I threatened Amy that if she really sent her nude photos via MMS, I would shut down my phone immediately without even looking at it. I would keep it off until the end of the outing, and then give the phone to Pentheus and ask him to help me. Delete the photo.
"Okay, then I won't take any nude photos..."
"Woof", Obama called out to Pooh who was eating "Wangwang Senbei". Pooh tried to feed the senbei to him, but ended up stuffing it back into his mouth halfway, making Obama roll his eyes in anger.
As soon as I expressed my opinion, Big Speaker suddenly understood and said, "Okay! My aunt has to tear this damn eunuch into pieces today!" He was about to leave angrily.
"Sit down!" I ordered Xiaoqin, "Playing poker is more fun when there are more people!" I walked in the door and sat down on the cushion vacated by the big speaker.
"Um, sister Yuhong, please show mercy!" I quickly begged for mercy. The loudspeaker was always kind to me and called her "fatty", but the flood washed away the Dragon King Temple.
Losing miserably.
I held the phone to my ear that made a busy tone, feeling lost.
Amy ignored me, probably because she was playing tricks on me.
Anyway, Pentheus is an absolute size 0 and has no physical desire for women. Amy doesn't shy away from Pentheus when changing clothes or taking a shower, and even lets him apply sunscreen on herself.
"Tch, you're being sweet!" Big Speaker took back the lobster claws and asked me with a slanted face: "Ye Lin, can you play poker?"
So when Amy sent me a middle finger gesture, in addition to expressing her dissatisfaction, there was also a hidden and bad meaning in it. If I responded with the same middle finger gesture, wouldn't it mean that we, brother and sister, were saying to each other, "I want to do it" You!
There was another knock on the door, rather urgent and quite unwelcome.
I thought I had to poke my eyes in order to thank the world, but the photo attached to the MMS message was not a private part, but Amy's white little hands stained with water drops.
"I'm concerned about classmate Yelin." Xiaoqin's answer was even more outrageous.
Pooh couldn't stand such an unchallenging game at first.
Seeing my extremely determined attitude, Amy said "cut" in disappointment.
Anyway, Pentheus is an absolute size 0 and has no physical desire for women. Amy doesn't shy away from Pentheus when changing clothes or taking a shower, and even lets him apply sunscreen on herself.
"I don't know how to play Landlords," I said, "Let's change the gameplay? How about playing 50K?"
"Hey! Caicai, what's going on with you! Do you know how to play?"
"Isn't that great?" I think Xiaoqin should participate in more group entertainment activities like this so that she can learn how to interact with others normally.
"That's to prevent the royal power from leaking out!" I criticized seriously, "And you know the famous Pharaoh Tutankhamun, right? He is the offspring of a brother-sister marriage! Tutankhamun suffered from clubfoot and was born under the age of 20. died!"
I thought it was rude for Amy to give her middle finger to her brother, so I also raised my middle finger and took a photo to send back to Amy.
"Okay, then I won't take any nude photos..."
Gong Caicai lowered her head and said with a slight trembling: "I, I don't know how to play... Landlord is what my aunt just taught me..."
"Isn't that great?" I think Xiaoqin should participate in more group entertainment activities like this so that she can learn how to interact with others normally.
"Humph, who made it illegal for siblings to talk about these things?" Amy asked me a little annoyed, "Rules, laws, and morals are all things that only the weak should abide by!"
I was about to breathe a sigh of relief when Amy added, "I'm bored, play guessing games with me!"
"I'm... playing Landlords..." Gong Caicai timidly said the answer I wanted. Although based on family background, Gong Caicai is more in line with the status of a landlord.
Anyway, Pentheus is an absolute size 0 and has no physical desire for women. Amy doesn't shy away from Pentheus when changing clothes or taking a shower, and even lets him apply sunscreen on herself.
"I..." Gong Caicai trembled even more, "I dare not say..."
"Okay," I replied, "Should I give the questions or should you give them?"
"I..." Gong Caicai trembled even more, "I dare not say..."
"No," Da Xiaoxue replied, "My Weibo is a food Weibo, not a model Weibo. Besides, I'm afraid that people will Photoshop it when I upload photos."
"Okay, okay," Big Speaker patted his belly. "But PHS just called me and said that someone left a message on my Weibo calling me an old sow! Can I swallow this breath? I have to Go back and work with PHS to scold this guy bloody!"
"I know how to play any game!" Pooh said while drinking Nutritional Express, and he didn't care if the white liquid flowed out of the corner of his mouth.
"Egyptian pharaohs have always had the tradition of brother and sister marrying..." Amy, who was ignorant and unskilled, actually started to give me examples from history.
I had a vague feeling that the person who left the message criticizing Da Xiao might be someone who knew Da Xiao in real life, or maybe it was Eunuch Cao who was kicked by Da Xiao just now.
"Hey! Caicai, what's going on with you! Do you know how to play?"
"Let's take turns," Amy said after stretching, causing the sound of splashing water in the bathtub. "The rules are like this. Each of us | takes a photo of a certain part of the body, and then sends it to the other person. , let the other party guess where it is... "
There was another knock on the door, rather urgent and quite unwelcome.
Pooh couldn't stand such an unchallenging game at first.
"I don't know how to play Landlords," I said, "Let's change the gameplay? How about playing 50K?"
Amy ignored me, probably because she was playing tricks on me.
What's the difference between this and the nude photo just now! I don’t believe you can actually clap your hands or feet, something so easy to guess! Why don’t you want to take a close-up of your private parts for me
"You can play whatever classmate Ye Lin says," Xiao Qin replied, "Even I can..."
What's the difference between this and the nude photo just now! I don’t believe you can actually clap your hands or feet, something so easy to guess! Why don’t you want to take a close-up of your private parts for me
I propose to play "Ghost Draw" instead. This is a super simple game that no one can master, and even if they don't, they can learn it immediately.
"Just hang up! What's the big deal! Dead manservant!" Amy hung up the phone first angrily, and seemed to throw the phone away.
I closed the door when I came in, so that I was in the same room with three girls and a dog.
What's the difference between this and the nude photo just now! I don’t believe you can actually clap your hands or feet, something so easy to guess! Why don’t you want to take a close-up of your private parts for me
Obama nodded very 2B next to him, as if he could understand human speech.
I closed the door when I came in, so that I was in the same room with three girls and a dog.
"Okay," I replied, "Should I give the questions or should you give them?"
I was already nervous, but with a flick of my finger, I failed to call out the lower-level menu, but directly clicked on the text message!
"Eh? Brother, why didn't you say anything? Did you agree? Wait, the phone is not waterproof. I will stand up and take a picture... "
"Stop! No matter where you want to take pictures, stop it! If you don't talk to me about normal topics, I will smash the phone!"
When Eunuch Cao outside the door saw that I didn't answer, he didn't dare to knock on the door anymore and ran away in despair.
"Stop! No matter where you want to take pictures, stop it! If you don't talk to me about normal topics, I will smash the phone!"
When Eunuch Cao outside the door saw that I didn't answer, he didn't dare to knock on the door anymore and ran away in despair.
So the four of us played 50K, and Obama looked on with a 2B expression like "I am the God of Gamblers."
"No," Da Xiaoxue replied, "My Weibo is a food Weibo, not a model Weibo. Besides, I'm afraid that people will Photoshop it when I upload photos."
"Stop! No matter where you want to take pictures, stop it! If you don't talk to me about normal topics, I will smash the phone!"
