I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

Chapter 672: Uncle Zhang, it’s you again!

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In order to charge my phone and then check what I guessed was the "squad leader's confession text message", I realized that there was a serious problem standing in front of me.

"What? Master, you are so angry that you want to take revenge on Uncle Zhang?" Eunuch Cao saw the anger in my eyes and immediately gave me an idea: "My disciple is not talented. He has already received it from Uncle Zhang's grandson A Xing. After searching the information of all their relatives, Master, you can find the one you think is suitable to take revenge. For example, Uncle Zhang has a granddaughter who is attending primary school in Dongshan City... "

Qing, your sister! Didn’t you see that it’s sunny and cloudy today

"Did you know? The president heard that the movie investor I was working with sells luxury watches, so he ordered dozens of them at once! The payment was a breeze! Afterwards, he was picky and said that we sold it to him Although the style of the watch is very novel, it is not as good as Patek Philippe’s watch…”

I no longer intend to pursue the truth. Looking from a higher level, it is difficult to say whether I gained more or lost more when I fell into the trap and ate the poisonous blue morpho butterfly.

"Jing Shen, where have you been? I heard that you stayed last night, but I couldn't see you during the search and rescue operation?"

Fortunately, you gave up for some unknown reason! If there were other facilities in that trap (such as sharpened bamboo sticks), I would directly contribute to the protection of wild animals!

Buddhist Mu Zhongming is right. In the process of self-examination at the bottom of the pit, I may have improved my "realm of life" to a certain extent. I may be able to let go of some of the obsessions that ordinary people cannot let go of.

This time when I went on a field trip, I thought that Huang Fengguai’s mobile phone had a lot of power and a long standby time, so I didn’t bring a charger.

"Which one of us is following which one?" Director Cao patted the fat on his chest righteously, "We were personally canonized by the president of the HHH Hobby Club, generals!"

To put it crudely, if "raping Uncle Zhang's granddaughter" can cure my heart disease, then I have a reason to rape him in order to survive. Since it can't cure my heart disease, I do that kind of thing, Wouldn’t it be clear to the world that I am a crazy Lolicon!

Of course, in my mind, those three words are "Cao Jingshen", which means the same as "Eunuch Cao".

But being in a place with poor or even no signal for a long time caused its battery to run out early (not to mention that I used it to play "The Most Dazzling National Style" to ask for help, and also wrote a suicide note for a long time, and even used it as a flashlight).

While talking, I glanced at the long object in the French chef’s bag and speculated that it might be a Japanese knife given to him by the Japanese master who taught him how to handle puffer fish.

"Damn it! He dug this trap! I saved his grandson Axing, and this is how he repays me!"

Even if I don't fall into a bear trap, I may encounter other dangers if I run into an unknown mountain with obvious warning signs at the foot of the mountain.

I was worrying whether I could use the special charger only after I got home. When I saw the squad leader’s confession message on my phone, I saw Director Cao leading Eunuch Cao, two father and son printed in the same mold, talking and laughing towards each other. We came over.

"Evil..." He was about to say "evil", but then he remembered that his father was next to him, so he wanted to change his name to "Eunuch Cao", but felt that it was inappropriate, so he had to call him by his full name "Cao Jingshen" like the squad leader.

Fortunately, you gave up for some unknown reason! If there were other facilities in that trap (such as sharpened bamboo sticks), I would directly contribute to the protection of wild animals!

Qing, your sister! Didn’t you see that it’s sunny and cloudy today

My mobile phone is a copycat phone that is not produced in large quantities (so far I have only seen Gong Caicai’s summer cram school teacher use the same one as me, the teacher Hu who took Gong Caicai to participate in the science happiness class), although it It is said to be "4000 mAh of power for you to spend, it is both a mobile phone and a mobile power supply." If you slide the back cover of the phone open, you can also see a variety of charging plugs, which can be moved and combined to charge other phones...

"Master, this is the location mark of the bear trap you fell into!"

Who is as crazy as you? Why should I seek revenge on Uncle Zhang’s granddaughter who is in elementary school! It's shameful enough that my childhood sweetheart died because of my "immediate wind"! Do you want me to die as a primary school student

But my charging interface is very old! Under normal circumstances, it is difficult to borrow someone else's charger with suitable specifications to charge it! What’s the point! You can fuck others as you please, but don’t allow others to fuck you as you please!

As soon as the French chef got out of the car, he solemnly put on his top chef hat and looked very excited when he saw me standing next to the RV.

He didn’t speak Chinese. Through the translator, I learned that it was Amy who wanted to celebrate my rescue. At Pentheus’s suggestion, she planned to have a French chef perform on the spot to celebrate my rescue and those who had not yet left. feast.

"What? Brother, would you rather rape a primary school student than me?" Amy must have asked me this!

While I was thinking wildly, Amy's usual car, the "Batmobile", parked next to the RV with a low sound. A bodyguard who looked familiar to me got out of it, followed by the French chef and his two assistant.

