At 4 o'clock in the afternoon, I took Shu Zhe out in women's clothing and prepared to meet Xiao Ding at the agreed place.
He was slightly behind me and walked side by side with me on the street. The coveted or jealous looks from the passing men and women made him feel elated.
After three hours of this, both sides were exhausted both physically and mentally. Regardless of the outcome, they each pulled back to camp.
Xiao Ding was still a little unbelievable.
Shu Zhe gently lifted up a lock of long hair floating in front of him and said disdainfully: "Bag is originally a part of women's clothing. Brother Ye Lin, you have no idea!"
Shu Zhe saw all this envy, jealousy, and hatred in his eyes, and became more proud and arrogant.
It’s so strange, they usually ask me for taxi fare! Besides, except for the new bag that I bought for you, you haven’t asked me to reimburse you for the other items of clothing, right? This doesn't look like him!
"This... Xiaoye, please don't play tricks on me!" Xiao Ding pulled me over and whispered, "This is obviously a beautiful girl, how can you say she is a boy!"
Xiao Ding was dizzy when he heard the coquettish words that used "pseudo-voice" to the extreme. He was obviously attracted by the cuteness. Without saying a word, he took out his wallet and gave Shu Zhe all the extra money he earned by pretending to be a tiger. .
Because of the experience of the last night walk in women's clothing and having me by his side, Shu Zhe was much bolder this time. Perhaps the many video chats with "cilantro stuffed buns" also enhanced his confidence.
"Okay," I nodded, "If you are willing to treat him as a woman, I have no objection. Anyway, will I meet your request?"
Shu Zhe acted like a savage girlfriend in front of Xiao Ding.
Shu Zhe acted like a savage girlfriend in front of Xiao Ding.
In order to prevent acquaintances from recognizing me and causing unnecessary trouble, I wore sunglasses when I went out today, so the men who passed by were just jealous that I had a beautiful girlfriend and did not say "a flower in a cow". "On shit".
"This... Xiaoye, please don't play tricks on me!" Xiao Ding pulled me over and whispered, "This is obviously a beautiful girl, how can you say she is a boy!"
Shu Zhe saw all this envy, jealousy, and hatred in his eyes, and became more proud and arrogant.
After Shu Zhe glanced at the fat Xiao Ding, his eyes were full of contempt. He crossed his arms and said sharply:
He pointed at me and Xiao Ding, "You two are just waiting for bad luck!"
He was slightly behind me and walked side by side with me on the street. The coveted or jealous looks from the passing men and women made him feel elated.
Shu Zhe gently lifted up a lock of long hair floating in front of him and said disdainfully: "Bag is originally a part of women's clothing. Brother Ye Lin, you have no idea!"
"This starts with the name of 'Continuous Flowing'. He introduced himself as Fan Chuan, nicknamed 'Xiao Chuan'. He is indeed a college student. His girlfriend is his college classmate, so there is nothing wrong with it... "
"Okay," I nodded, "If you are willing to treat him as a woman, I have no objection. Anyway, will I meet your request?"
Shu Zhe took the money, looked at the watermark against the sun as a habit, and then carefully put it into the newly purchased small bag.
I noticed that the corners of Xiao Ding’s eyes were blue and there were N scratches on his arms, as if he had been beaten.
The most unbearable thing is that many wretched men cast envious glances at me! They must have thought I was Shu Zhe’s boyfriend!
"Well, brother Ye Lin, you come here to pick me up at 7:40. You are not allowed to be late. Do you understand?"
Xiao Ding was still a little unbelievable.
Shu Zhe saw all this envy, jealousy, and hatred in his eyes, and became more proud and arrogant.
"Don't call me by my real name! What if my secret is exposed? You will call me by my pseudonym the whole time. Just call me Xiaohong!"
In order to prevent acquaintances from recognizing me and causing unnecessary trouble, I wore sunglasses when I went out today, so the men who passed by were just jealous that I had a beautiful girlfriend and did not say "a flower in a cow". "On shit".
Not to mention, I was wearing sunglasses and standing between Xiao Ding and Shu Zhe who were doing the business, I really looked like a pimp! Fortunately, we didn't run into any curious policemen, otherwise "Middle school students introduce transvestites into prostitution" would have become the headlines of Dongshan Daily tomorrow!
"Stop talking nonsense! Give me the reward first! Who knows if you will default on my salary like Brother Ye Lin!"
"The appearance is first-rate, but in terms of voice..."
Bastard! Before you say anything like this, remember that you are a man yourself!
Because of the experience of the last night walk in women's clothing and having me by his side, Shu Zhe was much bolder this time. Perhaps the many video chats with "cilantro stuffed buns" also enhanced his confidence.
"Don't call me by my real name! What if my secret is exposed? You will call me by my pseudonym the whole time. Just call me Xiaohong!"
What is there to be proud of! Your breasts are fake breasts! Dressing up in women's clothing can draw more attention to your appearance, so are you super vain and use this method to realize your own value
Eh? The name Fan Chuan seems a bit familiar, right
Sure enough, is it still "Xiao Hong" derived from "Hongdou Sister"? Because I kept getting called that while video chatting with Cilantro Stuffed Buns, so I’m used to it, right
It’s so strange, they usually ask me for taxi fare! Besides, except for the new bag that I bought for you, you haven’t asked me to reimburse you for the other items of clothing, right? This doesn't look like him!
Xiao Ding's face suddenly turned red, steam was rising from his head, as if he was drunk, he waved a taxi to stop on the street, and then he and Shu Zhe got in it together.
Could it be that when he wanted to do something wrong with Shu Zhe, he encountered fierce resistance? If that's the case, with Shu Zhe's character, he should ask me for more "mental damages", right? Why are you silent
"There's no such thing!" I denied, "Why can't you believe that there are 'friends' who have no interest relationship at all?"
Shu Zhe saw all this envy, jealousy, and hatred in his eyes, and became more proud and arrogant.
In order to prevent acquaintances from recognizing me and causing unnecessary trouble, I wore sunglasses when I went out today, so the men who passed by were just jealous that I had a beautiful girlfriend and did not say "a flower in a cow". "On shit".
"You are taking advantage of the situation!" I said angrily after leaving the luggage store, "Last time I only promised to reimburse you for the women's clothing, but I didn't say I would buy you another bag!"
Eh? The name Fan Chuan seems a bit familiar, right
Xiao Ding's face suddenly turned red, steam was rising from his head, as if he was drunk, he waved a taxi to stop on the street, and then he and Shu Zhe got in it together.
Xiao Ding was still a little unbelievable.
Shu Zhe was originally carrying a relatively neutral satchel to store his daily necessities, but when passing by a luggage store, he suddenly said that he wanted to buy a satchel that was more in line with his current temperament, and walked into the store without any explanation.
"Actually, last night, I got into a fight with the leader of the LOL party, the guy whose ID is 'Streaming'."
Watching the taxi fly away in the dust, I returned to my home bored. Apart from running the online store, I was a little worried that Shu Zhe and Xiao Ding would mess things up.
Xiao Ding's face suddenly turned red, steam was rising from his head, as if he was drunk, he waved a taxi to stop on the street, and then he and Shu Zhe got in it together.
"Do you want to take a taxi~~~~~"
"Okay," I nodded, "If you are willing to treat him as a woman, I have no objection. Anyway, will I meet your request?"
"Actually, last night, I got into a fight with the leader of the LOL party, the guy whose ID is 'Streaming'."
After entering the store, Shu Zhe not only communicated naturally and smoothly with the shopping guide, but also made me stand aside waiting to pay the bill, as if he was his real boyfriend.
ah? It’s really an online scolding battle, and offline real-person PK!
Shu Zhe took the money, looked at the watermark against the sun as a habit, and then carefully put it into the newly purchased small bag.
Could it be that Xiao Ding got interested in sex, failed to control it, and made the transvestite explode? But Xiao Ding is not that kind of person, and Shu Zhe's clothes are not damaged at all. What's going on!
"This starts with the name of 'Continuous Flowing'. He introduced himself as Fan Chuan, nicknamed 'Xiao Chuan'. He is indeed a college student. His girlfriend is his college classmate, so there is nothing wrong with it... "
"Da, it's about 8 o'clock..." Xiao Ding is not short, but he always lowers his head and blushes when talking to "Xiao Hong", making him look much weaker.
