I don’t know about girls, but if boys wash their private parts for too long, they will definitely turn into masturbation (according to Eunuch Cao’s survey, girls seem to have a certain proportion of this too).
After taking a shower, I put back on my shorts and rainproof pants, with my bare feet and a big towel wrapped around my naked upper body, and just went out.
"Eh? Of course, I'm here to help!"
I was shocked. The squad leader might have been moved by the scene and thought of Xiao Hei who died of illness, right
"What are you talking about? Who wants to make an AA deal with you? This room is not just for the two of us!"
It's not that I don't have the gentlemanly demeanor to give up my bed to the squad leader, but the squad leader doesn't have the ceremonial humility or the invitation of "it's okay for two people to squeeze in", which really chills me!
"Don't worry! Anyway, turn up the volume first!"
But it is already dangerous for a man and a woman to live alone in the same room. If they go to take a shower one after another, wouldn't it be a standard rhythm for them to share a room and go to bed
"I won't wash it! You can do whatever you want!"
Hey, hey, why are you using the words Zhuang Ni used? What do you mean by showing my true colors! It’s like I’m Zhu Bajie!
As mentioned before, the bathroom in the hotel is partitioned by frosted glass, and you can see the blurry figures inside. So if I look back at this time, I can probably see that the monitor's blue jeans have faded to just above the knees. Below
As a result, the monitor was angered by my words.
While nodding, I thought a little obscenely: I wonder what kind of cooperation the squad leader needs from me
"In this way, I will pay for the rent! Do you have any other opinions?"
"Well, when I came out this morning, it was rained, and now I feel itchy all over. Can I take a shower? If you want to take a shower too, I'll let you take a shower first!"
"You... promise not to attack me secretly?"
But even if I turned around and pointed my butt towards the monitor, I wouldn't show any special respect.
Although we were separated by a layer of frosted glass, the straight-line distance between me and the monitor was no more than 5 meters. I was facing her with a tube that expanded due to heat. Isn't it a bit disrespectful
The monitor asked me her question.
"Whatever you want!" I said while adjusting the towel around my neck. "Anyway, I feel very comfortable after washing. If you are willing to endure it and save money for the hotel, I have nothing to say!"
"I always feel suspicious..." The monitor stared at the sheets for a while, then turned to me and said, "Anyway, I'll sleep on the bed tonight, and you'll sleep on the carpet!"
The squad leader's long silky hair was shaking behind her, and she seemed to be crying in front of the TV.
No, no, no, if I do this, what difference will there be between me and the wretched Eunuch Cao? Besides, the squad leader must be watching me intently. The frosted glass in the bathroom basically has the same effect as the thick code in Japanese porn movies. Once I turn around, with the black hair on the back and flesh-colored face, she should be able to do it even if it is coded. distinguished.
"If I go to take a shower, how can I ensure that you don't reveal your true colors?"
After doing this for a long time, do you want to go to the toilet? Because I would be shy if I heard my voice, so you asked me to turn up the volume on the TV as a cover-up
In a short time, the monitor came back with a refreshing look and the smell of soap on his arms.
Actually, I was the only one who wanted to take a shower. Although I came out wearing rainproof pants this morning, the rain still wet my top. Even though the basketball vest inside was dried by my body temperature, there was still some moisture inside. I always feel uncomfortable if I don't take a thorough bath.
"First of all,... turn up the volume of the TV to the maximum!" For some reason, Chairman Shu Sha, who was bossing me around just now, suddenly blushed slightly.
"No, definitely not!" I denied it strongly. Just now, because I had a nosebleed on it, I was worried that the store would ask me for cleaning fees later, so I turned the sheets over and spread them. At that time, the monitor was concentrating on talking to Zhuang Ni and didn't notice my action.
Upon closer inspection, it turned out that the squad leader was moved to tears by a TV program. It said that a retired soldier and the police dog he lived with day and night had to be separated. The police dog jumped on the roof of the car to prevent the soldier from leaving, and let out a sad cry. The soldier also cried. Tears.
"I see... Then, monitor, what do you need me as an employee to do now?"
At this moment, I was naked and taking a shower in the bathroom, facing the blurry back of the squad leader. When it was my turn to clean my private parts, I couldn't help but feel a little inappropriate.
"Eh? 75% of the volume is loud enough! Monitor, do you want to stop Zhuang Ni from eavesdropping next door? Even if there is no interference from the TV, you can't hear it at all, right?"
The monitor was stunned for a moment, and I saw that she actually wanted to take a shower. It's summer now, and girls who love cleanliness basically take a shower every day. And just now, she was kneeling on the carpet to look for the lost playing cards, and then she wiped her tears with her sleeves. There was a lot of dust on the body.
"I'm going to the bathroom, don't peek, let me watch TV!"
Of course, he's a relatively strong bun, not one with a big belly that can't see his penis.
"Actually, there are many ways to leave this room, but each one has slight side effects."
If you ignore it because of outdated concepts, it is completely wrong. There was a tragic incident where a college boy did not clean his partner for more than ten years, resulting in inflamed cysts and almost cutting off the Sunflower Book.
