The first task is to call dad on the phone and tell him not to drink from tonight. If he is drunk when he meets the monitor, everything will be messed up.
"Zhuangzi, another friend is here to see you!"
The daily conversations between me and you have also been included in the creation! You draw comics so freely!
That night I checked the eavesdropping recording again and found no communication between Su Qiao and Ai Shuqiao. Instead, I recorded a phone call from the actual person in charge of Tianmu Starlight, senior agent Fu Shijian, to Su Qiao.
In their eyes, I can see the earnest hope that my son can have normal friends and a normal life.
After we separated from the squad leader, I called my dad’s cell phone and told him that our squad leader was going to visit his home tomorrow and asked him to dress neatly, not to drink, and try to leave a good impression on others.
"No need!" I know that most of the H-games on Director Cao's hard drive are of the lolicon type, and they also include many works of girls (who are both sisters and lolita). The overlap with Amy is quite high, so I can I don’t want to distort my psychology in that direction.
"It's okay, you can continue reading." I said, "I am not an ancient Egyptian slave owner. You are also a free person, so you don't have to be so afraid of me."
The class burst into laughter again, and I sat down in shame.
Dad agreed wholeheartedly, and seemed to have misunderstood "squad leader" as "class teacher" and did not question this.
"Ye Lin, recite to me the part about Mulan's return home in "The Song of Mulan"!"
Of course, I have to be careful not to make mistakes. If I accidentally recite the spoof version of Mulan Returns, Old Man Zhang will be furious.
It was not because Li Cunzhuang saved the squad leader that I went to see him, but because he was included in the category of "friend" by me. My friend was unwell, so it was only natural to visit him.
Old Man Zhang, who was very angry at me, commented: "Is this brother of Hua Mulan a spy sent by the Huns?"
"It's okay, you can continue reading." I said, "I am not an ancient Egyptian slave owner. You are also a free person, so you don't have to be so afraid of me."
Dad didn't ask, and I didn't explain it specifically. Anyway, the class monitor is more of a class teacher than the class teacher, so it was considered fair and proper to greet her with the same etiquette as a class teacher.
Because I stood up to recite, I happened to be able to see Xiaoqin's ridiculous paintings. It suddenly occurred to me that there is a sentence in front of Mulan's poem, "My father has no eldest son, Mulan has no eldest brother." From this sentence analysis, in fact, Hua Mulan and Xiaoqin still have something to do with each other. resemblance.
The monitor is still very serious. She may be worried about what she will say to my dad during tomorrow's home visit, and "sharpening my swords to my parents" may also show that I have a tendency to violence against my parents. The monitor is worried, where can I go? Time to laugh!
I have also seen this kind of posts on Tieba. They are full of posts such as "Pornography is the most evil thing", "Masturbation will harm your life", "Since I quit masturbating, my head no longer hurts, my eyesight is no longer dazzled, and I can't even go up to the fifth floor." Panting, mom no longer has to worry about my studies!" Such a speech.
"There are actually so many..."
In their eyes, I can see the earnest hope that my son can have normal friends and a normal life.
Suddenly I felt that instead of saying that Xiaoqin was drawing H comics, it would be better to say that she was playing audio H novels to me. Xiaoqin’s voice was very sweet and pleasant. If she were in Japan, maybe she could make a living as a voice actress.
"When the mother-in-law heard that the daughter was coming, she went out to help the general; when the sister heard that the sister was coming, she was responsible for the makeup; when the younger brother heard that the sister was coming, he sharpened his knife..."
The cumbersome 50 condoms in my pocket, I went to Yulong Community during the afternoon break and delivered them to Director Cao.
I was a little surprised by the word "again". After asking around, I found out that on Saturday, the squad leader had already brought Shu Zhe here once to express his gratitude to Li Cunzhuang. Although Li Cunzhuang was injured in the fight, he made rare friends because of it, so his parents were happy and felt that their son was one step closer to integrating into the group.
Xiao Qin, however, wrote to herself without raising her head:
"If you have time, come to my house often to play!"
The class burst into laughter again, and I sat down in shame.
"Master, you don't know something. This disciple is exploring scientific truth!" Eunuch Cao said boldly.
"Zhuangzi, another friend is here to see you!"
Just in time, Director Cao was away, and only Eunuch Cao was sitting behind his laptop playing the beautiful girl game.
That's true, but if you behave well, I may still be able to help you get rid of the shackles of Tianmu Starlight. After all, I am the second shareholder there!
Damn it, it’s all Xiaoqin’s fault!
Maybe it was because Li Cunzhuang himself was too ugly. His parents were not too picky about my appearance, but happily told Li Cunzhuang who was resting in his bedroom:
But I don’t have any expectations at all. Although men have different masturbation points, men who can masturbate to eggplants and potatoes have probably not yet been born in this world.
That's true, but if you behave well, I may still be able to help you get rid of the shackles of Tianmu Starlight. After all, I am the second shareholder there!
The daily conversations between me and you have also been included in the creation! You draw comics so freely!
"I love my brother the most..."
On the phone, he asked Su Qiao to "accompany" a wealthy businessman. The hints in his words were so dirty that he felt that Fu Shijian was more of a pimp than an agent.
"If you have time, come to my house often to play!"
It was not because Li Cunzhuang saved the squad leader that I went to see him, but because he was included in the category of "friend" by me. My friend was unwell, so it was only natural to visit him.
"One of the lay people who quit masturbating left a message saying that as long as the stomach gets cold and causes abdominal pain, he will not want to masturbate at all. I had diarrhea today, so I planned to practice it myself to see if what he said was true - but it didn't work at all. Well! I have abdominal pain so much that my intestines are cramped, but I can still masturbate normally!"
It’s not that I recited it as a spoof version of Mulan’s Ci, but I memorized the phrase “sharpening the knife sharply to the pigs and sheep” to “sharpening the knife sharply to the parents”.
"There are actually so many..."
On the computer screen, a little lolita with a bow on her head was having close contact with some mosaic object.
Su Qiao looked sadly and said: "After signing the contract with Tianmu Xingguang, I am no longer a free person..."
It was not because Li Cunzhuang saved the squad leader that I went to see him, but because he was included in the category of "friend" by me. My friend was unwell, so it was only natural to visit him.
On the computer screen, a little lolita with a bow on her head was having close contact with some mosaic object.
Suddenly I felt that instead of saying that Xiaoqin was drawing H comics, it would be better to say that she was playing audio H novels to me. Xiaoqin’s voice was very sweet and pleasant. If she were in Japan, maybe she could make a living as a voice actress.
On the computer screen, a little lolita with a bow on her head was having close contact with some mosaic object.
Damn it, it’s all Xiaoqin’s fault!
Eunuch Cao said with a playful smile: "My disciple is not that promising and cannot serve the country. I just happened to see a top post on a forum about quitting masturbation. Everyone complained about the harm of masturbation, and then shared the experience and results of quitting masturbation."
I glared at the paper box that Eunuch Cao placed on the left side of his notebook, and said dissatisfiedly:
Her vegetable-oriented H comics could be donated to botanists to see if placing them in vegetable greenhouses would increase production.
"What truth can be discovered by masturbating to H games? If scientific discoveries could be made in this way, China would have become the world's number one scientific power!"
"Oh, master, you are so concerned about my father's health. I am so grateful, disciple!" Eunuch Cao said with an exaggerated expression, "If you don't mind it, master, some of my and my father's collection of H games can be given to the master for use as a small child." Lu Yiqing!"
Li Cunzhuang was lying on the bed with a piece of tape on his left side and a bandage on the right. He was very happy to see me and chatted with me for more than an hour. Most of the time he talked about whether Shusha was in danger again and whether the people who were her enemies were here. Which kind of content.
I was so tortured by Xiao Qin that I couldn't listen to the class seriously, so I poked her elbow.
"One of the lay people who quit masturbating left a message saying that as long as the stomach gets cold and causes abdominal pain, he will not want to masturbate at all. I had diarrhea today, so I planned to practice it myself to see if what he said was true - but it didn't work at all. Well! I have abdominal pain so much that my intestines are cramped, but I can still masturbate normally!"
In their eyes, I can see the earnest hope that my son can have normal friends and a normal life.
Su Qiao looked sadly and said: "After signing the contract with Tianmu Xingguang, I am no longer a free person..."
"Didn't you take sick leave because of diarrhea? Why do you still have the energy to play this?"
On the computer screen, a little lolita with a bow on her head was having close contact with some mosaic object.
