If I were to fight with someone in front of the squad leader in normal times, the squad leader would have come to stop me a long time ago. But today, I wonder if the squad leader was angry that Cockscomb Head dared to molest me, so he came a little slower to stop me.
"No, there's still your soybean oil under the car seat. I'll just stand next to you."
"It turns out that the girl took the bus with her boyfriend... This little gangster really doesn't know how to live or die."
"I was surfing the Internet on my laptop in the bedroom. He said that there was an origami homework left in the labor class. He wanted to find something different from others..."
The fearful bus driver didn't know which button he pressed at this time. A soothing melody sounded on the bus announcement, and then a gentle female voice:
The passengers unanimously identified me as the squad leader’s boyfriend, which made the squad leader blush with embarrassment.
The cockscomb head was beaten to pieces by me, and he fell directly into the carriage if I hadn't grabbed the clothes on his chest.
"Are you trying to see who's faster?" The squad leader sneered, looking down at the bloodstained cockscomb head.
During this slow time, Cockscomb and I fought for several more rounds.
When I hit the cockscomb, the passengers began to whisper. When the monitor spoke to me, they whispered and discussed louder.
"I was surfing the Internet on my laptop in the bedroom. He said that there was an origami homework left in the labor class. He wanted to find something different from others..."
"Modesty and courtesy are the traditional virtues of the Chinese nation. If you have a dispute with other passengers while riding, please stay calm and resolve it peacefully. This will ensure the harmony of the entire society..."
Or rather, his tongue and my fist battled for several rounds.
Cockscomb opened his red and swollen eyelids and found that he was not blind. He actually continued:
"Don't! Don't!" Cockscomb Head, with blood pouring from his nose and mouth, desperately begged for mercy, "I was wrong! I will have to race with my buddies tomorrow! You trampled both of my hands, what should I do? Riding a motorcycle…”
If I were to fight with someone in front of the squad leader in normal times, the squad leader would have come to stop me a long time ago. But today, I wonder if the squad leader was angry that Cockscomb Head dared to molest me, so he came a little slower to stop me.
"Who can believe it! I touched my thigh and I wanted to beat me to death. Isn't your boyfriend capable of being so angry?"
Dare you lift your thighs? I slapped him with my backhand, and his head immediately tilted to one side, causing his purple comb to look like a rooster.
Cockscomb Head: "Hey, let go of my hand! Little brat, how dare you hit grandpa?"
"I can do this kind of thing myself..." The monitor didn't look at me directly, but looked at the long queue of traffic jams outside through the window glass, and maybe looked at me a little through the reflection of the glass.
"I...he and I are just ordinary classmates!"
"Ah! I'm blind! I'm blind!" Cockscomb covered his swollen left eye and screamed in panic. It made me want to punch him in the temple again. Then I would cosplay Lu Tiha. The merits are complete and the synchronization rate is 400%.
"It turns out that the girl took the bus with her boyfriend... This little gangster really doesn't know how to live or die."
"It turns out that the girl took the bus with her boyfriend... This little gangster really doesn't know how to live or die."
I didn't answer, and imitated the text "Lu Tiha's Punch to Suppress Guanxi", I grabbed Cockcomb Head's chest and punched him in the nose.
If I were to fight with someone in front of the squad leader in normal times, the squad leader would have come to stop me a long time ago. But today, I wonder if the squad leader was angry that Cockscomb Head dared to molest me, so he came a little slower to stop me.
Wait, it seems that I have already touched the monitor's thigh. At that time, I mistook the monitor for Shu Zhe, spanked the monitor and made her faint. I took the opportunity to wipe a lot of oil and water on the monitor's thigh, which was wearing black stockings! And it was recorded by Shu Zhe’s hidden digital camera! Monitor, if this video is seen by you one day, you should be as broad-minded as you are today and don't care too much about me!
The cockscomb made a "cluck" sound from his throat. If the monitor hadn't been next to him, I would have stepped on it a few more times to see if he would continue to crow "cluck cluck". It didn't sound like a rooster, but a rooster. The hens are laying eggs.
"Squad leader, you are just soft-hearted," I said. "Even Lei Feng said: Treat your enemies as cruelly as the harsh winter. It's better for you to be cruel to them than for them to be cruel to you and your friends when they get a chance to stand up!"
Very good, really good. The blood is really flowing like a soy sauce shop. It is very suitable for boring people to come and buy soy sauce.
"But the girl looks like a good student, why is her boyfriend... so violent, and his appearance..."
"My eldest daughter, please stop fighting your partner! It would be a crime to kill someone!"
After waiting for another 5 or 6 minutes, the traffic jam was finally relieved. As the bus restarted, the passengers had expressions on their faces as if they had finally had a bowel movement after three months of constipation.
Cockscomb covered his nose with his left hand and groaned: "How dare you do this! Damn it, do you know who my boss is!" Although his tone was firm, there was already a cry in his voice.
I turned around and asked, "Then should I step with another hand?"
But if you think about it carefully, after Lu Tiha hit Zhen Guanxi on the temple, Zhen Guanxi could only breathe out, not in. He was beaten to death by the third punch. It seems that the cockscomb head is very resistant to blows. A weak person, if he really dies like Zhen Guanxi, should I follow Lu Tiha's example and go to Mount Wutai to become a monk? The name Lu Zhishen is easy to pronounce, but Ye Zhishen is not so pleasant!
If I were to fight with someone in front of the squad leader in normal times, the squad leader would have come to stop me a long time ago. But today, I wonder if the squad leader was angry that Cockscomb Head dared to molest me, so he came a little slower to stop me.
When we passed Haihe South Road, before I even got off the car, the squad leader knew that I was determined to take her home. Her eyes gradually softened as she looked at the scenery outside the window.
There are some people in society who talk about "boss", "dad", "mom", and even uncles, aunts, uncles and aunts all day long, but they just don't know who they are.
Cockscomb opened his red and swollen eyelids and found that he was not blind. He actually continued:
"It turns out that the girl took the bus with her boyfriend... This little gangster really doesn't know how to live or die."
"There is an empty seat over there by the front door..." After the monitor sat down, she reminded me that someone else got off the bus just now. She seemed uncomfortable with me standing next to her.
"Do you want to sit down?" The squad leader pointed to the seat vacated because Cockscomb Head was kicked out of the car.
I aimed at his left eye socket, punched him again, and immediately beat him into a black eye. Although it did not achieve the effect of "the edges of the eye cracked and black beads burst out" in the text, it still made his face look black and blue. The pretty face looks brighter after applying facial cream.
Cockscomb covered his nose with his left hand and groaned: "How dare you do this! Damn it, do you know who my boss is!" Although his tone was firm, there was already a cry in his voice.
"Ye Lin, please stop fighting. I... didn't suffer much loss."
I don’t know who the monitor is talking to.
"Ah! I'm blind! I'm blind!" Cockscomb covered his swollen left eye and screamed in panic. It made me want to punch him in the temple again. Then I would cosplay Lu Tiha. The merits are complete and the synchronization rate is 400%.
The squad leader, who definitely had more traditional virtues than me, took a step closer and begged me for the bruised and swollen cockscomb head:
"Do you want to sit down?" The squad leader pointed to the seat vacated because Cockscomb Head was kicked out of the car.
"That's enough," the squad leader put her arm around my shoulders from behind. Seeing that I was addicted to beating and had no intention of stopping, she said seductively, "If you keep hitting me, I will get angry!"
