"You ask about the one who went to the zoo with me? That... is my sister!"
"In the end, he agreed very quickly! He also asked Dongshan City's LOL Party and Dota Party to have three activists each, and they all brought their girlfriends to meet in a cafe. Among them was me! I was in the scolding battle. I brag that I have a beautiful girlfriend, but it turns out that the date for meeting is next week, and I haven’t found anyone who can go with me!”
Seeing my panicked expression, Xiao Ding knew he had caught my weak point. He chuckled twice and further threatened:
"Eh? I always thought that my pretending to be a tiger would only make people laugh. Could it also scare some people?"
Xiaoqin ignored Amy's taunt and waved to me: "Classmate Ye Lin, this way!"
Xiao Ding obviously didn't believe it, "Your sister? Why have I never heard that you have a sister?"
During the conversation with Xiao Ding, Xiao Qin, who had been waiting for me for a long time and came to look for me without returning, bumped into Amy and Xiong Yaoyue, and Pentheus also came out of the toilet.
"Eh? Does anyone who plays LOL have to have a girlfriend?"
"Eh? Do you know each other?" Xiong Yaoyue was surprised and turned to ask Pentheus, "What is the Ku Klux Klan? It sounds familiar."
"You ask about the one who went to the zoo with me? That... is my sister!"
"This..." Xiao Ding hesitated for a moment, "A certain LOL player named 'Streaming' uploaded N photos of himself and his girlfriend, as well as his university student ID card. He wanted to prove that it is not just elementary school students who play LOL, but Many LOL players have girlfriends. After he started, both parties competed to upload photos, but there were obviously more photos of couples in the LOL party than in the Dota party, and some of the photos in the Dota party were revealed to be fake, which made us lose Very big person…”
I was stunned, "You two actually know each other?"
I looked at the ceiling of the bathroom and said, "My distant cousin, I just moved nearby to go to school. Is it normal for the brother and sister to come to the zoo to relax?"
"Stop lying to me! Why do you know so many girls!" Xiao Ding said angrily, "The first one was your sister, and this one is your sister. You think you are Duan Yu!"
Unexpectedly, Xiao Ding continued: "In fact, our dota party and the LOL party recently launched a large-scale scolding war in Baidu Tieba..."
Amy crossed her arms and asked with a sneer: "Are you following my manservant? Don't you know that the manservant is here to protect me?"
"Isn't that right?" Xiao Ding asked doubtfully, "When I was pretending to be a tiger, I saw that girl hugging your arm, so intimate..."
"Isn't that right?" Xiao Ding asked doubtfully, "When I was pretending to be a tiger, I saw that girl hugging your arm, so intimate..."
"This..." Xiao Ding hesitated for a moment, "A certain LOL player named 'Streaming' uploaded N photos of himself and his girlfriend, as well as his university student ID card. He wanted to prove that it is not just elementary school students who play LOL, but Many LOL players have girlfriends. After he started, both parties competed to upload photos, but there were obviously more photos of couples in the LOL party than in the Dota party, and some of the photos in the Dota party were revealed to be fake, which made us lose Very big person…”
Pretending to have a girlfriend is already playing with fire, but you actually agreed to meet someone! Let’s see how you end up this time!
I frowned, "What? Are you mistaken? I am a junior high school student! Most of the female friends I know are also junior high school students. You have graduated from college and you are looking for a girlfriend who is a junior high school student. You are a lolita control!"
"Isn't that right?" Xiao Ding asked doubtfully, "When I was pretending to be a tiger, I saw that girl hugging your arm, so intimate..."
She immediately turned to a smile and said, "But Miss Xiaoqin is not a KKK member."
"That's because she's afraid of strangers! Especially when she sees you, a nervous tiger, she's scared!"
It's really ironic. It's still unclear whether Xiaoqin will become my sister, but Amy is my real sister! It was obviously a frank truth, but Xiao Ding took it as a joke.
"Although I know a few girls, I don't know them well enough. I'm afraid there's nothing I can do to help!"
Seeing me thinking, Xiao Ding said again: "I won't let you go out for free, I will pay 500... no, 1,000 yuan as a reward! Didn't you see that I was pretending to be a tiger and working hard to make money? It's just for this. ! You must not let me lose all my face in front of my friends and enemies!"
Refers to Xiao Qin and Amy? It's impossible for them to pretend to be your girlfriends! I don’t care whether I feel uncomfortable in my heart - Xiaoqin has androphobia! The possibility of Amy deigning to do such a thing is not even one in a billion!
But wait a minute, Xiong Yaoyue is so careless that she might reveal her secrets in just a few words at the meeting, and she is a pure LOL party herself! If the two groups get into a debate about the game, maybe Xiong Yaoyue will join the other side involuntarily! Then Xiao Ding will fail and go to his grandma's house!
"Eh? I always thought that my pretending to be a tiger would only make people laugh. Could it also scare some people?"
"Humph, classmate Ye Lin is not here to protect you!" Xiaoqin stuck out her tongue at Amy, "Classmate Ye Lin is here to go on a date with me!"
I looked at the ceiling of the bathroom and said, "My distant cousin, I just moved nearby to go to school. Is it normal for the brother and sister to come to the zoo to relax?"
Xiao Ding made a "shh" gesture to me, "I told you that I was pretending to be my girlfriend and it was over after dinner! Don't you understand who I am? I would never touch anyone!" Everything is just to prove the superiority of dota!"
After finally diverting the topic, I came out of the men's room with Xiao Ding and saw a super strong man walking towards me.
Seeing me thinking, Xiao Ding said again: "I won't let you go out for free, I will pay 500... no, 1,000 yuan as a reward! Didn't you see that I was pretending to be a tiger and working hard to make money? It's just for this. ! You must not let me lose all my face in front of my friends and enemies!"
She immediately turned to a smile and said, "But Miss Xiaoqin is not a KKK member."
Amy crossed her arms and asked with a sneer: "Are you following my manservant? Don't you know that the manservant is here to protect me?"
"Humph, classmate Ye Lin is not here to protect you!" Xiaoqin stuck out her tongue at Amy, "Classmate Ye Lin is here to go on a date with me!"
It was Pentheus, which meant that Amy and Xiong Yaoyue were still in the garden.
Xiao Ding clasped his palms together and begged me: "So, Xiao Ye, you must do me this favor and introduce a girl you know to pretend to be my girlfriend to fool this matter! If you can't do it, not only The LOL party will get carried away, and my comrades in the Dota party will also accuse me of lying and bragging!"
"result?"
"Sorry, I really don't have the right person!" I shrugged in regret.
Pentheus not only greeted me affectionately, but also said hello to Xiao Ding before walking into the toilet.
"Eh? I always thought that my pretending to be a tiger would only make people laugh. Could it also scare some people?"
"Eh? I always thought that my pretending to be a tiger would only make people laugh. Could it also scare some people?"
"In the end, he agreed very quickly! He also asked Dongshan City's LOL Party and Dota Party to have three activists each, and they all brought their girlfriends to meet in a cafe. Among them was me! I was in the scolding battle. I brag that I have a beautiful girlfriend, but it turns out that the date for meeting is next week, and I haven’t found anyone who can go with me!”
I was stunned, "You two actually know each other?"
Pentheus's dark face turned serious for a moment: "They are the kind of people who specialize in persecuting us."
"Who do you think she is? Isn't she a violent woman?" Amy looked narrowly at Xiaoqin's white dress, "Do you think wearing all white means you are a white swan? In my eyes, she looks like the Ku Klux Klan!"
During the conversation with Xiao Ding, Xiao Qin, who had been waiting for me for a long time and came to look for me without returning, bumped into Amy and Xiong Yaoyue, and Pentheus also came out of the toilet.
"Humph, classmate Ye Lin is not here to protect you!" Xiaoqin stuck out her tongue at Amy, "Classmate Ye Lin is here to go on a date with me!"
"result?"