No, no, no, Xiao Qin’s reason for disguising herself as a man is not as noble as Hua Mulan’s. The reason why Xiao Qin and Hua Mulan resemble each other is actually very simple. The original text says – “Mulan has no breasts”! Hua Mulan and Xiao Qin both have small breasts! Otherwise, how could she have been in the army for twelve years and not been discovered by her comrades!
"Master, you don't know something. This disciple is exploring scientific truth!" Eunuch Cao said boldly.
In their eyes, I can see the earnest hope that my son can have normal friends and a normal life.
I bought some fruit, and according to the address I vaguely remembered last time, I pressed the doorbell of Li Cunzhuang's house. Judging from the texture of the door, I knew that Li Cunzhuang's house was in good condition.
I glared at the paper box that Eunuch Cao placed on the left side of his notebook, and said dissatisfiedly:
Damn it, it’s all Xiaoqin’s fault!
"What truth can be discovered by masturbating to H games? If scientific discoveries could be made in this way, China would have become the world's number one scientific power!"
"Zhuangzi, another friend is here to see you!"
"What truth can be discovered by masturbating to H games? If scientific discoveries could be made in this way, China would have become the world's number one scientific power!"
Just listening to the voice, I feel that Fu Shijian is a very hypocritical, very slippery, and very annoying person.
When I got home, Su Qiao was sitting on the sofa watching a talent show on TV. When she saw me coming, she quickly used the remote control to turn off the TV, for fear that the sound of the TV would disturb me and put me in a bad mood.
How bad is my popularity with Hua Mulan! As soon as they got home, their parents and sister committed suicide. The only brother also looked like he was going to be spoiled, waiting for sister Mulan to come in in fear!
"There are actually so many..."
Speaking of which, there used to be rumors in No. 28 Middle School that Li Cunzhuang's parents were biological siblings. This rumor was too vicious - they looked nothing alike - how pitiful the hearts of parents in the world are!
Fortunately, okay, because I have read the spoof version of Mulan's poem on the Internet, so I remember the original version relatively well. The spoof version seems to say this about Mulan's return home:
Eunuch Cao said with a playful smile: "My disciple is not that promising and cannot serve the country. I just happened to see a top post on a forum about quitting masturbation. Everyone complained about the harm of masturbation, and then shared the experience and results of quitting masturbation."
Su Qiao looked sadly and said: "After signing the contract with Tianmu Xingguang, I am no longer a free person..."
The class burst into laughter again, and I sat down in shame.
I asked the students in Class 2 that Li Cunzhuang did not come to class today. He must have been injured while protecting the squad leader last Friday and has not yet fully recovered.
I asked the students in Class 2 that Li Cunzhuang did not come to class today. He must have been injured while protecting the squad leader last Friday and has not yet fully recovered.
The monitor is still very serious. She may be worried about what she will say to my dad during tomorrow's home visit, and "sharpening my swords to my parents" may also show that I have a tendency to violence against my parents. The monitor is worried, where can I go? Time to laugh!
As a result, I was discovered by Old Man Zhang while I was whispering to Xiao Qin. He asked me to get up and answer the question.
I have also seen this kind of posts on Tieba. They are full of posts such as "Pornography is the most evil thing", "Masturbation will harm your life", "Since I quit masturbating, my head no longer hurts, my eyesight is no longer dazzled, and I can't even go up to the fifth floor." Panting, mom no longer has to worry about my studies!" Such a speech.
It was not because Li Cunzhuang saved the squad leader that I went to see him, but because he was included in the category of "friend" by me. My friend was unwell, so it was only natural to visit him.
Of course, I have to be careful not to make mistakes. If I accidentally recite the spoof version of Mulan Returns, Old Man Zhang will be furious.
Su Qiao looked sadly and said: "After signing the contract with Tianmu Xingguang, I am no longer a free person..."
I glared at the paper box that Eunuch Cao placed on the left side of his notebook, and said dissatisfiedly:
Old Man Zhang, who was very angry at me, commented: "Is this brother of Hua Mulan a spy sent by the Huns?"
"No need!" I know that most of the H-games on Director Cao's hard drive are of the lolicon type, and they also include many works of girls (who are both sisters and lolita). The overlap with Amy is quite high, so I can I don’t want to distort my psychology in that direction.
"One of the lay people who quit masturbating left a message saying that as long as the stomach gets cold and causes abdominal pain, he will not want to masturbate at all. I had diarrhea today, so I planned to practice it myself to see if what he said was true - but it didn't work at all. Well! I have abdominal pain so much that my intestines are cramped, but I can still masturbate normally!"
Maybe it was because Li Cunzhuang himself was too ugly. His parents were not too picky about my appearance, but happily told Li Cunzhuang who was resting in his bedroom:
Just listening to the voice, I feel that Fu Shijian is a very hypocritical, very slippery, and very annoying person.
Suddenly I felt that instead of saying that Xiaoqin was drawing H comics, it would be better to say that she was playing audio H novels to me. Xiaoqin’s voice was very sweet and pleasant. If she were in Japan, maybe she could make a living as a voice actress.
Speaking of which, there used to be rumors in No. 28 Middle School that Li Cunzhuang's parents were biological siblings. This rumor was too vicious - they looked nothing alike - how pitiful the hearts of parents in the world are!
"Classmate Ye Lin did this to me and made me unable to make a sound. It was too hard..."
I had nothing to say about such a shameless Eunuch Cao. I threw 50 condoms on the table and told him that they were for Director Cao. People like him who are at high risk of sexually transmitted diseases should not forget to bring ten condoms with them when they go out. indivual.
No, no, no, Xiao Qin’s reason for disguising herself as a man is not as noble as Hua Mulan’s. The reason why Xiao Qin and Hua Mulan resemble each other is actually very simple. The original text says – “Mulan has no breasts”! Hua Mulan and Xiao Qin both have small breasts! Otherwise, how could she have been in the army for twelve years and not been discovered by her comrades!
"When the mother-in-law heard that the daughter was coming, she went out to help the general; when the sister heard that the sister was coming, she was responsible for the makeup; when the younger brother heard that the sister was coming, he sharpened his knife..."
I had nothing to say about such a shameless Eunuch Cao. I threw 50 condoms on the table and told him that they were for Director Cao. People like him who are at high risk of sexually transmitted diseases should not forget to bring ten condoms with them when they go out. indivual.
Because I stood up to recite, I happened to be able to see Xiaoqin's ridiculous paintings. It suddenly occurred to me that there is a sentence in front of Mulan's poem, "My father has no eldest son, Mulan has no eldest brother." From this sentence analysis, in fact, Hua Mulan and Xiaoqin still have something to do with each other. resemblance.
The cumbersome 50 condoms in my pocket, I went to Yulong Community during the afternoon break and delivered them to Director Cao.
"Oh, master, you are so concerned about my father's health. I am so grateful, disciple!" Eunuch Cao said with an exaggerated expression, "If you don't mind it, master, some of my and my father's collection of H games can be given to the master for use as a small child." Lu Yiqing!"
I was a little surprised by the word "again". After asking around, I found out that on Saturday, the squad leader had already brought Shu Zhe here once to express his gratitude to Li Cunzhuang. Although Li Cunzhuang was injured in the fight, he made rare friends because of it, so his parents were happy and felt that their son was one step closer to integrating into the group.
How bad is my popularity with Hua Mulan! As soon as they got home, their parents and sister committed suicide. The only brother also looked like he was going to be spoiled, waiting for sister Mulan to come in in fear!
"Well, I am Zhuangzi's friend, and I came to see him." I tried my best to hide the ferocious look in my eyes, so as not to let Li Cunzhuang's parents think that their son had mistakenly become a gangster.
Eunuch Cao said with a playful smile: "My disciple is not that promising and cannot serve the country. I just happened to see a top post on a forum about quitting masturbation. Everyone complained about the harm of masturbation, and then shared the experience and results of quitting masturbation."
Maybe it was because Li Cunzhuang himself was too ugly. His parents were not too picky about my appearance, but happily told Li Cunzhuang who was resting in his bedroom:
"Classmate Ye Lin, you can't, it's very dirty there..." Xiaoqin wrote embarrassing dialogue in the storyboard. It seems that her H comic uses me and her as the protagonists.
Old Man Zhang, who was very angry at me, commented: "Is this brother of Hua Mulan a spy sent by the Huns?"