I no longer intend to pursue the truth. Looking from a higher level, it is difficult to say whether I gained more or lost more when I fell into the trap and ate the poisonous blue morpho butterfly.

As soon as the French chef got out of the car, he solemnly put on his top chef hat and looked very excited when he saw me standing next to the RV.

"In what way?"

Hearing my accusation that he ignored our sworn friendship, Eunuch Cao sighed coldly and said proudly: "Don't say he is a sworn brother, as long as it is for the master, I will betray my own father!"

"Master is wronged!" Eunuch Cao said aggrievedly, "This disciple treats his master as his own father!"

Even if I am assuming that "viral heart disease can be cured", this behavior is inexcusable! What if many perverts imitate them and claim that raping primary school students is a medical activity and "following the doctor's orders"!

In addition, there are loopholes in Eunuch Cao's words. The trap may indeed have been dug by Uncle Zhang, but before I was rescued, it was impossible to know that I had fallen into a bear trap, or even which mountain I was in. If this map was not forged by Eunuch Cao, then after hearing that I had been rescued this morning and knowing that I had fallen into a bear trap, Uncle Zhang accidentally mentioned that he had tried to catch a bear and pulled out this map.

He said and handed me a hand-drawn map on crumpled brown paper.

"I said little Ye Zi will be fine, right?" Director Cao patted my dad on the shoulder as if he had the foresight, because he was not as tall as my dad, so it was a bit difficult.

Hearing my accusation that he ignored our sworn friendship, Eunuch Cao sighed coldly and said proudly: "Don't say he is a sworn brother, as long as it is for the master, I will betray my own father!"

He said and handed me a hand-drawn map on crumpled brown paper.

Director Cao asked about my health, and then continued chatting with my father. His son, Eunuch Cao, walked over to me with a stern look on his face.

If I hadn't fallen into a bear trap, but encountered a bear directly like the bald man chasing me, I really might not be able to escape like him.

In that case, how can I face Amy

Dad was very grateful for his role in this matter and said sincerely: "Thanks to you, Director Cao. If I didn't have someone around to give me advice, I would have died of panic."

"Disciple has been looking for a map at Uncle Zhang's house! Look, I even brought the map!"

Your biological father is right next to you! And there was no reaction at all!

"Which one of us is following which one?" Director Cao patted the fat on his chest righteously, "We were personally canonized by the president of the HHH Hobby Club, generals!"

"Also," Director Cao lowered his voice and said, "The president appreciates your literary talents. I hope you will criticize the degenerate U.S. imperialism more when you write a review for porn movies next time... Although I don't know who the president is. , but I can see that as long as we can make him happy, it will definitely be beneficial to us!"

"I said little Ye Zi will be fine, right?" Director Cao patted my dad on the shoulder as if he had the foresight, because he was not as tall as my dad, so it was a bit difficult.

"What on earth is this?" After looking at it for a few minutes, I gave up trying to crack the Da Vinci Code.

In that case, how can I face Amy

Fortunately, you gave up for some unknown reason! If there were other facilities in that trap (such as sharpened bamboo sticks), I would directly contribute to the protection of wild animals!

Don't look at me! Don't look at your dirty brother! Officer Ma, please take me away! I can rape even a primary school student, so my sister is not safe in front of me!

I somewhat blame this traitor and have no concern for the master's safety.

Besides, don’t you and Ah Xing have a similar affinity and become sworn brothers to Jinlan? You don't have to be so decisive to betray your adopted brother so quickly!

He leaned forward and bowed to me like a corpse saying goodbye: "Master, be well, my disciple is sunny..."

Even if I don't fall into a bear trap, I may encounter other dangers if I run into an unknown mountain with obvious warning signs at the foot of the mountain.

Your sister! I heard from my dad that Patek Philippe is a Swiss family watchmaker founded in 1839. One of their watches often costs millions! Director Cao's nouveau riche investor can easily sell watches worth hundreds of thousands... President of the HHH Hobby Club, your money is falling from the sky!

"This man has a very strong self-esteem but also a very fragile one. If you say that his cooking is not delicious, he will really commit suicide! I am really not kidding!"

"What on earth is this?" After looking at it for a few minutes, I gave up trying to crack the Da Vinci Code.

This time when I went on a field trip, I thought that Huang Fengguai’s mobile phone had a lot of power and a long standby time, so I didn’t bring a charger.

Because I praised his cooking skills with practical actions, he, as a chef who "considers cooking skills as his life" (not an exaggeration), has always had a good impression on me.

Of course, in my mind, those three words are "Cao Jingshen", which means the same as "Eunuch Cao".

He leaned forward and bowed to me like a corpse saying goodbye: "Master, be well, my disciple is sunny..."

Why do I feel that you are richer than Amy

Fortunately, you gave up for some unknown reason! If there were other facilities in that trap (such as sharpened bamboo sticks), I would directly contribute to the protection of wild animals!

Director Cao asked about my health, and then continued chatting with my father. His son, Eunuch Cao, walked over to me with a stern look on his face.

