"Nonsense! Where did the cat come from in our hotel?"
I walked out of the hotel disappointed because I didn't make any business, but after carefully savoring Zhuang Ni's last words, Zhuang Ni, who seemed to be sensitive, thought that the monitor's relationship with me had gone beyond that of an ordinary classmate
Zhuang Ni's cousin looked very embarrassed, "But you used a dozen condoms in the room! A total of twelve condoms!"
"Ah ha, it's a cat again," Zhuang Nipi looked at me with a smile, "Can't you make another excuse?"
"Hey, hey, don't get me wrong, that's not some suspicious blood!" I quickly explained, "That's not even the squad leader's blood, that's my blood!"
Your uncle's! In your opinion, no matter whether a human being is male or female, bleeding only occurs between the legs! There are thousands of places where bleeding can occur!
Zhuang Ni obviously refused to believe that the "Mi|Mi" that the monitor had been playing with most of the night referred to a cat.
"That's enough! Zhuang Ni, don't pretend to understand!" I said sternly with the attitude of a senior expert, "The foreskin is too long to prevent bleeding. That's only possible with phimosis!"
nonsense! Even for a strong Spartan like me, twelve times a night must be a lot of pressure!
"There's nothing I can do..." Zhuang Ni sighed exaggeratedly, "Otherwise, let's expose everything the other has done to the school and see who everyone thinks is more rebellious, right?"
"Hey, you miscalculated! You should ask me for 20 yuan!" Don't underestimate me, my science scores are still passable.
She grabbed the phone on the counter and dialed a short number.
The monitor's face was immediately covered with a layer of frost.
Zhuang Ni showed a malicious and enlightened expression.
"Aunt Li, the tenant in 214 wants to check out. Could you please go and see if everything is normal inside, and then look carefully to see if there is a cat in the house, okay?"
"Hey, you miscalculated! You should ask me for 20 yuan!" Don't underestimate me, my science scores are still passable.
"In other words, you plan to continue harassing Gong Caicai?" the squad leader asked.
"I didn't at all... If you don't believe me, come back to the room with me and take a look!" The monitor impulsively grabbed Aunt Li's sleeve.
The "Aunt Li" Zhuang Ni refers to is probably the sweeping lady that the monitor and I met yesterday.
"Could it be that it was picked up by a cat, or that it got into a corner, where it's not easy to find?"
Zhuang Ni pointed out proudly.
"Hey, Zhuang Ni, are you too good at making your own decisions? I haven't decided to check out yet!" I complained, "I can stay in the room until noon, but it would be a waste to check out now!"
I did some mental math and figured out that the 300 yuan deposit should be deducted from the room fee and cleaning fee, and there would still be some leftover.
I walked out of the hotel disappointed because I didn't make any business, but after carefully savoring Zhuang Ni's last words, Zhuang Ni, who seemed to be sensitive, thought that the monitor's relationship with me had gone beyond that of an ordinary classmate
I walked out of the hotel disappointed because I didn't make any business, but after carefully savoring Zhuang Ni's last words, Zhuang Ni, who seemed to be sensitive, thought that the monitor's relationship with me had gone beyond that of an ordinary classmate
"In other words, you plan to continue harassing Gong Caicai?" the squad leader asked.
No! The squad leader returned the 300 yuan deposit to me last night. If you insist on charging, the monitor will have to pay for the missing condoms!
"You can't find the cat," the squad leader looked at the street outside the glass door with great sadness. "It ran away from the hole in the window in the middle of the night. If there was no hole..."
Zhuang Ni showed a malicious and enlightened expression.
"What? Do you still want to be gentle with the monitor?" Zhuang Ni put down the phone and looked at me coldly.
The "Aunt Li" Zhuang Ni refers to is probably the sweeping lady that the monitor and I met yesterday.
"I have no objection, just keep it in the deposit."
"Of course you have to speak clearly!" the monitor insisted.
"You can't find the cat," the squad leader looked at the street outside the glass door with great sadness. "It ran away from the hole in the window in the middle of the night. If there was no hole..."
"Nonsense! Where did the cat come from in our hotel?"
The monitor's face was immediately covered with a layer of frost.
"Could it be that it was picked up by a cat, or that it got into a corner, where it's not easy to find?"
"The blood-stained sheets and the missing dozen condoms, squad leader, the evidence seems to be in my favor about our bet!"
"Eh?"
The monitor's expression became tangled. As a patient with obsessive-compulsive disorder, she hoped that the glass window would be flat without even a single crack. However, if the glass window was intact last night and the kitten would not have come in, she would not have the chance to be with the cats. A bed for the night.
It's not that you saw something, but that you listened to the squad leader talking to you on the phone, and the image of you and Gong Caicai hugging each other naked flashed through your mind, which made your nose bleed! But how could I have the nerve to admit it in front of so many people
Zhuang Ni turned around and asked her cousin: "Are we a shady store?" The cousin shook his head, and Zhuang Ni replied: "We are not a shady store, and Aunt Li will not be mistaken. There must be twelve missing people in your room." Only condoms, admit it quickly!”
Besides, Aunt Li and Zhuang Ni’s cousin, you two, don’t be so cooperative and smile evilly next to me! If there was a camera, this would be a TV commercial for a small unlicensed clinic doing "painless circumcision"!
Besides, Aunt Li and Zhuang Ni’s cousin, you two, don’t be so cooperative and smile evilly next to me! If there was a camera, this would be a TV commercial for a small unlicensed clinic doing "painless circumcision"!
Not long after, Aunt Li came down from upstairs wearing a cleaner's outfit. She was a middle-aged woman with very nimble legs and feet. For some reason, she looked at me with a strange look in her eyes.
The aura around Zhuang Ni suddenly turned into a black blizzard.
"Well, I will wait." Zhuang Ni looked at her lover with the same look in her eyes, expressing that she was looking forward to the monitor's next arrival.
I walked out of the hotel disappointed because I didn't make any business, but after carefully savoring Zhuang Ni's last words, Zhuang Ni, who seemed to be sensitive, thought that the monitor's relationship with me had gone beyond that of an ordinary classmate
"Whether it's a nosebleed or other blood, the cleaning fee is 20 yuan." Aunt Li repeated in a flat tone.
I did some mental math and figured out that the 300 yuan deposit should be deducted from the room fee and cleaning fee, and there would still be some leftover.
"There is no cat, but the sheets are stained. There is an additional cleaning fee of 20 yuan."
The monitor's expression became tangled. As a patient with obsessive-compulsive disorder, she hoped that the glass window would be flat without even a single crack. However, if the glass window was intact last night and the kitten would not have come in, she would not have the chance to be with the cats. A bed for the night.
"There is no cat, but the sheets are stained. There is an additional cleaning fee of 20 yuan."
Besides, Aunt Li and Zhuang Ni’s cousin, you two, don’t be so cooperative and smile evilly next to me! If there was a camera, this would be a TV commercial for a small unlicensed clinic doing "painless circumcision"!
At the same time, he pointed to a warning sign posted on the wall. There were eight calligraphy characters written in thin gold on it: If the sheets are red, the deposit will not be refunded.
"Please give me another 10 yuan." Zhuang Ni's cousin looked at the computer screen and said.
Zhuang Ni pointed out proudly.
"Wait! You said you want to charge additional cleaning fees!?" The monitor's eyes widened in disbelief, "Whether I'm at home or not, I try my best to keep the room clean. How could I get the sheets dirty!?"
I come up with the most logical guess.
nonsense! Even for a strong Spartan like me, twelve times a night must be a lot of pressure!
"Wait! You said you want to charge additional cleaning fees!?" The monitor's eyes widened in disbelief, "Whether I'm at home or not, I try my best to keep the room clean. How could I get the sheets dirty!?"
