afraid the relationship is so good that you will be jealous!"
"That's not true. I heard that the shoemaker's father had just returned from the hospital after suffering a myocardial infarction. He went to watch a World Cup budget match of the national football team, and then... he was so angry that he died."
I don’t know if the price is a scam or for some reason, but there were not many people in the convenience store at this time. The lady at the checkout didn’t say anything when she scanned the two cans. When it came time to add folic acid supplements, she frowned and looked at me. , looked behind me again, and was attracted by a bag of snacks on the shelf, Xiao Qin, who looked not too smart.
No need! If I just want to be happy for a while, how can I achieve the goal of Chinese football entering the World Cup... No, it is my goal of getting my dad remarried! Now Aunt Ren's body comes first! She must not let anything happen to the child in her belly! This is a very critical, very critical mission prop!
The cashier's eyes were full of suspicion. She might have thought that her mother-in-law was pregnant, so why didn't her father-in-law buy the supplements himself and let her prospective son-in-law do it for her? He also said that his mother-in-law did not know about her pregnancy, and there were many doubts. She probably just regretted that she was not Conan and could not thoroughly investigate the truth.
"Oh, you young people! There is a drugstore across the street. How far can you walk to buy a TT?"
Holy shit, you really need to be careful when watching football, cherish your life, and stay away from the national football team. I remember that before my grandfather passed away, he grabbed my dad's hand and told him that he had two wishes. One was that he would remarry as soon as possible, and the other was that if the national football team reached the top 16 of the World Cup one day, the game video would be burned. give him.
"There is still a certain chance when I dream that I am a boy and classmate Ye Lin is a girl... The plot is usually quite embarrassing. I... I am really embarrassed to say it!"
None of the two wishes have come true now! Although there are some signs of my father’s remarriage now, as a son, I am also trying my best to bring my father and Aunt Ren together, but there is nothing I can do about the national football team. Grandpa, please don’t blame your grandson in the spirit of heaven. If you really can’t do it, I will give it to you. Burn the women's football tapes!
Xiaoqin persuaded me: "Now we go to the shoemaker uncle to buy a bug. He won't pay attention to us. Why don't we go upstairs to have dinner together before mom comes home? After the meal, you can eat me..."
"Um, classmate Ye Lin, you need a bug. Who do you want to bug?" Xiaoqin said worriedly, "It's against the law to bug others..."
None of the two wishes have come true now! Although there are some signs of my father’s remarriage now, as a son, I am also trying my best to bring my father and Aunt Ren together, but there is nothing I can do about the national football team. Grandpa, please don’t blame your grandson in the spirit of heaven. If you really can’t do it, I will give it to you. Burn the women's football tapes!
The cashier aunt snorted, "I'm afraid the relationship is so good that you will be jealous!"
"Even Thailand can lose? 1:5? The Chinese men's football team will fuck your grandma!"
I carried this bag of things and took Xiaoqin to Tan Meat Restaurant for a little dinner. Then I gave the things to Xiaoqin and asked her to take them home to Aunt Ren to eat. I asked her to say that she bought them by herself and not to mention mine. name.
When Xiaoqin and I went to the vegetable market downstairs of her house, we heard such roars coming from the shoe repair shop in the distance.
"That's not true. I heard that the shoemaker's father had just returned from the hospital after suffering a myocardial infarction. He went to watch a World Cup budget match of the national football team, and then... he was so angry that he died."
"Um, classmate Ye Lin, you need a bug. Who do you want to bug?" Xiaoqin said worriedly, "It's against the law to bug others..."
None of the two wishes have come true now! Although there are some signs of my father’s remarriage now, as a son, I am also trying my best to bring my father and Aunt Ren together, but there is nothing I can do about the national football team. Grandpa, please don’t blame your grandson in the spirit of heaven. If you really can’t do it, I will give it to you. Burn the women's football tapes!
"That's not true. I heard that the shoemaker's father had just returned from the hospital after suffering a myocardial infarction. He went to watch a World Cup budget match of the national football team, and then... he was so angry that he died."
"Actually, I have been married to classmate Ye Lin 100 times in my dreams. Sometimes I have another dream in my dream. I dream that I am not actually married to classmate Ye Lin, and I wake up crying..."
"What!? Since when did I allow you to eavesdrop on me?"
Damn it, you, the cashier aunt, are too nosy! No wonder there are so few customers coming to buy things from you! What, you thought the folic acid I bought was for Xiaoqin? Do you think she is pregnant with my child at such a young age and I am planning to let her give birth to it!
Damn, you subconsciously want to take revenge on me! The male part of your subconscious holds a grudge because I pinched your breasts yesterday, so it pinched mine in your dream! (Although I don’t have it) I’m not allowed to have sex anymore. I’m a woman’s dream! I have grown so disabled that even if I had a pair of breasts like Gong Caicai, I still wouldn't be able to get married!
You are the only one who is not qualified to say such things! The person who eavesdrops on me happily is you, isn't it? Not only did you hear the daily conversations between me and my dad, but you also heard the story about Amy being my sister!
"Um, classmate Ye Lin, you need a bug. Who do you want to bug?" Xiaoqin said worriedly, "It's against the law to bug others..."
Damn you, this aunt is too nosy! No wonder no one comes here to buy anything! If it weren't for Xiaoqin, I wouldn't have just let it go!
Xiaoqin didn't understand what the other party meant. She hugged my arm as if showing affection and said with a smile:
Xiaoqin clenched a small fist in front of her chest and said confidently:
Xiaoqin didn't know what was going on and followed me with doubtful eyes.
Xiaoqin persuaded me: "Now we go to the shoemaker uncle to buy a bug. He won't pay attention to us. Why don't we go upstairs to have dinner together before mom comes home? After the meal, you can eat me..."
"When I dreamed that classmate Ye Lin was a girl, your face was the same delicate face as before. The most annoying thing is that the feminine classmate Ye Lin's breasts are often bigger than mine..."
"I dreamed about classmate Ye Lin like that again last night. When I saw the pair of breasts that were almost as big as Gong Caicai's, I became so angry that I grabbed them with both hands and squeezed them hard. Ye Lin's face was filled with embarrassment. The anxious expression is so cute... "
"Well, I won't go up today," I said. "As long as I mention your name, the shoemaker will sell me the bug?"
"Classmate Ye Lin treats me very well! We will definitely get married in the future!"
A dream within a dream, Inception! ? Don't like me so exaggeratedly, okay
"It is not illegal for me to eavesdrop on classmate Ye Lin! Because this matter was done with classmate Ye Lin's permission!"
A dream within a dream, Inception! ? Don't like me so exaggeratedly, okay
"It is not illegal for me to eavesdrop on classmate Ye Lin! Because this matter was done with classmate Ye Lin's permission!"
Xiaoqin clenched a small fist in front of her chest and said confidently:
The sliding door of the shoe repair shop was closed. There was a professional woman wearing high heels who was planning to come to have her shoes repaired. However, after hearing the loud swearing inside, she didn't dare to knock on the door and walked away.
"What!? Since when did I allow you to eavesdrop on me?"