He was slightly behind me and walked side by side with me on the street. The coveted or jealous looks from the passing men and women made him feel elated.
After spending more than 400 yuan to buy a bag, Shu Zhe transferred the daily necessities into it, happily put on the new bag, his energy and energy increased to varying degrees, and handed over the old bag to me. Keep it.
Not to mention, I was wearing sunglasses and standing between Xiao Ding and Shu Zhe who were doing the business, I really looked like a pimp! Fortunately, we didn't run into any curious policemen, otherwise "Middle school students introduce transvestites into prostitution" would have become the headlines of Dongshan Daily tomorrow!
"Anyway, no businessman, no adulterer. Brother Ye Lin, you introduced me to Xiao Ding as a temporary girlfriend. You must have taken a cut of it and got a lot of benefits, right?"
I noticed that the corners of Xiao Ding’s eyes were blue and there were N scratches on his arms, as if he had been beaten.
"Da, it's about 8 o'clock..." Xiao Ding is not short, but he always lowers his head and blushes when talking to "Xiao Hong", making him look much weaker.
Before Shu Zhe got into the taxi, he winked at me proudly, as if to say: "Look at how stupid you men are! You obeyed my words with just a little charm."
I called Xiao Ding several times that night, but Xiao Ding didn't answer the phone, which made me very depressed. Fortunately, the next day I went to the Love Pet Hospital to find him. Not only was he there, but he also said he would treat me to a casual meal. By the way, Talk about what happened last night.
"You are taking advantage of the situation!" I said angrily after leaving the luggage store, "Last time I only promised to reimburse you for the women's clothing, but I didn't say I would buy you another bag!"
He pointed at me and Xiao Ding, "You two are just waiting for bad luck!"
Eh? Shu Zhe, have you eaten up your ambition? You actually spoke to me so forcefully
First, the veteran of the Dota party yelled: "Is this general a LOL dog?" The young LOL general was not to be outdone: "Don't be so rampant, old Dota thief. If you dare to come and play a game, I will make you laugh!" The veteran said angrily: "LOL is only played by elementary school students. It’s a mentally retarded game! Playing Dota is a pure manly thing!”
Shu Zhe gently lifted up a lock of long hair floating in front of him and said disdainfully: "Bag is originally a part of women's clothing. Brother Ye Lin, you have no idea!"
The dota party: "You are paralyzed!" The LOL party: "You are paralyzed!" The dota party: "You are paralyzed!" The LOL party: "You are paralyzed!"...
I noticed that the corners of Xiao Ding’s eyes were blue and there were N scratches on his arms, as if he had been beaten.
Of course, Shu Zhe's words were also spoken in a "false voice". From the beginning of his conversation with the clerk just now, he has been speaking in a feminine and feminine tone, which did not arouse the other party's suspicion at all. Even I, who knew the inside story, I have to admit that Shu Zhe is almost invincible at pretending to be a girl.
"You are taking advantage of the situation!" I said angrily after leaving the luggage store, "Last time I only promised to reimburse you for the women's clothing, but I didn't say I would buy you another bag!"
The dota party: "You are paralyzed!" The LOL party: "You are paralyzed!" The dota party: "You are paralyzed!" The LOL party: "You are paralyzed!"...
Xiao Ding was dizzy when he heard the coquettish words that used "pseudo-voice" to the extreme. He was obviously attracted by the cuteness. Without saying a word, he took out his wallet and gave Shu Zhe all the extra money he earned by pretending to be a tiger. .
Before Shu Zhe got into the taxi, he winked at me proudly, as if to say: "Look at how stupid you men are! You obeyed my words with just a little charm."
"You are taking advantage of the situation!" I said angrily after leaving the luggage store, "Last time I only promised to reimburse you for the women's clothing, but I didn't say I would buy you another bag!"
What is there to be proud of! Your breasts are fake breasts! Dressing up in women's clothing can draw more attention to your appearance, so are you super vain and use this method to realize your own value
In order to prevent acquaintances from recognizing me and causing unnecessary trouble, I wore sunglasses when I went out today, so the men who passed by were just jealous that I had a beautiful girlfriend and did not say "a flower in a cow". "On shit".
As far as I know, the online battle process between the Dota Party and the LOL Party is generally as follows:
"Anyway, no businessman, no adulterer. Brother Ye Lin, you introduced me to Xiao Ding as a temporary girlfriend. You must have taken a cut of it and got a lot of benefits, right?"
ah? It’s really an online scolding battle, and offline real-person PK!
Could it be that when he wanted to do something wrong with Shu Zhe, he encountered fierce resistance? If that's the case, with Shu Zhe's character, he should ask me for more "mental damages", right? Why are you silent
After changing clothes at my house, he reluctantly left all the women's clothing items at my house, and then went back a little lonely.
Shu Zhe made malicious assumptions about me.
Hearing his name at this time, Shu Zhe's face instantly showed an expression of disgust.
I met Xiao Ding, who had been waiting for a long time, at the entrance of the agreed-upon Xinhua Bookstore. When he saw Shu Zhe behind me, his eyes widened.
"The appearance is first-rate, but in terms of voice..."
"There's no such thing!" I denied, "Why can't you believe that there are 'friends' who have no interest relationship at all?"
He was slightly behind me and walked side by side with me on the street. The coveted or jealous looks from the passing men and women made him feel elated.
First, the veteran of the Dota party yelled: "Is this general a LOL dog?" The young LOL general was not to be outdone: "Don't be so rampant, old Dota thief. If you dare to come and play a game, I will make you laugh!" The veteran said angrily: "LOL is only played by elementary school students. It’s a mentally retarded game! Playing Dota is a pure manly thing!”
"Da, it's about 8 o'clock..." Xiao Ding is not short, but he always lowers his head and blushes when talking to "Xiao Hong", making him look much weaker.
"Because I don't have that kind of friends!" Shu Zhe answered bluntly, "Some of the original 'friends' were because they saw me being generous, or knew that I had a beautiful sister, and those who were jealous of me and said bad things about me behind my back. , now I heard that Brother Ye Lin will protect me, they are all begging me like a lapdog to be their friend! Although I look down on them, there is no harm in allowing them to be friends and letting them do this or that. Friends are friends anyway. It’s meant to be used and sold! Maybe it will come in handy someday!”
Could it be that when he wanted to do something wrong with Shu Zhe, he encountered fierce resistance? If that's the case, with Shu Zhe's character, he should ask me for more "mental damages", right? Why are you silent
The most unbearable thing is that many wretched men cast envious glances at me! They must have thought I was Shu Zhe’s boyfriend!
I asked Xiao Ding how they got into a fight. After taking a bite of the pancake roll and shredded potatoes, Xiao Ding said quietly:
"There's no such thing!" I denied, "Why can't you believe that there are 'friends' who have no interest relationship at all?"
I noticed that the corners of Xiao Ding’s eyes were blue and there were N scratches on his arms, as if he had been beaten.
Sure enough, is it still "Xiao Hong" derived from "Hongdou Sister"? Because I kept getting called that while video chatting with Cilantro Stuffed Buns, so I’m used to it, right
After careful consideration, Xiao Ding felt that there was no need for me to find a girl but insist that it was a boy. I was still a little worried about the voice of the transvestite.
I had to admit that what Shu Zhe said was reasonable, and Xiao Ding wanted to ask Shu Zhe for help at this time, so he nodded and bowed, not daring to disobey.
Huh, even though I have put on makeup to look like a sweet girl on the outside, I am still as selfish as before on the inside!
"By the way, are you really Shusha's brother, called Shu Zhe?"
"Do you want to take a taxi~~~~~"
I met Xiao Ding, who had been waiting for a long time, at the entrance of the agreed-upon Xinhua Bookstore. When he saw Shu Zhe behind me, his eyes widened.
I met Xiao Ding, who had been waiting for a long time, at the entrance of the agreed-upon Xinhua Bookstore. When he saw Shu Zhe behind me, his eyes widened.
"I have to leave this outfit and the newly bought bag at your place before I can go home! Otherwise, if there are too many broken pieces, if my sister finds out, you, and you-"
Shu Zhe took the money, looked at the watermark against the sun as a habit, and then carefully put it into the newly purchased small bag.
