Just when I was about to express my gratitude to Dr. Yu for his medical ethics, he went on to say: "When I was rescuing a landmine victim in Angola, because his whole family was killed by landmines, he pulled out the oxygen tube several times and tried to He refused treatment and committed suicide, but even so, I tied him up and eventually cured him."
"Looking at the seriousness on your squad leader's face, she criticized me during a home visit because I asked you to participate in running the online store... How come she also joined the operation of our online store!?"
"You don't have to be disappointed." Dr. Yu said to them at the dinner table, "Ye Lin will come at least twice a week for physical review. There will be many opportunities to meet in the future... Eh? This cow seems to have suffered from gallbladder hypertrophy... "
"Nonsense! I didn't give him a simulated gun or paint bullets. He was so excited at the time. What if he shot me directly? I'm a doctor, not a Buddha. I don't have the consciousness to sacrifice my life to feed a tiger!"
Amy was quite reluctant to part with her, and even held a farewell dinner for me. She seemed very lethargic during the dinner. It was not until I repeatedly promised that I would come over to see her whenever I had free time that I felt relieved.
"I suddenly discovered that that model looks a bit like your monitor! When I was not at home writing textbooks at the hotel, what method did you use to coerce your monitor and make her do something good for you?"
"What do you mean, in order to pursue real effects, we need to use real metal shoulder armor..." Amy lay face down on the bed, complaining in a dull voice, "It's basically because the director was scolded by me a few days ago and took the opportunity to retaliate against me. , my mother refused to stand up for me..."
I made a few perfunctory words to let my father know that there was no serious health problem with me, and finally made him stop mentioning that matter.
"Xiaolin, are you cured?" Dad was very happy that I could go home, and when he asked, his eyes unconsciously glanced at my pants.
"Xiao Lin, I remember that you lent the customer service number of 'Nanguo Hongdou' to a classmate who wanted to learn online store management? Why did it fall into the hands of Uncle Fireball again?"
I asked Dr. Yu why she was still treating me now that Ai Shuqiao had given up on me. Dr. Yu thought my question was stupid.
"Well... Dad, we are in business, why do we care what other people do when they buy underwear? Uncle Huoqiu must be a customer and thinks that our online store has a good reputation, so he wants to invest in it and run it together!"
I was suddenly very curious: "Dr. Yu, you keep talking about the 'Three Musketeers of Stanford University', you are one of them, and your senior brother 'The Poison King' is one, so who is the other one?"
Of course, if you still insist on committing suicide later, then it will be useless to say anything.
On the grounds that she was tired and unwilling to move, Amy asked me to go to the bedroom in Room 101 to stay with her several times. She even made excessive demands that I hold her to sleep, which almost made me have a heart attack.
"He," Dr. Yu said with a grimace as if he was encountering a super difficult disease, "He has a brain disease that I can't even cure. He was warned several times for organizing illegal societies when he was in school. , his condition became more serious after graduation, and he is completely a shame among us Three Musketeers. If it weren't for the unpleasant name of 'Two Musketeers', I wouldn't want to be tied with him."
Please don't medically diagnose the steak on your dinner plate! The person has been cooked, and no matter how good your medical skills are, you can’t save him!
"Could it be... Could it be that the former classmate who wanted to learn how to operate an online store was your monitor!? You actually asked a girl to help us run an adult products store!?"
"Xiaolin, aren't you threatening me? Those photos of models on our online store page, you said they were free materials found on the Internet and were photoshopped by software experts..."
I'm used to the spaciousness of Room 103. When I suddenly came back, I really felt that the three-bedroom and one-living room at home was a bit narrow... But living with my dad and having family members around me couldn't replace the spacious space.
But later I heard from Pentheus that Dr. Yu gave a pistol to a patient recovering from surgery in Angola. You can get paint all over your face, and after you become so angry, you can calm down and think about the meaning of your life.
"Because Uncle Fireball happens to be the uncle of my classmate! What's the point of not giving up a customer service account? Don't we still have three customer service accounts for 'Donkey Kong', 'Mario', and 'Lilac Vanilla'?"
Second, I was asked to do ten quick squats in a row and run as fast as I could on the treadmill for two minutes.
Dad scratched his scalp, "That's true, but I always feel like you guys are selling some weird stuff behind my back..."
Dr. Yu, who is not a lolita fan, treated the nail crack on Amy's little toe without any fun, while frowning and saying:
Amy, who accidentally learned about this incident, sat with her legs crossed on the operating table in the infirmary and said to her personal doctor, Dr. Yu: "I really can't see that you are still pregnant with a baby, as people in China often say. Do you have a bodhisattva-like heart?"
"Wait a minute!" Dad suddenly remembered something, "Uncle Huoqiu, his surname is 'Shu', and he is the uncle of one of your classmates. Isn't it the only class president Shu Sha in your class with the surname 'Shu'!"
It's not that Amy is no longer a relative, but she has been busy filming recently. She is often so tired that she just lies on the bed and doesn't move as soon as she comes back, and she doesn't communicate much with me.