When I got home, Su Qiao was sitting on the sofa watching a talent show on TV. When she saw me coming, she quickly used the remote control to turn off the TV, for fear that the sound of the TV would disturb me and put me in a bad mood.
"No need!" I know that most of the H-games on Director Cao's hard drive are of the lolicon type, and they also include many works of girls (who are both sisters and lolita). The overlap with Amy is quite high, so I can I don’t want to distort my psychology in that direction.
"If you have time, come to my house often to play!"
It’s not that I recited it as a spoof version of Mulan’s Ci, but I memorized the phrase “sharpening the knife sharply to the pigs and sheep” to “sharpening the knife sharply to the parents”.
When I came back from Director Cao's house, I was catching up with Old Man Zhang's Chinese class, which was my biggest headache.
When I came back from Director Cao's house, I was catching up with Old Man Zhang's Chinese class, which was my biggest headache.
I have also seen this kind of posts on Tieba. They are full of posts such as "Pornography is the most evil thing", "Masturbation will harm your life", "Since I quit masturbating, my head no longer hurts, my eyesight is no longer dazzled, and I can't even go up to the fifth floor." Panting, mom no longer has to worry about my studies!" Such a speech.
In addition, Xiaoqin, who was confused, told me that in order to meet my various needs, as my girlfriend, she would personally draw H comics for me to read.
Suddenly I felt that instead of saying that Xiaoqin was drawing H comics, it would be better to say that she was playing audio H novels to me. Xiaoqin’s voice was very sweet and pleasant. If she were in Japan, maybe she could make a living as a voice actress.
Every time she made up a new line, she had to write it out while reading it, which was quite embarrassing.
But I don’t have any expectations at all. Although men have different masturbation points, men who can masturbate to eggplants and potatoes have probably not yet been born in this world.
What's the similarity, you ask? Is it because Xiaoqin has also disguised herself as a man
Suddenly I felt that instead of saying that Xiaoqin was drawing H comics, it would be better to say that she was playing audio H novels to me. Xiaoqin’s voice was very sweet and pleasant. If she were in Japan, maybe she could make a living as a voice actress.
"There are actually so many..."
"What truth can be discovered by masturbating to H games? If scientific discoveries could be made in this way, China would have become the world's number one scientific power!"
"When the mother-in-law heard that her daughter was coming, she went to the clear pond. When the sister heard that the sister was coming, she hung herself on the southeast branch. When the younger brother heard that the sister was coming, the sound of the pipa stopped and he was too late to speak."
The first task is to call dad on the phone and tell him not to drink from tonight. If he is drunk when he meets the monitor, everything will be messed up.
I bought some fruit, and according to the address I vaguely remembered last time, I pressed the doorbell of Li Cunzhuang's house. Judging from the texture of the door, I knew that Li Cunzhuang's house was in good condition.
"Oh, master, you are so concerned about my father's health. I am so grateful, disciple!" Eunuch Cao said with an exaggerated expression, "If you don't mind it, master, some of my and my father's collection of H games can be given to the master for use as a small child." Lu Yiqing!"
Her vegetable-oriented H comics could be donated to botanists to see if placing them in vegetable greenhouses would increase production.
That's true, but if you behave well, I may still be able to help you get rid of the shackles of Tianmu Starlight. After all, I am the second shareholder there!
The monitor is still very serious. She may be worried about what she will say to my dad during tomorrow's home visit, and "sharpening my swords to my parents" may also show that I have a tendency to violence against my parents. The monitor is worried, where can I go? Time to laugh!
But I don’t have any expectations at all. Although men have different masturbation points, men who can masturbate to eggplants and potatoes have probably not yet been born in this world.
I glared at the paper box that Eunuch Cao placed on the left side of his notebook, and said dissatisfiedly:
The class burst into laughter again, and I sat down in shame.
I had nothing to say about such a shameless Eunuch Cao. I threw 50 condoms on the table and told him that they were for Director Cao. People like him who are at high risk of sexually transmitted diseases should not forget to bring ten condoms with them when they go out. indivual.
Eunuch Cao said with a playful smile: "My disciple is not that promising and cannot serve the country. I just happened to see a top post on a forum about quitting masturbation. Everyone complained about the harm of masturbation, and then shared the experience and results of quitting masturbation."
"What truth can be discovered by masturbating to H games? If scientific discoveries could be made in this way, China would have become the world's number one scientific power!"
"Classmate Ye Lin, you can't, it's very dirty there..." Xiaoqin wrote embarrassing dialogue in the storyboard. It seems that her H comic uses me and her as the protagonists.
"Master, you don't know something. This disciple is exploring scientific truth!" Eunuch Cao said boldly.
I bought some fruit, and according to the address I vaguely remembered last time, I pressed the doorbell of Li Cunzhuang's house. Judging from the texture of the door, I knew that Li Cunzhuang's house was in good condition.
Old Man Zhang, who was very angry at me, commented: "Is this brother of Hua Mulan a spy sent by the Huns?"
"Classmate Ye Lin did this to me and made me unable to make a sound. It was too hard..."
Speaking of which, there used to be rumors in No. 28 Middle School that Li Cunzhuang's parents were biological siblings. This rumor was too vicious - they looked nothing alike - how pitiful the hearts of parents in the world are!
I secretly thought it was funny, I was not concentrating, and finally recited Mulan's words by mistake.
"There are actually so many..."
I have also seen this kind of posts on Tieba. They are full of posts such as "Pornography is the most evil thing", "Masturbation will harm your life", "Since I quit masturbating, my head no longer hurts, my eyesight is no longer dazzled, and I can't even go up to the fifth floor." Panting, mom no longer has to worry about my studies!" Such a speech.
That's true, but if you behave well, I may still be able to help you get rid of the shackles of Tianmu Starlight. After all, I am the second shareholder there!
As a result, I was discovered by Old Man Zhang while I was whispering to Xiao Qin. He asked me to get up and answer the question.
When I came back from Director Cao's house, I was catching up with Old Man Zhang's Chinese class, which was my biggest headache.
Eunuch Cao said with a playful smile: "My disciple is not that promising and cannot serve the country. I just happened to see a top post on a forum about quitting masturbation. Everyone complained about the harm of masturbation, and then shared the experience and results of quitting masturbation."
When I got home, Su Qiao was sitting on the sofa watching a talent show on TV. When she saw me coming, she quickly used the remote control to turn off the TV, for fear that the sound of the TV would disturb me and put me in a bad mood.
Every time she made up a new line, she had to write it out while reading it, which was quite embarrassing.
On the computer screen, a little lolita with a bow on her head was having close contact with some mosaic object.
"I love my brother the most..."
When I left, Li Cunzhuang's parents came to the door to see me off and told me:
"Oh, master, you are so concerned about my father's health. I am so grateful, disciple!" Eunuch Cao said with an exaggerated expression, "If you don't mind it, master, some of my and my father's collection of H games can be given to the master for use as a small child." Lu Yiqing!"
It was not because Li Cunzhuang saved the squad leader that I went to see him, but because he was included in the category of "friend" by me. My friend was unwell, so it was only natural to visit him.
Her vegetable-oriented H comics could be donated to botanists to see if placing them in vegetable greenhouses would increase production.
The monitor is still very serious. She may be worried about what she will say to my dad during tomorrow's home visit, and "sharpening my swords to my parents" may also show that I have a tendency to violence against my parents. The monitor is worried, where can I go? Time to laugh!
Xiao Qin, however, wrote to herself without raising her head:
Suddenly I felt that instead of saying that Xiaoqin was drawing H comics, it would be better to say that she was playing audio H novels to me. Xiaoqin’s voice was very sweet and pleasant. If she were in Japan, maybe she could make a living as a voice actress.
Speaking of which, there used to be rumors in No. 28 Middle School that Li Cunzhuang's parents were biological siblings. This rumor was too vicious - they looked nothing alike - how pitiful the hearts of parents in the world are!
When I came back from Director Cao's house, I was catching up with Old Man Zhang's Chinese class, which was my biggest headache.
Xiao Qin, however, wrote to herself without raising her head:
"What truth can be discovered by masturbating to H games? If scientific discoveries could be made in this way, China would have become the world's number one scientific power!"
In their eyes, I can see the earnest hope that my son can have normal friends and a normal life.
I secretly thought it was funny, I was not concentrating, and finally recited Mulan's words by mistake.
Old Man Zhang, who was very angry at me, commented: "Is this brother of Hua Mulan a spy sent by the Huns?"