Xiao Ding couldn't help but burst into tears after hearing this comment. He pulled me further away and said to me seriously:
I can't help but think in an evil direction. Pentheus is gay, and Xiao Ding will be nervous in front of girls. Did the two of them meet through the same-sex | dating app "Jie Ke Di"
Xiao Ding looks quite pitiful. If he is willing to pay someone to play his girlfriend, Xiong Yaoyue may agree. After all, he has free dinner and money to take it, so why not
"The valet's friends are all weirdos," Amy said to Xiong Yaoyue without lowering her voice at all, as if deliberately letting Xiao Ding hear. "He walked around in the zoo wearing a fake tiger skin. He wanted to Being put in a cage? What a pure M!"
I can't help but think in an evil direction. Pentheus is gay, and Xiao Ding will be nervous in front of girls. Did the two of them meet through the same-sex | dating app "Jie Ke Di"
I said smoothly: "This is also my sister..."
Xiao Ding made a "shh" gesture to me, "I told you that I was pretending to be my girlfriend and it was over after dinner! Don't you understand who I am? I would never touch anyone!" Everything is just to prove the superiority of dota!"
I was stunned, "You two actually know each other?"
Refers to Xiao Qin and Amy? It's impossible for them to pretend to be your girlfriends! I don’t care whether I feel uncomfortable in my heart - Xiaoqin has androphobia! The possibility of Amy deigning to do such a thing is not even one in a billion!
Seeing my evil smile, Xiao Ding asked strangely: "What are you thinking! Isn't he the owner of the dog named 'Obama'? One time you and Shusha came back from walking the dog and asked me to contact the dog for you. The owner is the one who came to pick up the dog! Not to mention, as a foreigner, he speaks Chinese really fluently!"
Seeing my evil smile, Xiao Ding asked strangely: "What are you thinking! Isn't he the owner of the dog named 'Obama'? One time you and Shusha came back from walking the dog and asked me to contact the dog for you. The owner is the one who came to pick up the dog! Not to mention, as a foreigner, he speaks Chinese really fluently!"
"During the scolding, we discovered that the guy from 'The Stream' is also from Dongshan City. In line with the principle of 'catch the thief first, catch the king', I provoked him to bring his girlfriend out to meet us, just in case his girlfriend was also a fake one. Yes, don’t we win?”
"Although I know a few girls, I don't know them well enough. I'm afraid there's nothing I can do to help!"
I never thought that I would be caught by Xiao Ding, an otaku who only plays NB in Dota. Out of revenge and mischief, I suddenly thought of a perfect candidate.
Seeing my panicked expression, Xiao Ding knew he had caught my weak point. He chuckled twice and further threatened:
But wait a minute, Xiong Yaoyue is so careless that she might reveal her secrets in just a few words at the meeting, and she is a pure LOL party herself! If the two groups get into a debate about the game, maybe Xiong Yaoyue will join the other side involuntarily! Then Xiao Ding will fail and go to his grandma's house!
After finally diverting the topic, I came out of the men's room with Xiao Ding and saw a super strong man walking towards me.
"Shu Sha comes to the pet hospital every two days to do volunteer work. Even if I stutter when facing girls, I can tell Dr. Zhao first, and then let Dr. Zhao confide in Shu Sha! How many sisters do you have by then? , just go and explain it to Shusha yourself!"
It turned out that I was overthinking it, because what happened immediately afterwards was that the squad leader and I were stuck in a dead alley, so I forgot about it.
Xiao Ding clasped his palms together and begged me: "So, Xiao Ye, you must do me this favor and introduce a girl you know to pretend to be my girlfriend to fool this matter! If you can't do it, not only The LOL party will get carried away, and my comrades in the Dota party will also accuse me of lying and bragging!"
After finally diverting the topic, I came out of the men's room with Xiao Ding and saw a super strong man walking towards me.
"result?"
After meeting Pentheus, Amy naturally wouldn't be too far away. Before I could meet Xiao Qin at the door of the restaurant, I saw Amy taking the ice cream that Xiong Yaoyue had queued up to buy, and was about to taste it happily.
It's really ironic. It's still unclear whether Xiaoqin will become my sister, but Amy is my real sister! It was obviously a frank truth, but Xiao Ding took it as a joke.
Unexpectedly, Xiao Ding continued: "In fact, our dota party and the LOL party recently launched a large-scale scolding war in Baidu Tieba..."
"Eh? Don't say that!" I couldn't help but panic. Although I told the monitor that Xiaoqin might become my adopted sister, I still felt uneasy for some reason.
I said seriously: "This is really my sister!"
"Eh? Isn't this a valet?" Amy saw me at the top of the steps. She looked proud of her condescension, "Are you here to protect me secretly? Although it is unnecessary, I will remember your loyalty for the time being. !”
Xiao Ding clasped his palms together and begged me: "So, Xiao Ye, you must do me this favor and introduce a girl you know to pretend to be my girlfriend to fool this matter! If you can't do it, not only The LOL party will get carried away, and my comrades in the Dota party will also accuse me of lying and bragging!"
"Eh? Does anyone who plays LOL have to have a girlfriend?"
Really! If you don’t have a girlfriend, don’t pretend to have one! How sad are you compared to those bastards who pretend not to have girlfriends even though they clearly have them!
Xiong Yaoyue was also surprised to see me. Not only was she responsible for buying snacks for Amy, but she was also responsible for holding a parasol for Amy to protect her from ultraviolet rays. She stretched out her hand and said hello to me: "What a coincidence!"
I was stunned, "You two actually know each other?"
Xiong Yaoyue was also surprised to see me. Not only was she responsible for buying snacks for Amy, but she was also responsible for holding a parasol for Amy to protect her from ultraviolet rays. She stretched out her hand and said hello to me: "What a coincidence!"
I can't help but think in an evil direction. Pentheus is gay, and Xiao Ding will be nervous in front of girls. Did the two of them meet through the same-sex | dating app "Jie Ke Di"
I was shocked. Did Xiao Ding know that I was secretly playing League of Legends during this period? I only play it occasionally! Mainly because I am curious about Amy’s desire to form a professional LOL team! I was doing push-ups when the game was reading!
"In the end, he agreed very quickly! He also asked Dongshan City's LOL Party and Dota Party to have three activists each, and they all brought their girlfriends to meet in a cafe. Among them was me! I was in the scolding battle. I brag that I have a beautiful girlfriend, but it turns out that the date for meeting is next week, and I haven’t found anyone who can go with me!”
I was stunned, "You two actually know each other?"
"Humph, classmate Ye Lin is not here to protect you!" Xiaoqin stuck out her tongue at Amy, "Classmate Ye Lin is here to go on a date with me!"
It was Pentheus, which meant that Amy and Xiong Yaoyue were still in the garden.
I can't help but think in an evil direction. Pentheus is gay, and Xiao Ding will be nervous in front of girls. Did the two of them meet through the same-sex | dating app "Jie Ke Di"
Xiao Ding gritted her teeth and said, "Don't you have two sisters?"
Xiao Ding saw this and felt strange. He pulled me aside and asked, "Who is this little blond lolita?"
It's really ironic. It's still unclear whether Xiaoqin will become my sister, but Amy is my real sister! It was obviously a frank truth, but Xiao Ding took it as a joke.
Xiong Yaoyue was also surprised to see me. Not only was she responsible for buying snacks for Amy, but she was also responsible for holding a parasol for Amy to protect her from ultraviolet rays. She stretched out her hand and said hello to me: "What a coincidence!"
Seeing me thinking, Xiao Ding said again: "I won't let you go out for free, I will pay 500... no, 1,000 yuan as a reward! Didn't you see that I was pretending to be a tiger and working hard to make money? It's just for this. ! You must not let me lose all my face in front of my friends and enemies!"
"result?"
Xiong Yaoyue was also surprised to see me. Not only was she responsible for buying snacks for Amy, but she was also responsible for holding a parasol for Amy to protect her from ultraviolet rays. She stretched out her hand and said hello to me: "What a coincidence!"