In short, you have no moral integrity at all. For a person like you, if you don't travel back to ancient times and become a chief eunuch, it's really a dereliction of your talents! The Qing Dynasty, which was rich in slaves, is very suitable for you. Quickly find a nymphomaniac who "fourth elder brother" and "eighth elder brother" every day, follow her, wait for her to be struck by lightning, and time travel together will be perfect!

He leaned forward and bowed to me like a corpse saying goodbye: "Master, be well, my disciple is sunny..."

Fortunately, you gave up for some unknown reason! If there were other facilities in that trap (such as sharpened bamboo sticks), I would directly contribute to the protection of wild animals!

If Xiaoqin sees my half-eaten body by a bear, Xiaoqin will definitely be heartbroken and have a real-person PK with a black bear. Even if Xiaoqin's fighting ability is far superior to her peers, I don't think she can beat an adult black bear - Pentheus is about the same.

He leaned forward and bowed to me like a corpse saying goodbye: "Master, be well, my disciple is sunny..."

I no longer intend to pursue the truth. Looking from a higher level, it is difficult to say whether I gained more or lost more when I fell into the trap and ate the poisonous blue morpho butterfly.

"This man has a very strong self-esteem but also a very fragile one. If you say that his cooking is not delicious, he will really commit suicide! I am really not kidding!"

Hearing my accusation that he ignored our sworn friendship, Eunuch Cao sighed coldly and said proudly: "Don't say he is a sworn brother, as long as it is for the master, I will betray my own father!"

Qing, your sister! Didn’t you see that it’s sunny and cloudy today

I quietly told my father and Director Cao and his son: "When you stay and eat, don't say anything bad about the food."

"What? Brother, would you rather rape a primary school student than me?" Amy must have asked me this!

"Disciple has been looking for a map at Uncle Zhang's house! Look, I even brought the map!"

"This man has a very strong self-esteem but also a very fragile one. If you say that his cooking is not delicious, he will really commit suicide! I am really not kidding!"

I frowned and unfolded the map to look at it. I saw a few symbols marked with rough calligraphy on the vellum paper. My painting skills were as good as those of Teacher Shuiqin. In addition to what looked like a circle of forest, there was also an oval-shaped hole.

He said and handed me a hand-drawn map on crumpled brown paper.

Listening to Eunuch Cao's wishes, besides informing Director Cao that I was in danger and asking Director Cao to tell my father, he also did other things.

Your biological father is right next to you! And there was no reaction at all!

Of course, in my mind, those three words are "Cao Jingshen", which means the same as "Eunuch Cao".

As soon as the French chef got out of the car, he solemnly put on his top chef hat and looked very excited when he saw me standing next to the RV.

The schedule can be said to be full, but it definitely does not include the item of "revenge on Uncle Zhang's granddaughter".

Your biological father is right next to you! And there was no reaction at all!

Although falling into a bear trap directly caused me to eat blue morpho butterflies and suffer from viral heart disease, I have no intention of taking revenge on Uncle Zhang, let alone his granddaughter who is in elementary school.

"Jing Shen, where have you been? I heard that you stayed last night, but I couldn't see you during the search and rescue operation?"

He said and handed me a hand-drawn map on crumpled brown paper.

I somewhat blame this traitor and have no concern for the master's safety.

Now I have more important things to do. If Dr. Yu and his senior brothers can cure me, that would be great. If not, I will use the last period of time to try not to leave any traces in my life. Regret.

"Disciple has been looking for a map at Uncle Zhang's house! Look, I even brought the map!"

"Master, this is the location mark of the bear trap you fell into!"

"What on earth is this?" After looking at it for a few minutes, I gave up trying to crack the Da Vinci Code.

Your biological father is right next to you! And there was no reaction at all!

"Jing Shen, where have you been? I heard that you stayed last night, but I couldn't see you during the search and rescue operation?"

"Master is wronged!" Eunuch Cao said aggrievedly, "This disciple treats his master as his own father!"

Why do I feel that you are richer than Amy

I somewhat blame this traitor and have no concern for the master's safety.

Damn it, your biological father is right next to you, how dare you say such a thing, your face is completely gone, right

Of course, in my mind, those three words are "Cao Jingshen", which means the same as "Eunuch Cao".

In order to charge my phone and then check what I guessed was the "squad leader's confession text message", I realized that there was a serious problem standing in front of me.

"I said little Ye Zi will be fine, right?" Director Cao patted my dad on the shoulder as if he had the foresight, because he was not as tall as my dad, so it was a bit difficult.

Because I praised his cooking skills with practical actions, he, as a chef who "considers cooking skills as his life" (not an exaggeration), has always had a good impression on me.

Don't look at me! Don't look at your dirty brother! Officer Ma, please take me away! I can rape even a primary school student, so my sister is not safe in front of me!

"When the disciple learned that the master was missing, he was in Uncle Zhang's flower grower's hut. Because he found important clues, he couldn't go back to join the search and rescue of the master! I was saving the master in another way!"