"Xiaoqin, are you afraid of butterflies?"
"As classmate Ye Lin's girlfriend, isn't it my duty to help classmate Ye Lin relieve his pain?"
"As classmate Ye Lin's girlfriend, isn't it my duty to help classmate Ye Lin relieve his pain?"
I suddenly remembered that Xiaoqin was afraid of bugs. Although she was not afraid of the brightly colored seven-spotted ladybugs, she did not explicitly say whether she was afraid of butterflies.
"Well, stop joking. Get off me first. It's too unsafe here. Let's go back to the camp on the top of the mountain."
"We must have gone to the fairy tale world! I really want to go with classmate Ye Lin!"
"Although, although my mother has strictly prohibited me from mating with classmate Ye Lin, I should be able to play the flute! Mom did not explicitly say that I am not allowed to play the flute for classmate Ye Lin! As long as I can remove classmate Ye Lin's If it’s painful…”
"Uh-huh," I cleared my throat, "Girls can't just say the word 'blow the flute,' you know? Because the ancient Chinese poets were too pornographic and violent, so this word has the same meaning as 'blow the trumpet.'" …”
"We must have gone to the fairy tale world! I really want to go with classmate Ye Lin!"
After a long time of hard work, I finally persuaded Xiaoqin to leave the cliff and return to the path up the mountain with me.
"Beautiful," I smiled, "not ordinary beautiful."
"Eh? Where are the butterflies?" Xiaoqin looked to both sides and found nothing. Then through my eyes, she realized that the butterfly might land on her straw hat.
Although there is no need to be as innocent as Gong Caicai, it is better for girls to be less exposed to pornographic content. Besides, Xiaoqin will most likely become my sister. Giving her a proper education is what a brother should do. Take responsibility!
Xiao Qin immediately blushed. She might not really know this.
Don't use the word "mating"! It makes us look like animals!
And Xiaoqin has been upgraded from girlfriend to sister! Even though she is my adopted sister, even though she took the initiative to play the flute for me, as a man it is impossible for me not to be completely unmoved, but it still doesn’t work!
"What a pity. If I played the flute for classmate Ye Lin, maybe a phoenix would fall from the sky..."
Although generally speaking, Xiaoqin did not stay still, and the blue morpho butterfly should have flown away long ago.
“Where” exactly is “where”? Why do you make me look like a super pervert
"Although I like classmate Ye Lin like crazy, but apart from dysmenorrhea, I have never been tortured by my body so much that I can't sleep... So, classmate Ye Lin is so perverted because his desire is not satisfied, so he is in great pain, right?"
She blinked a little nervously and asked, "Are butterflies beautiful?"
"Classmate Ye Lin, did you know?" Xiaoqin snuggled into my arms after humming for a while and said, "They say 'a phoenix never lands in a treasureless land', and a beautiful butterfly landed on my head. My sincerity must have moved God, who thinks I am a living treasure..."
It's not as painful as you said. When you can't sleep, you can fall asleep by masturbating. Although you will feel empty after masturbating...
Don't be kidding! I do think that your unreliable sister should receive some reliable sex education, but you can’t demonstrate it yourself! There is no need in this world to use his body as a prop, and he teaches his sister how to play the flute himself!
"Classmate Ye Lin, did you know?" Xiaoqin snuggled into my arms after humming for a while and said, "They say 'a phoenix never lands in a treasureless land', and a beautiful butterfly landed on my head. My sincerity must have moved God, who thinks I am a living treasure..."
"Eh? Where are the butterflies?" Xiaoqin looked to both sides and found nothing. Then through my eyes, she realized that the butterfly might land on her straw hat.
"Eh? Where are the butterflies?" Xiaoqin looked to both sides and found nothing. Then through my eyes, she realized that the butterfly might land on her straw hat.
Isn’t that a “living treasure”! You usually do all kinds of tricks and make fun of you, but you are quite proud of it!
"Beautiful," I smiled, "not ordinary beautiful."
"Why?" Xiaoqin was puzzled, "Don't you, classmate Ye Lin, want to fly to the fairy tale world with me? Why not let you ride the dragon?"
Present your arguments as a matter of course.
"(*^__^*)Hehe... Then I'm not afraid! If it's an ugly moth, I'll scream!"
Although generally speaking, Xiaoqin did not stay still, and the blue morpho butterfly should have flown away long ago.
"La la la~♪" Xiaoqin heard that a beautiful butterfly fell on her straw hat, and she happily hummed a tune.
Isn’t that a “living treasure”! You usually do all kinds of tricks and make fun of you, but you are quite proud of it!
There is actually no essential difference between moths and butterflies, right? Since your attitude towards bugs is so superficial, why did you choose someone as ugly as me as your boyfriend? I am no longer the cute young lady you bullied me back then!
etc! If you know the meaning of the word and still say it stumblingly, it means that you want to...
And Xiaoqin has been upgraded from girlfriend to sister! Even though she is my adopted sister, even though she took the initiative to play the flute for me, as a man it is impossible for me not to be completely unmoved, but it still doesn’t work!
Of course, although Nong Yu and Xiao Shi were married to Ming matchmakers, they were two real music lovers, and they had never done anything very pornographic or violent. Influenced by "Blow the flute", the word "Nongyu blow the flute" gradually has other meanings...
"Eh? Do you want to see the butterfly on the straw hat with your own eyes? If you move the hat casually, it might fly away!"
"La la la~♪" Xiaoqin heard that a beautiful butterfly fell on her straw hat, and she happily hummed a tune.
No one will blame you! Could it be that she is like Xiong Yaoyue, who carelessly watches porn and is proficient in all male topics, so proficient that she can make all her male teammates blush when she turns on the audio in games
how? Are you still planning to occupy the dragon's back and let me ride the phoenix
Even in terms of sexual education, we cannot completely avoid it. At least she must know how to protect herself and not say misleading words. Also, the toxins brought to her by H comics must be gradually eliminated - I believe that the content of porn movies is It has already caused a family tragedy. If we believe the content of H comics, we must not extend the tragedy to the next generation!
"O(∩_∩)O haha~ Wear the butterfly on your head and go back to the camp to show it off!" Xiaoqin smiled like a peach blossom, "It must be my pure heart that attracted the beautiful butterfly! She is indeed a woman main character!"
I suddenly remembered that Xiaoqin was afraid of bugs. Although she was not afraid of the brightly colored seven-spotted ladybugs, she did not explicitly say whether she was afraid of butterflies.
"Eh? Where are the butterflies?" Xiaoqin looked to both sides and found nothing. Then through my eyes, she realized that the butterfly might land on her straw hat.
"Why is Ye Lin looking so surprised?" Xiao Qin pouted and said, "Didn't you listen to Teacher Zhang in Chinese class? I remember the story is that Qin Mugong's daughter Nong Yu was good at playing the sheng, so she She married Xiao Shi, who was good at playing the flute. After Nongyu learned to play the flute from her husband, the sound of the flute attracted dragons and phoenixes, so the couple flew up on the dragons and phoenixes!"
"Classmate Ye Lin, can you help me get my straw hat first?" Xiao Qin suddenly asked.
To be honest, I'm a bit tone-deaf. Amy said that she doesn't want to listen to her own records. I think that compared to Xiaoqin, Amy's songs can be regarded as natural sounds.
I suddenly remembered that Xiaoqin was afraid of bugs. Although she was not afraid of the brightly colored seven-spotted ladybugs, she did not explicitly say whether she was afraid of butterflies.
"Why is Ye Lin looking so surprised?" Xiao Qin pouted and said, "Didn't you listen to Teacher Zhang in Chinese class? I remember the story is that Qin Mugong's daughter Nong Yu was good at playing the sheng, so she She married Xiao Shi, who was good at playing the flute. After Nongyu learned to play the flute from her husband, the sound of the flute attracted dragons and phoenixes, so the couple flew up on the dragons and phoenixes!"