"Hey, hey, don't get me wrong, that's not some suspicious blood!" I quickly explained, "That's not even the squad leader's blood, that's my blood!"
"Zhuang Ni's classmate, don't get excited," Zhuang Ni's cousin advised, "it might be your male partner who made it dirty!"
Zhuang Ni pointed out proudly.
Zhuang Ni's cousin looked very embarrassed, "But you used a dozen condoms in the room! A total of twelve condoms!"
"I didn't at all... If you don't believe me, come back to the room with me and take a look!" The monitor impulsively grabbed Aunt Li's sleeve.
I did some mental math and figured out that the 300 yuan deposit should be deducted from the room fee and cleaning fee, and there would still be some leftover.
"Aunt Li, the tenant in 214 wants to check out. Could you please go and see if everything is normal inside, and then look carefully to see if there is a cat in the house, okay?"
Zhuang Ni pointed out proudly.
Damn, this rumor is too vicious! And what a trick it is, it can make the window glass also be brutally attacked! Zhuang Ni, you still said that the store you opened was not a black shop? This is to count the window glass on us!
"Um..." After the squad leader rushed out of the door, I approached the counter and asked Zhuang Ni's cousin, "Where do you supply your condoms? I have a large inventory at home. If you are interested, I can give you an inside look. Price…”
As a cleaner, Aunt Li shook her head arrogantly and said to the monitor: "Girl, it was you who made the mess. Don't deny it!"
Zhuang Ni's cousin secretly gave me a thumbs-up gesture, but he was worried that the world would not be in chaos.
The monitor's face was immediately covered with a layer of frost.
"Whether it's a nosebleed or other blood, the cleaning fee is 20 yuan." Aunt Li repeated in a flat tone.
No! The squad leader returned the 300 yuan deposit to me last night. If you insist on charging, the monitor will have to pay for the missing condoms!
"Hey, you miscalculated! You should ask me for 20 yuan!" Don't underestimate me, my science scores are still passable.
"It's not fair to say that you did it alone, girl. I should say that you two did it together, right? You still haven't remembered? Do you have to let me make it clear?"
I come up with the most logical guess.
"I just pointed out the facts, I didn't say that I was a phimosis!" I was shaking with anger, and without thinking about it, I asked the squad leader for help: "Squad monitor, testify to me, I am not 'Mr. Bao'! Didn't you meet me once?" ?"
"I didn't at all... If you don't believe me, come back to the room with me and take a look!" The monitor impulsively grabbed Aunt Li's sleeve.
"What? Do you still want to be gentle with the monitor?" Zhuang Ni put down the phone and looked at me coldly.
"Eh?"
The aura around Zhuang Ni suddenly turned into a black blizzard.
"Nonsense! Where did the cat come from in our hotel?"
Aunt Li stood still and steady as a mountain. She glanced at me next to the monitor with disgust and said coldly:
I come up with the most logical guess.
Zhuang Ni pointed out proudly.
"Okay, I've got your way this time," the monitor put his hand on his chest to calm down, "But I won't let you teach Gong Caicai a bad lesson! Just wait!"
"I'm just discussing condom supply with your cousin. Your cousin seems very interested..."
"In other words, you plan to continue harassing Gong Caicai?" the squad leader asked.
"Of course you have to speak clearly!" the monitor insisted.
"In other words, you plan to continue harassing Gong Caicai?" the squad leader asked.
"It's not fair to say that you did it alone, girl. I should say that you two did it together, right? You still haven't remembered? Do you have to let me make it clear?"
"Hey, Zhuang Ni, are you too good at making your own decisions? I haven't decided to check out yet!" I complained, "I can stay in the room until noon, but it would be a waste to check out now!"
"Aunt Li, the tenant in 214 wants to check out. Could you please go and see if everything is normal inside, and then look carefully to see if there is a cat in the house, okay?"
"Of course you have to speak clearly!" the monitor insisted.
"This is no excuse!" the squad leader said loudly, "Mi|Mi must have put it in the back of the closet or in another corner! You will definitely find it if you look for it, and maybe you can also find the missing playing card. !”
"You are all wrong!" I shouted, "The blood stains on the sheets are my nosebleeds! I'm not afraid even if it's taken for a DNA test! It has nothing to do with the monitor, do you understand? "
Aunt Li snorted in a heavy nasal voice, "There is blood on the sheets! Do you think I can't find it if I turn it over?"
"Nonsense! Where did the cat come from in our hotel?"
The monitor's expression became tangled. As a patient with obsessive-compulsive disorder, she hoped that the glass window would be flat without even a single crack. However, if the glass window was intact last night and the kitten would not have come in, she would not have the chance to be with the cats. A bed for the night.
Your uncle's! In your opinion, no matter whether a human being is male or female, bleeding only occurs between the legs! There are thousands of places where bleeding can occur!
"The blood-stained sheets and the missing dozen condoms, squad leader, the evidence seems to be in my favor about our bet!"
Aunt Li snorted in a heavy nasal voice, "There is blood on the sheets! Do you think I can't find it if I turn it over?"
"Could it be that it was picked up by a cat, or that it got into a corner, where it's not easy to find?"
Zhuang Ni showed a malicious and enlightened expression.
The monitor's expression became tangled. As a patient with obsessive-compulsive disorder, she hoped that the glass window would be flat without even a single crack. However, if the glass window was intact last night and the kitten would not have come in, she would not have the chance to be with the cats. A bed for the night.
At the same time, he pointed to a warning sign posted on the wall. There were eight calligraphy characters written in thin gold on it: If the sheets are red, the deposit will not be refunded.
Zhuang Ni showed a malicious and enlightened expression.
"Your nosebleed?" Zhuang Ni frowned even more, "What did you see on the bed that caused your nosebleed?"
"Aunt Li, the tenant in 214 wants to check out. Could you please go and see if everything is normal inside, and then look carefully to see if there is a cat in the house, okay?"
"Okay, I've got your way this time," the monitor put his hand on his chest to calm down, "But I won't let you teach Gong Caicai a bad lesson! Just wait!"
She grabbed the phone on the counter and dialed a short number.
Zhuang Ni showed a malicious and enlightened expression.
"The second thing was that the female class president, who was both good at morals and academics, used fake ID cards to check into a room with the male sports committee member of her class. Not only did she dye the sheets red, but she also had sex with him twelve times on the night he lost his virginity. , causing the earth to shake and the windows to shatter..."
It's not that you saw something, but that you listened to the squad leader talking to you on the phone, and the image of you and Gong Caicai hugging each other naked flashed through your mind, which made your nose bleed! But how could I have the nerve to admit it in front of so many people
"Did you see it? I only charge you 20 yuan for cleaning, which is already a special treatment!"
As a cleaner, Aunt Li shook her head arrogantly and said to the monitor: "Girl, it was you who made the mess. Don't deny it!"
The monitor's face was immediately covered with a layer of frost.
"Aunt Li, the tenant in 214 wants to check out. Could you please go and see if everything is normal inside, and then look carefully to see if there is a cat in the house, okay?"
Aunt Li spoke righteously.
"This is no excuse!" the squad leader said loudly, "Mi|Mi must have put it in the back of the closet or in another corner! You will definitely find it if you look for it, and maybe you can also find the missing playing card. !”
"Eh?"
"Could it be that it was picked up by a cat, or that it got into a corner, where it's not easy to find?"
Besides, Aunt Li and Zhuang Ni’s cousin, you two, don’t be so cooperative and smile evilly next to me! If there was a camera, this would be a TV commercial for a small unlicensed clinic doing "painless circumcision"!
