The thought of showing Xiaoqin the suicide note on my phone just flashed through my mind, and I quickly gave it up.
Xiao Qin was dumbfounded and hadn't woken up yet. "It's not necessarily nuclear radiation. Maybe the frog was exposed to the microwave oven of the Song Dynasty..."
She originally screamed that she was going to hit me, but she was about to catch up with me, but she hesitated again. She raised her clenched fists and it didn't work either when she lowered them.
After skipping the sofa three times and the coffee table four times, I thought it was better not to test the limits of my heart anymore. If I got sick in front of so many people, I would no longer be able to hide it.
And regardless of the strong dissatisfaction on Xiaoqin's face, he reached out again to press her head, and said: "Toad, toad..."
It’s a non-sexual hug, mainly a hug that expresses comfort. Even if my dad and Aunt Ren see it, I don’t think it’s a big deal.
No matter how disgusting and shameful this suicide note is, the unusual relationship between Xiaoqin and I must be kept secret from Xiaoqin for the time being.
Did you travel back in time to invent the microwave oven in the Song Dynasty? With your poor science scores, even if you actually create something similar in appearance, it will explode immediately when you press the switch!
Who said you are a toad princess? Can you actually hear the word "qi drum" as "princess"? Are you the fairy tale character "Princess Toad" compared to the "Frog Prince"? You can turn back into a princess as long as you get a kiss from the prince
But I can't let Xiaoqin continue to be depressed during this period. Even if I use some extraordinary means, I want to make Xiaoqin lively again.
Xiao Qin seemed to be enlightened, and a (⊙o⊙) expression briefly appeared on her face.
"I'm not stupid! I'm not a toad! Apologize to me!"
"There was an assassination attempt! The civilian girl who presented the treasure blew up the emperor to death!"
"If you have the ability, come over here and chase me!"
And regardless of the strong dissatisfaction on Xiaoqin's face, he reached out again to press her head, and said: "Toad, toad..."
Who said you are a toad princess? Can you actually hear the word "qi drum" as "princess"? Are you the fairy tale character "Princess Toad" compared to the "Frog Prince"? You can turn back into a princess as long as you get a kiss from the prince
She originally screamed that she was going to hit me, but she was about to catch up with me, but she hesitated again. She raised her clenched fists and it didn't work either when she lowered them.
Only then did I notice that although Xiaoqin’s socks were candy-colored rather than green, there was actually a cartoon frog printed on it near the top of the socks that was so small that it was almost invisible!
So I gently hit Xiaoqin on the head.
Xiao Qin was dumbfounded and hadn't woken up yet. "It's not necessarily nuclear radiation. Maybe the frog was exposed to the microwave oven of the Song Dynasty..."
Xiaoqin suddenly changed from chasing me and beating me to being held in my arms. Her mood did not adjust for a while, and her face turned red and she was stunned.
What's more, our parents were watching in stunned silence not far away.
No, it's not so much a beating. It's better to say that I put my right fist on the top of Xiaoqin's head and pressed it down slightly, causing Xiaoqin to lower her head involuntarily. The whole action was very funny, as if she was teasing a cat. .
I feel like I'm playing with a cat, but as long as Xiaoqin can regain her energy, it doesn't matter how she understands.
"Is my head so fun? Classmate Ye Lin, why..." Before Xiaoqin could finish her words, I pushed her down again. Gradually, she also showed the protest expression of a cat after being played with repeatedly.
"That's not necessarily true," I said with a bad smile, "Mental patients also say they are not mentally ill."
No, it's not so much a beating. It's better to say that I put my right fist on the top of Xiaoqin's head and pressed it down slightly, causing Xiaoqin to lower her head involuntarily. The whole action was very funny, as if she was teasing a cat. .
"The toad is so angry that it will be angry until August 15th. The pig will be killed on August 15th, and the toad will be so angry that it will cry..."
Xiaoqin didn't understand what he meant, "Eh? Classmate Ye Lin, what are you doing?"