Because I stood up to recite, I happened to be able to see Xiaoqin's ridiculous paintings. It suddenly occurred to me that there is a sentence in front of Mulan's poem, "My father has no eldest son, Mulan has no eldest brother." From this sentence analysis, in fact, Hua Mulan and Xiaoqin still have something to do with each other. resemblance.
"No way? Classmate Ye Lin is really, so fast..."
"If you have time, come to my house often to play!"
That's true, but if you behave well, I may still be able to help you get rid of the shackles of Tianmu Starlight. After all, I am the second shareholder there!
Because I stood up to recite, I happened to be able to see Xiaoqin's ridiculous paintings. It suddenly occurred to me that there is a sentence in front of Mulan's poem, "My father has no eldest son, Mulan has no eldest brother." From this sentence analysis, in fact, Hua Mulan and Xiaoqin still have something to do with each other. resemblance.
After school that day, I called Su Qiao to tell her that I wasn't going home for dinner. Then I ate something casually at the snack street and then headed to Li Cunzhuang's house.
When I got home, Su Qiao was sitting on the sofa watching a talent show on TV. When she saw me coming, she quickly used the remote control to turn off the TV, for fear that the sound of the TV would disturb me and put me in a bad mood.
That's true, but if you behave well, I may still be able to help you get rid of the shackles of Tianmu Starlight. After all, I am the second shareholder there!
"Hey, can you stop making any noise?"
I was so tortured by Xiao Qin that I couldn't listen to the class seriously, so I poked her elbow.
But I don’t have any expectations at all. Although men have different masturbation points, men who can masturbate to eggplants and potatoes have probably not yet been born in this world.
"Classmate Ye Lin did this to me and made me unable to make a sound. It was too hard..."
The cumbersome 50 condoms in my pocket, I went to Yulong Community during the afternoon break and delivered them to Director Cao.
It was not because Li Cunzhuang saved the squad leader that I went to see him, but because he was included in the category of "friend" by me. My friend was unwell, so it was only natural to visit him.
I glared at the paper box that Eunuch Cao placed on the left side of his notebook, and said dissatisfiedly:
Xiao Qin, however, wrote to herself without raising her head:
How bad is my popularity with Hua Mulan! As soon as they got home, their parents and sister committed suicide. The only brother also looked like he was going to be spoiled, waiting for sister Mulan to come in in fear!
In their eyes, I can see the earnest hope that my son can have normal friends and a normal life.
"Hey, can you stop making any noise?"
Really, Xiao Qin obviously didn’t take the initiative to talk to me after I stood up, so why should I think about that sentence “Mulan doesn’t have breasts”!
Maybe it was because Li Cunzhuang himself was too ugly. His parents were not too picky about my appearance, but happily told Li Cunzhuang who was resting in his bedroom:
The first task is to call dad on the phone and tell him not to drink from tonight. If he is drunk when he meets the monitor, everything will be messed up.
"What truth can be discovered by masturbating to H games? If scientific discoveries could be made in this way, China would have become the world's number one scientific power!"
"I love my brother the most..."
"No way? Classmate Ye Lin is really, so fast..."
Really, Xiao Qin obviously didn’t take the initiative to talk to me after I stood up, so why should I think about that sentence “Mulan doesn’t have breasts”!
I bought some fruit, and according to the address I vaguely remembered last time, I pressed the doorbell of Li Cunzhuang's house. Judging from the texture of the door, I knew that Li Cunzhuang's house was in good condition.
Xiao Qin, however, wrote to herself without raising her head:
"There are actually so many..."
I had nothing to say about such a shameless Eunuch Cao. I threw 50 condoms on the table and told him that they were for Director Cao. People like him who are at high risk of sexually transmitted diseases should not forget to bring ten condoms with them when they go out. indivual.
"Classmate Ye Lin did this to me and made me unable to make a sound. It was too hard..."
"Are you... Zhuangzi's classmate?" Sure enough, his parents also called him Zhuangzi.
Really, Xiao Qin obviously didn’t take the initiative to talk to me after I stood up, so why should I think about that sentence “Mulan doesn’t have breasts”!
"Well, I am Zhuangzi's friend, and I came to see him." I tried my best to hide the ferocious look in my eyes, so as not to let Li Cunzhuang's parents think that their son had mistakenly become a gangster.
The whole class burst into laughter, and Xiong Yaoyue even hit the table with laughter.
Just listening to the voice, I feel that Fu Shijian is a very hypocritical, very slippery, and very annoying person.
"No need!" I know that most of the H-games on Director Cao's hard drive are of the lolicon type, and they also include many works of girls (who are both sisters and lolita). The overlap with Amy is quite high, so I can I don’t want to distort my psychology in that direction.
The class burst into laughter again, and I sat down in shame.
The daily conversations between me and you have also been included in the creation! You draw comics so freely!
Li Cunzhuang was lying on the bed with a piece of tape on his left side and a bandage on the right. He was very happy to see me and chatted with me for more than an hour. Most of the time he talked about whether Shusha was in danger again and whether the people who were her enemies were here. Which kind of content.
"There are actually so many..."
"No way? Classmate Ye Lin is really, so fast..."
What's the similarity, you ask? Is it because Xiaoqin has also disguised herself as a man
"Classmate Ye Lin, you can't, it's very dirty there..." Xiaoqin wrote embarrassing dialogue in the storyboard. It seems that her H comic uses me and her as the protagonists.
As a result, I was discovered by Old Man Zhang while I was whispering to Xiao Qin. He asked me to get up and answer the question.
Eunuch Cao said with a playful smile: "My disciple is not that promising and cannot serve the country. I just happened to see a top post on a forum about quitting masturbation. Everyone complained about the harm of masturbation, and then shared the experience and results of quitting masturbation."
How bad is my popularity with Hua Mulan! As soon as they got home, their parents and sister committed suicide. The only brother also looked like he was going to be spoiled, waiting for sister Mulan to come in in fear!
I was so tortured by Xiao Qin that I couldn't listen to the class seriously, so I poked her elbow.
The whole class burst into laughter, and Xiong Yaoyue even hit the table with laughter.
On the computer screen, a little lolita with a bow on her head was having close contact with some mosaic object.
It was not because Li Cunzhuang saved the squad leader that I went to see him, but because he was included in the category of "friend" by me. My friend was unwell, so it was only natural to visit him.
Damn it, it’s all Xiaoqin’s fault!
As a result, I was discovered by Old Man Zhang while I was whispering to Xiao Qin. He asked me to get up and answer the question.
Dad didn't ask, and I didn't explain it specifically. Anyway, the class monitor is more of a class teacher than the class teacher, so it was considered fair and proper to greet her with the same etiquette as a class teacher.
Just in time, Director Cao was away, and only Eunuch Cao was sitting behind his laptop playing the beautiful girl game.
Xiao Qin, however, wrote to herself without raising her head:
Fortunately, okay, because I have read the spoof version of Mulan's poem on the Internet, so I remember the original version relatively well. The spoof version seems to say this about Mulan's return home:
It was not because Li Cunzhuang saved the squad leader that I went to see him, but because he was included in the category of "friend" by me. My friend was unwell, so it was only natural to visit him.
"Ye Lin, recite to me the part about Mulan's return home in "The Song of Mulan"!"
Every time she made up a new line, she had to write it out while reading it, which was quite embarrassing.
"Ye Lin, recite to me the part about Mulan's return home in "The Song of Mulan"!"
Speaking of which, there used to be rumors in No. 28 Middle School that Li Cunzhuang's parents were biological siblings. This rumor was too vicious - they looked nothing alike - how pitiful the hearts of parents in the world are!
Dad agreed wholeheartedly, and seemed to have misunderstood "squad leader" as "class teacher" and did not question this.
"When the mother-in-law heard that her daughter was coming, she went to the clear pond. When the sister heard that the sister was coming, she hung herself on the southeast branch. When the younger brother heard that the sister was coming, the sound of the pipa stopped and he was too late to speak."
"Oh, master, you are so concerned about my father's health. I am so grateful, disciple!" Eunuch Cao said with an exaggerated expression, "If you don't mind it, master, some of my and my father's collection of H games can be given to the master for use as a small child." Lu Yiqing!"
A very tall man opened the door for me, probably Li Cunzhuang's father. Her mother, with a kind face on her face, also came over to talk to me.
No, no, no, Xiao Qin’s reason for disguising herself as a man is not as noble as Hua Mulan’s. The reason why Xiao Qin and Hua Mulan resemble each other is actually very simple. The original text says – “Mulan has no breasts”! Hua Mulan and Xiao Qin both have small breasts! Otherwise, how could she have been in the army for twelve years and not been discovered by her comrades!