"That's because the ancients were technologically backward," Amy disagreed. "Nowadays, DNA science can almost 'customize babies.' Rich people can enjoy this technology first. Besides, you don't have to have a baby with your brother. …”
So I gave up sending MMS messages and only sent a text message: "Go to bed early."
"I'm concerned about classmate Yelin." Xiaoqin's answer was even more outrageous.
"Humph, who made it illegal for siblings to talk about these things?" Amy asked me a little annoyed, "Rules, laws, and morals are all things that only the weak should abide by!"
So the four of us played 50K, and Obama looked on with a 2B expression like "I am the God of Gamblers."
As soon as she left, Xiao Qin said to Gong Caicai and Pooh: "I don't play anymore. Even if I play poker, I only play with classmate Ye Lin."
"I don't know how to play Landlords," I said, "Let's change the gameplay? How about playing 50K?"
Did you learn this from Ai Shuqiao? Learn something appropriate for your age!
What's the difference between this and the nude photo just now! I don’t believe you can actually clap your hands or feet, something so easy to guess! Why don’t you want to take a close-up of your private parts for me
"That's to prevent the royal power from leaking out!" I criticized seriously, "And you know the famous Pharaoh Tutankhamun, right? He is the offspring of a brother-sister marriage! Tutankhamun suffered from clubfoot and was born under the age of 20. died!"
"Isn't that great?" I think Xiaoqin should participate in more group entertainment activities like this so that she can learn how to interact with others normally.
Pooh couldn't stand such an unchallenging game at first.
"I know how to play any game!" Pooh said while drinking Nutritional Express, and he didn't care if the white liquid flowed out of the corner of his mouth.
Then Gong Caicai lost.
"Wait," I asked, "have you ever uploaded a photo of yourself on your Weibo?"
"Just hang up! What's the big deal! Dead manservant!" Amy hung up the phone first angrily, and seemed to throw the phone away.
"Egyptian pharaohs have always had the tradition of brother and sister marrying..." Amy, who was ignorant and unskilled, actually started to give me examples from history.
Did you learn this from Ai Shuqiao? Learn something appropriate for your age!
"Okay, okay," Big Speaker patted his belly. "But PHS just called me and said that someone left a message on my Weibo calling me an old sow! Can I swallow this breath? I have to Go back and work with PHS to scold this guy bloody!"
"That's to prevent the royal power from leaking out!" I criticized seriously, "And you know the famous Pharaoh Tutankhamun, right? He is the offspring of a brother-sister marriage! Tutankhamun suffered from clubfoot and was born under the age of 20. died!"
If Gong Caicai was unfortunately born as the daughter of a landlord during the real-life landlord fight to divide the land, she would have suffered all the losses of the lumpen proletarians...
Obama nodded very 2B next to him, as if he could understand human speech.
What's the difference between this and the nude photo just now! I don’t believe you can actually clap your hands or feet, something so easy to guess! Why don’t you want to take a close-up of your private parts for me
"That's because the ancients were technologically backward," Amy disagreed. "Nowadays, DNA science can almost 'customize babies.' Rich people can enjoy this technology first. Besides, you don't have to have a baby with your brother. …”
What's the difference between this and the nude photo just now! I don’t believe you can actually clap your hands or feet, something so easy to guess! Why don’t you want to take a close-up of your private parts for me
"Egyptian pharaohs have always had the tradition of brother and sister marrying..." Amy, who was ignorant and unskilled, actually started to give me examples from history.
As soon as she left, Xiao Qin said to Gong Caicai and Pooh: "I don't play anymore. Even if I play poker, I only play with classmate Ye Lin."
"I don't know how to play Landlords," I said, "Let's change the gameplay? How about playing 50K?"
"If you bring up this topic again, I'll hang up!"
After walking half a step, he turned around and handed me half a deck of cards, and said to me: "Because I asked everyone to come out to play cards, and it would be outrageous to leave midway, so you can play for me for a while, okay?"
Big Speaker made a gesture of "Don't worry when I do the work", and the earth shook and he walked away.
As soon as she left, Xiao Qin said to Gong Caicai and Pooh: "I don't play anymore. Even if I play poker, I only play with classmate Ye Lin."
"I know how to play any game!" Pooh said while drinking Nutritional Express, and he didn't care if the white liquid flowed out of the corner of his mouth.
"It's okay..." At this time, I saw that the door to the room opposite was open, but the monitor was not inside. Obama was temporarily tied to the leg of the bed. There were four cushions on the floor, one of which was empty, and the other three cushions were on , sitting respectively were Gong Caicai who was afraid of dogs, Pooh who was teasing dogs, and Xiao Qin who was sulking at the first two people.
"Okay, okay," Big Speaker patted his belly. "But PHS just called me and said that someone left a message on my Weibo calling me an old sow! Can I swallow this breath? I have to Go back and work with PHS to scold this guy bloody!"
"Isn't that great?" I think Xiaoqin should participate in more group entertainment activities like this so that she can learn how to interact with others normally.
"Tch, you're being sweet!" Big Speaker took back the lobster claws and asked me with a slanted face: "Ye Lin, can you play poker?"
"Just hang up! What's the big deal! Dead manservant!" Amy hung up the phone first angrily, and seemed to throw the phone away.
"It's okay..." At this time, I saw that the door to the room opposite was open, but the monitor was not inside. Obama was temporarily tied to the leg of the bed. There were four cushions on the floor, one of which was empty, and the other three cushions were on , sitting respectively were Gong Caicai who was afraid of dogs, Pooh who was teasing dogs, and Xiao Qin who was sulking at the first two people.
Gong Caicai lowered her head and said with a slight trembling: "I, I don't know how to play... Landlord is what my aunt just taught me..."
Did you learn this from Ai Shuqiao? Learn something appropriate for your age!
I held the phone to my ear that made a busy tone, feeling lost.
"Tch, you're being sweet!" Big Speaker took back the lobster claws and asked me with a slanted face: "Ye Lin, can you play poker?"
I held the phone to my ear that made a busy tone, feeling lost.
"..." Gong Caicai remained silent.
I propose to play "Ghost Draw" instead. This is a super simple game that no one can master, and even if they don't, they can learn it immediately.
"Humph, who made it illegal for siblings to talk about these things?" Amy asked me a little annoyed, "Rules, laws, and morals are all things that only the weak should abide by!"
I was about to breathe a sigh of relief when Amy added, "I'm bored, play guessing games with me!"
But while I was editing the MMS message, I felt a tremor in my heart: No, when Chinese people see the middle finger gesture, their first reaction is "Fuck your mother", but for Europeans and Americans, this gesture means "Fake Squid Bichi" , removing the curse words means "I want to fuck you".
Three minutes later, my phone suddenly sounded a text message alert.
"If you bring up this topic again, I'll hang up!"
As soon as she left, Xiao Qin said to Gong Caicai and Pooh: "I don't play anymore. Even if I play poker, I only play with classmate Ye Lin."
"It's like this," Big Speaker explained to me, "Just now I came to see the monitor to play poker, but the monitor went to see Teacher Yu to discuss tomorrow's schedule, so I called Winnie and Xiaoqin from the next door, and added Gong Caicai, let’s play cards together…”
"I'm concerned about classmate Yelin." Xiaoqin's answer was even more outrageous.
Losing miserably.
I thought I had to poke my eyes in order to thank the world, but the photo attached to the MMS message was not a private part, but Amy's white little hands stained with water drops.
Obama nodded very 2B next to him, as if he could understand human speech.
With a bad premonition, I didn't open the text message, but just looked at the sender - it was a MMS message from Amy! I can’t look at it! I can't play this kind of unscrupulous guessing game with my sister!