"You..." The squad leader was so angry that Zhuang Ni was speechless. If there is anyone in the second grade (3) class who is the monitor's nemesis, then it is Zhuang Ni.
"It's not fair to say that you did it alone, girl. I should say that you two did it together, right? You still haven't remembered? Do you have to let me make it clear?"
"The blood-stained sheets and the missing dozen condoms, squad leader, the evidence seems to be in my favor about our bet!"
"Why is there blood on the sheets!?" The squad leader and Zhuang Ni turned to me at the same time and asked.
Zhuang Ni pointed out proudly.
The monitor's face was immediately covered with a layer of frost.
"Don't take action against the squad leader!" Zhuang Ni said suddenly and nonchalantly.
I come up with the most logical guess.
At the same time, he pointed to a warning sign posted on the wall. There were eight calligraphy characters written in thin gold on it: If the sheets are red, the deposit will not be refunded.
The monitor's expression became tangled. As a patient with obsessive-compulsive disorder, she hoped that the glass window would be flat without even a single crack. However, if the glass window was intact last night and the kitten would not have come in, she would not have the chance to be with the cats. A bed for the night.
Zhuang Ni turned around and asked her cousin: "Are we a shady store?" The cousin shook his head, and Zhuang Ni replied: "We are not a shady store, and Aunt Li will not be mistaken. There must be twelve missing people in your room." Only condoms, admit it quickly!”
Zhuang Ni's cousin secretly gave me a thumbs-up gesture, but he was worried that the world would not be in chaos.
"Well, I will wait." Zhuang Ni looked at her lover with the same look in her eyes, expressing that she was looking forward to the monitor's next arrival.
"No need to talk! No need to talk!" Zhuang Ni made the decision for her cousin, "Ye Lin, you have to remember that you will always be unwelcome in my place - you are my love rival! I will curse you to be cemented The mixer truck was crushed to pieces and I couldn’t even put it back together!”
"Why is there blood on the sheets!?" The squad leader and Zhuang Ni turned to me at the same time and asked.
Besides, Aunt Li and Zhuang Ni’s cousin, you two, don’t be so cooperative and smile evilly next to me! If there was a camera, this would be a TV commercial for a small unlicensed clinic doing "painless circumcision"!
Zhuang Ni thought for a moment and said, "Squad leader, how about our bet be considered a draw?"
"You..." The squad leader was so angry that Zhuang Ni was speechless. If there is anyone in the second grade (3) class who is the monitor's nemesis, then it is Zhuang Ni.
"Hey, hey, don't get me wrong, that's not some suspicious blood!" I quickly explained, "That's not even the squad leader's blood, that's my blood!"
nonsense! Even for a strong Spartan like me, twelve times a night must be a lot of pressure!
"Hey, Zhuang Ni, are you too good at making your own decisions? I haven't decided to check out yet!" I complained, "I can stay in the room until noon, but it would be a waste to check out now!"
"I'm just discussing condom supply with your cousin. Your cousin seems very interested..."
The squad leader breathed a sigh of relief. For some reason, he put his right hand on his lower abdomen, as if he had hesitated for a moment just now.
"There's nothing I can do..." Zhuang Ni sighed exaggeratedly, "Otherwise, let's expose everything the other has done to the school and see who everyone thinks is more rebellious, right?"
Zhuang Ni obviously refused to believe that the "Mi|Mi" that the monitor had been playing with most of the night referred to a cat.
Zhuang Ni showed a malicious and enlightened expression.
I did some mental math and figured out that the 300 yuan deposit should be deducted from the room fee and cleaning fee, and there would still be some leftover.
"That's enough! Zhuang Ni, don't pretend to understand!" I said sternly with the attitude of a senior expert, "The foreskin is too long to prevent bleeding. That's only possible with phimosis!"
"Well, I will wait." Zhuang Ni looked at her lover with the same look in her eyes, expressing that she was looking forward to the monitor's next arrival.
"I see. I've heard that some young brothers bleed during the first time. It seems that your foreskin is too long, Ye Lin!"
It seems that the time I accidentally saw me urinating under the Jiangqiao was not a good memory for the squad leader.
I did some mental math and figured out that the 300 yuan deposit should be deducted from the room fee and cleaning fee, and there would still be some leftover.
"In other words, you plan to continue harassing Gong Caicai?" the squad leader asked.
Zhuang Ni thought for a moment and said, "Squad leader, how about our bet be considered a draw?"
Your uncle's! In your opinion, no matter whether a human being is male or female, bleeding only occurs between the legs! There are thousands of places where bleeding can occur!
Besides, Aunt Li and Zhuang Ni’s cousin, you two, don’t be so cooperative and smile evilly next to me! If there was a camera, this would be a TV commercial for a small unlicensed clinic doing "painless circumcision"!
"That's enough! Zhuang Ni, don't pretend to understand!" I said sternly with the attitude of a senior expert, "The foreskin is too long to prevent bleeding. That's only possible with phimosis!"
"Whether it's a nosebleed or other blood, the cleaning fee is 20 yuan." Aunt Li repeated in a flat tone.
Aunt Li snorted in a heavy nasal voice, "There is blood on the sheets! Do you think I can't find it if I turn it over?"
I did some mental math and figured out that the 300 yuan deposit should be deducted from the room fee and cleaning fee, and there would still be some leftover.
"Wait! You said you want to charge additional cleaning fees!?" The monitor's eyes widened in disbelief, "Whether I'm at home or not, I try my best to keep the room clean. How could I get the sheets dirty!?"
"Your nosebleed?" Zhuang Ni frowned even more, "What did you see on the bed that caused your nosebleed?"
She grabbed the phone on the counter and dialed a short number.
Besides, Aunt Li and Zhuang Ni’s cousin, you two, don’t be so cooperative and smile evilly next to me! If there was a camera, this would be a TV commercial for a small unlicensed clinic doing "painless circumcision"!
"What? Do you still want to be gentle with the monitor?" Zhuang Ni put down the phone and looked at me coldly.
"Um..." After the squad leader rushed out of the door, I approached the counter and asked Zhuang Ni's cousin, "Where do you supply your condoms? I have a large inventory at home. If you are interested, I can give you an inside look. Price…”
"That's enough! Zhuang Ni, don't pretend to understand!" I said sternly with the attitude of a senior expert, "The foreskin is too long to prevent bleeding. That's only possible with phimosis!"
"The squad leader should belong to me. No man is qualified to get her! Ye Lin, if you dare to hurt the squad leader, you know what the consequences will be."
"I just pointed out the facts, I didn't say that I was a phimosis!" I was shaking with anger, and without thinking about it, I asked the squad leader for help: "Squad monitor, testify to me, I am not 'Mr. Bao'! Didn't you meet me once?" ?"
"Of course you have to speak clearly!" the monitor insisted.
Aunt Li spoke righteously.
Aunt Li spoke righteously.
Having sold adult products with my dad for so many years, I am quite familiar with the knowledge of menstrual hygiene.
"It's just that the weather was too hot and I got angry." I said perfunctorily with evasive eyes.
OK! The monitor hasn't forgotten the set of poker cards with only 53 cards!
"Of course you have to speak clearly!" the monitor insisted.
"At such a young age, I don't know how to love myself, but I am still the monitor..." Aunt Li seemed to disapprove of us coming to rent a room at such a young age.
"Your nosebleed?" Zhuang Ni frowned even more, "What did you see on the bed that caused your nosebleed?"
"What? Do you still want to be gentle with the monitor?" Zhuang Ni put down the phone and looked at me coldly.
Zhuang Ni looked at me with admiration, "Sorry, it turns out you are the legendary 'Master Bao'!"
Zhuang Ni's face dropped, with murderous intent in the corners of her eyes and brows.
