Dad could only smile bitterly, while Aunt Ren crossed her arms and her face became even tighter.
"Well..." Dad scratched his head, "They are not biological siblings..."
Aunt Ren frowned, somewhat thinking that her father was an idiot, "Regardless of how much trouble the adopted brothers and sisters will bring to Xiaoqin and Ye Lin, first of all, if we live together, Xiaoqin and Ye Lin will have to Are you going to live with the two of us? We are not separated, but you let two children who have a crush on each other live together! Who knows how many things will happen if two people live in the same house when we can't see each other? Things are coming!”
But Aunt Ren still asked her father to send her back to her home. After entering her bedroom with her father who followed suit, she closed the door and immediately started shouting with her father.
As long as the squad leader didn't lend her any clothes, Zhuang Ni would continue to be naked at the squad leader's house and let the squad leader and Gong Caicai see her naked body.
"Really?" Aunt Ren didn't have an attack in the taxi, but replied calmly, and then fell silent.
Aunt Ren snorted, "Then do you think we should live together if we get married?"
Gong Caicai innocently pleads for Zhuang Ni next to her.
You Lily girl really doesn’t refuse anyone who comes! As long as it fits your aesthetics, is it completely acceptable to have a few more Lily objects? Not to mention Gong Caicai, even the squad leader's mother, because she is a great beauty, would feel inexplicably excited even if she gets her belongings
"Why are you old?" Although Aunt Ren calmed down a little, her mouth was still very venomous, "They say a man has forty-one flowers, and you are blooming in full bloom!"
There was a taxi driver who was very talkative. He and his father sitting in the passenger seat talked about everything from Cologne to Jin Yong, from the Cuban nuclear bomb crisis to the disintegration of the Soviet Union, from the Ten Views of West Lake to Leifeng Pagoda to the legend of White Snake. , and said that due to the influence of White Snake and Xu Xian, all men in Hangzhou are afraid of their wives (he himself has lived in Hangzhou for many years, and talks about being afraid of his wives with an ancient sense of pride).
You took the wrong medicine! If the monitor’s mother is not with a man, where can she be the monitor? Although some American scientists have developed a technology that can help you get pregnant without a man, and it can be widely used in lilies to give birth to children in the future, it is still in the clinical trial stage!
"So you are going to marry Xiaojuan, right? It turns out that you have never lost contact!"
Aunt Ren still had her hands crossed on her chest, looking uninterested, but she probably felt a little secretly happy.
"Wow, it's a teacher-student love affair!" The taxi driver who was listening next to him held the steering wheel with one hand, regardless of the fact that he was driving, and bumped my dad's arm twice with the elbow of his other hand, " Brother, you are very good! An old cow eats young grass!"
After listening to Xiaoqin's words, Aunt Ren's face immediately turned green! She asked Xiaoqin with a kind of calm before the storm:
"The first time is the last time!" Aunt Ren said angrily, "Everything between the two of us is like this! Anyway, I am a divorced person who has given birth to children. I can't compare to the yellow flower girl who has been waiting for you. You Marry her quickly!"
Later, I heard that Zhuang Ni, who wore transvestite stockings without knowing it, developed a lot of red and itchy rashes on her legs.
He tentatively called Aunt Ren by her pet name, but Aunt Ren did not stop Dad this time, which made Dad extremely happy.
"It's all Xiaolin's nonsense at the dinner table in order to hide our affairs..." Dad explained to Aunt Ren, "I haven't seen her since I made Xiaojuan away when Xiaolin was seven years old. ,I swear!"
What called me out from the squad leader's house was a phone call from my dad.
The monitor did not express any opinion.
"What a joke! If I marry you, won't Ye Lin and Xiao Qin become brother and sister! How can they fall in love when they become brothers and sisters!?"
"This pair of stockings must belong to the monitor's mother, and she wears these stockings with her husband..."
"Classmate Ye Lin told me personally!" Xiao Qin was too slow to notice anything unusual about her mother, thinking it was just the depression caused by her hospitalization. "Aunt Xiaojuan is Uncle Ye's former student, and we all live in the courtyard. At that time, people came to see Uncle Ye every now and then, mom, have you forgotten?"
Aunt Ren didn't react at all, but Xiaoqin laughed. She didn't have any fear of men in front of men of her uncle's generation.
What Dad and Aunt Ren didn't know at the time was that Xiaoqin was afraid that her mother would be anxious if she wanted to eat canned food, so she didn't go to a distant supermarket, but just bought canned and frozen dumplings at the grocery store downstairs. Returned early.
"Really!" To prove his sincerity, Dad took the diamond ring box out of his arms.
Zhuang Ni finally made this judgment and lamented why a beauty like the monitor's mother would be with a man.
"You, Ye Yuanfeng, are so charming? You can actually make people wait for you for 14 years? Since you have decided to get married, why do you still come to take care of me? Do you sympathize with me?"
"Alas," Xiao Qin sighed in an envious tone, "I heard that Aunt Xiaojuan has been single and waiting for Uncle Ye for 14 years for him. It is really infatuated. Fortunately, it is the result of lovers finally getting married. It is really good. Got it!"