My feet were still moving forward according to the inertia. I turned back to face her before she was about to hit me, and hugged her in my arms.
There was chaos in the palace. Taking advantage of the chaos, Xiaoqin, dressed as a folk girl, jumped over the wall and ran away.
Xiaoqin didn't understand what he meant, "Eh? Classmate Ye Lin, what are you doing?"
"Why are you playing with my head?" Xiao Qin, lying on the bed, blinked her eyes again and again, a little aggrieved and a little innocent, but she still didn't understand what I meant.
Xiaoqin didn't understand what he meant, "Eh? Classmate Ye Lin, what are you doing?"
I didn't answer Xiaoqin's question, but continued to stretch out my hand and pressed Xiaoqin's head again. Xiaoqin looked quite cute when she was forced to lower her head.
I pretended to be surprised and said, "Huh? Or a Japanese toad? After the Fukushima nuclear meltdown, it couldn't find a clean pond, so it came to China to take refuge?"
So I couldn't laugh or cry: "There was a saying in the Song Dynasty that 'a toad wants to eat swan meat', but where did the nuclear power plant come from in the Song Dynasty!"
"I don't know if it's a toad or not. If you're dissatisfied, why don't you come and hit me... Shouldn't childhood sweethearts have no taboos and fight?"
"It turns out that toads were transformed into frogs after they were irradiated..."
"Why are you playing with my head?" Xiao Qin, lying on the bed, blinked her eyes again and again, a little aggrieved and a little innocent, but she still didn't understand what I meant.
Xiao Qin frowned: "Classmate Ye Lin actually called me a toad!? Even if I am not as good as the white swan like the monitor, calling me a toad is too much!"
Who said you are a toad princess? Can you actually hear the word "qi drum" as "princess"? Are you the fairy tale character "Princess Toad" compared to the "Frog Prince"? You can turn back into a princess as long as you get a kiss from the prince
Xiaoqin didn't resist at first and let me press back and forth. She had previously talked about Rene Liu's "Love You Very Much" and said that as a childhood sweetheart, she should wish me to find a better girlfriend. Such a serious and sad topic, because I Teasing Xiaoqin like a cat, she became not serious or sad at all.
Xiao Qin was dumbfounded and hadn't woken up yet. "It's not necessarily nuclear radiation. Maybe the frog was exposed to the microwave oven of the Song Dynasty..."
My dad was washing dishes in the kitchen, and Aunt Ren was watching from the side, occasionally picking on my dad's work. At this time, the two of them saw Xiaoqin chasing me from behind, but it was obviously a childish joke and they didn't take it seriously at all. , so they just looked at each other and smiled, thinking that the children were naive after all.
I pressed Xiaoqin's head for the third time, almost using her as a tumbler or other pressable toy.
Xiao Qin was dumbfounded and hadn't woken up yet. "It's not necessarily nuclear radiation. Maybe the frog was exposed to the microwave oven of the Song Dynasty..."
"The toad is so angry that it will be angry until August 15th. The pig will be killed on August 15th, and the toad will be so angry that it will cry..."
Xiaoqin no longer cared about maintaining her non-existent ladylike reserve in front of our parents, and followed me into the living room.
"I'm not a toad!"
Only then did I notice that although Xiaoqin’s socks were candy-colored rather than green, there was actually a cartoon frog printed on it near the top of the socks that was so small that it was almost invisible!
"Damn! It looks very similar, so how could it explode! I finally used potatoes to generate electricity and start the machine using the method taught to me by classmate Ye Lin..."
Xiaoqin didn't resist at first and let me press back and forth. She had previously talked about Rene Liu's "Love You Very Much" and said that as a childhood sweetheart, she should wish me to find a better girlfriend. Such a serious and sad topic, because I Teasing Xiaoqin like a cat, she became not serious or sad at all.