Isn’t that a “living treasure”! You usually do all kinds of tricks and make fun of you, but you are quite proud of it!
"No wonder, no wonder, when old man Zhang was giving a lecture, some boys were laughing below. Eunuch Cao laughed especially hard..."
"Although I like classmate Ye Lin like crazy, but apart from dysmenorrhea, I have never been tortured by my body so much that I can't sleep... So, classmate Ye Lin is so perverted because his desire is not satisfied, so he is in great pain, right?"
Why! Why did Mao Fenghuang come to watch the two of us fighting on the cliff? Does Phoenix have voyeurism
Although generally speaking, Xiaoqin did not stay still, and the blue morpho butterfly should have flown away long ago.
"Eh? Do you want to see the butterfly on the straw hat with your own eyes? If you move the hat casually, it might fly away!"
"Classmate Ye Lin, did you know?" Xiaoqin snuggled into my arms after humming for a while and said, "They say 'a phoenix never lands in a treasureless land', and a beautiful butterfly landed on my head. My sincerity must have moved God, who thinks I am a living treasure..."
Xiao Qin immediately blushed. She might not really know this.
Xiao Shi and Nong Yu, the immortal couple, left many idioms for future generations, such as "riding a dragon to get a son-in-law" (Xiao Shi, as the son-in-law of Duke Mu of Qin, finally rode a dragon to the sky) and "there is a phoenix coming to the ceremony" " (When Nongyu reached her husband's ninth success in playing the flute, she attracted Phoenix - she always felt that her husband was better at playing the flute than she was, which was worth complaining about).
She blinked a little nervously and asked, "Are butterflies beautiful?"
She blinked a little nervously and asked, "Are butterflies beautiful?"
Isn’t that a “living treasure”! You usually do all kinds of tricks and make fun of you, but you are quite proud of it!
"No wonder, no wonder, when old man Zhang was giving a lecture, some boys were laughing below. Eunuch Cao laughed especially hard..."
Why! Why did Mao Fenghuang come to watch the two of us fighting on the cliff? Does Phoenix have voyeurism
"It's a pity that I can't play the flute..." Xiaoqin suddenly said again.
When the time comes, the news headline will definitely be "Junior high school boys and girls fall off a cliff in a field battle", and related photos will leak out secretly and be widely circulated on the Internet. What kind of face do I have when the squad leader saw that scene, and when the whole country saw that scene? See our ancestors! Even my eighteenth generation ancestors can’t get married!
"Why?" Xiaoqin was puzzled, "Don't you, classmate Ye Lin, want to fly to the fairy tale world with me? Why not let you ride the dragon?"
Kissing has already broken through, okay? If I really dare to ask Xiaoqin to play the flute for me, Aunt Ren will cripple me if she finds out! Then I can participate in the Special Olympics and bring honor to my country!
There is actually no essential difference between moths and butterflies, right? Since your attitude towards bugs is so superficial, why did you choose someone as ugly as me as your boyfriend? I am no longer the cute young lady you bullied me back then!
So with superhuman willpower, I refused the service Xiaoqin wanted to provide me.
"La la la~♪" Xiaoqin heard that a beautiful butterfly fell on her straw hat, and she happily hummed a tune.
Hey, hey, hey, don’t throw yourself in my arms and say strange things! I hugged you because I regarded you as my sister! (In addition, I am afraid of heights and want to find something to hold on to.) If you tease me with words, what should I do if I raise the national flag below
Xiao Shi and Nong Yu, the immortal couple, left many idioms for future generations, such as "riding a dragon to get a son-in-law" (Xiao Shi, as the son-in-law of Duke Mu of Qin, finally rode a dragon to the sky) and "there is a phoenix coming to the ceremony" " (When Nongyu reached her husband's ninth success in playing the flute, she attracted Phoenix - she always felt that her husband was better at playing the flute than she was, which was worth complaining about).
"So..." I didn't know how to say it.
I took a look at the blue morpho butterfly on Xiaoqin's straw hat. We talked for a long time, but it still didn't scare it away. Could it be that Xiaoqin's straw hat was bought from a street stall and contained some weird chemical paint that attracted the blue morpho butterfly?
“Where” exactly is “where”? Why do you make me look like a super pervert
"Well! I really want to see what kind of butterfly it is, and besides..." Xiaoqin shyly put the index fingers of her hands together, "Ye Lin, help me hold the hat, so I can give it to classmate Ye Lin... Blow, blow, blow. Play the flute!”
"Oh..." Xiaoqin beat her head in disappointment (the blue morpho butterfly had not flown away yet), "Ye Lin is still thinking about... thinking about that place. I want to play the flute to deal with the problem. Ye Lin My classmates must be laughing at me for being so stupid and naive, right?"
Even though I can't help but imagine what it would feel like if it really happened, I always feel:
"What a pity. If I played the flute for classmate Ye Lin, maybe a phoenix would fall from the sky..."
"I'm so stupid." Xiaoqin lowered her head in frustration, "I even said that I would work harder on the path of perversion, but in the end I didn't even know the true meaning of playing the flute..."
"We must have gone to the fairy tale world! I really want to go with classmate Ye Lin!"
I think it's time to catch the blue morpho butterfly on Xiaoqin's straw hat. Maybe I can sell it for tens of thousands of dollars, but I can't let the soft girl coins I got get away with me.
Why! Why did Mao Fenghuang come to watch the two of us fighting on the cliff? Does Phoenix have voyeurism
"(*^__^*)Hehe... Then I'm not afraid! If it's an ugly moth, I'll scream!"
"Well, Xiaoqin..." I said to her seriously, "don't say random things like 'you want to play the flute for me' in the future!"
I hope the unknown chemical paint on Xiao Qin’s straw hat can attract the blue morpho butterflies for a while.
“Where” exactly is “where”? Why do you make me look like a super pervert
"Why is Ye Lin looking so surprised?" Xiao Qin pouted and said, "Didn't you listen to Teacher Zhang in Chinese class? I remember the story is that Qin Mugong's daughter Nong Yu was good at playing the sheng, so she She married Xiao Shi, who was good at playing the flute. After Nongyu learned to play the flute from her husband, the sound of the flute attracted dragons and phoenixes, so the couple flew up on the dragons and phoenixes!"
"Uh-huh," I cleared my throat, "Girls can't just say the word 'blow the flute,' you know? Because the ancient Chinese poets were too pornographic and violent, so this word has the same meaning as 'blow the trumpet.'" …”
Why would Aunt Ren list all the prohibited items for you to see? It goes without saying that playing the flute is prohibited! Aunt Ren clearly said that before we graduate from high school, the most we can progress to is kissing!
Although there is no need to be as innocent as Gong Caicai, it is better for girls to be less exposed to pornographic content. Besides, Xiaoqin will most likely become my sister. Giving her a proper education is what a brother should do. Take responsibility!
Isn’t that a “living treasure”! You usually do all kinds of tricks and make fun of you, but you are quite proud of it!
"Xiaoqin, are you afraid of butterflies?"
"Well, Xiaoqin..." I said to her seriously, "don't say random things like 'you want to play the flute for me' in the future!"
"So..." I didn't know how to say it.
I hope the unknown chemical paint on Xiao Qin’s straw hat can attract the blue morpho butterflies for a while.
"We must have gone to the fairy tale world! I really want to go with classmate Ye Lin!"
I think it's time to catch the blue morpho butterfly on Xiaoqin's straw hat. Maybe I can sell it for tens of thousands of dollars, but I can't let the soft girl coins I got get away with me.
She blinked a little nervously and asked, "Are butterflies beautiful?"