Amy ignored me, probably because she was playing tricks on me.
"Isn't that great?" I think Xiaoqin should participate in more group entertainment activities like this so that she can learn how to interact with others normally.
"Eh? Then just now Ye Lin asked everyone if they knew how to play, why didn't you say you couldn't?"
"Eh? Then just now Ye Lin asked everyone if they knew how to play, why didn't you say you couldn't?"
I closed the door when I came in, so that I was in the same room with three girls and a dog.
"Egyptian pharaohs have always had the tradition of brother and sister marrying..." Amy, who was ignorant and unskilled, actually started to give me examples from history.
"Eh? Then just now Ye Lin asked everyone if they knew how to play, why didn't you say you couldn't?"
"Woof", Obama called out to Pooh who was eating "Wangwang Senbei". Pooh tried to feed the senbei to him, but ended up stuffing it back into his mouth halfway, making Obama roll his eyes in anger.
Just as he was about to press and hold the touch screen to delete this text message, Eunuch Cao's voice came from outside the door: "Master, I came here to apologize..."
"Sit down!" I ordered Xiaoqin, "Playing poker is more fun when there are more people!" I walked in the door and sat down on the cushion vacated by the big speaker.
Gong Caicai was originally afraid of Xiaoqin, and Pooh felt guilty towards Xiaoqin, so when Xiaoqin said this, both of them looked embarrassed.
It turned out that the person knocking on the door was a loudspeaker. As soon as she heard the words "die fat man", she raised her lobster claws and pinched the flesh of my arm.
"I'm concerned about classmate Yelin." Xiaoqin's answer was even more outrageous.
What's the difference between this and the nude photo just now! I don’t believe you can actually clap your hands or feet, something so easy to guess! Why don’t you want to take a close-up of your private parts for me
I had a vague feeling that the person who left the message criticizing Da Xiao might be someone who knew Da Xiao in real life, or maybe it was Eunuch Cao who was kicked by Da Xiao just now.
There was another knock on the door, rather urgent and quite unwelcome.
The lotus root is as tender as a lotus root and overflowing with the beauty of the world. It would be better if it didn't give me the middle finger.
I was already nervous, but with a flick of my finger, I failed to call out the lower-level menu, but directly clicked on the text message!
"That's because the ancients were technologically backward," Amy disagreed. "Nowadays, DNA science can almost 'customize babies.' Rich people can enjoy this technology first. Besides, you don't have to have a baby with your brother. …”
Resistive touch screen I hate you! If I didn't have money, I would buy a capacitive screen! And Eunuch Cao, do you know that you have committed a capital crime? You let me see my sister's naked body. Do you know that I will feed you to Obama tonight
"Egyptian pharaohs have always had the tradition of brother and sister marrying..." Amy, who was ignorant and unskilled, actually started to give me examples from history.
Seeing my extremely determined attitude, Amy said "cut" in disappointment.
As soon as I expressed my opinion, Big Speaker suddenly understood and said, "Okay! My aunt has to tear this damn eunuch into pieces today!" He was about to leave angrily.
Gong Caicai was originally afraid of Xiaoqin, and Pooh felt guilty towards Xiaoqin, so when Xiaoqin said this, both of them looked embarrassed.
If Gong Caicai was unfortunately born as the daughter of a landlord during the real-life landlord fight to divide the land, she would have suffered all the losses of the lumpen proletarians...
Resistive touch screen I hate you! If I didn't have money, I would buy a capacitive screen! And Eunuch Cao, do you know that you have committed a capital crime? You let me see my sister's naked body. Do you know that I will feed you to Obama tonight
So I gave up sending MMS messages and only sent a text message: "Go to bed early."
There was another knock on the door, rather urgent and quite unwelcome.
I thought I had to poke my eyes in order to thank the world, but the photo attached to the MMS message was not a private part, but Amy's white little hands stained with water drops.
"I know how to play any game!" Pooh said while drinking Nutritional Express, and he didn't care if the white liquid flowed out of the corner of his mouth.
I thought it was rude for Amy to give her middle finger to her brother, so I also raised my middle finger and took a photo to send back to Amy.
"If you bring up this topic again, I'll hang up!"
"Egyptian pharaohs have always had the tradition of brother and sister marrying..." Amy, who was ignorant and unskilled, actually started to give me examples from history.
But while I was editing the MMS message, I felt a tremor in my heart: No, when Chinese people see the middle finger gesture, their first reaction is "Fuck your mother", but for Europeans and Americans, this gesture means "Fake Squid Bichi" , removing the curse words means "I want to fuck you".
"Sit down!" I ordered Xiaoqin, "Playing poker is more fun when there are more people!" I walked in the door and sat down on the cushion vacated by the big speaker.
I held the phone to my ear that made a busy tone, feeling lost.
"That's to prevent the royal power from leaking out!" I criticized seriously, "And you know the famous Pharaoh Tutankhamun, right? He is the offspring of a brother-sister marriage! Tutankhamun suffered from clubfoot and was born under the age of 20. died!"
The lotus root is as tender as a lotus root and overflowing with the beauty of the world. It would be better if it didn't give me the middle finger.
"No," Da Xiaoxue replied, "My Weibo is a food Weibo, not a model Weibo. Besides, I'm afraid that people will Photoshop it when I upload photos."
"That's to prevent the royal power from leaking out!" I criticized seriously, "And you know the famous Pharaoh Tutankhamun, right? He is the offspring of a brother-sister marriage! Tutankhamun suffered from clubfoot and was born under the age of 20. died!"
Three minutes later, my phone suddenly sounded a text message alert.
"That's because the ancients were technologically backward," Amy disagreed. "Nowadays, DNA science can almost 'customize babies.' Rich people can enjoy this technology first. Besides, you don't have to have a baby with your brother. …”
When Eunuch Cao outside the door saw that I didn't answer, he didn't dare to knock on the door anymore and ran away in despair.
"Playing with the dog." Pooh answered the question inappropriately.
Amy ignored me, probably because she was playing tricks on me.
Pooh couldn't stand such an unchallenging game at first.
Big Speaker made a gesture of "Don't worry when I do the work", and the earth shook and he walked away.
"If you bring up this topic again, I'll hang up!"
Sitting between Xiaoqin and Gong Caicai, I shuffled all the cards and asked, "What were you playing just now?"
I thought it was rude for Amy to give her middle finger to her brother, so I also raised my middle finger and took a photo to send back to Amy.
"You can play whatever classmate Ye Lin says," Xiao Qin replied, "Even I can..."
"Um, sister Yuhong, please show mercy!" I quickly begged for mercy. The loudspeaker was always kind to me and called her "fatty", but the flood washed away the Dragon King Temple.
There was another knock on the door, rather urgent and quite unwelcome.
"I'm concerned about classmate Yelin." Xiaoqin's answer was even more outrageous.
I propose to play "Ghost Draw" instead. This is a super simple game that no one can master, and even if they don't, they can learn it immediately.
But while I was editing the MMS message, I felt a tremor in my heart: No, when Chinese people see the middle finger gesture, their first reaction is "Fuck your mother", but for Europeans and Americans, this gesture means "Fake Squid Bichi" , removing the curse words means "I want to fuck you".
I threatened Amy that if she really sent her nude photos via MMS, I would shut down my phone immediately without even looking at it. I would keep it off until the end of the outing, and then give the phone to Pentheus and ask him to help me. Delete the photo.
There was another knock on the door, rather urgent and quite unwelcome.
