"Sister, don't listen to his nonsense!!"
I don't know if it was the aftereffects of the sleeping pills. The squad leader put his hand on his forehead and bit his lips, as if he had a headache and was suffering from inner torment.
Shu Zhe suddenly started crying and howling outside the door.
It didn't take long for the middle-aged man to complete the test, but he always unconsciously looked at the monitor's dangling cat ears.
Shu Zhe suddenly started crying and howling outside the door.
The squad leader sneered, "You mean, even now, you can invade me with brute force? Then why don't you come?"
In addition, the cat's ears were also trembling. Maybe the grilled fish in the food bowl was snatched away? The person who did such a thing is so disgusting!
Damn it! I was originally thinking that after I was locked up, the monitor would be kind enough to bring me food!
He must have heard me shaking and woke up the squad leader, and he was afraid that I would take all the responsibility away from him, so he made such a statement.
Or are people outside actually here to arrest me? My killing of Tie Xian finally came to light. The police car was waiting downstairs. Before I could explain the misunderstanding to the squad leader, I was about to be arrested and thrown into jail to pick up soap
The monitor pointed to the pocket of my jeans, "Then what is this?"
"you liar!"
"I'm sorry, please don't be angry, the fish will be returned to you..."
Ah, no, I accidentally said some of the real thoughts in my mind. If I think about the conversation just now, wouldn't it be the same as saying: "Even if I want to blow my asshole, I'm going to blow your asshole, monitor!"
Shu Zhe, who couldn't get in, knocked on the door.
"I'm sorry, please don't be angry, the fish will be returned to you..."
"Oh, it's a standard hose, there's no leakage..."
"Besides, even though Shu Zhe looks like you when he puts on the wig, he's not you after all. Why should I use a knockoff..."
The condom Shu Zhe just gave me was placed inside, and under the tight band of fabric, the unique ring-shaped ridges of the condom were exposed.
"Squad leader, calm down." I said, "Please think about it carefully. If I become a beast, I don't need sleeping pills based on your strength."
"Besides, even though Shu Zhe looks like you when he puts on the wig, he's not you after all. Why should I use a knockoff..."
The condom Shu Zhe just gave me was placed inside, and under the tight band of fabric, the unique ring-shaped ridges of the condom were exposed.
"That... sister! I was forced! I was really forced! Brother Ye Lin said that if I didn't dress up as a transvestite to help him make money, he would break my legs! And... he would also explode my vagina chrysanthemum!!"
Shu Zhe continued to add insult to injury: "Sister! Not only that, Brother Ye Lin also forced me to give you sleeping pills and planned to invade you while you were sleeping! Look, didn't he lock me out? Fortunately, I deliberately kept it to myself. Only by taking sleeping pills can my sister wake up early!"
However, the soft cat ears on the top of the head are still dangling here and there like dogtail grass...
Hearing the word "chrysanthemum" come out of his brother's mouth, the squad leader raised his eyebrows and cast a questioning look at him.
"Eh?"
As expected, the squad leader was trembling with anger.
Thinking about it carefully, since I can make the squad leader wake up by shaking her with my hands, if I can't bear it anymore and pounce directly on her, the other movement range is quite large. Maybe the squad leader will wake up before the official start. Are you coming
Hearing the word "chrysanthemum" come out of his brother's mouth, the squad leader raised his eyebrows and cast a questioning look at him.
However, the soft cat ears on the top of the head are still dangling here and there like dogtail grass...
"The natural gas is over here. Please change into your slippers." The squad leader pointed to the direction of the kitchen and took out a suitable pair of slippers from the shoe cabinet.
However, the soft cat ears on the top of the head are still dangling here and there like dogtail grass...
As for giving me a condom, he had ulterior motives! Even if I didn't use it at all, it now becomes evidence that I have bad intentions!
The middle-aged man who had been here once pretended to take out a pen-like object, without even entering the door, and was monitoring the air in a serious manner.
Shu Zhe continued to add insult to injury: "Sister! Not only that, Brother Ye Lin also forced me to give you sleeping pills and planned to invade you while you were sleeping! Look, didn't he lock me out? Fortunately, I deliberately kept it to myself. Only by taking sleeping pills can my sister wake up early!"
The condom Shu Zhe just gave me was placed inside, and under the tight band of fabric, the unique ring-shaped ridges of the condom were exposed.
Although I argue like this, I know that under this situation, it is not very convincing.
However, it turned out that I was overly concerned. The middle-aged man who came in was a real gas company employee, wearing blue work clothes and holding a tool box in his hand.
The squad leader opened the locked bedroom door. Outside the door, Shu Zhe was waiting anxiously for the result. He was surprised when he saw his sister with cat ears striding out. I gave Shu Zhe a fierce wink and finally made him hold back. Laugh out loud.
Damn it, Shu Zhe, your ability to complain first is already incredible! Her ability to lie is as good as Xiaoqin's, and she's a hundred times more vicious!
A rough male voice spoke outside the security door.
The monitor pointed to the pocket of my jeans, "Then what is this?"
The squad leader, who was originally wondering why he suddenly fell asleep, suddenly woke up and immediately touched the laces of his underwear through his clothes. He found that there was no sign of being violated, and he breathed a sigh of relief.
As soon as he said these two words, someone knocked on the door again.
The middle-aged man who had been here once pretended to take out a pen-like object, without even entering the door, and was monitoring the air in a serious manner.
"Eh?"
how? Just like the squad leader has a special way to tie his shoelaces when riding a bicycle, does the squad leader also have a unique personal wearing style for his underwear? After an unsuspecting person takes it off, he can't put it back on? It’s really an obsessive-compulsive disorder that permeates every aspect of life!
It didn't take long for the middle-aged man to complete the test, but he always unconsciously looked at the monitor's dangling cat ears.
The monitor pointed to the pocket of my jeans, "Then what is this?"
"Besides, even though Shu Zhe looks like you when he puts on the wig, he's not you after all. Why should I use a knockoff..."
In addition, the cat's ears were also trembling. Maybe the grilled fish in the food bowl was snatched away? The person who did such a thing is so disgusting!
Ah, no, I accidentally said some of the real thoughts in my mind. If I think about the conversation just now, wouldn't it be the same as saying: "Even if I want to blow my asshole, I'm going to blow your asshole, monitor!"
The squad leader, who was originally wondering why he suddenly fell asleep, suddenly woke up and immediately touched the laces of his underwear through his clothes. He found that there was no sign of being violated, and he breathed a sigh of relief.
"Test the natural gas safety to see if there is any leakage... "
"Is what Xiaozhe said true?"
The monitor couldn't open the door for them.
Then, the sarcasm at the corner of his mouth disappeared and turned into some indescribable sadness and disappointment.
"I..." It's impossible to take the blame for Shu Zhe, but I have to word my words carefully in order to reach an agreement with the reserve of words I just thought of. Otherwise, Shu Zhe and I will push back and forth, and finally the truth will be revealed, and the squad leader should The two of us packed up together.
The monitor pointed to the pocket of my jeans, "Then what is this?"
The middle-aged man who had been here once pretended to take out a pen-like object, without even entering the door, and was monitoring the air in a serious manner.