Scared... scared me! It turns out that what he was playing was the real Xiao! I must have been sleeping when Old Man Zhang told this allusion, but my father also mentioned this allusion, and I remembered it as soon as Xiaoqin mentioned it.
"Although I like classmate Ye Lin like crazy, but apart from dysmenorrhea, I have never been tortured by my body so much that I can't sleep... So, classmate Ye Lin is so perverted because his desire is not satisfied, so he is in great pain, right?"
Well, I can imagine how Eunuch Cao laughed in confusion after hearing the word "playing the flute".
Xiao Shi and Nong Yu, the immortal couple, left many idioms for future generations, such as "riding a dragon to get a son-in-law" (Xiao Shi, as the son-in-law of Duke Mu of Qin, finally rode a dragon to the sky) and "there is a phoenix coming to the ceremony" " (When Nongyu reached her husband's ninth success in playing the flute, she attracted Phoenix - she always felt that her husband was better at playing the flute than she was, which was worth complaining about).
"Eh? Where are the butterflies?" Xiaoqin looked to both sides and found nothing. Then through my eyes, she realized that the butterfly might land on her straw hat.
"Classmate Ye Lin, did you know?" Xiaoqin snuggled into my arms after humming for a while and said, "They say 'a phoenix never lands in a treasureless land', and a beautiful butterfly landed on my head. My sincerity must have moved God, who thinks I am a living treasure..."
—At least change to a less dangerous place!
I took a look at the blue morpho butterfly on Xiaoqin's straw hat. We talked for a long time, but it still didn't scare it away. Could it be that Xiaoqin's straw hat was bought from a street stall and contained some weird chemical paint that attracted the blue morpho butterfly?
However, Xiaoqin was very proud and wanted to bring the butterfly back to the camp to show everyone. I didn’t want to disappoint her, but I was worried that the butterfly would run away halfway.
Xiao Qin immediately blushed. She might not really know this.
Well, I can imagine how Eunuch Cao laughed in confusion after hearing the word "playing the flute".
Of course, although Nong Yu and Xiao Shi were married to Ming matchmakers, they were two real music lovers, and they had never done anything very pornographic or violent. Influenced by "Blow the flute", the word "Nongyu blow the flute" gradually has other meanings...
Shut up! Shut up in every sense of the word!
"It is often said in H-comics that boys of Ye Lin's age will be tortured by the desire to mate, and will toss and turn at night unable to sleep..."
Even though I can't help but imagine what it would feel like if it really happened, I always feel:
"Well, Xiaoqin..." I said to her seriously, "don't say random things like 'you want to play the flute for me' in the future!"
"Eh? Where are the butterflies?" Xiaoqin looked to both sides and found nothing. Then through my eyes, she realized that the butterfly might land on her straw hat.
"No wonder, no wonder, when old man Zhang was giving a lecture, some boys were laughing below. Eunuch Cao laughed especially hard..."
"So..." I didn't know how to say it.
"Why?" Xiaoqin was puzzled, "Don't you, classmate Ye Lin, want to fly to the fairy tale world with me? Why not let you ride the dragon?"
Where is your soul pure? Even if there are really pure places, most of them have been polluted, okay? I don’t think you look like the heroine of a shoujo manga, but more like the heroine of an H-comic!
Although generally speaking, Xiaoqin did not stay still, and the blue morpho butterfly should have flown away long ago.
"As classmate Ye Lin's girlfriend, isn't it my duty to help classmate Ye Lin relieve his pain?"
"Xiaoqin, are you afraid of butterflies?"
Where is your soul pure? Even if there are really pure places, most of them have been polluted, okay? I don’t think you look like the heroine of a shoujo manga, but more like the heroine of an H-comic!
This is not what brothers and sisters should do! If my adopted sister takes the initiative to play the flute for me, I will agree to it without hesitation, but what about my real sister? Amy is only thinking about pushing back on me, her biological brother! Don’t I refuse anyone who comes
Even in terms of sexual education, we cannot completely avoid it. At least she must know how to protect herself and not say misleading words. Also, the toxins brought to her by H comics must be gradually eliminated - I believe that the content of porn movies is It has already caused a family tragedy. If we believe the content of H comics, we must not extend the tragedy to the next generation!
how? Are you still planning to occupy the dragon's back and let me ride the phoenix
I hope the unknown chemical paint on Xiao Qin’s straw hat can attract the blue morpho butterflies for a while.
Although there is no need to be as innocent as Gong Caicai, it is better for girls to be less exposed to pornographic content. Besides, Xiaoqin will most likely become my sister. Giving her a proper education is what a brother should do. Take responsibility!
It's not as painful as you said. When you can't sleep, you can fall asleep by masturbating. Although you will feel empty after masturbating...
After a long time of hard work, I finally persuaded Xiaoqin to leave the cliff and return to the path up the mountain with me.
To be honest, I'm a bit tone-deaf. Amy said that she doesn't want to listen to her own records. I think that compared to Xiaoqin, Amy's songs can be regarded as natural sounds.
Although there is no need to be as innocent as Gong Caicai, it is better for girls to be less exposed to pornographic content. Besides, Xiaoqin will most likely become my sister. Giving her a proper education is what a brother should do. Take responsibility!
I took a look at the blue morpho butterfly on Xiaoqin's straw hat. We talked for a long time, but it still didn't scare it away. Could it be that Xiaoqin's straw hat was bought from a street stall and contained some weird chemical paint that attracted the blue morpho butterfly?
I hope the unknown chemical paint on Xiao Qin’s straw hat can attract the blue morpho butterflies for a while.
Although there is no need to be as innocent as Gong Caicai, it is better for girls to be less exposed to pornographic content. Besides, Xiaoqin will most likely become my sister. Giving her a proper education is what a brother should do. Take responsibility!
"Xiaoqin, are you afraid of butterflies?"
This is not what brothers and sisters should do! If my adopted sister takes the initiative to play the flute for me, I will agree to it without hesitation, but what about my real sister? Amy is only thinking about pushing back on me, her biological brother! Don’t I refuse anyone who comes
"Classmate Ye Lin, can you help me get my straw hat first?" Xiao Qin suddenly asked.
"Uh-huh," I cleared my throat, "Girls can't just say the word 'blow the flute,' you know? Because the ancient Chinese poets were too pornographic and violent, so this word has the same meaning as 'blow the trumpet.'" …”
Well, I can imagine how Eunuch Cao laughed in confusion after hearing the word "playing the flute".
"So..." I didn't know how to say it.
"As classmate Ye Lin's girlfriend, isn't it my duty to help classmate Ye Lin relieve his pain?"
"What a pity. If I played the flute for classmate Ye Lin, maybe a phoenix would fall from the sky..."
"O(∩_∩)O haha~ Wear the butterfly on your head and go back to the camp to show it off!" Xiaoqin smiled like a peach blossom, "It must be my pure heart that attracted the beautiful butterfly! She is indeed a woman main character!"
Where is your soul pure? Even if there are really pure places, most of them have been polluted, okay? I don’t think you look like the heroine of a shoujo manga, but more like the heroine of an H-comic!
I took a look at the blue morpho butterfly on Xiaoqin's straw hat. We talked for a long time, but it still didn't scare it away. Could it be that Xiaoqin's straw hat was bought from a street stall and contained some weird chemical paint that attracted the blue morpho butterfly?
Xiao Qin immediately blushed. She might not really know this.
I hope the unknown chemical paint on Xiao Qin’s straw hat can attract the blue morpho butterflies for a while.