"Classmate Ye Lin has gone too far! I can't bear it!" Xiao Qin said angrily, "Look at my Xiao Qin Iron Fist!"
"Even a very cute toad is still a toad! Classmate Ye Lin is playing with me like a toad, which is too much!"
No, it's not so much a beating. It's better to say that I put my right fist on the top of Xiaoqin's head and pressed it down slightly, causing Xiaoqin to lower her head involuntarily. The whole action was very funny, as if she was teasing a cat. .
"Is my head so fun? Classmate Ye Lin, why..." Before Xiaoqin could finish her words, I pushed her down again. Gradually, she also showed the protest expression of a cat after being played with repeatedly.
So I couldn't laugh or cry: "There was a saying in the Song Dynasty that 'a toad wants to eat swan meat', but where did the nuclear power plant come from in the Song Dynasty!"
Xiaoqin didn't resist at first and let me press back and forth. She had previously talked about Rene Liu's "Love You Very Much" and said that as a childhood sweetheart, she should wish me to find a better girlfriend. Such a serious and sad topic, because I Teasing Xiaoqin like a cat, she became not serious or sad at all.
No matter how disgusting and shameful this suicide note is, the unusual relationship between Xiaoqin and I must be kept secret from Xiaoqin for the time being.
The thought of showing Xiaoqin the suicide note on my phone just flashed through my mind, and I quickly gave it up.
You actually believe me when I tell you nonsense! There were toads tens of thousands of years ago, but there were no nuclear power plants tens of thousands of years ago! Xiaoqin, how did you study in biology class? The biology teacher is crying!
Xiaoqin no longer cared about maintaining her non-existent ladylike reserve in front of our parents, and followed me into the living room.
"Haha, I don't know what kind of animal I am playing with. Anyway, she is so stupid that she looks like she wants to be bullied. In fact, people should be good at finding bright spots in observation. I think toads are quite cute. There are quite a few of them. Cute…”
"Of course it's fun," I said. "It was fun for you to poke me with your fingers and ruler, and it's fun for me to press your head."
"I'm not stupid! I'm not a toad! Apologize to me!"
But I can't let Xiaoqin continue to be depressed during this period. Even if I use some extraordinary means, I want to make Xiaoqin lively again.
Xiao Qin seemed to be enlightened, and a (⊙o⊙) expression briefly appeared on her face.
Xiaoqin, whose head was still pushed down every few seconds, gradually puffed up her cheeks.
There was chaos in the palace. Taking advantage of the chaos, Xiaoqin, dressed as a folk girl, jumped over the wall and ran away.
There was chaos in the palace. Taking advantage of the chaos, Xiaoqin, dressed as a folk girl, jumped over the wall and ran away.
"I don't know if it's a toad or not. If you're dissatisfied, why don't you come and hit me... Shouldn't childhood sweethearts have no taboos and fight?"
So I couldn't laugh or cry: "There was a saying in the Song Dynasty that 'a toad wants to eat swan meat', but where did the nuclear power plant come from in the Song Dynasty!"
The thought of showing Xiaoqin the suicide note on my phone just flashed through my mind, and I quickly gave it up.
Xiaoqin was so angry that I pouted her lips, and said with dissatisfaction: "I'm just a toad if I jump over and chase after you!"
Seeing this scene, I became inspired by poetry and couldn't help but think of the nursery rhymes I heard when I was a child:
Xiaoqin, whose head was still pushed down every few seconds, gradually puffed up her cheeks.
I pressed Xiaoqin's head for the third time, almost using her as a tumbler or other pressable toy.
"The toad is so angry that it will be angry until August 15th. The pig will be killed on August 15th, and the toad will be so angry that it will cry..."
Did you travel back in time to invent the microwave oven in the Song Dynasty? With your poor science scores, even if you actually create something similar in appearance, it will explode immediately when you press the switch!
"The toad is so angry that it will be angry until August 15th. The pig will be killed on August 15th, and the toad will be so angry that it will cry..."
"sorry."
