"What? You want me to wear women's clothes in public places!?" Shu Zhe screamed, "Brother Ye Lin, you are so ridiculous! How is this allowed!"
I'm afraid Xiaoqin's little move did not escape the monitor's eyes. Although the monitor did not point out in public that Xiaoqin was the real culprit of throwing chalk at the teacher, he should seriously criticize her afterwards and let her remember the lesson and not do it again, right
When Shu Zhe heard that the remuneration was high, Shu Zhe's eyes lit up and he hesitated: "Xiaoli recently fell in love with a set of imported cosmetics. I'm really short on money..."
Shu Zhe's expression became determined.
I'm afraid Xiaoqin's little move did not escape the monitor's eyes. Although the monitor did not point out in public that Xiaoqin was the real culprit of throwing chalk at the teacher, he should seriously criticize her afterwards and let her remember the lesson and not do it again, right
Xiaoqin, who was very happy writing a review in the self-study class, was suddenly called to the corridor by the monitor.
After I sternly corrected Shu Zhe's wrong statement, I told him: "There is money indeed. Xiao Ding really wants to feel proud in front of the LOL party, so as long as you pretend to be his girlfriend, he will give you all the 1,000 yuan he earned from working." for you!"
Shu Zhe's expression became determined.
I didn’t take it seriously, “Why not? Haven’t you already gone out once in women’s clothing before? You even went to the women’s restroom in the park... Have you forgotten all about it?”
"Who told you to follow the latest trend and buy Apple?" I touched the knockoff phone in my trouser pocket, and a sense of superiority emerged spontaneously. "If you buy a domestic phone like me, no one will steal it!"
"Then...it was after dark, and I was alone! Pretending to be someone else's girlfriend and having dinner with them or something like that would expose my secret! If it was exposed in public, I would be completely embarrassed!"
He said and handed over the picture book.
Shu Zhe said "cut" disdainfully and made a "forget it" gesture to me.
"What is this? Is it a gorilla?" I asked, pointing to a dark object. "There don't seem to be any gorillas in the zoo on Saturday, right?"
"What? You want me to wear women's clothes in public places!?" Shu Zhe screamed, "Brother Ye Lin, you are so ridiculous! How is this allowed!"
"Classmate Ye Lin, how did you spend your Sunday?"
"Then...it was after dark, and I was alone! Pretending to be someone else's girlfriend and having dinner with them or something like that would expose my secret! If it was exposed in public, I would be completely embarrassed!"
"Hmph, if you agree to do such a thing just for a free meal, you'd be a real idiot!"
Director Cao waved his hand and said proudly: "For a high-end person like me, fingerprints alone can no longer show my uniqueness, so I used the texture on my breasts! They deserve the bad luck they deserve. , let them use all kinds of fingerprints in vain!"
I have to admire the skills of the makeup artists. Because of their uncanny workmanship, the audience never noticed that the bad boy in Jinling changed actors in the middle of the second episode, and I was saved from getting into trouble because of this short film.
Shu Zhe's face turned red, "Obviously you said it yourself just now, why are you pretending to be stupid now? Breast pads! Breast pads! I will never buy defective things that come into contact with the skin. Brother Ye Lin, just wait and reimburse me. !”
Director Cao waved his hand and said proudly: "For a high-end person like me, fingerprints alone can no longer show my uniqueness, so I used the texture on my breasts! They deserve the bad luck they deserve. , let them use all kinds of fingerprints in vain!"
Hurrah! Cursing people in different ways! Didn’t I just write in the ultra-modern writing style in my last essay "Contradiction": "I looked at my eyes, licked my tongue, walked to the round square table, and talked to the bald teacher with long hair. Did you say "good morning, noon and evening"!
But when I saw the squad leader lying face down on the ground in the winding alley behind the snack street, and Xiao Qin holding a wooden stick in her hand, I was shocked.
"It's just a meal with a group of otakus, how can they expose you? During this period of time, you have been chatting with 'cilantro stuffed buns' online. You have perfected your 'false voice', right? Plus, your Adam's apple It’s so inconspicuous that it can be equated to none. As for breasts, just buy a thickened breast pad and you can deal with it—as long as you don’t take off your pants, no one can tell that you are a man disguised as a woman!”
Eh? Should I wear the clothes I gave to my girlfriend first? It sounds like a strange feeling.
"However, Brother Ye Lin must pay for other equipment purchased to prevent the secret from being revealed!"
My schedule on Sunday is really not as busy as a junior high school student should be.
This was the only new thing on Sunday, but I always felt it was inappropriate to talk to Xiaoqin about "nipples", so I lazily told her that I was sleeping at home.
Shu Zhe hesitated for a moment, "Even if I can do it, what good will it do to me?"
When I had a little leisure time, Xiaoqin talked to me in Chinese class with a smile.
"It is said that 'it is better to be a peace dog than a person in troubled times'. Many times, people are inferior to dogs, which is a shame!"
Who is pimping? There are rumors outside that I kill people, set fires, sell pills, that's all. I really don't want to have the crime of pimping on my head! This is at best equivalent to the "rental girlfriend" business in Japan. I was desperate and decided to do this for the sake of my brothers who play Dota together!
He said and handed over the picture book.
Shu Zhe hesitated for a moment, "Even if I can do it, what good will it do to me?"
"That's not possible!" Shu Zhe became anxious, "I went to the pet hospital to see my sister several times, and Xiao Ding has seen me! If he tells my sister about me dressing up as a woman, I won't be able to bear the pain and walk away. !”
"You can have a free meal!" I said exaggeratedly.
"Ye Lin, stand up and answer the question!" The Chinese teacher called me up again, but he just didn't like me.
This was the only new thing on Sunday, but I always felt it was inappropriate to talk to Xiaoqin about "nipples", so I lazily told her that I was sleeping at home.
"Who told you to follow the latest trend and buy Apple?" I touched the knockoff phone in my trouser pocket, and a sense of superiority emerged spontaneously. "If you buy a domestic phone like me, no one will steal it!"
Old Man Zhang snorted, "I said it before! Let's change the question. A beggar saw a dog barking at him. Is this a verbal description or a psychological description?"
Shu Zhe hesitated for a moment, "Even if I can do it, what good will it do to me?"
Xiaoqin, who was very happy writing a review in the self-study class, was suddenly called to the corridor by the monitor.
"Brother Ye Lin, your women's clothes are either leopard print or silk. Very few of them are wearable. I happen to have a set of clothes that I plan to give to Xiaoli. I'll wear this set that day!"
"Hmph, if you agree to do such a thing just for a free meal, you'd be a real idiot!"
"Page 57!" Xiaoqin reminded me quietly from below.
Who is pimping? There are rumors outside that I kill people, set fires, sell pills, that's all. I really don't want to have the crime of pimping on my head! This is at best equivalent to the "rental girlfriend" business in Japan. I was desperate and decided to do this for the sake of my brothers who play Dota together!
Shu Zhe threw a piece of chewing gum into his mouth and said while chewing: "Brother Ye Lin, since you agreed to help pimp, you must have money for it, right?"
"There are so many thieves in Dongshan City recently!" After discussing this matter, Director Cao complained to me, "The iPhone 5s I just bought was stolen before I even used it!"
When I had a little leisure time, Xiaoqin talked to me in Chinese class with a smile.
Who is pimping? There are rumors outside that I kill people, set fires, sell pills, that's all. I really don't want to have the crime of pimping on my head! This is at best equivalent to the "rental girlfriend" business in Japan. I was desperate and decided to do this for the sake of my brothers who play Dota together!