Xiao Ding looks quite pitiful. If he is willing to pay someone to play his girlfriend, Xiong Yaoyue may agree. After all, he has free dinner and money to take it, so why not
I frowned, "What? Are you mistaken? I am a junior high school student! Most of the female friends I know are also junior high school students. You have graduated from college and you are looking for a girlfriend who is a junior high school student. You are a lolita control!"
"Xiaoye, we have known each other for a long time. Since you know so many girls, can you do me a favor?"
I said smoothly: "This is also my sister..."
After meeting Pentheus, Amy naturally wouldn't be too far away. Before I could meet Xiao Qin at the door of the restaurant, I saw Amy taking the ice cream that Xiong Yaoyue had queued up to buy, and was about to taste it happily.
"Eh? Don't say that!" I couldn't help but panic. Although I told the monitor that Xiaoqin might become my adopted sister, I still felt uneasy for some reason.
I said smoothly: "This is also my sister..."
"This..." Xiao Ding hesitated for a moment, "A certain LOL player named 'Streaming' uploaded N photos of himself and his girlfriend, as well as his university student ID card. He wanted to prove that it is not just elementary school students who play LOL, but Many LOL players have girlfriends. After he started, both parties competed to upload photos, but there were obviously more photos of couples in the LOL party than in the Dota party, and some of the photos in the Dota party were revealed to be fake, which made us lose Very big person…”
Xiao Ding had an expression on his face that said, "You're really not interesting." He looked at me and seemed to be talking to himself:
I never thought that I would be caught by Xiao Ding, an otaku who only plays NB in Dota. Out of revenge and mischief, I suddenly thought of a perfect candidate.
"Stop lying to me! Why do you know so many girls!" Xiao Ding said angrily, "The first one was your sister, and this one is your sister. You think you are Duan Yu!"
"Okay, I promise you, I will get things done before next Friday. Just wait for the good news!"
"Eh? Does anyone who plays LOL have to have a girlfriend?"
Ah, I couldn't stop it, Xiaoqin finally said it! Amy had a look of disbelief on her face, looking at me as if waiting for me to deny it. Xiong Yaoyue also opened her mouth in surprise, pointed at Xiaoqin, and then at me, as if asking: "Are you really dating?" ?”
"Although I know a few girls, I don't know them well enough. I'm afraid there's nothing I can do to help!"
"Isn't that right?" Xiao Ding asked doubtfully, "When I was pretending to be a tiger, I saw that girl hugging your arm, so intimate..."
Xiao Ding made a "shh" gesture to me, "I told you that I was pretending to be my girlfriend and it was over after dinner! Don't you understand who I am? I would never touch anyone!" Everything is just to prove the superiority of dota!"
It turned out that I was overthinking it, because what happened immediately afterwards was that the squad leader and I were stuck in a dead alley, so I forgot about it.
I said seriously: "This is really my sister!"
Amy crossed her arms and asked with a sneer: "Are you following my manservant? Don't you know that the manservant is here to protect me?"
Pentheus not only greeted me affectionately, but also said hello to Xiao Ding before walking into the toilet.
"result?"
I thought to myself: It’s not the Ku Klux Klan, it’s the Triads! In short, it is an illegal organization related to the "Three"!
After finally diverting the topic, I came out of the men's room with Xiao Ding and saw a super strong man walking towards me.
I was stunned, "You two actually know each other?"
"You can't believe it!" Xiao Ding lifted up the tiger skin that was half-covered on his body. "The first black-haired one said she was your sister. I was half-convinced, but this blond one is obviously a mixed race! If you are brother and sister, You should also have some traces of mixed blood!”
Seeing me thinking, Xiao Ding said again: "I won't let you go out for free, I will pay 500... no, 1,000 yuan as a reward! Didn't you see that I was pretending to be a tiger and working hard to make money? It's just for this. ! You must not let me lose all my face in front of my friends and enemies!"
Xiao Ding obviously didn't believe it, "Your sister? Why have I never heard that you have a sister?"
Pentheus's dark face turned serious for a moment: "They are the kind of people who specialize in persecuting us."
It's really ironic. It's still unclear whether Xiaoqin will become my sister, but Amy is my real sister! It was obviously a frank truth, but Xiao Ding took it as a joke.
"You ask about the one who went to the zoo with me? That... is my sister!"
"Xiaoye, we have known each other for a long time. Since you know so many girls, can you do me a favor?"
"Eh? Does anyone who plays LOL have to have a girlfriend?"
"The valet's friends are all weirdos," Amy said to Xiong Yaoyue without lowering her voice at all, as if deliberately letting Xiao Ding hear. "He walked around in the zoo wearing a fake tiger skin. He wanted to Being put in a cage? What a pure M!"
Xiao Ding was overjoyed to hear that I agreed so readily. At this time, someone came to him for the second round of Wusong's tiger-fighting performance. He told me not to forget this, and went to continue working to make money.
"Xiaoye, we have known each other for a long time. Since you know so many girls, can you do me a favor?"
I frowned, "What? Are you mistaken? I am a junior high school student! Most of the female friends I know are also junior high school students. You have graduated from college and you are looking for a girlfriend who is a junior high school student. You are a lolita control!"
Xiao Ding couldn't help but burst into tears after hearing this comment. He pulled me further away and said to me seriously:
Amy crossed her arms and asked with a sneer: "Are you following my manservant? Don't you know that the manservant is here to protect me?"
"Who do you think she is? Isn't she a violent woman?" Amy looked narrowly at Xiaoqin's white dress, "Do you think wearing all white means you are a white swan? In my eyes, she looks like the Ku Klux Klan!"
Ah, I couldn't stop it, Xiaoqin finally said it! Amy had a look of disbelief on her face, looking at me as if waiting for me to deny it. Xiong Yaoyue also opened her mouth in surprise, pointed at Xiaoqin, and then at me, as if asking: "Are you really dating?" ?”
Xiao Ding asked with a grimace: "Do you remember? I told you before that if you go to play League of Legends, I will break up with you?"
Amy crossed her arms and asked with a sneer: "Are you following my manservant? Don't you know that the manservant is here to protect me?"
Xiao Ding saw this and felt strange. He pulled me aside and asked, "Who is this little blond lolita?"
"Xiaoye, we have known each other for a long time. Since you know so many girls, can you do me a favor?"
"Eh? Isn't this a valet?" Amy saw me at the top of the steps. She looked proud of her condescension, "Are you here to protect me secretly? Although it is unnecessary, I will remember your loyalty for the time being. !”
"Humph, classmate Ye Lin is not here to protect you!" Xiaoqin stuck out her tongue at Amy, "Classmate Ye Lin is here to go on a date with me!"
I was shocked. Did Xiao Ding know that I was secretly playing League of Legends during this period? I only play it occasionally! Mainly because I am curious about Amy’s desire to form a professional LOL team! I was doing push-ups when the game was reading!
During the conversation with Xiao Ding, Xiao Qin, who had been waiting for me for a long time and came to look for me without returning, bumped into Amy and Xiong Yaoyue, and Pentheus also came out of the toilet.
I let out a long breath, "Don't you scold me every day?"
"During the scolding, we discovered that the guy from 'The Stream' is also from Dongshan City. In line with the principle of 'catch the thief first, catch the king', I provoked him to bring his girlfriend out to meet us, just in case his girlfriend was also a fake one. Yes, don’t we win?”
Xiao Ding gritted her teeth and said, "Don't you have two sisters?"
"What are you doing?" I became alert, "I'm not good at introducing girlfriends."
Xiao Ding was overjoyed to hear that I agreed so readily. At this time, someone came to him for the second round of Wusong's tiger-fighting performance. He told me not to forget this, and went to continue working to make money.
"Eh? Do you know each other?" Xiong Yaoyue was surprised and turned to ask Pentheus, "What is the Ku Klux Klan? It sounds familiar."