So when Amy sent me a middle finger gesture, in addition to expressing her dissatisfaction, there was also a hidden and bad meaning in it. If I responded with the same middle finger gesture, wouldn't it mean that we, brother and sister, were saying to each other, "I want to do it" You!
"I'm... playing Landlords..." Gong Caicai timidly said the answer I wanted. Although based on family background, Gong Caicai is more in line with the status of a landlord.
"Um, sister Yuhong, please show mercy!" I quickly begged for mercy. The loudspeaker was always kind to me and called her "fatty", but the flood washed away the Dragon King Temple.
"Let's take turns," Amy said after stretching, causing the sound of splashing water in the bathtub. "The rules are like this. Each of us | takes a photo of a certain part of the body, and then sends it to the other person. , let the other party guess where it is... "
"I'm... playing Landlords..." Gong Caicai timidly said the answer I wanted. Although based on family background, Gong Caicai is more in line with the status of a landlord.
Even if Amy does as the Romans do and thinks that the middle finger means "fuck your mother", I can't send it back like that! Her mother is my mother! Although I hate Ai Shuqiao, my taste is not that strong!
Three minutes later, my phone suddenly sounded a text message alert.
Obama nodded very 2B next to him, as if he could understand human speech.
I took the playing cards and told Da Xiaoxiao to beat Eunuch Cao hard after she caught him.
When Eunuch Cao outside the door saw that I didn't answer, he didn't dare to knock on the door anymore and ran away in despair.
Three minutes later, my phone suddenly sounded a text message alert.
I had a vague feeling that the person who left the message criticizing Da Xiao might be someone who knew Da Xiao in real life, or maybe it was Eunuch Cao who was kicked by Da Xiao just now.
Even if Amy does as the Romans do and thinks that the middle finger means "fuck your mother", I can't send it back like that! Her mother is my mother! Although I hate Ai Shuqiao, my taste is not that strong!
So I gave up sending MMS messages and only sent a text message: "Go to bed early."
"I'm concerned about classmate Yelin." Xiaoqin's answer was even more outrageous.
"Woof", Obama called out to Pooh who was eating "Wangwang Senbei". Pooh tried to feed the senbei to him, but ended up stuffing it back into his mouth halfway, making Obama roll his eyes in anger.
But while I was editing the MMS message, I felt a tremor in my heart: No, when Chinese people see the middle finger gesture, their first reaction is "Fuck your mother", but for Europeans and Americans, this gesture means "Fake Squid Bichi" , removing the curse words means "I want to fuck you".
Amy ignored me, probably because she was playing tricks on me.
Three minutes later, my phone suddenly sounded a text message alert.
"Stop! No matter where you want to take pictures, stop it! If you don't talk to me about normal topics, I will smash the phone!"
Sitting between Xiaoqin and Gong Caicai, I shuffled all the cards and asked, "What were you playing just now?"
"I'm concerned about classmate Yelin." Xiaoqin's answer was even more outrageous.
The lotus root is as tender as a lotus root and overflowing with the beauty of the world. It would be better if it didn't give me the middle finger.
Sitting between Xiaoqin and Gong Caicai, I shuffled all the cards and asked, "What were you playing just now?"
Obama nodded very 2B next to him, as if he could understand human speech.
There was another knock on the door, rather urgent and quite unwelcome.
"If you bring up this topic again, I'll hang up!"
"It's okay..." At this time, I saw that the door to the room opposite was open, but the monitor was not inside. Obama was temporarily tied to the leg of the bed. There were four cushions on the floor, one of which was empty, and the other three cushions were on , sitting respectively were Gong Caicai who was afraid of dogs, Pooh who was teasing dogs, and Xiao Qin who was sulking at the first two people.
I was very angry, and while opening the door, I cursed: "Damn fat man, you still have the nerve to come back..."
"Let's take turns," Amy said after stretching, causing the sound of splashing water in the bathtub. "The rules are like this. Each of us | takes a photo of a certain part of the body, and then sends it to the other person. , let the other party guess where it is... "
"Tch, you're being sweet!" Big Speaker took back the lobster claws and asked me with a slanted face: "Ye Lin, can you play poker?"
If Gong Caicai was unfortunately born as the daughter of a landlord during the real-life landlord fight to divide the land, she would have suffered all the losses of the lumpen proletarians...
It turned out that the person knocking on the door was a loudspeaker. As soon as she heard the words "die fat man", she raised her lobster claws and pinched the flesh of my arm.
Gong Caicai was originally afraid of Xiaoqin, and Pooh felt guilty towards Xiaoqin, so when Xiaoqin said this, both of them looked embarrassed.
Resistive touch screen I hate you! If I didn't have money, I would buy a capacitive screen! And Eunuch Cao, do you know that you have committed a capital crime? You let me see my sister's naked body. Do you know that I will feed you to Obama tonight
"Let's take turns," Amy said after stretching, causing the sound of splashing water in the bathtub. "The rules are like this. Each of us | takes a photo of a certain part of the body, and then sends it to the other person. , let the other party guess where it is... "
Did you learn this from Ai Shuqiao? Learn something appropriate for your age!
After walking half a step, he turned around and handed me half a deck of cards, and said to me: "Because I asked everyone to come out to play cards, and it would be outrageous to leave midway, so you can play for me for a while, okay?"
I was about to breathe a sigh of relief when Amy added, "I'm bored, play guessing games with me!"
"Um, sister Yuhong, please show mercy!" I quickly begged for mercy. The loudspeaker was always kind to me and called her "fatty", but the flood washed away the Dragon King Temple.
Seeing my extremely determined attitude, Amy said "cut" in disappointment.
Then Gong Caicai lost.
I propose to play "Ghost Draw" instead. This is a super simple game that no one can master, and even if they don't, they can learn it immediately.
"Tch, you're being sweet!" Big Speaker took back the lobster claws and asked me with a slanted face: "Ye Lin, can you play poker?"
"Let's take turns," Amy said after stretching, causing the sound of splashing water in the bathtub. "The rules are like this. Each of us | takes a photo of a certain part of the body, and then sends it to the other person. , let the other party guess where it is... "
I took the playing cards and told Da Xiaoxiao to beat Eunuch Cao hard after she caught him.
It turned out that the person knocking on the door was a loudspeaker. As soon as she heard the words "die fat man", she raised her lobster claws and pinched the flesh of my arm.
"..." Gong Caicai remained silent.
"It's like this," Big Speaker explained to me, "Just now I came to see the monitor to play poker, but the monitor went to see Teacher Yu to discuss tomorrow's schedule, so I called Winnie and Xiaoqin from the next door, and added Gong Caicai, let’s play cards together…”
"I know how to play any game!" Pooh said while drinking Nutritional Express, and he didn't care if the white liquid flowed out of the corner of his mouth.
"Okay," I replied, "Should I give the questions or should you give them?"
With a bad premonition, I didn't open the text message, but just looked at the sender - it was a MMS message from Amy! I can’t look at it! I can't play this kind of unscrupulous guessing game with my sister!
"It's okay..." At this time, I saw that the door to the room opposite was open, but the monitor was not inside. Obama was temporarily tied to the leg of the bed. There were four cushions on the floor, one of which was empty, and the other three cushions were on , sitting respectively were Gong Caicai who was afraid of dogs, Pooh who was teasing dogs, and Xiao Qin who was sulking at the first two people.
"Um, sister Yuhong, please show mercy!" I quickly begged for mercy. The loudspeaker was always kind to me and called her "fatty", but the flood washed away the Dragon King Temple.
"Hey! Caicai, what's going on with you! Do you know how to play?"