At this time, Xiaoqin came over with the bag of 3 yuan snacks and asked me carefully:
"Well, I won't go up today," I said. "As long as I mention your name, the shoemaker will sell me the bug?"
"Classmate Ye Lin, can you buy this for me to eat?"
A dream within a dream, Inception! ? Don't like me so exaggeratedly, okay
"… dreaming."
The sliding door of the shoe repair shop was closed. There was a professional woman wearing high heels who was planning to come to have her shoes repaired. However, after hearing the loud swearing inside, she didn't dare to knock on the door and walked away.
"Little girl, the world is dangerous now, you need to be more cautious!"
"Classmate Ye Lin, my uncle will only sell bugs to people introduced by me," Xiao Qin said cautiously, "But he is in a bad mood every time the Chinese team loses. I'm afraid today..."
"… dreaming."
Xiaoqin suddenly lowered her head. I thought I had accidentally hurt her heart, but when I looked carefully, she looked shy and blushing.
The sliding door of the shoe repair shop was closed. There was a professional woman wearing high heels who was planning to come to have her shoes repaired. However, after hearing the loud swearing inside, she didn't dare to knock on the door and walked away.
So I didn’t agree to Xiaoqin’s request to go upstairs to eat together (and to eat her). Instead, I took her to a convenience supermarket. I paid the bill and bought canned hawthorns, canned oranges, and a folic acid supplement. A nutritional supplement that contains iron and zinc supplements (although the description states that it is beneficial to pregnant women, the product name does not limit it to be only for pregnant women).
No need! If I just want to be happy for a while, how can I achieve the goal of Chinese football entering the World Cup... No, it is my goal of getting my dad remarried! Now Aunt Ren's body comes first! She must not let anything happen to the child in her belly! This is a very critical, very critical mission prop!
Damn, you subconsciously want to take revenge on me! The male part of your subconscious holds a grudge because I pinched your breasts yesterday, so it pinched mine in your dream! (Although I don’t have it) I’m not allowed to have sex anymore. I’m a woman’s dream! I have grown so disabled that even if I had a pair of breasts like Gong Caicai, I still wouldn't be able to get married!
"Then please marry me in your dream! Don't cause trouble to me again!"
This premise alone is already embarrassing! What is that "certain probability"! Subconsciously, you still can’t fix your gender as female!
Xiaoqin didn't know what was going on and followed me with doubtful eyes.
I don’t know if the price is a scam or for some reason, but there were not many people in the convenience store at this time. The lady at the checkout didn’t say anything when she scanned the two cans. When it came time to add folic acid supplements, she frowned and looked at me. , looked behind me again, and was attracted by a bag of snacks on the shelf, Xiao Qin, who looked not too smart.
Damn you, this aunt is too nosy! No wonder no one comes here to buy anything! If it weren't for Xiaoqin, I wouldn't have just let it go!
"Even Thailand can lose? 1:5? The Chinese men's football team will fuck your grandma!"
"Then please marry me in your dream! Don't cause trouble to me again!"
"Then please marry me in your dream! Don't cause trouble to me again!"
Xiaoqin suddenly lowered her head. I thought I had accidentally hurt her heart, but when I looked carefully, she looked shy and blushing.
"Bad, almost! Uncle Shoemaker may ask a few questions about me to test you, but it's not difficult at all for classmate Ye Lin! - You really don't want to come to my house to sleep for a while... No, just sit for a while?"
"What?"
None of the two wishes have come true now! Although there are some signs of my father’s remarriage now, as a son, I am also trying my best to bring my father and Aunt Ren together, but there is nothing I can do about the national football team. Grandpa, please don’t blame your grandson in the spirit of heaven. If you really can’t do it, I will give it to you. Burn the women's football tapes!
Damn it, you, the cashier aunt, are too nosy! No wonder there are so few customers coming to buy things from you! What, you thought the folic acid I bought was for Xiaoqin? Do you think she is pregnant with my child at such a young age and I am planning to let her give birth to it!
Xiaoqin persuaded me: "Now we go to the shoemaker uncle to buy a bug. He won't pay attention to us. Why don't we go upstairs to have dinner together before mom comes home? After the meal, you can eat me..."
When I went to the checkout counter to pay the bill, the cashier didn't seem to be very familiar with Xiaoqin. Although Xiaoqin's family lived here, she probably didn't come here to shop much.
"Actually, I have been married to classmate Ye Lin 100 times in my dreams. Sometimes I have another dream in my dream. I dream that I am not actually married to classmate Ye Lin, and I wake up crying..."
The cashier's eyes were full of suspicion. She might have thought that her mother-in-law was pregnant, so why didn't her father-in-law buy the supplements himself and let her prospective son-in-law do it for her? He also said that his mother-in-law did not know about her pregnancy, and there were many doubts. She probably just regretted that she was not Conan and could not thoroughly investigate the truth.
Damn you, this aunt is too nosy! No wonder no one comes here to buy anything! If it weren't for Xiaoqin, I wouldn't have just let it go!
"Although mom doesn't agree now, but... she will definitely agree in the future! Classmate Ye Lin specially buys things that mom likes to eat just to please her and build a good relationship with her!"
"Little girl, the world is dangerous now, you need to be more cautious!"
I handed the snacks to the cashier aunt. The cashier aunt didn’t know what she was thinking, but she suddenly said:
So I didn’t agree to Xiaoqin’s request to go upstairs to eat together (and to eat her). Instead, I took her to a convenience supermarket. I paid the bill and bought canned hawthorns, canned oranges, and a folic acid supplement. A nutritional supplement that contains iron and zinc supplements (although the description states that it is beneficial to pregnant women, the product name does not limit it to be only for pregnant women).
I don’t know if the price is a scam or for some reason, but there were not many people in the convenience store at this time. The lady at the checkout didn’t say anything when she scanned the two cans. When it came time to add folic acid supplements, she frowned and looked at me. , looked behind me again, and was attracted by a bag of snacks on the shelf, Xiao Qin, who looked not too smart.
"Classmate Ye Lin treats me very well! We will definitely get married in the future!"
A dream within a dream, Inception! ? Don't like me so exaggeratedly, okay
You are the only one who is not qualified to say such things! The person who eavesdrops on me happily is you, isn't it? Not only did you hear the daily conversations between me and my dad, but you also heard the story about Amy being my sister!
I don’t know if the price is a scam or for some reason, but there were not many people in the convenience store at this time. The lady at the checkout didn’t say anything when she scanned the two cans. When it came time to add folic acid supplements, she frowned and looked at me. , looked behind me again, and was attracted by a bag of snacks on the shelf, Xiao Qin, who looked not too smart.
"I also dreamed that classmate Ye Lin was turned into a short-legged dachshund by aliens, but that dream finally had a happy ending... "
I don’t want to play so thrillingly! Walking a tightrope when Aunt Ren will come back at any time, I will also suffer a myocardial infarction like the shoemaker's father! Besides, I want to fulfill my grandfather’s last wish! Although I will probably never see the national football team reach the top 16 of the World Cup in my lifetime, there is still hope for my dad to remarry! I don’t want my aunt to be so angry that she gets bad!
