To organize a field trip to Cuisong Mountain, we must first count the number of participants. After making a round of phone calls, the squad leader and I looked at each other, as if we were waiting for the other to notify Xiaoqin.
"Um... classmate Ye Lin, I just learned a new recipe and couldn't wait to make it for classmate Ye Lin, so I came to your house... I didn't answer your call just now because I wanted to give you a surprise... "
"Sister Xiaoqin must have gone to take a shower!" Shu Zhe next to him said very experiencedly. He is indeed someone who has had several girlfriends.
"Your mobile phone still has power. It's up to you to call Xiaoqin and ask her if she wants to participate."
The monitor's glare seemed to say: "Isn't it possible that Uncle Ye and Aunt Ren will remarry? In that case, you and Xiaoqin will be brothers and sisters, and it would be most appropriate for you to inform them!"
It’s so nostalgic! I had to climb that hillside because you forced me with sharp branches! And after climbing to the top, nine times out of ten, you will kick me down and watch me roll down the hill!
I muttered "Hmm," and went to check my bedroom to see if Xiaoqin had discovered the H-comics I had hidden under the bed.
Although I was skeptical about Xiao Qin's new recipe, I was attracted by the fragrance in the air and sat down behind the dining table.
My eyes said: "Since it is an event organized by you, monitor, it is only natural that you should notify it, right? The people I just informed you of were all boys!"
"I like it!" Xiao Qin replied without hesitation, "Classmate Ye Lin, have you forgotten? When we were young, the two of us often went to climb the mountain together behind the shipyard. What a nostalgic day..."
"Want to use my phone to charge you?"
I don’t know if it’s due to the exposure to water vapor in the kitchen, but the crook of the elbow also shows a tender pink color, and it really feels like “it looks good and tastes good”.
I originally planned to call Xiaoqin after I got home, but I didn't expect that the door opened by itself as soon as I walked to the door of my house.
I muttered "Hmm," and went to check my bedroom to see if Xiaoqin had discovered the H-comics I had hidden under the bed.
It’s so nostalgic! I had to climb that hillside because you forced me with sharp branches! And after climbing to the top, nine times out of ten, you will kick me down and watch me roll down the hill!
I originally planned to call Xiaoqin after I got home, but I didn't expect that the door opened by itself as soon as I walked to the door of my house.
As a result, the class monitor’s cell phone ran out of battery because he made many calls to contact his classmates.
"Ah! The pot is boiling! I have to go to the kitchen!"
Xiaoqin pinched the lower edge of her white apron and asked with a mixture of shyness and excitement:
"You're not playing with me, you're playing with everyone else." I corrected her.
And are these eggs still edible? Why is there a thing that turns into a zombie immediately after eating it
Eh? Was it my father who let you in? What about others
"Ah! The pot is boiling! I have to go to the kitchen!"
What's so arrogant! It's obviously an old mobile phone used by Shu Zhe. You don't want to give up the precious power, so I'll just keep it for myself!
When I opened the fresh-keeping layer of the refrigerator, what I saw was two rows of damaged eggs in the egg trough! !
"Want to use my phone to charge you?"
Xiao Qin quickly turned around and ran towards the kitchen, causing the apron tie to sway around her waist, like a white butterfly.
Note: The one exception among the ten times was when I planned to take advantage of Xiaoqin by taking advantage of her distraction and kicked her butt from behind, but she dodged it! I didn't have a good balance and fell down, and my fall was even worse than usual!
They also asked me to choose eggs with similar expressions based on my mood at the time... What would happen to me that would make me laugh miserably and burst into tears from my eyes!
I didn't ask why you came to my house. What I asked was how did you get into my house? Is it from the window again? Are the balcony windows not closed tightly
What's strange is that Xiaoqin's mobile phone, which usually gets through easily, now shows that no one is answering.
"Hey, hey, don't stare at me like that! It makes me feel bad! And why don't you taste the food you cooked first? Do you want to test the poison on me?"
Xiaoqin twisted her face and said proudly:
I raised the yellow wind monster's mobile phone generously, intending to hand it over. This domestic knock-off phone has not yet been able to get my hands on the squad leader's favorite phone, so I looked eager to try it.
What's strange is that Xiaoqin's mobile phone, which usually gets through easily, now shows that no one is answering.
I shook my head vigorously to get rid of all the random thoughts in my mind.
"Is that so?" Xiaoqin's expression was a little disappointed, but in an instant, stars began to twinkle in her eyes again, "However, since we have to stay in the scenic spot for a day and a night, we can definitely find a chance to be alone together, right? "
When I saw that the caller ID was Amy, I immediately picked up the call at the dinner table.
"Damn servant! Where are you? I'm going to find you!"
"No need." The monitor's white mobile phone looked like a pure lady, as if she was rejecting me from a thousand miles away.
And Xiaoqin, wearing an apron and smiling broadly, stood in the living room to greet me.
What do I do with this? Why do you look like a newlywed wife welcoming her husband after get off work? And how did you open the door and enter my house
I didn't ask why you came to my house. What I asked was how did you get into my house? Is it from the window again? Are the balcony windows not closed tightly
What's so arrogant! It's obviously an old mobile phone used by Shu Zhe. You don't want to give up the precious power, so I'll just keep it for myself!
"I'm really a genius!"
Obviously you don’t want to be a light bulb for me and Xiaoqin! Dad, you must have been bribed by Xiaoqin! Are you my dad or her dad
"Your mobile phone still has power. It's up to you to call Xiaoqin and ask her if she wants to participate."
I originally planned to call Xiaoqin after I got home, but I didn't expect that the door opened by itself as soon as I walked to the door of my house.
"They didn't come in through the window! It was the kind-hearted Uncle Ye who opened the door for them!"
"Is that so?" Xiaoqin's expression was a little disappointed, but in an instant, stars began to twinkle in her eyes again, "However, since we have to stay in the scenic spot for a day and a night, we can definitely find a chance to be alone together, right? "
In addition, my sheets are much smoother than usual, as if someone had arranged them specially for me.
"Want to use my phone to charge you?"
After a bumpy ride on Suburban Bus 23, I felt a little thirsty, so I opened the refrigerator door and planned to get a bottle of drink out, but unexpectedly I saw a very horrifying scene.
I repeated the call three times and it still looked like this. I couldn't help but feel a little puzzled.
It's not that I don't want to call Xiaoqin, but Xiaoqin's ringtone is "Marry the Big Big Wolf". I heard a French media report: Watching "Pleasant Goat" often lowers your IQ. I think listening to this song too many times may have done some damage to my IQ.
Then he looked at me eagerly, with an indescribable smile of satisfaction, and gave me a piece of glutinous rice chicken roll.
"Who would hold you to sleep! We are staying in a hotel converted from a dormitory. There probably is no double bed at all, and there must be boys in a room with boys, and girls in a room with girls!"
I didn't ask why you came to my house. What I asked was how did you get into my house? Is it from the window again? Are the balcony windows not closed tightly
What's strange is that Xiaoqin's mobile phone, which usually gets through easily, now shows that no one is answering.
"Xiao Qin, do you like climbing mountains?"
"Who would hold you to sleep! We are staying in a hotel converted from a dormitory. There probably is no double bed at all, and there must be boys in a room with boys, and girls in a room with girls!"
I originally planned to call Xiaoqin after I got home, but I didn't expect that the door opened by itself as soon as I walked to the door of my house.
I repeated the call three times and it still looked like this. I couldn't help but feel a little puzzled.
"Want to use my phone to charge you?"
Ah, why do I have the illusion that my philandering husband is having an affair outside? I obviously didn't do anything!
Damn, what a terrible picture! I hope it's just my speculation and it hasn't happened in the real world!
Then he looked at me eagerly, with an indescribable smile of satisfaction, and gave me a piece of glutinous rice chicken roll.
"Ah! The pot is boiling! I have to go to the kitchen!"
"Ah! The pot is boiling! I have to go to the kitchen!"