"Hey, I never said I wanted to blow Shu Zhe's anus! He framed me!"
"Oh, it's a standard hose, there's no leakage..."
"Is there any problem?" the monitor asked the middle-aged man who used a pen-like object to "test" while shaking his cat ears.
The condom Shu Zhe just gave me was placed inside, and under the tight band of fabric, the unique ring-shaped ridges of the condom were exposed.
Seeing me hesitate for a moment, the monitor's dark eyes darkened.
Hearing the word "chrysanthemum" come out of his brother's mouth, the squad leader raised his eyebrows and cast a questioning look at him.
"You don't have to be so cautious..." After the middle-aged man asked the monitor to sign a test form, he turned around and left.
"No, no problem," the middle-aged man replied guiltily. He squeezed his colleague with his back and said goodbye: "I'll come back next month... no, next week. Natural gas safety cannot be ignored. !”
I don't know if it was the aftereffects of the sleeping pills. The squad leader put his hand on his forehead and bit his lips, as if he had a headache and was suffering from inner torment.
I suddenly realized that Shu Zhe had deliberately lowered the dose of sleeping pills so that the squad leader could wake up early and catch me, the current criminal, so that he could shift the responsibility
Seeing that neither Shu Zhe nor I explained the plan of the cat ears, the middle-aged man nodded with no meaning. Maybe he thought that for a girl of the squad leader's age, cat ears were an ordinary headwear, and he would not be able to keep up with it as he got older. It's time.
Eager to defend myself, I blurted out:
"Who?" the monitor asked a little annoyed.
"you liar!"
Stop lying! What comprehensive monitoring! It's obviously the cat's ears who formed a group to watch the squad leader!
The squad leader, who was originally wondering why he suddenly fell asleep, suddenly woke up and immediately touched the laces of his underwear through his clothes. He found that there was no sign of being violated, and he breathed a sigh of relief.
"Oh, it's a standard hose, there's no leakage..."
So to sum up, Shu Zhe originally planned to harm me when he asked me to come to his house! He clearly knew that even if he took nude photos of the monitor, he would not be able to threaten the monitor with this. The monitor never resorted to threats!
"Eh?"
Thinking about it carefully, since I can make the squad leader wake up by shaking her with my hands, if I can't bear it anymore and pounce directly on her, the other movement range is quite large. Maybe the squad leader will wake up before the official start. Are you coming
Seeing me hesitate for a moment, the monitor's dark eyes darkened.
Stop lying! What comprehensive monitoring! It's obviously the cat's ears who formed a group to watch the squad leader!
"you liar!"
"No, no problem," the middle-aged man replied guiltily. He squeezed his colleague with his back and said goodbye: "I'll come back next month... no, next week. Natural gas safety cannot be ignored. !”
"You don't have to be so cautious..." After the middle-aged man asked the monitor to sign a test form, he turned around and left.
"You lied to me and said that you would help Xiaozhe improve his sports performance, but in the end... you asked him to do that kind of thing! You also said that you wanted to... explode Xiaozhe's anus!? How could your desire be so perverted!"
The squad leader, who was originally wondering why he suddenly fell asleep, suddenly woke up and immediately touched the laces of his underwear through his clothes. He found that there was no sign of being violated, and he breathed a sigh of relief.
The purpose of all this is to divert the monitor's anger and make me his scapegoat! This damned fifth place in the provincial Mathematical Olympiad competition, you used all your cleverness here!
I really want to apologize like this!
"Is what Xiaozhe said true?"
It didn't take long for the middle-aged man to complete the test, but he always unconsciously looked at the monitor's dangling cat ears.
"Hey, I never said I wanted to blow Shu Zhe's anus! He framed me!"
"Open the door! We are from the gas company!"
"No, no problem," the middle-aged man replied guiltily. He squeezed his colleague with his back and said goodbye: "I'll come back next month... no, next week. Natural gas safety cannot be ignored. !”
"Eh?"
Shu Zhe, who couldn't get in, knocked on the door.
The condom Shu Zhe just gave me was placed inside, and under the tight band of fabric, the unique ring-shaped ridges of the condom were exposed.
Eager to defend myself, I blurted out:
"No, no problem," the middle-aged man replied guiltily. He squeezed his colleague with his back and said goodbye: "I'll come back next month... no, next week. Natural gas safety cannot be ignored. !”
Damn it! I was originally thinking that after I was locked up, the monitor would be kind enough to bring me food!
"Besides, even though Shu Zhe looks like you when he puts on the wig, he's not you after all. Why should I use a knockoff..."
A rough male voice spoke outside the security door.
"Didn't you just check it?"
Ah, no, I accidentally said some of the real thoughts in my mind. If I think about the conversation just now, wouldn't it be the same as saying: "Even if I want to blow my asshole, I'm going to blow your asshole, monitor!"
When the monitor leaned over to pick up the slippers, his cat ears swayed up and down. The middle-aged man frowned and looked over the monitor's head at Shu Zhe and I standing in the living room.
I couldn't help but feel uneasy. The gas company, second only to checking water meters and delivering express delivery, is one of the three major ways to eliminate the public enemies of the people! Could it be that in addition to video chatting with people, Shu Zhe also spread any anti-government remarks online
At this time, there was a sudden knock on the door. The squad leader stood up from the bed and planned to open the door. After taking a few steps, he stopped, turned around and said to me sadly:
Shu Zhe, who couldn't get in, knocked on the door.
"I drank sleeping pills and fell asleep. Why didn't you do something to me?"
The condom Shu Zhe just gave me was placed inside, and under the tight band of fabric, the unique ring-shaped ridges of the condom were exposed.
As expected, the squad leader was trembling with anger.
"You think that if you violate me, I will definitely call the police. You will lose more than you gain, so you settle for the next best thing and let Xiaozhe pretend to be me... You are very calm, calmer than me. You can get faster by calmly comparing |The price you have to pay for feeling harmonious..."
"I drank sleeping pills and fell asleep. Why didn't you do something to me?"
"That... sister! I was forced! I was really forced! Brother Ye Lin said that if I didn't dress up as a transvestite to help him make money, he would break my legs! And... he would also explode my vagina chrysanthemum!!"
"You don't have to be so cautious..." After the middle-aged man asked the monitor to sign a test form, he turned around and left.
The squad leader sneered, "You mean, even now, you can invade me with brute force? Then why don't you come?"
In addition, the cat's ears were also trembling. Maybe the grilled fish in the food bowl was snatched away? The person who did such a thing is so disgusting!
Seeing that neither Shu Zhe nor I explained the plan of the cat ears, the middle-aged man nodded with no meaning. Maybe he thought that for a girl of the squad leader's age, cat ears were an ordinary headwear, and he would not be able to keep up with it as he got older. It's time.
The monitor tried his best to remain polite and closed the door.
"Why… "
The monitor tried his best to remain polite and closed the door.
"Is what Xiaozhe said true?"
I really want to apologize like this!