As far as I know, the online battle process between the Dota Party and the LOL Party is generally as follows:
"Okay," I nodded, "If you are willing to treat him as a woman, I have no objection. Anyway, will I meet your request?"
"This... Xiaoye, please don't play tricks on me!" Xiao Ding pulled me over and whispered, "This is obviously a beautiful girl, how can you say she is a boy!"
After careful consideration, Xiao Ding felt that there was no need for me to find a girl but insist that it was a boy. I was still a little worried about the voice of the transvestite.
Sure enough, is it still "Xiao Hong" derived from "Hongdou Sister"? Because I kept getting called that while video chatting with Cilantro Stuffed Buns, so I’m used to it, right
I noticed that the corners of Xiao Ding’s eyes were blue and there were N scratches on his arms, as if he had been beaten.
Shu Zhe acted like a savage girlfriend in front of Xiao Ding.
As far as I know, the online battle process between the Dota Party and the LOL Party is generally as follows:
"This... Xiaoye, please don't play tricks on me!" Xiao Ding pulled me over and whispered, "This is obviously a beautiful girl, how can you say she is a boy!"
"Okay," I nodded, "If you are willing to treat him as a woman, I have no objection. Anyway, will I meet your request?"
"Stop talking nonsense! Give me the reward first! Who knows if you will default on my salary like Brother Ye Lin!"
First, the veteran of the Dota party yelled: "Is this general a LOL dog?" The young LOL general was not to be outdone: "Don't be so rampant, old Dota thief. If you dare to come and play a game, I will make you laugh!" The veteran said angrily: "LOL is only played by elementary school students. It’s a mentally retarded game! Playing Dota is a pure manly thing!”
I really don’t know how Shu Zhe’s ex-girlfriend Xiao Hong would look in shock and confusion when she knew that Shu Zhe was now using the same name as herself as someone else’s temporary girlfriend.
I didn’t expect that both parties, who only talk words online, would actually have the courage to compete in real life! I have never heard of Party L and Party D entering the third stage of the battle before! Is this a harbinger of all-out war
As a result, when I went to Xinhua Bookstore to wait for him at 8 o'clock in the evening (I deliberately did not go at 7:40), he arrived nearly half an hour late. He seemed very lethargic and had a confused look in his eyes. I asked him what happened. He didn't say anything about it.
Bastard! Before you say anything like this, remember that you are a man yourself!
I met Xiao Ding, who had been waiting for a long time, at the entrance of the agreed-upon Xinhua Bookstore. When he saw Shu Zhe behind me, his eyes widened.
"Stop talking nonsense! Give me the reward first! Who knows if you will default on my salary like Brother Ye Lin!"
"The appearance is first-rate, but in terms of voice..."
Not to mention, I was wearing sunglasses and standing between Xiao Ding and Shu Zhe who were doing the business, I really looked like a pimp! Fortunately, we didn't run into any curious policemen, otherwise "Middle school students introduce transvestites into prostitution" would have become the headlines of Dongshan Daily tomorrow!
Eh? The name Fan Chuan seems a bit familiar, right
Shu Zhe took the money, looked at the watermark against the sun as a habit, and then carefully put it into the newly purchased small bag.
What is there to be proud of! Your breasts are fake breasts! Dressing up in women's clothing can draw more attention to your appearance, so are you super vain and use this method to realize your own value
However, Shu Zhe complained that his feet hurt when he walked in new shoes, and asked Xiao Ding to take a taxi. Xiao Ding hesitated for a second, and Shu Zhe hugged one of Xiao Ding's arms and said coquettishly:
After entering the store, Shu Zhe not only communicated naturally and smoothly with the shopping guide, but also made me stand aside waiting to pay the bill, as if he was his real boyfriend.
"There's no such thing!" I denied, "Why can't you believe that there are 'friends' who have no interest relationship at all?"
"There's no such thing!" I denied, "Why can't you believe that there are 'friends' who have no interest relationship at all?"
After careful consideration, Xiao Ding felt that there was no need for me to find a girl but insist that it was a boy. I was still a little worried about the voice of the transvestite.
Shu Zhe made malicious assumptions about me.
As far as I know, the online battle process between the Dota Party and the LOL Party is generally as follows:
Xiao Ding was dizzy when he heard the coquettish words that used "pseudo-voice" to the extreme. He was obviously attracted by the cuteness. Without saying a word, he took out his wallet and gave Shu Zhe all the extra money he earned by pretending to be a tiger. .
Not to mention, I was wearing sunglasses and standing between Xiao Ding and Shu Zhe who were doing the business, I really looked like a pimp! Fortunately, we didn't run into any curious policemen, otherwise "Middle school students introduce transvestites into prostitution" would have become the headlines of Dongshan Daily tomorrow!
"You are taking advantage of the situation!" I said angrily after leaving the luggage store, "Last time I only promised to reimburse you for the women's clothing, but I didn't say I would buy you another bag!"
After Shu Zhe glanced at the fat Xiao Ding, his eyes were full of contempt. He crossed his arms and said sharply:
"When will the party for you otakus end?"
I had to admit that what Shu Zhe said was reasonable, and Xiao Ding wanted to ask Shu Zhe for help at this time, so he nodded and bowed, not daring to disobey.
Before Shu Zhe got into the taxi, he winked at me proudly, as if to say: "Look at how stupid you men are! You obeyed my words with just a little charm."
"I have to leave this outfit and the newly bought bag at your place before I can go home! Otherwise, if there are too many broken pieces, if my sister finds out, you, and you-"
Watching the taxi fly away in the dust, I returned to my home bored. Apart from running the online store, I was a little worried that Shu Zhe and Xiao Ding would mess things up.
"Stop talking nonsense! Give me the reward first! Who knows if you will default on my salary like Brother Ye Lin!"
Watching the taxi fly away in the dust, I returned to my home bored. Apart from running the online store, I was a little worried that Shu Zhe and Xiao Ding would mess things up.
Xiao Ding was dizzy when he heard the coquettish words that used "pseudo-voice" to the extreme. He was obviously attracted by the cuteness. Without saying a word, he took out his wallet and gave Shu Zhe all the extra money he earned by pretending to be a tiger. .
"Stop talking nonsense! Give me the reward first! Who knows if you will default on my salary like Brother Ye Lin!"
Eh? The name Fan Chuan seems a bit familiar, right
I noticed that the corners of Xiao Ding’s eyes were blue and there were N scratches on his arms, as if he had been beaten.
Not to mention, I was wearing sunglasses and standing between Xiao Ding and Shu Zhe who were doing the business, I really looked like a pimp! Fortunately, we didn't run into any curious policemen, otherwise "Middle school students introduce transvestites into prostitution" would have become the headlines of Dongshan Daily tomorrow!
Xiao Ding was dizzy when he heard the coquettish words that used "pseudo-voice" to the extreme. He was obviously attracted by the cuteness. Without saying a word, he took out his wallet and gave Shu Zhe all the extra money he earned by pretending to be a tiger. .
Huh, even though I have put on makeup to look like a sweet girl on the outside, I am still as selfish as before on the inside!
After entering the store, Shu Zhe not only communicated naturally and smoothly with the shopping guide, but also made me stand aside waiting to pay the bill, as if he was his real boyfriend.
Shu Zhe took the money, looked at the watermark against the sun as a habit, and then carefully put it into the newly purchased small bag.
After spending more than 400 yuan to buy a bag, Shu Zhe transferred the daily necessities into it, happily put on the new bag, his energy and energy increased to varying degrees, and handed over the old bag to me. Keep it.
As a result, when I went to Xinhua Bookstore to wait for him at 8 o'clock in the evening (I deliberately did not go at 7:40), he arrived nearly half an hour late. He seemed very lethargic and had a confused look in his eyes. I asked him what happened. He didn't say anything about it.
Eh? The name Fan Chuan seems a bit familiar, right
"There's no such thing!" I denied, "Why can't you believe that there are 'friends' who have no interest relationship at all?"
Shu Zhe took the money, looked at the watermark against the sun as a habit, and then carefully put it into the newly purchased small bag.