Hey, hey, hey, don’t throw yourself in my arms and say strange things! I hugged you because I regarded you as my sister! (In addition, I am afraid of heights and want to find something to hold on to.) If you tease me with words, what should I do if I raise the national flag below
Of course, although Nong Yu and Xiao Shi were married to Ming matchmakers, they were two real music lovers, and they had never done anything very pornographic or violent. Influenced by "Blow the flute", the word "Nongyu blow the flute" gradually has other meanings...
"Classmate Ye Lin, can you help me get my straw hat first?" Xiao Qin suddenly asked.
"No wonder, no wonder, when old man Zhang was giving a lecture, some boys were laughing below. Eunuch Cao laughed especially hard..."
I hope the unknown chemical paint on Xiao Qin’s straw hat can attract the blue morpho butterflies for a while.
"Classmate Ye Lin, did you know?" Xiaoqin snuggled into my arms after humming for a while and said, "They say 'a phoenix never lands in a treasureless land', and a beautiful butterfly landed on my head. My sincerity must have moved God, who thinks I am a living treasure..."
"Well, Xiaoqin..." I said to her seriously, "don't say random things like 'you want to play the flute for me' in the future!"
It's not as painful as you said. When you can't sleep, you can fall asleep by masturbating. Although you will feel empty after masturbating...
At this moment, there is a more important factor to consider - this is on a cliff! My fear of heights still attacks from time to time! If something went wrong, Xiaoqin and I rolled down the cliff together. When the body was found, everyone saw that my pants had dropped to my knees, and there was some discordant solid or liquid in Xiaoqin's mouth. What do you think
"Why?" Xiaoqin was puzzled, "Don't you, classmate Ye Lin, want to fly to the fairy tale world with me? Why not let you ride the dragon?"
Although generally speaking, Xiaoqin did not stay still, and the blue morpho butterfly should have flown away long ago.
Well, I can imagine how Eunuch Cao laughed in confusion after hearing the word "playing the flute".
"It's a pity that I can't play the flute..." Xiaoqin suddenly said again.
However, Xiaoqin was very proud and wanted to bring the butterfly back to the camp to show everyone. I didn’t want to disappoint her, but I was worried that the butterfly would run away halfway.
Well, I can imagine how Eunuch Cao laughed in confusion after hearing the word "playing the flute".
I think it's time to catch the blue morpho butterfly on Xiaoqin's straw hat. Maybe I can sell it for tens of thousands of dollars, but I can't let the soft girl coins I got get away with me.
"I'm so stupid." Xiaoqin lowered her head in frustration, "I even said that I would work harder on the path of perversion, but in the end I didn't even know the true meaning of playing the flute..."
Hey, hey, hey, don’t throw yourself in my arms and say strange things! I hugged you because I regarded you as my sister! (In addition, I am afraid of heights and want to find something to hold on to.) If you tease me with words, what should I do if I raise the national flag below
"What a pity. If I played the flute for classmate Ye Lin, maybe a phoenix would fall from the sky..."
Xiao Shi and Nong Yu, the immortal couple, left many idioms for future generations, such as "riding a dragon to get a son-in-law" (Xiao Shi, as the son-in-law of Duke Mu of Qin, finally rode a dragon to the sky) and "there is a phoenix coming to the ceremony" " (When Nongyu reached her husband's ninth success in playing the flute, she attracted Phoenix - she always felt that her husband was better at playing the flute than she was, which was worth complaining about).
Although generally speaking, Xiaoqin did not stay still, and the blue morpho butterfly should have flown away long ago.
"O(∩_∩)O haha~ Wear the butterfly on your head and go back to the camp to show it off!" Xiaoqin smiled like a peach blossom, "It must be my pure heart that attracted the beautiful butterfly! She is indeed a woman main character!"
However, Xiaoqin was very proud and wanted to bring the butterfly back to the camp to show everyone. I didn’t want to disappoint her, but I was worried that the butterfly would run away halfway.
No one will blame you! Could it be that she is like Xiong Yaoyue, who carelessly watches porn and is proficient in all male topics, so proficient that she can make all her male teammates blush when she turns on the audio in games
Even in terms of sexual education, we cannot completely avoid it. At least she must know how to protect herself and not say misleading words. Also, the toxins brought to her by H comics must be gradually eliminated - I believe that the content of porn movies is It has already caused a family tragedy. If we believe the content of H comics, we must not extend the tragedy to the next generation!
Xiao Shi and Nong Yu, the immortal couple, left many idioms for future generations, such as "riding a dragon to get a son-in-law" (Xiao Shi, as the son-in-law of Duke Mu of Qin, finally rode a dragon to the sky) and "there is a phoenix coming to the ceremony" " (When Nongyu reached her husband's ninth success in playing the flute, she attracted Phoenix - she always felt that her husband was better at playing the flute than she was, which was worth complaining about).
It's not as painful as you said. When you can't sleep, you can fall asleep by masturbating. Although you will feel empty after masturbating...
"(*^__^*)Hehe... Then I'm not afraid! If it's an ugly moth, I'll scream!"
"Xiaoqin, are you afraid of butterflies?"
"Uh-huh," I cleared my throat, "Girls can't just say the word 'blow the flute,' you know? Because the ancient Chinese poets were too pornographic and violent, so this word has the same meaning as 'blow the trumpet.'" …”
However, Xiaoqin was very proud and wanted to bring the butterfly back to the camp to show everyone. I didn’t want to disappoint her, but I was worried that the butterfly would run away halfway.
how? Are you still planning to occupy the dragon's back and let me ride the phoenix
Although there is no need to be as innocent as Gong Caicai, it is better for girls to be less exposed to pornographic content. Besides, Xiaoqin will most likely become my sister. Giving her a proper education is what a brother should do. Take responsibility!
However, Xiaoqin was very proud and wanted to bring the butterfly back to the camp to show everyone. I didn’t want to disappoint her, but I was worried that the butterfly would run away halfway.
Xiao Shi and Nong Yu, the immortal couple, left many idioms for future generations, such as "riding a dragon to get a son-in-law" (Xiao Shi, as the son-in-law of Duke Mu of Qin, finally rode a dragon to the sky) and "there is a phoenix coming to the ceremony" " (When Nongyu reached her husband's ninth success in playing the flute, she attracted Phoenix - she always felt that her husband was better at playing the flute than she was, which was worth complaining about).
"Well! I really want to see what kind of butterfly it is, and besides..." Xiaoqin shyly put the index fingers of her hands together, "Ye Lin, help me hold the hat, so I can give it to classmate Ye Lin... Blow, blow, blow. Play the flute!”
Even in terms of sexual education, we cannot completely avoid it. At least she must know how to protect herself and not say misleading words. Also, the toxins brought to her by H comics must be gradually eliminated - I believe that the content of porn movies is It has already caused a family tragedy. If we believe the content of H comics, we must not extend the tragedy to the next generation!
"Well, stop joking. Get off me first. It's too unsafe here. Let's go back to the camp on the top of the mountain."
Xiao Shi and Nong Yu, the immortal couple, left many idioms for future generations, such as "riding a dragon to get a son-in-law" (Xiao Shi, as the son-in-law of Duke Mu of Qin, finally rode a dragon to the sky) and "there is a phoenix coming to the ceremony" " (When Nongyu reached her husband's ninth success in playing the flute, she attracted Phoenix - she always felt that her husband was better at playing the flute than she was, which was worth complaining about).
"So..." I didn't know how to say it.
Although there is no need to be as innocent as Gong Caicai, it is better for girls to be less exposed to pornographic content. Besides, Xiaoqin will most likely become my sister. Giving her a proper education is what a brother should do. Take responsibility!
“Where” exactly is “where”? Why do you make me look like a super pervert
I took a look at the blue morpho butterfly on Xiaoqin's straw hat. We talked for a long time, but it still didn't scare it away. Could it be that Xiaoqin's straw hat was bought from a street stall and contained some weird chemical paint that attracted the blue morpho butterfly?