"Sister Xiaoqin must have gone to take a shower!" Shu Zhe next to him said very experiencedly. He is indeed someone who has had several girlfriends.
"Your mobile phone still has power. It's up to you to call Xiaoqin and ask her if she wants to participate."
Xiaoqin twisted her face and said proudly:
"Classmate Ye Lin, am I very good?" Xiao Qin was not ashamed, but asked proudly, "After I opened the refrigerator, I found so many blank 'canvases' here, so I couldn't hold back and just acted as I pleased. After a while…”
The cardboard box under the bed showed no signs of being moved, but my sweat-smelling tight vest was placed on a hanger, and the placement was a little subtle.
"Your mobile phone still has power. It's up to you to call Xiaoqin and ask her if she wants to participate."
"Who would hold you to sleep! We are staying in a hotel converted from a dormitory. There probably is no double bed at all, and there must be boys in a room with boys, and girls in a room with girls!"
Eh? Was it my father who let you in? What about others
"Dang-dang-dang! Thank you for your hard work, classmate Ye Lin! Welcome home!"
After getting off the Jiao No. 23 bus, I said goodbye to my squad leader, brother and sister, and walked home by myself.
When did she go back to the young woman mode waiting for her husband to come home? And I didn’t go to work today. I went to a scientific happiness seminar with Gong Caicai in the morning, and went to a special education school with the monitor in the afternoon...
The monitor's glare seemed to say: "Isn't it possible that Uncle Ye and Aunt Ren will remarry? In that case, you and Xiaoqin will be brothers and sisters, and it would be most appropriate for you to inform them!"
What's strange is that Xiaoqin's mobile phone, which usually gets through easily, now shows that no one is answering.
Then he looked at me eagerly, with an indescribable smile of satisfaction, and gave me a piece of glutinous rice chicken roll.
"I like it!" Xiao Qin replied without hesitation, "Classmate Ye Lin, have you forgotten? When we were young, the two of us often went to climb the mountain together behind the shipyard. What a nostalgic day..."
The cardboard box under the bed showed no signs of being moved, but my sweat-smelling tight vest was placed on a hanger, and the placement was a little subtle.
And Xiaoqin, wearing an apron and smiling broadly, stood in the living room to greet me.
I originally planned to call Xiaoqin after I got home, but I didn't expect that the door opened by itself as soon as I walked to the door of my house.
"Hello? What do you want from me?"
To organize a field trip to Cuisong Mountain, we must first count the number of participants. After making a round of phone calls, the squad leader and I looked at each other, as if we were waiting for the other to notify Xiaoqin.
Xiaoqin pinched the lower edge of her white apron and asked with a mixture of shyness and excitement:
When I saw that the caller ID was Amy, I immediately picked up the call at the dinner table.
"In this way, when classmate Ye Lin wants to eat eggs, he can choose eggs with corresponding expressions based on his mood at that time!"
As a result, the class monitor’s cell phone ran out of battery because he made many calls to contact his classmates.
"Damn servant! Where are you? I'm going to find you!"
And Xiaoqin, wearing an apron and smiling broadly, stood in the living room to greet me.
Damn, what a terrible picture! I hope it's just my speculation and it hasn't happened in the real world!
"Hey, hey, don't stare at me like that! It makes me feel bad! And why don't you taste the food you cooked first? Do you want to test the poison on me?"
Xiaoqin twisted her face and said proudly:
"Dang-dang-dang! Thank you for your hard work, classmate Ye Lin! Welcome home!"
"Classmate Ye Lin, the glutinous rice chicken rolls in the steamer are about to be cooked. Do you want to eat the chicken rolls first, or... do you want to eat me first?"
"Classmate Ye Lin, my mother is not home for dinner today. I originally planned to cook a lot of food to eat with classmate Ye Lin and Uncle Ye, but Uncle Ye suddenly said that he had to go out for something and asked me to look after the house for him. After dinner, Classmate Ye Lin and I can just eat together..."
As a result, the class monitor’s cell phone ran out of battery because he made many calls to contact his classmates.
My eyes said: "Since it is an event organized by you, monitor, it is only natural that you should notify it, right? The people I just informed you of were all boys!"
I repeated the call three times and it still looked like this. I couldn't help but feel a little puzzled.
"Sister Xiaoqin must have gone to take a shower!" Shu Zhe next to him said very experiencedly. He is indeed someone who has had several girlfriends.
Then he looked at me eagerly, with an indescribable smile of satisfaction, and gave me a piece of glutinous rice chicken roll.
"No need." The monitor's white mobile phone looked like a pure lady, as if she was rejecting me from a thousand miles away.
What do I do with this? Why do you look like a newlywed wife welcoming her husband after get off work? And how did you open the door and enter my house
Xiaoqin pinched the lower edge of her white apron and asked with a mixture of shyness and excitement:
"Classmate Ye Lin misunderstood~~~~" Xiao Qin said in a long voice, "I just think it's hard for classmate Ye Lin to work outside, so I just want to serve classmate Ye Lin and take the first bite..."
To organize a field trip to Cuisong Mountain, we must first count the number of participants. After making a round of phone calls, the squad leader and I looked at each other, as if we were waiting for the other to notify Xiaoqin.
"Sister Xiaoqin must have gone to take a shower!" Shu Zhe next to him said very experiencedly. He is indeed someone who has had several girlfriends.
When did she go back to the young woman mode waiting for her husband to come home? And I didn’t go to work today. I went to a scientific happiness seminar with Gong Caicai in the morning, and went to a special education school with the monitor in the afternoon...
When I opened the fresh-keeping layer of the refrigerator, what I saw was two rows of damaged eggs in the egg trough! !
"Ah! The pot is boiling! I have to go to the kitchen!"
Xiaoqin used a red pen to draw grimaces on every egg. Some were crying, some were laughing, some were angry, some were in a daze, some were sleep deprived, and some were inexplicable. In short, these eggs that were supposed to be put into the pot were all covered with grimaces. "Teacher Celery" is personified! !
"Um... classmate Ye Lin, I just learned a new recipe and couldn't wait to make it for classmate Ye Lin, so I came to your house... I didn't answer your call just now because I wanted to give you a surprise... "
"Classmate Ye Lin misunderstood~~~~" Xiao Qin said in a long voice, "I just think it's hard for classmate Ye Lin to work outside, so I just want to serve classmate Ye Lin and take the first bite..."
"Hey, hey, don't stare at me like that! It makes me feel bad! And why don't you taste the food you cooked first? Do you want to test the poison on me?"
I didn't ask why you came to my house. What I asked was how did you get into my house? Is it from the window again? Are the balcony windows not closed tightly
"Hey, hey, don't stare at me like that! It makes me feel bad! And why don't you taste the food you cooked first? Do you want to test the poison on me?"
I originally planned to call Xiaoqin after I got home, but I didn't expect that the door opened by itself as soon as I walked to the door of my house.
"I like it!" Xiao Qin replied without hesitation, "Classmate Ye Lin, have you forgotten? When we were young, the two of us often went to climb the mountain together behind the shipyard. What a nostalgic day..."
Note: The one exception among the ten times was when I planned to take advantage of Xiaoqin by taking advantage of her distraction and kicked her butt from behind, but she dodged it! I didn't have a good balance and fell down, and my fall was even worse than usual!
Damn, what a terrible picture! I hope it's just my speculation and it hasn't happened in the real world!
In addition, my sheets are much smoother than usual, as if someone had arranged them specially for me.
I couldn't help but picture Xiaoqin lying on my bed after her father went out, putting my vest under her nose and sniffing desperately, twisting her body and murmuring excitedly:
Xiaoqin pinched the lower edge of her white apron and asked with a mixture of shyness and excitement:
"Damn servant! Where are you? I'm going to find you!"
In addition, my sheets are much smoother than usual, as if someone had arranged them specially for me.