While Xiao Ding and I were eating spring pancakes rolled with shredded potatoes, he looked out the window, sighed, and said:
I called Xiao Ding several times that night, but Xiao Ding didn't answer the phone, which made me very depressed. Fortunately, the next day I went to the Love Pet Hospital to find him. Not only was he there, but he also said he would treat me to a casual meal. By the way, Talk about what happened last night.
People going in and out of Xinhua Bookstore were very suspicious when they saw two men and one woman giving money to us in the street. Some people whispered and suspected that we were engaging in some illegal transaction.
I really don’t know how Shu Zhe’s ex-girlfriend Xiao Hong would look in shock and confusion when she knew that Shu Zhe was now using the same name as herself as someone else’s temporary girlfriend.
Sure enough, is it still "Xiao Hong" derived from "Hongdou Sister"? Because I kept getting called that while video chatting with Cilantro Stuffed Buns, so I’m used to it, right
After changing clothes at my house, he reluctantly left all the women's clothing items at my house, and then went back a little lonely.
Bastard! Before you say anything like this, remember that you are a man yourself!
While Xiao Ding and I were eating spring pancakes rolled with shredded potatoes, he looked out the window, sighed, and said:
People going in and out of Xinhua Bookstore were very suspicious when they saw two men and one woman giving money to us in the street. Some people whispered and suspected that we were engaging in some illegal transaction.
I called Xiao Ding several times that night, but Xiao Ding didn't answer the phone, which made me very depressed. Fortunately, the next day I went to the Love Pet Hospital to find him. Not only was he there, but he also said he would treat me to a casual meal. By the way, Talk about what happened last night.
What is there to be proud of! Your breasts are fake breasts! Dressing up in women's clothing can draw more attention to your appearance, so are you super vain and use this method to realize your own value
Not to mention, I was wearing sunglasses and standing between Xiao Ding and Shu Zhe who were doing the business, I really looked like a pimp! Fortunately, we didn't run into any curious policemen, otherwise "Middle school students introduce transvestites into prostitution" would have become the headlines of Dongshan Daily tomorrow!
Shu Zhe was originally carrying a relatively neutral satchel to store his daily necessities, but when passing by a luggage store, he suddenly said that he wanted to buy a satchel that was more in line with his current temperament, and walked into the store without any explanation.
Shu Zhe made malicious assumptions about me.
The most unbearable thing is that many wretched men cast envious glances at me! They must have thought I was Shu Zhe’s boyfriend!
Shu Zhe acted like a savage girlfriend in front of Xiao Ding.
Shu Zhe saw all this envy, jealousy, and hatred in his eyes, and became more proud and arrogant.
In order to prevent acquaintances from recognizing me and causing unnecessary trouble, I wore sunglasses when I went out today, so the men who passed by were just jealous that I had a beautiful girlfriend and did not say "a flower in a cow". "On shit".
After changing clothes at my house, he reluctantly left all the women's clothing items at my house, and then went back a little lonely.
"By the way, are you really Shusha's brother, called Shu Zhe?"
Shu Zhe made malicious assumptions about me.
But compared with usual, this is fine. Xiao Ding usually can't say a word when he sees a beautiful girl, so the transvestite is actually the most suitable candidate for the temporary girlfriend plan.
"By the way, are you really Shusha's brother, called Shu Zhe?"
I asked Xiao Ding how they got into a fight. After taking a bite of the pancake roll and shredded potatoes, Xiao Ding said quietly:
"When will the party for you otakus end?"
Watching the taxi fly away in the dust, I returned to my home bored. Apart from running the online store, I was a little worried that Shu Zhe and Xiao Ding would mess things up.
After three hours of this, both sides were exhausted both physically and mentally. Regardless of the outcome, they each pulled back to camp.
I had to admit that what Shu Zhe said was reasonable, and Xiao Ding wanted to ask Shu Zhe for help at this time, so he nodded and bowed, not daring to disobey.
Xiao Ding was still a little unbelievable.
Eh? The name Fan Chuan seems a bit familiar, right
Before Shu Zhe got into the taxi, he winked at me proudly, as if to say: "Look at how stupid you men are! You obeyed my words with just a little charm."
While Xiao Ding and I were eating spring pancakes rolled with shredded potatoes, he looked out the window, sighed, and said:
"Da, it's about 8 o'clock..." Xiao Ding is not short, but he always lowers his head and blushes when talking to "Xiao Hong", making him look much weaker.
I had to admit that what Shu Zhe said was reasonable, and Xiao Ding wanted to ask Shu Zhe for help at this time, so he nodded and bowed, not daring to disobey.
"You are taking advantage of the situation!" I said angrily after leaving the luggage store, "Last time I only promised to reimburse you for the women's clothing, but I didn't say I would buy you another bag!"
Hearing his name at this time, Shu Zhe's face instantly showed an expression of disgust.
Because of the experience of the last night walk in women's clothing and having me by his side, Shu Zhe was much bolder this time. Perhaps the many video chats with "cilantro stuffed buns" also enhanced his confidence.
I had to admit that what Shu Zhe said was reasonable, and Xiao Ding wanted to ask Shu Zhe for help at this time, so he nodded and bowed, not daring to disobey.
However, Shu Zhe complained that his feet hurt when he walked in new shoes, and asked Xiao Ding to take a taxi. Xiao Ding hesitated for a second, and Shu Zhe hugged one of Xiao Ding's arms and said coquettishly:
"Don't call me by my real name! What if my secret is exposed? You will call me by my pseudonym the whole time. Just call me Xiaohong!"
Of course, Shu Zhe's words were also spoken in a "false voice". From the beginning of his conversation with the clerk just now, he has been speaking in a feminine and feminine tone, which did not arouse the other party's suspicion at all. Even I, who knew the inside story, I have to admit that Shu Zhe is almost invincible at pretending to be a girl.
After the routine mutual spat is over, the next stage of the 300-round war will enter. The specific performance is:
After spending more than 400 yuan to buy a bag, Shu Zhe transferred the daily necessities into it, happily put on the new bag, his energy and energy increased to varying degrees, and handed over the old bag to me. Keep it.
Sure enough, is it still "Xiao Hong" derived from "Hongdou Sister"? Because I kept getting called that while video chatting with Cilantro Stuffed Buns, so I’m used to it, right
It’s so strange, they usually ask me for taxi fare! Besides, except for the new bag that I bought for you, you haven’t asked me to reimburse you for the other items of clothing, right? This doesn't look like him!
It’s so strange, they usually ask me for taxi fare! Besides, except for the new bag that I bought for you, you haven’t asked me to reimburse you for the other items of clothing, right? This doesn't look like him!
After careful consideration, Xiao Ding felt that there was no need for me to find a girl but insist that it was a boy. I was still a little worried about the voice of the transvestite.
I really don’t know how Shu Zhe’s ex-girlfriend Xiao Hong would look in shock and confusion when she knew that Shu Zhe was now using the same name as herself as someone else’s temporary girlfriend.
Shu Zhe acted like a savage girlfriend in front of Xiao Ding.
Eh? The name Fan Chuan seems a bit familiar, right
"When will the party for you otakus end?"
I called Xiao Ding several times that night, but Xiao Ding didn't answer the phone, which made me very depressed. Fortunately, the next day I went to the Love Pet Hospital to find him. Not only was he there, but he also said he would treat me to a casual meal. By the way, Talk about what happened last night.
It’s so strange, they usually ask me for taxi fare! Besides, except for the new bag that I bought for you, you haven’t asked me to reimburse you for the other items of clothing, right? This doesn't look like him!
Before Shu Zhe got into the taxi, he winked at me proudly, as if to say: "Look at how stupid you men are! You obeyed my words with just a little charm."
Shu Zhe acted like a savage girlfriend in front of Xiao Ding.
Not to mention, I was wearing sunglasses and standing between Xiao Ding and Shu Zhe who were doing the business, I really looked like a pimp! Fortunately, we didn't run into any curious policemen, otherwise "Middle school students introduce transvestites into prostitution" would have become the headlines of Dongshan Daily tomorrow!
Shu Zhe made malicious assumptions about me.
After the routine mutual spat is over, the next stage of the 300-round war will enter. The specific performance is:
"Da, it's about 8 o'clock..." Xiao Ding is not short, but he always lowers his head and blushes when talking to "Xiao Hong", making him look much weaker.
