"Isn't this obvious! If you really plan to beat me to pieces with shotguns, why did you tell me in advance? Isn't an unprepared target much easier to kill than a prepared target?"
Eh? Monitor, you are sick! Are you angry when I say I won't harm you? My original intention was to say "I won't harm you"!
Compared to when both of them were standing, the squad leader seemed to have become shorter.
"If I wanted to harm you, wouldn't it have already happened when you were tied up and couldn't move? Not only you, but Gong Caicai and Zhuang Ni might also be harmed by me!"
You, a ranged weaponless person, are an arm's length away from melee Spartans. You said you were going to beat me to death, but you were just unhappy because you wanted to satisfy your cravings!
To put it another way, the squad leader should have decided that I would not continue to pose a threat to her, otherwise, he would not use words to stimulate the rapist who had just stopped committing the crime.
"Squad leader, didn't I tell you that these are all misunderstandings? The witnesses and physical evidence are all there... "
The squad leader had already calculated the distance between me and me. He had no choice but to fire his arrow on the string. He waved his left arm and wanted to slap me again to vent his anger.
No matter which one is a shotgun, no matter which one can hit my head with one blow, let alone I practice Yin Yang Sanshou, even if I practice the Golden Bell Cover Iron Cloth Shirt!
The monitor commented, with a smile on his lips, as if he still wanted to do it for me on the other side.
The reason why I was so bold and dared to talk back when the squad leader threatened to shoot me to death with a 12-gauge shotgun was because I realized that the squad leader had no weapons at hand.
I was a little unhappy, "Squad leader, what are you talking about? Who did I harm? Did I harm you?"
"I can drink it if I want! What do you care about me? Didn't Xu Lijun secretly drink beer too?"
This is true. Although most of it was due to misunderstanding and force majeure, my physiological reaction was indeed aroused by seeing the squad leader's disheveled clothes and hearing her moans as she struggled.
It happened that at this time, due to the previous torment, Zhuang Ni faintly woke up behind me, and the loud slap from the squad leader made her completely regain consciousness.
"I..." I can't say it was to test the "aphrodisiac" with Xiaoqin. At this time, the good-guy state had faded, and I became stubborn for a moment. I straightened my chest and said:
I wanted to show it to Zhuang Ni on purpose. Xiong Yaoyue didn't believe that I was heterosexual. When she asked me to prove it, I tried to kiss her, but she beat me up.
"The initial velocity of this kind of shotgun is close to 400 meters per second, exceeding the speed of sound. Your life will be over before you hear the gunshot."
"Why do you say that?" The squad leader's sitting posture did not change. The cold eyes that only belong to a sniper really shocked my little heart, but I maintained my composure on the surface.
Her attitude of refusing to communicate made me a little irritable - if I don't go to bed, I won't be able to be energetic tomorrow, and Xiaoqin jumped out of the window and I don't know where she went.
So hot.
She was a little distracted for a moment, and even had the tendency to wrap her arms around my neck, but when she saw Zhuang Ni standing up, she immediately signaled me to let go of her with her eyes, and wanted to push me back.
The squad leader continued his statement and said generally: "I recommend a No. 12 shotgun with a caliber of 18.51 mm. It can be used with No. 00 shotgun. There are 15 round-headed bullets in the shotshell. Any bullet hitting a vital point within 100 meters will kill you."
"You...you scumbag!" The squad leader scolded me, but it didn't sound like a scolding of abhorrent criminals, but a little bit of coquettishness in it.
I replied quite confidently.
Under my semi-forced kiss, the squad leader's face quickly turned red at a speed that was visible to the naked eye, spreading from the lips that were tightly connected to mine to the ears where the long hair was fluttering.
"Pah!!" The squad leader suddenly turned around and slapped me loudly!
"You will die even if you are prepared, and you will die even if you put on a bulletproof vest. I will responsibly beat you to the point where you can no longer die, so that you will not be resurrected to harm others."
Although I was clearly looking down at the other person, I was slapped by the other person, which gave me a special sense of humiliation.
Speaking of which, there is no difference at all between the 18.51mm caliber and the 16.82mm caliber!
"18.51 mm, or 16.82 mm?"
Seeing the squad leader trying to hit me, I felt an unknown fire in my heart, but I also knew that I could no longer be violent to the squad leader, otherwise she would never let me go easily. No. 00 deer hunting bullets were the express delivery I was about to receive.
"I'll shoot you with a shotgun!"
She covered her head and managed to stand up by holding on to the edge of the bed, her narrow eyes filled with black light filled with hatred.
The squad leader looked at my big shorts angrily. She probably still refused to forgive me for using her feet to rub my little brother's dirty move.
Therefore, I neither dodge nor block the slap from the squad leader. Instead of retreating, I grabbed the squad monitor's slender waist. When a panicked expression appeared on her face, I kissed her lips with my own hands. He went up and down and kissed her deeply.
At that time, I was standing next to the monitor's bed. I was a head taller than she was sitting on the bed, so our eye contact was that I was looking down at her.