"Classmate Ye Lin, can you help me get my straw hat first?" Xiao Qin suddenly asked.
"Classmate Ye Lin, can you help me get my straw hat first?" Xiao Qin suddenly asked.
"No wonder, no wonder, when old man Zhang was giving a lecture, some boys were laughing below. Eunuch Cao laughed especially hard..."
etc! If you know the meaning of the word and still say it stumblingly, it means that you want to...
This is not what brothers and sisters should do! If my adopted sister takes the initiative to play the flute for me, I will agree to it without hesitation, but what about my real sister? Amy is only thinking about pushing back on me, her biological brother! Don’t I refuse anyone who comes
Even though I can't help but imagine what it would feel like if it really happened, I always feel:
"Eh? Do you want to see the butterfly on the straw hat with your own eyes? If you move the hat casually, it might fly away!"
No one will blame you! Could it be that she is like Xiong Yaoyue, who carelessly watches porn and is proficient in all male topics, so proficient that she can make all her male teammates blush when she turns on the audio in games
"No wonder, no wonder, when old man Zhang was giving a lecture, some boys were laughing below. Eunuch Cao laughed especially hard..."
"Eh? Do you want to see the butterfly on the straw hat with your own eyes? If you move the hat casually, it might fly away!"
"Why?" Xiaoqin was puzzled, "Don't you, classmate Ye Lin, want to fly to the fairy tale world with me? Why not let you ride the dragon?"
"Classmate Ye Lin, did you know?" Xiaoqin snuggled into my arms after humming for a while and said, "They say 'a phoenix never lands in a treasureless land', and a beautiful butterfly landed on my head. My sincerity must have moved God, who thinks I am a living treasure..."
"We must have gone to the fairy tale world! I really want to go with classmate Ye Lin!"
Don't use the word "mating"! It makes us look like animals!
Although generally speaking, Xiaoqin did not stay still, and the blue morpho butterfly should have flown away long ago.
"(*^__^*)Hehe... Then I'm not afraid! If it's an ugly moth, I'll scream!"
Shut up! Shut up in every sense of the word!
Even in terms of sexual education, we cannot completely avoid it. At least she must know how to protect herself and not say misleading words. Also, the toxins brought to her by H comics must be gradually eliminated - I believe that the content of porn movies is It has already caused a family tragedy. If we believe the content of H comics, we must not extend the tragedy to the next generation!
Xiao Qin immediately blushed. She might not really know this.
"Beautiful," I smiled, "not ordinary beautiful."
"Well, stop joking. Get off me first. It's too unsafe here. Let's go back to the camp on the top of the mountain."
"La la la~♪" Xiaoqin heard that a beautiful butterfly fell on her straw hat, and she happily hummed a tune.
Don't use the word "mating"! It makes us look like animals!
"Well! I really want to see what kind of butterfly it is, and besides..." Xiaoqin shyly put the index fingers of her hands together, "Ye Lin, help me hold the hat, so I can give it to classmate Ye Lin... Blow, blow, blow. Play the flute!”
“Where” exactly is “where”? Why do you make me look like a super pervert
"It is often said in H-comics that boys of Ye Lin's age will be tortured by the desire to mate, and will toss and turn at night unable to sleep..."
"It is often said in H-comics that boys of Ye Lin's age will be tortured by the desire to mate, and will toss and turn at night unable to sleep..."
Scared... scared me! It turns out that what he was playing was the real Xiao! I must have been sleeping when Old Man Zhang told this allusion, but my father also mentioned this allusion, and I remembered it as soon as Xiaoqin mentioned it.
Didn't you understand what I just said? Girls shouldn’t mention this word casually! And don’t you already know what it means, that no dragons or phoenixes will be attracted...
Present your arguments as a matter of course.
At this moment, there is a more important factor to consider - this is on a cliff! My fear of heights still attacks from time to time! If something went wrong, Xiaoqin and I rolled down the cliff together. When the body was found, everyone saw that my pants had dropped to my knees, and there was some discordant solid or liquid in Xiaoqin's mouth. What do you think
Didn't you understand what I just said? Girls shouldn’t mention this word casually! And don’t you already know what it means, that no dragons or phoenixes will be attracted...
No one will blame you! Could it be that she is like Xiong Yaoyue, who carelessly watches porn and is proficient in all male topics, so proficient that she can make all her male teammates blush when she turns on the audio in games
"Well! I really want to see what kind of butterfly it is, and besides..." Xiaoqin shyly put the index fingers of her hands together, "Ye Lin, help me hold the hat, so I can give it to classmate Ye Lin... Blow, blow, blow. Play the flute!”
Why would Aunt Ren list all the prohibited items for you to see? It goes without saying that playing the flute is prohibited! Aunt Ren clearly said that before we graduate from high school, the most we can progress to is kissing!
"What a pity. If I played the flute for classmate Ye Lin, maybe a phoenix would fall from the sky..."
"What a pity. If I played the flute for classmate Ye Lin, maybe a phoenix would fall from the sky..."
"No wonder, no wonder, when old man Zhang was giving a lecture, some boys were laughing below. Eunuch Cao laughed especially hard..."
"We must have gone to the fairy tale world! I really want to go with classmate Ye Lin!"
There is actually no essential difference between moths and butterflies, right? Since your attitude towards bugs is so superficial, why did you choose someone as ugly as me as your boyfriend? I am no longer the cute young lady you bullied me back then!
etc! If you know the meaning of the word and still say it stumblingly, it means that you want to...
"Why?" Xiaoqin was puzzled, "Don't you, classmate Ye Lin, want to fly to the fairy tale world with me? Why not let you ride the dragon?"
"Well, Xiaoqin..." I said to her seriously, "don't say random things like 'you want to play the flute for me' in the future!"
Don't be kidding! I do think that your unreliable sister should receive some reliable sex education, but you can’t demonstrate it yourself! There is no need in this world to use his body as a prop, and he teaches his sister how to play the flute himself!
"So..." I didn't know how to say it.
"Eh? Do you want to see the butterfly on the straw hat with your own eyes? If you move the hat casually, it might fly away!"
Don't be kidding! I do think that your unreliable sister should receive some reliable sex education, but you can’t demonstrate it yourself! There is no need in this world to use his body as a prop, and he teaches his sister how to play the flute himself!
At this moment, there is a more important factor to consider - this is on a cliff! My fear of heights still attacks from time to time! If something went wrong, Xiaoqin and I rolled down the cliff together. When the body was found, everyone saw that my pants had dropped to my knees, and there was some discordant solid or liquid in Xiaoqin's mouth. What do you think
Why! Why did Mao Fenghuang come to watch the two of us fighting on the cliff? Does Phoenix have voyeurism
"Eh? Do you want to see the butterfly on the straw hat with your own eyes? If you move the hat casually, it might fly away!"
etc! If you know the meaning of the word and still say it stumblingly, it means that you want to...
Although generally speaking, Xiaoqin did not stay still, and the blue morpho butterfly should have flown away long ago.
After a long time of hard work, I finally persuaded Xiaoqin to leave the cliff and return to the path up the mountain with me.
"It is often said in H-comics that boys of Ye Lin's age will be tortured by the desire to mate, and will toss and turn at night unable to sleep..."
"Beautiful," I smiled, "not ordinary beautiful."
"Classmate Ye Lin, can you help me get my straw hat first?" Xiao Qin suddenly asked.
However, Xiaoqin was very proud and wanted to bring the butterfly back to the camp to show everyone. I didn’t want to disappoint her, but I was worried that the butterfly would run away halfway.
Don't use the word "mating"! It makes us look like animals!