Third, Dr. Yu suddenly thrust a mature female pornographic magazine in front of me when I was not prepared. On the opened color page was a provocative model with big breasts, her breasts exposed.
"Anyway, the customer service number of 'Nanguo Hongdou' is now in the hands of Uncle Huoqiu. He only needs to contact customers and arrange orders and deliver goods. Dad, you just need to collect the money."
I also completed the target very well without causing a heart attack. I even think that if I were not on the treadmill, the speed could be increased a little bit, as long as it does not exceed 3 minutes.
In fact, I only bought one! Buying 3 or 4 pieces is the secret code of both parties, which means to let the "model lady" wear this underwear, make it into original underwear, and sell it at 3 or 4 times the original price!
It turns out that patients are just props for you to prove your medical skills! I thought you were very caring! Just like a watchmaker who repairs a watch after a long time of work, if a certain watch is damaged by your repair, will you be laughed at by your peers? In order not to be ridiculed by your colleagues and to satisfy your own self-esteem, you don't let the patients you handle die casually!
The first was to suddenly make loud noises behind me to test whether I would be frightened into having a heart attack.
It is said that the patient who was saved by Dr. Yu did not commit suicide with a simulated gun. After thinking about it, he finally realized: "It's all the government's fault! My family was killed by landmines, and I can't follow them to heaven. It’s the government’s fault!”
"Eh? I remember, didn't Uncle Fireball, with this ID, buy a lot of things from our online store? And it was often the same style of sexy underwear, and he bought 3 or 4 pieces at a time..."
After listening to what Dr. Yu said, did you still think that my disease was impotence? Father, please don’t worry about this!
This kind of thing is completely trivial in the face of my many days of practice. Now I can keep my heartbeat at a relatively low level even when watching horror movies, and I can basically not be surprised at anything.
"In the end, after he was cured, he insulted me in person, saying that I was a devil for not letting him follow his family to heaven. So I gave him a pistol and told him to find a place where I couldn't see him if he wanted to commit suicide. If I commit suicide, it has nothing to do with my medical skills..."
In order to make sure that I could be discharged and go home to recuperate, Dr. Yu performed several cardiac tolerance tests on me.
"Hmph, the patient who passed through my hands cannot die because of my mistakes. I don't care whether he is a saint or a criminal. As long as there is still a glimmer of hope for cure, I will never give up!"
How ironic! Uncle Huoqiu was deceived by the original flavored underwear of the transvestite, so he wants to make the "Happy Valley Abnormal Supplies Store" bigger and stronger, so that the bad things of the transvestite can be spread all over the world, and then take revenge on society!
By the way, since Dr. Yu was busy doing research on weekends and didn't take time out, he didn't go to Chen Yingran's house to propose marriage - he was really casual enough. I wonder if Chen Yingran's father, the son of the old principal, had time to wait. .
Compared with his sister, Pentheus, a gay man, showed his reluctance even more unscrupulously. He regretted that he had wasted too much time in the studio these days and did not spend more time with me to communicate with me. I think he just barely hugged me. Crying on my shoulder.
"What's so strange?" I was unsure, but I insisted, "Uncle Fireball Shu Dongbo..."
"It's Shu Dongbo, dad, I usually call him 'Uncle Fireball'."
Because I passed several tests, especially when I faced mature|female magazines and didn’t get sick, Dr. Yu agreed to my request to be discharged from the hospital.
"How's it going? This is the last test!" Dr. Yu was very serious and shouted as if facing a formidable enemy. "I'm going to have a heart attack after seeing this exciting picture. Can you withstand it? Withstand it. If you can't stop, just say it quickly, don't be embarrassed, I will rescue you!"
"Not only me, but my senior brother also swore a poisonous oath to cure you. If you don't die, he will die... No, if you die, he will die too! I don't believe it. With the help of two of the Three Musketeers of Stanford University, we can cure you." Sorry, you naughty kid..."
"By the way, Xiaolin, that Su Dongpo you said two days ago that you wanted to invest in the online store..."
While talking, he took out a cigarette from his pocket and held it in his mouth without lighting it. He did not smoke in front of patients. It seemed that the female school doctor Chen Yingran also had this habit.
There is no such thing as a feast that lasts forever. Even though Amy and Pentheus were reluctant to leave, I still moved back home after the dinner.
Because Dr. Yu is so determined to cure the patient regardless of good or evil, regardless of cost, or the wishes of the patient, he may be more concerned about my illness than I am.
As the speculation deepened, Dad's voice gradually trembled.
So he turned around and joined the anti-government guerrillas, replacing the imitation guns in his hands with real guns. He has been fighting bravely on the front line, and his military rank has almost been promoted to major.
Even though Aunt Ren, who is the martial arts instructor, is temporarily suspended from work, Amy cannot stop working. In addition to martial arts dramas, there are also many literary dramas to perform. Those literary dramas that require a lot of words and require heavy props and costumes are not much easier to perform in a day than martial arts dramas. .
Your sister, Dr. Yu! You are obviously the one who is embarrassed! Can I say that the magazine you took out is not in line with my aesthetics at all!
So if you stay with your dad, you will be less likely to get nervous.