Eh? I didn’t expect the monitor would say that! The tone and expression when I said this were a little bit self-defeating. I have condoms in my pants pocket. Is this such a big blow to you
I couldn't help but feel uneasy. The gas company, second only to checking water meters and delivering express delivery, is one of the three major ways to eliminate the public enemies of the people! Could it be that in addition to video chatting with people, Shu Zhe also spread any anti-government remarks online
"Eh?"
The monitor couldn't open the door for them.
Ah, no, I accidentally said some of the real thoughts in my mind. If I think about the conversation just now, wouldn't it be the same as saying: "Even if I want to blow my asshole, I'm going to blow your asshole, monitor!"
Eager to defend myself, I blurted out:
"Didn't you just check it?"
"You think that if you violate me, I will definitely call the police. You will lose more than you gain, so you settle for the next best thing and let Xiaozhe pretend to be me... You are very calm, calmer than me. You can get faster by calmly comparing |The price you have to pay for feeling harmonious..."
It didn't take long for the middle-aged man to complete the test, but he always unconsciously looked at the monitor's dangling cat ears.
"Open the door! We are from the gas company!"
"Didn't you just check it?"
"I drank sleeping pills and fell asleep. Why didn't you do something to me?"
After sending away the testing personnel, the monitor looked at Shu Zhe and I standing in the living room, and started to get angry again.
Is it so rare for a pretty girl to wear cat ears? After you guys return to the gas company, you will definitely publicize it (there is a beautiful girl with cat ears living in such and such building in such and such a building). Then there will be an inexplicable increase in the number of people who come to the squad leader's house to check the gas!
"Because it was Shu Zhe's own idea to give you sleeping pills, and it has nothing to do with me! I'm a gentleman..."
"Why… "
It didn't take long for the middle-aged man to complete the test, but he always unconsciously looked at the monitor's dangling cat ears.
However, the soft cat ears on the top of the head are still dangling here and there like dogtail grass...
"You don't have to be so cautious..." After the middle-aged man asked the monitor to sign a test form, he turned around and left.
Or are people outside actually here to arrest me? My killing of Tie Xian finally came to light. The police car was waiting downstairs. Before I could explain the misunderstanding to the squad leader, I was about to be arrested and thrown into jail to pick up soap
"You don't have the guts, do you?" Seeing that I didn't take any action, the squad leader had a hint of sarcasm on his lips.
The monitor pointed to the pocket of my jeans, "Then what is this?"
"Because it was Shu Zhe's own idea to give you sleeping pills, and it has nothing to do with me! I'm a gentleman..."
"The natural gas is over here. Please change into your slippers." The squad leader pointed to the direction of the kitchen and took out a suitable pair of slippers from the shoe cabinet.
Eh? I didn’t expect the monitor would say that! The tone and expression when I said this were a little bit self-defeating. I have condoms in my pants pocket. Is this such a big blow to you
However, the soft cat ears on the top of the head are still dangling here and there like dogtail grass...
"Who?" the monitor asked a little annoyed.
In addition, the cat's ears were also trembling. Maybe the grilled fish in the food bowl was snatched away? The person who did such a thing is so disgusting!
The condom Shu Zhe just gave me was placed inside, and under the tight band of fabric, the unique ring-shaped ridges of the condom were exposed.
The condom Shu Zhe just gave me was placed inside, and under the tight band of fabric, the unique ring-shaped ridges of the condom were exposed.
"I drank sleeping pills and fell asleep. Why didn't you do something to me?"
"you… "
"Eh?"
At this time, Shu Zhe couldn't help it anymore. He covered his mouth and smiled: "Sister, your ears..."
As soon as he said these two words, someone knocked on the door again.
Shu Zhe, who couldn't get in, knocked on the door.
Eager to defend myself, I blurted out:
At this time, Shu Zhe couldn't help it anymore. He covered his mouth and smiled: "Sister, your ears..."
"Your brother gave this to me! I didn't bring it!"
Shu Zhe continued to add insult to injury: "Sister! Not only that, Brother Ye Lin also forced me to give you sleeping pills and planned to invade you while you were sleeping! Look, didn't he lock me out? Fortunately, I deliberately kept it to myself. Only by taking sleeping pills can my sister wake up early!"
"Squad leader, calm down." I said, "Please think about it carefully. If I become a beast, I don't need sleeping pills based on your strength."
"Didn't you just check it?"
The squad leader also felt that the other party was suspicious, but no matter what, he never thought that the problem was in his head.
The squad leader sneered, "You mean, even now, you can invade me with brute force? Then why don't you come?"
Don't, don't issue an eviction order! You look like you want to break up with me! I've never dated you at all! In addition, I will return the fish in the food bowl to you!
Although I argue like this, I know that under this situation, it is not very convincing.
The monitor tried his best to remain polite and closed the door.
"Test the natural gas safety to see if there is any leakage... "
It didn't take long for the middle-aged man to complete the test, but he always unconsciously looked at the monitor's dangling cat ears.
I suddenly realized that Shu Zhe had deliberately lowered the dose of sleeping pills so that the squad leader could wake up early and catch me, the current criminal, so that he could shift the responsibility
The purpose of all this is to divert the monitor's anger and make me his scapegoat! This damned fifth place in the provincial Mathematical Olympiad competition, you used all your cleverness here!
Don't, don't issue an eviction order! You look like you want to break up with me! I've never dated you at all! In addition, I will return the fish in the food bowl to you!
Thinking about it carefully, since I can make the squad leader wake up by shaking her with my hands, if I can't bear it anymore and pounce directly on her, the other movement range is quite large. Maybe the squad leader will wake up before the official start. Are you coming
The squad leader also felt that the other party was suspicious, but no matter what, he never thought that the problem was in his head.
"Oh, it's a standard hose, there's no leakage..."
how? Just like the squad leader has a special way to tie his shoelaces when riding a bicycle, does the squad leader also have a unique personal wearing style for his underwear? After an unsuspecting person takes it off, he can't put it back on? It’s really an obsessive-compulsive disorder that permeates every aspect of life!
If two people were caught naked, I would be dead! If by chance, the distance between our bodies was only 0.03 millimeters, I would have died even more miserably, and probably not even a whole body would be left.
The condom Shu Zhe just gave me was placed inside, and under the tight band of fabric, the unique ring-shaped ridges of the condom were exposed.
So to sum up, Shu Zhe originally planned to harm me when he asked me to come to his house! He clearly knew that even if he took nude photos of the monitor, he would not be able to threaten the monitor with this. The monitor never resorted to threats!
"Eh?"
"Hey, I never said I wanted to blow Shu Zhe's anus! He framed me!"
So to sum up, Shu Zhe originally planned to harm me when he asked me to come to his house! He clearly knew that even if he took nude photos of the monitor, he would not be able to threaten the monitor with this. The monitor never resorted to threats!
"Open the door! We are from the gas company!"
The unaware squad leader was a little surprised when he saw the other party staring at him for a few seconds, but he didn't take it seriously.
"Eh?"
Damn it, Shu Zhe, your ability to complain first is already incredible! Her ability to lie is as good as Xiaoqin's, and she's a hundred times more vicious!