"Why is Ye Lin looking so surprised?" Xiao Qin pouted and said, "Didn't you listen to Teacher Zhang in Chinese class? I remember the story is that Qin Mugong's daughter Nong Yu was good at playing the sheng, so she She married Xiao Shi, who was good at playing the flute. After Nongyu learned to play the flute from her husband, the sound of the flute attracted dragons and phoenixes, so the couple flew up on the dragons and phoenixes!"
“Where” exactly is “where”? Why do you make me look like a super pervert
Where is your soul pure? Even if there are really pure places, most of them have been polluted, okay? I don’t think you look like the heroine of a shoujo manga, but more like the heroine of an H-comic!
"Classmate Ye Lin, can you help me get my straw hat first?" Xiao Qin suddenly asked.
"Well, Xiaoqin..." I said to her seriously, "don't say random things like 'you want to play the flute for me' in the future!"
"No wonder, no wonder, when old man Zhang was giving a lecture, some boys were laughing below. Eunuch Cao laughed especially hard..."
"(*^__^*)Hehe... Then I'm not afraid! If it's an ugly moth, I'll scream!"
"Oh..." Xiaoqin beat her head in disappointment (the blue morpho butterfly had not flown away yet), "Ye Lin is still thinking about... thinking about that place. I want to play the flute to deal with the problem. Ye Lin My classmates must be laughing at me for being so stupid and naive, right?"
"Although I like classmate Ye Lin like crazy, but apart from dysmenorrhea, I have never been tortured by my body so much that I can't sleep... So, classmate Ye Lin is so perverted because his desire is not satisfied, so he is in great pain, right?"
Even though I can't help but imagine what it would feel like if it really happened, I always feel:
When the time comes, the news headline will definitely be "Junior high school boys and girls fall off a cliff in a field battle", and related photos will leak out secretly and be widely circulated on the Internet. What kind of face do I have when the squad leader saw that scene, and when the whole country saw that scene? See our ancestors! Even my eighteenth generation ancestors can’t get married!
So with superhuman willpower, I refused the service Xiaoqin wanted to provide me.
how? Are you still planning to occupy the dragon's back and let me ride the phoenix
"La la la~♪" Xiaoqin heard that a beautiful butterfly fell on her straw hat, and she happily hummed a tune.
It's not as painful as you said. When you can't sleep, you can fall asleep by masturbating. Although you will feel empty after masturbating...
Xiao Qin immediately blushed. She might not really know this.
"Well! I really want to see what kind of butterfly it is, and besides..." Xiaoqin shyly put the index fingers of her hands together, "Ye Lin, help me hold the hat, so I can give it to classmate Ye Lin... Blow, blow, blow. Play the flute!”
"Classmate Ye Lin, can you help me get my straw hat first?" Xiao Qin suddenly asked.
Although there is no need to be as innocent as Gong Caicai, it is better for girls to be less exposed to pornographic content. Besides, Xiaoqin will most likely become my sister. Giving her a proper education is what a brother should do. Take responsibility!
Scared... scared me! It turns out that what he was playing was the real Xiao! I must have been sleeping when Old Man Zhang told this allusion, but my father also mentioned this allusion, and I remembered it as soon as Xiaoqin mentioned it.
I took a look at the blue morpho butterfly on Xiaoqin's straw hat. We talked for a long time, but it still didn't scare it away. Could it be that Xiaoqin's straw hat was bought from a street stall and contained some weird chemical paint that attracted the blue morpho butterfly?
"Well! I really want to see what kind of butterfly it is, and besides..." Xiaoqin shyly put the index fingers of her hands together, "Ye Lin, help me hold the hat, so I can give it to classmate Ye Lin... Blow, blow, blow. Play the flute!”
"As classmate Ye Lin's girlfriend, isn't it my duty to help classmate Ye Lin relieve his pain?"
Didn't you understand what I just said? Girls shouldn’t mention this word casually! And don’t you already know what it means, that no dragons or phoenixes will be attracted...
Why would Aunt Ren list all the prohibited items for you to see? It goes without saying that playing the flute is prohibited! Aunt Ren clearly said that before we graduate from high school, the most we can progress to is kissing!
To be honest, I'm a bit tone-deaf. Amy said that she doesn't want to listen to her own records. I think that compared to Xiaoqin, Amy's songs can be regarded as natural sounds.
Present your arguments as a matter of course.
Kissing has already broken through, okay? If I really dare to ask Xiaoqin to play the flute for me, Aunt Ren will cripple me if she finds out! Then I can participate in the Special Olympics and bring honor to my country!
how? Are you still planning to occupy the dragon's back and let me ride the phoenix
"Although, although my mother has strictly prohibited me from mating with classmate Ye Lin, I should be able to play the flute! Mom did not explicitly say that I am not allowed to play the flute for classmate Ye Lin! As long as I can remove classmate Ye Lin's If it’s painful…”
"Classmate Ye Lin, did you know?" Xiaoqin snuggled into my arms after humming for a while and said, "They say 'a phoenix never lands in a treasureless land', and a beautiful butterfly landed on my head. My sincerity must have moved God, who thinks I am a living treasure..."
"Why?" Xiaoqin was puzzled, "Don't you, classmate Ye Lin, want to fly to the fairy tale world with me? Why not let you ride the dragon?"
Xiao Shi and Nong Yu, the immortal couple, left many idioms for future generations, such as "riding a dragon to get a son-in-law" (Xiao Shi, as the son-in-law of Duke Mu of Qin, finally rode a dragon to the sky) and "there is a phoenix coming to the ceremony" " (When Nongyu reached her husband's ninth success in playing the flute, she attracted Phoenix - she always felt that her husband was better at playing the flute than she was, which was worth complaining about).
"Classmate Ye Lin, did you know?" Xiaoqin snuggled into my arms after humming for a while and said, "They say 'a phoenix never lands in a treasureless land', and a beautiful butterfly landed on my head. My sincerity must have moved God, who thinks I am a living treasure..."
Why! Why did Mao Fenghuang come to watch the two of us fighting on the cliff? Does Phoenix have voyeurism
Why! Why did Mao Fenghuang come to watch the two of us fighting on the cliff? Does Phoenix have voyeurism
"Eh? Where are the butterflies?" Xiaoqin looked to both sides and found nothing. Then through my eyes, she realized that the butterfly might land on her straw hat.
Present your arguments as a matter of course.
Shut up! Shut up in every sense of the word!
how? Are you still planning to occupy the dragon's back and let me ride the phoenix
I took a look at the blue morpho butterfly on Xiaoqin's straw hat. We talked for a long time, but it still didn't scare it away. Could it be that Xiaoqin's straw hat was bought from a street stall and contained some weird chemical paint that attracted the blue morpho butterfly?
Why would Aunt Ren list all the prohibited items for you to see? It goes without saying that playing the flute is prohibited! Aunt Ren clearly said that before we graduate from high school, the most we can progress to is kissing!
I think it's time to catch the blue morpho butterfly on Xiaoqin's straw hat. Maybe I can sell it for tens of thousands of dollars, but I can't let the soft girl coins I got get away with me.
"Eh? Do you want to see the butterfly on the straw hat with your own eyes? If you move the hat casually, it might fly away!"
Of course, although Nong Yu and Xiao Shi were married to Ming matchmakers, they were two real music lovers, and they had never done anything very pornographic or violent. Influenced by "Blow the flute", the word "Nongyu blow the flute" gradually has other meanings...
Present your arguments as a matter of course.
Xiao Shi and Nong Yu, the immortal couple, left many idioms for future generations, such as "riding a dragon to get a son-in-law" (Xiao Shi, as the son-in-law of Duke Mu of Qin, finally rode a dragon to the sky) and "there is a phoenix coming to the ceremony" " (When Nongyu reached her husband's ninth success in playing the flute, she attracted Phoenix - she always felt that her husband was better at playing the flute than she was, which was worth complaining about).