At the same time, he pointed to a warning sign posted on the wall. There were eight calligraphy characters written in thin gold on it: If the sheets are red, the deposit will not be refunded.
"I just pointed out the facts, I didn't say that I was a phimosis!" I was shaking with anger, and without thinking about it, I asked the squad leader for help: "Squad monitor, testify to me, I am not 'Mr. Bao'! Didn't you meet me once?" ?"
"Wait! You said you want to charge additional cleaning fees!?" The monitor's eyes widened in disbelief, "Whether I'm at home or not, I try my best to keep the room clean. How could I get the sheets dirty!?"
"It's just that the weather was too hot and I got angry." I said perfunctorily with evasive eyes.
Your uncle's! In your opinion, no matter whether a human being is male or female, bleeding only occurs between the legs! There are thousands of places where bleeding can occur!
"Hey, you miscalculated! You should ask me for 20 yuan!" Don't underestimate me, my science scores are still passable.
No! The squad leader returned the 300 yuan deposit to me last night. If you insist on charging, the monitor will have to pay for the missing condoms!
"Hey, you miscalculated! You should ask me for 20 yuan!" Don't underestimate me, my science scores are still passable.
I come up with the most logical guess.
The monitor's face was immediately covered with a layer of frost.
"Um..." After the squad leader rushed out of the door, I approached the counter and asked Zhuang Ni's cousin, "Where do you supply your condoms? I have a large inventory at home. If you are interested, I can give you an inside look. Price…”
Zhuang Ni's face dropped, with murderous intent in the corners of her eyes and brows.
I come up with the most logical guess.
"What? Do you still want to be gentle with the monitor?" Zhuang Ni put down the phone and looked at me coldly.
"Ah ha, it's a cat again," Zhuang Nipi looked at me with a smile, "Can't you make another excuse?"
"Aunt Li, the tenant in 214 wants to check out. Could you please go and see if everything is normal inside, and then look carefully to see if there is a cat in the house, okay?"
Zhuang Ni's face dropped, with murderous intent in the corners of her eyes and brows.
Zhuang Ni turned around and asked her cousin: "Are we a shady store?" The cousin shook his head, and Zhuang Ni replied: "We are not a shady store, and Aunt Li will not be mistaken. There must be twelve missing people in your room." Only condoms, admit it quickly!”
It seems that the time I accidentally saw me urinating under the Jiangqiao was not a good memory for the squad leader.
"What? Do you still want to be gentle with the monitor?" Zhuang Ni put down the phone and looked at me coldly.
"We don't use that kind of thing!" the squad leader yelled at Zhuang Ni and his sister, "You frame the tenants everywhere. Your hotel must be a black hotel!"
I did some mental math and figured out that the 300 yuan deposit should be deducted from the room fee and cleaning fee, and there would still be some leftover.
"At such a young age, I don't know how to love myself, but I am still the monitor..." Aunt Li seemed to disapprove of us coming to rent a room at such a young age.
The monitor's expression became tangled. As a patient with obsessive-compulsive disorder, she hoped that the glass window would be flat without even a single crack. However, if the glass window was intact last night and the kitten would not have come in, she would not have the chance to be with the cats. A bed for the night.
I walked out of the hotel disappointed because I didn't make any business, but after carefully savoring Zhuang Ni's last words, Zhuang Ni, who seemed to be sensitive, thought that the monitor's relationship with me had gone beyond that of an ordinary classmate
Aunt Li spoke righteously.
"Could it be that it was picked up by a cat, or that it got into a corner, where it's not easy to find?"
"You are all wrong!" I shouted, "The blood stains on the sheets are my nosebleeds! I'm not afraid even if it's taken for a DNA test! It has nothing to do with the monitor, do you understand? "
"Why is there blood on the sheets!?" The squad leader and Zhuang Ni turned to me at the same time and asked.
"Ah ha, it's a cat again," Zhuang Nipi looked at me with a smile, "Can't you make another excuse?"
"Hey, hey, don't get me wrong, that's not some suspicious blood!" I quickly explained, "That's not even the squad leader's blood, that's my blood!"
"In other words, you plan to continue harassing Gong Caicai?" the squad leader asked.
"Hey, Zhuang Ni, are you too good at making your own decisions? I haven't decided to check out yet!" I complained, "I can stay in the room until noon, but it would be a waste to check out now!"
"Zhuang Ni's classmate, don't get excited," Zhuang Ni's cousin advised, "it might be your male partner who made it dirty!"
"At such a young age, I don't know how to love myself, but I am still the monitor..." Aunt Li seemed to disapprove of us coming to rent a room at such a young age.
Aunt Li spoke righteously.
"Your nosebleed?" Zhuang Ni frowned even more, "What did you see on the bed that caused your nosebleed?"
"Hey, you miscalculated! You should ask me for 20 yuan!" Don't underestimate me, my science scores are still passable.
Aunt Li spoke righteously.
"There is no cat, but the sheets are stained. There is an additional cleaning fee of 20 yuan."
"No need to talk! No need to talk!" Zhuang Ni made the decision for her cousin, "Ye Lin, you have to remember that you will always be unwelcome in my place - you are my love rival! I will curse you to be cemented The mixer truck was crushed to pieces and I couldn’t even put it back together!”
"No need to talk! No need to talk!" Zhuang Ni made the decision for her cousin, "Ye Lin, you have to remember that you will always be unwelcome in my place - you are my love rival! I will curse you to be cemented The mixer truck was crushed to pieces and I couldn’t even put it back together!”
It's not that you saw something, but that you listened to the squad leader talking to you on the phone, and the image of you and Gong Caicai hugging each other naked flashed through your mind, which made your nose bleed! But how could I have the nerve to admit it in front of so many people
"This is no excuse!" the squad leader said loudly, "Mi|Mi must have put it in the back of the closet or in another corner! You will definitely find it if you look for it, and maybe you can also find the missing playing card. !”
I walked out of the hotel disappointed because I didn't make any business, but after carefully savoring Zhuang Ni's last words, Zhuang Ni, who seemed to be sensitive, thought that the monitor's relationship with me had gone beyond that of an ordinary classmate
"It's just that the weather was too hot and I got angry." I said perfunctorily with evasive eyes.
"Ah ha, it's a cat again," Zhuang Nipi looked at me with a smile, "Can't you make another excuse?"
"No need to talk! No need to talk!" Zhuang Ni made the decision for her cousin, "Ye Lin, you have to remember that you will always be unwelcome in my place - you are my love rival! I will curse you to be cemented The mixer truck was crushed to pieces and I couldn’t even put it back together!”
"I'm just discussing condom supply with your cousin. Your cousin seems very interested..."
"Of course you have to speak clearly!" the monitor insisted.
Zhuang Ni's cousin secretly gave me a thumbs-up gesture, but he was worried that the world would not be in chaos.
"I have no objection, just keep it in the deposit."
"Whether it's a nosebleed or other blood, the cleaning fee is 20 yuan." Aunt Li repeated in a flat tone.
Zhuang Ni looked at me with admiration, "Sorry, it turns out you are the legendary 'Master Bao'!"
"I just pointed out the facts, I didn't say that I was a phimosis!" I was shaking with anger, and without thinking about it, I asked the squad leader for help: "Squad monitor, testify to me, I am not 'Mr. Bao'! Didn't you meet me once?" ?"
"I have no objection, just keep it in the deposit."
Zhuang Ni showed a malicious and enlightened expression.
"Of course you have to speak clearly!" the monitor insisted.
"I just pointed out the facts, I didn't say that I was a phimosis!" I was shaking with anger, and without thinking about it, I asked the squad leader for help: "Squad monitor, testify to me, I am not 'Mr. Bao'! Didn't you meet me once?" ?"