"Who can believe it! I touched my thigh and I wanted to beat me to death. Isn't your boyfriend capable of being so angry?"
Don't take it off! Compared with the "Petrel", which is like an "animal world", Lu Tiha's three punches are still good and wonderful! Such an enjoyable article, I must let future students read it! If I imitate Lu Tiha and beat the cockscomb head to death, wouldn't it become an argument in the mouth of experts? One day Lu Tiha bids farewell to junior high school Chinese, and I will not be able to escape the blame!
But if you think about it carefully, after Lu Tiha hit Zhen Guanxi on the temple, Zhen Guanxi could only breathe out, not in. He was beaten to death by the third punch. It seems that the cockscomb head is very resistant to blows. A weak person, if he really dies like Zhen Guanxi, should I follow Lu Tiha's example and go to Mount Wutai to become a monk? The name Lu Zhishen is easy to pronounce, but Ye Zhishen is not so pleasant!
When we passed Haihe South Road, before I even got off the car, the squad leader knew that I was determined to take her home. Her eyes gradually softened as she looked at the scenery outside the window.
In an instant, I remembered the time when he rode his motorcycle onto the sidewalk and almost hit me. I became angry and slapped him with my forehand.
"It turns out that the girl took the bus with her boyfriend... This little gangster really doesn't know how to live or die."
I don’t know who the monitor is talking to.
The squad leader had no choice but to follow me, avoiding the eyes of other passengers, and got out of the car together quietly.
The fearful bus driver didn't know which button he pressed at this time. A soothing melody sounded on the bus announcement, and then a gentle female voice:
There are some people in society who talk about "boss", "dad", "mom", and even uncles, aunts, uncles and aunts all day long, but they just don't know who they are.
I turned around and asked, "Then should I step with another hand?"
The most important thing is that Lu Zhishen's nickname is "Flower Monk"! I don’t want to have such a nickname! Lu Zhishen is called "Flower Monk" because he has tattoos and embroidery on his body. If I were also called "Flower Monk" because I don't have tattoos, people will definitely think that there is something wrong with my personal style of life!
There are some people in society who talk about "boss", "dad", "mom", and even uncles, aunts, uncles and aunts all day long, but they just don't know who they are.
"What is Shu Zhe doing at home?" I asked.
The passengers unanimously identified me as the squad leader’s boyfriend, which made the squad leader blush with embarrassment.
It was already 8:30, and it was completely dark. I was really worried about letting the squad leader walk alone on this kind of night road, let alone carrying two barrels of soybean oil.
Some time ago, an "expert" who has appeared on hundreds of forums suggested that the article "Lu Tiha's Boxing to Suppress Guanxi" should be removed from junior high school Chinese textbooks, because the core of it is a bloody murder scene, which will disturb children. bring adverse effects.
It happened that a passenger was stuck in traffic for too long and couldn't wait to get out of the car. The driver opened the back door. Seizing the opportunity, he jumped up from the ground and stumbled out of the car.
"It turns out that the girl took the bus with her boyfriend... This little gangster really doesn't know how to live or die."
"Ye Lin, please stop fighting. I... didn't suffer much loss."
Don't take it off! Compared with the "Petrel", which is like an "animal world", Lu Tiha's three punches are still good and wonderful! Such an enjoyable article, I must let future students read it! If I imitate Lu Tiha and beat the cockscomb head to death, wouldn't it become an argument in the mouth of experts? One day Lu Tiha bids farewell to junior high school Chinese, and I will not be able to escape the blame!
Don't take it off! Compared with the "Petrel", which is like an "animal world", Lu Tiha's three punches are still good and wonderful! Such an enjoyable article, I must let future students read it! If I imitate Lu Tiha and beat the cockscomb head to death, wouldn't it become an argument in the mouth of experts? One day Lu Tiha bids farewell to junior high school Chinese, and I will not be able to escape the blame!
There are some people in society who talk about "boss", "dad", "mom", and even uncles, aunts, uncles and aunts all day long, but they just don't know who they are.
I just slapped the cockscomb for a long time, and neither the passengers nor the "traditional virtues of the Chinese nation" could stop me. At this time, the monitor said, "I'm going to get angry." I stopped immediately. A passenger looked at the monitor and asked with a smile. : "You still said you're not your boyfriend?"
Cockscomb Head: "Hey, let go of my hand! Little brat, how dare you hit grandpa?"
What? Doesn't being touched on the thigh count as loss? Monitor, if you are so broad-minded, please touch me too!
I don’t know who the monitor is talking to.
So I only punched twice, and the third punch was empty in the air, as if it was about to land. I stepped on Cockscomb's right hand, so I had to use my left hand to protect my face, hoping to buffer one thousandth of the force.
What? Doesn't being touched on the thigh count as loss? Monitor, if you are so broad-minded, please touch me too!
"Ah! I'm blind! I'm blind!" Cockscomb covered his swollen left eye and screamed in panic. It made me want to punch him in the temple again. Then I would cosplay Lu Tiha. The merits are complete and the synchronization rate is 400%.
"It doesn't matter," I said, "Where do you get off at? I'll help you carry the soybean oil home!"
When I hit the cockscomb, the passengers began to whisper. When the monitor spoke to me, they whispered and discussed louder.
After waiting for another 5 or 6 minutes, the traffic jam was finally relieved. As the bus restarted, the passengers had expressions on their faces as if they had finally had a bowel movement after three months of constipation.
I aimed at his left eye socket, punched him again, and immediately beat him into a black eye. Although it did not achieve the effect of "the edges of the eye cracked and black beads burst out" in the text, it still made his face look black and blue. The pretty face looks brighter after applying facial cream.
In an instant, I remembered the time when he rode his motorcycle onto the sidewalk and almost hit me. I became angry and slapped him with my forehand.
"Don't! Don't!" Cockscomb Head, with blood pouring from his nose and mouth, desperately begged for mercy, "I was wrong! I will have to race with my buddies tomorrow! You trampled both of my hands, what should I do? Riding a motorcycle…”
The monitor came over to dissuade him at this time.
"Ah! I'm blind! I'm blind!" Cockscomb covered his swollen left eye and screamed in panic. It made me want to punch him in the temple again. Then I would cosplay Lu Tiha. The merits are complete and the synchronization rate is 400%.
The squad leader had no choice but to follow me, avoiding the eyes of other passengers, and got out of the car together quietly.
Some time ago, an "expert" who has appeared on hundreds of forums suggested that the article "Lu Tiha's Boxing to Suppress Guanxi" should be removed from junior high school Chinese textbooks, because the core of it is a bloody murder scene, which will disturb children. bring adverse effects.
The cockscomb made a "cluck" sound from his throat. If the monitor hadn't been next to him, I would have stepped on it a few more times to see if he would continue to crow "cluck cluck". It didn't sound like a rooster, but a rooster. The hens are laying eggs.
What? Doesn't being touched on the thigh count as loss? Monitor, if you are so broad-minded, please touch me too!
The passengers unanimously identified me as the squad leader’s boyfriend, which made the squad leader blush with embarrassment.
"Ye Lin, please stop fighting. I... didn't suffer much loss."
"I was surfing the Internet on my laptop in the bedroom. He said that there was an origami homework left in the labor class. He wanted to find something different from others..."
I aimed at his left eye socket, punched him again, and immediately beat him into a black eye. Although it did not achieve the effect of "the edges of the eye cracked and black beads burst out" in the text, it still made his face look black and blue. The pretty face looks brighter after applying facial cream.