There is actually no essential difference between moths and butterflies, right? Since your attitude towards bugs is so superficial, why did you choose someone as ugly as me as your boyfriend? I am no longer the cute young lady you bullied me back then!
Kissing has already broken through, okay? If I really dare to ask Xiaoqin to play the flute for me, Aunt Ren will cripple me if she finds out! Then I can participate in the Special Olympics and bring honor to my country!
After a long time of hard work, I finally persuaded Xiaoqin to leave the cliff and return to the path up the mountain with me.
Don't be kidding! I do think that your unreliable sister should receive some reliable sex education, but you can’t demonstrate it yourself! There is no need in this world to use his body as a prop, and he teaches his sister how to play the flute himself!
Isn’t that a “living treasure”! You usually do all kinds of tricks and make fun of you, but you are quite proud of it!
Scared... scared me! It turns out that what he was playing was the real Xiao! I must have been sleeping when Old Man Zhang told this allusion, but my father also mentioned this allusion, and I remembered it as soon as Xiaoqin mentioned it.
And Xiaoqin has been upgraded from girlfriend to sister! Even though she is my adopted sister, even though she took the initiative to play the flute for me, as a man it is impossible for me not to be completely unmoved, but it still doesn’t work!
"Beautiful," I smiled, "not ordinary beautiful."
There is actually no essential difference between moths and butterflies, right? Since your attitude towards bugs is so superficial, why did you choose someone as ugly as me as your boyfriend? I am no longer the cute young lady you bullied me back then!
"Although, although my mother has strictly prohibited me from mating with classmate Ye Lin, I should be able to play the flute! Mom did not explicitly say that I am not allowed to play the flute for classmate Ye Lin! As long as I can remove classmate Ye Lin's If it’s painful…”
So with superhuman willpower, I refused the service Xiaoqin wanted to provide me.
I suddenly remembered that Xiaoqin was afraid of bugs. Although she was not afraid of the brightly colored seven-spotted ladybugs, she did not explicitly say whether she was afraid of butterflies.
This is not what brothers and sisters should do! If my adopted sister takes the initiative to play the flute for me, I will agree to it without hesitation, but what about my real sister? Amy is only thinking about pushing back on me, her biological brother! Don’t I refuse anyone who comes
"No wonder, no wonder, when old man Zhang was giving a lecture, some boys were laughing below. Eunuch Cao laughed especially hard..."
"So..." I didn't know how to say it.
At this moment, there is a more important factor to consider - this is on a cliff! My fear of heights still attacks from time to time! If something went wrong, Xiaoqin and I rolled down the cliff together. When the body was found, everyone saw that my pants had dropped to my knees, and there was some discordant solid or liquid in Xiaoqin's mouth. What do you think
"I'm so stupid." Xiaoqin lowered her head in frustration, "I even said that I would work harder on the path of perversion, but in the end I didn't even know the true meaning of playing the flute..."
However, Xiaoqin was very proud and wanted to bring the butterfly back to the camp to show everyone. I didn’t want to disappoint her, but I was worried that the butterfly would run away halfway.
When the time comes, the news headline will definitely be "Junior high school boys and girls fall off a cliff in a field battle", and related photos will leak out secretly and be widely circulated on the Internet. What kind of face do I have when the squad leader saw that scene, and when the whole country saw that scene? See our ancestors! Even my eighteenth generation ancestors can’t get married!
Scared... scared me! It turns out that what he was playing was the real Xiao! I must have been sleeping when Old Man Zhang told this allusion, but my father also mentioned this allusion, and I remembered it as soon as Xiaoqin mentioned it.
"It is often said in H-comics that boys of Ye Lin's age will be tortured by the desire to mate, and will toss and turn at night unable to sleep..."
"I'm so stupid." Xiaoqin lowered her head in frustration, "I even said that I would work harder on the path of perversion, but in the end I didn't even know the true meaning of playing the flute..."
"Oh..." Xiaoqin beat her head in disappointment (the blue morpho butterfly had not flown away yet), "Ye Lin is still thinking about... thinking about that place. I want to play the flute to deal with the problem. Ye Lin My classmates must be laughing at me for being so stupid and naive, right?"
When the time comes, the news headline will definitely be "Junior high school boys and girls fall off a cliff in a field battle", and related photos will leak out secretly and be widely circulated on the Internet. What kind of face do I have when the squad leader saw that scene, and when the whole country saw that scene? See our ancestors! Even my eighteenth generation ancestors can’t get married!
"Uh-huh," I cleared my throat, "Girls can't just say the word 'blow the flute,' you know? Because the ancient Chinese poets were too pornographic and violent, so this word has the same meaning as 'blow the trumpet.'" …”
Although generally speaking, Xiaoqin did not stay still, and the blue morpho butterfly should have flown away long ago.
I took a look at the blue morpho butterfly on Xiaoqin's straw hat. We talked for a long time, but it still didn't scare it away. Could it be that Xiaoqin's straw hat was bought from a street stall and contained some weird chemical paint that attracted the blue morpho butterfly?
At this moment, there is a more important factor to consider - this is on a cliff! My fear of heights still attacks from time to time! If something went wrong, Xiaoqin and I rolled down the cliff together. When the body was found, everyone saw that my pants had dropped to my knees, and there was some discordant solid or liquid in Xiaoqin's mouth. What do you think
"Classmate Ye Lin, did you know?" Xiaoqin snuggled into my arms after humming for a while and said, "They say 'a phoenix never lands in a treasureless land', and a beautiful butterfly landed on my head. My sincerity must have moved God, who thinks I am a living treasure..."
“Where” exactly is “where”? Why do you make me look like a super pervert
Xiao Qin immediately blushed. She might not really know this.
So with superhuman willpower, I refused the service Xiaoqin wanted to provide me.
There is actually no essential difference between moths and butterflies, right? Since your attitude towards bugs is so superficial, why did you choose someone as ugly as me as your boyfriend? I am no longer the cute young lady you bullied me back then!
"Classmate Ye Lin, did you know?" Xiaoqin snuggled into my arms after humming for a while and said, "They say 'a phoenix never lands in a treasureless land', and a beautiful butterfly landed on my head. My sincerity must have moved God, who thinks I am a living treasure..."
However, Xiaoqin was very proud and wanted to bring the butterfly back to the camp to show everyone. I didn’t want to disappoint her, but I was worried that the butterfly would run away halfway.
Even though I can't help but imagine what it would feel like if it really happened, I always feel:
This is not what brothers and sisters should do! If my adopted sister takes the initiative to play the flute for me, I will agree to it without hesitation, but what about my real sister? Amy is only thinking about pushing back on me, her biological brother! Don’t I refuse anyone who comes
"Xiaoqin, are you afraid of butterflies?"
"It's a pity that I can't play the flute..." Xiaoqin suddenly said again.
I took a look at the blue morpho butterfly on Xiaoqin's straw hat. We talked for a long time, but it still didn't scare it away. Could it be that Xiaoqin's straw hat was bought from a street stall and contained some weird chemical paint that attracted the blue morpho butterfly?
—At least change to a less dangerous place!
"Why?" Xiaoqin was puzzled, "Don't you, classmate Ye Lin, want to fly to the fairy tale world with me? Why not let you ride the dragon?"
—At least change to a less dangerous place!
Hey, hey, hey, don’t throw yourself in my arms and say strange things! I hugged you because I regarded you as my sister! (In addition, I am afraid of heights and want to find something to hold on to.) If you tease me with words, what should I do if I raise the national flag below
"It is often said in H-comics that boys of Ye Lin's age will be tortured by the desire to mate, and will toss and turn at night unable to sleep..."