"I, I'm not a toad!" Xiaoqin finally couldn't help it.
I apologized to Xiaoqin for the toad incident, but not just for this.
Xiaoqin no longer cared about maintaining her non-existent ladylike reserve in front of our parents, and followed me into the living room.
The thought of showing Xiaoqin the suicide note on my phone just flashed through my mind, and I quickly gave it up.
"The toad is so angry that it will be angry until August 15th. The pig will be killed on August 15th, and the toad will be so angry that it will cry..."
"Haha, I don't know what kind of animal I am playing with. Anyway, she is so stupid that she looks like she wants to be bullied. In fact, people should be good at finding bright spots in observation. I think toads are quite cute. There are quite a few of them. Cute…”
Hey, even if you have traveled back to the Song Dynasty, don't say such unscientific words casually! I did mention to you that using the acidic environment in potatoes, you can use copper and zinc as the positive and negative electrodes, so that each potato can produce about 0.5 volts of voltage and 0.2 milliamps of current... But don't imagine using such a small amount of electricity. Start the microwave!
"If you have the ability, come over here and chase me!"
But I can't let Xiaoqin continue to be depressed during this period. Even if I use some extraordinary means, I want to make Xiaoqin lively again.
"That's not necessarily true," I said with a bad smile, "Mental patients also say they are not mentally ill."
"The toad is so angry that it will be angry until August 15th. The pig will be killed on August 15th, and the toad will be so angry that it will cry..."
So I deliberately slowed down around the corner and let Xiaoqin catch up with me.
"There was an assassination attempt! The civilian girl who presented the treasure blew up the emperor to death!"
Xiaoqin didn't understand what he meant, "Eh? Classmate Ye Lin, what are you doing?"
Xiao Qin also noticed that the socks on her feet were not good for her, but she still defended herself: "This is not a toad! This is Frog Taro!"
My feet were still moving forward according to the inertia. I turned back to face her before she was about to hit me, and hugged her in my arms.
"Haha, I don't know what kind of animal I am playing with. Anyway, she is so stupid that she looks like she wants to be bullied. In fact, people should be good at finding bright spots in observation. I think toads are quite cute. There are quite a few of them. Cute…”
Xiao Qin also noticed that the socks on her feet were not good for her, but she still defended herself: "This is not a toad! This is Frog Taro!"
Xiao Qin frowned: "Classmate Ye Lin actually called me a toad!? Even if I am not as good as the white swan like the monitor, calling me a toad is too much!"
"That's not necessarily true," I said with a bad smile, "Mental patients also say they are not mentally ill."
"Come back! Don't run away! Let me hit you!"
Only then did I notice that although Xiaoqin’s socks were candy-colored rather than green, there was actually a cartoon frog printed on it near the top of the socks that was so small that it was almost invisible!
"That's not necessarily true," I said with a bad smile, "Mental patients also say they are not mentally ill."
I wanted to say: You are all swans, and I am the toad who wants to eat swan meat. But thinking about it carefully, in order to provide stimulating therapy to the depressed Xiaoqin, this sentence was redundant, so I continued to press Xiaoqin’s head.
But I can't let Xiaoqin continue to be depressed during this period. Even if I use some extraordinary means, I want to make Xiaoqin lively again.
"Why are you playing with my head?" Xiao Qin, lying on the bed, blinked her eyes again and again, a little aggrieved and a little innocent, but she still didn't understand what I meant.
While expressing her solemn protest to me, Xiaoqin raised her pink fist and hit me in an unorganized manner.
"Haha, I don't know what kind of animal I am playing with. Anyway, she is so stupid that she looks like she wants to be bullied. In fact, people should be good at finding bright spots in observation. I think toads are quite cute. There are quite a few of them. Cute…”
"Is my head so fun? Classmate Ye Lin, why..." Before Xiaoqin could finish her words, I pushed her down again. Gradually, she also showed the protest expression of a cat after being played with repeatedly.