Wait, it seems that I have already touched the monitor's thigh. At that time, I mistook the monitor for Shu Zhe, spanked the monitor and made her faint. I took the opportunity to wipe a lot of oil and water on the monitor's thigh, which was wearing black stockings! And it was recorded by Shu Zhe’s hidden digital camera! Monitor, if this video is seen by you one day, you should be as broad-minded as you are today and don't care too much about me!
Cockscomb covered his nose with his left hand and groaned: "How dare you do this! Damn it, do you know who my boss is!" Although his tone was firm, there was already a cry in his voice.
What? Doesn't being touched on the thigh count as loss? Monitor, if you are so broad-minded, please touch me too!
"There is an empty seat over there by the front door..." After the monitor sat down, she reminded me that someone else got off the bus just now. She seemed uncomfortable with me standing next to her.
It was already 8:30, and it was completely dark. I was really worried about letting the squad leader walk alone on this kind of night road, let alone carrying two barrels of soybean oil.
"I was surfing the Internet on my laptop in the bedroom. He said that there was an origami homework left in the labor class. He wanted to find something different from others..."
I didn't answer, and imitated the text "Lu Tiha's Punch to Suppress Guanxi", I grabbed Cockcomb Head's chest and punched him in the nose.
What? Doesn't being touched on the thigh count as loss? Monitor, if you are so broad-minded, please touch me too!
If I were to fight with someone in front of the squad leader in normal times, the squad leader would have come to stop me a long time ago. But today, I wonder if the squad leader was angry that Cockscomb Head dared to molest me, so he came a little slower to stop me.
The squad leader, who definitely had more traditional virtues than me, took a step closer and begged me for the bruised and swollen cockscomb head:
Wait, it seems that I have already touched the monitor's thigh. At that time, I mistook the monitor for Shu Zhe, spanked the monitor and made her faint. I took the opportunity to wipe a lot of oil and water on the monitor's thigh, which was wearing black stockings! And it was recorded by Shu Zhe’s hidden digital camera! Monitor, if this video is seen by you one day, you should be as broad-minded as you are today and don't care too much about me!
"Modesty and courtesy are the traditional virtues of the Chinese nation. If you have a dispute with other passengers while riding, please stay calm and resolve it peacefully. This will ensure the harmony of the entire society..."
Cockscomb Head: "Hey, let go of my hand! Little brat, how dare you hit grandpa?"
Cockscomb opened his red and swollen eyelids and found that he was not blind. He actually continued:
"Ah! I'm blind! I'm blind!" Cockscomb covered his swollen left eye and screamed in panic. It made me want to punch him in the temple again. Then I would cosplay Lu Tiha. The merits are complete and the synchronization rate is 400%.
So I only punched twice, and the third punch was empty in the air, as if it was about to land. I stepped on Cockscomb's right hand, so I had to use my left hand to protect my face, hoping to buffer one thousandth of the force.
When I hit the cockscomb, the passengers began to whisper. When the monitor spoke to me, they whispered and discussed louder.
After waiting for another 5 or 6 minutes, the traffic jam was finally relieved. As the bus restarted, the passengers had expressions on their faces as if they had finally had a bowel movement after three months of constipation.
"Modesty and courtesy are the traditional virtues of the Chinese nation. If you have a dispute with other passengers while riding, please stay calm and resolve it peacefully. This will ensure the harmony of the entire society..."
"I was surfing the Internet on my laptop in the bedroom. He said that there was an origami homework left in the labor class. He wanted to find something different from others..."
"No, there's still your soybean oil under the car seat. I'll just stand next to you."
After another stop, the monitor bent down to reach for the soybean oil under the seat, but I got there first and got it into my hands.
"Modesty and courtesy are the traditional virtues of the Chinese nation. If you have a dispute with other passengers while riding, please stay calm and resolve it peacefully. This will ensure the harmony of the entire society..."
"Let him go. You've stepped on his hand for long enough, and he didn't... touch mine with this hand."
"I can do this kind of thing myself..." The monitor didn't look at me directly, but looked at the long queue of traffic jams outside through the window glass, and maybe looked at me a little through the reflection of the glass.
"It turns out that the girl took the bus with her boyfriend... This little gangster really doesn't know how to live or die."
Harmony your sister! We, who are all filled with the traditional virtues of the Chinese nation, are in harmony with others grabbing our seats and having our thighs touched in harmony! The reason why society is disharmonious is not because of the existence of Lu Tiha who loves to fight against injustice, but because of the people who suppress Guanxi everywhere! Buddha said: Killing evil people is doing good. If the evildoers are not eliminated, harmony will be a complete joke!
"Don't! Don't!" Cockscomb Head, with blood pouring from his nose and mouth, desperately begged for mercy, "I was wrong! I will have to race with my buddies tomorrow! You trampled both of my hands, what should I do? Riding a motorcycle…”
After waiting for another 5 or 6 minutes, the traffic jam was finally relieved. As the bus restarted, the passengers had expressions on their faces as if they had finally had a bowel movement after three months of constipation.
"Ah! I'm blind! I'm blind!" Cockscomb covered his swollen left eye and screamed in panic. It made me want to punch him in the temple again. Then I would cosplay Lu Tiha. The merits are complete and the synchronization rate is 400%.
"But the girl looks like a good student, why is her boyfriend... so violent, and his appearance..."
So I only punched twice, and the third punch was empty in the air, as if it was about to land. I stepped on Cockscomb's right hand, so I had to use my left hand to protect my face, hoping to buffer one thousandth of the force.
I just slapped the cockscomb for a long time, and neither the passengers nor the "traditional virtues of the Chinese nation" could stop me. At this time, the monitor said, "I'm going to get angry." I stopped immediately. A passenger looked at the monitor and asked with a smile. : "You still said you're not your boyfriend?"
It is said that Wenwen Township is the Tomb of Heroes. I went to talk to the squad leader, but I didn't know that the cockscomb head behind me had regained consciousness. He fell sprawled on the ground, but he started to take out the fruit knife in his trouser pocket and used it until I stepped on it. With both hands, he clumsily tried to reveal the blade.
The woman carrying a red envelope who was already sitting in the back row smiled and gave me a thumbs up.
The monitor came over to dissuade him at this time.
Just thinking about saying harsh words, he was almost hit by a motorcycle playing "The Most Dazzling National Style". He spat on the ground, squeezed into the gap between the crowded vehicles, and soon disappeared.
But if you think about it carefully, after Lu Tiha hit Zhen Guanxi on the temple, Zhen Guanxi could only breathe out, not in. He was beaten to death by the third punch. It seems that the cockscomb head is very resistant to blows. A weak person, if he really dies like Zhen Guanxi, should I follow Lu Tiha's example and go to Mount Wutai to become a monk? The name Lu Zhishen is easy to pronounce, but Ye Zhishen is not so pleasant!
"My eldest daughter, please stop fighting your partner! It would be a crime to kill someone!"
After waiting for another 5 or 6 minutes, the traffic jam was finally relieved. As the bus restarted, the passengers had expressions on their faces as if they had finally had a bowel movement after three months of constipation.
The cause of the incident - the old lady, comrade, grabbed the squad leader's arm in fear and said anxiously:
Some time ago, an "expert" who has appeared on hundreds of forums suggested that the article "Lu Tiha's Boxing to Suppress Guanxi" should be removed from junior high school Chinese textbooks, because the core of it is a bloody murder scene, which will disturb children. bring adverse effects.