"Eh? Isn't this a valet?" Amy saw me at the top of the steps. She looked proud of her condescension, "Are you here to protect me secretly? Although it is unnecessary, I will remember your loyalty for the time being. !”
After meeting Pentheus, Amy naturally wouldn't be too far away. Before I could meet Xiao Qin at the door of the restaurant, I saw Amy taking the ice cream that Xiong Yaoyue had queued up to buy, and was about to taste it happily.
"Eh? I always thought that my pretending to be a tiger would only make people laugh. Could it also scare some people?"
Xiao Ding asked with a grimace: "Do you remember? I told you before that if you go to play League of Legends, I will break up with you?"
"In the end, he agreed very quickly! He also asked Dongshan City's LOL Party and Dota Party to have three activists each, and they all brought their girlfriends to meet in a cafe. Among them was me! I was in the scolding battle. I brag that I have a beautiful girlfriend, but it turns out that the date for meeting is next week, and I haven’t found anyone who can go with me!”
"That's because she's afraid of strangers! Especially when she sees you, a nervous tiger, she's scared!"
"Shu Sha comes to the pet hospital every two days to do volunteer work. Even if I stutter when facing girls, I can tell Dr. Zhao first, and then let Dr. Zhao confide in Shu Sha! How many sisters do you have by then? , just go and explain it to Shusha yourself!"
Xiao Ding clasped his palms together and begged me: "So, Xiao Ye, you must do me this favor and introduce a girl you know to pretend to be my girlfriend to fool this matter! If you can't do it, not only The LOL party will get carried away, and my comrades in the Dota party will also accuse me of lying and bragging!"
After meeting Pentheus, Amy naturally wouldn't be too far away. Before I could meet Xiao Qin at the door of the restaurant, I saw Amy taking the ice cream that Xiong Yaoyue had queued up to buy, and was about to taste it happily.
During the conversation with Xiao Ding, Xiao Qin, who had been waiting for me for a long time and came to look for me without returning, bumped into Amy and Xiong Yaoyue, and Pentheus also came out of the toilet.
I was shocked. Did Xiao Ding know that I was secretly playing League of Legends during this period? I only play it occasionally! Mainly because I am curious about Amy’s desire to form a professional LOL team! I was doing push-ups when the game was reading!
"Eh? Don't say that!" I couldn't help but panic. Although I told the monitor that Xiaoqin might become my adopted sister, I still felt uneasy for some reason.
"Isn't that right?" Xiao Ding asked doubtfully, "When I was pretending to be a tiger, I saw that girl hugging your arm, so intimate..."
Seeing me thinking, Xiao Ding said again: "I won't let you go out for free, I will pay 500... no, 1,000 yuan as a reward! Didn't you see that I was pretending to be a tiger and working hard to make money? It's just for this. ! You must not let me lose all my face in front of my friends and enemies!"
"Eh? I always thought that my pretending to be a tiger would only make people laugh. Could it also scare some people?"
Seeing my evil smile, Xiao Ding asked strangely: "What are you thinking! Isn't he the owner of the dog named 'Obama'? One time you and Shusha came back from walking the dog and asked me to contact the dog for you. The owner is the one who came to pick up the dog! Not to mention, as a foreigner, he speaks Chinese really fluently!"
"Eh? Does anyone who plays LOL have to have a girlfriend?"
I can't help but think in an evil direction. Pentheus is gay, and Xiao Ding will be nervous in front of girls. Did the two of them meet through the same-sex | dating app "Jie Ke Di"
Unexpectedly, Xiao Ding continued: "In fact, our dota party and the LOL party recently launched a large-scale scolding war in Baidu Tieba..."
Pentheus not only greeted me affectionately, but also said hello to Xiao Ding before walking into the toilet.
"Stop lying to me! Why do you know so many girls!" Xiao Ding said angrily, "The first one was your sister, and this one is your sister. You think you are Duan Yu!"
I let out a long breath, "Don't you scold me every day?"
During the conversation with Xiao Ding, Xiao Qin, who had been waiting for me for a long time and came to look for me without returning, bumped into Amy and Xiong Yaoyue, and Pentheus also came out of the toilet.
After finally diverting the topic, I came out of the men's room with Xiao Ding and saw a super strong man walking towards me.
I thought to myself: It’s not the Ku Klux Klan, it’s the Triads! In short, it is an illegal organization related to the "Three"!
Seeing me thinking, Xiao Ding said again: "I won't let you go out for free, I will pay 500... no, 1,000 yuan as a reward! Didn't you see that I was pretending to be a tiger and working hard to make money? It's just for this. ! You must not let me lose all my face in front of my friends and enemies!"
"Although I know a few girls, I don't know them well enough. I'm afraid there's nothing I can do to help!"
I was stunned, "You two actually know each other?"
I frowned, "What? Are you mistaken? I am a junior high school student! Most of the female friends I know are also junior high school students. You have graduated from college and you are looking for a girlfriend who is a junior high school student. You are a lolita control!"
"What are you doing?" I became alert, "I'm not good at introducing girlfriends."
"It's different this time. In the past, we used to scold each other's games for not being fun, and the other's skills were too poor. But recently, the LOL party actually attacked the Dota party, saying that those who play Dota can't find a girlfriend!"
It was Pentheus, which meant that Amy and Xiong Yaoyue were still in the garden.
I frowned, "What? Are you mistaken? I am a junior high school student! Most of the female friends I know are also junior high school students. You have graduated from college and you are looking for a girlfriend who is a junior high school student. You are a lolita control!"
"The valet's friends are all weirdos," Amy said to Xiong Yaoyue without lowering her voice at all, as if deliberately letting Xiao Ding hear. "He walked around in the zoo wearing a fake tiger skin. He wanted to Being put in a cage? What a pure M!"
"Eh? Isn't this a valet?" Amy saw me at the top of the steps. She looked proud of her condescension, "Are you here to protect me secretly? Although it is unnecessary, I will remember your loyalty for the time being. !”
I thought to myself: It’s not the Ku Klux Klan, it’s the Triads! In short, it is an illegal organization related to the "Three"!
"Eh? Does anyone who plays LOL have to have a girlfriend?"
"Eh? Isn't this a valet?" Amy saw me at the top of the steps. She looked proud of her condescension, "Are you here to protect me secretly? Although it is unnecessary, I will remember your loyalty for the time being. !”
"Eh? Don't say that!" I couldn't help but panic. Although I told the monitor that Xiaoqin might become my adopted sister, I still felt uneasy for some reason.
"Eh? Does anyone who plays LOL have to have a girlfriend?"
Xiaoqin ignored Amy's taunt and waved to me: "Classmate Ye Lin, this way!"
"Eh? Does anyone who plays LOL have to have a girlfriend?"
After finally diverting the topic, I came out of the men's room with Xiao Ding and saw a super strong man walking towards me.
"It's different this time. In the past, we used to scold each other's games for not being fun, and the other's skills were too poor. But recently, the LOL party actually attacked the Dota party, saying that those who play Dota can't find a girlfriend!"
Amy crossed her arms and asked with a sneer: "Are you following my manservant? Don't you know that the manservant is here to protect me?"
"This..." Xiao Ding hesitated for a moment, "A certain LOL player named 'Streaming' uploaded N photos of himself and his girlfriend, as well as his university student ID card. He wanted to prove that it is not just elementary school students who play LOL, but Many LOL players have girlfriends. After he started, both parties competed to upload photos, but there were obviously more photos of couples in the LOL party than in the Dota party, and some of the photos in the Dota party were revealed to be fake, which made us lose Very big person…”
Amy crossed her arms and asked with a sneer: "Are you following my manservant? Don't you know that the manservant is here to protect me?"
"During the scolding, we discovered that the guy from 'The Stream' is also from Dongshan City. In line with the principle of 'catch the thief first, catch the king', I provoked him to bring his girlfriend out to meet us, just in case his girlfriend was also a fake one. Yes, don’t we win?”