"What truth can be discovered by masturbating to H games? If scientific discoveries could be made in this way, China would have become the world's number one scientific power!"
Fortunately, okay, because I have read the spoof version of Mulan's poem on the Internet, so I remember the original version relatively well. The spoof version seems to say this about Mulan's return home:
On the computer screen, a little lolita with a bow on her head was having close contact with some mosaic object.
On the phone, he asked Su Qiao to "accompany" a wealthy businessman. The hints in his words were so dirty that he felt that Fu Shijian was more of a pimp than an agent.
After school that day, I called Su Qiao to tell her that I wasn't going home for dinner. Then I ate something casually at the snack street and then headed to Li Cunzhuang's house.
Eunuch Cao said with a playful smile: "My disciple is not that promising and cannot serve the country. I just happened to see a top post on a forum about quitting masturbation. Everyone complained about the harm of masturbation, and then shared the experience and results of quitting masturbation."
"When the mother-in-law heard that her daughter was coming, she went to the clear pond. When the sister heard that the sister was coming, she hung herself on the southeast branch. When the younger brother heard that the sister was coming, the sound of the pipa stopped and he was too late to speak."
What's the similarity, you ask? Is it because Xiaoqin has also disguised herself as a man
When I left, Li Cunzhuang's parents came to the door to see me off and told me:
When I got home, Su Qiao was sitting on the sofa watching a talent show on TV. When she saw me coming, she quickly used the remote control to turn off the TV, for fear that the sound of the TV would disturb me and put me in a bad mood.
I was so tortured by Xiao Qin that I couldn't listen to the class seriously, so I poked her elbow.
I glared at the paper box that Eunuch Cao placed on the left side of his notebook, and said dissatisfiedly:
How bad is my popularity with Hua Mulan! As soon as they got home, their parents and sister committed suicide. The only brother also looked like he was going to be spoiled, waiting for sister Mulan to come in in fear!
"Are you... Zhuangzi's classmate?" Sure enough, his parents also called him Zhuangzi.
Dad didn't ask, and I didn't explain it specifically. Anyway, the class monitor is more of a class teacher than the class teacher, so it was considered fair and proper to greet her with the same etiquette as a class teacher.
Of course, I have to be careful not to make mistakes. If I accidentally recite the spoof version of Mulan Returns, Old Man Zhang will be furious.
As a result, I was discovered by Old Man Zhang while I was whispering to Xiao Qin. He asked me to get up and answer the question.
The cumbersome 50 condoms in my pocket, I went to Yulong Community during the afternoon break and delivered them to Director Cao.
Her vegetable-oriented H comics could be donated to botanists to see if placing them in vegetable greenhouses would increase production.
"If you have time, come to my house often to play!"
Fortunately, okay, because I have read the spoof version of Mulan's poem on the Internet, so I remember the original version relatively well. The spoof version seems to say this about Mulan's return home:
"Ye Lin, recite to me the part about Mulan's return home in "The Song of Mulan"!"
Eunuch Cao said with a playful smile: "My disciple is not that promising and cannot serve the country. I just happened to see a top post on a forum about quitting masturbation. Everyone complained about the harm of masturbation, and then shared the experience and results of quitting masturbation."
"When the mother-in-law heard that the daughter was coming, she went out to help the general; when the sister heard that the sister was coming, she was responsible for the makeup; when the younger brother heard that the sister was coming, he sharpened his knife..."
After school that day, I called Su Qiao to tell her that I wasn't going home for dinner. Then I ate something casually at the snack street and then headed to Li Cunzhuang's house.
"I love my brother the most..."
Her vegetable-oriented H comics could be donated to botanists to see if placing them in vegetable greenhouses would increase production.
After we separated from the squad leader, I called my dad’s cell phone and told him that our squad leader was going to visit his home tomorrow and asked him to dress neatly, not to drink, and try to leave a good impression on others.
As a result, I was discovered by Old Man Zhang while I was whispering to Xiao Qin. He asked me to get up and answer the question.
Because I stood up to recite, I happened to be able to see Xiaoqin's ridiculous paintings. It suddenly occurred to me that there is a sentence in front of Mulan's poem, "My father has no eldest son, Mulan has no eldest brother." From this sentence analysis, in fact, Hua Mulan and Xiaoqin still have something to do with each other. resemblance.
Su Qiao looked sadly and said: "After signing the contract with Tianmu Xingguang, I am no longer a free person..."
Just in time, Director Cao was away, and only Eunuch Cao was sitting behind his laptop playing the beautiful girl game.
Suddenly I felt that instead of saying that Xiaoqin was drawing H comics, it would be better to say that she was playing audio H novels to me. Xiaoqin’s voice was very sweet and pleasant. If she were in Japan, maybe she could make a living as a voice actress.
Because I stood up to recite, I happened to be able to see Xiaoqin's ridiculous paintings. It suddenly occurred to me that there is a sentence in front of Mulan's poem, "My father has no eldest son, Mulan has no eldest brother." From this sentence analysis, in fact, Hua Mulan and Xiaoqin still have something to do with each other. resemblance.
"Oh, master, you are so concerned about my father's health. I am so grateful, disciple!" Eunuch Cao said with an exaggerated expression, "If you don't mind it, master, some of my and my father's collection of H games can be given to the master for use as a small child." Lu Yiqing!"
Just listening to the voice, I feel that Fu Shijian is a very hypocritical, very slippery, and very annoying person.
Xiaoqin also burst out laughing, but she was afraid that I would feel embarrassed, so she didn't dare to speak loudly.
What's the similarity, you ask? Is it because Xiaoqin has also disguised herself as a man
The whole class burst into laughter, and Xiong Yaoyue even hit the table with laughter.
When I came back from Director Cao's house, I was catching up with Old Man Zhang's Chinese class, which was my biggest headache.
"Ye Lin, recite to me the part about Mulan's return home in "The Song of Mulan"!"
No, no, no, Xiao Qin’s reason for disguising herself as a man is not as noble as Hua Mulan’s. The reason why Xiao Qin and Hua Mulan resemble each other is actually very simple. The original text says – “Mulan has no breasts”! Hua Mulan and Xiao Qin both have small breasts! Otherwise, how could she have been in the army for twelve years and not been discovered by her comrades!
In their eyes, I can see the earnest hope that my son can have normal friends and a normal life.
Eunuch Cao said with a playful smile: "My disciple is not that promising and cannot serve the country. I just happened to see a top post on a forum about quitting masturbation. Everyone complained about the harm of masturbation, and then shared the experience and results of quitting masturbation."
I secretly thought it was funny, I was not concentrating, and finally recited Mulan's words by mistake.
Her vegetable-oriented H comics could be donated to botanists to see if placing them in vegetable greenhouses would increase production.
"No need!" I know that most of the H-games on Director Cao's hard drive are of the lolicon type, and they also include many works of girls (who are both sisters and lolita). The overlap with Amy is quite high, so I can I don’t want to distort my psychology in that direction.
Really, Xiao Qin obviously didn’t take the initiative to talk to me after I stood up, so why should I think about that sentence “Mulan doesn’t have breasts”!
Damn it, it’s all Xiaoqin’s fault!
It’s not that I recited it as a spoof version of Mulan’s Ci, but I memorized the phrase “sharpening the knife sharply to the pigs and sheep” to “sharpening the knife sharply to the parents”.
It’s not that I recited it as a spoof version of Mulan’s Ci, but I memorized the phrase “sharpening the knife sharply to the pigs and sheep” to “sharpening the knife sharply to the parents”.
Dad didn't ask, and I didn't explain it specifically. Anyway, the class monitor is more of a class teacher than the class teacher, so it was considered fair and proper to greet her with the same etiquette as a class teacher.
Fortunately, okay, because I have read the spoof version of Mulan's poem on the Internet, so I remember the original version relatively well. The spoof version seems to say this about Mulan's return home:
That night I checked the eavesdropping recording again and found no communication between Su Qiao and Ai Shuqiao. Instead, I recorded a phone call from the actual person in charge of Tianmu Starlight, senior agent Fu Shijian, to Su Qiao.
The whole class burst into laughter, and Xiong Yaoyue even hit the table with laughter.
I had nothing to say about such a shameless Eunuch Cao. I threw 50 condoms on the table and told him that they were for Director Cao. People like him who are at high risk of sexually transmitted diseases should not forget to bring ten condoms with them when they go out. indivual.