Don't take it off! Compared with the "Petrel", which is like an "animal world", Lu Tiha's three punches are still good and wonderful! Such an enjoyable article, I must let future students read it! If I imitate Lu Tiha and beat the cockscomb head to death, wouldn't it become an argument in the mouth of experts? One day Lu Tiha bids farewell to junior high school Chinese, and I will not be able to escape the blame!
Cockscomb opened his red and swollen eyelids and found that he was not blind. He actually continued:
The fearful bus driver didn't know which button he pressed at this time. A soothing melody sounded on the bus announcement, and then a gentle female voice:
The cockscomb head was beaten to pieces by me, and he fell directly into the carriage if I hadn't grabbed the clothes on his chest.
But if you think about it carefully, after Lu Tiha hit Zhen Guanxi on the temple, Zhen Guanxi could only breathe out, not in. He was beaten to death by the third punch. It seems that the cockscomb head is very resistant to blows. A weak person, if he really dies like Zhen Guanxi, should I follow Lu Tiha's example and go to Mount Wutai to become a monk? The name Lu Zhishen is easy to pronounce, but Ye Zhishen is not so pleasant!
"My eldest daughter, please stop fighting your partner! It would be a crime to kill someone!"
She saw this scene clearly from the direction of the squad leader. She didn't look particularly panicked. Instead, she passed me and walked up quickly with an anger that regretted pleading for him. She stepped on the cockscomb with her shiny white shoes. The floor of the carriage between the head and legs stopped gracefully just one step away from crushing the rooster's balls.
"My eldest daughter, please stop fighting your partner! It would be a crime to kill someone!"
I aimed at his left eye socket, punched him again, and immediately beat him into a black eye. Although it did not achieve the effect of "the edges of the eye cracked and black beads burst out" in the text, it still made his face look black and blue. The pretty face looks brighter after applying facial cream.
What? Doesn't being touched on the thigh count as loss? Monitor, if you are so broad-minded, please touch me too!
"I...he and I are just ordinary classmates!"
The passengers unanimously identified me as the squad leader’s boyfriend, which made the squad leader blush with embarrassment.
Very good, really good. The blood is really flowing like a soy sauce shop. It is very suitable for boring people to come and buy soy sauce.
The squad leader, who definitely had more traditional virtues than me, took a step closer and begged me for the bruised and swollen cockscomb head:
"It doesn't matter," I said, "Where do you get off at? I'll help you carry the soybean oil home!"
"I...he and I are just ordinary classmates!"
The cockscomb head was beaten to pieces by me, and he fell directly into the carriage if I hadn't grabbed the clothes on his chest.
"What is Shu Zhe doing at home?" I asked.
During this slow time, Cockscomb and I fought for several more rounds.
I don’t know who the monitor is talking to.
This sentence really worked. I smacked my lips, threw my dizzy cockscomb head to the ground, clapped my hands and stood up, but when I left, I deliberately stepped on his left hand again.
There are some people in society who talk about "boss", "dad", "mom", and even uncles, aunts, uncles and aunts all day long, but they just don't know who they are.
Cockscomb opened his red and swollen eyelids and found that he was not blind. He actually continued:
When we passed Haihe South Road, before I even got off the car, the squad leader knew that I was determined to take her home. Her eyes gradually softened as she looked at the scenery outside the window.
I turned around and asked, "Then should I step with another hand?"
"Who can believe it! I touched my thigh and I wanted to beat me to death. Isn't your boyfriend capable of being so angry?"
"I can do this kind of thing myself..." The monitor didn't look at me directly, but looked at the long queue of traffic jams outside through the window glass, and maybe looked at me a little through the reflection of the glass.
"I can do this kind of thing myself..." The monitor didn't look at me directly, but looked at the long queue of traffic jams outside through the window glass, and maybe looked at me a little through the reflection of the glass.
Cockscomb covered his nose with his left hand and groaned: "How dare you do this! Damn it, do you know who my boss is!" Although his tone was firm, there was already a cry in his voice.
Dare you lift your thighs? I slapped him with my backhand, and his head immediately tilted to one side, causing his purple comb to look like a rooster.
I don’t know who the monitor is talking to.
I aimed at his left eye socket, punched him again, and immediately beat him into a black eye. Although it did not achieve the effect of "the edges of the eye cracked and black beads burst out" in the text, it still made his face look black and blue. The pretty face looks brighter after applying facial cream.
This sentence really worked. I smacked my lips, threw my dizzy cockscomb head to the ground, clapped my hands and stood up, but when I left, I deliberately stepped on his left hand again.
The fearful bus driver didn't know which button he pressed at this time. A soothing melody sounded on the bus announcement, and then a gentle female voice:
"My eldest daughter, please stop fighting your partner! It would be a crime to kill someone!"
"That's enough," the squad leader put her arm around my shoulders from behind. Seeing that I was addicted to beating and had no intention of stopping, she said seductively, "If you keep hitting me, I will get angry!"
When I hit the cockscomb, the passengers began to whisper. When the monitor spoke to me, they whispered and discussed louder.
Some time ago, an "expert" who has appeared on hundreds of forums suggested that the article "Lu Tiha's Boxing to Suppress Guanxi" should be removed from junior high school Chinese textbooks, because the core of it is a bloody murder scene, which will disturb children. bring adverse effects.
"Modesty and courtesy are the traditional virtues of the Chinese nation. If you have a dispute with other passengers while riding, please stay calm and resolve it peacefully. This will ensure the harmony of the entire society..."
Or rather, his tongue and my fist battled for several rounds.
In an instant, I remembered the time when he rode his motorcycle onto the sidewalk and almost hit me. I became angry and slapped him with my forehand.
It was already 8:30, and it was completely dark. I was really worried about letting the squad leader walk alone on this kind of night road, let alone carrying two barrels of soybean oil.
The passengers unanimously identified me as the squad leader’s boyfriend, which made the squad leader blush with embarrassment.
The cause of the incident - the old lady, comrade, grabbed the squad leader's arm in fear and said anxiously:
It happened that a passenger was stuck in traffic for too long and couldn't wait to get out of the car. The driver opened the back door. Seizing the opportunity, he jumped up from the ground and stumbled out of the car.
"Are you trying to see who's faster?" The squad leader sneered, looking down at the bloodstained cockscomb head.
Harmony your sister! We, who are all filled with the traditional virtues of the Chinese nation, are in harmony with others grabbing our seats and having our thighs touched in harmony! The reason why society is disharmonious is not because of the existence of Lu Tiha who loves to fight against injustice, but because of the people who suppress Guanxi everywhere! Buddha said: Killing evil people is doing good. If the evildoers are not eliminated, harmony will be a complete joke!
The woman carrying a red envelope who was already sitting in the back row smiled and gave me a thumbs up.
"Are you trying to see who's faster?" The squad leader sneered, looking down at the bloodstained cockscomb head.
I turned around and asked, "Then should I step with another hand?"
Don't take it off! Compared with the "Petrel", which is like an "animal world", Lu Tiha's three punches are still good and wonderful! Such an enjoyable article, I must let future students read it! If I imitate Lu Tiha and beat the cockscomb head to death, wouldn't it become an argument in the mouth of experts? One day Lu Tiha bids farewell to junior high school Chinese, and I will not be able to escape the blame!