Xiao Ding clasped his palms together and begged me: "So, Xiao Ye, you must do me this favor and introduce a girl you know to pretend to be my girlfriend to fool this matter! If you can't do it, not only The LOL party will get carried away, and my comrades in the Dota party will also accuse me of lying and bragging!"
Really! If you don’t have a girlfriend, don’t pretend to have one! How sad are you compared to those bastards who pretend not to have girlfriends even though they clearly have them!
Pentheus's dark face turned serious for a moment: "They are the kind of people who specialize in persecuting us."
During the conversation with Xiao Ding, Xiao Qin, who had been waiting for me for a long time and came to look for me without returning, bumped into Amy and Xiong Yaoyue, and Pentheus also came out of the toilet.
"During the scolding, we discovered that the guy from 'The Stream' is also from Dongshan City. In line with the principle of 'catch the thief first, catch the king', I provoked him to bring his girlfriend out to meet us, just in case his girlfriend was also a fake one. Yes, don’t we win?”
Xiao Ding saw this and felt strange. He pulled me aside and asked, "Who is this little blond lolita?"
Amy crossed her arms and asked with a sneer: "Are you following my manservant? Don't you know that the manservant is here to protect me?"
"Eh? Don't say that!" I couldn't help but panic. Although I told the monitor that Xiaoqin might become my adopted sister, I still felt uneasy for some reason.
"result?"
Pentheus's dark face turned serious for a moment: "They are the kind of people who specialize in persecuting us."
It's really ironic. It's still unclear whether Xiaoqin will become my sister, but Amy is my real sister! It was obviously a frank truth, but Xiao Ding took it as a joke.
I looked at the ceiling of the bathroom and said, "My distant cousin, I just moved nearby to go to school. Is it normal for the brother and sister to come to the zoo to relax?"
"What are you doing?" I became alert, "I'm not good at introducing girlfriends."
"What are you doing?" I became alert, "I'm not good at introducing girlfriends."
"Xiaoye, we have known each other for a long time. Since you know so many girls, can you do me a favor?"
"You ask about the one who went to the zoo with me? That... is my sister!"
Seeing my evil smile, Xiao Ding asked strangely: "What are you thinking! Isn't he the owner of the dog named 'Obama'? One time you and Shusha came back from walking the dog and asked me to contact the dog for you. The owner is the one who came to pick up the dog! Not to mention, as a foreigner, he speaks Chinese really fluently!"
"In the end, he agreed very quickly! He also asked Dongshan City's LOL Party and Dota Party to have three activists each, and they all brought their girlfriends to meet in a cafe. Among them was me! I was in the scolding battle. I brag that I have a beautiful girlfriend, but it turns out that the date for meeting is next week, and I haven’t found anyone who can go with me!”
"You ask about the one who went to the zoo with me? That... is my sister!"
"Isn't that right?" Xiao Ding asked doubtfully, "When I was pretending to be a tiger, I saw that girl hugging your arm, so intimate..."
Amy crossed her arms and asked with a sneer: "Are you following my manservant? Don't you know that the manservant is here to protect me?"
I frowned, "What? Are you mistaken? I am a junior high school student! Most of the female friends I know are also junior high school students. You have graduated from college and you are looking for a girlfriend who is a junior high school student. You are a lolita control!"
"You can't believe it!" Xiao Ding lifted up the tiger skin that was half-covered on his body. "The first black-haired one said she was your sister. I was half-convinced, but this blond one is obviously a mixed race! If you are brother and sister, You should also have some traces of mixed blood!”
Amy crossed her arms and asked with a sneer: "Are you following my manservant? Don't you know that the manservant is here to protect me?"
Pretending to have a girlfriend is already playing with fire, but you actually agreed to meet someone! Let’s see how you end up this time!
"What are you doing?" I became alert, "I'm not good at introducing girlfriends."
It was Pentheus, which meant that Amy and Xiong Yaoyue were still in the garden.
I said seriously: "This is really my sister!"
Xiao Ding was overjoyed to hear that I agreed so readily. At this time, someone came to him for the second round of Wusong's tiger-fighting performance. He told me not to forget this, and went to continue working to make money.
Xiao Ding clasped his palms together and begged me: "So, Xiao Ye, you must do me this favor and introduce a girl you know to pretend to be my girlfriend to fool this matter! If you can't do it, not only The LOL party will get carried away, and my comrades in the Dota party will also accuse me of lying and bragging!"
"Sorry, I really don't have the right person!" I shrugged in regret.
"Eh? Don't say that!" I couldn't help but panic. Although I told the monitor that Xiaoqin might become my adopted sister, I still felt uneasy for some reason.
"Okay, I promise you, I will get things done before next Friday. Just wait for the good news!"
I was shocked. Did Xiao Ding know that I was secretly playing League of Legends during this period? I only play it occasionally! Mainly because I am curious about Amy’s desire to form a professional LOL team! I was doing push-ups when the game was reading!
Pretending to have a girlfriend is already playing with fire, but you actually agreed to meet someone! Let’s see how you end up this time!
I frowned, "What? Are you mistaken? I am a junior high school student! Most of the female friends I know are also junior high school students. You have graduated from college and you are looking for a girlfriend who is a junior high school student. You are a lolita control!"
"result?"
After finally diverting the topic, I came out of the men's room with Xiao Ding and saw a super strong man walking towards me.
"Eh? Don't say that!" I couldn't help but panic. Although I told the monitor that Xiaoqin might become my adopted sister, I still felt uneasy for some reason.
After meeting Pentheus, Amy naturally wouldn't be too far away. Before I could meet Xiao Qin at the door of the restaurant, I saw Amy taking the ice cream that Xiong Yaoyue had queued up to buy, and was about to taste it happily.
"That's because she's afraid of strangers! Especially when she sees you, a nervous tiger, she's scared!"
Xiao Ding clasped his palms together and begged me: "So, Xiao Ye, you must do me this favor and introduce a girl you know to pretend to be my girlfriend to fool this matter! If you can't do it, not only The LOL party will get carried away, and my comrades in the Dota party will also accuse me of lying and bragging!"
Xiao Ding made a "shh" gesture to me, "I told you that I was pretending to be my girlfriend and it was over after dinner! Don't you understand who I am? I would never touch anyone!" Everything is just to prove the superiority of dota!"
Refers to Xiao Qin and Amy? It's impossible for them to pretend to be your girlfriends! I don’t care whether I feel uncomfortable in my heart - Xiaoqin has androphobia! The possibility of Amy deigning to do such a thing is not even one in a billion!
After meeting Pentheus, Amy naturally wouldn't be too far away. Before I could meet Xiao Qin at the door of the restaurant, I saw Amy taking the ice cream that Xiong Yaoyue had queued up to buy, and was about to taste it happily.
"Okay, I promise you, I will get things done before next Friday. Just wait for the good news!"
Seeing my panicked expression, Xiao Ding knew he had caught my weak point. He chuckled twice and further threatened:
"Eh? Don't say that!" I couldn't help but panic. Although I told the monitor that Xiaoqin might become my adopted sister, I still felt uneasy for some reason.
After meeting Pentheus, Amy naturally wouldn't be too far away. Before I could meet Xiao Qin at the door of the restaurant, I saw Amy taking the ice cream that Xiong Yaoyue had queued up to buy, and was about to taste it happily.
Refers to Xiao Qin and Amy? It's impossible for them to pretend to be your girlfriends! I don’t care whether I feel uncomfortable in my heart - Xiaoqin has androphobia! The possibility of Amy deigning to do such a thing is not even one in a billion!
After much thought, I didn't think there was any suitable candidate, so I declined:
Unexpectedly, Xiao Ding continued: "In fact, our dota party and the LOL party recently launched a large-scale scolding war in Baidu Tieba..."
Pentheus's dark face turned serious for a moment: "They are the kind of people who specialize in persecuting us."
I said seriously: "This is really my sister!"
"Isn't that right?" Xiao Ding asked doubtfully, "When I was pretending to be a tiger, I saw that girl hugging your arm, so intimate..."