"Stop talking nonsense! Give me the reward first! Who knows if you will default on my salary like Brother Ye Lin!"
While Xiao Ding and I were eating spring pancakes rolled with shredded potatoes, he looked out the window, sighed, and said:
After careful consideration, Xiao Ding felt that there was no need for me to find a girl but insist that it was a boy. I was still a little worried about the voice of the transvestite.
The dota party: "You are paralyzed!" The LOL party: "You are paralyzed!" The dota party: "You are paralyzed!" The LOL party: "You are paralyzed!"...
"Actually, last night, I got into a fight with the leader of the LOL party, the guy whose ID is 'Streaming'."
I noticed that the corners of Xiao Ding’s eyes were blue and there were N scratches on his arms, as if he had been beaten.
In order to prevent acquaintances from recognizing me and causing unnecessary trouble, I wore sunglasses when I went out today, so the men who passed by were just jealous that I had a beautiful girlfriend and did not say "a flower in a cow". "On shit".
But compared with usual, this is fine. Xiao Ding usually can't say a word when he sees a beautiful girl, so the transvestite is actually the most suitable candidate for the temporary girlfriend plan.
It’s so strange, they usually ask me for taxi fare! Besides, except for the new bag that I bought for you, you haven’t asked me to reimburse you for the other items of clothing, right? This doesn't look like him!
The most unbearable thing is that many wretched men cast envious glances at me! They must have thought I was Shu Zhe’s boyfriend!
"Well, brother Ye Lin, you come here to pick me up at 7:40. You are not allowed to be late. Do you understand?"
"This starts with the name of 'Continuous Flowing'. He introduced himself as Fan Chuan, nicknamed 'Xiao Chuan'. He is indeed a college student. His girlfriend is his college classmate, so there is nothing wrong with it... "
Of course, Shu Zhe's words were also spoken in a "false voice". From the beginning of his conversation with the clerk just now, he has been speaking in a feminine and feminine tone, which did not arouse the other party's suspicion at all. Even I, who knew the inside story, I have to admit that Shu Zhe is almost invincible at pretending to be a girl.
Watching the taxi fly away in the dust, I returned to my home bored. Apart from running the online store, I was a little worried that Shu Zhe and Xiao Ding would mess things up.
Could it be that when he wanted to do something wrong with Shu Zhe, he encountered fierce resistance? If that's the case, with Shu Zhe's character, he should ask me for more "mental damages", right? Why are you silent
After Shu Zhe glanced at the fat Xiao Ding, his eyes were full of contempt. He crossed his arms and said sharply:
Because of the experience of the last night walk in women's clothing and having me by his side, Shu Zhe was much bolder this time. Perhaps the many video chats with "cilantro stuffed buns" also enhanced his confidence.
"The appearance is first-rate, but in terms of voice..."
Watching the taxi fly away in the dust, I returned to my home bored. Apart from running the online store, I was a little worried that Shu Zhe and Xiao Ding would mess things up.
Eh? Shu Zhe, have you eaten up your ambition? You actually spoke to me so forcefully
I called Xiao Ding several times that night, but Xiao Ding didn't answer the phone, which made me very depressed. Fortunately, the next day I went to the Love Pet Hospital to find him. Not only was he there, but he also said he would treat me to a casual meal. By the way, Talk about what happened last night.
"Da, it's about 8 o'clock..." Xiao Ding is not short, but he always lowers his head and blushes when talking to "Xiao Hong", making him look much weaker.
"This... Xiaoye, please don't play tricks on me!" Xiao Ding pulled me over and whispered, "This is obviously a beautiful girl, how can you say she is a boy!"
Not to mention, I was wearing sunglasses and standing between Xiao Ding and Shu Zhe who were doing the business, I really looked like a pimp! Fortunately, we didn't run into any curious policemen, otherwise "Middle school students introduce transvestites into prostitution" would have become the headlines of Dongshan Daily tomorrow!
"There's no such thing!" I denied, "Why can't you believe that there are 'friends' who have no interest relationship at all?"
"There's no such thing!" I denied, "Why can't you believe that there are 'friends' who have no interest relationship at all?"
"Because I don't have that kind of friends!" Shu Zhe answered bluntly, "Some of the original 'friends' were because they saw me being generous, or knew that I had a beautiful sister, and those who were jealous of me and said bad things about me behind my back. , now I heard that Brother Ye Lin will protect me, they are all begging me like a lapdog to be their friend! Although I look down on them, there is no harm in allowing them to be friends and letting them do this or that. Friends are friends anyway. It’s meant to be used and sold! Maybe it will come in handy someday!”
I met Xiao Ding, who had been waiting for a long time, at the entrance of the agreed-upon Xinhua Bookstore. When he saw Shu Zhe behind me, his eyes widened.
"Brother Ye Lin, please don't put on a stinky face!" Shu Zhe made a gesture of covering his nose, as if my face was really "stinky".
In order to prevent acquaintances from recognizing me and causing unnecessary trouble, I wore sunglasses when I went out today, so the men who passed by were just jealous that I had a beautiful girlfriend and did not say "a flower in a cow". "On shit".
"Okay," I nodded, "If you are willing to treat him as a woman, I have no objection. Anyway, will I meet your request?"
Because of the experience of the last night walk in women's clothing and having me by his side, Shu Zhe was much bolder this time. Perhaps the many video chats with "cilantro stuffed buns" also enhanced his confidence.
"Do you want to take a taxi~~~~~"
ah? It’s really an online scolding battle, and offline real-person PK!
After spending more than 400 yuan to buy a bag, Shu Zhe transferred the daily necessities into it, happily put on the new bag, his energy and energy increased to varying degrees, and handed over the old bag to me. Keep it.
"I have to leave this outfit and the newly bought bag at your place before I can go home! Otherwise, if there are too many broken pieces, if my sister finds out, you, and you-"
"Don't call me by my real name! What if my secret is exposed? You will call me by my pseudonym the whole time. Just call me Xiaohong!"
I called Xiao Ding several times that night, but Xiao Ding didn't answer the phone, which made me very depressed. Fortunately, the next day I went to the Love Pet Hospital to find him. Not only was he there, but he also said he would treat me to a casual meal. By the way, Talk about what happened last night.
Not to mention, I was wearing sunglasses and standing between Xiao Ding and Shu Zhe who were doing the business, I really looked like a pimp! Fortunately, we didn't run into any curious policemen, otherwise "Middle school students introduce transvestites into prostitution" would have become the headlines of Dongshan Daily tomorrow!
The most unbearable thing is that many wretched men cast envious glances at me! They must have thought I was Shu Zhe’s boyfriend!
I noticed that the corners of Xiao Ding’s eyes were blue and there were N scratches on his arms, as if he had been beaten.
Xinhua Bookstore is only two stops away from the destination coffee shop. Xiao Ding suggested that the two of them walk there and agree on the same words in advance on the way to avoid revealing their secrets at the dinner table.
Shu Zhe made malicious assumptions about me.
Not to mention, I was wearing sunglasses and standing between Xiao Ding and Shu Zhe who were doing the business, I really looked like a pimp! Fortunately, we didn't run into any curious policemen, otherwise "Middle school students introduce transvestites into prostitution" would have become the headlines of Dongshan Daily tomorrow!
He pointed at me and Xiao Ding, "You two are just waiting for bad luck!"
"When will the party for you otakus end?"
In order to prevent acquaintances from recognizing me and causing unnecessary trouble, I wore sunglasses when I went out today, so the men who passed by were just jealous that I had a beautiful girlfriend and did not say "a flower in a cow". "On shit".
First, the veteran of the Dota party yelled: "Is this general a LOL dog?" The young LOL general was not to be outdone: "Don't be so rampant, old Dota thief. If you dare to come and play a game, I will make you laugh!" The veteran said angrily: "LOL is only played by elementary school students. It’s a mentally retarded game! Playing Dota is a pure manly thing!”
As far as I know, the online battle process between the Dota Party and the LOL Party is generally as follows:
"I have to leave this outfit and the newly bought bag at your place before I can go home! Otherwise, if there are too many broken pieces, if my sister finds out, you, and you-"
The dota party: "You are paralyzed!" The LOL party: "You are paralyzed!" The dota party: "You are paralyzed!" The LOL party: "You are paralyzed!"...