The squad leader, who definitely had more traditional virtues than me, took a step closer and begged me for the bruised and swollen cockscomb head:
Seriously doubt it! Isn't Shu Zhe doing customer service for my online store? But I only outsourced the original underwear business to him. No matter how proactive he is in customer service, he can't make more profits due to the 72-hour cycle limit! Could it be that he has opened up some new business
The fearful bus driver didn't know which button he pressed at this time. A soothing melody sounded on the bus announcement, and then a gentle female voice:
"There is an empty seat over there by the front door..." After the monitor sat down, she reminded me that someone else got off the bus just now. She seemed uncomfortable with me standing next to her.
But if you think about it carefully, after Lu Tiha hit Zhen Guanxi on the temple, Zhen Guanxi could only breathe out, not in. He was beaten to death by the third punch. It seems that the cockscomb head is very resistant to blows. A weak person, if he really dies like Zhen Guanxi, should I follow Lu Tiha's example and go to Mount Wutai to become a monk? The name Lu Zhishen is easy to pronounce, but Ye Zhishen is not so pleasant!
Seriously doubt it! Isn't Shu Zhe doing customer service for my online store? But I only outsourced the original underwear business to him. No matter how proactive he is in customer service, he can't make more profits due to the 72-hour cycle limit! Could it be that he has opened up some new business
"Let him go. You've stepped on his hand for long enough, and he didn't... touch mine with this hand."
Don't take it off! Compared with the "Petrel", which is like an "animal world", Lu Tiha's three punches are still good and wonderful! Such an enjoyable article, I must let future students read it! If I imitate Lu Tiha and beat the cockscomb head to death, wouldn't it become an argument in the mouth of experts? One day Lu Tiha bids farewell to junior high school Chinese, and I will not be able to escape the blame!
The cockscomb made a "cluck" sound from his throat. If the monitor hadn't been next to him, I would have stepped on it a few more times to see if he would continue to crow "cluck cluck". It didn't sound like a rooster, but a rooster. The hens are laying eggs.
Seriously doubt it! Isn't Shu Zhe doing customer service for my online store? But I only outsourced the original underwear business to him. No matter how proactive he is in customer service, he can't make more profits due to the 72-hour cycle limit! Could it be that he has opened up some new business
The fearful bus driver didn't know which button he pressed at this time. A soothing melody sounded on the bus announcement, and then a gentle female voice:
The passengers unanimously identified me as the squad leader’s boyfriend, which made the squad leader blush with embarrassment.
I turned around and asked, "Then should I step with another hand?"
I turned around and asked, "Then should I step with another hand?"
"Who can believe it! I touched my thigh and I wanted to beat me to death. Isn't your boyfriend capable of being so angry?"
The cockscomb head was beaten to pieces by me, and he fell directly into the carriage if I hadn't grabbed the clothes on his chest.
"I can do this kind of thing myself..." The monitor didn't look at me directly, but looked at the long queue of traffic jams outside through the window glass, and maybe looked at me a little through the reflection of the glass.
I aimed at his left eye socket, punched him again, and immediately beat him into a black eye. Although it did not achieve the effect of "the edges of the eye cracked and black beads burst out" in the text, it still made his face look black and blue. The pretty face looks brighter after applying facial cream.
"Don't! Don't!" Cockscomb Head, with blood pouring from his nose and mouth, desperately begged for mercy, "I was wrong! I will have to race with my buddies tomorrow! You trampled both of my hands, what should I do? Riding a motorcycle…”
When we passed Haihe South Road, before I even got off the car, the squad leader knew that I was determined to take her home. Her eyes gradually softened as she looked at the scenery outside the window.
"There is an empty seat over there by the front door..." After the monitor sat down, she reminded me that someone else got off the bus just now. She seemed uncomfortable with me standing next to her.
"Wait!" Cockscomb Head screamed in a hoarse voice, "My boss will take revenge on me!"
The woman carrying a red envelope who was already sitting in the back row smiled and gave me a thumbs up.
In an instant, I remembered the time when he rode his motorcycle onto the sidewalk and almost hit me. I became angry and slapped him with my forehand.
The cockscomb head was beaten to pieces by me, and he fell directly into the carriage if I hadn't grabbed the clothes on his chest.
Cockscomb opened his red and swollen eyelids and found that he was not blind. He actually continued:
I turned around and asked, "Then should I step with another hand?"
"Don't! Don't!" Cockscomb Head, with blood pouring from his nose and mouth, desperately begged for mercy, "I was wrong! I will have to race with my buddies tomorrow! You trampled both of my hands, what should I do? Riding a motorcycle…”
"Ah! I'm blind! I'm blind!" Cockscomb covered his swollen left eye and screamed in panic. It made me want to punch him in the temple again. Then I would cosplay Lu Tiha. The merits are complete and the synchronization rate is 400%.
The cockscomb head was beaten to pieces by me, and he fell directly into the carriage if I hadn't grabbed the clothes on his chest.
The monitor came over to dissuade him at this time.
I just slapped the cockscomb for a long time, and neither the passengers nor the "traditional virtues of the Chinese nation" could stop me. At this time, the monitor said, "I'm going to get angry." I stopped immediately. A passenger looked at the monitor and asked with a smile. : "You still said you're not your boyfriend?"
What? Doesn't being touched on the thigh count as loss? Monitor, if you are so broad-minded, please touch me too!
Cockscomb Head: "Hey, let go of my hand! Little brat, how dare you hit grandpa?"
"That's enough," the squad leader put her arm around my shoulders from behind. Seeing that I was addicted to beating and had no intention of stopping, she said seductively, "If you keep hitting me, I will get angry!"
It is said that Wenwen Township is the Tomb of Heroes. I went to talk to the squad leader, but I didn't know that the cockscomb head behind me had regained consciousness. He fell sprawled on the ground, but he started to take out the fruit knife in his trouser pocket and used it until I stepped on it. With both hands, he clumsily tried to reveal the blade.
So I only punched twice, and the third punch was empty in the air, as if it was about to land. I stepped on Cockscomb's right hand, so I had to use my left hand to protect my face, hoping to buffer one thousandth of the force.
"That's enough," the squad leader put her arm around my shoulders from behind. Seeing that I was addicted to beating and had no intention of stopping, she said seductively, "If you keep hitting me, I will get angry!"
It happened that a passenger was stuck in traffic for too long and couldn't wait to get out of the car. The driver opened the back door. Seizing the opportunity, he jumped up from the ground and stumbled out of the car.
The monitor came over to dissuade him at this time.
"That's enough," the squad leader put her arm around my shoulders from behind. Seeing that I was addicted to beating and had no intention of stopping, she said seductively, "If you keep hitting me, I will get angry!"
"There is an empty seat over there by the front door..." After the monitor sat down, she reminded me that someone else got off the bus just now. She seemed uncomfortable with me standing next to her.
Or rather, his tongue and my fist battled for several rounds.
This sentence really worked. I smacked my lips, threw my dizzy cockscomb head to the ground, clapped my hands and stood up, but when I left, I deliberately stepped on his left hand again.
The monitor came over to dissuade him at this time.
"Squad leader, you are just soft-hearted," I said. "Even Lei Feng said: Treat your enemies as cruelly as the harsh winter. It's better for you to be cruel to them than for them to be cruel to you and your friends when they get a chance to stand up!"
The cockscomb made a "cluck" sound from his throat. If the monitor hadn't been next to him, I would have stepped on it a few more times to see if he would continue to crow "cluck cluck". It didn't sound like a rooster, but a rooster. The hens are laying eggs.