You are the only one who is not qualified to say such things! The person who eavesdrops on me happily is you, isn't it? Not only did you hear the daily conversations between me and my dad, but you also heard the story about Amy being my sister!
"That's not true. I heard that the shoemaker's father had just returned from the hospital after suffering a myocardial infarction. He went to watch a World Cup budget match of the national football team, and then... he was so angry that he died."
As a nominally reclusive person, Uncle Shoemaker's scolding of the men's football team is indeed a bit too public.
"Classmate Ye Lin, can you buy this for me to eat?"
This premise alone is already embarrassing! What is that "certain probability"! Subconsciously, you still can’t fix your gender as female!
Xiaoqin suddenly lowered her head. I thought I had accidentally hurt her heart, but when I looked carefully, she looked shy and blushing.
"Well, I won't go up today," I said. "As long as I mention your name, the shoemaker will sell me the bug?"
I've turned into a dog and there's a happy ending? Are you going to... want to play with me as a human|animal? And why a dachshund! ? I would rather become a husky, someone like Obama, than a short-legged dachshund! Do even aliens want to laugh at my short legs
The cashier aunt hummed as if she was talking to herself: "The world is dangerous... People nowadays dare to do anything..."
You are the only one who is not qualified to say such things! The person who eavesdrops on me happily is you, isn't it? Not only did you hear the daily conversations between me and my dad, but you also heard the story about Amy being my sister!
"There is still a certain chance when I dream that I am a boy and classmate Ye Lin is a girl... The plot is usually quite embarrassing. I... I am really embarrassed to say it!"
"Why! Mom won't be unhappy if she knows that classmate Ye Lin is buying something for her! And won't classmate Ye Lin go upstairs with me?"
Xiaoqin didn't understand what the other party meant. She hugged my arm as if showing affection and said with a smile:
"What!? Since when did I allow you to eavesdrop on me?"
Holy shit, you really need to be careful when watching football, cherish your life, and stay away from the national football team. I remember that before my grandfather passed away, he grabbed my dad's hand and told him that he had two wishes. One was that he would remarry as soon as possible, and the other was that if the national football team reached the top 16 of the World Cup one day, the game video would be burned. give him.
As a nominally reclusive person, Uncle Shoemaker's scolding of the men's football team is indeed a bit too public.
There was a pitiful look in his eyes like Bambi.
"What?"
This premise alone is already embarrassing! What is that "certain probability"! Subconsciously, you still can’t fix your gender as female!
Holy shit, you really need to be careful when watching football, cherish your life, and stay away from the national football team. I remember that before my grandfather passed away, he grabbed my dad's hand and told him that he had two wishes. One was that he would remarry as soon as possible, and the other was that if the national football team reached the top 16 of the World Cup one day, the game video would be burned. give him.
I carried this bag of things and took Xiaoqin to Tan Meat Restaurant for a little dinner. Then I gave the things to Xiaoqin and asked her to take them home to Aunt Ren to eat. I asked her to say that she bought them by herself and not to mention mine. name.
The cashier lady suddenly lowered her voice and asked me seriously: "Aren't you going to cancel it?"
I've turned into a dog and there's a happy ending? Are you going to... want to play with me as a human|animal? And why a dachshund! ? I would rather become a husky, someone like Obama, than a short-legged dachshund! Do even aliens want to laugh at my short legs
"What?"
Damn, you subconsciously want to take revenge on me! The male part of your subconscious holds a grudge because I pinched your breasts yesterday, so it pinched mine in your dream! (Although I don’t have it) I’m not allowed to have sex anymore. I’m a woman’s dream! I have grown so disabled that even if I had a pair of breasts like Gong Caicai, I still wouldn't be able to get married!
I handed the snacks to the cashier aunt. The cashier aunt didn’t know what she was thinking, but she suddenly said:
"Ah?" I was shocked and couldn't help but ask Xiaoqin: "Did Uncle Shoemaker's father look at the men's football team members too much while eating in the restaurant, and was kicked to death by them?"
"When I dreamed that classmate Ye Lin was a girl, your face was the same delicate face as before. The most annoying thing is that the feminine classmate Ye Lin's breasts are often bigger than mine..."
"Classmate Ye Lin treats me very well! We will definitely get married in the future!"
"Oh, you young people! There is a drugstore across the street. How far can you walk to buy a TT?"
"Classmate Ye Lin treats me very well! We will definitely get married in the future!"
Aren’t you embarrassed to talk about the plot? Who has bigger breasts than you? These are my chest muscles! Do you understand breast muscles
I handed the snacks to the cashier aunt. The cashier aunt didn’t know what she was thinking, but she suddenly said:
I quickly denied it: "How is this possible! In fact, it's my boss..."
"Spending a lot of money to raise these grandsons is useless! The North Korean team can play better than you! If I were the president of the country, I would let you all go to Shanxi to dig coal! I would ask you to go to bars, take drugs and find girls... I don't believe in China There are 1.3 billion people, and not even 11 of them can play football!"
None of the two wishes have come true now! Although there are some signs of my father’s remarriage now, as a son, I am also trying my best to bring my father and Aunt Ren together, but there is nothing I can do about the national football team. Grandpa, please don’t blame your grandson in the spirit of heaven. If you really can’t do it, I will give it to you. Burn the women's football tapes!
"Really?" The cashier looked disbelieving, "I hope your mother won't get in the way!"
"I dreamed about classmate Ye Lin like that again last night. When I saw the pair of breasts that were almost as big as Gong Caicai's, I became so angry that I grabbed them with both hands and squeezed them hard. Ye Lin's face was filled with embarrassment. The anxious expression is so cute... "
The cashier aunt snorted, "I'm afraid the relationship is so good that you will be jealous!"
"Classmate Ye Lin, can you buy this for me to eat?"
The cashier aunt hummed as if she was talking to herself: "The world is dangerous... People nowadays dare to do anything..."
"Um, classmate Ye Lin, you need a bug. Who do you want to bug?" Xiaoqin said worriedly, "It's against the law to bug others..."
"Classmate Ye Lin, can you buy this for me to eat?"
"When I dreamed that classmate Ye Lin was a girl, your face was the same delicate face as before. The most annoying thing is that the feminine classmate Ye Lin's breasts are often bigger than mine..."
"Is that your girlfriend?" the cashier asked in a tone like checking her household registration.
This premise alone is already embarrassing! What is that "certain probability"! Subconsciously, you still can’t fix your gender as female!
If I heard correctly, Xiaoqin seemed to swallow her saliva.
This sentence seemed to hit Xiaoqin's heart. Xiaoqin pouted and said:
"Actually, I have been married to classmate Ye Lin 100 times in my dreams. Sometimes I have another dream in my dream. I dream that I am not actually married to classmate Ye Lin, and I wake up crying..."
Aren’t you embarrassed to talk about the plot? Who has bigger breasts than you? These are my chest muscles! Do you understand breast muscles
"When I dreamed that classmate Ye Lin was a girl, your face was the same delicate face as before. The most annoying thing is that the feminine classmate Ye Lin's breasts are often bigger than mine..."