Is it so rare for a pretty girl to wear cat ears? After you guys return to the gas company, you will definitely publicize it (there is a beautiful girl with cat ears living in such and such building in such and such a building). Then there will be an inexplicable increase in the number of people who come to the squad leader's house to check the gas!
"Eh?"
As for giving me a condom, he had ulterior motives! Even if I didn't use it at all, it now becomes evidence that I have bad intentions!
"I'm sorry, please don't be angry, the fish will be returned to you..."
The monitor couldn't open the door for them.
The squad leader sneered, "You mean, even now, you can invade me with brute force? Then why don't you come?"
The purpose of all this is to divert the monitor's anger and make me his scapegoat! This damned fifth place in the provincial Mathematical Olympiad competition, you used all your cleverness here!
What the hell! Six gas company employees, all of whom were men, were piled up in front of the squad leader's house. They were afraid that they would not be close enough to get a glimpse of them.
The squad leader sneered, "You mean, even now, you can invade me with brute force? Then why don't you come?"
I don't know if it was the aftereffects of the sleeping pills. The squad leader put his hand on his forehead and bit his lips, as if he had a headache and was suffering from inner torment.
Although I argue like this, I know that under this situation, it is not very convincing.
The monitor couldn't open the door for them.
"Squad leader, calm down." I said, "Please think about it carefully. If I become a beast, I don't need sleeping pills based on your strength."
"You don't have the guts, do you?" Seeing that I didn't take any action, the squad leader had a hint of sarcasm on his lips.
"No, no problem," the middle-aged man replied guiltily. He squeezed his colleague with his back and said goodbye: "I'll come back next month... no, next week. Natural gas safety cannot be ignored. !”
As expected, the squad leader was trembling with anger.
Don't, don't issue an eviction order! You look like you want to break up with me! I've never dated you at all! In addition, I will return the fish in the food bowl to you!
The squad leader sneered, "You mean, even now, you can invade me with brute force? Then why don't you come?"
Although I argue like this, I know that under this situation, it is not very convincing.
Hearing the word "chrysanthemum" come out of his brother's mouth, the squad leader raised his eyebrows and cast a questioning look at him.
Seeing me hesitate for a moment, the monitor's dark eyes darkened.
A rough male voice spoke outside the security door.
"Squad leader, calm down." I said, "Please think about it carefully. If I become a beast, I don't need sleeping pills based on your strength."
A rough male voice spoke outside the security door.
Eh? I didn’t expect the monitor would say that! The tone and expression when I said this were a little bit self-defeating. I have condoms in my pants pocket. Is this such a big blow to you
"You lied to me and said that you would help Xiaozhe improve his sports performance, but in the end... you asked him to do that kind of thing! You also said that you wanted to... explode Xiaozhe's anus!? How could your desire be so perverted!"
The monitor couldn't open the door for them.
Who is planning on your brother? It took a lot of effort to convince Xiong Yaoyue that I was not gay, but now it was the monitor's turn to doubt my sexual orientation!
"That... sister! I was forced! I was really forced! Brother Ye Lin said that if I didn't dress up as a transvestite to help him make money, he would break my legs! And... he would also explode my vagina chrysanthemum!!"
At this time, Shu Zhe couldn't help it anymore. He covered his mouth and smiled: "Sister, your ears..."
The squad leader also felt that the other party was suspicious, but no matter what, he never thought that the problem was in his head.
"I'm sorry, please don't be angry, the fish will be returned to you..."
"You don't have the guts, do you?" Seeing that I didn't take any action, the squad leader had a hint of sarcasm on his lips.
"Eh?"
I don't know if it was the aftereffects of the sleeping pills. The squad leader put his hand on his forehead and bit his lips, as if he had a headache and was suffering from inner torment.
As soon as he said these two words, someone knocked on the door again.
"The natural gas is over here. Please change into your slippers." The squad leader pointed to the direction of the kitchen and took out a suitable pair of slippers from the shoe cabinet.
"you liar!"
Then, the sarcasm at the corner of his mouth disappeared and turned into some indescribable sadness and disappointment.
"Why… "
"Why… "
The squad leader also felt that the other party was suspicious, but no matter what, he never thought that the problem was in his head.
"You think that if you violate me, I will definitely call the police. You will lose more than you gain, so you settle for the next best thing and let Xiaozhe pretend to be me... You are very calm, calmer than me. You can get faster by calmly comparing |The price you have to pay for feeling harmonious..."
"Eh?"
Then, the sarcasm at the corner of his mouth disappeared and turned into some indescribable sadness and disappointment.
"Eh?"
"Eh?"
Eager to defend myself, I blurted out:
"you liar!"
"The natural gas is over here. Please change into your slippers." The squad leader pointed to the direction of the kitchen and took out a suitable pair of slippers from the shoe cabinet.
Damn it! I was originally thinking that after I was locked up, the monitor would be kind enough to bring me food!
"I'm not as calm as you...just go."
"Is what Xiaozhe said true?"
Seeing me hesitate for a moment, the monitor's dark eyes darkened.
He must have heard me shaking and woke up the squad leader, and he was afraid that I would take all the responsibility away from him, so he made such a statement.
"Open the door! We are from the gas company!"
"Is there any problem?" the monitor asked the middle-aged man who used a pen-like object to "test" while shaking his cat ears.
Don't, don't issue an eviction order! You look like you want to break up with me! I've never dated you at all! In addition, I will return the fish in the food bowl to you!
The monitor pointed to the pocket of my jeans, "Then what is this?"
The squad leader opened the locked bedroom door. Outside the door, Shu Zhe was waiting anxiously for the result. He was surprised when he saw his sister with cat ears striding out. I gave Shu Zhe a fierce wink and finally made him hold back. Laugh out loud.
The condom Shu Zhe just gave me was placed inside, and under the tight band of fabric, the unique ring-shaped ridges of the condom were exposed.
"No, no problem," the middle-aged man replied guiltily. He squeezed his colleague with his back and said goodbye: "I'll come back next month... no, next week. Natural gas safety cannot be ignored. !”
The condom Shu Zhe just gave me was placed inside, and under the tight band of fabric, the unique ring-shaped ridges of the condom were exposed.
At this time, there was a sudden knock on the door. The squad leader stood up from the bed and planned to open the door. After taking a few steps, he stopped, turned around and said to me sadly:
The middle-aged man said in a routine, but when he saw the monitor who came to open the door and a pair of cat ears on his black hair, he was stunned for a long time.
"Eh?"
"I'm sorry, please don't be angry, the fish will be returned to you..."
"I will close the main valve before going to bed every day." The monitor said proudly.
"You don't have the guts, do you?" Seeing that I didn't take any action, the squad leader had a hint of sarcasm on his lips.
Or are people outside actually here to arrest me? My killing of Tie Xian finally came to light. The police car was waiting downstairs. Before I could explain the misunderstanding to the squad leader, I was about to be arrested and thrown into jail to pick up soap
Don't, don't issue an eviction order! You look like you want to break up with me! I've never dated you at all! In addition, I will return the fish in the food bowl to you!
"Ye Lin, if you come to me for anything, at least let my brother go!"
"Besides, even though Shu Zhe looks like you when he puts on the wig, he's not you after all. Why should I use a knockoff..."