Did you travel back in time to invent the microwave oven in the Song Dynasty? With your poor science scores, even if you actually create something similar in appearance, it will explode immediately when you press the switch!
A punch that had no martial arts skills at all, I sat on the study chair and ducked backwards, dodging it easily.
After saying that, he came over to chase me, which was exactly what I wanted. I immediately opened the door and fled to the living room. Before going out, I even made a face at Xiaoqin.
Seeing this scene, I became inspired by poetry and couldn't help but think of the nursery rhymes I heard when I was a child:
"Classmate Ye Lin is bullying! Not a single thing on my body is green! I am not the Toad Princess!"
Only then did I notice that although Xiaoqin’s socks were candy-colored rather than green, there was actually a cartoon frog printed on it near the top of the socks that was so small that it was almost invisible!
After skipping the sofa three times and the coffee table four times, I thought it was better not to test the limits of my heart anymore. If I got sick in front of so many people, I would no longer be able to hide it.
"Even a very cute toad is still a toad! Classmate Ye Lin is playing with me like a toad, which is too much!"
I feel like I'm playing with a cat, but as long as Xiaoqin can regain her energy, it doesn't matter how she understands.
Xiaoqin followed my example and climbed over the sofa, chasing after me.
She originally screamed that she was going to hit me, but she was about to catch up with me, but she hesitated again. She raised her clenched fists and it didn't work either when she lowered them.
"There was an assassination attempt! The civilian girl who presented the treasure blew up the emperor to death!"
I feel like I'm playing with a cat, but as long as Xiaoqin can regain her energy, it doesn't matter how she understands.
It’s a non-sexual hug, mainly a hug that expresses comfort. Even if my dad and Aunt Ren see it, I don’t think it’s a big deal.
"That's not necessarily true," I said with a bad smile, "Mental patients also say they are not mentally ill."
He stood up from the study chair and ran to the door to escape. At the same time, he challenged Xiaoqin:
"I don't know if it's a toad or not. If you're dissatisfied, why don't you come and hit me... Shouldn't childhood sweethearts have no taboos and fight?"
After my reminder, Xiaoqin probably discovered that what I was doing was very similar to some boys in the class who deliberately owed money to girls and then attracted the other girls to chase them.
"Toad, toad is so angry..."
Xiao Qin also noticed that the socks on her feet were not good for her, but she still defended herself: "This is not a toad! This is Frog Taro!"
Xiao Qin was dumbfounded and hadn't woken up yet. "It's not necessarily nuclear radiation. Maybe the frog was exposed to the microwave oven of the Song Dynasty..."
"That's not necessarily true," I said with a bad smile, "Mental patients also say they are not mentally ill."
I don't know if it has something to do with Aunt Ren being right next to her, but Xiaoqin's words became a little tougher.
After my reminder, Xiaoqin probably discovered that what I was doing was very similar to some boys in the class who deliberately owed money to girls and then attracted the other girls to chase them.
Seeing this scene, I became inspired by poetry and couldn't help but think of the nursery rhymes I heard when I was a child:
So I gently hit Xiaoqin on the head.
She was still hesitating whether if she came to chase me, it would trigger the psychological shadow of being beaten by the bully. At this time, I recited the nursery rhyme again:
She was still hesitating whether if she came to chase me, it would trigger the psychological shadow of being beaten by the bully. At this time, I recited the nursery rhyme again:
I pretended to be surprised and said, "Huh? Or a Japanese toad? After the Fukushima nuclear meltdown, it couldn't find a clean pond, so it came to China to take refuge?"
Hey, even if you have traveled back to the Song Dynasty, don't say such unscientific words casually! I did mention to you that using the acidic environment in potatoes, you can use copper and zinc as the positive and negative electrodes, so that each potato can produce about 0.5 volts of voltage and 0.2 milliamps of current... But don't imagine using such a small amount of electricity. Start the microwave!
