A conservative estimate is that at least 40 to 50 mosquitoes died under the palms of Xiong Yaoyue and I that day.
The squad leader was right to worry. Xiong Yaoyue really had ambitions for the kitchen knife in my hand. She held two melons in each hand and came close to me.
Monitor, are you worried? I think you are still jealous of us by not allowing Pooh to come close!
That - if there is anyone who thinks crookedly, go and make him stand in the corridor! We are just fighting mosquitoes!
Half of the squad leader's face turned red immediately. He placed the meat skewers on the barbecue grill and flipped them randomly twice to suppress the fluctuations in his heart.
After the bespectacled principal of the special education school made a tour on the top of the mountain, he praised our fire prevention work, completely revealing the true purpose of his trip.
Although they all claim to be "carnivores", many boys are like Eunuch Cao, who can no longer eat a meat skewer.
It turned out to be the glasses principal of a special education school.
Then, as if he was afraid that I would misunderstand, he added: "What I mean is, don't let Pooh get close to the kitchen knife in your hand."
So I put down the half-eaten watermelon, walked behind the cutting board prepared for me by the squad leader, and picked up the kitchen knife handed over by the loudspeaker.
"As long as you show empathy and believe in your students, the students will definitely work harder to repay the teacher!"
But once it's time to eat at a buffet, especially in the wild, Xiong Yaoyue, who is running and jumping around, will digest while eating, and consume while digesting, in an endless cycle.
"First, don't cut your hand." The squad leader stretched out a finger and warned me, "Second, don't let Pooh get close."
For example, organizing classmates to do homework for primary school students, and then taking a cut of it to make money, or lying about expenses, embezzling class fees... If you hand over the class to people like Shu Zhe, just wait for the whole class to become disorganized and become a mess!
In any case, after the squad leader finished explaining, he went to do other things. Xu Lijun was not easy to worry about. He got a thorn in his throat while eating fish, and Niu Shili was coming up with an idea to solve it by filling him with jealousy.
Xiaoqin, who had eaten a lot of seafood, lay down on the picnic mat, her posture was similar to that of Zhuang Ni, who had always refused to eat.
Because this trip saved a lot of charter fares and scenic spot tickets, the squad leader focused all his funds on food. Even the loudspeaker burped and said he couldn't eat anymore.
"Crush it to death! Crush it to death!" Xiaoqin screamed while hiding behind Xiong Yaoyue.
Xiong Yaoyue said, "Ye Lin's lover is someone else," while looking in Xiaoqin's direction with a tacit smile.
"Papa pa pa"
"Ah, monitor, it turns out the melon is in this bag!" shouted the loudspeaker, "I thought I forgot it at home!"
But if a visiting guest discovers it, they will definitely think that Xiong Yaoyue has been abused by her husband, so they will call 110 when they go out, or notify the Women's Federation, right
It suddenly occurred to me that no matter who marries this man in the future, "eating" alone will cost a lot of money!
Which pot won’t be opened? You are Zhuang Ni’s apprentice! I just finished explaining to the monitor that Xiong Yaoyue and I have no special relationship!
I sincerely hope that he will not meet a cheating student like Shu Zhe. Fortunately, although there are many students in special education schools with physical and mental disabilities, they are still a hundred times better than the heartless Shu Zhe.
So can I, the safety committee member, not be dispatched? Of course, together with the energetic Xiong Yaoyue, we work hard to fight mosquitoes!
While talking, he carefully observed the various fire sources we set up, obviously worried that we would cause a fire.
Although I appreciate her taking the initiative to explain, can the volume be lowered a little? Why does it sound like a tweeter is being used even though it only requires the volume for daily conversation? The squad leader and the others are standing not far away, and they can hear every word you say!
So, monitor, are you going that way to make the best use of everything and lend the jealousy you saved to them
Only Xiong Yaoyue was still eating, standing out from the rest.
I just made an agreement with the squad leader to "become a person useful to society." I feel that it is also right for me to first become "a person useful to the class."
"No, no," Teacher Yu said while swallowing the baked tofu skin, "My students have very strong autonomy, and they all make it themselves!"
The principal with glasses thought that Teacher Yu was being humble, so he admired him from the bottom of his heart with respect for senior educators:
Although the squad leader misunderstood again, the result seems to be good...
All because Xiong Yaoyue exercised too much.
Xiong Yaoyue and I had a pleasant exercise on the top of the mountain.
"Teacher Yu, you really lead the team well!"
"I'm afraid you are not familiar with the facilities on Cuisong Mountain, so I climbed up to see if I can help..."
Watermelon was very popular. After Xiong Yaoyue got it, she spit out watermelon seeds to attack the beetles that were close to Xiao Qin, and she actually hit one.
The best way is to tie Xiong Yaoyue behind the dining table and prevent her from making small movements and consuming excess energy while eating, right
"What a pity. There are obviously huge shrimps roasting on the fire..."
Of course I understand! Xiong Yaoyue seems to be playing a mobile game called "Five Tigers Cutting the Door" recently. If she gets crazy and wants to demonstrate to everyone on the spot, wouldn't there be a danger of human life in the light of swords and shadows
"Pa pa pa pa pa pa pa"
The young spectacled principal of the special education school muddle-headedly "learned" from Teacher Yu and went down the mountain with satisfaction.