I'm afraid Xiaoqin's little move did not escape the monitor's eyes. Although the monitor did not point out in public that Xiaoqin was the real culprit of throwing chalk at the teacher, he should seriously criticize her afterwards and let her remember the lesson and not do it again, right
After the self-study class, there was a lunch break. Neither the monitor nor Xiaoqin came back to the classroom. I guessed that they might have gone to have lunch together. So the conversation between the two was considered peaceful
You are using your competitive spirit in strange places! Even though you finished last in the 800-meter long-distance race, I didn’t see you stepping up your training!
Eh? Should I wear the clothes I gave to my girlfriend first? It sounds like a strange feeling.
"Why does Ye Lin keep staring at me? If you keep looking like this, I'm going to blush!"
"Fingerprint unlocking? I heard that thing is easy to crack!" I said, "Foreign children can use gummy bears to stick the fingerprints on the screen. I'm afraid your phone has already..."
Hurrah! Cursing people in different ways! Didn’t I just write in the ultra-modern writing style in my last essay "Contradiction": "I looked at my eyes, licked my tongue, walked to the round square table, and talked to the bald teacher with long hair. Did you say "good morning, noon and evening"!
After I sternly corrected Shu Zhe's wrong statement, I told him: "There is money indeed. Xiao Ding really wants to feel proud in front of the LOL party, so as long as you pretend to be his girlfriend, he will give you all the 1,000 yuan he earned from working." for you!"
Just when he thought he had a trick, Old Man Zhang sneered: "I'm asking you, do you agree with dogs or beggars? Which one do you want to be?"
Old Man Zhang was naturally furious, but in the end he never found out who threw the chalk, so the whole class was forced to write a letter of apology, and there was no need to say there was a lot of complaints.
"Other equipment? What other equipment is there? Don't you already have clothes and wigs?"
I'm afraid Xiaoqin's little move did not escape the monitor's eyes. Although the monitor did not point out in public that Xiaoqin was the real culprit of throwing chalk at the teacher, he should seriously criticize her afterwards and let her remember the lesson and not do it again, right
In the third episode of "The Battle of Jinling", in order to attract attention, Director Cao wanted to temporarily change the script and arrange a scene where the villain of Jinling and the male protagonist fight naked in the stream. He came to ask me if I agreed.
"That's right!" I echoed, "Whatever women's clothing you need at that time, I will choose it for you from my online store!"
"Brother Ye Lin, your women's clothes are either leopard print or silk. Very few of them are wearable. I happen to have a set of clothes that I plan to give to Xiaoli. I'll wear this set that day!"
When Shu Zhe heard that the remuneration was high, Shu Zhe's eyes lit up and he hesitated: "Xiaoli recently fell in love with a set of imported cosmetics. I'm really short on money..."
My brain suddenly stopped and I hesitated: "Teacher, this knowledge has not been taught before, has it?"
Xiaoqin, who was very happy writing a review in the self-study class, was suddenly called to the corridor by the monitor.
"But Brother Ye Lin, is the Xiao Ding you are talking about the pet hospital my sister often goes to, the one who blushes when he sees a girl?"
He said and handed over the picture book.
After I sternly corrected Shu Zhe's wrong statement, I told him: "There is money indeed. Xiao Ding really wants to feel proud in front of the LOL party, so as long as you pretend to be his girlfriend, he will give you all the 1,000 yuan he earned from working." for you!"
I nodded in acquiescence.
Apart from running the online store, I spend time discussing the upcoming filming arrangements for "The Battle of Jinling" with Director Cao.
Who is pimping? There are rumors outside that I kill people, set fires, sell pills, that's all. I really don't want to have the crime of pimping on my head! This is at best equivalent to the "rental girlfriend" business in Japan. I was desperate and decided to do this for the sake of my brothers who play Dota together!
After I sternly corrected Shu Zhe's wrong statement, I told him: "There is money indeed. Xiao Ding really wants to feel proud in front of the LOL party, so as long as you pretend to be his girlfriend, he will give you all the 1,000 yuan he earned from working." for you!"
"Fingerprint unlocking? I heard that thing is easy to crack!" I said, "Foreign children can use gummy bears to stick the fingerprints on the screen. I'm afraid your phone has already..."
Eh? Old man Zhang, why did you have sex with a dog today? I can't answer a single question. Isn't it embarrassing? The monitor over there is still looking at me!
Eh? Old man Zhang, why did you have sex with a dog today? I can't answer a single question. Isn't it embarrassing? The monitor over there is still looking at me!
In the third episode of "The Battle of Jinling", in order to attract attention, Director Cao wanted to temporarily change the script and arrange a scene where the villain of Jinling and the male protagonist fight naked in the stream. He came to ask me if I agreed.
Actually, Xiao Ding didn’t know that the “temporary girlfriend” I was going to provide him was a transvestite. I just felt that Xiao Ding was not a particularly demanding person. As long as he could satisfy other people’s desire for glory, what did it matter whether he was a boy or a girl
"That's not possible!" Shu Zhe became anxious, "I went to the pet hospital to see my sister several times, and Xiao Ding has seen me! If he tells my sister about me dressing up as a woman, I won't be able to bear the pain and walk away. !”
"Page 57!" Xiaoqin reminded me quietly from below.
"That's not possible!" Shu Zhe became anxious, "I went to the pet hospital to see my sister several times, and Xiao Ding has seen me! If he tells my sister about me dressing up as a woman, I won't be able to bear the pain and walk away. !”
In the third episode of "The Battle of Jinling", in order to attract attention, Director Cao wanted to temporarily change the script and arrange a scene where the villain of Jinling and the male protagonist fight naked in the stream. He came to ask me if I agreed.
In the third episode of "The Battle of Jinling", in order to attract attention, Director Cao wanted to temporarily change the script and arrange a scene where the villain of Jinling and the male protagonist fight naked in the stream. He came to ask me if I agreed.
"Classmate Ye Lin, how did you spend your Sunday?"
When I had a little leisure time, Xiaoqin talked to me in Chinese class with a smile.
You who threw the chalk and hit the teacher should really blush! Old man Zhang is just quarreling with me, there is no need for you to interfere!
"You are just a young boy from the lower grade," I sneered. "Do you think I didn't take this into consideration? If this matter reaches your sister's ears, not only will you be unable to eat, but I will also have a life." It’s dangerous! Let me tell you, Xiao Ding and I became friends while eating a bowl of instant noodles at an Internet cafe. He will never reveal this matter! I promise there will be no future trouble!"
After I sternly corrected Shu Zhe's wrong statement, I told him: "There is money indeed. Xiao Ding really wants to feel proud in front of the LOL party, so as long as you pretend to be his girlfriend, he will give you all the 1,000 yuan he earned from working." for you!"
I have to admire the skills of the makeup artists. Because of their uncanny workmanship, the audience never noticed that the bad boy in Jinling changed actors in the middle of the second episode, and I was saved from getting into trouble because of this short film.
Actually, Xiao Ding didn’t know that the “temporary girlfriend” I was going to provide him was a transvestite. I just felt that Xiao Ding was not a particularly demanding person. As long as he could satisfy other people’s desire for glory, what did it matter whether he was a boy or a girl
"You are just a young boy from the lower grade," I sneered. "Do you think I didn't take this into consideration? If this matter reaches your sister's ears, not only will you be unable to eat, but I will also have a life." It’s dangerous! Let me tell you, Xiao Ding and I became friends while eating a bowl of instant noodles at an Internet cafe. He will never reveal this matter! I promise there will be no future trouble!"
When Shu Zhe heard that the remuneration was high, Shu Zhe's eyes lit up and he hesitated: "Xiaoli recently fell in love with a set of imported cosmetics. I'm really short on money..."
"Ye Lin, stand up and answer the question!" The Chinese teacher called me up again, but he just didn't like me.