I frowned, "What? Are you mistaken? I am a junior high school student! Most of the female friends I know are also junior high school students. You have graduated from college and you are looking for a girlfriend who is a junior high school student. You are a lolita control!"
"It's different this time. In the past, we used to scold each other's games for not being fun, and the other's skills were too poor. But recently, the LOL party actually attacked the Dota party, saying that those who play Dota can't find a girlfriend!"
"The valet's friends are all weirdos," Amy said to Xiong Yaoyue without lowering her voice at all, as if deliberately letting Xiao Ding hear. "He walked around in the zoo wearing a fake tiger skin. He wanted to Being put in a cage? What a pure M!"
"Although I know a few girls, I don't know them well enough. I'm afraid there's nothing I can do to help!"
"Eh? Do you know each other?" Xiong Yaoyue was surprised and turned to ask Pentheus, "What is the Ku Klux Klan? It sounds familiar."
Refers to Xiao Qin and Amy? It's impossible for them to pretend to be your girlfriends! I don’t care whether I feel uncomfortable in my heart - Xiaoqin has androphobia! The possibility of Amy deigning to do such a thing is not even one in a billion!
Ah, I couldn't stop it, Xiaoqin finally said it! Amy had a look of disbelief on her face, looking at me as if waiting for me to deny it. Xiong Yaoyue also opened her mouth in surprise, pointed at Xiaoqin, and then at me, as if asking: "Are you really dating?" ?”
Xiao Ding gritted her teeth and said, "Don't you have two sisters?"
Xiao Ding couldn't help but burst into tears after hearing this comment. He pulled me further away and said to me seriously:
Xiaoqin ignored Amy's taunt and waved to me: "Classmate Ye Lin, this way!"
Refers to Xiao Qin and Amy? It's impossible for them to pretend to be your girlfriends! I don’t care whether I feel uncomfortable in my heart - Xiaoqin has androphobia! The possibility of Amy deigning to do such a thing is not even one in a billion!
Seeing me thinking, Xiao Ding said again: "I won't let you go out for free, I will pay 500... no, 1,000 yuan as a reward! Didn't you see that I was pretending to be a tiger and working hard to make money? It's just for this. ! You must not let me lose all my face in front of my friends and enemies!"
Pentheus's dark face turned serious for a moment: "They are the kind of people who specialize in persecuting us."
Amy crossed her arms and asked with a sneer: "Are you following my manservant? Don't you know that the manservant is here to protect me?"
It was Pentheus, which meant that Amy and Xiong Yaoyue were still in the garden.
"It's different this time. In the past, we used to scold each other's games for not being fun, and the other's skills were too poor. But recently, the LOL party actually attacked the Dota party, saying that those who play Dota can't find a girlfriend!"
It was Pentheus, which meant that Amy and Xiong Yaoyue were still in the garden.
Seeing me thinking, Xiao Ding said again: "I won't let you go out for free, I will pay 500... no, 1,000 yuan as a reward! Didn't you see that I was pretending to be a tiger and working hard to make money? It's just for this. ! You must not let me lose all my face in front of my friends and enemies!"
I was stunned, "You two actually know each other?"
"Okay, I promise you, I will get things done before next Friday. Just wait for the good news!"
Xiao Ding looks quite pitiful. If he is willing to pay someone to play his girlfriend, Xiong Yaoyue may agree. After all, he has free dinner and money to take it, so why not
I thought to myself: It’s not the Ku Klux Klan, it’s the Triads! In short, it is an illegal organization related to the "Three"!
Xiao Ding made a "shh" gesture to me, "I told you that I was pretending to be my girlfriend and it was over after dinner! Don't you understand who I am? I would never touch anyone!" Everything is just to prove the superiority of dota!"
But wait a minute, Xiong Yaoyue is so careless that she might reveal her secrets in just a few words at the meeting, and she is a pure LOL party herself! If the two groups get into a debate about the game, maybe Xiong Yaoyue will join the other side involuntarily! Then Xiao Ding will fail and go to his grandma's house!
"Isn't that right?" Xiao Ding asked doubtfully, "When I was pretending to be a tiger, I saw that girl hugging your arm, so intimate..."
"Humph, classmate Ye Lin is not here to protect you!" Xiaoqin stuck out her tongue at Amy, "Classmate Ye Lin is here to go on a date with me!"
Xiao Ding obviously didn't believe it, "Your sister? Why have I never heard that you have a sister?"
"Sorry, I really don't have the right person!" I shrugged in regret.
"Although I know a few girls, I don't know them well enough. I'm afraid there's nothing I can do to help!"
Xiao Ding saw this and felt strange. He pulled me aside and asked, "Who is this little blond lolita?"
Xiao Ding saw this and felt strange. He pulled me aside and asked, "Who is this little blond lolita?"
I said smoothly: "This is also my sister..."
Xiao Ding was overjoyed to hear that I agreed so readily. At this time, someone came to him for the second round of Wusong's tiger-fighting performance. He told me not to forget this, and went to continue working to make money.
"Stop lying to me! Why do you know so many girls!" Xiao Ding said angrily, "The first one was your sister, and this one is your sister. You think you are Duan Yu!"
Xiao Ding had an expression on his face that said, "You're really not interesting." He looked at me and seemed to be talking to himself:
After much thought, I didn't think there was any suitable candidate, so I declined:
"Eh? Don't say that!" I couldn't help but panic. Although I told the monitor that Xiaoqin might become my adopted sister, I still felt uneasy for some reason.
Pentheus not only greeted me affectionately, but also said hello to Xiao Ding before walking into the toilet.
Seeing me thinking, Xiao Ding said again: "I won't let you go out for free, I will pay 500... no, 1,000 yuan as a reward! Didn't you see that I was pretending to be a tiger and working hard to make money? It's just for this. ! You must not let me lose all my face in front of my friends and enemies!"
"You ask about the one who went to the zoo with me? That... is my sister!"
"In this case, I will tell Shusha about you and your two sisters visiting the zoo some other time..."
"The valet's friends are all weirdos," Amy said to Xiong Yaoyue without lowering her voice at all, as if deliberately letting Xiao Ding hear. "He walked around in the zoo wearing a fake tiger skin. He wanted to Being put in a cage? What a pure M!"
"During the scolding, we discovered that the guy from 'The Stream' is also from Dongshan City. In line with the principle of 'catch the thief first, catch the king', I provoked him to bring his girlfriend out to meet us, just in case his girlfriend was also a fake one. Yes, don’t we win?”
"Who do you think she is? Isn't she a violent woman?" Amy looked narrowly at Xiaoqin's white dress, "Do you think wearing all white means you are a white swan? In my eyes, she looks like the Ku Klux Klan!"
It's really ironic. It's still unclear whether Xiaoqin will become my sister, but Amy is my real sister! It was obviously a frank truth, but Xiao Ding took it as a joke.
Xiao Ding asked with a grimace: "Do you remember? I told you before that if you go to play League of Legends, I will break up with you?"
"Eh? Don't say that!" I couldn't help but panic. Although I told the monitor that Xiaoqin might become my adopted sister, I still felt uneasy for some reason.
"You can't believe it!" Xiao Ding lifted up the tiger skin that was half-covered on his body. "The first black-haired one said she was your sister. I was half-convinced, but this blond one is obviously a mixed race! If you are brother and sister, You should also have some traces of mixed blood!”
Xiao Ding obviously didn't believe it, "Your sister? Why have I never heard that you have a sister?"
"Eh? Does anyone who plays LOL have to have a girlfriend?"
During the conversation with Xiao Ding, Xiao Qin, who had been waiting for me for a long time and came to look for me without returning, bumped into Amy and Xiong Yaoyue, and Pentheus also came out of the toilet.
Seeing my panicked expression, Xiao Ding knew he had caught my weak point. He chuckled twice and further threatened:
I let out a long breath, "Don't you scold me every day?"