Damn, you subconsciously want to take revenge on me! The male part of your subconscious holds a grudge because I pinched your breasts yesterday, so it pinched mine in your dream! (Although I don’t have it) I’m not allowed to have sex anymore. I’m a woman’s dream! I have grown so disabled that even if I had a pair of breasts like Gong Caicai, I still wouldn't be able to get married!
I quickly denied it: "How is this possible! In fact, it's my boss..."
I carried this bag of things and took Xiaoqin to Tan Meat Restaurant for a little dinner. Then I gave the things to Xiaoqin and asked her to take them home to Aunt Ren to eat. I asked her to say that she bought them by herself and not to mention mine. name.
Damn you, this aunt is too nosy! No wonder no one comes here to buy anything! If it weren't for Xiaoqin, I wouldn't have just let it go!
"Well, I won't go up today," I said. "As long as I mention your name, the shoemaker will sell me the bug?"
The shoemaker uncle continued to smash things in the shoe repair shop.
"Ah?" I was shocked and couldn't help but ask Xiaoqin: "Did Uncle Shoemaker's father look at the men's football team members too much while eating in the restaurant, and was kicked to death by them?"
None of the two wishes have come true now! Although there are some signs of my father’s remarriage now, as a son, I am also trying my best to bring my father and Aunt Ren together, but there is nothing I can do about the national football team. Grandpa, please don’t blame your grandson in the spirit of heaven. If you really can’t do it, I will give it to you. Burn the women's football tapes!
"Spending a lot of money to raise these grandsons is useless! The North Korean team can play better than you! If I were the president of the country, I would let you all go to Shanxi to dig coal! I would ask you to go to bars, take drugs and find girls... I don't believe in China There are 1.3 billion people, and not even 11 of them can play football!"
"Ah?" I was shocked and couldn't help but ask Xiaoqin: "Did Uncle Shoemaker's father look at the men's football team members too much while eating in the restaurant, and was kicked to death by them?"
Xiaoqin clenched a small fist in front of her chest and said confidently:
"Is that your girlfriend?" the cashier asked in a tone like checking her household registration.
None of the two wishes have come true now! Although there are some signs of my father’s remarriage now, as a son, I am also trying my best to bring my father and Aunt Ren together, but there is nothing I can do about the national football team. Grandpa, please don’t blame your grandson in the spirit of heaven. If you really can’t do it, I will give it to you. Burn the women's football tapes!
The cashier lady suddenly lowered her voice and asked me seriously: "Aren't you going to cancel it?"
The sliding door of the shoe repair shop was closed. There was a professional woman wearing high heels who was planning to come to have her shoes repaired. However, after hearing the loud swearing inside, she didn't dare to knock on the door and walked away.
"Little girl, the world is dangerous now, you need to be more cautious!"
You are the only one who is not qualified to say such things! The person who eavesdrops on me happily is you, isn't it? Not only did you hear the daily conversations between me and my dad, but you also heard the story about Amy being my sister!
"Um, classmate Ye Lin, you need a bug. Who do you want to bug?" Xiaoqin said worriedly, "It's against the law to bug others..."
"That's not true. I heard that the shoemaker's father had just returned from the hospital after suffering a myocardial infarction. He went to watch a World Cup budget match of the national football team, and then... he was so angry that he died."
"Even Thailand can lose? 1:5? The Chinese men's football team will fuck your grandma!"
Xiaoqin persuaded me: "Now we go to the shoemaker uncle to buy a bug. He won't pay attention to us. Why don't we go upstairs to have dinner together before mom comes home? After the meal, you can eat me..."
"Little girl, the world is dangerous now, you need to be more cautious!"
The cashier was shocked: "Her mother didn't know, how did you know? Could it be that you and your mother-in-law..."
I don’t want to play so thrillingly! Walking a tightrope when Aunt Ren will come back at any time, I will also suffer a myocardial infarction like the shoemaker's father! Besides, I want to fulfill my grandfather’s last wish! Although I will probably never see the national football team reach the top 16 of the World Cup in my lifetime, there is still hope for my dad to remarry! I don’t want my aunt to be so angry that she gets bad!
At this time, Xiaoqin came over with the bag of 3 yuan snacks and asked me carefully:
"Well, I won't go up today," I said. "As long as I mention your name, the shoemaker will sell me the bug?"
"Classmate Ye Lin, can you buy this for me to eat?"
Damn you, this aunt is too nosy! No wonder no one comes here to buy anything! If it weren't for Xiaoqin, I wouldn't have just let it go!
So I didn’t agree to Xiaoqin’s request to go upstairs to eat together (and to eat her). Instead, I took her to a convenience supermarket. I paid the bill and bought canned hawthorns, canned oranges, and a folic acid supplement. A nutritional supplement that contains iron and zinc supplements (although the description states that it is beneficial to pregnant women, the product name does not limit it to be only for pregnant women).
At this time, Xiaoqin came over with the bag of 3 yuan snacks and asked me carefully:
"That's right." I replied nonchalantly, but Xiaoqin didn't notice our conversation.
So I didn’t agree to Xiaoqin’s request to go upstairs to eat together (and to eat her). Instead, I took her to a convenience supermarket. I paid the bill and bought canned hawthorns, canned oranges, and a folic acid supplement. A nutritional supplement that contains iron and zinc supplements (although the description states that it is beneficial to pregnant women, the product name does not limit it to be only for pregnant women).
I handed the snacks to the cashier aunt. The cashier aunt didn’t know what she was thinking, but she suddenly said:
"I dreamed about classmate Ye Lin like that again last night. When I saw the pair of breasts that were almost as big as Gong Caicai's, I became so angry that I grabbed them with both hands and squeezed them hard. Ye Lin's face was filled with embarrassment. The anxious expression is so cute... "
Xiaoqin didn't know what was going on and followed me with doubtful eyes.
"Spending a lot of money to raise these grandsons is useless! The North Korean team can play better than you! If I were the president of the country, I would let you all go to Shanxi to dig coal! I would ask you to go to bars, take drugs and find girls... I don't believe in China There are 1.3 billion people, and not even 11 of them can play football!"
Xiaoqin didn't understand what the other party meant. She hugged my arm as if showing affection and said with a smile:
"No, no," I waved my hand, thinking that since the cashier lady was not familiar with Xiao Qin, she might not know Aunt Ren either, so I told her: "The one who is pregnant is not my girlfriend, but my girlfriend's mother. It’s just that her mother doesn’t know yet…”
The cashier was shocked: "Her mother didn't know, how did you know? Could it be that you and your mother-in-law..."
When I went to the checkout counter to pay the bill, the cashier didn't seem to be very familiar with Xiaoqin. Although Xiaoqin's family lived here, she probably didn't come here to shop much.
A dream within a dream, Inception! ? Don't like me so exaggeratedly, okay
Damn, you subconsciously want to take revenge on me! The male part of your subconscious holds a grudge because I pinched your breasts yesterday, so it pinched mine in your dream! (Although I don’t have it) I’m not allowed to have sex anymore. I’m a woman’s dream! I have grown so disabled that even if I had a pair of breasts like Gong Caicai, I still wouldn't be able to get married!
"That's right." I replied nonchalantly, but Xiaoqin didn't notice our conversation.