Moreover, these mosquitoes only focused on three targets: Xiaoqin, the squad leader, and Gong Caicai (especially Gong Caicai), and they pounced on them ferociously!
Xiaoqin used a straw hat as a shield and hid behind the squad leader. The squad leader remained relatively calm, while Gong Caicai squatted on the ground with her head in her arms, muttering "I'm sorry for my parents' upbringing"!
This sentence was so sweet that Teacher Yu was heartbroken. His face was filled with joy and he patted the bespectacled principal on the shoulder (the principal of the special education school was very young and looked like Teacher Yu's junior).
I was about to deny it, but Xiong Yaoyue waved her hand first and said, "No, no, uncle, you are mistaken. There is indeed someone who is a couple with Ye Lin, but there is another person!"
He found Teacher Yu who was eating baked tofu skin behind the rock, and extended his thumb to praise.
Xiong Yaoyue, a loser, thought there were too few mosquitoes. After killing the mosquitoes on Xiao Qin's head, she deliberately kicked the grass, which resulted in attracting a lot of mosquitoes!
"You won't lose." The squad leader seemed to have said something else, and he stood up straighter than before, with a little pride on his expression.
"Then cut them up and separate them. Ye Lin, come and cut the melon. Pay attention to your safety!"
At this time, Xiaoqin happened to be standing behind the squad leader to avoid mosquitoes. From the squad leader's perspective, Xiong Yaoyue's words seemed to be referring to the squad leader.
Big horn glanced at Xiong Yaoyue angrily, because not only did the other party eat more than him, but he also ate without getting fat.
When Xiong Yaoyue fought mosquitoes vigorously and attacked them everywhere, hoping to exterminate them, she happened to catch up with a middle-aged man wearing glasses and a white shirt walking to the top of the mountain. As a result, the two of them bumped into each other.
And all this was in front of all the students.
"Oh, be careful!" the other party said repeatedly, covering his glasses that were knocked crooked.
Not to mention Eunuch Cao, even Shu Zhe, Shu Sha’s younger brother, can’t do it! What if you become Shu Zhe's class teacher, and then think that Shu Zhe looks like a good person, is a good student, and more importantly, Shu Sha's younger brother, so if you let Shu Zhe be the class teacher... a lot of cheating things are waiting for you. !
Is this to win out of chaos and divert my attention
"It's all your credit for being able to teach such good students!"
The principal with glasses scanned around and found no fire hazards. In order to eliminate the embarrassment, he looked at Xiong Yaoyue and I who rushed to him almost at the same time because of mosquitoes and said:
"This is the first time I have seen a camp that is so neatly planned and has such complete fire prevention work! Not to mention junior high school students, even college students rarely can be so well organized!"
Chasing mosquitoes in the summer is tiring! The collision of flesh is the collision of our own two hands!
"About that?" Big Horn rubbed his belly, "I think I still have some fighting ability and can't lose to Pooh."
"Papa pa pa"
So the charcoal fire was extinguished, folding cutting boards were unfolded on the crisper box and some flat stones, and fruits were distributed for everyone to eat.
How could I let you succeed! If you snatch (stolen) the kitchen knife in my hand, what will be the dignity of me, the safety committee member? I want to protect this real-name kitchen knife that can only be bought with an ID card, just like I protect the dragon-slaying knife!
Then there was no trace of resentment in the eyes that looked at me and Xiong Yaoyue. The fight between me and Xiong Yaoyue was completely equivalent to the fight between me and other male friends.
The conscience of heaven and earth! I guarantee her husband is just trying to increase income and reduce expenditure! Otherwise, all the living expenses will be eaten up by Xiong Yaoyue!
But the squad leader, who was very fire-conscious, tried his best to keep away from flammable materials when setting up the barbecue grill. He also filled a plastic basin with stream water and placed it nearby for emergencies.
"Can you still eat it?" the squad leader asked the loudspeaker on the side.
Don't teach others educational insights that don't exist at all! You were lucky enough to meet Shu Sha, the "acting teacher", so you "believed in her" and you were rewarded. What if you believed in Eunuch Cao? Isn't he allowed to make a calendar of all the beautiful girls' nude photos from No. 28 Middle School and sell them all over the city
"Um... the couple's shirts you two are wearing are quite suitable."
"Stop eating meat," the monitor suggested. "Eat some fruits after meals. It's also good for your health."
Swaying with youth and sweat, the flesh collided fiercely, each other's cheeks were red, mixed with gasping.
Not only did she come over by herself, she also invited other girls to come over and give melons, threatening to lift their skirts if they didn't give melons.
This sentence is quite true. It would be more honest if you further explain: Monitor Shusha arranged everything for you and you did not do any work yourself.
If Da Xiaoxiao and Xiong Yaoyue were both fixed in their seats and allowed to focus on eating, Da Xiaoxiao should be slightly better.
From the corner of my eye, I saw that my unfinished watermelon was stolen by Xiaoqin.
Do you think Xiong Yaoyue and I match our temperaments very well, like a "sporty" couple? Wear your glasses properly! What Xiong Yaoyue and I are wearing are not couple shirts, but the class uniforms of the second grade (3) class, okay!