The squad leader also felt that the other party was suspicious, but no matter what, he never thought that the problem was in his head.
The unaware squad leader was a little surprised when he saw the other party staring at him for a few seconds, but he didn't take it seriously.
Who is planning on your brother? It took a lot of effort to convince Xiong Yaoyue that I was not gay, but now it was the monitor's turn to doubt my sexual orientation!
Thinking about it carefully, since I can make the squad leader wake up by shaking her with my hands, if I can't bear it anymore and pounce directly on her, the other movement range is quite large. Maybe the squad leader will wake up before the official start. Are you coming
Although I argue like this, I know that under this situation, it is not very convincing.
The monitor tried his best to remain polite and closed the door.
So to sum up, Shu Zhe originally planned to harm me when he asked me to come to his house! He clearly knew that even if he took nude photos of the monitor, he would not be able to threaten the monitor with this. The monitor never resorted to threats!
After the interruption from the gas company, the anger that the monitor had just gathered was a bit lost, but she still stared at me, as if she was waiting for me to apologize.
"Well... I didn't have all the tools just now. I want to do a comprehensive one this time... "
The squad leader opened the locked bedroom door. Outside the door, Shu Zhe was waiting anxiously for the result. He was surprised when he saw his sister with cat ears striding out. I gave Shu Zhe a fierce wink and finally made him hold back. Laugh out loud.
A rough male voice spoke outside the security door.
how? Just like the squad leader has a special way to tie his shoelaces when riding a bicycle, does the squad leader also have a unique personal wearing style for his underwear? After an unsuspecting person takes it off, he can't put it back on? It’s really an obsessive-compulsive disorder that permeates every aspect of life!
After sending away the testing personnel, the monitor looked at Shu Zhe and I standing in the living room, and started to get angry again.
Shu Zhe, who couldn't get in, knocked on the door.
Hearing the word "chrysanthemum" come out of his brother's mouth, the squad leader raised his eyebrows and cast a questioning look at him.
If two people were caught naked, I would be dead! If by chance, the distance between our bodies was only 0.03 millimeters, I would have died even more miserably, and probably not even a whole body would be left.
"Well... I didn't have all the tools just now. I want to do a comprehensive one this time... "
"Oh, it's a standard hose, there's no leakage..."
"Open the door! We are from the gas company!"
If two people were caught naked, I would be dead! If by chance, the distance between our bodies was only 0.03 millimeters, I would have died even more miserably, and probably not even a whole body would be left.
Eager to defend myself, I blurted out:
"Oh, it's a standard hose, there's no leakage..."
Stop lying! What comprehensive monitoring! It's obviously the cat's ears who formed a group to watch the squad leader!
A rough male voice spoke outside the security door.
As expected, the squad leader was trembling with anger.
Seeing me hesitate for a moment, the monitor's dark eyes darkened.
"I'm sorry, please don't be angry, the fish will be returned to you..."
"Who?" the monitor asked a little annoyed.
"Is what Xiaozhe said true?"
I don't know if it was the aftereffects of the sleeping pills. The squad leader put his hand on his forehead and bit his lips, as if he had a headache and was suffering from inner torment.
I couldn't help but feel uneasy. The gas company, second only to checking water meters and delivering express delivery, is one of the three major ways to eliminate the public enemies of the people! Could it be that in addition to video chatting with people, Shu Zhe also spread any anti-government remarks online
The monitor tried his best to remain polite and closed the door.
However, the soft cat ears on the top of the head are still dangling here and there like dogtail grass...
"You don't have to be so cautious..." After the middle-aged man asked the monitor to sign a test form, he turned around and left.
Or are people outside actually here to arrest me? My killing of Tie Xian finally came to light. The police car was waiting downstairs. Before I could explain the misunderstanding to the squad leader, I was about to be arrested and thrown into jail to pick up soap
"Squad leader, calm down." I said, "Please think about it carefully. If I become a beast, I don't need sleeping pills based on your strength."
Or are people outside actually here to arrest me? My killing of Tie Xian finally came to light. The police car was waiting downstairs. Before I could explain the misunderstanding to the squad leader, I was about to be arrested and thrown into jail to pick up soap
It didn't take long for the middle-aged man to complete the test, but he always unconsciously looked at the monitor's dangling cat ears.
Shu Zhe continued to add insult to injury: "Sister! Not only that, Brother Ye Lin also forced me to give you sleeping pills and planned to invade you while you were sleeping! Look, didn't he lock me out? Fortunately, I deliberately kept it to myself. Only by taking sleeping pills can my sister wake up early!"
Damn it! I was originally thinking that after I was locked up, the monitor would be kind enough to bring me food!
"From the gas company."
It didn't take long for the middle-aged man to complete the test, but he always unconsciously looked at the monitor's dangling cat ears.
The squad leader sneered, "You mean, even now, you can invade me with brute force? Then why don't you come?"
"Eh?"
The purpose of all this is to divert the monitor's anger and make me his scapegoat! This damned fifth place in the provincial Mathematical Olympiad competition, you used all your cleverness here!
Then, the sarcasm at the corner of his mouth disappeared and turned into some indescribable sadness and disappointment.
However, it turned out that I was overly concerned. The middle-aged man who came in was a real gas company employee, wearing blue work clothes and holding a tool box in his hand.
Or are people outside actually here to arrest me? My killing of Tie Xian finally came to light. The police car was waiting downstairs. Before I could explain the misunderstanding to the squad leader, I was about to be arrested and thrown into jail to pick up soap
"From the gas company."
In addition, the cat's ears were also trembling. Maybe the grilled fish in the food bowl was snatched away? The person who did such a thing is so disgusting!
Damn it, Shu Zhe, your ability to complain first is already incredible! Her ability to lie is as good as Xiaoqin's, and she's a hundred times more vicious!
After the interruption from the gas company, the anger that the monitor had just gathered was a bit lost, but she still stared at me, as if she was waiting for me to apologize.
"Because it was Shu Zhe's own idea to give you sleeping pills, and it has nothing to do with me! I'm a gentleman..."
The condom Shu Zhe just gave me was placed inside, and under the tight band of fabric, the unique ring-shaped ridges of the condom were exposed.
"Test the natural gas safety to see if there is any leakage... "
Ah, no, I accidentally said some of the real thoughts in my mind. If I think about the conversation just now, wouldn't it be the same as saying: "Even if I want to blow my asshole, I'm going to blow your asshole, monitor!"
The monitor couldn't open the door for them.
The middle-aged man said in a routine, but when he saw the monitor who came to open the door and a pair of cat ears on his black hair, he was stunned for a long time.
Thinking about it carefully, since I can make the squad leader wake up by shaking her with my hands, if I can't bear it anymore and pounce directly on her, the other movement range is quite large. Maybe the squad leader will wake up before the official start. Are you coming
Shu Zhe, who couldn't get in, knocked on the door.
The unaware squad leader was a little surprised when he saw the other party staring at him for a few seconds, but he didn't take it seriously.