I come up with the most logical guess.
"Aunt Li, the tenant in 214 wants to check out. Could you please go and see if everything is normal inside, and then look carefully to see if there is a cat in the house, okay?"
Zhuang Ni thought for a moment and said, "Squad leader, how about our bet be considered a draw?"
Zhuang Ni pointed out proudly.
"I'm just discussing condom supply with your cousin. Your cousin seems very interested..."
I did some mental math and figured out that the 300 yuan deposit should be deducted from the room fee and cleaning fee, and there would still be some leftover.
At the same time, he pointed to a warning sign posted on the wall. There were eight calligraphy characters written in thin gold on it: If the sheets are red, the deposit will not be refunded.
It's not that you saw something, but that you listened to the squad leader talking to you on the phone, and the image of you and Gong Caicai hugging each other naked flashed through your mind, which made your nose bleed! But how could I have the nerve to admit it in front of so many people
Zhuang Ni looked at me with admiration, "Sorry, it turns out you are the legendary 'Master Bao'!"
It seems that the time I accidentally saw me urinating under the Jiangqiao was not a good memory for the squad leader.
"It's just that the weather was too hot and I got angry." I said perfunctorily with evasive eyes.
"I just pointed out the facts, I didn't say that I was a phimosis!" I was shaking with anger, and without thinking about it, I asked the squad leader for help: "Squad monitor, testify to me, I am not 'Mr. Bao'! Didn't you meet me once?" ?"
OK! The monitor hasn't forgotten the set of poker cards with only 53 cards!
"Please give me another 10 yuan." Zhuang Ni's cousin looked at the computer screen and said.
Zhuang Ni's cousin secretly gave me a thumbs-up gesture, but he was worried that the world would not be in chaos.
"The second thing was that the female class president, who was both good at morals and academics, used fake ID cards to check into a room with the male sports committee member of her class. Not only did she dye the sheets red, but she also had sex with him twelve times on the night he lost his virginity. , causing the earth to shake and the windows to shatter..."
I come up with the most logical guess.
"Did you see it? I only charge you 20 yuan for cleaning, which is already a special treatment!"
The monitor's face was immediately covered with a layer of frost.
"Hey, you miscalculated! You should ask me for 20 yuan!" Don't underestimate me, my science scores are still passable.
She grabbed the phone on the counter and dialed a short number.
Your uncle's! In your opinion, no matter whether a human being is male or female, bleeding only occurs between the legs! There are thousands of places where bleeding can occur!
Not long after, Aunt Li came down from upstairs wearing a cleaner's outfit. She was a middle-aged woman with very nimble legs and feet. For some reason, she looked at me with a strange look in her eyes.
Zhuang Ni's cousin looked very embarrassed, "But you used a dozen condoms in the room! A total of twelve condoms!"
Aunt Li stood still and steady as a mountain. She glanced at me next to the monitor with disgust and said coldly:
Zhuang Ni thought for a moment and said, "Squad leader, how about our bet be considered a draw?"
The squad leader breathed a sigh of relief. For some reason, he put his right hand on his lower abdomen, as if he had hesitated for a moment just now.
"Monitor, if you agree to make this bet a draw, I will waive the cleaning fee and the cost of a dozen condoms. But it's Ye Lin who spends the money anyway, right?"
She grabbed the phone on the counter and dialed a short number.
"Your nosebleed?" Zhuang Ni frowned even more, "What did you see on the bed that caused your nosebleed?"
As a cleaner, Aunt Li shook her head arrogantly and said to the monitor: "Girl, it was you who made the mess. Don't deny it!"
The aura around Zhuang Ni suddenly turned into a black blizzard.
"There's nothing I can do..." Zhuang Ni sighed exaggeratedly, "Otherwise, let's expose everything the other has done to the school and see who everyone thinks is more rebellious, right?"
"Hey, Zhuang Ni, are you too good at making your own decisions? I haven't decided to check out yet!" I complained, "I can stay in the room until noon, but it would be a waste to check out now!"
"Please give me another 10 yuan." Zhuang Ni's cousin looked at the computer screen and said.
"There's nothing I can do..." Zhuang Ni sighed exaggeratedly, "Otherwise, let's expose everything the other has done to the school and see who everyone thinks is more rebellious, right?"
"Squad leader... did you and Ye Lin really do this so many times? You turned up the volume of the TV just to cover up your voices?"
"Zhuang Ni's classmate, don't get excited," Zhuang Ni's cousin advised, "it might be your male partner who made it dirty!"
Aunt Li stood still and steady as a mountain. She glanced at me next to the monitor with disgust and said coldly:
"In other words, you plan to continue harassing Gong Caicai?" the squad leader asked.
"I didn't at all... If you don't believe me, come back to the room with me and take a look!" The monitor impulsively grabbed Aunt Li's sleeve.
"Um..." After the squad leader rushed out of the door, I approached the counter and asked Zhuang Ni's cousin, "Where do you supply your condoms? I have a large inventory at home. If you are interested, I can give you an inside look. Price…”
"Fuck..." I almost couldn't help but swear. Looking at the look on the squad leader's face, she was about to vomit blood.
"I didn't at all... If you don't believe me, come back to the room with me and take a look!" The monitor impulsively grabbed Aunt Li's sleeve.
The squad leader breathed a sigh of relief. For some reason, he put his right hand on his lower abdomen, as if he had hesitated for a moment just now.
"Hey, hey, don't get me wrong, that's not some suspicious blood!" I quickly explained, "That's not even the squad leader's blood, that's my blood!"
"I'm just discussing condom supply with your cousin. Your cousin seems very interested..."
"You can't find the cat," the squad leader looked at the street outside the glass door with great sadness. "It ran away from the hole in the window in the middle of the night. If there was no hole..."
"We don't use that kind of thing!" the squad leader yelled at Zhuang Ni and his sister, "You frame the tenants everywhere. Your hotel must be a black hotel!"
"Don't take action against the squad leader!" Zhuang Ni said suddenly and nonchalantly.
"Please give me another 10 yuan." Zhuang Ni's cousin looked at the computer screen and said.
"Hey, you miscalculated! You should ask me for 20 yuan!" Don't underestimate me, my science scores are still passable.
"It's not fair to say that you did it alone, girl. I should say that you two did it together, right? You still haven't remembered? Do you have to let me make it clear?"
Zhuang Ni showed a malicious and enlightened expression.
Zhuang Ni turned around and asked her cousin: "Are we a shady store?" The cousin shook his head, and Zhuang Ni replied: "We are not a shady store, and Aunt Li will not be mistaken. There must be twelve missing people in your room." Only condoms, admit it quickly!”
"This is invalid evidence!" the squad leader retorted, "The blood on the sheets is Ye Lin's nosebleed. As for the twelve missing condoms...if they were really used by us, they should have been found in the trash can. More Something! Do you have it?”
nonsense! Even for a strong Spartan like me, twelve times a night must be a lot of pressure!
Damn, this rumor is too vicious! And what a trick it is, it can make the window glass also be brutally attacked! Zhuang Ni, you still said that the store you opened was not a black shop? This is to count the window glass on us!
Zhuang Ni looked at me with admiration, "Sorry, it turns out you are the legendary 'Master Bao'!"
"In other words, you plan to continue harassing Gong Caicai?" the squad leader asked.
"You are all wrong!" I shouted, "The blood stains on the sheets are my nosebleeds! I'm not afraid even if it's taken for a DNA test! It has nothing to do with the monitor, do you understand? "
"Could it be that it was picked up by a cat, or that it got into a corner, where it's not easy to find?"