"That's not true. I heard that the shoemaker's father had just returned from the hospital after suffering a myocardial infarction. He went to watch a World Cup budget match of the national football team, and then... he was so angry that he died."
The shoemaker uncle continued to smash things in the shoe repair shop.
I've turned into a dog and there's a happy ending? Are you going to... want to play with me as a human|animal? And why a dachshund! ? I would rather become a husky, someone like Obama, than a short-legged dachshund! Do even aliens want to laugh at my short legs
"Spending a lot of money to raise these grandsons is useless! The North Korean team can play better than you! If I were the president of the country, I would let you all go to Shanxi to dig coal! I would ask you to go to bars, take drugs and find girls... I don't believe in China There are 1.3 billion people, and not even 11 of them can play football!"
I don’t know if the price is a scam or for some reason, but there were not many people in the convenience store at this time. The lady at the checkout didn’t say anything when she scanned the two cans. When it came time to add folic acid supplements, she frowned and looked at me. , looked behind me again, and was attracted by a bag of snacks on the shelf, Xiao Qin, who looked not too smart.
Xiaoqin clenched a small fist in front of her chest and said confidently:
As a nominally reclusive person, Uncle Shoemaker's scolding of the men's football team is indeed a bit too public.
"What?"
"Is that your girlfriend?" the cashier asked in a tone like checking her household registration.
After taking the change, I gave the aunt a hard look and left the convenience supermarket with Xiaoqin.
I carried this bag of things and took Xiaoqin to Tan Meat Restaurant for a little dinner. Then I gave the things to Xiaoqin and asked her to take them home to Aunt Ren to eat. I asked her to say that she bought them by herself and not to mention mine. name.
Xiaoqin clenched a small fist in front of her chest and said confidently:
"That's right." I replied nonchalantly, but Xiaoqin didn't notice our conversation.
"Although mom doesn't agree now, but... she will definitely agree in the future! Classmate Ye Lin specially buys things that mom likes to eat just to please her and build a good relationship with her!"
"You want to rush out of Asia and go to the world!? I will never see the Chinese men's football team enter the second round of the World Cup in this life! What about realizing the Chinese dream? Realizing the bullshit Chinese dream! You guys know the stinky feet of sleepwalking !My father died at your feet in vain!"
The cashier lady suddenly lowered her voice and asked me seriously: "Aren't you going to cancel it?"
The cashier's eyes were full of suspicion. She might have thought that her mother-in-law was pregnant, so why didn't her father-in-law buy the supplements himself and let her prospective son-in-law do it for her? He also said that his mother-in-law did not know about her pregnancy, and there were many doubts. She probably just regretted that she was not Conan and could not thoroughly investigate the truth.
You are the only one who is not qualified to say such things! The person who eavesdrops on me happily is you, isn't it? Not only did you hear the daily conversations between me and my dad, but you also heard the story about Amy being my sister!
"Bad, almost! Uncle Shoemaker may ask a few questions about me to test you, but it's not difficult at all for classmate Ye Lin! - You really don't want to come to my house to sleep for a while... No, just sit for a while?"
None of the two wishes have come true now! Although there are some signs of my father’s remarriage now, as a son, I am also trying my best to bring my father and Aunt Ren together, but there is nothing I can do about the national football team. Grandpa, please don’t blame your grandson in the spirit of heaven. If you really can’t do it, I will give it to you. Burn the women's football tapes!
Xiaoqin didn't know what was going on and followed me with doubtful eyes.
"What?"
Holy shit, you really need to be careful when watching football, cherish your life, and stay away from the national football team. I remember that before my grandfather passed away, he grabbed my dad's hand and told him that he had two wishes. One was that he would remarry as soon as possible, and the other was that if the national football team reached the top 16 of the World Cup one day, the game video would be burned. give him.
"Then please marry me in your dream! Don't cause trouble to me again!"
There was a pitiful look in his eyes like Bambi.
When I went to the checkout counter to pay the bill, the cashier didn't seem to be very familiar with Xiaoqin. Although Xiaoqin's family lived here, she probably didn't come here to shop much.
"Well, I won't go up today," I said. "As long as I mention your name, the shoemaker will sell me the bug?"
This premise alone is already embarrassing! What is that "certain probability"! Subconsciously, you still can’t fix your gender as female!
"Really?" The cashier looked disbelieving, "I hope your mother won't get in the way!"
The cashier was shocked: "Her mother didn't know, how did you know? Could it be that you and your mother-in-law..."
"Oh, you young people! There is a drugstore across the street. How far can you walk to buy a TT?"
Aren’t you embarrassed to talk about the plot? Who has bigger breasts than you? These are my chest muscles! Do you understand breast muscles
"What?"
"That's not true. I heard that the shoemaker's father had just returned from the hospital after suffering a myocardial infarction. He went to watch a World Cup budget match of the national football team, and then... he was so angry that he died."
"You want to rush out of Asia and go to the world!? I will never see the Chinese men's football team enter the second round of the World Cup in this life! What about realizing the Chinese dream? Realizing the bullshit Chinese dream! You guys know the stinky feet of sleepwalking !My father died at your feet in vain!"
When I went to the checkout counter to pay the bill, the cashier didn't seem to be very familiar with Xiaoqin. Although Xiaoqin's family lived here, she probably didn't come here to shop much.
"Bad, almost! Uncle Shoemaker may ask a few questions about me to test you, but it's not difficult at all for classmate Ye Lin! - You really don't want to come to my house to sleep for a while... No, just sit for a while?"
No need! If I just want to be happy for a while, how can I achieve the goal of Chinese football entering the World Cup... No, it is my goal of getting my dad remarried! Now Aunt Ren's body comes first! She must not let anything happen to the child in her belly! This is a very critical, very critical mission prop!
Damn it, you, the cashier aunt, are too nosy! No wonder there are so few customers coming to buy things from you! What, you thought the folic acid I bought was for Xiaoqin? Do you think she is pregnant with my child at such a young age and I am planning to let her give birth to it!
The shoemaker uncle continued to smash things in the shoe repair shop.
Xiaoqin suddenly lowered her head. I thought I had accidentally hurt her heart, but when I looked carefully, she looked shy and blushing.
"No, no," I waved my hand, thinking that since the cashier lady was not familiar with Xiao Qin, she might not know Aunt Ren either, so I told her: "The one who is pregnant is not my girlfriend, but my girlfriend's mother. It’s just that her mother doesn’t know yet…”
"It is not illegal for me to eavesdrop on classmate Ye Lin! Because this matter was done with classmate Ye Lin's permission!"
Damn, you subconsciously want to take revenge on me! The male part of your subconscious holds a grudge because I pinched your breasts yesterday, so it pinched mine in your dream! (Although I don’t have it) I’m not allowed to have sex anymore. I’m a woman’s dream! I have grown so disabled that even if I had a pair of breasts like Gong Caicai, I still wouldn't be able to get married!
The cashier was shocked: "Her mother didn't know, how did you know? Could it be that you and your mother-in-law..."
When Xiaoqin and I went to the vegetable market downstairs of her house, we heard such roars coming from the shoe repair shop in the distance.