"When will the party for you otakus end?"
I had to admit that what Shu Zhe said was reasonable, and Xiao Ding wanted to ask Shu Zhe for help at this time, so he nodded and bowed, not daring to disobey.
"Da, it's about 8 o'clock..." Xiao Ding is not short, but he always lowers his head and blushes when talking to "Xiao Hong", making him look much weaker.
"Anyway, no businessman, no adulterer. Brother Ye Lin, you introduced me to Xiao Ding as a temporary girlfriend. You must have taken a cut of it and got a lot of benefits, right?"
Watching the taxi fly away in the dust, I returned to my home bored. Apart from running the online store, I was a little worried that Shu Zhe and Xiao Ding would mess things up.
First, the veteran of the Dota party yelled: "Is this general a LOL dog?" The young LOL general was not to be outdone: "Don't be so rampant, old Dota thief. If you dare to come and play a game, I will make you laugh!" The veteran said angrily: "LOL is only played by elementary school students. It’s a mentally retarded game! Playing Dota is a pure manly thing!”
Xinhua Bookstore is only two stops away from the destination coffee shop. Xiao Ding suggested that the two of them walk there and agree on the same words in advance on the way to avoid revealing their secrets at the dinner table.
At 4 o'clock in the afternoon, I took Shu Zhe out in women's clothing and prepared to meet Xiao Ding at the agreed place.
Because of the experience of the last night walk in women's clothing and having me by his side, Shu Zhe was much bolder this time. Perhaps the many video chats with "cilantro stuffed buns" also enhanced his confidence.
Xiao Ding's face suddenly turned red, steam was rising from his head, as if he was drunk, he waved a taxi to stop on the street, and then he and Shu Zhe got in it together.
"When will the party for you otakus end?"
People going in and out of Xinhua Bookstore were very suspicious when they saw two men and one woman giving money to us in the street. Some people whispered and suspected that we were engaging in some illegal transaction.
"There's no such thing!" I denied, "Why can't you believe that there are 'friends' who have no interest relationship at all?"
However, Shu Zhe complained that his feet hurt when he walked in new shoes, and asked Xiao Ding to take a taxi. Xiao Ding hesitated for a second, and Shu Zhe hugged one of Xiao Ding's arms and said coquettishly:
Shu Zhe gently lifted up a lock of long hair floating in front of him and said disdainfully: "Bag is originally a part of women's clothing. Brother Ye Lin, you have no idea!"
"Well, brother Ye Lin, you come here to pick me up at 7:40. You are not allowed to be late. Do you understand?"
"Do you want to take a taxi~~~~~"
"Do you want to take a taxi~~~~~"
I called Xiao Ding several times that night, but Xiao Ding didn't answer the phone, which made me very depressed. Fortunately, the next day I went to the Love Pet Hospital to find him. Not only was he there, but he also said he would treat me to a casual meal. By the way, Talk about what happened last night.
Shu Zhe made malicious assumptions about me.
"Anyway, no businessman, no adulterer. Brother Ye Lin, you introduced me to Xiao Ding as a temporary girlfriend. You must have taken a cut of it and got a lot of benefits, right?"
"Well, brother Ye Lin, you come here to pick me up at 7:40. You are not allowed to be late. Do you understand?"
It’s so strange, they usually ask me for taxi fare! Besides, except for the new bag that I bought for you, you haven’t asked me to reimburse you for the other items of clothing, right? This doesn't look like him!
The dota party: "You are paralyzed!" The LOL party: "You are paralyzed!" The dota party: "You are paralyzed!" The LOL party: "You are paralyzed!"...
Xiao Ding's face suddenly turned red, steam was rising from his head, as if he was drunk, he waved a taxi to stop on the street, and then he and Shu Zhe got in it together.
"You are taking advantage of the situation!" I said angrily after leaving the luggage store, "Last time I only promised to reimburse you for the women's clothing, but I didn't say I would buy you another bag!"
Could it be that when he wanted to do something wrong with Shu Zhe, he encountered fierce resistance? If that's the case, with Shu Zhe's character, he should ask me for more "mental damages", right? Why are you silent
Xiao Ding's face suddenly turned red, steam was rising from his head, as if he was drunk, he waved a taxi to stop on the street, and then he and Shu Zhe got in it together.
Watching the taxi fly away in the dust, I returned to my home bored. Apart from running the online store, I was a little worried that Shu Zhe and Xiao Ding would mess things up.
"The appearance is first-rate, but in terms of voice..."
As far as I know, the online battle process between the Dota Party and the LOL Party is generally as follows:
Xinhua Bookstore is only two stops away from the destination coffee shop. Xiao Ding suggested that the two of them walk there and agree on the same words in advance on the way to avoid revealing their secrets at the dinner table.
"Do you want to take a taxi~~~~~"
Before Shu Zhe got into the taxi, he winked at me proudly, as if to say: "Look at how stupid you men are! You obeyed my words with just a little charm."
"When will the party for you otakus end?"
Because of the experience of the last night walk in women's clothing and having me by his side, Shu Zhe was much bolder this time. Perhaps the many video chats with "cilantro stuffed buns" also enhanced his confidence.
Xiao Ding was dizzy when he heard the coquettish words that used "pseudo-voice" to the extreme. He was obviously attracted by the cuteness. Without saying a word, he took out his wallet and gave Shu Zhe all the extra money he earned by pretending to be a tiger. .
After spending more than 400 yuan to buy a bag, Shu Zhe transferred the daily necessities into it, happily put on the new bag, his energy and energy increased to varying degrees, and handed over the old bag to me. Keep it.
It’s so strange, they usually ask me for taxi fare! Besides, except for the new bag that I bought for you, you haven’t asked me to reimburse you for the other items of clothing, right? This doesn't look like him!
Xiao Ding's face suddenly turned red, steam was rising from his head, as if he was drunk, he waved a taxi to stop on the street, and then he and Shu Zhe got in it together.
Bastard! Before you say anything like this, remember that you are a man yourself!
Shu Zhe gently lifted up a lock of long hair floating in front of him and said disdainfully: "Bag is originally a part of women's clothing. Brother Ye Lin, you have no idea!"
Could it be that when he wanted to do something wrong with Shu Zhe, he encountered fierce resistance? If that's the case, with Shu Zhe's character, he should ask me for more "mental damages", right? Why are you silent
Of course, Shu Zhe's words were also spoken in a "false voice". From the beginning of his conversation with the clerk just now, he has been speaking in a feminine and feminine tone, which did not arouse the other party's suspicion at all. Even I, who knew the inside story, I have to admit that Shu Zhe is almost invincible at pretending to be a girl.
Hearing his name at this time, Shu Zhe's face instantly showed an expression of disgust.
Watching the taxi fly away in the dust, I returned to my home bored. Apart from running the online store, I was a little worried that Shu Zhe and Xiao Ding would mess things up.
After changing clothes at my house, he reluctantly left all the women's clothing items at my house, and then went back a little lonely.
I had to admit that what Shu Zhe said was reasonable, and Xiao Ding wanted to ask Shu Zhe for help at this time, so he nodded and bowed, not daring to disobey.
"There's no such thing!" I denied, "Why can't you believe that there are 'friends' who have no interest relationship at all?"
"Well, brother Ye Lin, you come here to pick me up at 7:40. You are not allowed to be late. Do you understand?"
As a result, when I went to Xinhua Bookstore to wait for him at 8 o'clock in the evening (I deliberately did not go at 7:40), he arrived nearly half an hour late. He seemed very lethargic and had a confused look in his eyes. I asked him what happened. He didn't say anything about it.
Watching the taxi fly away in the dust, I returned to my home bored. Apart from running the online store, I was a little worried that Shu Zhe and Xiao Ding would mess things up.
"You are taking advantage of the situation!" I said angrily after leaving the luggage store, "Last time I only promised to reimburse you for the women's clothing, but I didn't say I would buy you another bag!"
"This starts with the name of 'Continuous Flowing'. He introduced himself as Fan Chuan, nicknamed 'Xiao Chuan'. He is indeed a college student. His girlfriend is his college classmate, so there is nothing wrong with it... "
Xiao Ding was still a little unbelievable.
