I didn't reply because I didn't want to admit that it was so easy for Zhuang Ni to see through me - how rude it was to reveal that someone else was peeking at the screen invisibly!
"No, I'm not that drunk now," Dad waved his hand, "I'll make the honey water myself, and then we, father and son, can have a heart-to-heart talk."
When I play League of Legends in an Internet cafe, I have to go to the bathroom or go for a run after a round.
Of course the quality is good! It was the shoe repairman downstairs from Xiaoqin's house - a former national intelligence officer - who made the bug for Xiaoqin! Xiaoqin bought so many bugs from him, there should be special wholesale prices for them!
"Miss Ren Xiaoqin is sitting in the back seat, so I guess she installed it..."
August 5th is Monday. Yesterday, the class leader just made a plan to go on a field trip to Cuisong Mountain. Only one day later, the students in the class expressed their opinions one after another. There are 45 people in the class. In addition to those who are out of town, there are also some who extremely dislike it. For outdoor activities, 40 people signed up.
I didn't wash the eggs the next morning, but that night, after waking up from the nightmare, I washed the eggs immediately in the dark.
"Eh? You... do you really want to go?"
"I said yes! This world was created by Shu Qin-sensei's comics. As long as I draw Explosive Anus Hell, Explosive Asshole Hell will appear..."
"Um... the body shape is similar?" Zhuang Ni replied maliciously.
In the textbook, there is a story about Zhou Papi's chicken crow in the middle of the night, and I wash eggs here in the middle of the night. Although the two have nothing to do with each other, Brother Papi and I have formed some kind of resonance through the passage of time.
Pentheus not only told me that Amy threw something to vent her anger, but also told me that after sending Xiaoqin home yesterday, he found a bug under the back seat of the car on the way back.
For Xiong Yaoyue, who regards "sport" itself as a game, it would be unreasonable for her not to become an athlete.
What’s even more outrageous is that most of them have already bought their picnic equipment and are ready to go at any time. The reason for this situation is mainly because the squad leader has not proposed a picnic plan for a long time. Everyone has privately agreed to do it. Focusing on the loudspeaker, he went out secretly to have a good time without notifying the class monitor and teacher.
Although the squad leader felt that it was a bit regretful that he could not gather all 45 people in the class, there were already a few people who would never participate in outdoor activities, and nothing would change if they waited any longer.
"Forget it..." Eunuch Cao's "Twenty-Eight Girls' X-Files" records that Zhuang Ni is proficient in all kinds of black witchcraft at all times and in all over the world. She is more professional than PHS who just talks but doesn't practice. Some people are even visiting Zhuang Ni. When I was visiting Ni, I saw her placing an altar and a ram's skull in the bedroom. She was sitting among the candles, dressed in black and reciting some incantation.
"However, monitor, you have to ask the loudspeaker to pick me up. I can't find the meeting place you wrote."
"Even if I leave the body on Cuisong Mountain, I will go..."
Xiaoqin, who was sitting high up, gave a sinister sneer, tilted her head and tilted her face, with a hint of indifference in her eyes.
"In the forest, elephants act as voluntary fire fighters. If there is a fire source, the elephants will rush over and stamp it out... "
Under my gaze, my father wandered to the refrigerator and opened the door to look for honey. Unexpectedly, he saw the egg ghost symbols drawn by Xiaoqin.
Damn it, how did you know that? I haven't added you as a friend, and you are not a QQ member. How could you tell that I am invisible? Ever since the monitor forced me to serve as the sports committee member and then added me to the class group, I have barely said anything. I have only received a few group emails from the monitor about class activities, so many people think that I am not in the group at all, and even Secretly say bad things about me in the group!
Even during the reading time at the beginning of the LOL battle, she couldn't help but do a few sit-ups.
"We must send a loudspeaker," Zhuang Ni insisted, "otherwise no one will laugh at me on the road, which will make me boring. Moreover, if I die, the loudspeaker will be responsible for dragging my body to the bus. I can't let the squad leader get involved even if I die." into an integer of 40 people…”
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Fortunately, Pentheus quickly went upstairs to greet Amy, lifted Amy on his shoulders, and took her away without any explanation.
"It has been dismantled. I have to say that the quality of this bug is very good. I plan to dismantle it and study it..."