"Um... classmate Ye Lin, I just learned a new recipe and couldn't wait to make it for classmate Ye Lin, so I came to your house... I didn't answer your call just now because I wanted to give you a surprise... "
Xiaoqin obviously noticed the subtle change in my expression (to some extent, it was close to the anthropomorphic eggs in the refrigerator), so she quickly stopped talking and stopped mentioning the mountain climbing together when we were children.
"Um... classmate Ye Lin, I just learned a new recipe and couldn't wait to make it for classmate Ye Lin, so I came to your house... I didn't answer your call just now because I wanted to give you a surprise... "
"Hey, hey, don't stare at me like that! It makes me feel bad! And why don't you taste the food you cooked first? Do you want to test the poison on me?"
"Classmate Ye Lin, the glutinous rice chicken rolls in the steamer are about to be cooked. Do you want to eat the chicken rolls first, or... do you want to eat me first?"
The cardboard box under the bed showed no signs of being moved, but my sweat-smelling tight vest was placed on a hanger, and the placement was a little subtle.
Xiaoqin pinched the lower edge of her white apron and asked with a mixture of shyness and excitement:
"They didn't come in through the window! It was the kind-hearted Uncle Ye who opened the door for them!"
The afternoon sunlight shines into the living room through the balcony. Against the backdrop of two jade bracelets, Xiaoqin's arms look particularly textured.
After a bumpy ride on Suburban Bus 23, I felt a little thirsty, so I opened the refrigerator door and planned to get a bottle of drink out, but unexpectedly I saw a very horrifying scene.
"You're not playing with me, you're playing with everyone else." I corrected her.
"Uncle Ye, I heard that I was going to come in to cook dinner for classmate Ye Lin. He happily let me in and praised me for being more beautiful than when I was a child!"
"In this way, when classmate Ye Lin wants to eat eggs, he can choose eggs with corresponding expressions based on his mood at that time!"
I don’t know if it’s due to the exposure to water vapor in the kitchen, but the crook of the elbow also shows a tender pink color, and it really feels like “it looks good and tastes good”.
"The smell of classmate Ye Lin..."
What do I do with this? Why do you look like a newlywed wife welcoming her husband after get off work? And how did you open the door and enter my house
"Sister Xiaoqin must have gone to take a shower!" Shu Zhe next to him said very experiencedly. He is indeed someone who has had several girlfriends.
"Want to use my phone to charge you?"
"They didn't come in through the window! It was the kind-hearted Uncle Ye who opened the door for them!"
I didn't ask why you came to my house. What I asked was how did you get into my house? Is it from the window again? Are the balcony windows not closed tightly
I shook my head vigorously to get rid of all the random thoughts in my mind.
When did she go back to the young woman mode waiting for her husband to come home? And I didn’t go to work today. I went to a scientific happiness seminar with Gong Caicai in the morning, and went to a special education school with the monitor in the afternoon...
"I like it!" Xiao Qin replied without hesitation, "Classmate Ye Lin, have you forgotten? When we were young, the two of us often went to climb the mountain together behind the shipyard. What a nostalgic day..."
"Hello? What do you want from me?"
As a result, the class monitor’s cell phone ran out of battery because he made many calls to contact his classmates.
Xiaoqin obviously noticed the subtle change in my expression (to some extent, it was close to the anthropomorphic eggs in the refrigerator), so she quickly stopped talking and stopped mentioning the mountain climbing together when we were children.
"Who wants to eat you! It doesn't look delicious!" I said duplicitously, "Did I warn you earlier that if you enter the house through the window in the future, you will be fired from your girlfriend's position?"
Eh? Was it my father who let you in? What about others
"No need." The monitor's white mobile phone looked like a pure lady, as if she was rejecting me from a thousand miles away.
"Classmate Ye Lin, the glutinous rice chicken rolls in the steamer are about to be cooked. Do you want to eat the chicken rolls first, or... do you want to eat me first?"
The monitor's glare seemed to say: "Isn't it possible that Uncle Ye and Aunt Ren will remarry? In that case, you and Xiaoqin will be brothers and sisters, and it would be most appropriate for you to inform them!"
Your sister is a genius! Not to mention that your painting skills are not up to par, but you used water-based pens to draw these expressions, plus my refrigerator is a bit frosty, and the result is - all anthropomorphic eggs, regardless of whether they are originally crying or laughing. , and now blood and tears are oozing from the eyes, it’s even scarier than the filming of Liao Zhai!
Xiaoqin twisted her face and said proudly:
"Hmm, the squad leader is going to organize a field trip to Cuisong Mountain for everyone. We will probably stay one night and come back the next day - do you plan to participate?"
"Who would hold you to sleep! We are staying in a hotel converted from a dormitory. There probably is no double bed at all, and there must be boys in a room with boys, and girls in a room with girls!"
And Xiaoqin, wearing an apron and smiling broadly, stood in the living room to greet me.
"Classmate Ye Lin, the glutinous rice chicken rolls in the steamer are about to be cooked. Do you want to eat the chicken rolls first, or... do you want to eat me first?"
The afternoon sunlight shines into the living room through the balcony. Against the backdrop of two jade bracelets, Xiaoqin's arms look particularly textured.
And Xiaoqin, wearing an apron and smiling broadly, stood in the living room to greet me.
Watching Xiaoqin busy in my kitchen with a hint of clumsiness, I suddenly remembered that I should tell Xiaoqin that the class was going to organize a field trip.
"They didn't come in through the window! It was the kind-hearted Uncle Ye who opened the door for them!"
Xiaoqin's eyes suddenly lit up. She held a colander in one hand and a pot lid in the other. She just wished she couldn't wave her hands widely to express her inner excitement.
Damn, what a terrible picture! I hope it's just my speculation and it hasn't happened in the real world!
"Hey, hey, don't stare at me like that! It makes me feel bad! And why don't you taste the food you cooked first? Do you want to test the poison on me?"
Xiaoqin twisted her face and said proudly:
"Classmate Ye Lin, the meal is ready! It's time to serve!" Xiaoqin called me in the living room, and the sound of placing dishes and chopsticks on the dining table was heard at the same time.
"Uncle Ye, I heard that I was going to come in to cook dinner for classmate Ye Lin. He happily let me in and praised me for being more beautiful than when I was a child!"
Eh? Was it my father who let you in? What about others
Damn, what a terrible picture! I hope it's just my speculation and it hasn't happened in the real world!
To organize a field trip to Cuisong Mountain, we must first count the number of participants. After making a round of phone calls, the squad leader and I looked at each other, as if we were waiting for the other to notify Xiaoqin.
Watching Xiaoqin busy in my kitchen with a hint of clumsiness, I suddenly remembered that I should tell Xiaoqin that the class was going to organize a field trip.
After getting off the Jiao No. 23 bus, I said goodbye to my squad leader, brother and sister, and walked home by myself.
In addition, my sheets are much smoother than usual, as if someone had arranged them specially for me.
They also asked me to choose eggs with similar expressions based on my mood at the time... What would happen to me that would make me laugh miserably and burst into tears from my eyes!
What do I do with this? Why do you look like a newlywed wife welcoming her husband after get off work? And how did you open the door and enter my house
"Uncle Ye, I heard that I was going to come in to cook dinner for classmate Ye Lin. He happily let me in and praised me for being more beautiful than when I was a child!"
Damn, what a terrible picture! I hope it's just my speculation and it hasn't happened in the real world!
"You're not playing with me, you're playing with everyone else." I corrected her.
My eyes said: "Since it is an event organized by you, monitor, it is only natural that you should notify it, right? The people I just informed you of were all boys!"
"Classmate Ye Lin, the glutinous rice chicken rolls in the steamer are about to be cooked. Do you want to eat the chicken rolls first, or... do you want to eat me first?"
"Xiao Qin, do you like climbing mountains?"
Damn, what a terrible picture! I hope it's just my speculation and it hasn't happened in the real world!
What's strange is that Xiaoqin's mobile phone, which usually gets through easily, now shows that no one is answering.