Pentheus's dark face turned serious for a moment: "They are the kind of people who specialize in persecuting us."
"In this case, I will tell Shusha about you and your two sisters visiting the zoo some other time..."
"In this case, I will tell Shusha about you and your two sisters visiting the zoo some other time..."
"Who do you think she is? Isn't she a violent woman?" Amy looked narrowly at Xiaoqin's white dress, "Do you think wearing all white means you are a white swan? In my eyes, she looks like the Ku Klux Klan!"
"Shu Sha comes to the pet hospital every two days to do volunteer work. Even if I stutter when facing girls, I can tell Dr. Zhao first, and then let Dr. Zhao confide in Shu Sha! How many sisters do you have by then? , just go and explain it to Shusha yourself!"
It turned out that I was overthinking it, because what happened immediately afterwards was that the squad leader and I were stuck in a dead alley, so I forgot about it.
I can't help but think in an evil direction. Pentheus is gay, and Xiao Ding will be nervous in front of girls. Did the two of them meet through the same-sex | dating app "Jie Ke Di"
Xiaoqin ignored Amy's taunt and waved to me: "Classmate Ye Lin, this way!"
Seeing me thinking, Xiao Ding said again: "I won't let you go out for free, I will pay 500... no, 1,000 yuan as a reward! Didn't you see that I was pretending to be a tiger and working hard to make money? It's just for this. ! You must not let me lose all my face in front of my friends and enemies!"
I never thought that I would be caught by Xiao Ding, an otaku who only plays NB in Dota. Out of revenge and mischief, I suddenly thought of a perfect candidate.
It's really ironic. It's still unclear whether Xiaoqin will become my sister, but Amy is my real sister! It was obviously a frank truth, but Xiao Ding took it as a joke.
"You can't believe it!" Xiao Ding lifted up the tiger skin that was half-covered on his body. "The first black-haired one said she was your sister. I was half-convinced, but this blond one is obviously a mixed race! If you are brother and sister, You should also have some traces of mixed blood!”
"It's different this time. In the past, we used to scold each other's games for not being fun, and the other's skills were too poor. But recently, the LOL party actually attacked the Dota party, saying that those who play Dota can't find a girlfriend!"
I said smoothly: "This is also my sister..."
I said smoothly: "This is also my sister..."
Xiao Ding saw this and felt strange. He pulled me aside and asked, "Who is this little blond lolita?"
After meeting Pentheus, Amy naturally wouldn't be too far away. Before I could meet Xiao Qin at the door of the restaurant, I saw Amy taking the ice cream that Xiong Yaoyue had queued up to buy, and was about to taste it happily.
"During the scolding, we discovered that the guy from 'The Stream' is also from Dongshan City. In line with the principle of 'catch the thief first, catch the king', I provoked him to bring his girlfriend out to meet us, just in case his girlfriend was also a fake one. Yes, don’t we win?”
"Okay, I promise you, I will get things done before next Friday. Just wait for the good news!"
"Although I know a few girls, I don't know them well enough. I'm afraid there's nothing I can do to help!"
"In this case, I will tell Shusha about you and your two sisters visiting the zoo some other time..."
"In the end, he agreed very quickly! He also asked Dongshan City's LOL Party and Dota Party to have three activists each, and they all brought their girlfriends to meet in a cafe. Among them was me! I was in the scolding battle. I brag that I have a beautiful girlfriend, but it turns out that the date for meeting is next week, and I haven’t found anyone who can go with me!”
Xiao Ding couldn't help but burst into tears after hearing this comment. He pulled me further away and said to me seriously:
"You can't believe it!" Xiao Ding lifted up the tiger skin that was half-covered on his body. "The first black-haired one said she was your sister. I was half-convinced, but this blond one is obviously a mixed race! If you are brother and sister, You should also have some traces of mixed blood!”
"Eh? Don't say that!" I couldn't help but panic. Although I told the monitor that Xiaoqin might become my adopted sister, I still felt uneasy for some reason.
Xiao Ding gritted her teeth and said, "Don't you have two sisters?"
Xiao Ding was overjoyed to hear that I agreed so readily. At this time, someone came to him for the second round of Wusong's tiger-fighting performance. He told me not to forget this, and went to continue working to make money.
Xiaoqin ignored Amy's taunt and waved to me: "Classmate Ye Lin, this way!"
Xiao Ding had an expression on his face that said, "You're really not interesting." He looked at me and seemed to be talking to himself:
Seeing my evil smile, Xiao Ding asked strangely: "What are you thinking! Isn't he the owner of the dog named 'Obama'? One time you and Shusha came back from walking the dog and asked me to contact the dog for you. The owner is the one who came to pick up the dog! Not to mention, as a foreigner, he speaks Chinese really fluently!"
I can't help but think in an evil direction. Pentheus is gay, and Xiao Ding will be nervous in front of girls. Did the two of them meet through the same-sex | dating app "Jie Ke Di"
During the conversation with Xiao Ding, Xiao Qin, who had been waiting for me for a long time and came to look for me without returning, bumped into Amy and Xiong Yaoyue, and Pentheus also came out of the toilet.
"Okay, I promise you, I will get things done before next Friday. Just wait for the good news!"
"Eh? Do you know each other?" Xiong Yaoyue was surprised and turned to ask Pentheus, "What is the Ku Klux Klan? It sounds familiar."
I was shocked. Did Xiao Ding know that I was secretly playing League of Legends during this period? I only play it occasionally! Mainly because I am curious about Amy’s desire to form a professional LOL team! I was doing push-ups when the game was reading!
I thought to myself: It’s not the Ku Klux Klan, it’s the Triads! In short, it is an illegal organization related to the "Three"!
"This..." Xiao Ding hesitated for a moment, "A certain LOL player named 'Streaming' uploaded N photos of himself and his girlfriend, as well as his university student ID card. He wanted to prove that it is not just elementary school students who play LOL, but Many LOL players have girlfriends. After he started, both parties competed to upload photos, but there were obviously more photos of couples in the LOL party than in the Dota party, and some of the photos in the Dota party were revealed to be fake, which made us lose Very big person…”
After finally diverting the topic, I came out of the men's room with Xiao Ding and saw a super strong man walking towards me.
I said seriously: "This is really my sister!"
Xiao Ding obviously didn't believe it, "Your sister? Why have I never heard that you have a sister?"
"Who do you think she is? Isn't she a violent woman?" Amy looked narrowly at Xiaoqin's white dress, "Do you think wearing all white means you are a white swan? In my eyes, she looks like the Ku Klux Klan!"
"Humph, classmate Ye Lin is not here to protect you!" Xiaoqin stuck out her tongue at Amy, "Classmate Ye Lin is here to go on a date with me!"
After meeting Pentheus, Amy naturally wouldn't be too far away. Before I could meet Xiao Qin at the door of the restaurant, I saw Amy taking the ice cream that Xiong Yaoyue had queued up to buy, and was about to taste it happily.
Refers to Xiao Qin and Amy? It's impossible for them to pretend to be your girlfriends! I don’t care whether I feel uncomfortable in my heart - Xiaoqin has androphobia! The possibility of Amy deigning to do such a thing is not even one in a billion!
"Eh? Do you know each other?" Xiong Yaoyue was surprised and turned to ask Pentheus, "What is the Ku Klux Klan? It sounds familiar."
Xiao Ding clasped his palms together and begged me: "So, Xiao Ye, you must do me this favor and introduce a girl you know to pretend to be my girlfriend to fool this matter! If you can't do it, not only The LOL party will get carried away, and my comrades in the Dota party will also accuse me of lying and bragging!"
Xiao Ding had an expression on his face that said, "You're really not interesting." He looked at me and seemed to be talking to himself:
I said seriously: "This is really my sister!"
It's really ironic. It's still unclear whether Xiaoqin will become my sister, but Amy is my real sister! It was obviously a frank truth, but Xiao Ding took it as a joke.
Really! If you don’t have a girlfriend, don’t pretend to have one! How sad are you compared to those bastards who pretend not to have girlfriends even though they clearly have them!