"I didn't at all... If you don't believe me, come back to the room with me and take a look!" The monitor impulsively grabbed Aunt Li's sleeve.
"Hey, Zhuang Ni, are you too good at making your own decisions? I haven't decided to check out yet!" I complained, "I can stay in the room until noon, but it would be a waste to check out now!"
"I didn't at all... If you don't believe me, come back to the room with me and take a look!" The monitor impulsively grabbed Aunt Li's sleeve.
"This is no excuse!" the squad leader said loudly, "Mi|Mi must have put it in the back of the closet or in another corner! You will definitely find it if you look for it, and maybe you can also find the missing playing card. !”
I come up with the most logical guess.
Zhuang Ni's cousin secretly gave me a thumbs-up gesture, but he was worried that the world would not be in chaos.
"Of course you have to speak clearly!" the monitor insisted.
I come up with the most logical guess.
"Wait! You said you want to charge additional cleaning fees!?" The monitor's eyes widened in disbelief, "Whether I'm at home or not, I try my best to keep the room clean. How could I get the sheets dirty!?"
nonsense! Even for a strong Spartan like me, twelve times a night must be a lot of pressure!
"The first thing is that a sickly girl who has been out of school for a long time studied with her female classmates during the summer vacation. During the study break, they took a shower together and stayed in bed together for a while... "
"Ah ha, it's a cat again," Zhuang Nipi looked at me with a smile, "Can't you make another excuse?"
"The squad leader should belong to me. No man is qualified to get her! Ye Lin, if you dare to hurt the squad leader, you know what the consequences will be."
"Hey, hey, don't get me wrong, that's not some suspicious blood!" I quickly explained, "That's not even the squad leader's blood, that's my blood!"
Besides, Aunt Li and Zhuang Ni’s cousin, you two, don’t be so cooperative and smile evilly next to me! If there was a camera, this would be a TV commercial for a small unlicensed clinic doing "painless circumcision"!
"Don't take action against the squad leader!" Zhuang Ni said suddenly and nonchalantly.
"This is no excuse!" the squad leader said loudly, "Mi|Mi must have put it in the back of the closet or in another corner! You will definitely find it if you look for it, and maybe you can also find the missing playing card. !”
"Um..." After the squad leader rushed out of the door, I approached the counter and asked Zhuang Ni's cousin, "Where do you supply your condoms? I have a large inventory at home. If you are interested, I can give you an inside look. Price…”
"Squad leader... did you and Ye Lin really do this so many times? You turned up the volume of the TV just to cover up your voices?"
"This is no excuse!" the squad leader said loudly, "Mi|Mi must have put it in the back of the closet or in another corner! You will definitely find it if you look for it, and maybe you can also find the missing playing card. !”
"Of course you have to speak clearly!" the monitor insisted.
OK! The monitor hasn't forgotten the set of poker cards with only 53 cards!
"I have no objection, just keep it in the deposit."
"Hey, hey, don't get me wrong, that's not some suspicious blood!" I quickly explained, "That's not even the squad leader's blood, that's my blood!"
No! The squad leader returned the 300 yuan deposit to me last night. If you insist on charging, the monitor will have to pay for the missing condoms!
I walked out of the hotel disappointed because I didn't make any business, but after carefully savoring Zhuang Ni's last words, Zhuang Ni, who seemed to be sensitive, thought that the monitor's relationship with me had gone beyond that of an ordinary classmate
"It's just that the weather was too hot and I got angry." I said perfunctorily with evasive eyes.
nonsense! Even for a strong Spartan like me, twelve times a night must be a lot of pressure!
"It's just that the weather was too hot and I got angry." I said perfunctorily with evasive eyes.
"The blood-stained sheets and the missing dozen condoms, squad leader, the evidence seems to be in my favor about our bet!"
"You are all wrong!" I shouted, "The blood stains on the sheets are my nosebleeds! I'm not afraid even if it's taken for a DNA test! It has nothing to do with the monitor, do you understand? "
Zhuang Ni thought for a moment and said, "Squad leader, how about our bet be considered a draw?"
Zhuang Ni pointed out proudly.
Not long after, Aunt Li came down from upstairs wearing a cleaner's outfit. She was a middle-aged woman with very nimble legs and feet. For some reason, she looked at me with a strange look in her eyes.
"At such a young age, I don't know how to love myself, but I am still the monitor..." Aunt Li seemed to disapprove of us coming to rent a room at such a young age.
Besides, Aunt Li and Zhuang Ni’s cousin, you two, don’t be so cooperative and smile evilly next to me! If there was a camera, this would be a TV commercial for a small unlicensed clinic doing "painless circumcision"!
"This is invalid evidence!" the squad leader retorted, "The blood on the sheets is Ye Lin's nosebleed. As for the twelve missing condoms...if they were really used by us, they should have been found in the trash can. More Something! Do you have it?”
"I see. I've heard that some young brothers bleed during the first time. It seems that your foreskin is too long, Ye Lin!"
She grabbed the phone on the counter and dialed a short number.
Zhuang Ni showed a malicious and enlightened expression.
"There's nothing I can do..." Zhuang Ni sighed exaggeratedly, "Otherwise, let's expose everything the other has done to the school and see who everyone thinks is more rebellious, right?"
Zhuang Ni looked at Aunt Li with questioning eyes. Aunt Li shook her head and said that there were no twelve used condoms in the trash can.
The "Aunt Li" Zhuang Ni refers to is probably the sweeping lady that the monitor and I met yesterday.
The monitor's face was immediately covered with a layer of frost.
Zhuang Ni looked at Aunt Li with questioning eyes. Aunt Li shook her head and said that there were no twelve used condoms in the trash can.
Besides, Aunt Li and Zhuang Ni’s cousin, you two, don’t be so cooperative and smile evilly next to me! If there was a camera, this would be a TV commercial for a small unlicensed clinic doing "painless circumcision"!
"Don't take action against the squad leader!" Zhuang Ni said suddenly and nonchalantly.
"In other words, you plan to continue harassing Gong Caicai?" the squad leader asked.
"There is no cat, but the sheets are stained. There is an additional cleaning fee of 20 yuan."
"I just pointed out the facts, I didn't say that I was a phimosis!" I was shaking with anger, and without thinking about it, I asked the squad leader for help: "Squad monitor, testify to me, I am not 'Mr. Bao'! Didn't you meet me once?" ?"
I come up with the most logical guess.
Having sold adult products with my dad for so many years, I am quite familiar with the knowledge of menstrual hygiene.
nonsense! Even for a strong Spartan like me, twelve times a night must be a lot of pressure!
"Why is there blood on the sheets!?" The squad leader and Zhuang Ni turned to me at the same time and asked.
"Um..." After the squad leader rushed out of the door, I approached the counter and asked Zhuang Ni's cousin, "Where do you supply your condoms? I have a large inventory at home. If you are interested, I can give you an inside look. Price…”
Besides, Aunt Li and Zhuang Ni’s cousin, you two, don’t be so cooperative and smile evilly next to me! If there was a camera, this would be a TV commercial for a small unlicensed clinic doing "painless circumcision"!
Aunt Li snorted in a heavy nasal voice, "There is blood on the sheets! Do you think I can't find it if I turn it over?"
Zhuang Ni thought for a moment and said, "Squad leader, how about our bet be considered a draw?"
"It's not fair to say that you did it alone, girl. I should say that you two did it together, right? You still haven't remembered? Do you have to let me make it clear?"
"It's not fair to say that you did it alone, girl. I should say that you two did it together, right? You still haven't remembered? Do you have to let me make it clear?"
"Wait! You said you want to charge additional cleaning fees!?" The monitor's eyes widened in disbelief, "Whether I'm at home or not, I try my best to keep the room clean. How could I get the sheets dirty!?"