Then Gong Caicai lost.
Seeing my extremely determined attitude, Amy said "cut" in disappointment.
However, these three people all held a hand of playing cards and came to find my big speaker, with half a deck of cards in their hands.
Even if Amy does as the Romans do and thinks that the middle finger means "fuck your mother", I can't send it back like that! Her mother is my mother! Although I hate Ai Shuqiao, my taste is not that strong!
I threatened Amy that if she really sent her nude photos via MMS, I would shut down my phone immediately without even looking at it. I would keep it off until the end of the outing, and then give the phone to Pentheus and ask him to help me. Delete the photo.
I was already nervous, but with a flick of my finger, I failed to call out the lower-level menu, but directly clicked on the text message!
Going clockwise, Xiaoqin is my subordinate, Gong Caicai is my superior, and Pooh is opposite me. The loudspeaker left a lot of snacks and drinks among the four of them. Pooh's mouth is not idle.
"It's like this," Big Speaker explained to me, "Just now I came to see the monitor to play poker, but the monitor went to see Teacher Yu to discuss tomorrow's schedule, so I called Winnie and Xiaoqin from the next door, and added Gong Caicai, let’s play cards together…”
But while I was editing the MMS message, I felt a tremor in my heart: No, when Chinese people see the middle finger gesture, their first reaction is "Fuck your mother", but for Europeans and Americans, this gesture means "Fake Squid Bichi" , removing the curse words means "I want to fuck you".
"I..." Gong Caicai trembled even more, "I dare not say..."
"Isn't that great?" I think Xiaoqin should participate in more group entertainment activities like this so that she can learn how to interact with others normally.
So the four of us played 50K, and Obama looked on with a 2B expression like "I am the God of Gamblers."
"Humph, who made it illegal for siblings to talk about these things?" Amy asked me a little annoyed, "Rules, laws, and morals are all things that only the weak should abide by!"
Gong Caicai was originally afraid of Xiaoqin, and Pooh felt guilty towards Xiaoqin, so when Xiaoqin said this, both of them looked embarrassed.
So when Amy sent me a middle finger gesture, in addition to expressing her dissatisfaction, there was also a hidden and bad meaning in it. If I responded with the same middle finger gesture, wouldn't it mean that we, brother and sister, were saying to each other, "I want to do it" You!
I was already nervous, but with a flick of my finger, I failed to call out the lower-level menu, but directly clicked on the text message!
"Um, sister Yuhong, please show mercy!" I quickly begged for mercy. The loudspeaker was always kind to me and called her "fatty", but the flood washed away the Dragon King Temple.
"Okay, okay," Big Speaker patted his belly. "But PHS just called me and said that someone left a message on my Weibo calling me an old sow! Can I swallow this breath? I have to Go back and work with PHS to scold this guy bloody!"
Gong Caicai was originally afraid of Xiaoqin, and Pooh felt guilty towards Xiaoqin, so when Xiaoqin said this, both of them looked embarrassed.
I thought I had to poke my eyes in order to thank the world, but the photo attached to the MMS message was not a private part, but Amy's white little hands stained with water drops.
Pooh couldn't stand such an unchallenging game at first.
I threatened Amy that if she really sent her nude photos via MMS, I would shut down my phone immediately without even looking at it. I would keep it off until the end of the outing, and then give the phone to Pentheus and ask him to help me. Delete the photo.
Anyway, Pentheus is an absolute size 0 and has no physical desire for women. Amy doesn't shy away from Pentheus when changing clothes or taking a shower, and even lets him apply sunscreen on herself.
"I..." Gong Caicai trembled even more, "I dare not say..."
"No," Da Xiaoxue replied, "My Weibo is a food Weibo, not a model Weibo. Besides, I'm afraid that people will Photoshop it when I upload photos."
"Wait," I asked, "have you ever uploaded a photo of yourself on your Weibo?"
I was very angry, and while opening the door, I cursed: "Damn fat man, you still have the nerve to come back..."
"Let's take turns," Amy said after stretching, causing the sound of splashing water in the bathtub. "The rules are like this. Each of us | takes a photo of a certain part of the body, and then sends it to the other person. , let the other party guess where it is... "
When Eunuch Cao outside the door saw that I didn't answer, he didn't dare to knock on the door anymore and ran away in despair.
"Okay, okay," Big Speaker patted his belly. "But PHS just called me and said that someone left a message on my Weibo calling me an old sow! Can I swallow this breath? I have to Go back and work with PHS to scold this guy bloody!"
Even if Amy does as the Romans do and thinks that the middle finger means "fuck your mother", I can't send it back like that! Her mother is my mother! Although I hate Ai Shuqiao, my taste is not that strong!
I closed the door when I came in, so that I was in the same room with three girls and a dog.
"No," Da Xiaoxue replied, "My Weibo is a food Weibo, not a model Weibo. Besides, I'm afraid that people will Photoshop it when I upload photos."
"Okay," I replied, "Should I give the questions or should you give them?"
Then Gong Caicai lost.
Losing miserably.
"Sit down!" I ordered Xiaoqin, "Playing poker is more fun when there are more people!" I walked in the door and sat down on the cushion vacated by the big speaker.
I had a vague feeling that the person who left the message criticizing Da Xiao might be someone who knew Da Xiao in real life, or maybe it was Eunuch Cao who was kicked by Da Xiao just now.
"I'm... playing Landlords..." Gong Caicai timidly said the answer I wanted. Although based on family background, Gong Caicai is more in line with the status of a landlord.
I thought I had to poke my eyes in order to thank the world, but the photo attached to the MMS message was not a private part, but Amy's white little hands stained with water drops.
Big Speaker made a gesture of "Don't worry when I do the work", and the earth shook and he walked away.
There was another knock on the door, rather urgent and quite unwelcome.
Gong Caicai was originally afraid of Xiaoqin, and Pooh felt guilty towards Xiaoqin, so when Xiaoqin said this, both of them looked embarrassed.
Resistive touch screen I hate you! If I didn't have money, I would buy a capacitive screen! And Eunuch Cao, do you know that you have committed a capital crime? You let me see my sister's naked body. Do you know that I will feed you to Obama tonight
As soon as I expressed my opinion, Big Speaker suddenly understood and said, "Okay! My aunt has to tear this damn eunuch into pieces today!" He was about to leave angrily.
But while I was editing the MMS message, I felt a tremor in my heart: No, when Chinese people see the middle finger gesture, their first reaction is "Fuck your mother", but for Europeans and Americans, this gesture means "Fake Squid Bichi" , removing the curse words means "I want to fuck you".
I threatened Amy that if she really sent her nude photos via MMS, I would shut down my phone immediately without even looking at it. I would keep it off until the end of the outing, and then give the phone to Pentheus and ask him to help me. Delete the photo.
Anyway, Pentheus is an absolute size 0 and has no physical desire for women. Amy doesn't shy away from Pentheus when changing clothes or taking a shower, and even lets him apply sunscreen on herself.
Losing miserably.
"Okay, okay," Big Speaker patted his belly. "But PHS just called me and said that someone left a message on my Weibo calling me an old sow! Can I swallow this breath? I have to Go back and work with PHS to scold this guy bloody!"
After walking half a step, he turned around and handed me half a deck of cards, and said to me: "Because I asked everyone to come out to play cards, and it would be outrageous to leave midway, so you can play for me for a while, okay?"
After walking half a step, he turned around and handed me half a deck of cards, and said to me: "Because I asked everyone to come out to play cards, and it would be outrageous to leave midway, so you can play for me for a while, okay?"