Xiao Qin quickly turned around and ran towards the kitchen, causing the apron tie to sway around her waist, like a white butterfly.
This unprincipled dad, you clearly said that it would be difficult for Xiaoqin, who used to be a tomboy, to get married when she grows up! As a result, do you say nice things to someone’s face when they come? Or are you feeling guilty for having slept with someone else's mother, so you are trying your best to please Xiaoqin
After a bumpy ride on Suburban Bus 23, I felt a little thirsty, so I opened the refrigerator door and planned to get a bottle of drink out, but unexpectedly I saw a very horrifying scene.
Although I was skeptical about Xiao Qin's new recipe, I was attracted by the fragrance in the air and sat down behind the dining table.
Xiaoqin obviously noticed the subtle change in my expression (to some extent, it was close to the anthropomorphic eggs in the refrigerator), so she quickly stopped talking and stopped mentioning the mountain climbing together when we were children.
"Classmate Ye Lin, my mother is not home for dinner today. I originally planned to cook a lot of food to eat with classmate Ye Lin and Uncle Ye, but Uncle Ye suddenly said that he had to go out for something and asked me to look after the house for him. After dinner, Classmate Ye Lin and I can just eat together..."
"Um... classmate Ye Lin, I just learned a new recipe and couldn't wait to make it for classmate Ye Lin, so I came to your house... I didn't answer your call just now because I wanted to give you a surprise... "
And are these eggs still edible? Why is there a thing that turns into a zombie immediately after eating it
"Is that so?" Xiaoqin's expression was a little disappointed, but in an instant, stars began to twinkle in her eyes again, "However, since we have to stay in the scenic spot for a day and a night, we can definitely find a chance to be alone together, right? "
"Who wants to eat you! It doesn't look delicious!" I said duplicitously, "Did I warn you earlier that if you enter the house through the window in the future, you will be fired from your girlfriend's position?"
"Who wants to eat you! It doesn't look delicious!" I said duplicitously, "Did I warn you earlier that if you enter the house through the window in the future, you will be fired from your girlfriend's position?"
Xiaoqin pinched the lower edge of her white apron and asked with a mixture of shyness and excitement:
"Hmm, the squad leader is going to organize a field trip to Cuisong Mountain for everyone. We will probably stay one night and come back the next day - do you plan to participate?"
Obviously you don’t want to be a light bulb for me and Xiaoqin! Dad, you must have been bribed by Xiaoqin! Are you my dad or her dad
"Sister Xiaoqin must have gone to take a shower!" Shu Zhe next to him said very experiencedly. He is indeed someone who has had several girlfriends.
"How could I miss the opportunity to go to the wild with classmate Ye Lin!"
And are these eggs still edible? Why is there a thing that turns into a zombie immediately after eating it
I didn't ask why you came to my house. What I asked was how did you get into my house? Is it from the window again? Are the balcony windows not closed tightly
Your sister is a genius! Not to mention that your painting skills are not up to par, but you used water-based pens to draw these expressions, plus my refrigerator is a bit frosty, and the result is - all anthropomorphic eggs, regardless of whether they are originally crying or laughing. , and now blood and tears are oozing from the eyes, it’s even scarier than the filming of Liao Zhai!
"Hmm, the squad leader is going to organize a field trip to Cuisong Mountain for everyone. We will probably stay one night and come back the next day - do you plan to participate?"
After a bumpy ride on Suburban Bus 23, I felt a little thirsty, so I opened the refrigerator door and planned to get a bottle of drink out, but unexpectedly I saw a very horrifying scene.
The cardboard box under the bed showed no signs of being moved, but my sweat-smelling tight vest was placed on a hanger, and the placement was a little subtle.
It's not that I don't want to call Xiaoqin, but Xiaoqin's ringtone is "Marry the Big Big Wolf". I heard a French media report: Watching "Pleasant Goat" often lowers your IQ. I think listening to this song too many times may have done some damage to my IQ.
Damn, what a terrible picture! I hope it's just my speculation and it hasn't happened in the real world!
"Who would hold you to sleep! We are staying in a hotel converted from a dormitory. There probably is no double bed at all, and there must be boys in a room with boys, and girls in a room with girls!"
No, it's not as scary as "Dad was chopped into eighteen pieces and his body was hidden in the refrigerator." To disappoint everyone, I have no plans to transform into a leading actor in horror movies.
I shook my head vigorously to get rid of all the random thoughts in my mind.
"How could I miss the opportunity to go to the wild with classmate Ye Lin!"
I couldn't help but picture Xiaoqin lying on my bed after her father went out, putting my vest under her nose and sniffing desperately, twisting her body and murmuring excitedly:
When I opened the fresh-keeping layer of the refrigerator, what I saw was two rows of damaged eggs in the egg trough! !
"The smell of classmate Ye Lin..."
Although I was skeptical about Xiao Qin's new recipe, I was attracted by the fragrance in the air and sat down behind the dining table.
"Who would hold you to sleep! We are staying in a hotel converted from a dormitory. There probably is no double bed at all, and there must be boys in a room with boys, and girls in a room with girls!"
They also asked me to choose eggs with similar expressions based on my mood at the time... What would happen to me that would make me laugh miserably and burst into tears from my eyes!
Xiaoqin obviously noticed the subtle change in my expression (to some extent, it was close to the anthropomorphic eggs in the refrigerator), so she quickly stopped talking and stopped mentioning the mountain climbing together when we were children.
After getting off the Jiao No. 23 bus, I said goodbye to my squad leader, brother and sister, and walked home by myself.
I muttered "Hmm," and went to check my bedroom to see if Xiaoqin had discovered the H-comics I had hidden under the bed.
I raised the yellow wind monster's mobile phone generously, intending to hand it over. This domestic knock-off phone has not yet been able to get my hands on the squad leader's favorite phone, so I looked eager to try it.
Xiaoqin used a red pen to draw grimaces on every egg. Some were crying, some were laughing, some were angry, some were in a daze, some were sleep deprived, and some were inexplicable. In short, these eggs that were supposed to be put into the pot were all covered with grimaces. "Teacher Celery" is personified! !
It’s so nostalgic! I had to climb that hillside because you forced me with sharp branches! And after climbing to the top, nine times out of ten, you will kick me down and watch me roll down the hill!
"Besides, I have classmate Ye Lin hugging me to sleep with me at night. I have no other regrets this summer!"
"Classmate Ye Lin, am I very good?" Xiao Qin was not ashamed, but asked proudly, "After I opened the refrigerator, I found so many blank 'canvases' here, so I couldn't hold back and just acted as I pleased. After a while…”
Although I was skeptical about Xiao Qin's new recipe, I was attracted by the fragrance in the air and sat down behind the dining table.
When I opened the fresh-keeping layer of the refrigerator, what I saw was two rows of damaged eggs in the egg trough! !
When I saw that the caller ID was Amy, I immediately picked up the call at the dinner table.
They also asked me to choose eggs with similar expressions based on my mood at the time... What would happen to me that would make me laugh miserably and burst into tears from my eyes!
What do I do with this? Why do you look like a newlywed wife welcoming her husband after get off work? And how did you open the door and enter my house
What's strange is that Xiaoqin's mobile phone, which usually gets through easily, now shows that no one is answering.
My eyes said: "Since it is an event organized by you, monitor, it is only natural that you should notify it, right? The people I just informed you of were all boys!"
Your sister is a genius! Not to mention that your painting skills are not up to par, but you used water-based pens to draw these expressions, plus my refrigerator is a bit frosty, and the result is - all anthropomorphic eggs, regardless of whether they are originally crying or laughing. , and now blood and tears are oozing from the eyes, it’s even scarier than the filming of Liao Zhai!
"In this way, when classmate Ye Lin wants to eat eggs, he can choose eggs with corresponding expressions based on his mood at that time!"