The monitor is still very serious. She may be worried about what she will say to my dad during tomorrow's home visit, and "sharpening my swords to my parents" may also show that I have a tendency to violence against my parents. The monitor is worried, where can I go? Time to laugh!
Xiaoqin also burst out laughing, but she was afraid that I would feel embarrassed, so she didn't dare to speak loudly.
Old Man Zhang, who was very angry at me, commented: "Is this brother of Hua Mulan a spy sent by the Huns?"
That's true, but if you behave well, I may still be able to help you get rid of the shackles of Tianmu Starlight. After all, I am the second shareholder there!
In their eyes, I can see the earnest hope that my son can have normal friends and a normal life.
But I don’t have any expectations at all. Although men have different masturbation points, men who can masturbate to eggplants and potatoes have probably not yet been born in this world.
When I came back from Director Cao's house, I was catching up with Old Man Zhang's Chinese class, which was my biggest headache.
A very tall man opened the door for me, probably Li Cunzhuang's father. Her mother, with a kind face on her face, also came over to talk to me.
I have also seen this kind of posts on Tieba. They are full of posts such as "Pornography is the most evil thing", "Masturbation will harm your life", "Since I quit masturbating, my head no longer hurts, my eyesight is no longer dazzled, and I can't even go up to the fifth floor." Panting, mom no longer has to worry about my studies!" Such a speech.
The monitor is still very serious. She may be worried about what she will say to my dad during tomorrow's home visit, and "sharpening my swords to my parents" may also show that I have a tendency to violence against my parents. The monitor is worried, where can I go? Time to laugh!
What's the similarity, you ask? Is it because Xiaoqin has also disguised herself as a man
The cumbersome 50 condoms in my pocket, I went to Yulong Community during the afternoon break and delivered them to Director Cao.
"What truth can be discovered by masturbating to H games? If scientific discoveries could be made in this way, China would have become the world's number one scientific power!"
No, no, no, Xiao Qin’s reason for disguising herself as a man is not as noble as Hua Mulan’s. The reason why Xiao Qin and Hua Mulan resemble each other is actually very simple. The original text says – “Mulan has no breasts”! Hua Mulan and Xiao Qin both have small breasts! Otherwise, how could she have been in the army for twelve years and not been discovered by her comrades!
As a result, I was discovered by Old Man Zhang while I was whispering to Xiao Qin. He asked me to get up and answer the question.
When I came back from Director Cao's house, I was catching up with Old Man Zhang's Chinese class, which was my biggest headache.
"What truth can be discovered by masturbating to H games? If scientific discoveries could be made in this way, China would have become the world's number one scientific power!"
Old Man Zhang, who was very angry at me, commented: "Is this brother of Hua Mulan a spy sent by the Huns?"
In addition, Xiaoqin, who was confused, told me that in order to meet my various needs, as my girlfriend, she would personally draw H comics for me to read.
Just listening to the voice, I feel that Fu Shijian is a very hypocritical, very slippery, and very annoying person.
It’s not that I recited it as a spoof version of Mulan’s Ci, but I memorized the phrase “sharpening the knife sharply to the pigs and sheep” to “sharpening the knife sharply to the parents”.
Of course, I have to be careful not to make mistakes. If I accidentally recite the spoof version of Mulan Returns, Old Man Zhang will be furious.
"Master, you don't know something. This disciple is exploring scientific truth!" Eunuch Cao said boldly.
But I don’t have any expectations at all. Although men have different masturbation points, men who can masturbate to eggplants and potatoes have probably not yet been born in this world.
In addition, Xiaoqin, who was confused, told me that in order to meet my various needs, as my girlfriend, she would personally draw H comics for me to read.
"No need!" I know that most of the H-games on Director Cao's hard drive are of the lolicon type, and they also include many works of girls (who are both sisters and lolita). The overlap with Amy is quite high, so I can I don’t want to distort my psychology in that direction.
The class burst into laughter again, and I sat down in shame.
"One of the lay people who quit masturbating left a message saying that as long as the stomach gets cold and causes abdominal pain, he will not want to masturbate at all. I had diarrhea today, so I planned to practice it myself to see if what he said was true - but it didn't work at all. Well! I have abdominal pain so much that my intestines are cramped, but I can still masturbate normally!"
"Oh, master, you are so concerned about my father's health. I am so grateful, disciple!" Eunuch Cao said with an exaggerated expression, "If you don't mind it, master, some of my and my father's collection of H games can be given to the master for use as a small child." Lu Yiqing!"
"There are actually so many..."
Really, Xiao Qin obviously didn’t take the initiative to talk to me after I stood up, so why should I think about that sentence “Mulan doesn’t have breasts”!
When I came back from Director Cao's house, I was catching up with Old Man Zhang's Chinese class, which was my biggest headache.
Su Qiao looked sadly and said: "After signing the contract with Tianmu Xingguang, I am no longer a free person..."
How bad is my popularity with Hua Mulan! As soon as they got home, their parents and sister committed suicide. The only brother also looked like he was going to be spoiled, waiting for sister Mulan to come in in fear!
When I got home, Su Qiao was sitting on the sofa watching a talent show on TV. When she saw me coming, she quickly used the remote control to turn off the TV, for fear that the sound of the TV would disturb me and put me in a bad mood.
After school that day, I called Su Qiao to tell her that I wasn't going home for dinner. Then I ate something casually at the snack street and then headed to Li Cunzhuang's house.
When I got home, Su Qiao was sitting on the sofa watching a talent show on TV. When she saw me coming, she quickly used the remote control to turn off the TV, for fear that the sound of the TV would disturb me and put me in a bad mood.
When I got home, Su Qiao was sitting on the sofa watching a talent show on TV. When she saw me coming, she quickly used the remote control to turn off the TV, for fear that the sound of the TV would disturb me and put me in a bad mood.
I have also seen this kind of posts on Tieba. They are full of posts such as "Pornography is the most evil thing", "Masturbation will harm your life", "Since I quit masturbating, my head no longer hurts, my eyesight is no longer dazzled, and I can't even go up to the fifth floor." Panting, mom no longer has to worry about my studies!" Such a speech.
When I left, Li Cunzhuang's parents came to the door to see me off and told me:
I asked the students in Class 2 that Li Cunzhuang did not come to class today. He must have been injured while protecting the squad leader last Friday and has not yet fully recovered.
I had nothing to say about such a shameless Eunuch Cao. I threw 50 condoms on the table and told him that they were for Director Cao. People like him who are at high risk of sexually transmitted diseases should not forget to bring ten condoms with them when they go out. indivual.
Of course, I have to be careful not to make mistakes. If I accidentally recite the spoof version of Mulan Returns, Old Man Zhang will be furious.
That's true, but if you behave well, I may still be able to help you get rid of the shackles of Tianmu Starlight. After all, I am the second shareholder there!
"Are you... Zhuangzi's classmate?" Sure enough, his parents also called him Zhuangzi.
"Are you... Zhuangzi's classmate?" Sure enough, his parents also called him Zhuangzi.
"It's okay, you can continue reading." I said, "I am not an ancient Egyptian slave owner. You are also a free person, so you don't have to be so afraid of me."
It was not because Li Cunzhuang saved the squad leader that I went to see him, but because he was included in the category of "friend" by me. My friend was unwell, so it was only natural to visit him.
A very tall man opened the door for me, probably Li Cunzhuang's father. Her mother, with a kind face on her face, also came over to talk to me.
The monitor is still very serious. She may be worried about what she will say to my dad during tomorrow's home visit, and "sharpening my swords to my parents" may also show that I have a tendency to violence against my parents. The monitor is worried, where can I go? Time to laugh!
I bought some fruit, and according to the address I vaguely remembered last time, I pressed the doorbell of Li Cunzhuang's house. Judging from the texture of the door, I knew that Li Cunzhuang's house was in good condition.
I glared at the paper box that Eunuch Cao placed on the left side of his notebook, and said dissatisfiedly:
I glared at the paper box that Eunuch Cao placed on the left side of his notebook, and said dissatisfiedly:
"No way? Classmate Ye Lin is really, so fast..."
Of course, I have to be careful not to make mistakes. If I accidentally recite the spoof version of Mulan Returns, Old Man Zhang will be furious.
I had nothing to say about such a shameless Eunuch Cao. I threw 50 condoms on the table and told him that they were for Director Cao. People like him who are at high risk of sexually transmitted diseases should not forget to bring ten condoms with them when they go out. indivual.