Because of the experience of the last night walk in women's clothing and having me by his side, Shu Zhe was much bolder this time. Perhaps the many video chats with "cilantro stuffed buns" also enhanced his confidence.
He pointed at me and Xiao Ding, "You two are just waiting for bad luck!"
"Actually, last night, I got into a fight with the leader of the LOL party, the guy whose ID is 'Streaming'."
After changing clothes at my house, he reluctantly left all the women's clothing items at my house, and then went back a little lonely.
Xinhua Bookstore is only two stops away from the destination coffee shop. Xiao Ding suggested that the two of them walk there and agree on the same words in advance on the way to avoid revealing their secrets at the dinner table.
Shu Zhe was originally carrying a relatively neutral satchel to store his daily necessities, but when passing by a luggage store, he suddenly said that he wanted to buy a satchel that was more in line with his current temperament, and walked into the store without any explanation.
After spending more than 400 yuan to buy a bag, Shu Zhe transferred the daily necessities into it, happily put on the new bag, his energy and energy increased to varying degrees, and handed over the old bag to me. Keep it.
I didn’t expect that both parties, who only talk words online, would actually have the courage to compete in real life! I have never heard of Party L and Party D entering the third stage of the battle before! Is this a harbinger of all-out war
People going in and out of Xinhua Bookstore were very suspicious when they saw two men and one woman giving money to us in the street. Some people whispered and suspected that we were engaging in some illegal transaction.
It’s so strange, they usually ask me for taxi fare! Besides, except for the new bag that I bought for you, you haven’t asked me to reimburse you for the other items of clothing, right? This doesn't look like him!
After the routine mutual spat is over, the next stage of the 300-round war will enter. The specific performance is:
People going in and out of Xinhua Bookstore were very suspicious when they saw two men and one woman giving money to us in the street. Some people whispered and suspected that we were engaging in some illegal transaction.
After the routine mutual spat is over, the next stage of the 300-round war will enter. The specific performance is:
After three hours of this, both sides were exhausted both physically and mentally. Regardless of the outcome, they each pulled back to camp.
"Don't call me by my real name! What if my secret is exposed? You will call me by my pseudonym the whole time. Just call me Xiaohong!"
"Stop talking nonsense! Give me the reward first! Who knows if you will default on my salary like Brother Ye Lin!"
Shu Zhe acted like a savage girlfriend in front of Xiao Ding.
In order to prevent acquaintances from recognizing me and causing unnecessary trouble, I wore sunglasses when I went out today, so the men who passed by were just jealous that I had a beautiful girlfriend and did not say "a flower in a cow". "On shit".
Could it be that Xiao Ding got interested in sex, failed to control it, and made the transvestite explode? But Xiao Ding is not that kind of person, and Shu Zhe's clothes are not damaged at all. What's going on!
"Da, it's about 8 o'clock..." Xiao Ding is not short, but he always lowers his head and blushes when talking to "Xiao Hong", making him look much weaker.
"This starts with the name of 'Continuous Flowing'. He introduced himself as Fan Chuan, nicknamed 'Xiao Chuan'. He is indeed a college student. His girlfriend is his college classmate, so there is nothing wrong with it... "
I met Xiao Ding, who had been waiting for a long time, at the entrance of the agreed-upon Xinhua Bookstore. When he saw Shu Zhe behind me, his eyes widened.
I noticed that the corners of Xiao Ding’s eyes were blue and there were N scratches on his arms, as if he had been beaten.
"I have to leave this outfit and the newly bought bag at your place before I can go home! Otherwise, if there are too many broken pieces, if my sister finds out, you, and you-"
I called Xiao Ding several times that night, but Xiao Ding didn't answer the phone, which made me very depressed. Fortunately, the next day I went to the Love Pet Hospital to find him. Not only was he there, but he also said he would treat me to a casual meal. By the way, Talk about what happened last night.
"Da, it's about 8 o'clock..." Xiao Ding is not short, but he always lowers his head and blushes when talking to "Xiao Hong", making him look much weaker.
He pointed at me and Xiao Ding, "You two are just waiting for bad luck!"
He was slightly behind me and walked side by side with me on the street. The coveted or jealous looks from the passing men and women made him feel elated.
I noticed that the corners of Xiao Ding’s eyes were blue and there were N scratches on his arms, as if he had been beaten.
As a result, when I went to Xinhua Bookstore to wait for him at 8 o'clock in the evening (I deliberately did not go at 7:40), he arrived nearly half an hour late. He seemed very lethargic and had a confused look in his eyes. I asked him what happened. He didn't say anything about it.
Shu Zhe took the money, looked at the watermark against the sun as a habit, and then carefully put it into the newly purchased small bag.
"Don't call me by my real name! What if my secret is exposed? You will call me by my pseudonym the whole time. Just call me Xiaohong!"
"Okay," I nodded, "If you are willing to treat him as a woman, I have no objection. Anyway, will I meet your request?"
Shu Zhe made malicious assumptions about me.
I really don’t know how Shu Zhe’s ex-girlfriend Xiao Hong would look in shock and confusion when she knew that Shu Zhe was now using the same name as herself as someone else’s temporary girlfriend.
Huh, even though I have put on makeup to look like a sweet girl on the outside, I am still as selfish as before on the inside!
Could it be that when he wanted to do something wrong with Shu Zhe, he encountered fierce resistance? If that's the case, with Shu Zhe's character, he should ask me for more "mental damages", right? Why are you silent
The dota party: "You are paralyzed!" The LOL party: "You are paralyzed!" The dota party: "You are paralyzed!" The LOL party: "You are paralyzed!"...
Before Shu Zhe got into the taxi, he winked at me proudly, as if to say: "Look at how stupid you men are! You obeyed my words with just a little charm."
Shu Zhe gently lifted up a lock of long hair floating in front of him and said disdainfully: "Bag is originally a part of women's clothing. Brother Ye Lin, you have no idea!"
While Xiao Ding and I were eating spring pancakes rolled with shredded potatoes, he looked out the window, sighed, and said:
Shu Zhe was originally carrying a relatively neutral satchel to store his daily necessities, but when passing by a luggage store, he suddenly said that he wanted to buy a satchel that was more in line with his current temperament, and walked into the store without any explanation.
The dota party: "You are paralyzed!" The LOL party: "You are paralyzed!" The dota party: "You are paralyzed!" The LOL party: "You are paralyzed!"...
Xiao Ding's face suddenly turned red, steam was rising from his head, as if he was drunk, he waved a taxi to stop on the street, and then he and Shu Zhe got in it together.
He was slightly behind me and walked side by side with me on the street. The coveted or jealous looks from the passing men and women made him feel elated.
"Actually, last night, I got into a fight with the leader of the LOL party, the guy whose ID is 'Streaming'."
After entering the store, Shu Zhe not only communicated naturally and smoothly with the shopping guide, but also made me stand aside waiting to pay the bill, as if he was his real boyfriend.
I noticed that the corners of Xiao Ding’s eyes were blue and there were N scratches on his arms, as if he had been beaten.
But compared with usual, this is fine. Xiao Ding usually can't say a word when he sees a beautiful girl, so the transvestite is actually the most suitable candidate for the temporary girlfriend plan.
"Stop talking nonsense! Give me the reward first! Who knows if you will default on my salary like Brother Ye Lin!"
"You are taking advantage of the situation!" I said angrily after leaving the luggage store, "Last time I only promised to reimburse you for the women's clothing, but I didn't say I would buy you another bag!"
Shu Zhe made malicious assumptions about me.
ah? It’s really an online scolding battle, and offline real-person PK!
"Da, it's about 8 o'clock..." Xiao Ding is not short, but he always lowers his head and blushes when talking to "Xiao Hong", making him look much weaker.
The dota party: "You are paralyzed!" The LOL party: "You are paralyzed!" The dota party: "You are paralyzed!" The LOL party: "You are paralyzed!"...
I called Xiao Ding several times that night, but Xiao Ding didn't answer the phone, which made me very depressed. Fortunately, the next day I went to the Love Pet Hospital to find him. Not only was he there, but he also said he would treat me to a casual meal. By the way, Talk about what happened last night.
ah? It’s really an online scolding battle, and offline real-person PK!