"It is said that 'it is better to be a peace dog than a person in troubled times'. Many times, people are inferior to dogs, which is a shame!"
The second episode in which I participated has been broadcast online. Although the audience complained that the heroine was not really raped by the evil young man from Jinling, it still achieved better popularity than the first episode.
I'm afraid Xiaoqin's little move did not escape the monitor's eyes. Although the monitor did not point out in public that Xiaoqin was the real culprit of throwing chalk at the teacher, he should seriously criticize her afterwards and let her remember the lesson and not do it again, right
"Page 57!" Xiaoqin reminded me quietly from below.
Xiaoqin wiped off the chalk dust on her fingers with a tissue, pretending that it had nothing to do with her, and said with a smile:
Shu Zhe asked me the specific time, and then murmured: "If you have money, it doesn't matter if you try it once. After all, I have practiced pseudo-voice for so long. It would be a pity if I just chatted with Cilantro Stuffed Baozi Network..."
Eh? Should I wear the clothes I gave to my girlfriend first? It sounds like a strange feeling.
I'm afraid Xiaoqin's little move did not escape the monitor's eyes. Although the monitor did not point out in public that Xiaoqin was the real culprit of throwing chalk at the teacher, he should seriously criticize her afterwards and let her remember the lesson and not do it again, right
"That's right!" I echoed, "Whatever women's clothing you need at that time, I will choose it for you from my online store!"
"Fingerprint unlocking? I heard that thing is easy to crack!" I said, "Foreign children can use gummy bears to stick the fingerprints on the screen. I'm afraid your phone has already..."
Well, it unexpectedly looks like a gorilla. Considering Xiaoqin's painting skills, this is already a great improvement.
After thinking for a moment, I replied: "For dogs, it's a verbal description, but for beggars, it's a psychological description!"
"Hmph, if you agree to do such a thing just for a free meal, you'd be a real idiot!"
Shu Zhe said "cut" disdainfully and made a "forget it" gesture to me.
I'm afraid Xiaoqin's little move did not escape the monitor's eyes. Although the monitor did not point out in public that Xiaoqin was the real culprit of throwing chalk at the teacher, he should seriously criticize her afterwards and let her remember the lesson and not do it again, right
In the end we each took a step back and decided to change the scene to only the upper body.
I didn’t take it seriously, “Why not? Haven’t you already gone out once in women’s clothing before? You even went to the women’s restroom in the park... Have you forgotten all about it?”
"Brother Ye Lin, your women's clothes are either leopard print or silk. Very few of them are wearable. I happen to have a set of clothes that I plan to give to Xiaoli. I'll wear this set that day!"
Xiaoqin wiped off the chalk dust on her fingers with a tissue, pretending that it had nothing to do with her, and said with a smile:
You who threw the chalk and hit the teacher should really blush! Old man Zhang is just quarreling with me, there is no need for you to interfere!
"Why does Ye Lin keep staring at me? If you keep looking like this, I'm going to blush!"
Eh? Should I wear the clothes I gave to my girlfriend first? It sounds like a strange feeling.
I have to admire the skills of the makeup artists. Because of their uncanny workmanship, the audience never noticed that the bad boy in Jinling changed actors in the middle of the second episode, and I was saved from getting into trouble because of this short film.
But when I saw the squad leader lying face down on the ground in the winding alley behind the snack street, and Xiao Qin holding a wooden stick in her hand, I was shocked.
"Other equipment? What other equipment is there? Don't you already have clothes and wigs?"
"You are just a young boy from the lower grade," I sneered. "Do you think I didn't take this into consideration? If this matter reaches your sister's ears, not only will you be unable to eat, but I will also have a life." It’s dangerous! Let me tell you, Xiao Ding and I became friends while eating a bowl of instant noodles at an Internet cafe. He will never reveal this matter! I promise there will be no future trouble!"
"You are just a young boy from the lower grade," I sneered. "Do you think I didn't take this into consideration? If this matter reaches your sister's ears, not only will you be unable to eat, but I will also have a life." It’s dangerous! Let me tell you, Xiao Ding and I became friends while eating a bowl of instant noodles at an Internet cafe. He will never reveal this matter! I promise there will be no future trouble!"
You are using your competitive spirit in strange places! Even though you finished last in the 800-meter long-distance race, I didn’t see you stepping up your training!
You who threw the chalk and hit the teacher should really blush! Old man Zhang is just quarreling with me, there is no need for you to interfere!
"However, Brother Ye Lin must pay for other equipment purchased to prevent the secret from being revealed!"
Old Man Zhang was naturally furious, but in the end he never found out who threw the chalk, so the whole class was forced to write a letter of apology, and there was no need to say there was a lot of complaints.
"What is this? Is it a gorilla?" I asked, pointing to a dark object. "There don't seem to be any gorillas in the zoo on Saturday, right?"
Shu Zhe's expression became determined.
How to evaluate it well? If it weren't for Amy's parasol as a sign, I wouldn't be able to tell which side is a human and which is an animal.
"Review your previous knowledge - you hit your dog and it snarled. Is this an interjection or an adverb?"
Just when he thought he had a trick, Old Man Zhang sneered: "I'm asking you, do you agree with dogs or beggars? Which one do you want to be?"
"Other equipment? What other equipment is there? Don't you already have clothes and wigs?"
"Classmate Ye Lin, how did you spend your Sunday?"
After I sternly corrected Shu Zhe's wrong statement, I told him: "There is money indeed. Xiao Ding really wants to feel proud in front of the LOL party, so as long as you pretend to be his girlfriend, he will give you all the 1,000 yuan he earned from working." for you!"
Eh? Should I wear the clothes I gave to my girlfriend first? It sounds like a strange feeling.
Shu Zhe asked me the specific time, and then murmured: "If you have money, it doesn't matter if you try it once. After all, I have practiced pseudo-voice for so long. It would be a pity if I just chatted with Cilantro Stuffed Baozi Network..."
I didn’t take it seriously, “Why not? Haven’t you already gone out once in women’s clothing before? You even went to the women’s restroom in the park... Have you forgotten all about it?”
"Review your previous knowledge - you hit your dog and it snarled. Is this an interjection or an adverb?"
When Shu Zhe heard that the remuneration was high, Shu Zhe's eyes lit up and he hesitated: "Xiaoli recently fell in love with a set of imported cosmetics. I'm really short on money..."
Although the squad leader has throwing expertise, it is impossible for the squad leader to do such a rebellious and disrespectful thing.
Shu Zhe's face turned red, "Obviously you said it yourself just now, why are you pretending to be stupid now? Breast pads! Breast pads! I will never buy defective things that come into contact with the skin. Brother Ye Lin, just wait and reimburse me. !”
This was the only new thing on Sunday, but I always felt it was inappropriate to talk to Xiaoqin about "nipples", so I lazily told her that I was sleeping at home.
You who threw the chalk and hit the teacher should really blush! Old man Zhang is just quarreling with me, there is no need for you to interfere!
I didn’t take it seriously, “Why not? Haven’t you already gone out once in women’s clothing before? You even went to the women’s restroom in the park... Have you forgotten all about it?”
I have to admire the skills of the makeup artists. Because of their uncanny workmanship, the audience never noticed that the bad boy in Jinling changed actors in the middle of the second episode, and I was saved from getting into trouble because of this short film.
In fact, you don’t have to go to that step. As thin as Shu Zhe, even if the chest is mediocre, he will not necessarily be suspected. Could it be that Shu Zhe, who is super face-loving, even dressed as a transvestite, still has to be with other otaku girlfriends present? In the competition for beauty, doesn’t it have to be more beautiful than the others
"That's right!" I echoed, "Whatever women's clothing you need at that time, I will choose it for you from my online store!"