Really, Xiao Qin obviously didn’t take the initiative to talk to me after I stood up, so why should I think about that sentence “Mulan doesn’t have breasts”!
Old Man Zhang, who was very angry at me, commented: "Is this brother of Hua Mulan a spy sent by the Huns?"
What's the similarity, you ask? Is it because Xiaoqin has also disguised herself as a man
A very tall man opened the door for me, probably Li Cunzhuang's father. Her mother, with a kind face on her face, also came over to talk to me.
"No need!" I know that most of the H-games on Director Cao's hard drive are of the lolicon type, and they also include many works of girls (who are both sisters and lolita). The overlap with Amy is quite high, so I can I don’t want to distort my psychology in that direction.
I secretly thought it was funny, I was not concentrating, and finally recited Mulan's words by mistake.
When I left, Li Cunzhuang's parents came to the door to see me off and told me:
"Are you... Zhuangzi's classmate?" Sure enough, his parents also called him Zhuangzi.
Xiaoqin also burst out laughing, but she was afraid that I would feel embarrassed, so she didn't dare to speak loudly.
Dad agreed wholeheartedly, and seemed to have misunderstood "squad leader" as "class teacher" and did not question this.
Eunuch Cao said with a playful smile: "My disciple is not that promising and cannot serve the country. I just happened to see a top post on a forum about quitting masturbation. Everyone complained about the harm of masturbation, and then shared the experience and results of quitting masturbation."
That's true, but if you behave well, I may still be able to help you get rid of the shackles of Tianmu Starlight. After all, I am the second shareholder there!
"Well, I am Zhuangzi's friend, and I came to see him." I tried my best to hide the ferocious look in my eyes, so as not to let Li Cunzhuang's parents think that their son had mistakenly become a gangster.
"No need!" I know that most of the H-games on Director Cao's hard drive are of the lolicon type, and they also include many works of girls (who are both sisters and lolita). The overlap with Amy is quite high, so I can I don’t want to distort my psychology in that direction.
How bad is my popularity with Hua Mulan! As soon as they got home, their parents and sister committed suicide. The only brother also looked like he was going to be spoiled, waiting for sister Mulan to come in in fear!
I was a little surprised by the word "again". After asking around, I found out that on Saturday, the squad leader had already brought Shu Zhe here once to express his gratitude to Li Cunzhuang. Although Li Cunzhuang was injured in the fight, he made rare friends because of it, so his parents were happy and felt that their son was one step closer to integrating into the group.
"Ye Lin, recite to me the part about Mulan's return home in "The Song of Mulan"!"
"Ye Lin, recite to me the part about Mulan's return home in "The Song of Mulan"!"
Speaking of which, there used to be rumors in No. 28 Middle School that Li Cunzhuang's parents were biological siblings. This rumor was too vicious - they looked nothing alike - how pitiful the hearts of parents in the world are!
"One of the lay people who quit masturbating left a message saying that as long as the stomach gets cold and causes abdominal pain, he will not want to masturbate at all. I had diarrhea today, so I planned to practice it myself to see if what he said was true - but it didn't work at all. Well! I have abdominal pain so much that my intestines are cramped, but I can still masturbate normally!"
The whole class burst into laughter, and Xiong Yaoyue even hit the table with laughter.
Maybe it was because Li Cunzhuang himself was too ugly. His parents were not too picky about my appearance, but happily told Li Cunzhuang who was resting in his bedroom:
I glared at the paper box that Eunuch Cao placed on the left side of his notebook, and said dissatisfiedly:
Suddenly I felt that instead of saying that Xiaoqin was drawing H comics, it would be better to say that she was playing audio H novels to me. Xiaoqin’s voice was very sweet and pleasant. If she were in Japan, maybe she could make a living as a voice actress.
Just listening to the voice, I feel that Fu Shijian is a very hypocritical, very slippery, and very annoying person.
"Zhuangzi, another friend is here to see you!"
I was so tortured by Xiao Qin that I couldn't listen to the class seriously, so I poked her elbow.
On the phone, he asked Su Qiao to "accompany" a wealthy businessman. The hints in his words were so dirty that he felt that Fu Shijian was more of a pimp than an agent.
Old Man Zhang, who was very angry at me, commented: "Is this brother of Hua Mulan a spy sent by the Huns?"
The daily conversations between me and you have also been included in the creation! You draw comics so freely!
On the computer screen, a little lolita with a bow on her head was having close contact with some mosaic object.
I was a little surprised by the word "again". After asking around, I found out that on Saturday, the squad leader had already brought Shu Zhe here once to express his gratitude to Li Cunzhuang. Although Li Cunzhuang was injured in the fight, he made rare friends because of it, so his parents were happy and felt that their son was one step closer to integrating into the group.
"Zhuangzi, another friend is here to see you!"
Just listening to the voice, I feel that Fu Shijian is a very hypocritical, very slippery, and very annoying person.
What's the similarity, you ask? Is it because Xiaoqin has also disguised herself as a man
When I left, Li Cunzhuang's parents came to the door to see me off and told me:
Xiaoqin also burst out laughing, but she was afraid that I would feel embarrassed, so she didn't dare to speak loudly.
The monitor is still very serious. She may be worried about what she will say to my dad during tomorrow's home visit, and "sharpening my swords to my parents" may also show that I have a tendency to violence against my parents. The monitor is worried, where can I go? Time to laugh!
Li Cunzhuang was lying on the bed with a piece of tape on his left side and a bandage on the right. He was very happy to see me and chatted with me for more than an hour. Most of the time he talked about whether Shusha was in danger again and whether the people who were her enemies were here. Which kind of content.
On the computer screen, a little lolita with a bow on her head was having close contact with some mosaic object.
Of course, I have to be careful not to make mistakes. If I accidentally recite the spoof version of Mulan Returns, Old Man Zhang will be furious.
But I don’t have any expectations at all. Although men have different masturbation points, men who can masturbate to eggplants and potatoes have probably not yet been born in this world.
In their eyes, I can see the earnest hope that my son can have normal friends and a normal life.
I glared at the paper box that Eunuch Cao placed on the left side of his notebook, and said dissatisfiedly:
But I don’t have any expectations at all. Although men have different masturbation points, men who can masturbate to eggplants and potatoes have probably not yet been born in this world.
I had nothing to say about such a shameless Eunuch Cao. I threw 50 condoms on the table and told him that they were for Director Cao. People like him who are at high risk of sexually transmitted diseases should not forget to bring ten condoms with them when they go out. indivual.
When I left, Li Cunzhuang's parents came to the door to see me off and told me:
Just listening to the voice, I feel that Fu Shijian is a very hypocritical, very slippery, and very annoying person.
The class burst into laughter again, and I sat down in shame.
"It's okay, you can continue reading." I said, "I am not an ancient Egyptian slave owner. You are also a free person, so you don't have to be so afraid of me."
After we separated from the squad leader, I called my dad’s cell phone and told him that our squad leader was going to visit his home tomorrow and asked him to dress neatly, not to drink, and try to leave a good impression on others.
A very tall man opened the door for me, probably Li Cunzhuang's father. Her mother, with a kind face on her face, also came over to talk to me.
Just in time, Director Cao was away, and only Eunuch Cao was sitting behind his laptop playing the beautiful girl game.
"Master, you don't know something. This disciple is exploring scientific truth!" Eunuch Cao said boldly.
The whole class burst into laughter, and Xiong Yaoyue even hit the table with laughter.
"If you have time, come to my house often to play!"
The monitor is still very serious. She may be worried about what she will say to my dad during tomorrow's home visit, and "sharpening my swords to my parents" may also show that I have a tendency to violence against my parents. The monitor is worried, where can I go? Time to laugh!
"Classmate Ye Lin, you can't, it's very dirty there..." Xiaoqin wrote embarrassing dialogue in the storyboard. It seems that her H comic uses me and her as the protagonists.
The daily conversations between me and you have also been included in the creation! You draw comics so freely!
Suddenly I felt that instead of saying that Xiaoqin was drawing H comics, it would be better to say that she was playing audio H novels to me. Xiaoqin’s voice was very sweet and pleasant. If she were in Japan, maybe she could make a living as a voice actress.
I glared at the paper box that Eunuch Cao placed on the left side of his notebook, and said dissatisfiedly:
"There are actually so many..."