The cockscomb head was beaten to pieces by me, and he fell directly into the carriage if I hadn't grabbed the clothes on his chest.
Or rather, his tongue and my fist battled for several rounds.
I just slapped the cockscomb for a long time, and neither the passengers nor the "traditional virtues of the Chinese nation" could stop me. At this time, the monitor said, "I'm going to get angry." I stopped immediately. A passenger looked at the monitor and asked with a smile. : "You still said you're not your boyfriend?"
The most important thing is that Lu Zhishen's nickname is "Flower Monk"! I don’t want to have such a nickname! Lu Zhishen is called "Flower Monk" because he has tattoos and embroidery on his body. If I were also called "Flower Monk" because I don't have tattoos, people will definitely think that there is something wrong with my personal style of life!
In an instant, I remembered the time when he rode his motorcycle onto the sidewalk and almost hit me. I became angry and slapped him with my forehand.
Some time ago, an "expert" who has appeared on hundreds of forums suggested that the article "Lu Tiha's Boxing to Suppress Guanxi" should be removed from junior high school Chinese textbooks, because the core of it is a bloody murder scene, which will disturb children. bring adverse effects.
"Squad leader, you are just soft-hearted," I said. "Even Lei Feng said: Treat your enemies as cruelly as the harsh winter. It's better for you to be cruel to them than for them to be cruel to you and your friends when they get a chance to stand up!"
Cockscomb covered his nose with his left hand and groaned: "How dare you do this! Damn it, do you know who my boss is!" Although his tone was firm, there was already a cry in his voice.
It happened that a passenger was stuck in traffic for too long and couldn't wait to get out of the car. The driver opened the back door. Seizing the opportunity, he jumped up from the ground and stumbled out of the car.
When we passed Haihe South Road, before I even got off the car, the squad leader knew that I was determined to take her home. Her eyes gradually softened as she looked at the scenery outside the window.
Very good, really good. The blood is really flowing like a soy sauce shop. It is very suitable for boring people to come and buy soy sauce.
It is said that Wenwen Township is the Tomb of Heroes. I went to talk to the squad leader, but I didn't know that the cockscomb head behind me had regained consciousness. He fell sprawled on the ground, but he started to take out the fruit knife in his trouser pocket and used it until I stepped on it. With both hands, he clumsily tried to reveal the blade.
"No, there's still your soybean oil under the car seat. I'll just stand next to you."
"Modesty and courtesy are the traditional virtues of the Chinese nation. If you have a dispute with other passengers while riding, please stay calm and resolve it peacefully. This will ensure the harmony of the entire society..."
During this slow time, Cockscomb and I fought for several more rounds.
It happened that a passenger was stuck in traffic for too long and couldn't wait to get out of the car. The driver opened the back door. Seizing the opportunity, he jumped up from the ground and stumbled out of the car.
It happened that a passenger was stuck in traffic for too long and couldn't wait to get out of the car. The driver opened the back door. Seizing the opportunity, he jumped up from the ground and stumbled out of the car.
"I can do this kind of thing myself..." The monitor didn't look at me directly, but looked at the long queue of traffic jams outside through the window glass, and maybe looked at me a little through the reflection of the glass.
The most important thing is that Lu Zhishen's nickname is "Flower Monk"! I don’t want to have such a nickname! Lu Zhishen is called "Flower Monk" because he has tattoos and embroidery on his body. If I were also called "Flower Monk" because I don't have tattoos, people will definitely think that there is something wrong with my personal style of life!
She saw this scene clearly from the direction of the squad leader. She didn't look particularly panicked. Instead, she passed me and walked up quickly with an anger that regretted pleading for him. She stepped on the cockscomb with her shiny white shoes. The floor of the carriage between the head and legs stopped gracefully just one step away from crushing the rooster's balls.
In an instant, I remembered the time when he rode his motorcycle onto the sidewalk and almost hit me. I became angry and slapped him with my forehand.
The fearful bus driver didn't know which button he pressed at this time. A soothing melody sounded on the bus announcement, and then a gentle female voice:
It is said that Wenwen Township is the Tomb of Heroes. I went to talk to the squad leader, but I didn't know that the cockscomb head behind me had regained consciousness. He fell sprawled on the ground, but he started to take out the fruit knife in his trouser pocket and used it until I stepped on it. With both hands, he clumsily tried to reveal the blade.
"Are you trying to see who's faster?" The squad leader sneered, looking down at the bloodstained cockscomb head.
I also turned around at this time, and now Cockscomb Head had no chance.
Seriously doubt it! Isn't Shu Zhe doing customer service for my online store? But I only outsourced the original underwear business to him. No matter how proactive he is in customer service, he can't make more profits due to the 72-hour cycle limit! Could it be that he has opened up some new business
"Squad leader, you are just soft-hearted," I said. "Even Lei Feng said: Treat your enemies as cruelly as the harsh winter. It's better for you to be cruel to them than for them to be cruel to you and your friends when they get a chance to stand up!"
"Let him go. You've stepped on his hand for long enough, and he didn't... touch mine with this hand."
I also turned around at this time, and now Cockscomb Head had no chance.
When I hit the cockscomb, the passengers began to whisper. When the monitor spoke to me, they whispered and discussed louder.
"Let him go. You've stepped on his hand for long enough, and he didn't... touch mine with this hand."
Don't take it off! Compared with the "Petrel", which is like an "animal world", Lu Tiha's three punches are still good and wonderful! Such an enjoyable article, I must let future students read it! If I imitate Lu Tiha and beat the cockscomb head to death, wouldn't it become an argument in the mouth of experts? One day Lu Tiha bids farewell to junior high school Chinese, and I will not be able to escape the blame!
"Who can believe it! I touched my thigh and I wanted to beat me to death. Isn't your boyfriend capable of being so angry?"
I just slapped the cockscomb for a long time, and neither the passengers nor the "traditional virtues of the Chinese nation" could stop me. At this time, the monitor said, "I'm going to get angry." I stopped immediately. A passenger looked at the monitor and asked with a smile. : "You still said you're not your boyfriend?"
It happened that a passenger was stuck in traffic for too long and couldn't wait to get out of the car. The driver opened the back door. Seizing the opportunity, he jumped up from the ground and stumbled out of the car.
"Modesty and courtesy are the traditional virtues of the Chinese nation. If you have a dispute with other passengers while riding, please stay calm and resolve it peacefully. This will ensure the harmony of the entire society..."
The cockscomb made a "cluck" sound from his throat. If the monitor hadn't been next to him, I would have stepped on it a few more times to see if he would continue to crow "cluck cluck". It didn't sound like a rooster, but a rooster. The hens are laying eggs.
Dare you lift your thighs? I slapped him with my backhand, and his head immediately tilted to one side, causing his purple comb to look like a rooster.
"Wait!" Cockscomb Head screamed in a hoarse voice, "My boss will take revenge on me!"
The passengers unanimously identified me as the squad leader’s boyfriend, which made the squad leader blush with embarrassment.
I aimed at his left eye socket, punched him again, and immediately beat him into a black eye. Although it did not achieve the effect of "the edges of the eye cracked and black beads burst out" in the text, it still made his face look black and blue. The pretty face looks brighter after applying facial cream.
"Squad leader, you are just soft-hearted," I said. "Even Lei Feng said: Treat your enemies as cruelly as the harsh winter. It's better for you to be cruel to them than for them to be cruel to you and your friends when they get a chance to stand up!"