"Hmm, the squad leader is going to organize a field trip to Cuisong Mountain for everyone. We will probably stay one night and come back the next day - do you plan to participate?"
What do I do with this? Why do you look like a newlywed wife welcoming her husband after get off work? And how did you open the door and enter my house
"Hey, hey, don't stare at me like that! It makes me feel bad! And why don't you taste the food you cooked first? Do you want to test the poison on me?"
"In this way, when classmate Ye Lin wants to eat eggs, he can choose eggs with corresponding expressions based on his mood at that time!"
Watching Xiaoqin busy in my kitchen with a hint of clumsiness, I suddenly remembered that I should tell Xiaoqin that the class was going to organize a field trip.
The cardboard box under the bed showed no signs of being moved, but my sweat-smelling tight vest was placed on a hanger, and the placement was a little subtle.
What's so arrogant! It's obviously an old mobile phone used by Shu Zhe. You don't want to give up the precious power, so I'll just keep it for myself!
"I'm really a genius!"
"Xiao Qin, do you like climbing mountains?"
In addition, my sheets are much smoother than usual, as if someone had arranged them specially for me.
Xiaoqin used a red pen to draw grimaces on every egg. Some were crying, some were laughing, some were angry, some were in a daze, some were sleep deprived, and some were inexplicable. In short, these eggs that were supposed to be put into the pot were all covered with grimaces. "Teacher Celery" is personified! !
"Hmm, the squad leader is going to organize a field trip to Cuisong Mountain for everyone. We will probably stay one night and come back the next day - do you plan to participate?"
I originally planned to call Xiaoqin after I got home, but I didn't expect that the door opened by itself as soon as I walked to the door of my house.
I didn't ask why you came to my house. What I asked was how did you get into my house? Is it from the window again? Are the balcony windows not closed tightly
Your sister is a genius! Not to mention that your painting skills are not up to par, but you used water-based pens to draw these expressions, plus my refrigerator is a bit frosty, and the result is - all anthropomorphic eggs, regardless of whether they are originally crying or laughing. , and now blood and tears are oozing from the eyes, it’s even scarier than the filming of Liao Zhai!
Ah, why do I have the illusion that my philandering husband is having an affair outside? I obviously didn't do anything!
Damn, what a terrible picture! I hope it's just my speculation and it hasn't happened in the real world!
I shook my head vigorously to get rid of all the random thoughts in my mind.
They also asked me to choose eggs with similar expressions based on my mood at the time... What would happen to me that would make me laugh miserably and burst into tears from my eyes!
When I saw that the caller ID was Amy, I immediately picked up the call at the dinner table.
What do I do with this? Why do you look like a newlywed wife welcoming her husband after get off work? And how did you open the door and enter my house
The monitor's glare seemed to say: "Isn't it possible that Uncle Ye and Aunt Ren will remarry? In that case, you and Xiaoqin will be brothers and sisters, and it would be most appropriate for you to inform them!"
To organize a field trip to Cuisong Mountain, we must first count the number of participants. After making a round of phone calls, the squad leader and I looked at each other, as if we were waiting for the other to notify Xiaoqin.
"Dang-dang-dang! Thank you for your hard work, classmate Ye Lin! Welcome home!"
"Classmate Ye Lin, the glutinous rice chicken rolls in the steamer are about to be cooked. Do you want to eat the chicken rolls first, or... do you want to eat me first?"
And are these eggs still edible? Why is there a thing that turns into a zombie immediately after eating it
Xiaoqin pinched the lower edge of her white apron and asked with a mixture of shyness and excitement:
Xiaoqin waited until I sat down behind the dining table, then quickly sat down opposite me.
I don’t know if it’s due to the exposure to water vapor in the kitchen, but the crook of the elbow also shows a tender pink color, and it really feels like “it looks good and tastes good”.
"Ah! The pot is boiling! I have to go to the kitchen!"
Damn, what a terrible picture! I hope it's just my speculation and it hasn't happened in the real world!
"How could I miss the opportunity to go to the wild with classmate Ye Lin!"
"The smell of classmate Ye Lin..."
I shook my head vigorously to get rid of all the random thoughts in my mind.
"Who wants to eat you! It doesn't look delicious!" I said duplicitously, "Did I warn you earlier that if you enter the house through the window in the future, you will be fired from your girlfriend's position?"
Xiao Qin quickly turned around and ran towards the kitchen, causing the apron tie to sway around her waist, like a white butterfly.
It's not that I don't want to call Xiaoqin, but Xiaoqin's ringtone is "Marry the Big Big Wolf". I heard a French media report: Watching "Pleasant Goat" often lowers your IQ. I think listening to this song too many times may have done some damage to my IQ.
Ah, why do I have the illusion that my philandering husband is having an affair outside? I obviously didn't do anything!
It's not that I don't want to call Xiaoqin, but Xiaoqin's ringtone is "Marry the Big Big Wolf". I heard a French media report: Watching "Pleasant Goat" often lowers your IQ. I think listening to this song too many times may have done some damage to my IQ.
I didn't ask why you came to my house. What I asked was how did you get into my house? Is it from the window again? Are the balcony windows not closed tightly
And are these eggs still edible? Why is there a thing that turns into a zombie immediately after eating it
Obviously you don’t want to be a light bulb for me and Xiaoqin! Dad, you must have been bribed by Xiaoqin! Are you my dad or her dad
To organize a field trip to Cuisong Mountain, we must first count the number of participants. After making a round of phone calls, the squad leader and I looked at each other, as if we were waiting for the other to notify Xiaoqin.
Watching Xiaoqin busy in my kitchen with a hint of clumsiness, I suddenly remembered that I should tell Xiaoqin that the class was going to organize a field trip.
Xiaoqin pinched the lower edge of her white apron and asked with a mixture of shyness and excitement:
When I saw that the caller ID was Amy, I immediately picked up the call at the dinner table.
No, it's not as scary as "Dad was chopped into eighteen pieces and his body was hidden in the refrigerator." To disappoint everyone, I have no plans to transform into a leading actor in horror movies.
I shook my head vigorously to get rid of all the random thoughts in my mind.
No, it's not as scary as "Dad was chopped into eighteen pieces and his body was hidden in the refrigerator." To disappoint everyone, I have no plans to transform into a leading actor in horror movies.
"Sister Xiaoqin must have gone to take a shower!" Shu Zhe next to him said very experiencedly. He is indeed someone who has had several girlfriends.
"Besides, I have classmate Ye Lin hugging me to sleep with me at night. I have no other regrets this summer!"
"Xiao Qin, do you like climbing mountains?"
"Classmate Ye Lin, the glutinous rice chicken rolls in the steamer are about to be cooked. Do you want to eat the chicken rolls first, or... do you want to eat me first?"
"Who wants to eat you! It doesn't look delicious!" I said duplicitously, "Did I warn you earlier that if you enter the house through the window in the future, you will be fired from your girlfriend's position?"
"I like it!" Xiao Qin replied without hesitation, "Classmate Ye Lin, have you forgotten? When we were young, the two of us often went to climb the mountain together behind the shipyard. What a nostalgic day..."
What's so arrogant! It's obviously an old mobile phone used by Shu Zhe. You don't want to give up the precious power, so I'll just keep it for myself!
Note: The one exception among the ten times was when I planned to take advantage of Xiaoqin by taking advantage of her distraction and kicked her butt from behind, but she dodged it! I didn't have a good balance and fell down, and my fall was even worse than usual!
This unprincipled dad, you clearly said that it would be difficult for Xiaoqin, who used to be a tomboy, to get married when she grows up! As a result, do you say nice things to someone’s face when they come? Or are you feeling guilty for having slept with someone else's mother, so you are trying your best to please Xiaoqin
"How could I miss the opportunity to go to the wild with classmate Ye Lin!"
"Classmate Ye Lin misunderstood~~~~" Xiao Qin said in a long voice, "I just think it's hard for classmate Ye Lin to work outside, so I just want to serve classmate Ye Lin and take the first bite..."