Anyway, Pentheus is an absolute size 0 and has no physical desire for women. Amy doesn't shy away from Pentheus when changing clothes or taking a shower, and even lets him apply sunscreen on herself.
Even if Amy does as the Romans do and thinks that the middle finger means "fuck your mother", I can't send it back like that! Her mother is my mother! Although I hate Ai Shuqiao, my taste is not that strong!
"I'm concerned about classmate Yelin." Xiaoqin's answer was even more outrageous.
There was another knock on the door, rather urgent and quite unwelcome.
"Eh? Then just now Ye Lin asked everyone if they knew how to play, why didn't you say you couldn't?"
I took the playing cards and told Da Xiaoxiao to beat Eunuch Cao hard after she caught him.
Amy ignored me, probably because she was playing tricks on me.
There was another knock on the door, rather urgent and quite unwelcome.
"You can play whatever classmate Ye Lin says," Xiao Qin replied, "Even I can..."
I had a vague feeling that the person who left the message criticizing Da Xiao might be someone who knew Da Xiao in real life, or maybe it was Eunuch Cao who was kicked by Da Xiao just now.
"I..." Gong Caicai trembled even more, "I dare not say..."
So when Amy sent me a middle finger gesture, in addition to expressing her dissatisfaction, there was also a hidden and bad meaning in it. If I responded with the same middle finger gesture, wouldn't it mean that we, brother and sister, were saying to each other, "I want to do it" You!
I held the phone to my ear that made a busy tone, feeling lost.
Big Speaker made a gesture of "Don't worry when I do the work", and the earth shook and he walked away.
"That's to prevent the royal power from leaking out!" I criticized seriously, "And you know the famous Pharaoh Tutankhamun, right? He is the offspring of a brother-sister marriage! Tutankhamun suffered from clubfoot and was born under the age of 20. died!"
Big Speaker made a gesture of "Don't worry when I do the work", and the earth shook and he walked away.
"That's to prevent the royal power from leaking out!" I criticized seriously, "And you know the famous Pharaoh Tutankhamun, right? He is the offspring of a brother-sister marriage! Tutankhamun suffered from clubfoot and was born under the age of 20. died!"
"That's to prevent the royal power from leaking out!" I criticized seriously, "And you know the famous Pharaoh Tutankhamun, right? He is the offspring of a brother-sister marriage! Tutankhamun suffered from clubfoot and was born under the age of 20. died!"
As soon as she left, Xiao Qin said to Gong Caicai and Pooh: "I don't play anymore. Even if I play poker, I only play with classmate Ye Lin."
Even if Amy does as the Romans do and thinks that the middle finger means "fuck your mother", I can't send it back like that! Her mother is my mother! Although I hate Ai Shuqiao, my taste is not that strong!
As soon as I expressed my opinion, Big Speaker suddenly understood and said, "Okay! My aunt has to tear this damn eunuch into pieces today!" He was about to leave angrily.
"I'm concerned about classmate Yelin." Xiaoqin's answer was even more outrageous.
Gong Caicai was originally afraid of Xiaoqin, and Pooh felt guilty towards Xiaoqin, so when Xiaoqin said this, both of them looked embarrassed.
So I gave up sending MMS messages and only sent a text message: "Go to bed early."
With a bad premonition, I didn't open the text message, but just looked at the sender - it was a MMS message from Amy! I can’t look at it! I can't play this kind of unscrupulous guessing game with my sister!
However, these three people all held a hand of playing cards and came to find my big speaker, with half a deck of cards in their hands.
As soon as she left, Xiao Qin said to Gong Caicai and Pooh: "I don't play anymore. Even if I play poker, I only play with classmate Ye Lin."
"Just hang up! What's the big deal! Dead manservant!" Amy hung up the phone first angrily, and seemed to throw the phone away.
"Sit down!" I ordered Xiaoqin, "Playing poker is more fun when there are more people!" I walked in the door and sat down on the cushion vacated by the big speaker.
"Just hang up! What's the big deal! Dead manservant!" Amy hung up the phone first angrily, and seemed to throw the phone away.
So the four of us played 50K, and Obama looked on with a 2B expression like "I am the God of Gamblers."
Going clockwise, Xiaoqin is my subordinate, Gong Caicai is my superior, and Pooh is opposite me. The loudspeaker left a lot of snacks and drinks among the four of them. Pooh's mouth is not idle.
Gong Caicai is afraid of both large animals and Xiao Qin. Although Winnie and I sometimes protect her, there are also times when it bothers her. So now in the room, Gong Caicai is facing four creatures that she is afraid of. I was helpless and looking forward to the squad leader's return.
Sitting between Xiaoqin and Gong Caicai, I shuffled all the cards and asked, "What were you playing just now?"
Anyway, Pentheus is an absolute size 0 and has no physical desire for women. Amy doesn't shy away from Pentheus when changing clothes or taking a shower, and even lets him apply sunscreen on herself.
I closed the door when I came in, so that I was in the same room with three girls and a dog.
"Eh? Brother, why didn't you say anything? Did you agree? Wait, the phone is not waterproof. I will stand up and take a picture... "
"Eh? Brother, why didn't you say anything? Did you agree? Wait, the phone is not waterproof. I will stand up and take a picture... "
Just as he was about to press and hold the touch screen to delete this text message, Eunuch Cao's voice came from outside the door: "Master, I came here to apologize..."
"It's like this," Big Speaker explained to me, "Just now I came to see the monitor to play poker, but the monitor went to see Teacher Yu to discuss tomorrow's schedule, so I called Winnie and Xiaoqin from the next door, and added Gong Caicai, let’s play cards together…”
If Gong Caicai was unfortunately born as the daughter of a landlord during the real-life landlord fight to divide the land, she would have suffered all the losses of the lumpen proletarians...
Even if Amy does as the Romans do and thinks that the middle finger means "fuck your mother", I can't send it back like that! Her mother is my mother! Although I hate Ai Shuqiao, my taste is not that strong!
I thought it was rude for Amy to give her middle finger to her brother, so I also raised my middle finger and took a photo to send back to Amy.
"Humph, who made it illegal for siblings to talk about these things?" Amy asked me a little annoyed, "Rules, laws, and morals are all things that only the weak should abide by!"
"Woof", Obama called out to Pooh who was eating "Wangwang Senbei". Pooh tried to feed the senbei to him, but ended up stuffing it back into his mouth halfway, making Obama roll his eyes in anger.
I was already nervous, but with a flick of my finger, I failed to call out the lower-level menu, but directly clicked on the text message!
"I'm concerned about classmate Yelin." Xiaoqin's answer was even more outrageous.
Sitting between Xiaoqin and Gong Caicai, I shuffled all the cards and asked, "What were you playing just now?"
"Let's take turns," Amy said after stretching, causing the sound of splashing water in the bathtub. "The rules are like this. Each of us | takes a photo of a certain part of the body, and then sends it to the other person. , let the other party guess where it is... "
If Gong Caicai was unfortunately born as the daughter of a landlord during the real-life landlord fight to divide the land, she would have suffered all the losses of the lumpen proletarians...
Resistive touch screen I hate you! If I didn't have money, I would buy a capacitive screen! And Eunuch Cao, do you know that you have committed a capital crime? You let me see my sister's naked body. Do you know that I will feed you to Obama tonight
"If you bring up this topic again, I'll hang up!"
"..." Gong Caicai remained silent.
"Playing with the dog." Pooh answered the question inappropriately.