How bad is my popularity with Hua Mulan! As soon as they got home, their parents and sister committed suicide. The only brother also looked like he was going to be spoiled, waiting for sister Mulan to come in in fear!
In their eyes, I can see the earnest hope that my son can have normal friends and a normal life.
Dad didn't ask, and I didn't explain it specifically. Anyway, the class monitor is more of a class teacher than the class teacher, so it was considered fair and proper to greet her with the same etiquette as a class teacher.
"Classmate Ye Lin did this to me and made me unable to make a sound. It was too hard..."
"No need!" I know that most of the H-games on Director Cao's hard drive are of the lolicon type, and they also include many works of girls (who are both sisters and lolita). The overlap with Amy is quite high, so I can I don’t want to distort my psychology in that direction.
"Well, I am Zhuangzi's friend, and I came to see him." I tried my best to hide the ferocious look in my eyes, so as not to let Li Cunzhuang's parents think that their son had mistakenly become a gangster.
"One of the lay people who quit masturbating left a message saying that as long as the stomach gets cold and causes abdominal pain, he will not want to masturbate at all. I had diarrhea today, so I planned to practice it myself to see if what he said was true - but it didn't work at all. Well! I have abdominal pain so much that my intestines are cramped, but I can still masturbate normally!"
But I don’t have any expectations at all. Although men have different masturbation points, men who can masturbate to eggplants and potatoes have probably not yet been born in this world.
"What truth can be discovered by masturbating to H games? If scientific discoveries could be made in this way, China would have become the world's number one scientific power!"
In their eyes, I can see the earnest hope that my son can have normal friends and a normal life.
Speaking of which, there used to be rumors in No. 28 Middle School that Li Cunzhuang's parents were biological siblings. This rumor was too vicious - they looked nothing alike - how pitiful the hearts of parents in the world are!
When I got home, Su Qiao was sitting on the sofa watching a talent show on TV. When she saw me coming, she quickly used the remote control to turn off the TV, for fear that the sound of the TV would disturb me and put me in a bad mood.
"When the mother-in-law heard that her daughter was coming, she went to the clear pond. When the sister heard that the sister was coming, she hung herself on the southeast branch. When the younger brother heard that the sister was coming, the sound of the pipa stopped and he was too late to speak."
I was so tortured by Xiao Qin that I couldn't listen to the class seriously, so I poked her elbow.
The first task is to call dad on the phone and tell him not to drink from tonight. If he is drunk when he meets the monitor, everything will be messed up.
But I don’t have any expectations at all. Although men have different masturbation points, men who can masturbate to eggplants and potatoes have probably not yet been born in this world.
When I got home, Su Qiao was sitting on the sofa watching a talent show on TV. When she saw me coming, she quickly used the remote control to turn off the TV, for fear that the sound of the TV would disturb me and put me in a bad mood.
The whole class burst into laughter, and Xiong Yaoyue even hit the table with laughter.
"Classmate Ye Lin, you can't, it's very dirty there..." Xiaoqin wrote embarrassing dialogue in the storyboard. It seems that her H comic uses me and her as the protagonists.
Old Man Zhang, who was very angry at me, commented: "Is this brother of Hua Mulan a spy sent by the Huns?"
"It's okay, you can continue reading." I said, "I am not an ancient Egyptian slave owner. You are also a free person, so you don't have to be so afraid of me."
I asked the students in Class 2 that Li Cunzhuang did not come to class today. He must have been injured while protecting the squad leader last Friday and has not yet fully recovered.
"Hey, can you stop making any noise?"
Suddenly I felt that instead of saying that Xiaoqin was drawing H comics, it would be better to say that she was playing audio H novels to me. Xiaoqin’s voice was very sweet and pleasant. If she were in Japan, maybe she could make a living as a voice actress.
Xiaoqin also burst out laughing, but she was afraid that I would feel embarrassed, so she didn't dare to speak loudly.
Dad didn't ask, and I didn't explain it specifically. Anyway, the class monitor is more of a class teacher than the class teacher, so it was considered fair and proper to greet her with the same etiquette as a class teacher.
Su Qiao looked sadly and said: "After signing the contract with Tianmu Xingguang, I am no longer a free person..."
On the phone, he asked Su Qiao to "accompany" a wealthy businessman. The hints in his words were so dirty that he felt that Fu Shijian was more of a pimp than an agent.
"Master, you don't know something. This disciple is exploring scientific truth!" Eunuch Cao said boldly.
Eunuch Cao said with a playful smile: "My disciple is not that promising and cannot serve the country. I just happened to see a top post on a forum about quitting masturbation. Everyone complained about the harm of masturbation, and then shared the experience and results of quitting masturbation."
Because I stood up to recite, I happened to be able to see Xiaoqin's ridiculous paintings. It suddenly occurred to me that there is a sentence in front of Mulan's poem, "My father has no eldest son, Mulan has no eldest brother." From this sentence analysis, in fact, Hua Mulan and Xiaoqin still have something to do with each other. resemblance.
I glared at the paper box that Eunuch Cao placed on the left side of his notebook, and said dissatisfiedly:
Xiao Qin, however, wrote to herself without raising her head:
I bought some fruit, and according to the address I vaguely remembered last time, I pressed the doorbell of Li Cunzhuang's house. Judging from the texture of the door, I knew that Li Cunzhuang's house was in good condition.
That's true, but if you behave well, I may still be able to help you get rid of the shackles of Tianmu Starlight. After all, I am the second shareholder there!
Suddenly I felt that instead of saying that Xiaoqin was drawing H comics, it would be better to say that she was playing audio H novels to me. Xiaoqin’s voice was very sweet and pleasant. If she were in Japan, maybe she could make a living as a voice actress.
The class burst into laughter again, and I sat down in shame.
"Didn't you take sick leave because of diarrhea? Why do you still have the energy to play this?"
That night I checked the eavesdropping recording again and found no communication between Su Qiao and Ai Shuqiao. Instead, I recorded a phone call from the actual person in charge of Tianmu Starlight, senior agent Fu Shijian, to Su Qiao.
That night I checked the eavesdropping recording again and found no communication between Su Qiao and Ai Shuqiao. Instead, I recorded a phone call from the actual person in charge of Tianmu Starlight, senior agent Fu Shijian, to Su Qiao.
When I came back from Director Cao's house, I was catching up with Old Man Zhang's Chinese class, which was my biggest headache.
Dad didn't ask, and I didn't explain it specifically. Anyway, the class monitor is more of a class teacher than the class teacher, so it was considered fair and proper to greet her with the same etiquette as a class teacher.
That night I checked the eavesdropping recording again and found no communication between Su Qiao and Ai Shuqiao. Instead, I recorded a phone call from the actual person in charge of Tianmu Starlight, senior agent Fu Shijian, to Su Qiao.
Just listening to the voice, I feel that Fu Shijian is a very hypocritical, very slippery, and very annoying person.
Damn it, it’s all Xiaoqin’s fault!
"It's okay, you can continue reading." I said, "I am not an ancient Egyptian slave owner. You are also a free person, so you don't have to be so afraid of me."
"When the mother-in-law heard that the daughter was coming, she went out to help the general; when the sister heard that the sister was coming, she was responsible for the makeup; when the younger brother heard that the sister was coming, he sharpened his knife..."
"One of the lay people who quit masturbating left a message saying that as long as the stomach gets cold and causes abdominal pain, he will not want to masturbate at all. I had diarrhea today, so I planned to practice it myself to see if what he said was true - but it didn't work at all. Well! I have abdominal pain so much that my intestines are cramped, but I can still masturbate normally!"
"Zhuangzi, another friend is here to see you!"
Xiao Qin, however, wrote to herself without raising her head:
After school that day, I called Su Qiao to tell her that I wasn't going home for dinner. Then I ate something casually at the snack street and then headed to Li Cunzhuang's house.
No, no, no, Xiao Qin’s reason for disguising herself as a man is not as noble as Hua Mulan’s. The reason why Xiao Qin and Hua Mulan resemble each other is actually very simple. The original text says – “Mulan has no breasts”! Hua Mulan and Xiao Qin both have small breasts! Otherwise, how could she have been in the army for twelve years and not been discovered by her comrades!
On the phone, he asked Su Qiao to "accompany" a wealthy businessman. The hints in his words were so dirty that he felt that Fu Shijian was more of a pimp than an agent.
What's the similarity, you ask? Is it because Xiaoqin has also disguised herself as a man
Xiaoqin also burst out laughing, but she was afraid that I would feel embarrassed, so she didn't dare to speak loudly.