I've turned into a dog and there's a happy ending? Are you going to... want to play with me as a human|animal? And why a dachshund! ? I would rather become a husky, someone like Obama, than a short-legged dachshund! Do even aliens want to laugh at my short legs
"Then please marry me in your dream! Don't cause trouble to me again!"
"What?"
"Um, classmate Ye Lin, you need a bug. Who do you want to bug?" Xiaoqin said worriedly, "It's against the law to bug others..."
I quickly denied it: "How is this possible! In fact, it's my boss..."
"What!? Since when did I allow you to eavesdrop on me?"
I've turned into a dog and there's a happy ending? Are you going to... want to play with me as a human|animal? And why a dachshund! ? I would rather become a husky, someone like Obama, than a short-legged dachshund! Do even aliens want to laugh at my short legs
The cashier lady suddenly lowered her voice and asked me seriously: "Aren't you going to cancel it?"
Damn, you subconsciously want to take revenge on me! The male part of your subconscious holds a grudge because I pinched your breasts yesterday, so it pinched mine in your dream! (Although I don’t have it) I’m not allowed to have sex anymore. I’m a woman’s dream! I have grown so disabled that even if I had a pair of breasts like Gong Caicai, I still wouldn't be able to get married!
"Why! Mom won't be unhappy if she knows that classmate Ye Lin is buying something for her! And won't classmate Ye Lin go upstairs with me?"
Xiaoqin didn't understand what the other party meant. She hugged my arm as if showing affection and said with a smile:
The shoemaker uncle continued to smash things in the shoe repair shop.
Xiaoqin suddenly lowered her head. I thought I had accidentally hurt her heart, but when I looked carefully, she looked shy and blushing.
I was about to say "my father", but I thought this kind of relationship was quite sensational, so I swallowed it back and changed it to "Actually, my father-in-law's sword is not old, and my mother-in-law has been tricked again!"
"That's right." I replied nonchalantly, but Xiaoqin didn't notice our conversation.
So I didn’t agree to Xiaoqin’s request to go upstairs to eat together (and to eat her). Instead, I took her to a convenience supermarket. I paid the bill and bought canned hawthorns, canned oranges, and a folic acid supplement. A nutritional supplement that contains iron and zinc supplements (although the description states that it is beneficial to pregnant women, the product name does not limit it to be only for pregnant women).
"Even Thailand can lose? 1:5? The Chinese men's football team will fuck your grandma!"
The cashier's eyes were full of suspicion. She might have thought that her mother-in-law was pregnant, so why didn't her father-in-law buy the supplements himself and let her prospective son-in-law do it for her? He also said that his mother-in-law did not know about her pregnancy, and there were many doubts. She probably just regretted that she was not Conan and could not thoroughly investigate the truth.
"That's not true. I heard that the shoemaker's father had just returned from the hospital after suffering a myocardial infarction. He went to watch a World Cup budget match of the national football team, and then... he was so angry that he died."
"Um, classmate Ye Lin, you need a bug. Who do you want to bug?" Xiaoqin said worriedly, "It's against the law to bug others..."
At this time, Xiaoqin came over with the bag of 3 yuan snacks and asked me carefully:
"Is that your girlfriend?" the cashier asked in a tone like checking her household registration.
"No, no," I waved my hand, thinking that since the cashier lady was not familiar with Xiao Qin, she might not know Aunt Ren either, so I told her: "The one who is pregnant is not my girlfriend, but my girlfriend's mother. It’s just that her mother doesn’t know yet…”
"That's right." I replied nonchalantly, but Xiaoqin didn't notice our conversation.
"I dreamed about classmate Ye Lin like that again last night. When I saw the pair of breasts that were almost as big as Gong Caicai's, I became so angry that I grabbed them with both hands and squeezed them hard. Ye Lin's face was filled with embarrassment. The anxious expression is so cute... "
Xiaoqin persuaded me: "Now we go to the shoemaker uncle to buy a bug. He won't pay attention to us. Why don't we go upstairs to have dinner together before mom comes home? After the meal, you can eat me..."
Damn you, this aunt is too nosy! No wonder no one comes here to buy anything! If it weren't for Xiaoqin, I wouldn't have just let it go!
Holy shit, you really need to be careful when watching football, cherish your life, and stay away from the national football team. I remember that before my grandfather passed away, he grabbed my dad's hand and told him that he had two wishes. One was that he would remarry as soon as possible, and the other was that if the national football team reached the top 16 of the World Cup one day, the game video would be burned. give him.
"Classmate Ye Lin, can you buy this for me to eat?"
"Is that your girlfriend?" the cashier asked in a tone like checking her household registration.
"It is not illegal for me to eavesdrop on classmate Ye Lin! Because this matter was done with classmate Ye Lin's permission!"
I carried this bag of things and took Xiaoqin to Tan Meat Restaurant for a little dinner. Then I gave the things to Xiaoqin and asked her to take them home to Aunt Ren to eat. I asked her to say that she bought them by herself and not to mention mine. name.
I don’t know if the price is a scam or for some reason, but there were not many people in the convenience store at this time. The lady at the checkout didn’t say anything when she scanned the two cans. When it came time to add folic acid supplements, she frowned and looked at me. , looked behind me again, and was attracted by a bag of snacks on the shelf, Xiao Qin, who looked not too smart.
I was about to say "my father", but I thought this kind of relationship was quite sensational, so I swallowed it back and changed it to "Actually, my father-in-law's sword is not old, and my mother-in-law has been tricked again!"
There was a pitiful look in his eyes like Bambi.
"Oh, you young people! There is a drugstore across the street. How far can you walk to buy a TT?"
At this time, Xiaoqin came over with the bag of 3 yuan snacks and asked me carefully:
This sentence seemed to hit Xiaoqin's heart. Xiaoqin pouted and said:
I handed the snacks to the cashier aunt. The cashier aunt didn’t know what she was thinking, but she suddenly said:
Aren’t you embarrassed to talk about the plot? Who has bigger breasts than you? These are my chest muscles! Do you understand breast muscles
The cashier lady suddenly lowered her voice and asked me seriously: "Aren't you going to cancel it?"
This premise alone is already embarrassing! What is that "certain probability"! Subconsciously, you still can’t fix your gender as female!
I quickly denied it: "How is this possible! In fact, it's my boss..."
Damn it, you, the cashier aunt, are too nosy! No wonder there are so few customers coming to buy things from you! What, you thought the folic acid I bought was for Xiaoqin? Do you think she is pregnant with my child at such a young age and I am planning to let her give birth to it!
The cashier aunt hummed as if she was talking to herself: "The world is dangerous... People nowadays dare to do anything..."
"Little girl, the world is dangerous now, you need to be more cautious!"
"Well, I won't go up today," I said. "As long as I mention your name, the shoemaker will sell me the bug?"
"Classmate Ye Lin, my uncle will only sell bugs to people introduced by me," Xiao Qin said cautiously, "But he is in a bad mood every time the Chinese team loses. I'm afraid today..."
The shoemaker uncle continued to smash things in the shoe repair shop.
Xiaoqin didn't understand what the other party meant. She hugged my arm as if showing affection and said with a smile:
"There is still a certain chance when I dream that I am a boy and classmate Ye Lin is a girl... The plot is usually quite embarrassing. I... I am really embarrassed to say it!"