"However, Brother Ye Lin must pay for other equipment purchased to prevent the secret from being revealed!"
Shu Zhe hesitated for a moment, "Even if I can do it, what good will it do to me?"
Old Man Zhang was naturally furious, but in the end he never found out who threw the chalk, so the whole class was forced to write a letter of apology, and there was no need to say there was a lot of complaints.
You are using your competitive spirit in strange places! Even though you finished last in the 800-meter long-distance race, I didn’t see you stepping up your training!
"What is this? Is it a gorilla?" I asked, pointing to a dark object. "There don't seem to be any gorillas in the zoo on Saturday, right?"
"It is said that 'it is better to be a peace dog than a person in troubled times'. Many times, people are inferior to dogs, which is a shame!"
"But Brother Ye Lin, is the Xiao Ding you are talking about the pet hospital my sister often goes to, the one who blushes when he sees a girl?"
"Classmate Ye Lin, how did you spend your Sunday?"
"What? You want me to wear women's clothes in public places!?" Shu Zhe screamed, "Brother Ye Lin, you are so ridiculous! How is this allowed!"
"However, Brother Ye Lin must pay for other equipment purchased to prevent the secret from being revealed!"
When I had a little leisure time, Xiaoqin talked to me in Chinese class with a smile.
Old Man Zhang was naturally furious, but in the end he never found out who threw the chalk, so the whole class was forced to write a letter of apology, and there was no need to say there was a lot of complaints.
Xiaoqin wiped off the chalk dust on her fingers with a tissue, pretending that it had nothing to do with her, and said with a smile:
Xiaoqin, who was very happy writing a review in the self-study class, was suddenly called to the corridor by the monitor.
You who threw the chalk and hit the teacher should really blush! Old man Zhang is just quarreling with me, there is no need for you to interfere!
Shu Zhe's face turned red, "Obviously you said it yourself just now, why are you pretending to be stupid now? Breast pads! Breast pads! I will never buy defective things that come into contact with the skin. Brother Ye Lin, just wait and reimburse me. !”
My schedule on Sunday is really not as busy as a junior high school student should be.
This was the only new thing on Sunday, but I always felt it was inappropriate to talk to Xiaoqin about "nipples", so I lazily told her that I was sleeping at home.
"It is said that 'it is better to be a peace dog than a person in troubled times'. Many times, people are inferior to dogs, which is a shame!"
In fact, you don’t have to go to that step. As thin as Shu Zhe, even if the chest is mediocre, he will not necessarily be suspected. Could it be that Shu Zhe, who is super face-loving, even dressed as a transvestite, still has to be with other otaku girlfriends present? In the competition for beauty, doesn’t it have to be more beautiful than the others
"There are so many thieves in Dongshan City recently!" After discussing this matter, Director Cao complained to me, "The iPhone 5s I just bought was stolen before I even used it!"
Well, it unexpectedly looks like a gorilla. Considering Xiaoqin's painting skills, this is already a great improvement.
"Classmate Ye Lin, how did you spend your Sunday?"
Shu Zhe's face turned red, "Obviously you said it yourself just now, why are you pretending to be stupid now? Breast pads! Breast pads! I will never buy defective things that come into contact with the skin. Brother Ye Lin, just wait and reimburse me. !”
You are using your competitive spirit in strange places! Even though you finished last in the 800-meter long-distance race, I didn’t see you stepping up your training!
Apart from running the online store, I spend time discussing the upcoming filming arrangements for "The Battle of Jinling" with Director Cao.
Eh? Old man Zhang, why did you have sex with a dog today? I can't answer a single question. Isn't it embarrassing? The monitor over there is still looking at me!
Old man Zhang actually turned around to face the blackboard and muttered something.
Director Cao waved his hand and said proudly: "For a high-end person like me, fingerprints alone can no longer show my uniqueness, so I used the texture on my breasts! They deserve the bad luck they deserve. , let them use all kinds of fingerprints in vain!"
The second episode in which I participated has been broadcast online. Although the audience complained that the heroine was not really raped by the evil young man from Jinling, it still achieved better popularity than the first episode.
Old Man Zhang was naturally furious, but in the end he never found out who threw the chalk, so the whole class was forced to write a letter of apology, and there was no need to say there was a lot of complaints.
Shu Zhe's face turned red, "Obviously you said it yourself just now, why are you pretending to be stupid now? Breast pads! Breast pads! I will never buy defective things that come into contact with the skin. Brother Ye Lin, just wait and reimburse me. !”
"That's right!" I echoed, "Whatever women's clothing you need at that time, I will choose it for you from my online store!"
Who is pimping? There are rumors outside that I kill people, set fires, sell pills, that's all. I really don't want to have the crime of pimping on my head! This is at best equivalent to the "rental girlfriend" business in Japan. I was desperate and decided to do this for the sake of my brothers who play Dota together!
Actually, Xiao Ding didn’t know that the “temporary girlfriend” I was going to provide him was a transvestite. I just felt that Xiao Ding was not a particularly demanding person. As long as he could satisfy other people’s desire for glory, what did it matter whether he was a boy or a girl
I turned to page 57 and waited confidently for Old Man Zhang to ask questions. Instead, he put the book on the podium and asked casually:
My schedule on Sunday is really not as busy as a junior high school student should be.
I have to admire the skills of the makeup artists. Because of their uncanny workmanship, the audience never noticed that the bad boy in Jinling changed actors in the middle of the second episode, and I was saved from getting into trouble because of this short film.
Well, it unexpectedly looks like a gorilla. Considering Xiaoqin's painting skills, this is already a great improvement.
I didn’t take it seriously, “Why not? Haven’t you already gone out once in women’s clothing before? You even went to the women’s restroom in the park... Have you forgotten all about it?”
How to evaluate it well? If it weren't for Amy's parasol as a sign, I wouldn't be able to tell which side is a human and which is an animal.
When Shu Zhe heard that the remuneration was high, Shu Zhe's eyes lit up and he hesitated: "Xiaoli recently fell in love with a set of imported cosmetics. I'm really short on money..."
Well, it unexpectedly looks like a gorilla. Considering Xiaoqin's painting skills, this is already a great improvement.
In the third episode of "The Battle of Jinling", in order to attract attention, Director Cao wanted to temporarily change the script and arrange a scene where the villain of Jinling and the male protagonist fight naked in the stream. He came to ask me if I agreed.
But when I saw the squad leader lying face down on the ground in the winding alley behind the snack street, and Xiao Qin holding a wooden stick in her hand, I was shocked.
"What a coincidence, I stayed at home on Sunday too!" Xiaoqin said happily, "I drew a cartoon about our trip to the zoo on Saturday. Do you want to take a look?"
After I sternly corrected Shu Zhe's wrong statement, I told him: "There is money indeed. Xiao Ding really wants to feel proud in front of the LOL party, so as long as you pretend to be his girlfriend, he will give you all the 1,000 yuan he earned from working." for you!"
When I had a little leisure time, Xiaoqin talked to me in Chinese class with a smile.
I turned to page 57 and waited confidently for Old Man Zhang to ask questions. Instead, he put the book on the podium and asked casually:
"Hmph, if you agree to do such a thing just for a free meal, you'd be a real idiot!"
Old Man Zhang was naturally furious, but in the end he never found out who threw the chalk, so the whole class was forced to write a letter of apology, and there was no need to say there was a lot of complaints.
Old man Zhang actually turned around to face the blackboard and muttered something.
I agree with you sister! Let me and the heroine fight naked. I might even consider it. Let me fight the hero naked. What a fuss! Do you want to please the fujoshi audience
"Ye Lin, stand up and answer the question!" The Chinese teacher called me up again, but he just didn't like me.