Xiao Ding was still a little unbelievable.
As far as I know, the online battle process between the Dota Party and the LOL Party is generally as follows:
Could it be that Xiao Ding got interested in sex, failed to control it, and made the transvestite explode? But Xiao Ding is not that kind of person, and Shu Zhe's clothes are not damaged at all. What's going on!
Xiao Ding was still a little unbelievable.
"This... Xiaoye, please don't play tricks on me!" Xiao Ding pulled me over and whispered, "This is obviously a beautiful girl, how can you say she is a boy!"
Shu Zhe acted like a savage girlfriend in front of Xiao Ding.
First, the veteran of the Dota party yelled: "Is this general a LOL dog?" The young LOL general was not to be outdone: "Don't be so rampant, old Dota thief. If you dare to come and play a game, I will make you laugh!" The veteran said angrily: "LOL is only played by elementary school students. It’s a mentally retarded game! Playing Dota is a pure manly thing!”
The most unbearable thing is that many wretched men cast envious glances at me! They must have thought I was Shu Zhe’s boyfriend!
As a result, when I went to Xinhua Bookstore to wait for him at 8 o'clock in the evening (I deliberately did not go at 7:40), he arrived nearly half an hour late. He seemed very lethargic and had a confused look in his eyes. I asked him what happened. He didn't say anything about it.
Eh? The name Fan Chuan seems a bit familiar, right
At 4 o'clock in the afternoon, I took Shu Zhe out in women's clothing and prepared to meet Xiao Ding at the agreed place.
After the routine mutual spat is over, the next stage of the 300-round war will enter. The specific performance is:
"Stop talking nonsense! Give me the reward first! Who knows if you will default on my salary like Brother Ye Lin!"
Xiao Ding was dizzy when he heard the coquettish words that used "pseudo-voice" to the extreme. He was obviously attracted by the cuteness. Without saying a word, he took out his wallet and gave Shu Zhe all the extra money he earned by pretending to be a tiger. .
The dota party: "You are paralyzed!" The LOL party: "You are paralyzed!" The dota party: "You are paralyzed!" The LOL party: "You are paralyzed!"...
Could it be that when he wanted to do something wrong with Shu Zhe, he encountered fierce resistance? If that's the case, with Shu Zhe's character, he should ask me for more "mental damages", right? Why are you silent
ah? It’s really an online scolding battle, and offline real-person PK!
"Don't call me by my real name! What if my secret is exposed? You will call me by my pseudonym the whole time. Just call me Xiaohong!"
I called Xiao Ding several times that night, but Xiao Ding didn't answer the phone, which made me very depressed. Fortunately, the next day I went to the Love Pet Hospital to find him. Not only was he there, but he also said he would treat me to a casual meal. By the way, Talk about what happened last night.
"Well, brother Ye Lin, you come here to pick me up at 7:40. You are not allowed to be late. Do you understand?"
Bastard! Before you say anything like this, remember that you are a man yourself!
However, Shu Zhe complained that his feet hurt when he walked in new shoes, and asked Xiao Ding to take a taxi. Xiao Ding hesitated for a second, and Shu Zhe hugged one of Xiao Ding's arms and said coquettishly:
Eh? The name Fan Chuan seems a bit familiar, right
After three hours of this, both sides were exhausted both physically and mentally. Regardless of the outcome, they each pulled back to camp.
I had to admit that what Shu Zhe said was reasonable, and Xiao Ding wanted to ask Shu Zhe for help at this time, so he nodded and bowed, not daring to disobey.
"Actually, last night, I got into a fight with the leader of the LOL party, the guy whose ID is 'Streaming'."
After spending more than 400 yuan to buy a bag, Shu Zhe transferred the daily necessities into it, happily put on the new bag, his energy and energy increased to varying degrees, and handed over the old bag to me. Keep it.
I really don’t know how Shu Zhe’s ex-girlfriend Xiao Hong would look in shock and confusion when she knew that Shu Zhe was now using the same name as herself as someone else’s temporary girlfriend.
After entering the store, Shu Zhe not only communicated naturally and smoothly with the shopping guide, but also made me stand aside waiting to pay the bill, as if he was his real boyfriend.
I didn’t expect that both parties, who only talk words online, would actually have the courage to compete in real life! I have never heard of Party L and Party D entering the third stage of the battle before! Is this a harbinger of all-out war
As a result, when I went to Xinhua Bookstore to wait for him at 8 o'clock in the evening (I deliberately did not go at 7:40), he arrived nearly half an hour late. He seemed very lethargic and had a confused look in his eyes. I asked him what happened. He didn't say anything about it.
Bastard! Before you say anything like this, remember that you are a man yourself!
After entering the store, Shu Zhe not only communicated naturally and smoothly with the shopping guide, but also made me stand aside waiting to pay the bill, as if he was his real boyfriend.
I noticed that the corners of Xiao Ding’s eyes were blue and there were N scratches on his arms, as if he had been beaten.
I had to admit that what Shu Zhe said was reasonable, and Xiao Ding wanted to ask Shu Zhe for help at this time, so he nodded and bowed, not daring to disobey.
Because of the experience of the last night walk in women's clothing and having me by his side, Shu Zhe was much bolder this time. Perhaps the many video chats with "cilantro stuffed buns" also enhanced his confidence.
I asked Xiao Ding how they got into a fight. After taking a bite of the pancake roll and shredded potatoes, Xiao Ding said quietly:
I didn’t expect that both parties, who only talk words online, would actually have the courage to compete in real life! I have never heard of Party L and Party D entering the third stage of the battle before! Is this a harbinger of all-out war
"I have to leave this outfit and the newly bought bag at your place before I can go home! Otherwise, if there are too many broken pieces, if my sister finds out, you, and you-"
After spending more than 400 yuan to buy a bag, Shu Zhe transferred the daily necessities into it, happily put on the new bag, his energy and energy increased to varying degrees, and handed over the old bag to me. Keep it.
Shu Zhe acted like a savage girlfriend in front of Xiao Ding.
"This starts with the name of 'Continuous Flowing'. He introduced himself as Fan Chuan, nicknamed 'Xiao Chuan'. He is indeed a college student. His girlfriend is his college classmate, so there is nothing wrong with it... "
Hearing his name at this time, Shu Zhe's face instantly showed an expression of disgust.
After careful consideration, Xiao Ding felt that there was no need for me to find a girl but insist that it was a boy. I was still a little worried about the voice of the transvestite.
Xinhua Bookstore is only two stops away from the destination coffee shop. Xiao Ding suggested that the two of them walk there and agree on the same words in advance on the way to avoid revealing their secrets at the dinner table.
Eh? The name Fan Chuan seems a bit familiar, right
Could it be that Xiao Ding got interested in sex, failed to control it, and made the transvestite explode? But Xiao Ding is not that kind of person, and Shu Zhe's clothes are not damaged at all. What's going on!
Xiao Ding was dizzy when he heard the coquettish words that used "pseudo-voice" to the extreme. He was obviously attracted by the cuteness. Without saying a word, he took out his wallet and gave Shu Zhe all the extra money he earned by pretending to be a tiger. .
What is there to be proud of! Your breasts are fake breasts! Dressing up in women's clothing can draw more attention to your appearance, so are you super vain and use this method to realize your own value
First, the veteran of the Dota party yelled: "Is this general a LOL dog?" The young LOL general was not to be outdone: "Don't be so rampant, old Dota thief. If you dare to come and play a game, I will make you laugh!" The veteran said angrily: "LOL is only played by elementary school students. It’s a mentally retarded game! Playing Dota is a pure manly thing!”
I really don’t know how Shu Zhe’s ex-girlfriend Xiao Hong would look in shock and confusion when she knew that Shu Zhe was now using the same name as herself as someone else’s temporary girlfriend.
However, Shu Zhe complained that his feet hurt when he walked in new shoes, and asked Xiao Ding to take a taxi. Xiao Ding hesitated for a second, and Shu Zhe hugged one of Xiao Ding's arms and said coquettishly:
Sure enough, is it still "Xiao Hong" derived from "Hongdou Sister"? Because I kept getting called that while video chatting with Cilantro Stuffed Buns, so I’m used to it, right