Damn it, you, the cashier aunt, are too nosy! No wonder there are so few customers coming to buy things from you! What, you thought the folic acid I bought was for Xiaoqin? Do you think she is pregnant with my child at such a young age and I am planning to let her give birth to it!
Xiaoqin didn't understand what the other party meant. She hugged my arm as if showing affection and said with a smile:
If I heard correctly, Xiaoqin seemed to swallow her saliva.
Xiaoqin didn't understand what the other party meant. She hugged my arm as if showing affection and said with a smile:
"Classmate Ye Lin treats me very well! We will definitely get married in the future!"
"Really?" The cashier looked disbelieving, "I hope your mother won't get in the way!"
"Classmate Ye Lin treats me very well! We will definitely get married in the future!"
"It is not illegal for me to eavesdrop on classmate Ye Lin! Because this matter was done with classmate Ye Lin's permission!"
"When I dreamed that classmate Ye Lin was a girl, your face was the same delicate face as before. The most annoying thing is that the feminine classmate Ye Lin's breasts are often bigger than mine..."
"Oh, you young people! There is a drugstore across the street. How far can you walk to buy a TT?"
"There is still a certain chance when I dream that I am a boy and classmate Ye Lin is a girl... The plot is usually quite embarrassing. I... I am really embarrassed to say it!"
"Although mom doesn't agree now, but... she will definitely agree in the future! Classmate Ye Lin specially buys things that mom likes to eat just to please her and build a good relationship with her!"
I've turned into a dog and there's a happy ending? Are you going to... want to play with me as a human|animal? And why a dachshund! ? I would rather become a husky, someone like Obama, than a short-legged dachshund! Do even aliens want to laugh at my short legs
"Actually, I have been married to classmate Ye Lin 100 times in my dreams. Sometimes I have another dream in my dream. I dream that I am not actually married to classmate Ye Lin, and I wake up crying..."
Aren’t you embarrassed to talk about the plot? Who has bigger breasts than you? These are my chest muscles! Do you understand breast muscles
"Really?" The cashier looked disbelieving, "I hope your mother won't get in the way!"
The cashier lady suddenly lowered her voice and asked me seriously: "Aren't you going to cancel it?"
I don’t know if the price is a scam or for some reason, but there were not many people in the convenience store at this time. The lady at the checkout didn’t say anything when she scanned the two cans. When it came time to add folic acid supplements, she frowned and looked at me. , looked behind me again, and was attracted by a bag of snacks on the shelf, Xiao Qin, who looked not too smart.
As a nominally reclusive person, Uncle Shoemaker's scolding of the men's football team is indeed a bit too public.
This sentence seemed to hit Xiaoqin's heart. Xiaoqin pouted and said:
"Why! Mom won't be unhappy if she knows that classmate Ye Lin is buying something for her! And won't classmate Ye Lin go upstairs with me?"
This sentence seemed to hit Xiaoqin's heart. Xiaoqin pouted and said:
"Classmate Ye Lin, can you buy this for me to eat?"
Xiaoqin persuaded me: "Now we go to the shoemaker uncle to buy a bug. He won't pay attention to us. Why don't we go upstairs to have dinner together before mom comes home? After the meal, you can eat me..."
I handed the snacks to the cashier aunt. The cashier aunt didn’t know what she was thinking, but she suddenly said:
So I didn’t agree to Xiaoqin’s request to go upstairs to eat together (and to eat her). Instead, I took her to a convenience supermarket. I paid the bill and bought canned hawthorns, canned oranges, and a folic acid supplement. A nutritional supplement that contains iron and zinc supplements (although the description states that it is beneficial to pregnant women, the product name does not limit it to be only for pregnant women).
"Although mom doesn't agree now, but... she will definitely agree in the future! Classmate Ye Lin specially buys things that mom likes to eat just to please her and build a good relationship with her!"
"Actually, I have been married to classmate Ye Lin 100 times in my dreams. Sometimes I have another dream in my dream. I dream that I am not actually married to classmate Ye Lin, and I wake up crying..."
"Really?" The cashier looked disbelieving, "I hope your mother won't get in the way!"
So I didn’t agree to Xiaoqin’s request to go upstairs to eat together (and to eat her). Instead, I took her to a convenience supermarket. I paid the bill and bought canned hawthorns, canned oranges, and a folic acid supplement. A nutritional supplement that contains iron and zinc supplements (although the description states that it is beneficial to pregnant women, the product name does not limit it to be only for pregnant women).
Xiaoqin persuaded me: "Now we go to the shoemaker uncle to buy a bug. He won't pay attention to us. Why don't we go upstairs to have dinner together before mom comes home? After the meal, you can eat me..."
As a nominally reclusive person, Uncle Shoemaker's scolding of the men's football team is indeed a bit too public.
I've turned into a dog and there's a happy ending? Are you going to... want to play with me as a human|animal? And why a dachshund! ? I would rather become a husky, someone like Obama, than a short-legged dachshund! Do even aliens want to laugh at my short legs
The cashier aunt hummed as if she was talking to herself: "The world is dangerous... People nowadays dare to do anything..."
This premise alone is already embarrassing! What is that "certain probability"! Subconsciously, you still can’t fix your gender as female!
The cashier aunt snorted, "I'm afraid the relationship is so good that you will be jealous!"
The cashier aunt snorted, "I'm afraid the relationship is so good that you will be jealous!"
Damn it, you, the cashier aunt, are too nosy! No wonder there are so few customers coming to buy things from you! What, you thought the folic acid I bought was for Xiaoqin? Do you think she is pregnant with my child at such a young age and I am planning to let her give birth to it!
The cashier aunt snorted, "I'm afraid the relationship is so good that you will be jealous!"
Damn you, this aunt is too nosy! No wonder no one comes here to buy anything! If it weren't for Xiaoqin, I wouldn't have just let it go!
The cashier aunt snorted, "I'm afraid the relationship is so good that you will be jealous!"
"Little girl, the world is dangerous now, you need to be more cautious!"
I was about to say "my father", but I thought this kind of relationship was quite sensational, so I swallowed it back and changed it to "Actually, my father-in-law's sword is not old, and my mother-in-law has been tricked again!"
"When I dreamed that classmate Ye Lin was a girl, your face was the same delicate face as before. The most annoying thing is that the feminine classmate Ye Lin's breasts are often bigger than mine..."
Xiaoqin persuaded me: "Now we go to the shoemaker uncle to buy a bug. He won't pay attention to us. Why don't we go upstairs to have dinner together before mom comes home? After the meal, you can eat me..."
After taking the change, I gave the aunt a hard look and left the convenience supermarket with Xiaoqin.
"Why! Mom won't be unhappy if she knows that classmate Ye Lin is buying something for her! And won't classmate Ye Lin go upstairs with me?"
You are the only one who is not qualified to say such things! The person who eavesdrops on me happily is you, isn't it? Not only did you hear the daily conversations between me and my dad, but you also heard the story about Amy being my sister!
"Um, classmate Ye Lin, you need a bug. Who do you want to bug?" Xiaoqin said worriedly, "It's against the law to bug others..."