I suddenly realized that Shu Zhe had deliberately lowered the dose of sleeping pills so that the squad leader could wake up early and catch me, the current criminal, so that he could shift the responsibility
Eh? I didn’t expect the monitor would say that! The tone and expression when I said this were a little bit self-defeating. I have condoms in my pants pocket. Is this such a big blow to you
"Ye Lin, if you come to me for anything, at least let my brother go!"
It seemed like there was more than one voice.
"The natural gas is over here. Please change into your slippers." The squad leader pointed to the direction of the kitchen and took out a suitable pair of slippers from the shoe cabinet.
So to sum up, Shu Zhe originally planned to harm me when he asked me to come to his house! He clearly knew that even if he took nude photos of the monitor, he would not be able to threaten the monitor with this. The monitor never resorted to threats!
If two people were caught naked, I would be dead! If by chance, the distance between our bodies was only 0.03 millimeters, I would have died even more miserably, and probably not even a whole body would be left.
The other five people were whispering and staring at the monitor, with their main focus on the monitor's cat ears.
"Ye Lin, if you come to me for anything, at least let my brother go!"
The unaware squad leader was a little surprised when he saw the other party staring at him for a few seconds, but he didn't take it seriously.
Stop lying! What comprehensive monitoring! It's obviously the cat's ears who formed a group to watch the squad leader!
When the monitor leaned over to pick up the slippers, his cat ears swayed up and down. The middle-aged man frowned and looked over the monitor's head at Shu Zhe and I standing in the living room.
If two people were caught naked, I would be dead! If by chance, the distance between our bodies was only 0.03 millimeters, I would have died even more miserably, and probably not even a whole body would be left.
The squad leader opened the locked bedroom door. Outside the door, Shu Zhe was waiting anxiously for the result. He was surprised when he saw his sister with cat ears striding out. I gave Shu Zhe a fierce wink and finally made him hold back. Laugh out loud.
"Because it was Shu Zhe's own idea to give you sleeping pills, and it has nothing to do with me! I'm a gentleman..."
Shu Zhe continued to add insult to injury: "Sister! Not only that, Brother Ye Lin also forced me to give you sleeping pills and planned to invade you while you were sleeping! Look, didn't he lock me out? Fortunately, I deliberately kept it to myself. Only by taking sleeping pills can my sister wake up early!"
Shu Zhe continued to add insult to injury: "Sister! Not only that, Brother Ye Lin also forced me to give you sleeping pills and planned to invade you while you were sleeping! Look, didn't he lock me out? Fortunately, I deliberately kept it to myself. Only by taking sleeping pills can my sister wake up early!"
Seeing that neither Shu Zhe nor I explained the plan of the cat ears, the middle-aged man nodded with no meaning. Maybe he thought that for a girl of the squad leader's age, cat ears were an ordinary headwear, and he would not be able to keep up with it as he got older. It's time.
"Test the natural gas safety to see if there is any leakage... "
"You lied to me and said that you would help Xiaozhe improve his sports performance, but in the end... you asked him to do that kind of thing! You also said that you wanted to... explode Xiaozhe's anus!? How could your desire be so perverted!"
The monitor tried his best to remain polite and closed the door.
"I'm sorry, please don't be angry, the fish will be returned to you..."
Seeing me hesitate for a moment, the monitor's dark eyes darkened.
As expected, the squad leader was trembling with anger.
Shu Zhe, who couldn't get in, knocked on the door.
Ah, no, I accidentally said some of the real thoughts in my mind. If I think about the conversation just now, wouldn't it be the same as saying: "Even if I want to blow my asshole, I'm going to blow your asshole, monitor!"
"Oh, it's a standard hose, there's no leakage..."
"Because it was Shu Zhe's own idea to give you sleeping pills, and it has nothing to do with me! I'm a gentleman..."
When the monitor leaned over to pick up the slippers, his cat ears swayed up and down. The middle-aged man frowned and looked over the monitor's head at Shu Zhe and I standing in the living room.
After sending away the testing personnel, the monitor looked at Shu Zhe and I standing in the living room, and started to get angry again.
It didn't take long for the middle-aged man to complete the test, but he always unconsciously looked at the monitor's dangling cat ears.
"Test the natural gas safety to see if there is any leakage... "
"I'm sorry, please don't be angry, the fish will be returned to you..."
"You don't have the guts, do you?" Seeing that I didn't take any action, the squad leader had a hint of sarcasm on his lips.
However, the soft cat ears on the top of the head are still dangling here and there like dogtail grass...
In addition, the cat's ears were also trembling. Maybe the grilled fish in the food bowl was snatched away? The person who did such a thing is so disgusting!
"I will close the main valve before going to bed every day." The monitor said proudly.
At this time, Shu Zhe couldn't help it anymore. He covered his mouth and smiled: "Sister, your ears..."
The monitor pointed to the pocket of my jeans, "Then what is this?"
The squad leader, who was originally wondering why he suddenly fell asleep, suddenly woke up and immediately touched the laces of his underwear through his clothes. He found that there was no sign of being violated, and he breathed a sigh of relief.
"I..." It's impossible to take the blame for Shu Zhe, but I have to word my words carefully in order to reach an agreement with the reserve of words I just thought of. Otherwise, Shu Zhe and I will push back and forth, and finally the truth will be revealed, and the squad leader should The two of us packed up together.
"Open the door! We are from the gas company!"
"I will close the main valve before going to bed every day." The monitor said proudly.
"Sister, don't listen to his nonsense!!"
"You don't have to be so cautious..." After the middle-aged man asked the monitor to sign a test form, he turned around and left.
"Open the door! We are from the gas company!"
I couldn't help but feel uneasy. The gas company, second only to checking water meters and delivering express delivery, is one of the three major ways to eliminate the public enemies of the people! Could it be that in addition to video chatting with people, Shu Zhe also spread any anti-government remarks online
"Oh, it's a standard hose, there's no leakage..."
"Open the door! We are from the gas company!"
"Open the door! We are from the gas company!"
Or are people outside actually here to arrest me? My killing of Tie Xian finally came to light. The police car was waiting downstairs. Before I could explain the misunderstanding to the squad leader, I was about to be arrested and thrown into jail to pick up soap
At this time, there was a sudden knock on the door. The squad leader stood up from the bed and planned to open the door. After taking a few steps, he stopped, turned around and said to me sadly:
After sending away the testing personnel, the monitor looked at Shu Zhe and I standing in the living room, and started to get angry again.
"you… "
Is it so rare for a pretty girl to wear cat ears? After you guys return to the gas company, you will definitely publicize it (there is a beautiful girl with cat ears living in such and such building in such and such a building). Then there will be an inexplicable increase in the number of people who come to the squad leader's house to check the gas!
The monitor tried his best to remain polite and closed the door.
Stop lying! What comprehensive monitoring! It's obviously the cat's ears who formed a group to watch the squad leader!
"You don't have to be so cautious..." After the middle-aged man asked the monitor to sign a test form, he turned around and left.
Seeing me hesitate for a moment, the monitor's dark eyes darkened.