In fact, you don’t have to go to that step. As thin as Shu Zhe, even if the chest is mediocre, he will not necessarily be suspected. Could it be that Shu Zhe, who is super face-loving, even dressed as a transvestite, still has to be with other otaku girlfriends present? In the competition for beauty, doesn’t it have to be more beautiful than the others
"You are just a young boy from the lower grade," I sneered. "Do you think I didn't take this into consideration? If this matter reaches your sister's ears, not only will you be unable to eat, but I will also have a life." It’s dangerous! Let me tell you, Xiao Ding and I became friends while eating a bowl of instant noodles at an Internet cafe. He will never reveal this matter! I promise there will be no future trouble!"
In the end we each took a step back and decided to change the scene to only the upper body.
Shu Zhe asked me the specific time, and then murmured: "If you have money, it doesn't matter if you try it once. After all, I have practiced pseudo-voice for so long. It would be a pity if I just chatted with Cilantro Stuffed Baozi Network..."
In the end we each took a step back and decided to change the scene to only the upper body.
"Hmph, if you agree to do such a thing just for a free meal, you'd be a real idiot!"
Hurrah! Cursing people in different ways! Didn’t I just write in the ultra-modern writing style in my last essay "Contradiction": "I looked at my eyes, licked my tongue, walked to the round square table, and talked to the bald teacher with long hair. Did you say "good morning, noon and evening"!
"Oh, that's Pentheus." Xiaoqin replied happily, "I drew the likeness, right?"
"There are so many thieves in Dongshan City recently!" After discussing this matter, Director Cao complained to me, "The iPhone 5s I just bought was stolen before I even used it!"
"You can have a free meal!" I said exaggeratedly.
Just when he thought he had a trick, Old Man Zhang sneered: "I'm asking you, do you agree with dogs or beggars? Which one do you want to be?"
"Who told you to follow the latest trend and buy Apple?" I touched the knockoff phone in my trouser pocket, and a sense of superiority emerged spontaneously. "If you buy a domestic phone like me, no one will steal it!"
"It is said that 'it is better to be a peace dog than a person in troubled times'. Many times, people are inferior to dogs, which is a shame!"
How to evaluate it well? If it weren't for Amy's parasol as a sign, I wouldn't be able to tell which side is a human and which is an animal.
Old man Zhang actually turned around to face the blackboard and muttered something.
"You are just a young boy from the lower grade," I sneered. "Do you think I didn't take this into consideration? If this matter reaches your sister's ears, not only will you be unable to eat, but I will also have a life." It’s dangerous! Let me tell you, Xiao Ding and I became friends while eating a bowl of instant noodles at an Internet cafe. He will never reveal this matter! I promise there will be no future trouble!"
Just when he thought he had a trick, Old Man Zhang sneered: "I'm asking you, do you agree with dogs or beggars? Which one do you want to be?"
After I sternly corrected Shu Zhe's wrong statement, I told him: "There is money indeed. Xiao Ding really wants to feel proud in front of the LOL party, so as long as you pretend to be his girlfriend, he will give you all the 1,000 yuan he earned from working." for you!"
In fact, you don’t have to go to that step. As thin as Shu Zhe, even if the chest is mediocre, he will not necessarily be suspected. Could it be that Shu Zhe, who is super face-loving, even dressed as a transvestite, still has to be with other otaku girlfriends present? In the competition for beauty, doesn’t it have to be more beautiful than the others
Director Cao handed me a pair of hygienic eyeballs and said, "You don't need a foreign brand mobile phone to be a director. Actresses will think you are a fake director! But don't be proud of that little thief. I used the fingerprint unlocking function of iPhone 5s and it worked for a while." They can’t use my phone!”
Old man Zhang actually turned around to face the blackboard and muttered something.
He said and handed over the picture book.
"Then...it was after dark, and I was alone! Pretending to be someone else's girlfriend and having dinner with them or something like that would expose my secret! If it was exposed in public, I would be completely embarrassed!"
When I had a little leisure time, Xiaoqin talked to me in Chinese class with a smile.
After thinking for a moment, I replied: "For dogs, it's a verbal description, but for beggars, it's a psychological description!"
You who threw the chalk and hit the teacher should really blush! Old man Zhang is just quarreling with me, there is no need for you to interfere!
"Brother Ye Lin, your women's clothes are either leopard print or silk. Very few of them are wearable. I happen to have a set of clothes that I plan to give to Xiaoli. I'll wear this set that day!"
"Fingerprint unlocking? I heard that thing is easy to crack!" I said, "Foreign children can use gummy bears to stick the fingerprints on the screen. I'm afraid your phone has already..."
He said and handed over the picture book.
When I had a little leisure time, Xiaoqin talked to me in Chinese class with a smile.
Director Cao waved his hand and said proudly: "For a high-end person like me, fingerprints alone can no longer show my uniqueness, so I used the texture on my breasts! They deserve the bad luck they deserve. , let them use all kinds of fingerprints in vain!"
I turned to page 57 and waited confidently for Old Man Zhang to ask questions. Instead, he put the book on the podium and asked casually:
"Who told you to follow the latest trend and buy Apple?" I touched the knockoff phone in my trouser pocket, and a sense of superiority emerged spontaneously. "If you buy a domestic phone like me, no one will steal it!"
"Classmate Ye Lin, how did you spend your Sunday?"
But when I saw the squad leader lying face down on the ground in the winding alley behind the snack street, and Xiao Qin holding a wooden stick in her hand, I was shocked.
I agree with you sister! Let me and the heroine fight naked. I might even consider it. Let me fight the hero naked. What a fuss! Do you want to please the fujoshi audience
"Hmph, if you agree to do such a thing just for a free meal, you'd be a real idiot!"
In the third episode of "The Battle of Jinling", in order to attract attention, Director Cao wanted to temporarily change the script and arrange a scene where the villain of Jinling and the male protagonist fight naked in the stream. He came to ask me if I agreed.
"Review your previous knowledge - you hit your dog and it snarled. Is this an interjection or an adverb?"
This was the only new thing on Sunday, but I always felt it was inappropriate to talk to Xiaoqin about "nipples", so I lazily told her that I was sleeping at home.
"Other equipment? What other equipment is there? Don't you already have clothes and wigs?"
The second episode in which I participated has been broadcast online. Although the audience complained that the heroine was not really raped by the evil young man from Jinling, it still achieved better popularity than the first episode.
"What? You want me to wear women's clothes in public places!?" Shu Zhe screamed, "Brother Ye Lin, you are so ridiculous! How is this allowed!"
"Then...it was after dark, and I was alone! Pretending to be someone else's girlfriend and having dinner with them or something like that would expose my secret! If it was exposed in public, I would be completely embarrassed!"
You are using your competitive spirit in strange places! Even though you finished last in the 800-meter long-distance race, I didn’t see you stepping up your training!
"What a coincidence, I stayed at home on Sunday too!" Xiaoqin said happily, "I drew a cartoon about our trip to the zoo on Saturday. Do you want to take a look?"
The second episode in which I participated has been broadcast online. Although the audience complained that the heroine was not really raped by the evil young man from Jinling, it still achieved better popularity than the first episode.
"Classmate Ye Lin, how did you spend your Sunday?"
Director Cao waved his hand and said proudly: "For a high-end person like me, fingerprints alone can no longer show my uniqueness, so I used the texture on my breasts! They deserve the bad luck they deserve. , let them use all kinds of fingerprints in vain!"
I'm afraid Xiaoqin's little move did not escape the monitor's eyes. Although the monitor did not point out in public that Xiaoqin was the real culprit of throwing chalk at the teacher, he should seriously criticize her afterwards and let her remember the lesson and not do it again, right
Director Cao waved his hand and said proudly: "For a high-end person like me, fingerprints alone can no longer show my uniqueness, so I used the texture on my breasts! They deserve the bad luck they deserve. , let them use all kinds of fingerprints in vain!"