"Well, stop joking. Get off me first. It's too unsafe here. Let's go back to the camp on the top of the mountain."
Of course, although Nong Yu and Xiao Shi were married to Ming matchmakers, they were two real music lovers, and they had never done anything very pornographic or violent. Influenced by "Blow the flute", the word "Nongyu blow the flute" gradually has other meanings...
Don't use the word "mating"! It makes us look like animals!
"Classmate Ye Lin, did you know?" Xiaoqin snuggled into my arms after humming for a while and said, "They say 'a phoenix never lands in a treasureless land', and a beautiful butterfly landed on my head. My sincerity must have moved God, who thinks I am a living treasure..."
"Oh..." Xiaoqin beat her head in disappointment (the blue morpho butterfly had not flown away yet), "Ye Lin is still thinking about... thinking about that place. I want to play the flute to deal with the problem. Ye Lin My classmates must be laughing at me for being so stupid and naive, right?"
I think it's time to catch the blue morpho butterfly on Xiaoqin's straw hat. Maybe I can sell it for tens of thousands of dollars, but I can't let the soft girl coins I got get away with me.
Although there is no need to be as innocent as Gong Caicai, it is better for girls to be less exposed to pornographic content. Besides, Xiaoqin will most likely become my sister. Giving her a proper education is what a brother should do. Take responsibility!
“Where” exactly is “where”? Why do you make me look like a super pervert
Kissing has already broken through, okay? If I really dare to ask Xiaoqin to play the flute for me, Aunt Ren will cripple me if she finds out! Then I can participate in the Special Olympics and bring honor to my country!
"As classmate Ye Lin's girlfriend, isn't it my duty to help classmate Ye Lin relieve his pain?"
Shut up! Shut up in every sense of the word!
"It's a pity that I can't play the flute..." Xiaoqin suddenly said again.
"Eh? Where are the butterflies?" Xiaoqin looked to both sides and found nothing. Then through my eyes, she realized that the butterfly might land on her straw hat.
Even in terms of sexual education, we cannot completely avoid it. At least she must know how to protect herself and not say misleading words. Also, the toxins brought to her by H comics must be gradually eliminated - I believe that the content of porn movies is It has already caused a family tragedy. If we believe the content of H comics, we must not extend the tragedy to the next generation!
After a long time of hard work, I finally persuaded Xiaoqin to leave the cliff and return to the path up the mountain with me.
I suddenly remembered that Xiaoqin was afraid of bugs. Although she was not afraid of the brightly colored seven-spotted ladybugs, she did not explicitly say whether she was afraid of butterflies.
It's not as painful as you said. When you can't sleep, you can fall asleep by masturbating. Although you will feel empty after masturbating...
"Well, stop joking. Get off me first. It's too unsafe here. Let's go back to the camp on the top of the mountain."
I think it's time to catch the blue morpho butterfly on Xiaoqin's straw hat. Maybe I can sell it for tens of thousands of dollars, but I can't let the soft girl coins I got get away with me.
And Xiaoqin has been upgraded from girlfriend to sister! Even though she is my adopted sister, even though she took the initiative to play the flute for me, as a man it is impossible for me not to be completely unmoved, but it still doesn’t work!
There is actually no essential difference between moths and butterflies, right? Since your attitude towards bugs is so superficial, why did you choose someone as ugly as me as your boyfriend? I am no longer the cute young lady you bullied me back then!
"La la la~♪" Xiaoqin heard that a beautiful butterfly fell on her straw hat, and she happily hummed a tune.
"Beautiful," I smiled, "not ordinary beautiful."
Well, I can imagine how Eunuch Cao laughed in confusion after hearing the word "playing the flute".
"Well, Xiaoqin..." I said to her seriously, "don't say random things like 'you want to play the flute for me' in the future!"
And Xiaoqin has been upgraded from girlfriend to sister! Even though she is my adopted sister, even though she took the initiative to play the flute for me, as a man it is impossible for me not to be completely unmoved, but it still doesn’t work!
"O(∩_∩)O haha~ Wear the butterfly on your head and go back to the camp to show it off!" Xiaoqin smiled like a peach blossom, "It must be my pure heart that attracted the beautiful butterfly! She is indeed a woman main character!"
It's not as painful as you said. When you can't sleep, you can fall asleep by masturbating. Although you will feel empty after masturbating...
After a long time of hard work, I finally persuaded Xiaoqin to leave the cliff and return to the path up the mountain with me.
Shut up! Shut up in every sense of the word!
Why! Why did Mao Fenghuang come to watch the two of us fighting on the cliff? Does Phoenix have voyeurism
When the time comes, the news headline will definitely be "Junior high school boys and girls fall off a cliff in a field battle", and related photos will leak out secretly and be widely circulated on the Internet. What kind of face do I have when the squad leader saw that scene, and when the whole country saw that scene? See our ancestors! Even my eighteenth generation ancestors can’t get married!
Where is your soul pure? Even if there are really pure places, most of them have been polluted, okay? I don’t think you look like the heroine of a shoujo manga, but more like the heroine of an H-comic!
"What a pity. If I played the flute for classmate Ye Lin, maybe a phoenix would fall from the sky..."
"Classmate Ye Lin, did you know?" Xiaoqin snuggled into my arms after humming for a while and said, "They say 'a phoenix never lands in a treasureless land', and a beautiful butterfly landed on my head. My sincerity must have moved God, who thinks I am a living treasure..."
"Uh-huh," I cleared my throat, "Girls can't just say the word 'blow the flute,' you know? Because the ancient Chinese poets were too pornographic and violent, so this word has the same meaning as 'blow the trumpet.'" …”
I think it's time to catch the blue morpho butterfly on Xiaoqin's straw hat. Maybe I can sell it for tens of thousands of dollars, but I can't let the soft girl coins I got get away with me.
And Xiaoqin has been upgraded from girlfriend to sister! Even though she is my adopted sister, even though she took the initiative to play the flute for me, as a man it is impossible for me not to be completely unmoved, but it still doesn’t work!
Why would Aunt Ren list all the prohibited items for you to see? It goes without saying that playing the flute is prohibited! Aunt Ren clearly said that before we graduate from high school, the most we can progress to is kissing!
However, Xiaoqin was very proud and wanted to bring the butterfly back to the camp to show everyone. I didn’t want to disappoint her, but I was worried that the butterfly would run away halfway.
"Classmate Ye Lin, did you know?" Xiaoqin snuggled into my arms after humming for a while and said, "They say 'a phoenix never lands in a treasureless land', and a beautiful butterfly landed on my head. My sincerity must have moved God, who thinks I am a living treasure..."
I suddenly remembered that Xiaoqin was afraid of bugs. Although she was not afraid of the brightly colored seven-spotted ladybugs, she did not explicitly say whether she was afraid of butterflies.
"I'm so stupid." Xiaoqin lowered her head in frustration, "I even said that I would work harder on the path of perversion, but in the end I didn't even know the true meaning of playing the flute..."
Xiao Shi and Nong Yu, the immortal couple, left many idioms for future generations, such as "riding a dragon to get a son-in-law" (Xiao Shi, as the son-in-law of Duke Mu of Qin, finally rode a dragon to the sky) and "there is a phoenix coming to the ceremony" " (When Nongyu reached her husband's ninth success in playing the flute, she attracted Phoenix - she always felt that her husband was better at playing the flute than she was, which was worth complaining about).
I hope the unknown chemical paint on Xiao Qin’s straw hat can attract the blue morpho butterflies for a while.
“Where” exactly is “where”? Why do you make me look like a super pervert
No one will blame you! Could it be that she is like Xiong Yaoyue, who carelessly watches porn and is proficient in all male topics, so proficient that she can make all her male teammates blush when she turns on the audio in games