My eyes said: "Since it is an event organized by you, monitor, it is only natural that you should notify it, right? The people I just informed you of were all boys!"
"Besides, I have classmate Ye Lin hugging me to sleep with me at night. I have no other regrets this summer!"
"Classmate Ye Lin misunderstood~~~~" Xiao Qin said in a long voice, "I just think it's hard for classmate Ye Lin to work outside, so I just want to serve classmate Ye Lin and take the first bite..."
It’s so nostalgic! I had to climb that hillside because you forced me with sharp branches! And after climbing to the top, nine times out of ten, you will kick me down and watch me roll down the hill!
"I'm really a genius!"
I couldn't help but picture Xiaoqin lying on my bed after her father went out, putting my vest under her nose and sniffing desperately, twisting her body and murmuring excitedly:
Xiaoqin pinched the lower edge of her white apron and asked with a mixture of shyness and excitement:
"They didn't come in through the window! It was the kind-hearted Uncle Ye who opened the door for them!"
I couldn't help but picture Xiaoqin lying on my bed after her father went out, putting my vest under her nose and sniffing desperately, twisting her body and murmuring excitedly:
"Dang-dang-dang! Thank you for your hard work, classmate Ye Lin! Welcome home!"
They also asked me to choose eggs with similar expressions based on my mood at the time... What would happen to me that would make me laugh miserably and burst into tears from my eyes!
When I opened the fresh-keeping layer of the refrigerator, what I saw was two rows of damaged eggs in the egg trough! !
Note: The one exception among the ten times was when I planned to take advantage of Xiaoqin by taking advantage of her distraction and kicked her butt from behind, but she dodged it! I didn't have a good balance and fell down, and my fall was even worse than usual!
The monitor's glare seemed to say: "Isn't it possible that Uncle Ye and Aunt Ren will remarry? In that case, you and Xiaoqin will be brothers and sisters, and it would be most appropriate for you to inform them!"
Then he looked at me eagerly, with an indescribable smile of satisfaction, and gave me a piece of glutinous rice chicken roll.
"Classmate Ye Lin, my mother is not home for dinner today. I originally planned to cook a lot of food to eat with classmate Ye Lin and Uncle Ye, but Uncle Ye suddenly said that he had to go out for something and asked me to look after the house for him. After dinner, Classmate Ye Lin and I can just eat together..."
"Who would hold you to sleep! We are staying in a hotel converted from a dormitory. There probably is no double bed at all, and there must be boys in a room with boys, and girls in a room with girls!"
Xiaoqin obviously noticed the subtle change in my expression (to some extent, it was close to the anthropomorphic eggs in the refrigerator), so she quickly stopped talking and stopped mentioning the mountain climbing together when we were children.
It’s so nostalgic! I had to climb that hillside because you forced me with sharp branches! And after climbing to the top, nine times out of ten, you will kick me down and watch me roll down the hill!
"Uncle Ye, I heard that I was going to come in to cook dinner for classmate Ye Lin. He happily let me in and praised me for being more beautiful than when I was a child!"
What do I do with this? Why do you look like a newlywed wife welcoming her husband after get off work? And how did you open the door and enter my house
Xiaoqin used a red pen to draw grimaces on every egg. Some were crying, some were laughing, some were angry, some were in a daze, some were sleep deprived, and some were inexplicable. In short, these eggs that were supposed to be put into the pot were all covered with grimaces. "Teacher Celery" is personified! !
It's not that I don't want to call Xiaoqin, but Xiaoqin's ringtone is "Marry the Big Big Wolf". I heard a French media report: Watching "Pleasant Goat" often lowers your IQ. I think listening to this song too many times may have done some damage to my IQ.
This unprincipled dad, you clearly said that it would be difficult for Xiaoqin, who used to be a tomboy, to get married when she grows up! As a result, do you say nice things to someone’s face when they come? Or are you feeling guilty for having slept with someone else's mother, so you are trying your best to please Xiaoqin
"Hmm, the squad leader is going to organize a field trip to Cuisong Mountain for everyone. We will probably stay one night and come back the next day - do you plan to participate?"
The cardboard box under the bed showed no signs of being moved, but my sweat-smelling tight vest was placed on a hanger, and the placement was a little subtle.
When I saw that the caller ID was Amy, I immediately picked up the call at the dinner table.
What do I do with this? Why do you look like a newlywed wife welcoming her husband after get off work? And how did you open the door and enter my house
"Hello? What do you want from me?"
Xiaoqin's eyes suddenly lit up. She held a colander in one hand and a pot lid in the other. She just wished she couldn't wave her hands widely to express her inner excitement.
"Um... classmate Ye Lin, I just learned a new recipe and couldn't wait to make it for classmate Ye Lin, so I came to your house... I didn't answer your call just now because I wanted to give you a surprise... "
I couldn't help but picture Xiaoqin lying on my bed after her father went out, putting my vest under her nose and sniffing desperately, twisting her body and murmuring excitedly:
Although I was skeptical about Xiao Qin's new recipe, I was attracted by the fragrance in the air and sat down behind the dining table.
And are these eggs still edible? Why is there a thing that turns into a zombie immediately after eating it
As a result, the class monitor’s cell phone ran out of battery because he made many calls to contact his classmates.
After a bumpy ride on Suburban Bus 23, I felt a little thirsty, so I opened the refrigerator door and planned to get a bottle of drink out, but unexpectedly I saw a very horrifying scene.
Xiaoqin obviously noticed the subtle change in my expression (to some extent, it was close to the anthropomorphic eggs in the refrigerator), so she quickly stopped talking and stopped mentioning the mountain climbing together when we were children.
I originally planned to call Xiaoqin after I got home, but I didn't expect that the door opened by itself as soon as I walked to the door of my house.
"How could I miss the opportunity to go to the wild with classmate Ye Lin!"
In addition, my sheets are much smoother than usual, as if someone had arranged them specially for me.
The cell phone in his trouser pocket suddenly rang.
"Classmate Ye Lin misunderstood~~~~" Xiao Qin said in a long voice, "I just think it's hard for classmate Ye Lin to work outside, so I just want to serve classmate Ye Lin and take the first bite..."
And Xiaoqin, wearing an apron and smiling broadly, stood in the living room to greet me.
"They didn't come in through the window! It was the kind-hearted Uncle Ye who opened the door for them!"
"You're not playing with me, you're playing with everyone else." I corrected her.
The cell phone in his trouser pocket suddenly rang.
What's so arrogant! It's obviously an old mobile phone used by Shu Zhe. You don't want to give up the precious power, so I'll just keep it for myself!
Watching Xiaoqin busy in my kitchen with a hint of clumsiness, I suddenly remembered that I should tell Xiaoqin that the class was going to organize a field trip.
"Want to use my phone to charge you?"
"You're not playing with me, you're playing with everyone else." I corrected her.
"Hello? What do you want from me?"
"Besides, I have classmate Ye Lin hugging me to sleep with me at night. I have no other regrets this summer!"
"Classmate Ye Lin, am I very good?" Xiao Qin was not ashamed, but asked proudly, "After I opened the refrigerator, I found so many blank 'canvases' here, so I couldn't hold back and just acted as I pleased. After a while…”
"You're not playing with me, you're playing with everyone else." I corrected her.
"Who wants to eat you! It doesn't look delicious!" I said duplicitously, "Did I warn you earlier that if you enter the house through the window in the future, you will be fired from your girlfriend's position?"
"No need." The monitor's white mobile phone looked like a pure lady, as if she was rejecting me from a thousand miles away.
Why didn't you tidy up other areas but the sheets
"Who would hold you to sleep! We are staying in a hotel converted from a dormitory. There probably is no double bed at all, and there must be boys in a room with boys, and girls in a room with girls!"
In addition, my sheets are much smoother than usual, as if someone had arranged them specially for me.
What's so arrogant! It's obviously an old mobile phone used by Shu Zhe. You don't want to give up the precious power, so I'll just keep it for myself!