He said and handed over the picture book.
Xiaoqin wiped off the chalk dust on her fingers with a tissue, pretending that it had nothing to do with her, and said with a smile:
Although the squad leader has throwing expertise, it is impossible for the squad leader to do such a rebellious and disrespectful thing.
After thinking for a moment, I replied: "For dogs, it's a verbal description, but for beggars, it's a psychological description!"
After I sternly corrected Shu Zhe's wrong statement, I told him: "There is money indeed. Xiao Ding really wants to feel proud in front of the LOL party, so as long as you pretend to be his girlfriend, he will give you all the 1,000 yuan he earned from working." for you!"
Old Man Zhang snorted, "I said it before! Let's change the question. A beggar saw a dog barking at him. Is this a verbal description or a psychological description?"
"That's not possible!" Shu Zhe became anxious, "I went to the pet hospital to see my sister several times, and Xiao Ding has seen me! If he tells my sister about me dressing up as a woman, I won't be able to bear the pain and walk away. !”
"Fingerprint unlocking? I heard that thing is easy to crack!" I said, "Foreign children can use gummy bears to stick the fingerprints on the screen. I'm afraid your phone has already..."
I have to admire the skills of the makeup artists. Because of their uncanny workmanship, the audience never noticed that the bad boy in Jinling changed actors in the middle of the second episode, and I was saved from getting into trouble because of this short film.
How to evaluate it well? If it weren't for Amy's parasol as a sign, I wouldn't be able to tell which side is a human and which is an animal.
I'm afraid Xiaoqin's little move did not escape the monitor's eyes. Although the monitor did not point out in public that Xiaoqin was the real culprit of throwing chalk at the teacher, he should seriously criticize her afterwards and let her remember the lesson and not do it again, right
My brain suddenly stopped and I hesitated: "Teacher, this knowledge has not been taught before, has it?"
"What is this? Is it a gorilla?" I asked, pointing to a dark object. "There don't seem to be any gorillas in the zoo on Saturday, right?"
Old man Zhang actually turned around to face the blackboard and muttered something.
Shu Zhe asked me the specific time, and then murmured: "If you have money, it doesn't matter if you try it once. After all, I have practiced pseudo-voice for so long. It would be a pity if I just chatted with Cilantro Stuffed Baozi Network..."
"It is said that 'it is better to be a peace dog than a person in troubled times'. Many times, people are inferior to dogs, which is a shame!"
The second episode in which I participated has been broadcast online. Although the audience complained that the heroine was not really raped by the evil young man from Jinling, it still achieved better popularity than the first episode.
"Oh, that's Pentheus." Xiaoqin replied happily, "I drew the likeness, right?"
Old Man Zhang was naturally furious, but in the end he never found out who threw the chalk, so the whole class was forced to write a letter of apology, and there was no need to say there was a lot of complaints.
I'm afraid Xiaoqin's little move did not escape the monitor's eyes. Although the monitor did not point out in public that Xiaoqin was the real culprit of throwing chalk at the teacher, he should seriously criticize her afterwards and let her remember the lesson and not do it again, right
I have to admire the skills of the makeup artists. Because of their uncanny workmanship, the audience never noticed that the bad boy in Jinling changed actors in the middle of the second episode, and I was saved from getting into trouble because of this short film.
"What? You want me to wear women's clothes in public places!?" Shu Zhe screamed, "Brother Ye Lin, you are so ridiculous! How is this allowed!"
You, Old Man Zhang, are not the only bald teacher! There's no need to go out of your way to retaliate against me in class!
Well, it unexpectedly looks like a gorilla. Considering Xiaoqin's painting skills, this is already a great improvement.
Xiaoqin wiped off the chalk dust on her fingers with a tissue, pretending that it had nothing to do with her, and said with a smile:
You, Old Man Zhang, are not the only bald teacher! There's no need to go out of your way to retaliate against me in class!
"Ye Lin, stand up and answer the question!" The Chinese teacher called me up again, but he just didn't like me.
Director Cao handed me a pair of hygienic eyeballs and said, "You don't need a foreign brand mobile phone to be a director. Actresses will think you are a fake director! But don't be proud of that little thief. I used the fingerprint unlocking function of iPhone 5s and it worked for a while." They can’t use my phone!”
"That's not possible!" Shu Zhe became anxious, "I went to the pet hospital to see my sister several times, and Xiao Ding has seen me! If he tells my sister about me dressing up as a woman, I won't be able to bear the pain and walk away. !”
Shu Zhe's face turned red, "Obviously you said it yourself just now, why are you pretending to be stupid now? Breast pads! Breast pads! I will never buy defective things that come into contact with the skin. Brother Ye Lin, just wait and reimburse me. !”
Shu Zhe threw a piece of chewing gum into his mouth and said while chewing: "Brother Ye Lin, since you agreed to help pimp, you must have money for it, right?"
He said and handed over the picture book.
I'm afraid Xiaoqin's little move did not escape the monitor's eyes. Although the monitor did not point out in public that Xiaoqin was the real culprit of throwing chalk at the teacher, he should seriously criticize her afterwards and let her remember the lesson and not do it again, right
Shu Zhe's face turned red, "Obviously you said it yourself just now, why are you pretending to be stupid now? Breast pads! Breast pads! I will never buy defective things that come into contact with the skin. Brother Ye Lin, just wait and reimburse me. !”
"However, Brother Ye Lin must pay for other equipment purchased to prevent the secret from being revealed!"
"Page 57!" Xiaoqin reminded me quietly from below.
But when I saw the squad leader lying face down on the ground in the winding alley behind the snack street, and Xiao Qin holding a wooden stick in her hand, I was shocked.
When I had a little leisure time, Xiaoqin talked to me in Chinese class with a smile.
"Ye Lin, stand up and answer the question!" The Chinese teacher called me up again, but he just didn't like me.
After I sternly corrected Shu Zhe's wrong statement, I told him: "There is money indeed. Xiao Ding really wants to feel proud in front of the LOL party, so as long as you pretend to be his girlfriend, he will give you all the 1,000 yuan he earned from working." for you!"
I turned to page 57 and waited confidently for Old Man Zhang to ask questions. Instead, he put the book on the podium and asked casually:
Shu Zhe hesitated for a moment, "Even if I can do it, what good will it do to me?"
Actually, Xiao Ding didn’t know that the “temporary girlfriend” I was going to provide him was a transvestite. I just felt that Xiao Ding was not a particularly demanding person. As long as he could satisfy other people’s desire for glory, what did it matter whether he was a boy or a girl
After thinking for a moment, I replied: "For dogs, it's a verbal description, but for beggars, it's a psychological description!"
"Fingerprint unlocking? I heard that thing is easy to crack!" I said, "Foreign children can use gummy bears to stick the fingerprints on the screen. I'm afraid your phone has already..."
Just when he thought he had a trick, Old Man Zhang sneered: "I'm asking you, do you agree with dogs or beggars? Which one do you want to be?"
The second episode in which I participated has been broadcast online. Although the audience complained that the heroine was not really raped by the evil young man from Jinling, it still achieved better popularity than the first episode.
"Review your previous knowledge - you hit your dog and it snarled. Is this an interjection or an adverb?"
Old Man Zhang snorted, "I said it before! Let's change the question. A beggar saw a dog barking at him. Is this a verbal description or a psychological description?"
"What? You want me to wear women's clothes in public places!?" Shu Zhe screamed, "Brother Ye Lin, you are so ridiculous! How is this allowed!"