No! The squad leader returned the 300 yuan deposit to me last night. If you insist on charging, the monitor will have to pay for the missing condoms!
Aunt Li stood still and steady as a mountain. She glanced at me next to the monitor with disgust and said coldly:
OK! The monitor hasn't forgotten the set of poker cards with only 53 cards!
"I'm just discussing condom supply with your cousin. Your cousin seems very interested..."
"What? Do you still want to be gentle with the monitor?" Zhuang Ni put down the phone and looked at me coldly.
"In other words, you plan to continue harassing Gong Caicai?" the squad leader asked.
No! The squad leader returned the 300 yuan deposit to me last night. If you insist on charging, the monitor will have to pay for the missing condoms!
"It's just that the weather was too hot and I got angry." I said perfunctorily with evasive eyes.
"I see. I've heard that some young brothers bleed during the first time. It seems that your foreskin is too long, Ye Lin!"
"Zhuang Ni's classmate, don't get excited," Zhuang Ni's cousin advised, "it might be your male partner who made it dirty!"
nonsense! Even for a strong Spartan like me, twelve times a night must be a lot of pressure!
Zhuang Ni pointed out proudly.
"There's nothing I can do..." Zhuang Ni sighed exaggeratedly, "Otherwise, let's expose everything the other has done to the school and see who everyone thinks is more rebellious, right?"
The monitor's face was immediately covered with a layer of frost.
The aura around Zhuang Ni suddenly turned into a black blizzard.
"The first thing is that a sickly girl who has been out of school for a long time studied with her female classmates during the summer vacation. During the study break, they took a shower together and stayed in bed together for a while... "
"Squad leader... did you and Ye Lin really do this so many times? You turned up the volume of the TV just to cover up your voices?"
"We don't use that kind of thing!" the squad leader yelled at Zhuang Ni and his sister, "You frame the tenants everywhere. Your hotel must be a black hotel!"
"You..." The squad leader was so angry that Zhuang Ni was speechless. If there is anyone in the second grade (3) class who is the monitor's nemesis, then it is Zhuang Ni.
"This is invalid evidence!" the squad leader retorted, "The blood on the sheets is Ye Lin's nosebleed. As for the twelve missing condoms...if they were really used by us, they should have been found in the trash can. More Something! Do you have it?”
Besides, Aunt Li and Zhuang Ni’s cousin, you two, don’t be so cooperative and smile evilly next to me! If there was a camera, this would be a TV commercial for a small unlicensed clinic doing "painless circumcision"!
"The second thing was that the female class president, who was both good at morals and academics, used fake ID cards to check into a room with the male sports committee member of her class. Not only did she dye the sheets red, but she also had sex with him twelve times on the night he lost his virginity. , causing the earth to shake and the windows to shatter..."
"There is no cat, but the sheets are stained. There is an additional cleaning fee of 20 yuan."
The squad leader breathed a sigh of relief. For some reason, he put his right hand on his lower abdomen, as if he had hesitated for a moment just now.
At the same time, he pointed to a warning sign posted on the wall. There were eight calligraphy characters written in thin gold on it: If the sheets are red, the deposit will not be refunded.
Damn, this rumor is too vicious! And what a trick it is, it can make the window glass also be brutally attacked! Zhuang Ni, you still said that the store you opened was not a black shop? This is to count the window glass on us!
nonsense! Even for a strong Spartan like me, twelve times a night must be a lot of pressure!
Zhuang Ni turned around and asked her cousin: "Are we a shady store?" The cousin shook his head, and Zhuang Ni replied: "We are not a shady store, and Aunt Li will not be mistaken. There must be twelve missing people in your room." Only condoms, admit it quickly!”
"Hey, you miscalculated! You should ask me for 20 yuan!" Don't underestimate me, my science scores are still passable.
"Hey, you miscalculated! You should ask me for 20 yuan!" Don't underestimate me, my science scores are still passable.
"You..." The squad leader was so angry that Zhuang Ni was speechless. If there is anyone in the second grade (3) class who is the monitor's nemesis, then it is Zhuang Ni.
"Squad leader... did you and Ye Lin really do this so many times? You turned up the volume of the TV just to cover up your voices?"
"The first thing is that a sickly girl who has been out of school for a long time studied with her female classmates during the summer vacation. During the study break, they took a shower together and stayed in bed together for a while... "
"It's not fair to say that you did it alone, girl. I should say that you two did it together, right? You still haven't remembered? Do you have to let me make it clear?"
Having sold adult products with my dad for so many years, I am quite familiar with the knowledge of menstrual hygiene.
At the same time, he pointed to a warning sign posted on the wall. There were eight calligraphy characters written in thin gold on it: If the sheets are red, the deposit will not be refunded.
"Monitor, if you agree to make this bet a draw, I will waive the cleaning fee and the cost of a dozen condoms. But it's Ye Lin who spends the money anyway, right?"
"Fuck..." I almost couldn't help but swear. Looking at the look on the squad leader's face, she was about to vomit blood.
The squad leader breathed a sigh of relief. For some reason, he put his right hand on his lower abdomen, as if he had hesitated for a moment just now.
"Your nosebleed?" Zhuang Ni frowned even more, "What did you see on the bed that caused your nosebleed?"
Not long after, Aunt Li came down from upstairs wearing a cleaner's outfit. She was a middle-aged woman with very nimble legs and feet. For some reason, she looked at me with a strange look in her eyes.
"Could it be that it was picked up by a cat, or that it got into a corner, where it's not easy to find?"
"Zhuang Ni's classmate, don't get excited," Zhuang Ni's cousin advised, "it might be your male partner who made it dirty!"
"Well, I will wait." Zhuang Ni looked at her lover with the same look in her eyes, expressing that she was looking forward to the monitor's next arrival.
No! The squad leader returned the 300 yuan deposit to me last night. If you insist on charging, the monitor will have to pay for the missing condoms!
Zhuang Ni's face dropped, with murderous intent in the corners of her eyes and brows.
"Of course you have to speak clearly!" the monitor insisted.
"You..." The squad leader was so angry that Zhuang Ni was speechless. If there is anyone in the second grade (3) class who is the monitor's nemesis, then it is Zhuang Ni.
"You..." The squad leader was so angry that Zhuang Ni was speechless. If there is anyone in the second grade (3) class who is the monitor's nemesis, then it is Zhuang Ni.
"Nonsense! Where did the cat come from in our hotel?"
nonsense! Even for a strong Spartan like me, twelve times a night must be a lot of pressure!
"Okay, I've got your way this time," the monitor put his hand on his chest to calm down, "But I won't let you teach Gong Caicai a bad lesson! Just wait!"
"Zhuang Ni's classmate, don't get excited," Zhuang Ni's cousin advised, "it might be your male partner who made it dirty!"
Aunt Li stood still and steady as a mountain. She glanced at me next to the monitor with disgust and said coldly:
"Monitor, if you agree to make this bet a draw, I will waive the cleaning fee and the cost of a dozen condoms. But it's Ye Lin who spends the money anyway, right?"
nonsense! Even for a strong Spartan like me, twelve times a night must be a lot of pressure!
"Okay, I've got your way this time," the monitor put his hand on his chest to calm down, "But I won't let you teach Gong Caicai a bad lesson! Just wait!"
I walked out of the hotel disappointed because I didn't make any business, but after carefully savoring Zhuang Ni's last words, Zhuang Ni, who seemed to be sensitive, thought that the monitor's relationship with me had gone beyond that of an ordinary classmate
"Could it be that it was picked up by a cat, or that it got into a corner, where it's not easy to find?"