I frowned, "What? Are you mistaken? I am a junior high school student! Most of the female friends I know are also junior high school students. You have graduated from college and you are looking for a girlfriend who is a junior high school student. You are a lolita control!"
"Stop lying to me! Why do you know so many girls!" Xiao Ding said angrily, "The first one was your sister, and this one is your sister. You think you are Duan Yu!"
Pentheus's dark face turned serious for a moment: "They are the kind of people who specialize in persecuting us."
I said smoothly: "This is also my sister..."
Seeing my evil smile, Xiao Ding asked strangely: "What are you thinking! Isn't he the owner of the dog named 'Obama'? One time you and Shusha came back from walking the dog and asked me to contact the dog for you. The owner is the one who came to pick up the dog! Not to mention, as a foreigner, he speaks Chinese really fluently!"
"That's because she's afraid of strangers! Especially when she sees you, a nervous tiger, she's scared!"
"Shu Sha comes to the pet hospital every two days to do volunteer work. Even if I stutter when facing girls, I can tell Dr. Zhao first, and then let Dr. Zhao confide in Shu Sha! How many sisters do you have by then? , just go and explain it to Shusha yourself!"
Xiao Ding was overjoyed to hear that I agreed so readily. At this time, someone came to him for the second round of Wusong's tiger-fighting performance. He told me not to forget this, and went to continue working to make money.
I frowned, "What? Are you mistaken? I am a junior high school student! Most of the female friends I know are also junior high school students. You have graduated from college and you are looking for a girlfriend who is a junior high school student. You are a lolita control!"
Pentheus not only greeted me affectionately, but also said hello to Xiao Ding before walking into the toilet.
Pentheus's dark face turned serious for a moment: "They are the kind of people who specialize in persecuting us."
She immediately turned to a smile and said, "But Miss Xiaoqin is not a KKK member."
I was shocked. Did Xiao Ding know that I was secretly playing League of Legends during this period? I only play it occasionally! Mainly because I am curious about Amy’s desire to form a professional LOL team! I was doing push-ups when the game was reading!
Xiong Yaoyue was also surprised to see me. Not only was she responsible for buying snacks for Amy, but she was also responsible for holding a parasol for Amy to protect her from ultraviolet rays. She stretched out her hand and said hello to me: "What a coincidence!"
"Humph, classmate Ye Lin is not here to protect you!" Xiaoqin stuck out her tongue at Amy, "Classmate Ye Lin is here to go on a date with me!"
Really! If you don’t have a girlfriend, don’t pretend to have one! How sad are you compared to those bastards who pretend not to have girlfriends even though they clearly have them!
"Eh? I always thought that my pretending to be a tiger would only make people laugh. Could it also scare some people?"
I thought to myself: It’s not the Ku Klux Klan, it’s the Triads! In short, it is an illegal organization related to the "Three"!
Pentheus's dark face turned serious for a moment: "They are the kind of people who specialize in persecuting us."
I can't help but think in an evil direction. Pentheus is gay, and Xiao Ding will be nervous in front of girls. Did the two of them meet through the same-sex | dating app "Jie Ke Di"
Xiao Ding clasped his palms together and begged me: "So, Xiao Ye, you must do me this favor and introduce a girl you know to pretend to be my girlfriend to fool this matter! If you can't do it, not only The LOL party will get carried away, and my comrades in the Dota party will also accuse me of lying and bragging!"
"You can't believe it!" Xiao Ding lifted up the tiger skin that was half-covered on his body. "The first black-haired one said she was your sister. I was half-convinced, but this blond one is obviously a mixed race! If you are brother and sister, You should also have some traces of mixed blood!”
"Stop lying to me! Why do you know so many girls!" Xiao Ding said angrily, "The first one was your sister, and this one is your sister. You think you are Duan Yu!"
Pentheus not only greeted me affectionately, but also said hello to Xiao Ding before walking into the toilet.
Unexpectedly, Xiao Ding continued: "In fact, our dota party and the LOL party recently launched a large-scale scolding war in Baidu Tieba..."
"Eh? Isn't this a valet?" Amy saw me at the top of the steps. She looked proud of her condescension, "Are you here to protect me secretly? Although it is unnecessary, I will remember your loyalty for the time being. !”
Xiaoqin ignored Amy's taunt and waved to me: "Classmate Ye Lin, this way!"
Seeing my panicked expression, Xiao Ding knew he had caught my weak point. He chuckled twice and further threatened:
Pretending to have a girlfriend is already playing with fire, but you actually agreed to meet someone! Let’s see how you end up this time!
"Okay, I promise you, I will get things done before next Friday. Just wait for the good news!"
"In the end, he agreed very quickly! He also asked Dongshan City's LOL Party and Dota Party to have three activists each, and they all brought their girlfriends to meet in a cafe. Among them was me! I was in the scolding battle. I brag that I have a beautiful girlfriend, but it turns out that the date for meeting is next week, and I haven’t found anyone who can go with me!”
Amy crossed her arms and asked with a sneer: "Are you following my manservant? Don't you know that the manservant is here to protect me?"
I can't help but think in an evil direction. Pentheus is gay, and Xiao Ding will be nervous in front of girls. Did the two of them meet through the same-sex | dating app "Jie Ke Di"
"Who do you think she is? Isn't she a violent woman?" Amy looked narrowly at Xiaoqin's white dress, "Do you think wearing all white means you are a white swan? In my eyes, she looks like the Ku Klux Klan!"
I said seriously: "This is really my sister!"
Xiao Ding asked with a grimace: "Do you remember? I told you before that if you go to play League of Legends, I will break up with you?"
"Humph, classmate Ye Lin is not here to protect you!" Xiaoqin stuck out her tongue at Amy, "Classmate Ye Lin is here to go on a date with me!"
It turned out that I was overthinking it, because what happened immediately afterwards was that the squad leader and I were stuck in a dead alley, so I forgot about it.
After much thought, I didn't think there was any suitable candidate, so I declined:
Pentheus's dark face turned serious for a moment: "They are the kind of people who specialize in persecuting us."
Really! If you don’t have a girlfriend, don’t pretend to have one! How sad are you compared to those bastards who pretend not to have girlfriends even though they clearly have them!
Ah, I couldn't stop it, Xiaoqin finally said it! Amy had a look of disbelief on her face, looking at me as if waiting for me to deny it. Xiong Yaoyue also opened her mouth in surprise, pointed at Xiaoqin, and then at me, as if asking: "Are you really dating?" ?”
Pentheus not only greeted me affectionately, but also said hello to Xiao Ding before walking into the toilet.
"It's different this time. In the past, we used to scold each other's games for not being fun, and the other's skills were too poor. But recently, the LOL party actually attacked the Dota party, saying that those who play Dota can't find a girlfriend!"
Seeing me thinking, Xiao Ding said again: "I won't let you go out for free, I will pay 500... no, 1,000 yuan as a reward! Didn't you see that I was pretending to be a tiger and working hard to make money? It's just for this. ! You must not let me lose all my face in front of my friends and enemies!"
"This..." Xiao Ding hesitated for a moment, "A certain LOL player named 'Streaming' uploaded N photos of himself and his girlfriend, as well as his university student ID card. He wanted to prove that it is not just elementary school students who play LOL, but Many LOL players have girlfriends. After he started, both parties competed to upload photos, but there were obviously more photos of couples in the LOL party than in the Dota party, and some of the photos in the Dota party were revealed to be fake, which made us lose Very big person…”
Seeing me thinking, Xiao Ding said again: "I won't let you go out for free, I will pay 500... no, 1,000 yuan as a reward! Didn't you see that I was pretending to be a tiger and working hard to make money? It's just for this. ! You must not let me lose all my face in front of my friends and enemies!"
"Okay, I promise you, I will get things done before next Friday. Just wait for the good news!"
"Eh? Does anyone who plays LOL have to have a girlfriend?"