Just thinking about saying harsh words, he was almost hit by a motorcycle playing "The Most Dazzling National Style". He spat on the ground, squeezed into the gap between the crowded vehicles, and soon disappeared.
Just thinking about saying harsh words, he was almost hit by a motorcycle playing "The Most Dazzling National Style". He spat on the ground, squeezed into the gap between the crowded vehicles, and soon disappeared.
"It doesn't matter," I said, "Where do you get off at? I'll help you carry the soybean oil home!"
"Do you want to sit down?" The squad leader pointed to the seat vacated because Cockscomb Head was kicked out of the car.
"Modesty and courtesy are the traditional virtues of the Chinese nation. If you have a dispute with other passengers while riding, please stay calm and resolve it peacefully. This will ensure the harmony of the entire society..."
"Ye Lin, please stop fighting. I... didn't suffer much loss."
It is said that Wenwen Township is the Tomb of Heroes. I went to talk to the squad leader, but I didn't know that the cockscomb head behind me had regained consciousness. He fell sprawled on the ground, but he started to take out the fruit knife in his trouser pocket and used it until I stepped on it. With both hands, he clumsily tried to reveal the blade.
The squad leader had no choice but to follow me, avoiding the eyes of other passengers, and got out of the car together quietly.
Seriously doubt it! Isn't Shu Zhe doing customer service for my online store? But I only outsourced the original underwear business to him. No matter how proactive he is in customer service, he can't make more profits due to the 72-hour cycle limit! Could it be that he has opened up some new business
"Wait!" Cockscomb Head screamed in a hoarse voice, "My boss will take revenge on me!"
"Do you want to sit down?" The squad leader pointed to the seat vacated because Cockscomb Head was kicked out of the car.
After another stop, the monitor bent down to reach for the soybean oil under the seat, but I got there first and got it into my hands.
"Let him go. You've stepped on his hand for long enough, and he didn't... touch mine with this hand."
The cockscomb head was beaten to pieces by me, and he fell directly into the carriage if I hadn't grabbed the clothes on his chest.
What? Doesn't being touched on the thigh count as loss? Monitor, if you are so broad-minded, please touch me too!
It was already 8:30, and it was completely dark. I was really worried about letting the squad leader walk alone on this kind of night road, let alone carrying two barrels of soybean oil.
The squad leader had no choice but to follow me, avoiding the eyes of other passengers, and got out of the car together quietly.
When I hit the cockscomb, the passengers began to whisper. When the monitor spoke to me, they whispered and discussed louder.
After another stop, the monitor bent down to reach for the soybean oil under the seat, but I got there first and got it into my hands.
"No, there's still your soybean oil under the car seat. I'll just stand next to you."
It happened that a passenger was stuck in traffic for too long and couldn't wait to get out of the car. The driver opened the back door. Seizing the opportunity, he jumped up from the ground and stumbled out of the car.
She saw this scene clearly from the direction of the squad leader. She didn't look particularly panicked. Instead, she passed me and walked up quickly with an anger that regretted pleading for him. She stepped on the cockscomb with her shiny white shoes. The floor of the carriage between the head and legs stopped gracefully just one step away from crushing the rooster's balls.
"There is an empty seat over there by the front door..." After the monitor sat down, she reminded me that someone else got off the bus just now. She seemed uncomfortable with me standing next to her.
"Do you want to sit down?" The squad leader pointed to the seat vacated because Cockscomb Head was kicked out of the car.
"I...he and I are just ordinary classmates!"
"Ah! I'm blind! I'm blind!" Cockscomb covered his swollen left eye and screamed in panic. It made me want to punch him in the temple again. Then I would cosplay Lu Tiha. The merits are complete and the synchronization rate is 400%.
In an instant, I remembered the time when he rode his motorcycle onto the sidewalk and almost hit me. I became angry and slapped him with my forehand.
"There is an empty seat over there by the front door..." After the monitor sat down, she reminded me that someone else got off the bus just now. She seemed uncomfortable with me standing next to her.
But if you think about it carefully, after Lu Tiha hit Zhen Guanxi on the temple, Zhen Guanxi could only breathe out, not in. He was beaten to death by the third punch. It seems that the cockscomb head is very resistant to blows. A weak person, if he really dies like Zhen Guanxi, should I follow Lu Tiha's example and go to Mount Wutai to become a monk? The name Lu Zhishen is easy to pronounce, but Ye Zhishen is not so pleasant!
It was already 8:30, and it was completely dark. I was really worried about letting the squad leader walk alone on this kind of night road, let alone carrying two barrels of soybean oil.
"My eldest daughter, please stop fighting your partner! It would be a crime to kill someone!"
The passengers unanimously identified me as the squad leader’s boyfriend, which made the squad leader blush with embarrassment.
She saw this scene clearly from the direction of the squad leader. She didn't look particularly panicked. Instead, she passed me and walked up quickly with an anger that regretted pleading for him. She stepped on the cockscomb with her shiny white shoes. The floor of the carriage between the head and legs stopped gracefully just one step away from crushing the rooster's balls.
I just slapped the cockscomb for a long time, and neither the passengers nor the "traditional virtues of the Chinese nation" could stop me. At this time, the monitor said, "I'm going to get angry." I stopped immediately. A passenger looked at the monitor and asked with a smile. : "You still said you're not your boyfriend?"
"It doesn't matter," I said, "Where do you get off at? I'll help you carry the soybean oil home!"
The cockscomb head was beaten to pieces by me, and he fell directly into the carriage if I hadn't grabbed the clothes on his chest.
"Squad leader, you are just soft-hearted," I said. "Even Lei Feng said: Treat your enemies as cruelly as the harsh winter. It's better for you to be cruel to them than for them to be cruel to you and your friends when they get a chance to stand up!"
I just slapped the cockscomb for a long time, and neither the passengers nor the "traditional virtues of the Chinese nation" could stop me. At this time, the monitor said, "I'm going to get angry." I stopped immediately. A passenger looked at the monitor and asked with a smile. : "You still said you're not your boyfriend?"
"What is Shu Zhe doing at home?" I asked.
There are some people in society who talk about "boss", "dad", "mom", and even uncles, aunts, uncles and aunts all day long, but they just don't know who they are.
After another stop, the monitor bent down to reach for the soybean oil under the seat, but I got there first and got it into my hands.
"Wait!" Cockscomb Head screamed in a hoarse voice, "My boss will take revenge on me!"
"I can do this kind of thing myself..." The monitor didn't look at me directly, but looked at the long queue of traffic jams outside through the window glass, and maybe looked at me a little through the reflection of the glass.
"My eldest daughter, please stop fighting your partner! It would be a crime to kill someone!"
Or rather, his tongue and my fist battled for several rounds.
When I hit the cockscomb, the passengers began to whisper. When the monitor spoke to me, they whispered and discussed louder.
"Ye Lin, please stop fighting. I... didn't suffer much loss."
"What is Shu Zhe doing at home?" I asked.
Cockscomb opened his red and swollen eyelids and found that he was not blind. He actually continued:
Seriously doubt it! Isn't Shu Zhe doing customer service for my online store? But I only outsourced the original underwear business to him. No matter how proactive he is in customer service, he can't make more profits due to the 72-hour cycle limit! Could it be that he has opened up some new business
I didn't answer, and imitated the text "Lu Tiha's Punch to Suppress Guanxi", I grabbed Cockcomb Head's chest and punched him in the nose.