If Gong Caicai was unfortunately born as the daughter of a landlord during the real-life landlord fight to divide the land, she would have suffered all the losses of the lumpen proletarians...
As soon as she left, Xiao Qin said to Gong Caicai and Pooh: "I don't play anymore. Even if I play poker, I only play with classmate Ye Lin."
"Woof", Obama called out to Pooh who was eating "Wangwang Senbei". Pooh tried to feed the senbei to him, but ended up stuffing it back into his mouth halfway, making Obama roll his eyes in anger.
"I don't know how to play Landlords," I said, "Let's change the gameplay? How about playing 50K?"
"I'm concerned about classmate Yelin." Xiaoqin's answer was even more outrageous.
Big Speaker made a gesture of "Don't worry when I do the work", and the earth shook and he walked away.
So when Amy sent me a middle finger gesture, in addition to expressing her dissatisfaction, there was also a hidden and bad meaning in it. If I responded with the same middle finger gesture, wouldn't it mean that we, brother and sister, were saying to each other, "I want to do it" You!
"Stop! No matter where you want to take pictures, stop it! If you don't talk to me about normal topics, I will smash the phone!"
I held the phone to my ear that made a busy tone, feeling lost.
"It's okay..." At this time, I saw that the door to the room opposite was open, but the monitor was not inside. Obama was temporarily tied to the leg of the bed. There were four cushions on the floor, one of which was empty, and the other three cushions were on , sitting respectively were Gong Caicai who was afraid of dogs, Pooh who was teasing dogs, and Xiao Qin who was sulking at the first two people.
Three minutes later, my phone suddenly sounded a text message alert.
Sitting between Xiaoqin and Gong Caicai, I shuffled all the cards and asked, "What were you playing just now?"
Three minutes later, my phone suddenly sounded a text message alert.
"I'm... playing Landlords..." Gong Caicai timidly said the answer I wanted. Although based on family background, Gong Caicai is more in line with the status of a landlord.
If Gong Caicai was unfortunately born as the daughter of a landlord during the real-life landlord fight to divide the land, she would have suffered all the losses of the lumpen proletarians...
"Okay, okay," Big Speaker patted his belly. "But PHS just called me and said that someone left a message on my Weibo calling me an old sow! Can I swallow this breath? I have to Go back and work with PHS to scold this guy bloody!"
"Just hang up! What's the big deal! Dead manservant!" Amy hung up the phone first angrily, and seemed to throw the phone away.
Gong Caicai was originally afraid of Xiaoqin, and Pooh felt guilty towards Xiaoqin, so when Xiaoqin said this, both of them looked embarrassed.
So I gave up sending MMS messages and only sent a text message: "Go to bed early."
"No," Da Xiaoxue replied, "My Weibo is a food Weibo, not a model Weibo. Besides, I'm afraid that people will Photoshop it when I upload photos."
When Eunuch Cao outside the door saw that I didn't answer, he didn't dare to knock on the door anymore and ran away in despair.
If Gong Caicai was unfortunately born as the daughter of a landlord during the real-life landlord fight to divide the land, she would have suffered all the losses of the lumpen proletarians...
I thought I had to poke my eyes in order to thank the world, but the photo attached to the MMS message was not a private part, but Amy's white little hands stained with water drops.
"I..." Gong Caicai trembled even more, "I dare not say..."
I thought it was rude for Amy to give her middle finger to her brother, so I also raised my middle finger and took a photo to send back to Amy.
"I don't know how to play Landlords," I said, "Let's change the gameplay? How about playing 50K?"
However, these three people all held a hand of playing cards and came to find my big speaker, with half a deck of cards in their hands.
With a bad premonition, I didn't open the text message, but just looked at the sender - it was a MMS message from Amy! I can’t look at it! I can't play this kind of unscrupulous guessing game with my sister!
I threatened Amy that if she really sent her nude photos via MMS, I would shut down my phone immediately without even looking at it. I would keep it off until the end of the outing, and then give the phone to Pentheus and ask him to help me. Delete the photo.
"I know how to play any game!" Pooh said while drinking Nutritional Express, and he didn't care if the white liquid flowed out of the corner of his mouth.
"That's to prevent the royal power from leaking out!" I criticized seriously, "And you know the famous Pharaoh Tutankhamun, right? He is the offspring of a brother-sister marriage! Tutankhamun suffered from clubfoot and was born under the age of 20. died!"
Resistive touch screen I hate you! If I didn't have money, I would buy a capacitive screen! And Eunuch Cao, do you know that you have committed a capital crime? You let me see my sister's naked body. Do you know that I will feed you to Obama tonight
Big Speaker made a gesture of "Don't worry when I do the work", and the earth shook and he walked away.
Losing miserably.
"No," Da Xiaoxue replied, "My Weibo is a food Weibo, not a model Weibo. Besides, I'm afraid that people will Photoshop it when I upload photos."
"Um, sister Yuhong, please show mercy!" I quickly begged for mercy. The loudspeaker was always kind to me and called her "fatty", but the flood washed away the Dragon King Temple.
"You can play whatever classmate Ye Lin says," Xiao Qin replied, "Even I can..."
"It's like this," Big Speaker explained to me, "Just now I came to see the monitor to play poker, but the monitor went to see Teacher Yu to discuss tomorrow's schedule, so I called Winnie and Xiaoqin from the next door, and added Gong Caicai, let’s play cards together…”
However, these three people all held a hand of playing cards and came to find my big speaker, with half a deck of cards in their hands.
"I..." Gong Caicai trembled even more, "I dare not say..."
"I don't know how to play Landlords," I said, "Let's change the gameplay? How about playing 50K?"
Even if Amy does as the Romans do and thinks that the middle finger means "fuck your mother", I can't send it back like that! Her mother is my mother! Although I hate Ai Shuqiao, my taste is not that strong!
What's the difference between this and the nude photo just now! I don’t believe you can actually clap your hands or feet, something so easy to guess! Why don’t you want to take a close-up of your private parts for me
"Okay, okay," Big Speaker patted his belly. "But PHS just called me and said that someone left a message on my Weibo calling me an old sow! Can I swallow this breath? I have to Go back and work with PHS to scold this guy bloody!"
"..." Gong Caicai remained silent.
I threatened Amy that if she really sent her nude photos via MMS, I would shut down my phone immediately without even looking at it. I would keep it off until the end of the outing, and then give the phone to Pentheus and ask him to help me. Delete the photo.
"Egyptian pharaohs have always had the tradition of brother and sister marrying..." Amy, who was ignorant and unskilled, actually started to give me examples from history.
"Humph, who made it illegal for siblings to talk about these things?" Amy asked me a little annoyed, "Rules, laws, and morals are all things that only the weak should abide by!"
Gong Caicai is afraid of both large animals and Xiao Qin. Although Winnie and I sometimes protect her, there are also times when it bothers her. So now in the room, Gong Caicai is facing four creatures that she is afraid of. I was helpless and looking forward to the squad leader's return.
I was already nervous, but with a flick of my finger, I failed to call out the lower-level menu, but directly clicked on the text message!
"Isn't that great?" I think Xiaoqin should participate in more group entertainment activities like this so that she can learn how to interact with others normally.
"Okay," I replied, "Should I give the questions or should you give them?"
"Um, sister Yuhong, please show mercy!" I quickly begged for mercy. The loudspeaker was always kind to me and called her "fatty", but the flood washed away the Dragon King Temple.
So the four of us played 50K, and Obama looked on with a 2B expression like "I am the God of Gamblers."
"Just hang up! What's the big deal! Dead manservant!" Amy hung up the phone first angrily, and seemed to throw the phone away.