But the washing time is too long and it is not suitable.
"I asked you to come with me. I originally wanted you to be a bodyguard or even a thug, but it turned out to be completely useless! We are just an employer and an employee now. I just hope you don't hold me back now, you know. !"
The monitor held the remote control and looked back at me resentfully.
In fact, every adolescent boy/girl who takes a bath will face the problem of cleaning his private parts.
I pretended not to notice that she had cried, and asked casually: "Monitor, I've finished washing, do you really not need to take a shower?"
Eh? I didn't do anything! Did just taking a shower near you have such a big impact on you? That’s not right! You have a younger brother. Shu Zhe takes a shower every day. You can't be so fragile!
The squad leader ordered me a little unreasonably, which made me feel uncomfortable, but I still followed her instructions and turned the volume up to the limit.
In line with the simple concept that consumption should be enjoyed and customers should not suffer any loss, I vigorously used the hot water in the hotel to rinse every corner of my body, making myself look like a dumpling that had just come out of the cage.
"You can turn down the volume now."
"No, I can't trust you." The squad leader looked at the furnishings in the room and suddenly said, "Unless you agree to let me tie you up in advance!"
After I finished urinating, I poked my head out of the bathroom and asked.
"Monitor, do you want to take a shower?"
When I entered the bathroom to empty my bladder, I realized that looking out from inside, I could definitely tell whether anyone outside was looking this way! You can clearly see the details of the squad leader’s movements when he lifts up the remote control to change channels! Fortunately, I didn't take the opportunity to peek when the squad leader was inside just now! Otherwise you will definitely be caught!
When she heard me coming out of the bathroom, the monitor wiped her tears with the sleeves of her white shirt, not wanting me to see her crying.
Halfway through the monitor's words, he suddenly noticed that the bed sheets exuded a very disharmonious feeling.
"Well... monitor, I know you have the financial power of your family, but I should pay for the rent this time. I always feel that it is not appropriate to let girls pay. If that doesn't work, we can also make an AA payment..."
"I told you I wouldn't do it!"
The squad leader was as solid as iron, watching the TV program without moving at all, just because he didn't want to see my coded naked body! If I masturbate to the monitor shamelessly again, I won’t be able to face the monitor’s trust in the future!
"Squad leader, please don't be so nervous! I'm not that crazy!"
I couldn't help but said naughtily: "Actually, I won't mind if you come and take a peek..."
"You also saw that there is only one bed in the house..."
Inexplicably, the squad leader, who had been watching the boxing show with me for a while, suddenly left his seat, walked to the bathroom with a little difficulty, and turned around and said to me:
Humans are indeed social animals. The evidence is that even going to the toilet is contagious. After the monitor came back, I wanted to go again, so I stood up and pointed to the bathroom, and said in a gentlemanly manner:
Damn it! The slippers are flying over! Fortunately, I was able to avoid it with my lightning skills! As for that! By the river bridge on the Daning River, you have seen all the uncoded ones. It doesn’t matter if you only see the coded ones this time, right
"Ye Lin, are the sheets turned upside down?"
"You...what do you mean!" The squad leader held the remote control in his left hand, ready to throw it over at any time, and his right thumb was on the "redial" button of the phone. He probably wanted to call Zhuang Ni to save him if I did anything strange.
After deciding to make a bet with Zhuang Ni, the squad leader said to me as if convening a meeting:
The monitor angrily turned his back to me and changed the TV to a program about police dogs. Fortunately, this program suited the monitor's taste and was enough to divert the psychological pressure of a grown man taking a shower not far behind him.
The most urgent thing is to control the time of cleaning, so as not to turn into masturbating while washing!
"It's my turn to go and make myself comfortable. I finally adjusted the TV volume back, so I don't have to turn it up anymore - I'm not afraid of being heard anyway!"
"Eh? Why!" I blurted out, "I paid for the rent, right? Isn't it too rude of you to make this decision?"
It's just that in a hotel, sitting on the bed and taking the money from the monitor, it feels so awkward! Why do I feel like I'm being raped by the monitor, and the monitor seems quite dissatisfied!
The squad leader had already said that he would return the rent money to me, which was a normal reaction for the squad leader who wouldn't even take advantage of the money for a bottle of mineral water.
"So, I decided that in order to prevent Gong Caicai from being harassed by Zhuang Ni again, I will insist on spending the night in this room. Can you cooperate?"
As for the TV volume... My dad told me that speakers consume the same amount of power whether they are turned on to the highest volume or the lowest volume. So monitor, you really know some common sense about home appliances! When hiding shame, you should also consider whether it meets the concept of green environmental protection! No wonder Shu Zhe regards you as a negative example, you are living such a tiring life!
Some H comics with rich life experience told me that in this situation, the average girl should turn on the faucet of the sink and let the sound of running water cover everything up! Monitor, you are so smart, how could you not know this method? Is it to save precious water for Earth Lord
The monitor took out his wallet, took out three RMB, handed it to me who was overwhelmed with disgust, and then said: