After all, I am only 14 years old! Although my body functions have reached the standard of a 16-year-old ordinary person, I am still in the process of development. For the mature Uncle Fireball, I am not a fully evolved body! I have a huge disadvantage!
The question is, who to take
First of all, the success rate of going to the door alone and persuading Uncle Huoqiu to change his original intention as a small shop owner of "Happy Valley Love | Fun | Uses | Goods Store" is very low.
"As long as you say a word, I don't even have to play LOL!"
"I am working hard to exercise and find a job now. I will be able to support you in the future and satisfy you in every aspect!"
Unlike Fan Chuan, Xiao Ding is not yet determined to pursue the transvestite at all costs, and as his buddy, I don’t want him to be like that either.
"Lin, it turns out you like transvestites and not me, right?"
I took two college students to negotiate with Uncle Huoqiu. Uncle Huoqiu wouldn’t fall out with me face to face, right? I don’t believe that so many people can’t subdue you!
Damn, this last sentence is really important. For Fan Chuan, whose other reason for breaking up with his girlfriend was "she wants to take the postgraduate entrance examination and I want to play League of Legends", if he could not even play League of Legends for Shu Zhe, he might not be interested in Shu Zhe. Zhe is true love...
An hour later, while Dr. Yu was taking a nap, I changed out of my hospital gown, said hello to 004 and 005, and went to meet them at the entrance of the pet hospital.
There are such people, such as Xiao Ding from the pet hospital, or Fan Chuan, a college student who broke up with his girlfriend because of the transvestite.
"Xiao Ding, Xiao Hong's trouble is that her uncle found out that she was 'Xiao Hong', so she was forced by her uncle to work as 'Xiao Hong' all day long to do housework and serve others..."
"What? Xiaohong was forced to dress up as a cat maid and beat her uncle's back and wash his feet?"
Apart from me, Uncle Huoqiu, and the squad leader, who knew that Shu Zhe had once pretended to be a transvestite
"Be my girlfriend! I will definitely treat you well!"
Xiao Ding's voice sounded a little hesitant, as if the word "Xiao Hong" would make him very entangled.
"What!?" Xiao Ding was shocked, "How could her uncle be so perverted!? How on earth did Xiao Hong serve her uncle!?"
I didn't know Fan Chuan's contact information, so I called Xiao Ding at the pet hospital first.
"True love transcends gender! Leave everything behind and be with me! I will never betray you! For you, I have cut off all contact with my ex-girlfriend!"
And once Uncle Huoqiu finds out that I am the bad classmate who "forced Shu Zhe to sell women's underwear" and the owner of the "Happy Valley Love Shop" that I have communicated with him on the Internet many times, he will definitely be furious, right? What should I do if five fireballs are thrown directly at me? Now that my health is low, it’s time to return to the resurrection point.
The two originally belonged to incompatible parties, and they quarreled over the competition for the transvestite, which developed into a real-person PK, which also affected a talkative middle-aged woman who was watching, causing Xiao Ding to have a black eye socket, and Fan Chuan to beat the middle-aged woman. The serious consequences of a woman being held in a detention center for more than ten days.
Xiao Ding and Fan Chuan were secretly competing with each other, neither of them looking directly at each other, but now for the common goal, they could barely reach a temporary alliance.
According to the address sent by Shu Zhe, escorted by two college students, I took a taxi to Uncle Huoqiu's house.
Hey, hey, Xiao Ding, you are about to lose the qualification to scold each other like this! Your concern for Xiaohong has gone beyond the normal range! Could it be that after being your girlfriend for a few hours last time, you fell under the beauty of a transvestite
What if one day Shu Zhe really becomes my "sister-in-law", I will be completely shattered and die of vomiting blood!
And I must recognize the reality. The threat of violence that I was best at before will not work in front of Uncle Huoqiu.
Ever since he got into a detention center after fighting over a transvestite, Fan Chuan had his parents give him a scolding. After that, he was so busy looking for a job after graduating from college that he only called Shu Zhe a few times, nothing special. Come to harass me.
"I asked you to contact Fan Chuan because Fan Chuan is one of the few people who knows Xiaohong's situation. With an extra arm, the success rate of solving the problem will be greater. Although you and Fan Chuan are not fighting, you have to think, Just think of it as... just think of it as doing it for Xiaohong!"
After wandering around for a long time, I returned to focusing on Xiaohong, using other people's weaknesses to persuade others. I seemed to be vaguely influenced by Ai Shuqiao.
It's better than calling Pentheus away from Amy, asking him to return from the direction of the film and television city, and then explaining the complicated situation to him and asking him to help me deal with Uncle Fireball.
"This piece of shit, with cat ears, cat tail, and maid outfit... was actually robbed first..."
Generally speaking, the degree of perverted stubbornness is second only to the Japanese right-wingers who visit the Yasukuni Shrine. It is impossible to make them repent with words alone.
What if Pentheus becomes jealous of Shu Zhe? We can't let him know that I asked Shu Zhe to pretend to be a transvestite! And asking the world's best expert (probably) to deal with a former ranger who lost an arm is overkill, isn't it
Shu Zhe's identity as a transvestite has always been named "Xiaohong" offline. If she is called "Xiaohong", others are also accustomed to referring to her with "she" next to the word "female".
I told Xiao Ding that I was almost done resting, and I could still do it by going out and talking.
The screening criteria are simple: only people who know that Shu Zhe has pretended to be a transvestite can be brought.
"I-I'll save her!" Xiao Ding said hurriedly, "Xiaoye, aren't you recuperating after your mountain climbing accident? Tell me the address of her uncle's house, and I'll save her myself!"
Therefore, I cannot do it alone, I must lead others.
Therefore, not only do these two people know Shu Zhe's identity as a transvestite, but if they are allowed to participate in the operation to save Shu Zhe, they will definitely be happy to join in, right
Xiao Ding originally didn't have much thought about the transvestite Shu Zhe, but when he saw the guy opposite him, he actually knew that Shu Zhe was a boy and still wanted to date him. He even broke up with his college girlfriend for this, and he felt dizzy for a while. I wonder if the social atmosphere has changed and it is normal to find a transvestite as a girlfriend.
Moreover, if the French chef saw me running away as soon as he finished cooking, he might think that his cooking skills were rejected, and then commit suicide immediately! Human lives are also at stake here!
I quickly corrected Xiao Ding's sense of danger: "Xiao Ding, I'm calling you. I just want you to come over and help me solve this embarrassing matter for Xiao Hong, for the sake of Shu Sha and me. No." I want you to be a hero and save the beauty!"
But Fan Chuan, the head of the LOL Party's Zuipao branch, whose ID is "Streaming", saw Shu Zhe being put in a wig by Eunuch Cao once in the men's room of the Emgrand Cinema, so he saw through Shu Zhe after the party. Shu Zhe's identity, and caught up with him, saying that he had broken up with his girlfriend and wanted to compete with Xiao Ding to be Shu Zhe's boyfriend.
Unlike Shusha, the natural weakness shown by Xiao Hong has awakened the sense of protective responsibility that you have always lacked in giving to your partner, and you are eager to give her gentle care and a solid arm to rely on!
Xiao Ding was silent for a while thoughtfully.
how? Is it weird that I decided this way? People are like rice and steel. If I don't eat, how can I have the strength to think and act
Then I heard the sound of wiping nosebleeds and Fan Chuan talking to himself:
"I can't spare him! His nickname is 'Uncle Fireball', isn't he? Even if he is the sun, I have to destroy him! Tell me your address! I must avenge this hatred of taking my wife!"
Even those few phone calls were disgusting enough to make Shu Zhe terrified, but Shu Zhe didn't dare to block Fan Chuan's number on his mobile phone, fearing that he would call his home phone and be overheard by his sister.
Last time, for the question "Who has the prettiest girlfriend between the Dota party and the LOL party?", Xiao Ding, who has no girlfriend at all, praised Haikou in the online scolding battle and had no choice but to ask me for help, so I rushed to put it on the shelf and asked Shu Zhe to play the role. The transvestite pretended to be Xiao Ding's girlfriend.
Looking at the watch, it was only 2:20 in the afternoon. Shu Zhe's chrysanthemum should not have suffered yet.
As I expected, as soon as I told Fan Chuan about Xiaohong's experience, Fan Chuan was so excited that he wanted to fly over with wings on his side.
"Xiao Ding? Listen to me, Xiao Hong is in trouble."
Putting down the phone, at the critical moment when Shu Zhe was faced with having his anus fucked by his own uncle, I decided—
I took advantage of the meal time to make some plans for the afternoon.
"Why are you calling that pervert Fan Chuan?" Xiao Ding immediately became alert, "He is such a damn hypocrite..."
Then I asked Xiao Ding if he knew Fan Chuan’s contact information. As rivals who often cursed each other online, they should have each other’s contact information.
Not only because I had viral heart disease, but also because Uncle Fireball was once the Chinese version of Mr. Pei.
"Xiaoye, you mean... Shusha's brother?"
Shu Zhe made no mistakes during the entire process of pretending to be his girlfriend, and he was so gorgeous that he attracted the attention of all the men in the cafe.
Let’s eat the lunch prepared by the French chef first!
I have been living in the mountains with wild animals for more than ten years! Although he has been held back by his one-and-a-half-year Internet career, he is still a strong middle-aged man overall. Even if my viral heart disease is cured, I dare not say that I will stand in front of him who injured his right arm. Can get a bargain.
So basically, I only called Xiao Ding because he was an insider and had a good relationship with Shusha who often volunteered at the pet hospital.
Xiao Ding and Fan Chuan are both college graduates. Although they are otakus and their fighting ability is not impressive, fortunately, their bodies are not inferior to others. Wherever they stand, they still have intimidation.
I felt that Xiao Ding's caring tone was a bit too much, so I quickly persuaded him to calm down: "At the moment, I just let Xiao Hong pat her shoulders and back, and there is no further action, but I won't know anything after 5 o'clock this afternoon..."
They also play competitive games. Xiao Ding is a Dota player and Fan Chuan is a LoL player. Over which game is more competitive, the two parties argue endlessly. They often go from presenting facts and reasoning to personal attacks and cursing each other to death of the whole family.
"Okay... okay!" Xiao Ding thought twice and gave me Fan Chuan's mobile phone number. "But Xiaoye, please contact him yourself. I don't want to talk to him."
Just as he was about to press the doorbell, he heard the faint sound of a girl crying from inside the door.
Otherwise, there will be more and more troubles in the future, which is equivalent to tearing down the east wall to repair the west wall. My fragile little heart cannot withstand too much trouble.
After agreeing to meet at the entrance of the pet hospital, I called Fan Chuan's mobile phone again.