I propose to play "Ghost Draw" instead. This is a super simple game that no one can master, and even if they don't, they can learn it immediately.
"Sit down!" I ordered Xiaoqin, "Playing poker is more fun when there are more people!" I walked in the door and sat down on the cushion vacated by the big speaker.
Losing miserably.
I was already nervous, but with a flick of my finger, I failed to call out the lower-level menu, but directly clicked on the text message!
So when Amy sent me a middle finger gesture, in addition to expressing her dissatisfaction, there was also a hidden and bad meaning in it. If I responded with the same middle finger gesture, wouldn't it mean that we, brother and sister, were saying to each other, "I want to do it" You!
Then Gong Caicai lost.
Gong Caicai is afraid of both large animals and Xiao Qin. Although Winnie and I sometimes protect her, there are also times when it bothers her. So now in the room, Gong Caicai is facing four creatures that she is afraid of. I was helpless and looking forward to the squad leader's return.
"Isn't that great?" I think Xiaoqin should participate in more group entertainment activities like this so that she can learn how to interact with others normally.
"Wait," I asked, "have you ever uploaded a photo of yourself on your Weibo?"
Losing miserably.
I had a vague feeling that the person who left the message criticizing Da Xiao might be someone who knew Da Xiao in real life, or maybe it was Eunuch Cao who was kicked by Da Xiao just now.
When Eunuch Cao outside the door saw that I didn't answer, he didn't dare to knock on the door anymore and ran away in despair.
I threatened Amy that if she really sent her nude photos via MMS, I would shut down my phone immediately without even looking at it. I would keep it off until the end of the outing, and then give the phone to Pentheus and ask him to help me. Delete the photo.
Pooh couldn't stand such an unchallenging game at first.
"I'm... playing Landlords..." Gong Caicai timidly said the answer I wanted. Although based on family background, Gong Caicai is more in line with the status of a landlord.
I closed the door when I came in, so that I was in the same room with three girls and a dog.
"Sit down!" I ordered Xiaoqin, "Playing poker is more fun when there are more people!" I walked in the door and sat down on the cushion vacated by the big speaker.
Three minutes later, my phone suddenly sounded a text message alert.
Pooh couldn't stand such an unchallenging game at first.
I was very angry, and while opening the door, I cursed: "Damn fat man, you still have the nerve to come back..."
"Woof", Obama called out to Pooh who was eating "Wangwang Senbei". Pooh tried to feed the senbei to him, but ended up stuffing it back into his mouth halfway, making Obama roll his eyes in anger.
Gong Caicai was originally afraid of Xiaoqin, and Pooh felt guilty towards Xiaoqin, so when Xiaoqin said this, both of them looked embarrassed.
If Gong Caicai was unfortunately born as the daughter of a landlord during the real-life landlord fight to divide the land, she would have suffered all the losses of the lumpen proletarians...
"Hey! Caicai, what's going on with you! Do you know how to play?"
It turned out that the person knocking on the door was a loudspeaker. As soon as she heard the words "die fat man", she raised her lobster claws and pinched the flesh of my arm.
Anyway, Pentheus is an absolute size 0 and has no physical desire for women. Amy doesn't shy away from Pentheus when changing clothes or taking a shower, and even lets him apply sunscreen on herself.
"Eh? Brother, why didn't you say anything? Did you agree? Wait, the phone is not waterproof. I will stand up and take a picture... "
Sitting between Xiaoqin and Gong Caicai, I shuffled all the cards and asked, "What were you playing just now?"
"That's to prevent the royal power from leaking out!" I criticized seriously, "And you know the famous Pharaoh Tutankhamun, right? He is the offspring of a brother-sister marriage! Tutankhamun suffered from clubfoot and was born under the age of 20. died!"
However, these three people all held a hand of playing cards and came to find my big speaker, with half a deck of cards in their hands.
"I'm... playing Landlords..." Gong Caicai timidly said the answer I wanted. Although based on family background, Gong Caicai is more in line with the status of a landlord.
"Stop! No matter where you want to take pictures, stop it! If you don't talk to me about normal topics, I will smash the phone!"
Gong Caicai lowered her head and said with a slight trembling: "I, I don't know how to play... Landlord is what my aunt just taught me..."
"Hey! Caicai, what's going on with you! Do you know how to play?"
"Egyptian pharaohs have always had the tradition of brother and sister marrying..." Amy, who was ignorant and unskilled, actually started to give me examples from history.
"I know how to play any game!" Pooh said while drinking Nutritional Express, and he didn't care if the white liquid flowed out of the corner of his mouth.
I propose to play "Ghost Draw" instead. This is a super simple game that no one can master, and even if they don't, they can learn it immediately.
"Eh? Then just now Ye Lin asked everyone if they knew how to play, why didn't you say you couldn't?"
I was very angry, and while opening the door, I cursed: "Damn fat man, you still have the nerve to come back..."
With a bad premonition, I didn't open the text message, but just looked at the sender - it was a MMS message from Amy! I can’t look at it! I can't play this kind of unscrupulous guessing game with my sister!
"Let's take turns," Amy said after stretching, causing the sound of splashing water in the bathtub. "The rules are like this. Each of us | takes a photo of a certain part of the body, and then sends it to the other person. , let the other party guess where it is... "
Resistive touch screen I hate you! If I didn't have money, I would buy a capacitive screen! And Eunuch Cao, do you know that you have committed a capital crime? You let me see my sister's naked body. Do you know that I will feed you to Obama tonight
"Okay, okay," Big Speaker patted his belly. "But PHS just called me and said that someone left a message on my Weibo calling me an old sow! Can I swallow this breath? I have to Go back and work with PHS to scold this guy bloody!"
"I..." Gong Caicai trembled even more, "I dare not say..."
As soon as I expressed my opinion, Big Speaker suddenly understood and said, "Okay! My aunt has to tear this damn eunuch into pieces today!" He was about to leave angrily.
Sitting between Xiaoqin and Gong Caicai, I shuffled all the cards and asked, "What were you playing just now?"
Gong Caicai is afraid of both large animals and Xiao Qin. Although Winnie and I sometimes protect her, there are also times when it bothers her. So now in the room, Gong Caicai is facing four creatures that she is afraid of. I was helpless and looking forward to the squad leader's return.
"Humph, who made it illegal for siblings to talk about these things?" Amy asked me a little annoyed, "Rules, laws, and morals are all things that only the weak should abide by!"
"Woof", Obama called out to Pooh who was eating "Wangwang Senbei". Pooh tried to feed the senbei to him, but ended up stuffing it back into his mouth halfway, making Obama roll his eyes in anger.
Anyway, Pentheus is an absolute size 0 and has no physical desire for women. Amy doesn't shy away from Pentheus when changing clothes or taking a shower, and even lets him apply sunscreen on herself.
I propose to play "Ghost Draw" instead. This is a super simple game that no one can master, and even if they don't, they can learn it immediately.
"Okay," I replied, "Should I give the questions or should you give them?"
It turned out that the person knocking on the door was a loudspeaker. As soon as she heard the words "die fat man", she raised her lobster claws and pinched the flesh of my arm.
Obama nodded very 2B next to him, as if he could understand human speech.
"Woof", Obama called out to Pooh who was eating "Wangwang Senbei". Pooh tried to feed the senbei to him, but ended up stuffing it back into his mouth halfway, making Obama roll his eyes in anger.
Gong Caicai lowered her head and said with a slight trembling: "I, I don't know how to play... Landlord is what my aunt just taught me..."