After the self-study class, there was a lunch break. Neither the monitor nor Xiaoqin came back to the classroom. I guessed that they might have gone to have lunch together. So the conversation between the two was considered peaceful
Shu Zhe's expression became determined.
Apart from running the online store, I spend time discussing the upcoming filming arrangements for "The Battle of Jinling" with Director Cao.
Although the squad leader has throwing expertise, it is impossible for the squad leader to do such a rebellious and disrespectful thing.
How to evaluate it well? If it weren't for Amy's parasol as a sign, I wouldn't be able to tell which side is a human and which is an animal.
He said and handed over the picture book.
My brain suddenly stopped and I hesitated: "Teacher, this knowledge has not been taught before, has it?"
When I had a little leisure time, Xiaoqin talked to me in Chinese class with a smile.
"Brother Ye Lin, your women's clothes are either leopard print or silk. Very few of them are wearable. I happen to have a set of clothes that I plan to give to Xiaoli. I'll wear this set that day!"
"Page 57!" Xiaoqin reminded me quietly from below.
Director Cao handed me a pair of hygienic eyeballs and said, "You don't need a foreign brand mobile phone to be a director. Actresses will think you are a fake director! But don't be proud of that little thief. I used the fingerprint unlocking function of iPhone 5s and it worked for a while." They can’t use my phone!”
Shu Zhe hesitated for a moment, "Even if I can do it, what good will it do to me?"
"Then...it was after dark, and I was alone! Pretending to be someone else's girlfriend and having dinner with them or something like that would expose my secret! If it was exposed in public, I would be completely embarrassed!"
Old Man Zhang snorted, "I said it before! Let's change the question. A beggar saw a dog barking at him. Is this a verbal description or a psychological description?"
I turned to page 57 and waited confidently for Old Man Zhang to ask questions. Instead, he put the book on the podium and asked casually:
"Why does Ye Lin keep staring at me? If you keep looking like this, I'm going to blush!"
I have to admire the skills of the makeup artists. Because of their uncanny workmanship, the audience never noticed that the bad boy in Jinling changed actors in the middle of the second episode, and I was saved from getting into trouble because of this short film.
When I had a little leisure time, Xiaoqin talked to me in Chinese class with a smile.
I turned to page 57 and waited confidently for Old Man Zhang to ask questions. Instead, he put the book on the podium and asked casually:
"That's not possible!" Shu Zhe became anxious, "I went to the pet hospital to see my sister several times, and Xiao Ding has seen me! If he tells my sister about me dressing up as a woman, I won't be able to bear the pain and walk away. !”
"You can have a free meal!" I said exaggeratedly.
Eh? Old man Zhang, why did you have sex with a dog today? I can't answer a single question. Isn't it embarrassing? The monitor over there is still looking at me!
After I sternly corrected Shu Zhe's wrong statement, I told him: "There is money indeed. Xiao Ding really wants to feel proud in front of the LOL party, so as long as you pretend to be his girlfriend, he will give you all the 1,000 yuan he earned from working." for you!"
Xiaoqin wiped off the chalk dust on her fingers with a tissue, pretending that it had nothing to do with her, and said with a smile:
After thinking for a moment, I replied: "For dogs, it's a verbal description, but for beggars, it's a psychological description!"
You, Old Man Zhang, are not the only bald teacher! There's no need to go out of your way to retaliate against me in class!
"However, Brother Ye Lin must pay for other equipment purchased to prevent the secret from being revealed!"
When I had a little leisure time, Xiaoqin talked to me in Chinese class with a smile.
"What? You want me to wear women's clothes in public places!?" Shu Zhe screamed, "Brother Ye Lin, you are so ridiculous! How is this allowed!"
Just when he thought he had a trick, Old Man Zhang sneered: "I'm asking you, do you agree with dogs or beggars? Which one do you want to be?"
Shu Zhe's expression became determined.
"However, Brother Ye Lin must pay for other equipment purchased to prevent the secret from being revealed!"
"Hmph, if you agree to do such a thing just for a free meal, you'd be a real idiot!"
Hurrah! Cursing people in different ways! Didn’t I just write in the ultra-modern writing style in my last essay "Contradiction": "I looked at my eyes, licked my tongue, walked to the round square table, and talked to the bald teacher with long hair. Did you say "good morning, noon and evening"!
"Why does Ye Lin keep staring at me? If you keep looking like this, I'm going to blush!"
"It is said that 'it is better to be a peace dog than a person in troubled times'. Many times, people are inferior to dogs, which is a shame!"
You who threw the chalk and hit the teacher should really blush! Old man Zhang is just quarreling with me, there is no need for you to interfere!
This was the only new thing on Sunday, but I always felt it was inappropriate to talk to Xiaoqin about "nipples", so I lazily told her that I was sleeping at home.
You, Old Man Zhang, are not the only bald teacher! There's no need to go out of your way to retaliate against me in class!
"Then...it was after dark, and I was alone! Pretending to be someone else's girlfriend and having dinner with them or something like that would expose my secret! If it was exposed in public, I would be completely embarrassed!"
When I had a little leisure time, Xiaoqin talked to me in Chinese class with a smile.
Old man Zhang actually turned around to face the blackboard and muttered something.
"However, Brother Ye Lin must pay for other equipment purchased to prevent the secret from being revealed!"
"It is said that 'it is better to be a peace dog than a person in troubled times'. Many times, people are inferior to dogs, which is a shame!"
Shu Zhe's face turned red, "Obviously you said it yourself just now, why are you pretending to be stupid now? Breast pads! Breast pads! I will never buy defective things that come into contact with the skin. Brother Ye Lin, just wait and reimburse me. !”
Although the squad leader has throwing expertise, it is impossible for the squad leader to do such a rebellious and disrespectful thing.
"Page 57!" Xiaoqin reminded me quietly from below.
"You are just a young boy from the lower grade," I sneered. "Do you think I didn't take this into consideration? If this matter reaches your sister's ears, not only will you be unable to eat, but I will also have a life." It’s dangerous! Let me tell you, Xiao Ding and I became friends while eating a bowl of instant noodles at an Internet cafe. He will never reveal this matter! I promise there will be no future trouble!"
Shu Zhe's expression became determined.
In fact, you don’t have to go to that step. As thin as Shu Zhe, even if the chest is mediocre, he will not necessarily be suspected. Could it be that Shu Zhe, who is super face-loving, even dressed as a transvestite, still has to be with other otaku girlfriends present? In the competition for beauty, doesn’t it have to be more beautiful than the others
He said and handed over the picture book.
"There are so many thieves in Dongshan City recently!" After discussing this matter, Director Cao complained to me, "The iPhone 5s I just bought was stolen before I even used it!"
Old man Zhang actually turned around to face the blackboard and muttered something.
Shu Zhe said "cut" disdainfully and made a "forget it" gesture to me.
Shu Zhe's face turned red, "Obviously you said it yourself just now, why are you pretending to be stupid now? Breast pads! Breast pads! I will never buy defective things that come into contact with the skin. Brother Ye Lin, just wait and reimburse me. !”
"Ouch!" Someone suddenly threw a piece of chalk on the back of Old Man Zhang's head, and the classroom suddenly became very quiet.
My schedule on Sunday is really not as busy as a junior high school student should be.
Shu Zhe's face turned red, "Obviously you said it yourself just now, why are you pretending to be stupid now? Breast pads! Breast pads! I will never buy defective things that come into contact with the skin. Brother Ye Lin, just wait and reimburse me. !”
Xiaoqin, who was very happy writing a review in the self-study class, was suddenly called to the corridor by the monitor.
Old Man Zhang was naturally furious, but in the end he never found out who threw the chalk, so the whole class was forced to write a letter of apology, and there was no need to say there was a lot of complaints.