You are the only one who is not qualified to say such things! The person who eavesdrops on me happily is you, isn't it? Not only did you hear the daily conversations between me and my dad, but you also heard the story about Amy being my sister!
"No, no," I waved my hand, thinking that since the cashier lady was not familiar with Xiao Qin, she might not know Aunt Ren either, so I told her: "The one who is pregnant is not my girlfriend, but my girlfriend's mother. It’s just that her mother doesn’t know yet…”
"What?"
The cashier aunt hummed as if she was talking to herself: "The world is dangerous... People nowadays dare to do anything..."
When I went to the checkout counter to pay the bill, the cashier didn't seem to be very familiar with Xiaoqin. Although Xiaoqin's family lived here, she probably didn't come here to shop much.
"Why! Mom won't be unhappy if she knows that classmate Ye Lin is buying something for her! And won't classmate Ye Lin go upstairs with me?"
"Why! Mom won't be unhappy if she knows that classmate Ye Lin is buying something for her! And won't classmate Ye Lin go upstairs with me?"
The cashier lady suddenly lowered her voice and asked me seriously: "Aren't you going to cancel it?"
"There is still a certain chance when I dream that I am a boy and classmate Ye Lin is a girl... The plot is usually quite embarrassing. I... I am really embarrassed to say it!"
"Even Thailand can lose? 1:5? The Chinese men's football team will fuck your grandma!"
I carried this bag of things and took Xiaoqin to Tan Meat Restaurant for a little dinner. Then I gave the things to Xiaoqin and asked her to take them home to Aunt Ren to eat. I asked her to say that she bought them by herself and not to mention mine. name.
This sentence seemed to hit Xiaoqin's heart. Xiaoqin pouted and said:
Xiaoqin clenched a small fist in front of her chest and said confidently:
"Well, I won't go up today," I said. "As long as I mention your name, the shoemaker will sell me the bug?"
The cashier aunt hummed as if she was talking to herself: "The world is dangerous... People nowadays dare to do anything..."
"Oh, you young people! There is a drugstore across the street. How far can you walk to buy a TT?"
Xiaoqin didn't know what was going on and followed me with doubtful eyes.
I've turned into a dog and there's a happy ending? Are you going to... want to play with me as a human|animal? And why a dachshund! ? I would rather become a husky, someone like Obama, than a short-legged dachshund! Do even aliens want to laugh at my short legs
This sentence seemed to hit Xiaoqin's heart. Xiaoqin pouted and said:
"Why! Mom won't be unhappy if she knows that classmate Ye Lin is buying something for her! And won't classmate Ye Lin go upstairs with me?"
After taking the change, I gave the aunt a hard look and left the convenience supermarket with Xiaoqin.
Aren’t you embarrassed to talk about the plot? Who has bigger breasts than you? These are my chest muscles! Do you understand breast muscles
None of the two wishes have come true now! Although there are some signs of my father’s remarriage now, as a son, I am also trying my best to bring my father and Aunt Ren together, but there is nothing I can do about the national football team. Grandpa, please don’t blame your grandson in the spirit of heaven. If you really can’t do it, I will give it to you. Burn the women's football tapes!
Aren’t you embarrassed to talk about the plot? Who has bigger breasts than you? These are my chest muscles! Do you understand breast muscles
After taking the change, I gave the aunt a hard look and left the convenience supermarket with Xiaoqin.
"Well, I won't go up today," I said. "As long as I mention your name, the shoemaker will sell me the bug?"
The cashier was shocked: "Her mother didn't know, how did you know? Could it be that you and your mother-in-law..."
If I heard correctly, Xiaoqin seemed to swallow her saliva.
I don’t want to play so thrillingly! Walking a tightrope when Aunt Ren will come back at any time, I will also suffer a myocardial infarction like the shoemaker's father! Besides, I want to fulfill my grandfather’s last wish! Although I will probably never see the national football team reach the top 16 of the World Cup in my lifetime, there is still hope for my dad to remarry! I don’t want my aunt to be so angry that she gets bad!
Damn, you subconsciously want to take revenge on me! The male part of your subconscious holds a grudge because I pinched your breasts yesterday, so it pinched mine in your dream! (Although I don’t have it) I’m not allowed to have sex anymore. I’m a woman’s dream! I have grown so disabled that even if I had a pair of breasts like Gong Caicai, I still wouldn't be able to get married!
"Oh, you young people! There is a drugstore across the street. How far can you walk to buy a TT?"
Damn you, this aunt is too nosy! No wonder no one comes here to buy anything! If it weren't for Xiaoqin, I wouldn't have just let it go!
I don’t want to play so thrillingly! Walking a tightrope when Aunt Ren will come back at any time, I will also suffer a myocardial infarction like the shoemaker's father! Besides, I want to fulfill my grandfather’s last wish! Although I will probably never see the national football team reach the top 16 of the World Cup in my lifetime, there is still hope for my dad to remarry! I don’t want my aunt to be so angry that she gets bad!
"Um, classmate Ye Lin, you need a bug. Who do you want to bug?" Xiaoqin said worriedly, "It's against the law to bug others..."
"Bad, almost! Uncle Shoemaker may ask a few questions about me to test you, but it's not difficult at all for classmate Ye Lin! - You really don't want to come to my house to sleep for a while... No, just sit for a while?"
Xiaoqin persuaded me: "Now we go to the shoemaker uncle to buy a bug. He won't pay attention to us. Why don't we go upstairs to have dinner together before mom comes home? After the meal, you can eat me..."
"Although mom doesn't agree now, but... she will definitely agree in the future! Classmate Ye Lin specially buys things that mom likes to eat just to please her and build a good relationship with her!"
"Classmate Ye Lin, my uncle will only sell bugs to people introduced by me," Xiao Qin said cautiously, "But he is in a bad mood every time the Chinese team loses. I'm afraid today..."
"I also dreamed that classmate Ye Lin was turned into a short-legged dachshund by aliens, but that dream finally had a happy ending... "
The shoemaker uncle continued to smash things in the shoe repair shop.
If I heard correctly, Xiaoqin seemed to swallow her saliva.
Damn it, you, the cashier aunt, are too nosy! No wonder there are so few customers coming to buy things from you! What, you thought the folic acid I bought was for Xiaoqin? Do you think she is pregnant with my child at such a young age and I am planning to let her give birth to it!
No need! If I just want to be happy for a while, how can I achieve the goal of Chinese football entering the World Cup... No, it is my goal of getting my dad remarried! Now Aunt Ren's body comes first! She must not let anything happen to the child in her belly! This is a very critical, very critical mission prop!
"… dreaming."
"That's right." I replied nonchalantly, but Xiaoqin didn't notice our conversation.
The sliding door of the shoe repair shop was closed. There was a professional woman wearing high heels who was planning to come to have her shoes repaired. However, after hearing the loud swearing inside, she didn't dare to knock on the door and walked away.
"That's right." I replied nonchalantly, but Xiaoqin didn't notice our conversation.
"I also dreamed that classmate Ye Lin was turned into a short-legged dachshund by aliens, but that dream finally had a happy ending... "