The cause of the incident - the old lady, comrade, grabbed the squad leader's arm in fear and said anxiously:
The cause of the incident - the old lady, comrade, grabbed the squad leader's arm in fear and said anxiously:
It happened that a passenger was stuck in traffic for too long and couldn't wait to get out of the car. The driver opened the back door. Seizing the opportunity, he jumped up from the ground and stumbled out of the car.
"Modesty and courtesy are the traditional virtues of the Chinese nation. If you have a dispute with other passengers while riding, please stay calm and resolve it peacefully. This will ensure the harmony of the entire society..."
"I was surfing the Internet on my laptop in the bedroom. He said that there was an origami homework left in the labor class. He wanted to find something different from others..."
"Modesty and courtesy are the traditional virtues of the Chinese nation. If you have a dispute with other passengers while riding, please stay calm and resolve it peacefully. This will ensure the harmony of the entire society..."
"It turns out that the girl took the bus with her boyfriend... This little gangster really doesn't know how to live or die."
I don’t know who the monitor is talking to.
But if you think about it carefully, after Lu Tiha hit Zhen Guanxi on the temple, Zhen Guanxi could only breathe out, not in. He was beaten to death by the third punch. It seems that the cockscomb head is very resistant to blows. A weak person, if he really dies like Zhen Guanxi, should I follow Lu Tiha's example and go to Mount Wutai to become a monk? The name Lu Zhishen is easy to pronounce, but Ye Zhishen is not so pleasant!
The passengers unanimously identified me as the squad leader’s boyfriend, which made the squad leader blush with embarrassment.
"Wait!" Cockscomb Head screamed in a hoarse voice, "My boss will take revenge on me!"
"Modesty and courtesy are the traditional virtues of the Chinese nation. If you have a dispute with other passengers while riding, please stay calm and resolve it peacefully. This will ensure the harmony of the entire society..."
The passengers unanimously identified me as the squad leader’s boyfriend, which made the squad leader blush with embarrassment.
Seriously doubt it! Isn't Shu Zhe doing customer service for my online store? But I only outsourced the original underwear business to him. No matter how proactive he is in customer service, he can't make more profits due to the 72-hour cycle limit! Could it be that he has opened up some new business
Dare you lift your thighs? I slapped him with my backhand, and his head immediately tilted to one side, causing his purple comb to look like a rooster.
The fearful bus driver didn't know which button he pressed at this time. A soothing melody sounded on the bus announcement, and then a gentle female voice:
After waiting for another 5 or 6 minutes, the traffic jam was finally relieved. As the bus restarted, the passengers had expressions on their faces as if they had finally had a bowel movement after three months of constipation.
"But the girl looks like a good student, why is her boyfriend... so violent, and his appearance..."
"What is Shu Zhe doing at home?" I asked.
"No, there's still your soybean oil under the car seat. I'll just stand next to you."
"Ah! I'm blind! I'm blind!" Cockscomb covered his swollen left eye and screamed in panic. It made me want to punch him in the temple again. Then I would cosplay Lu Tiha. The merits are complete and the synchronization rate is 400%.
But if you think about it carefully, after Lu Tiha hit Zhen Guanxi on the temple, Zhen Guanxi could only breathe out, not in. He was beaten to death by the third punch. It seems that the cockscomb head is very resistant to blows. A weak person, if he really dies like Zhen Guanxi, should I follow Lu Tiha's example and go to Mount Wutai to become a monk? The name Lu Zhishen is easy to pronounce, but Ye Zhishen is not so pleasant!
"Ah! I'm blind! I'm blind!" Cockscomb covered his swollen left eye and screamed in panic. It made me want to punch him in the temple again. Then I would cosplay Lu Tiha. The merits are complete and the synchronization rate is 400%.
Don't take it off! Compared with the "Petrel", which is like an "animal world", Lu Tiha's three punches are still good and wonderful! Such an enjoyable article, I must let future students read it! If I imitate Lu Tiha and beat the cockscomb head to death, wouldn't it become an argument in the mouth of experts? One day Lu Tiha bids farewell to junior high school Chinese, and I will not be able to escape the blame!
When we passed Haihe South Road, before I even got off the car, the squad leader knew that I was determined to take her home. Her eyes gradually softened as she looked at the scenery outside the window.
"I was surfing the Internet on my laptop in the bedroom. He said that there was an origami homework left in the labor class. He wanted to find something different from others..."
Cockscomb opened his red and swollen eyelids and found that he was not blind. He actually continued:
I aimed at his left eye socket, punched him again, and immediately beat him into a black eye. Although it did not achieve the effect of "the edges of the eye cracked and black beads burst out" in the text, it still made his face look black and blue. The pretty face looks brighter after applying facial cream.
The fearful bus driver didn't know which button he pressed at this time. A soothing melody sounded on the bus announcement, and then a gentle female voice:
So I only punched twice, and the third punch was empty in the air, as if it was about to land. I stepped on Cockscomb's right hand, so I had to use my left hand to protect my face, hoping to buffer one thousandth of the force.
"Modesty and courtesy are the traditional virtues of the Chinese nation. If you have a dispute with other passengers while riding, please stay calm and resolve it peacefully. This will ensure the harmony of the entire society..."
I don’t know who the monitor is talking to.
After another stop, the monitor bent down to reach for the soybean oil under the seat, but I got there first and got it into my hands.
I also turned around at this time, and now Cockscomb Head had no chance.
It is said that Wenwen Township is the Tomb of Heroes. I went to talk to the squad leader, but I didn't know that the cockscomb head behind me had regained consciousness. He fell sprawled on the ground, but he started to take out the fruit knife in his trouser pocket and used it until I stepped on it. With both hands, he clumsily tried to reveal the blade.
The squad leader had no choice but to follow me, avoiding the eyes of other passengers, and got out of the car together quietly.
I don’t know who the monitor is talking to.
Some time ago, an "expert" who has appeared on hundreds of forums suggested that the article "Lu Tiha's Boxing to Suppress Guanxi" should be removed from junior high school Chinese textbooks, because the core of it is a bloody murder scene, which will disturb children. bring adverse effects.
"It doesn't matter," I said, "Where do you get off at? I'll help you carry the soybean oil home!"
"Modesty and courtesy are the traditional virtues of the Chinese nation. If you have a dispute with other passengers while riding, please stay calm and resolve it peacefully. This will ensure the harmony of the entire society..."
So I only punched twice, and the third punch was empty in the air, as if it was about to land. I stepped on Cockscomb's right hand, so I had to use my left hand to protect my face, hoping to buffer one thousandth of the force.
Very good, really good. The blood is really flowing like a soy sauce shop. It is very suitable for boring people to come and buy soy sauce.
"It turns out that the girl took the bus with her boyfriend... This little gangster really doesn't know how to live or die."
"Wait!" Cockscomb Head screamed in a hoarse voice, "My boss will take revenge on me!"
It was already 8:30, and it was completely dark. I was really worried about letting the squad leader walk alone on this kind of night road, let alone carrying two barrels of soybean oil.
"Wait!" Cockscomb Head screamed in a hoarse voice, "My boss will take revenge on me!"
When I hit the cockscomb, the passengers began to whisper. When the monitor spoke to me, they whispered and discussed louder.
The cockscomb head was beaten to pieces by me, and he fell directly into the carriage if I hadn't grabbed the clothes on his chest.
If I were to fight with someone in front of the squad leader in normal times, the squad leader would have come to stop me a long time ago. But today, I wonder if the squad leader was angry that Cockscomb Head dared to molest me, so he came a little slower to stop me.