I believe that the squad leader, who had finally convinced himself, "Although he didn't have enough people for the whole class, 40 is still a perfect number", when he heard that because of Zhuang Ni's participation, the number suddenly jumped to the disgusting "41", he must have There is a feeling of restlessness and general discomfort!
"Originally, we just get together and hang out, so we can do whatever we want! I will also bring the barbecue tools, so we can have a picnic together!"
Such a waste, if the squad leader saw it, he might be so angry that he would vomit blood on the spot, right
Zhuang Ni's profile picture, which had not been on for a long time, suddenly came online and said something.
The next day, the dean who had stopped Zhuang Ni from wearing silk stockings broke his leg on the ground and became lame. I don't know if Zhuang Ni's curse took effect.
"There's no need to be so serious!" Da Xiaoxian said in the group. Her QQ avatar is also a very fat cartoon character.
"De Ling!" Two eggs as high as a mountain came up, clamped me tightly with their eggshells, and took me down like that.
The head teacher Yu was in place. I heard that the class teacher was accompanying me, and the parents also agreed to let their children stay out for a day. Anyway, most of them would just play computer games at home, which is not conducive to improving their academic performance.
"Miss, please calm down. Didn't I make everything clear to you yesterday?"
"You can't do it. It's better if you don't set fire." The squad leader rejected her without hesitation.
I'm not afraid of your jokes, but these eggs painted by Xiaoqin gave me nightmares last night.
It doesn't matter if you missed the bus because you were playing a mobile game. Just run and catch it. You must catch the bus at the next stop.
"No, I'm very ill." Zhuang Ni replied not surprisingly.
"Is that the valet's phone number? Show it to me! I'm going to scold him!"
"Why don't we put classmate Ye Lin into the six realms of reincarnation and be reincarnated as a girl, and I be reincarnated as a boy and be your neighbor again?"
"I'll do it! I'll do it!" Xiong Yaoyue sent out many eager emoticons while speaking in the group.
Zhuang Ni typed this line calmly.
"Ye Lin must be hiding and watching us." Zhuang Ni suddenly said incoherently.
Actually I lied.
Some people are puzzled that Xiong Yaoyue plays games every day and still has a good athlete's physique.
The squad leader was not mentally prepared. She originally thought that Zhuang Ni would definitely not participate in group activities like before.
"Know your sister! What does 'reverse psychology' mean? What does 'just out of curiosity' mean? What does it mean that I will definitely have 'no pleasure and will be comatose throughout the whole process'? You made it all up to deceive me!"
How harmful it is to others and not to oneself! Just so that the class monitor who suffers from obsessive-compulsive disorder cannot keep the round number of 40 students and must participate in the picnic activities at all costs!
Later, I heard from Pentheus that after Amy returned to the VIP building, she smashed all the furnishings in the room and had to buy new ones as they were.
I dreamed that I was taken to the Hall of Hell. In the ghostly hall, there were two rows of eggs, three feet tall, with green faces and fangs, glaring at me, while Xiaoqin was sitting in the seat of the King of Hell, clapping her hands and looking at the people below. I said:
"However, I can go on an outing with you tomorrow." Zhuang Ni's next sentence was shocking.
"Hey! What do I have to do with the elephant?" Big Horn said angrily.
The monitor sent me a private chat window: "Ye Lin, are you online?"
"Dad, I'll give you some honey water to relieve the hangover. After you drink it, go and rest!"
In fact, the reason is very simple.
My dad didn’t talk to me the next day, because as soon as he got up, he was called over by a colleague who sold adult products and said he wanted to discuss some business.
Pentheus did not hand over the phone, but earnestly advised:
I didn't take it seriously and waved my hand to say goodbye to her.
Hey, what's with that dark look on your face? Why is it that your smiling face is scarier than when you first tested me secretly? Are you planning to torture me inhumanely by playing sex-switching with me
"Put me down! You damn faggot!" Amy angrily hit Pentheus's muscular shoulders, "Believe it or not, I'm going to fire you!"
"Let the big speaker be the one..."
As a brother, I still hope that my sister can be softer to me occasionally! But a soft law like yesterday's would be too scary and could kill people.
Dad was startled, put his hand on his chest and said, "Oh! I'm still drunk! I'm hallucinating! I... I'm going to bed, Xiaolin, let's talk some other time."