"Is that so?" Xiaoqin's expression was a little disappointed, but in an instant, stars began to twinkle in her eyes again, "However, since we have to stay in the scenic spot for a day and a night, we can definitely find a chance to be alone together, right? "
I don’t know if it’s due to the exposure to water vapor in the kitchen, but the crook of the elbow also shows a tender pink color, and it really feels like “it looks good and tastes good”.
I raised the yellow wind monster's mobile phone generously, intending to hand it over. This domestic knock-off phone has not yet been able to get my hands on the squad leader's favorite phone, so I looked eager to try it.
Xiaoqin obviously noticed the subtle change in my expression (to some extent, it was close to the anthropomorphic eggs in the refrigerator), so she quickly stopped talking and stopped mentioning the mountain climbing together when we were children.
"Is that so?" Xiaoqin's expression was a little disappointed, but in an instant, stars began to twinkle in her eyes again, "However, since we have to stay in the scenic spot for a day and a night, we can definitely find a chance to be alone together, right? "
When did she go back to the young woman mode waiting for her husband to come home? And I didn’t go to work today. I went to a scientific happiness seminar with Gong Caicai in the morning, and went to a special education school with the monitor in the afternoon...
"Is that so?" Xiaoqin's expression was a little disappointed, but in an instant, stars began to twinkle in her eyes again, "However, since we have to stay in the scenic spot for a day and a night, we can definitely find a chance to be alone together, right? "
The cell phone in his trouser pocket suddenly rang.
I muttered "Hmm," and went to check my bedroom to see if Xiaoqin had discovered the H-comics I had hidden under the bed.
Xiaoqin used a red pen to draw grimaces on every egg. Some were crying, some were laughing, some were angry, some were in a daze, some were sleep deprived, and some were inexplicable. In short, these eggs that were supposed to be put into the pot were all covered with grimaces. "Teacher Celery" is personified! !
Although I was skeptical about Xiao Qin's new recipe, I was attracted by the fragrance in the air and sat down behind the dining table.
Eh? Was it my father who let you in? What about others
"Ah! The pot is boiling! I have to go to the kitchen!"
They also asked me to choose eggs with similar expressions based on my mood at the time... What would happen to me that would make me laugh miserably and burst into tears from my eyes!
"Uncle Ye, I heard that I was going to come in to cook dinner for classmate Ye Lin. He happily let me in and praised me for being more beautiful than when I was a child!"
As a result, the class monitor’s cell phone ran out of battery because he made many calls to contact his classmates.
What's so arrogant! It's obviously an old mobile phone used by Shu Zhe. You don't want to give up the precious power, so I'll just keep it for myself!
The cardboard box under the bed showed no signs of being moved, but my sweat-smelling tight vest was placed on a hanger, and the placement was a little subtle.
Your sister is a genius! Not to mention that your painting skills are not up to par, but you used water-based pens to draw these expressions, plus my refrigerator is a bit frosty, and the result is - all anthropomorphic eggs, regardless of whether they are originally crying or laughing. , and now blood and tears are oozing from the eyes, it’s even scarier than the filming of Liao Zhai!
Xiaoqin used a red pen to draw grimaces on every egg. Some were crying, some were laughing, some were angry, some were in a daze, some were sleep deprived, and some were inexplicable. In short, these eggs that were supposed to be put into the pot were all covered with grimaces. "Teacher Celery" is personified! !
And Xiaoqin, wearing an apron and smiling broadly, stood in the living room to greet me.
Eh? Was it my father who let you in? What about others
In addition, my sheets are much smoother than usual, as if someone had arranged them specially for me.
When I opened the fresh-keeping layer of the refrigerator, what I saw was two rows of damaged eggs in the egg trough! !
When did she go back to the young woman mode waiting for her husband to come home? And I didn’t go to work today. I went to a scientific happiness seminar with Gong Caicai in the morning, and went to a special education school with the monitor in the afternoon...
It's not that I don't want to call Xiaoqin, but Xiaoqin's ringtone is "Marry the Big Big Wolf". I heard a French media report: Watching "Pleasant Goat" often lowers your IQ. I think listening to this song too many times may have done some damage to my IQ.
I originally planned to call Xiaoqin after I got home, but I didn't expect that the door opened by itself as soon as I walked to the door of my house.
"Hello? What do you want from me?"
Watching Xiaoqin busy in my kitchen with a hint of clumsiness, I suddenly remembered that I should tell Xiaoqin that the class was going to organize a field trip.
Why didn't you tidy up other areas but the sheets
What's so arrogant! It's obviously an old mobile phone used by Shu Zhe. You don't want to give up the precious power, so I'll just keep it for myself!
The afternoon sunlight shines into the living room through the balcony. Against the backdrop of two jade bracelets, Xiaoqin's arms look particularly textured.
This unprincipled dad, you clearly said that it would be difficult for Xiaoqin, who used to be a tomboy, to get married when she grows up! As a result, do you say nice things to someone’s face when they come? Or are you feeling guilty for having slept with someone else's mother, so you are trying your best to please Xiaoqin
Your sister is a genius! Not to mention that your painting skills are not up to par, but you used water-based pens to draw these expressions, plus my refrigerator is a bit frosty, and the result is - all anthropomorphic eggs, regardless of whether they are originally crying or laughing. , and now blood and tears are oozing from the eyes, it’s even scarier than the filming of Liao Zhai!
I couldn't help but picture Xiaoqin lying on my bed after her father went out, putting my vest under her nose and sniffing desperately, twisting her body and murmuring excitedly:
What do I do with this? Why do you look like a newlywed wife welcoming her husband after get off work? And how did you open the door and enter my house
"They didn't come in through the window! It was the kind-hearted Uncle Ye who opened the door for them!"
Ah, why do I have the illusion that my philandering husband is having an affair outside? I obviously didn't do anything!
"The smell of classmate Ye Lin..."
My eyes said: "Since it is an event organized by you, monitor, it is only natural that you should notify it, right? The people I just informed you of were all boys!"
"Hello? What do you want from me?"
"The smell of classmate Ye Lin..."
To organize a field trip to Cuisong Mountain, we must first count the number of participants. After making a round of phone calls, the squad leader and I looked at each other, as if we were waiting for the other to notify Xiaoqin.
My eyes said: "Since it is an event organized by you, monitor, it is only natural that you should notify it, right? The people I just informed you of were all boys!"
"Ah! The pot is boiling! I have to go to the kitchen!"
Damn, what a terrible picture! I hope it's just my speculation and it hasn't happened in the real world!
"Dang-dang-dang! Thank you for your hard work, classmate Ye Lin! Welcome home!"
Xiaoqin obviously noticed the subtle change in my expression (to some extent, it was close to the anthropomorphic eggs in the refrigerator), so she quickly stopped talking and stopped mentioning the mountain climbing together when we were children.
"You're not playing with me, you're playing with everyone else." I corrected her.
It’s so nostalgic! I had to climb that hillside because you forced me with sharp branches! And after climbing to the top, nine times out of ten, you will kick me down and watch me roll down the hill!
"I like it!" Xiao Qin replied without hesitation, "Classmate Ye Lin, have you forgotten? When we were young, the two of us often went to climb the mountain together behind the shipyard. What a nostalgic day..."
What's strange is that Xiaoqin's mobile phone, which usually gets through easily, now shows that no one is answering.
"Classmate Ye Lin, the meal is ready! It's time to serve!" Xiaoqin called me in the living room, and the sound of placing dishes and chopsticks on the dining table was heard at the same time.
Xiaoqin used a red pen to draw grimaces on every egg. Some were crying, some were laughing, some were angry, some were in a daze, some were sleep deprived, and some were inexplicable. In short, these eggs that were supposed to be put into the pot were all covered with grimaces. "Teacher Celery" is personified! !