"This is invalid evidence!" the squad leader retorted, "The blood on the sheets is Ye Lin's nosebleed. As for the twelve missing condoms...if they were really used by us, they should have been found in the trash can. More Something! Do you have it?”
"Well, I will wait." Zhuang Ni looked at her lover with the same look in her eyes, expressing that she was looking forward to the monitor's next arrival.
"Of course you have to speak clearly!" the monitor insisted.
As a cleaner, Aunt Li shook her head arrogantly and said to the monitor: "Girl, it was you who made the mess. Don't deny it!"
"Um..." After the squad leader rushed out of the door, I approached the counter and asked Zhuang Ni's cousin, "Where do you supply your condoms? I have a large inventory at home. If you are interested, I can give you an inside look. Price…”
"Monitor, if you agree to make this bet a draw, I will waive the cleaning fee and the cost of a dozen condoms. But it's Ye Lin who spends the money anyway, right?"
"Um..." After the squad leader rushed out of the door, I approached the counter and asked Zhuang Ni's cousin, "Where do you supply your condoms? I have a large inventory at home. If you are interested, I can give you an inside look. Price…”
Zhuang Ni's cousin secretly gave me a thumbs-up gesture, but he was worried that the world would not be in chaos.
"Okay, I've got your way this time," the monitor put his hand on his chest to calm down, "But I won't let you teach Gong Caicai a bad lesson! Just wait!"
"Monitor, if you agree to make this bet a draw, I will waive the cleaning fee and the cost of a dozen condoms. But it's Ye Lin who spends the money anyway, right?"
"Your nosebleed?" Zhuang Ni frowned even more, "What did you see on the bed that caused your nosebleed?"
"We don't use that kind of thing!" the squad leader yelled at Zhuang Ni and his sister, "You frame the tenants everywhere. Your hotel must be a black hotel!"
"You..." The squad leader was so angry that Zhuang Ni was speechless. If there is anyone in the second grade (3) class who is the monitor's nemesis, then it is Zhuang Ni.
"Don't take action against the squad leader!" Zhuang Ni said suddenly and nonchalantly.
Zhuang Ni pointed out proudly.
"I'm just discussing condom supply with your cousin. Your cousin seems very interested..."
I come up with the most logical guess.
Zhuang Ni obviously refused to believe that the "Mi|Mi" that the monitor had been playing with most of the night referred to a cat.
"You are all wrong!" I shouted, "The blood stains on the sheets are my nosebleeds! I'm not afraid even if it's taken for a DNA test! It has nothing to do with the monitor, do you understand? "
"In other words, you plan to continue harassing Gong Caicai?" the squad leader asked.
"Eh?"
Zhuang Ni's face dropped, with murderous intent in the corners of her eyes and brows.
"I'm just discussing condom supply with your cousin. Your cousin seems very interested..."
"This is no excuse!" the squad leader said loudly, "Mi|Mi must have put it in the back of the closet or in another corner! You will definitely find it if you look for it, and maybe you can also find the missing playing card. !”
Zhuang Ni looked at me with admiration, "Sorry, it turns out you are the legendary 'Master Bao'!"
"Ah ha, it's a cat again," Zhuang Nipi looked at me with a smile, "Can't you make another excuse?"
"I didn't at all... If you don't believe me, come back to the room with me and take a look!" The monitor impulsively grabbed Aunt Li's sleeve.
"I didn't at all... If you don't believe me, come back to the room with me and take a look!" The monitor impulsively grabbed Aunt Li's sleeve.
The monitor's expression became tangled. As a patient with obsessive-compulsive disorder, she hoped that the glass window would be flat without even a single crack. However, if the glass window was intact last night and the kitten would not have come in, she would not have the chance to be with the cats. A bed for the night.
Zhuang Ni's face dropped, with murderous intent in the corners of her eyes and brows.
"You can't find the cat," the squad leader looked at the street outside the glass door with great sadness. "It ran away from the hole in the window in the middle of the night. If there was no hole..."
At the same time, he pointed to a warning sign posted on the wall. There were eight calligraphy characters written in thin gold on it: If the sheets are red, the deposit will not be refunded.
"The squad leader should belong to me. No man is qualified to get her! Ye Lin, if you dare to hurt the squad leader, you know what the consequences will be."
Besides, Aunt Li and Zhuang Ni’s cousin, you two, don’t be so cooperative and smile evilly next to me! If there was a camera, this would be a TV commercial for a small unlicensed clinic doing "painless circumcision"!
"This is invalid evidence!" the squad leader retorted, "The blood on the sheets is Ye Lin's nosebleed. As for the twelve missing condoms...if they were really used by us, they should have been found in the trash can. More Something! Do you have it?”
"It's just that the weather was too hot and I got angry." I said perfunctorily with evasive eyes.
"The second thing was that the female class president, who was both good at morals and academics, used fake ID cards to check into a room with the male sports committee member of her class. Not only did she dye the sheets red, but she also had sex with him twelve times on the night he lost his virginity. , causing the earth to shake and the windows to shatter..."
"I'm just discussing condom supply with your cousin. Your cousin seems very interested..."
"I'm just discussing condom supply with your cousin. Your cousin seems very interested..."
"Of course you have to speak clearly!" the monitor insisted.
As a cleaner, Aunt Li shook her head arrogantly and said to the monitor: "Girl, it was you who made the mess. Don't deny it!"
The monitor's face was immediately covered with a layer of frost.
"Squad leader... did you and Ye Lin really do this so many times? You turned up the volume of the TV just to cover up your voices?"
"The first thing is that a sickly girl who has been out of school for a long time studied with her female classmates during the summer vacation. During the study break, they took a shower together and stayed in bed together for a while... "
"What? Do you still want to be gentle with the monitor?" Zhuang Ni put down the phone and looked at me coldly.
"Fuck..." I almost couldn't help but swear. Looking at the look on the squad leader's face, she was about to vomit blood.
"No need to talk! No need to talk!" Zhuang Ni made the decision for her cousin, "Ye Lin, you have to remember that you will always be unwelcome in my place - you are my love rival! I will curse you to be cemented The mixer truck was crushed to pieces and I couldn’t even put it back together!”
At the same time, he pointed to a warning sign posted on the wall. There were eight calligraphy characters written in thin gold on it: If the sheets are red, the deposit will not be refunded.
OK! The monitor hasn't forgotten the set of poker cards with only 53 cards!
"Hey, you miscalculated! You should ask me for 20 yuan!" Don't underestimate me, my science scores are still passable.
It's not that you saw something, but that you listened to the squad leader talking to you on the phone, and the image of you and Gong Caicai hugging each other naked flashed through your mind, which made your nose bleed! But how could I have the nerve to admit it in front of so many people
I walked out of the hotel disappointed because I didn't make any business, but after carefully savoring Zhuang Ni's last words, Zhuang Ni, who seemed to be sensitive, thought that the monitor's relationship with me had gone beyond that of an ordinary classmate
Zhuang Ni looked at Aunt Li with questioning eyes. Aunt Li shook her head and said that there were no twelve used condoms in the trash can.
Aunt Li stood still and steady as a mountain. She glanced at me next to the monitor with disgust and said coldly:
"This is no excuse!" the squad leader said loudly, "Mi|Mi must have put it in the back of the closet or in another corner! You will definitely find it if you look for it, and maybe you can also find the missing playing card. !”
"Eh?"
I did some mental math and figured out that the 300 yuan deposit should be deducted from the room fee and cleaning fee, and there would still be some leftover.
"Well, I will wait." Zhuang Ni looked at her lover with the same look in her eyes, expressing that she was looking forward to the monitor's next arrival.
"In other words, you plan to continue harassing Gong Caicai?" the squad leader asked.