"Zhuang Ni, we don't care whether Ye Lin is online or not. I couldn't contact you on the phone yesterday, but you happened to be online today... Are you feeling better? Can you go to school as normal with everyone after the summer vacation?"
"Hey! What a bold scumbag! He's scarier than a bull-headed horse, and he actually wants to have a harem! And he won't even spare his own sister? Come on! Send me to hell! I won't be reincarnated forever!"
While my dad was out, I quickly washed the eggs in the refrigerator so as not to scare anyone again.
No wonder he was so happy to let Pentheus take him home. Was this his plan? If you install a bug in Amy's car, you can eavesdrop on me and Amy without any hindrance. Why do you carry a bug with you! You are a government agent!
"You bastards! Let me go!" I screamed, "I want to open a harem is just a hypothesis, it has not become a fact. Why do you punish me in advance! Besides, there is no anus in the eighteenth level of hell. Go to hell!"
After a period of slow frost, the expressions on the eggs became even more frightening, as if they had just escaped from the eighteenth level of hell.
Pentheus turned a deaf ear and continued to carry the little master and walked out the door. It was the first time for his father to see such a tall bodyguard, and he couldn't help being a little surprised.
"Okay, you're messing with me again!" The loudspeaker immediately began to refresh the screen:
"How about..." Like a magic trick, two cat ears suddenly appeared on Xiaoqin's head, and her expression became as smiling as a cat's, Xiaoqin suggested:
"Wait! Damn manservant!" Amy was carried by Pentheus like a bag of flour, and she shouted to me in a tone of great injustice:
After this chaos, my father stood blankly, seeming thoughtful. I was afraid that he would get into trouble again because of Ai Shuqiao's matter, so I hurriedly said:
While playing arcade machines at Henderson Center, I felt hungry and wanted to buy some bread and go for a run.
"Yes, when I heard that the monitor organized an event and 40 people from the class participated, I decided to go..."
After my father went out, I called Pentheus to ask about Amy's situation after she returned yesterday.
Then there was another sound of a vase breaking, and Pentheus took the initiative to hang up the phone.
"But you are classmate Ye Lin after all. It would be a little cruel to let you live in the anus-exploding hell and never be reincarnated..."
Amy's sharp voice came from the side.
"Is it scheduled to be on Tuesday? That's great!" Xiong Yaoyue applauded the squad leader's arrangement. "Many online games will be shut down for maintenance on Tuesday, so it's time to go hiking!"
In order to prevent other accidents, the 40 people who had finally rounded up the round number would become 39 or even 38. The squad leader decided to go to Cuisong Mountain as a group on Tuesday, August 6, instead of rushing in.
In order to make the trip more orderly, the squad leader uploaded the "Summer Tour Activity Schedule for Class 2 (3) of Junior High School" to the class QQ group overnight, clearly stipulating the gathering time, play time, rest time, and return time. It makes people wonder whether this is for fun or military training.
Damn, what kind of disease is this? Tomorrow we are going mountain climbing! Didn’t the group email make it very clear? Can you go hiking but not go to school
She has returned to her usual arrogance and unreasonableness. Is it true that she will never "talk down" to me again, as she said
But Eunuch Cao said without fear of death: "Miss Zhuang, let's make a video together? I'll show you something good!"
As a result, there were not many people online at noon, and many people felt that teasing Zhuang Ni would have worse consequences than teasing the monitor, so no one dared to speak.
The squad leader did not agree with Big Speaker's statement, "Whatever? What if something is in danger? If you have a picnic, you must pay attention to fire prevention. I want to temporarily appoint a fire prevention committee..."
No! Elegant butterfly! Rather than being the heroine of an H-comic, I would rather be the male protagonist of an H-comic!
"Zhuang Ni is online! This is a rare event! Everyone, come and tease her! If you don't tease her today, she might die tomorrow!"
"Tell me your birth date and I will video chat with you."
"Okay, thank you for asking me so humbly today, how dare you refuse me!? No waiting until the deadline! Nothing like this will ever happen again! I won't care if your mother kills you!!"
"It must have been placed by Xiaoqin. Have you removed the bug?"
"How can you not find it? It's just downstairs from the squad leader's house, right?" The loudspeaker pointed out angrily, "In order to save money, the squad leader doesn't plan to charter a bus and asks everyone to take the Suburban No. 23 bus. You can go downstairs to the squad leader's house. You can see the stop sign for Jiao 23 Road!”