How to evaluate it well? If it weren't for Amy's parasol as a sign, I wouldn't be able to tell which side is a human and which is an animal.
"Review your previous knowledge - you hit your dog and it snarled. Is this an interjection or an adverb?"
My schedule on Sunday is really not as busy as a junior high school student should be.
"Brother Ye Lin, your women's clothes are either leopard print or silk. Very few of them are wearable. I happen to have a set of clothes that I plan to give to Xiaoli. I'll wear this set that day!"
Although the squad leader has throwing expertise, it is impossible for the squad leader to do such a rebellious and disrespectful thing.
"Hmph, if you agree to do such a thing just for a free meal, you'd be a real idiot!"
Old Man Zhang was naturally furious, but in the end he never found out who threw the chalk, so the whole class was forced to write a letter of apology, and there was no need to say there was a lot of complaints.
Xiaoqin wiped off the chalk dust on her fingers with a tissue, pretending that it had nothing to do with her, and said with a smile:
You are using your competitive spirit in strange places! Even though you finished last in the 800-meter long-distance race, I didn’t see you stepping up your training!
"Brother Ye Lin, your women's clothes are either leopard print or silk. Very few of them are wearable. I happen to have a set of clothes that I plan to give to Xiaoli. I'll wear this set that day!"
Shu Zhe threw a piece of chewing gum into his mouth and said while chewing: "Brother Ye Lin, since you agreed to help pimp, you must have money for it, right?"
I have to admire the skills of the makeup artists. Because of their uncanny workmanship, the audience never noticed that the bad boy in Jinling changed actors in the middle of the second episode, and I was saved from getting into trouble because of this short film.
"Ye Lin, stand up and answer the question!" The Chinese teacher called me up again, but he just didn't like me.
But when I saw the squad leader lying face down on the ground in the winding alley behind the snack street, and Xiao Qin holding a wooden stick in her hand, I was shocked.
When I had a little leisure time, Xiaoqin talked to me in Chinese class with a smile.
"Why does Ye Lin keep staring at me? If you keep looking like this, I'm going to blush!"
Hurrah! Cursing people in different ways! Didn’t I just write in the ultra-modern writing style in my last essay "Contradiction": "I looked at my eyes, licked my tongue, walked to the round square table, and talked to the bald teacher with long hair. Did you say "good morning, noon and evening"!
"Then...it was after dark, and I was alone! Pretending to be someone else's girlfriend and having dinner with them or something like that would expose my secret! If it was exposed in public, I would be completely embarrassed!"
You who threw the chalk and hit the teacher should really blush! Old man Zhang is just quarreling with me, there is no need for you to interfere!
"There are so many thieves in Dongshan City recently!" After discussing this matter, Director Cao complained to me, "The iPhone 5s I just bought was stolen before I even used it!"
"Ye Lin, stand up and answer the question!" The Chinese teacher called me up again, but he just didn't like me.
Actually, Xiao Ding didn’t know that the “temporary girlfriend” I was going to provide him was a transvestite. I just felt that Xiao Ding was not a particularly demanding person. As long as he could satisfy other people’s desire for glory, what did it matter whether he was a boy or a girl
You who threw the chalk and hit the teacher should really blush! Old man Zhang is just quarreling with me, there is no need for you to interfere!
"Who told you to follow the latest trend and buy Apple?" I touched the knockoff phone in my trouser pocket, and a sense of superiority emerged spontaneously. "If you buy a domestic phone like me, no one will steal it!"
Xiaoqin, who was very happy writing a review in the self-study class, was suddenly called to the corridor by the monitor.
"But Brother Ye Lin, is the Xiao Ding you are talking about the pet hospital my sister often goes to, the one who blushes when he sees a girl?"
Old Man Zhang was naturally furious, but in the end he never found out who threw the chalk, so the whole class was forced to write a letter of apology, and there was no need to say there was a lot of complaints.
Just when he thought he had a trick, Old Man Zhang sneered: "I'm asking you, do you agree with dogs or beggars? Which one do you want to be?"
"Who told you to follow the latest trend and buy Apple?" I touched the knockoff phone in my trouser pocket, and a sense of superiority emerged spontaneously. "If you buy a domestic phone like me, no one will steal it!"
After I sternly corrected Shu Zhe's wrong statement, I told him: "There is money indeed. Xiao Ding really wants to feel proud in front of the LOL party, so as long as you pretend to be his girlfriend, he will give you all the 1,000 yuan he earned from working." for you!"
"Brother Ye Lin, your women's clothes are either leopard print or silk. Very few of them are wearable. I happen to have a set of clothes that I plan to give to Xiaoli. I'll wear this set that day!"
I turned to page 57 and waited confidently for Old Man Zhang to ask questions. Instead, he put the book on the podium and asked casually:
This was the only new thing on Sunday, but I always felt it was inappropriate to talk to Xiaoqin about "nipples", so I lazily told her that I was sleeping at home.
Just when he thought he had a trick, Old Man Zhang sneered: "I'm asking you, do you agree with dogs or beggars? Which one do you want to be?"
Xiaoqin, who was very happy writing a review in the self-study class, was suddenly called to the corridor by the monitor.
"However, Brother Ye Lin must pay for other equipment purchased to prevent the secret from being revealed!"
My schedule on Sunday is really not as busy as a junior high school student should be.
Xiaoqin wiped off the chalk dust on her fingers with a tissue, pretending that it had nothing to do with her, and said with a smile:
Old Man Zhang snorted, "I said it before! Let's change the question. A beggar saw a dog barking at him. Is this a verbal description or a psychological description?"
"You can have a free meal!" I said exaggeratedly.
"Review your previous knowledge - you hit your dog and it snarled. Is this an interjection or an adverb?"
I'm afraid Xiaoqin's little move did not escape the monitor's eyes. Although the monitor did not point out in public that Xiaoqin was the real culprit of throwing chalk at the teacher, he should seriously criticize her afterwards and let her remember the lesson and not do it again, right
In the third episode of "The Battle of Jinling", in order to attract attention, Director Cao wanted to temporarily change the script and arrange a scene where the villain of Jinling and the male protagonist fight naked in the stream. He came to ask me if I agreed.
I agree with you sister! Let me and the heroine fight naked. I might even consider it. Let me fight the hero naked. What a fuss! Do you want to please the fujoshi audience
After the self-study class, there was a lunch break. Neither the monitor nor Xiaoqin came back to the classroom. I guessed that they might have gone to have lunch together. So the conversation between the two was considered peaceful
"Brother Ye Lin, your women's clothes are either leopard print or silk. Very few of them are wearable. I happen to have a set of clothes that I plan to give to Xiaoli. I'll wear this set that day!"
"Who told you to follow the latest trend and buy Apple?" I touched the knockoff phone in my trouser pocket, and a sense of superiority emerged spontaneously. "If you buy a domestic phone like me, no one will steal it!"
How to evaluate it well? If it weren't for Amy's parasol as a sign, I wouldn't be able to tell which side is a human and which is an animal.
Just when he thought he had a trick, Old Man Zhang sneered: "I'm asking you, do you agree with dogs or beggars? Which one do you want to be?"
"Review your previous knowledge - you hit your dog and it snarled. Is this an interjection or an adverb?"
"Brother Ye Lin, your women's clothes are either leopard print or silk. Very few of them are wearable. I happen to have a set of clothes that I plan to give to Xiaoli. I'll wear this set that day!"
But when I saw the squad leader lying face down on the ground in the winding alley behind the snack street, and Xiao Qin holding a wooden stick in her hand, I was shocked.
After thinking for a moment, I replied: "For dogs, it's a verbal description, but for beggars, it's a psychological description!"
"Classmate Ye Lin, how did you spend your Sunday?"