After sorting out outerwear and underwear, the squad leader chose a pair of underwear for Zhuang Ni that he had never worn. As for the bra, no matter whether it was worn or not, the size was too different from Zhuang Ni's. Finally, the squad monitor used medical gauze to tie Zhuang Ni up. Although she didn't get the squad leader's underwear for corseting, it was said that Zhuang Ni quite enjoyed the process.
The father's face suddenly showed the anxious and ashamed expression that Xu Xian went to find Fahai and was discovered by the White Snake!
Fortunately, Aunt Ren had already sent Xiaoqin to the supermarket to buy canned oranges and frozen dumplings before making a fuss. Otherwise, it would have been even more lively if Xiaoqin heard the content of the noise.
Dad immediately realized that it was what I said to Chen Yingran at the VIP restaurant that caused trouble. At this time, he activated the "cheat" skill, but in front of Xiaoqin and the taxi driver, he didn't know where to start his defense.
"Uncle Ye and we are not a family of three! And Uncle Ye will get married to Aunt Xiaojuan in a few days!"
"Hongli, I have kept my diamond engagement ring just for you. In fact, I have been carrying it with me these past few days. I wanted to find a chance to propose to you again..."
Not only did he take out the diamond ring, he also half-knelt on the carpet and re-posed in a proposing pose.
The monitor had no choice but to lend Zhuang Ni a bright yellow dress. The style was very similar to the one worn by the monitor's mother in the family photo.
"Hongli, although you rejected me last time, I will try again today! In order for our next child to be famous and worthy, and to give Xiaolin and Xiaoqin a complete family, Hongli, please marry me. !”
After Aunt Ren was discharged from the hospital, she did not ask her father and brother to take her home. Instead, she got into a taxi that my father stopped on the street.
Although I heard that it could be sold as second-hand goods online, so the monitor washed it very clean, but after all, it was something worn by a man.
Bragging! How can you tell which items have been touched by men? They were obviously stockings worn by men, but you didn't find any clue at all! I was so happy that I thought it was the personal belongings of the monitor or the monitor’s mother!
"So what happened when you bought me a diamond ring to propose to me? I rejected you, and you immediately went to find Xiaojuan? I don't see that you still have a lot of spare tires!"
"Listen, I heard that if Zhuang Ni doesn't | wear stockings | and gets exposed to the sun, the skin on her legs will rot!"
"Really?" Aunt Ren was dubious about her father's behavior of carrying a diamond ring with him.
"But I need to wear a pair of stockings on my legs no matter what, otherwise I won't be able to go out." Zhuang Ni insisted, "Even if it is your mother's stockings, please lend me a pair."
"Of course we have to live together!" Dad asked doubtfully, "otherwise why would we separate just after we got married..."
Dad was spat on by Aunt Ren, and only then did he have time to say: "But today is my first time here..."
Seeing that Aunt Ren was showing signs of losing her temper, Dad hurriedly came over and said as if smearing honey on his mouth: "What kind of flower am I? How can I bloom as beautifully as you? Hongli..."
No! I’m really allergic to men! If you have unbearably itchy legs, you must be wondering why the stockings lent to you by the squad leader can cause allergies!
Zhuang Ni was overjoyed and put it on herself. Apart from complaining about the shrinkage, she found no other abnormalities.
In desperation, the squad leader found the white stockings Shu Zhe had confiscated when he was pretending to be a transvestite and gave them to Zhuang Ni.
"Please give me another pair of black stockings." After extorting the above equipment, Zhuang Ni made a new request.
"We haven't had any contact for so many years. How can we talk about getting married? I heard that Xiaojuan later went to Canada to study and may have immigrated abroad. Why do you have to come back to me, an old guy who sells adult products... "
As he spoke, he looked like he was going to hit his father. The father quickly covered his face before explaining to Aunt Ren.
I really have a good appetite in this regard! He actually missed his classmate's mother... Although if Eunuch Cao saw the monitor's family photo, he would most likely miss the monitor's mother...
Aunt Ren had not forgotten it, and asked Xiao Qin again just to confirm, but now her face became even more ugly.
"Get out! Get out of my house! I never want to see you again! You men are all half-hearted scum! Today is the last time you come to my house!"
After sending Aunt Ren to the Honglou North Street Community, her father wanted to help her into the elevator, but Aunt Ren refused.
"Which Aunt Xiaojuan? Xiaoqin, where did you hear that Uncle Ye is getting married?"
"Black stockings don't match the yellow dress at all! And I don't have black stockings either! Wearing stockings to school is prohibited!"
In fact, Eunuch Cao is also thinking about the monitor's younger brother! I hope Zhuang Ni is as philanthropic as Eunuch Cao, and is not shy about the personal belongings of the transvestite, so she accepts them all as ordered!
Zhuang Ni, who once almost jumped off the school roof in order to get the permission to wear silk stockings to school, said with regret: "But monitor, you and black stockings go well together, why don't you wear black stockings?" Pity."
As they talked, they casually said that Dad, Aunt Ren and Xiaoqin sitting in the back seat were "a family of three."