After a stalemate of 3 or 4 seconds, the squad leader resigned himself to his fate and gave up resistance. Anyway, everything that Zhuang Ni should have seen has been seen.
etc! Wait a minute, monitor! The No. 00 shotshell you are talking about is the so-called "deer hunting bullet"! An adult stag weighing two to three hundred kilograms cannot withstand the attack of No. 00 shotgun. You are trying to beat me to a pulp!
Seeing that the monitor didn't speak for a long time, with his face facing the whitewashed wall, as if he was angry with me, I felt that I might have gone too far.
Zhuang Ni, who saw this scene, vomited blood! I didn't hit the acupuncture points in my abdomen, but I was so angry that I vomited blood!
"Huh, everyone is going to die anyway, and you won't get pregnant if you are shot by a shotgun..."
The left hand that was originally going to hit me paused in mid-air, and then dropped it weakly.
This time I want Zhuang Ni to take a closer look. The monitor is not a lily girl like you! She is heterosexual! Just give up on that!
"Switch to the other side." The monitor actually said to me, "I want to beat you more symmetrically."
Originally, I had eaten the monitor for a long time intentionally or unintentionally, and now I was verbally competing with her. It was so unmanly.
Is this your mercy, monitor? Do you want me to become a sieve before I hear the gunshot! Don't beat me to death! I am an endangered protected animal! I am the only one in the entire universe!
"Why are you drinking?" The monitor looked at me with sharp eyes.
But I didn't, and I didn't understand what I was thinking. Maybe if I caught the monitor's wrist, it would make Zhuang Ni think that we were quarreling, and make her, a lily girl who wholeheartedly hopes that the monitor hates men, feel happy, right
"Well, I'm just joking, monitor, don't take it seriously!"
The squad leader used the five fingers of her right hand as a comb to comb her hair that had been messed up in the chaos just now. It was obviously a beautiful scene of a beauty dressing up, but very discordant words came out of her mouth.
I didn't want to receive this slap, especially I didn't want Zhuang Ni to see me being slapped by the monitor.
"Squad leader, you don't really want to beat me to death. You just feel that you have been wronged a lot. You can't vent your anger without scaring me, right?"
I took a step closer, put my hands on the edge of the bed, and continued to apologize: "I can swear to God, from the beginning to the end today, I have never had any evil thoughts towards you. When I am drunk, I will be a gentleman and helpful!" "
The monitor's lips were so hot.
On the bed opposite, Gong Caicai was sleeping deeply under the influence of sleeping pills, and Zhuang Ni was also kneeling on the floor without waking up.
I had just been scared to death by the squad leader's gun knowledge, but now I felt proud and a little bit unreasonable.
The monitor still pointed his face at the wall and ignored me.
"Squad leader, you don't have weapons at hand, and such a scumbag is standing in the room. Can you at least respect him? Otherwise, if he can't get over it, he will take turns to harm the three of you again... "
With a heart-stopping cold smile on his lips, the monitor asked me to choose my own way of death.
The monitor seemed more confident than me.
"Anyway -" I raised my voice slightly, "Squad leader, please be more generous. If you promise not to shoot me with a shotgun, then I also promise not to harm you..."
"My plan actually..."
"Why don't I dare?"
Maybe it was revenge for the monitor slapping me in the face. Anyway, I felt that since I had kissed the monitor once before, it was okay to do it again.
I raised my arm seemingly unintentionally and showed off my biceps to the monitor.
Don't practice your obsessive-compulsive disorder on me! Are you taking it out on me? Could it be that after you hit the right side of my face, you felt that the force was not enough, so you hit me again, and so on, and finally, in order to make both sides of my face swollen to the same height, you beat me into a pig's head
I was very proud to be able to outspeak the monitor, so I took advantage of the victory and said:
"You..." The squad leader couldn't think of how to refute me for a moment. He just subconsciously grabbed the towel covering his lower body.
Maybe I wasn't so drunk at the beginning, and the monitor wouldn't have immediately assumed that I was here to violate her.
At the same time, he began to move his wrists that had been numb after being tied up for a long time, and smoothed out the wrinkles on his nightgown that had appeared due to the struggle.
The squad leader blushed with anger at me, bit his lower lip, and his body trembled slightly.
The left side of my face was burning and hurting. After the squad leader hit me, his delicate jade fingers stopped in mid-air and seemed to have received some reaction force from me.
In fact, I was still afraid in my heart, but I was just trying to be brave verbally.
I arrogantly pressed the squad leader close to my chest. Due to the restraint on my waist, the squad leader could only let me kiss me obediently, even though he was reluctant in every way.
I could have grabbed the wrist that the squad leader waved towards me. There were very eye-catching red marks on it because it had been tied up with ropes.
The monitor's posture remained motionless, as if the gray wall opposite was my face.
"Do you really think you can dodge a supersonic bullet?"
So, even if it is initially determined that I was not responsible for being tied up, are you still dissatisfied with my "rescue" that was full of mistakes
"You're so thick-skinned."
"you dare!"
Seeing that I dared to talk back, the squad leader sat on the bed and turned to look at me with surprised and dissatisfied eyes.