After a bumpy ride on Suburban Bus 23, I felt a little thirsty, so I opened the refrigerator door and planned to get a bottle of drink out, but unexpectedly I saw a very horrifying scene.
"Hey, hey, don't stare at me like that! It makes me feel bad! And why don't you taste the food you cooked first? Do you want to test the poison on me?"
Although I was skeptical about Xiao Qin's new recipe, I was attracted by the fragrance in the air and sat down behind the dining table.
"Ah! The pot is boiling! I have to go to the kitchen!"
Xiaoqin waited until I sat down behind the dining table, then quickly sat down opposite me.
Xiaoqin waited until I sat down behind the dining table, then quickly sat down opposite me.
"Besides, I have classmate Ye Lin hugging me to sleep with me at night. I have no other regrets this summer!"
This unprincipled dad, you clearly said that it would be difficult for Xiaoqin, who used to be a tomboy, to get married when she grows up! As a result, do you say nice things to someone’s face when they come? Or are you feeling guilty for having slept with someone else's mother, so you are trying your best to please Xiaoqin
The afternoon sunlight shines into the living room through the balcony. Against the backdrop of two jade bracelets, Xiaoqin's arms look particularly textured.
The cell phone in his trouser pocket suddenly rang.
"Classmate Ye Lin, am I very good?" Xiao Qin was not ashamed, but asked proudly, "After I opened the refrigerator, I found so many blank 'canvases' here, so I couldn't hold back and just acted as I pleased. After a while…”
"Sister Xiaoqin must have gone to take a shower!" Shu Zhe next to him said very experiencedly. He is indeed someone who has had several girlfriends.
I didn't ask why you came to my house. What I asked was how did you get into my house? Is it from the window again? Are the balcony windows not closed tightly
Then he looked at me eagerly, with an indescribable smile of satisfaction, and gave me a piece of glutinous rice chicken roll.
As a result, the class monitor’s cell phone ran out of battery because he made many calls to contact his classmates.
After a bumpy ride on Suburban Bus 23, I felt a little thirsty, so I opened the refrigerator door and planned to get a bottle of drink out, but unexpectedly I saw a very horrifying scene.
Xiaoqin waited until I sat down behind the dining table, then quickly sat down opposite me.
When I opened the fresh-keeping layer of the refrigerator, what I saw was two rows of damaged eggs in the egg trough! !
Why didn't you tidy up other areas but the sheets
The afternoon sunlight shines into the living room through the balcony. Against the backdrop of two jade bracelets, Xiaoqin's arms look particularly textured.
"Hey, hey, don't stare at me like that! It makes me feel bad! And why don't you taste the food you cooked first? Do you want to test the poison on me?"
"Classmate Ye Lin misunderstood~~~~" Xiao Qin said in a long voice, "I just think it's hard for classmate Ye Lin to work outside, so I just want to serve classmate Ye Lin and take the first bite..."
"Want to use my phone to charge you?"
Watching Xiaoqin busy in my kitchen with a hint of clumsiness, I suddenly remembered that I should tell Xiaoqin that the class was going to organize a field trip.
"Classmate Ye Lin misunderstood~~~~" Xiao Qin said in a long voice, "I just think it's hard for classmate Ye Lin to work outside, so I just want to serve classmate Ye Lin and take the first bite..."
I originally planned to call Xiaoqin after I got home, but I didn't expect that the door opened by itself as soon as I walked to the door of my house.
"Want to use my phone to charge you?"
"Want to use my phone to charge you?"
Xiaoqin used a red pen to draw grimaces on every egg. Some were crying, some were laughing, some were angry, some were in a daze, some were sleep deprived, and some were inexplicable. In short, these eggs that were supposed to be put into the pot were all covered with grimaces. "Teacher Celery" is personified! !
When did she go back to the young woman mode waiting for her husband to come home? And I didn’t go to work today. I went to a scientific happiness seminar with Gong Caicai in the morning, and went to a special education school with the monitor in the afternoon...
They also asked me to choose eggs with similar expressions based on my mood at the time... What would happen to me that would make me laugh miserably and burst into tears from my eyes!
My eyes said: "Since it is an event organized by you, monitor, it is only natural that you should notify it, right? The people I just informed you of were all boys!"
What's so arrogant! It's obviously an old mobile phone used by Shu Zhe. You don't want to give up the precious power, so I'll just keep it for myself!
Damn, what a terrible picture! I hope it's just my speculation and it hasn't happened in the real world!
"You're not playing with me, you're playing with everyone else." I corrected her.
"Ah! The pot is boiling! I have to go to the kitchen!"
"In this way, when classmate Ye Lin wants to eat eggs, he can choose eggs with corresponding expressions based on his mood at that time!"
"Ah! The pot is boiling! I have to go to the kitchen!"
Ah, why do I have the illusion that my philandering husband is having an affair outside? I obviously didn't do anything!
Ah, why do I have the illusion that my philandering husband is having an affair outside? I obviously didn't do anything!
"Classmate Ye Lin misunderstood~~~~" Xiao Qin said in a long voice, "I just think it's hard for classmate Ye Lin to work outside, so I just want to serve classmate Ye Lin and take the first bite..."
I originally planned to call Xiaoqin after I got home, but I didn't expect that the door opened by itself as soon as I walked to the door of my house.
When I saw that the caller ID was Amy, I immediately picked up the call at the dinner table.
"Sister Xiaoqin must have gone to take a shower!" Shu Zhe next to him said very experiencedly. He is indeed someone who has had several girlfriends.
The cell phone in his trouser pocket suddenly rang.
"Classmate Ye Lin, my mother is not home for dinner today. I originally planned to cook a lot of food to eat with classmate Ye Lin and Uncle Ye, but Uncle Ye suddenly said that he had to go out for something and asked me to look after the house for him. After dinner, Classmate Ye Lin and I can just eat together..."
"I like it!" Xiao Qin replied without hesitation, "Classmate Ye Lin, have you forgotten? When we were young, the two of us often went to climb the mountain together behind the shipyard. What a nostalgic day..."
"Classmate Ye Lin, am I very good?" Xiao Qin was not ashamed, but asked proudly, "After I opened the refrigerator, I found so many blank 'canvases' here, so I couldn't hold back and just acted as I pleased. After a while…”
"Uncle Ye, I heard that I was going to come in to cook dinner for classmate Ye Lin. He happily let me in and praised me for being more beautiful than when I was a child!"
I originally planned to call Xiaoqin after I got home, but I didn't expect that the door opened by itself as soon as I walked to the door of my house.
When I saw that the caller ID was Amy, I immediately picked up the call at the dinner table.
I didn't ask why you came to my house. What I asked was how did you get into my house? Is it from the window again? Are the balcony windows not closed tightly
"Want to use my phone to charge you?"
They also asked me to choose eggs with similar expressions based on my mood at the time... What would happen to me that would make me laugh miserably and burst into tears from my eyes!
"Hello? What do you want from me?"
Although I was skeptical about Xiao Qin's new recipe, I was attracted by the fragrance in the air and sat down behind the dining table.
Then he looked at me eagerly, with an indescribable smile of satisfaction, and gave me a piece of glutinous rice chicken roll.
The cell phone in his trouser pocket suddenly rang.
"Uncle Ye, I heard that I was going to come in to cook dinner for classmate Ye Lin. He happily let me in and praised me for being more beautiful than when I was a child!"
They also asked me to choose eggs with similar expressions based on my mood at the time... What would happen to me that would make me laugh miserably and burst into tears from my eyes!
They also asked me to choose eggs with similar expressions based on my mood at the time... What would happen to me that would make me laugh miserably and burst into tears from my eyes!
"Damn servant! Where are you? I'm going to find you!"
When I opened the fresh-keeping layer of the refrigerator, what I saw was two rows of damaged eggs in the egg trough! !
"How could I miss the opportunity to go to the wild with classmate Ye Lin!"
"Besides, I have classmate Ye Lin hugging me to sleep with me at night. I have no other regrets this summer!"