Eager to defend myself, I blurted out:
"you… "
Who is planning on your brother? It took a lot of effort to convince Xiong Yaoyue that I was not gay, but now it was the monitor's turn to doubt my sexual orientation!
how? Just like the squad leader has a special way to tie his shoelaces when riding a bicycle, does the squad leader also have a unique personal wearing style for his underwear? After an unsuspecting person takes it off, he can't put it back on? It’s really an obsessive-compulsive disorder that permeates every aspect of life!
"Why… "
Seeing me hesitate for a moment, the monitor's dark eyes darkened.
As soon as he said these two words, someone knocked on the door again.
Then, the sarcasm at the corner of his mouth disappeared and turned into some indescribable sadness and disappointment.
As for giving me a condom, he had ulterior motives! Even if I didn't use it at all, it now becomes evidence that I have bad intentions!
The condom Shu Zhe just gave me was placed inside, and under the tight band of fabric, the unique ring-shaped ridges of the condom were exposed.
"You lied to me and said that you would help Xiaozhe improve his sports performance, but in the end... you asked him to do that kind of thing! You also said that you wanted to... explode Xiaozhe's anus!? How could your desire be so perverted!"
He must have heard me shaking and woke up the squad leader, and he was afraid that I would take all the responsibility away from him, so he made such a statement.
I don't know if it was the aftereffects of the sleeping pills. The squad leader put his hand on his forehead and bit his lips, as if he had a headache and was suffering from inner torment.
"Eh?"
"Who?" the monitor asked a little annoyed.
"Your brother gave this to me! I didn't bring it!"
"you liar!"
"Eh?"
The squad leader, who was originally wondering why he suddenly fell asleep, suddenly woke up and immediately touched the laces of his underwear through his clothes. He found that there was no sign of being violated, and he breathed a sigh of relief.
The monitor pointed to the pocket of my jeans, "Then what is this?"
The unaware squad leader was a little surprised when he saw the other party staring at him for a few seconds, but he didn't take it seriously.
"You lied to me and said that you would help Xiaozhe improve his sports performance, but in the end... you asked him to do that kind of thing! You also said that you wanted to... explode Xiaozhe's anus!? How could your desire be so perverted!"
In addition, the cat's ears were also trembling. Maybe the grilled fish in the food bowl was snatched away? The person who did such a thing is so disgusting!
"From the gas company."
As soon as he said these two words, someone knocked on the door again.
Although I argue like this, I know that under this situation, it is not very convincing.
The middle-aged man said in a routine, but when he saw the monitor who came to open the door and a pair of cat ears on his black hair, he was stunned for a long time.
Stop lying! What comprehensive monitoring! It's obviously the cat's ears who formed a group to watch the squad leader!
"Besides, even though Shu Zhe looks like you when he puts on the wig, he's not you after all. Why should I use a knockoff..."
"From the gas company."
"Squad leader, calm down." I said, "Please think about it carefully. If I become a beast, I don't need sleeping pills based on your strength."
It seemed like there was more than one voice.
As expected, the squad leader was trembling with anger.
I couldn't help but feel uneasy. The gas company, second only to checking water meters and delivering express delivery, is one of the three major ways to eliminate the public enemies of the people! Could it be that in addition to video chatting with people, Shu Zhe also spread any anti-government remarks online
Then, the sarcasm at the corner of his mouth disappeared and turned into some indescribable sadness and disappointment.
The squad leader also felt that the other party was suspicious, but no matter what, he never thought that the problem was in his head.
As soon as he said these two words, someone knocked on the door again.
"Ye Lin, if you come to me for anything, at least let my brother go!"
"Sister, don't listen to his nonsense!!"
"Well... I didn't have all the tools just now. I want to do a comprehensive one this time... "
"Didn't you just check it?"
"you liar!"
What the hell! Six gas company employees, all of whom were men, were piled up in front of the squad leader's house. They were afraid that they would not be close enough to get a glimpse of them.
"Well... I didn't have all the tools just now. I want to do a comprehensive one this time... "
Thinking about it carefully, since I can make the squad leader wake up by shaking her with my hands, if I can't bear it anymore and pounce directly on her, the other movement range is quite large. Maybe the squad leader will wake up before the official start. Are you coming
It didn't take long for the middle-aged man to complete the test, but he always unconsciously looked at the monitor's dangling cat ears.
I really want to apologize like this!
He must have heard me shaking and woke up the squad leader, and he was afraid that I would take all the responsibility away from him, so he made such a statement.
Eager to defend myself, I blurted out:
The monitor pointed to the pocket of my jeans, "Then what is this?"
The monitor couldn't open the door for them.
The monitor couldn't open the door for them.
"Who?" the monitor asked a little annoyed.
"Is what Xiaozhe said true?"
The squad leader, who was originally wondering why he suddenly fell asleep, suddenly woke up and immediately touched the laces of his underwear through his clothes. He found that there was no sign of being violated, and he breathed a sigh of relief.
Shu Zhe suddenly started crying and howling outside the door.
It didn't take long for the middle-aged man to complete the test, but he always unconsciously looked at the monitor's dangling cat ears.
What the hell! Six gas company employees, all of whom were men, were piled up in front of the squad leader's house. They were afraid that they would not be close enough to get a glimpse of them.
Who is planning on your brother? It took a lot of effort to convince Xiong Yaoyue that I was not gay, but now it was the monitor's turn to doubt my sexual orientation!
However, the soft cat ears on the top of the head are still dangling here and there like dogtail grass...
The middle-aged man who had been here once pretended to take out a pen-like object, without even entering the door, and was monitoring the air in a serious manner.
"Well... I didn't have all the tools just now. I want to do a comprehensive one this time... "
When the monitor leaned over to pick up the slippers, his cat ears swayed up and down. The middle-aged man frowned and looked over the monitor's head at Shu Zhe and I standing in the living room.
The other five people were whispering and staring at the monitor, with their main focus on the monitor's cat ears.
"You think that if you violate me, I will definitely call the police. You will lose more than you gain, so you settle for the next best thing and let Xiaozhe pretend to be me... You are very calm, calmer than me. You can get faster by calmly comparing |The price you have to pay for feeling harmonious..."
The squad leader sneered, "You mean, even now, you can invade me with brute force? Then why don't you come?"
However, the soft cat ears on the top of the head are still dangling here and there like dogtail grass...
A rough male voice spoke outside the security door.
"I'm sorry, please don't be angry, the fish will be returned to you..."
Stop lying! What comprehensive monitoring! It's obviously the cat's ears who formed a group to watch the squad leader!
I couldn't help but feel uneasy. The gas company, second only to checking water meters and delivering express delivery, is one of the three major ways to eliminate the public enemies of the people! Could it be that in addition to video chatting with people, Shu Zhe also spread any anti-government remarks online
The monitor tried his best to remain polite and closed the door.
Ah, no, I accidentally said some of the real thoughts in my mind. If I think about the conversation just now, wouldn't it be the same as saying: "Even if I want to blow my asshole, I'm going to blow your asshole, monitor!"
"That... sister! I was forced! I was really forced! Brother Ye Lin said that if I didn't dress up as a transvestite to help him make money, he would break my legs! And... he would also explode my vagina chrysanthemum!!"
Shu Zhe, who couldn't get in, knocked on the door.
The monitor pointed to the pocket of my jeans, "Then what is this?"
What the hell! Six gas company employees, all of whom were men, were piled up in front of the squad leader's house. They were afraid that they would not be close enough to get a glimpse of them.
Is it so rare for a pretty girl to wear cat ears? After you guys return to the gas company, you will definitely publicize it (there is a beautiful girl with cat ears living in such and such building in such and such a building). Then there will be an inexplicable increase in the number of people who come to the squad leader's house to check the gas!
When the monitor leaned over to pick up the slippers, his cat ears swayed up and down. The middle-aged man frowned and looked over the monitor's head at Shu Zhe and I standing in the living room.
The squad leader sneered, "You mean, even now, you can invade me with brute force? Then why don't you come?"
"I'm sorry, please don't be angry, the fish will be returned to you..."
Then, the sarcasm at the corner of his mouth disappeared and turned into some indescribable sadness and disappointment.
When the monitor leaned over to pick up the slippers, his cat ears swayed up and down. The middle-aged man frowned and looked over the monitor's head at Shu Zhe and I standing in the living room.
"Well... I didn't have all the tools just now. I want to do a comprehensive one this time... "
The squad leader also felt that the other party was suspicious, but no matter what, he never thought that the problem was in his head.
So to sum up, Shu Zhe originally planned to harm me when he asked me to come to his house! He clearly knew that even if he took nude photos of the monitor, he would not be able to threaten the monitor with this. The monitor never resorted to threats!
"You don't have the guts, do you?" Seeing that I didn't take any action, the squad leader had a hint of sarcasm on his lips.
"You think that if you violate me, I will definitely call the police. You will lose more than you gain, so you settle for the next best thing and let Xiaozhe pretend to be me... You are very calm, calmer than me. You can get faster by calmly comparing |The price you have to pay for feeling harmonious..."
"You don't have the guts, do you?" Seeing that I didn't take any action, the squad leader had a hint of sarcasm on his lips.
Seeing that neither Shu Zhe nor I explained the plan of the cat ears, the middle-aged man nodded with no meaning. Maybe he thought that for a girl of the squad leader's age, cat ears were an ordinary headwear, and he would not be able to keep up with it as he got older. It's time.
Shu Zhe suddenly started crying and howling outside the door.
Is it so rare for a pretty girl to wear cat ears? After you guys return to the gas company, you will definitely publicize it (there is a beautiful girl with cat ears living in such and such building in such and such a building). Then there will be an inexplicable increase in the number of people who come to the squad leader's house to check the gas!
At this time, there was a sudden knock on the door. The squad leader stood up from the bed and planned to open the door. After taking a few steps, he stopped, turned around and said to me sadly:
"Is there any problem?" the monitor asked the middle-aged man who used a pen-like object to "test" while shaking his cat ears.
"Why… "
Shu Zhe continued to add insult to injury: "Sister! Not only that, Brother Ye Lin also forced me to give you sleeping pills and planned to invade you while you were sleeping! Look, didn't he lock me out? Fortunately, I deliberately kept it to myself. Only by taking sleeping pills can my sister wake up early!"
Shu Zhe continued to add insult to injury: "Sister! Not only that, Brother Ye Lin also forced me to give you sleeping pills and planned to invade you while you were sleeping! Look, didn't he lock me out? Fortunately, I deliberately kept it to myself. Only by taking sleeping pills can my sister wake up early!"
"you… "
Stop lying! What comprehensive monitoring! It's obviously the cat's ears who formed a group to watch the squad leader!
When the monitor leaned over to pick up the slippers, his cat ears swayed up and down. The middle-aged man frowned and looked over the monitor's head at Shu Zhe and I standing in the living room.
"No, no problem," the middle-aged man replied guiltily. He squeezed his colleague with his back and said goodbye: "I'll come back next month... no, next week. Natural gas safety cannot be ignored. !”
"Why… "
"Squad leader, calm down." I said, "Please think about it carefully. If I become a beast, I don't need sleeping pills based on your strength."
At this time, Shu Zhe couldn't help it anymore. He covered his mouth and smiled: "Sister, your ears..."
The monitor tried his best to remain polite and closed the door.
The condom Shu Zhe just gave me was placed inside, and under the tight band of fabric, the unique ring-shaped ridges of the condom were exposed.
As for giving me a condom, he had ulterior motives! Even if I didn't use it at all, it now becomes evidence that I have bad intentions!
"I drank sleeping pills and fell asleep. Why didn't you do something to me?"
If two people were caught naked, I would be dead! If by chance, the distance between our bodies was only 0.03 millimeters, I would have died even more miserably, and probably not even a whole body would be left.
Seeing me hesitate for a moment, the monitor's dark eyes darkened.
After the interruption from the gas company, the anger that the monitor had just gathered was a bit lost, but she still stared at me, as if she was waiting for me to apologize.
The unaware squad leader was a little surprised when he saw the other party staring at him for a few seconds, but he didn't take it seriously.
"Sister, don't listen to his nonsense!!"
"Open the door! We are from the gas company!"
"you… "
I suddenly realized that Shu Zhe had deliberately lowered the dose of sleeping pills so that the squad leader could wake up early and catch me, the current criminal, so that he could shift the responsibility
"Besides, even though Shu Zhe looks like you when he puts on the wig, he's not you after all. Why should I use a knockoff..."
It seemed like there was more than one voice.
I couldn't help but feel uneasy. The gas company, second only to checking water meters and delivering express delivery, is one of the three major ways to eliminate the public enemies of the people! Could it be that in addition to video chatting with people, Shu Zhe also spread any anti-government remarks online
"I'm sorry, please don't be angry, the fish will be returned to you..."
It didn't take long for the middle-aged man to complete the test, but he always unconsciously looked at the monitor's dangling cat ears.
The condom Shu Zhe just gave me was placed inside, and under the tight band of fabric, the unique ring-shaped ridges of the condom were exposed.
Seeing me hesitate for a moment, the monitor's dark eyes darkened.
However, it turned out that I was overly concerned. The middle-aged man who came in was a real gas company employee, wearing blue work clothes and holding a tool box in his hand.
I really want to apologize like this!
"Eh?"
"Hey, I never said I wanted to blow Shu Zhe's anus! He framed me!"
The squad leader, who was originally wondering why he suddenly fell asleep, suddenly woke up and immediately touched the laces of his underwear through his clothes. He found that there was no sign of being violated, and he breathed a sigh of relief.
Stop lying! What comprehensive monitoring! It's obviously the cat's ears who formed a group to watch the squad leader!
The squad leader sneered, "You mean, even now, you can invade me with brute force? Then why don't you come?"
At this time, Shu Zhe couldn't help it anymore. He covered his mouth and smiled: "Sister, your ears..."
"Well... I didn't have all the tools just now. I want to do a comprehensive one this time... "
The purpose of all this is to divert the monitor's anger and make me his scapegoat! This damned fifth place in the provincial Mathematical Olympiad competition, you used all your cleverness here!
The squad leader, who was originally wondering why he suddenly fell asleep, suddenly woke up and immediately touched the laces of his underwear through his clothes. He found that there was no sign of being violated, and he breathed a sigh of relief.