My feet were still moving forward according to the inertia. I turned back to face her before she was about to hit me, and hugged her in my arms.
She was still hesitating whether if she came to chase me, it would trigger the psychological shadow of being beaten by the bully. At this time, I recited the nursery rhyme again:
It’s a non-sexual hug, mainly a hug that expresses comfort. Even if my dad and Aunt Ren see it, I don’t think it’s a big deal.
No matter how disgusting and shameful this suicide note is, the unusual relationship between Xiaoqin and I must be kept secret from Xiaoqin for the time being.
"I'm not stupid! I'm not a toad! Apologize to me!"
"Toad, toad is so angry..."
Seeing this scene, I became inspired by poetry and couldn't help but think of the nursery rhymes I heard when I was a child:
"The toad is so angry that it will be angry until August 15th. The pig will be killed on August 15th, and the toad will be so angry that it will cry..."
"Why are you playing with my head?" Xiao Qin, lying on the bed, blinked her eyes again and again, a little aggrieved and a little innocent, but she still didn't understand what I meant.
After skipping the sofa three times and the coffee table four times, I thought it was better not to test the limits of my heart anymore. If I got sick in front of so many people, I would no longer be able to hide it.
"Classmate Ye Lin has gone too far! I can't bear it!" Xiao Qin said angrily, "Look at my Xiao Qin Iron Fist!"
After all, what you are doing just looks like a microwave oven, but it is actually a bomb! What kind of feud did you have with the Emperor of the Song Dynasty? Why did you make a special trip back in time to assassinate him
"Classmate Ye Lin is bullying! Not a single thing on my body is green! I am not the Toad Princess!"
Xiaoqin was so angry that I pouted her lips, and said with dissatisfaction: "I'm just a toad if I jump over and chase after you!"
"Even a very cute toad is still a toad! Classmate Ye Lin is playing with me like a toad, which is too much!"
I pretended to be surprised and said, "Huh? Or a Japanese toad? After the Fukushima nuclear meltdown, it couldn't find a clean pond, so it came to China to take refuge?"
"Toad, toad is so angry..."
There was a sofa blocking the way in front of me. I deliberately tested my ability to control viral heart disease. I held the back of the sofa with my hands and jumped over the sofa easily like a saddle horse. When I landed, I used the energy of Yin Yang Sanshou to Only a small sound was made.
Only then did I notice that although Xiaoqin’s socks were candy-colored rather than green, there was actually a cartoon frog printed on it near the top of the socks that was so small that it was almost invisible!
"It turns out that toads were transformed into frogs after they were irradiated..."
"sorry."
Who said you are a toad princess? Can you actually hear the word "qi drum" as "princess"? Are you the fairy tale character "Princess Toad" compared to the "Frog Prince"? You can turn back into a princess as long as you get a kiss from the prince
There was chaos in the palace. Taking advantage of the chaos, Xiaoqin, dressed as a folk girl, jumped over the wall and ran away.
So I gently hit Xiaoqin on the head.
There was a sofa blocking the way in front of me. I deliberately tested my ability to control viral heart disease. I held the back of the sofa with my hands and jumped over the sofa easily like a saddle horse. When I landed, I used the energy of Yin Yang Sanshou to Only a small sound was made.
Xiaoqin was angry on the surface, but there was a hint of joy in her voice as she chased and beat me from behind.
While expressing her solemn protest to me, Xiaoqin raised her pink fist and hit me in an unorganized manner.
"Come back! Don't run away! Let me hit you!"
I didn't answer Xiaoqin's question, but continued to stretch out my hand and pressed Xiaoqin's head again. Xiaoqin looked quite cute when she was forced to lower her head.
"Haha, I don't know what kind of animal I am playing with. Anyway, she is so stupid that she looks like she wants to be bullied. In fact, people should be good at finding bright spots in observation. I think toads are quite cute. There are quite a few of them. Cute…”
After skipping the sofa three times and the coffee table four times, I thought it was better not to test the limits of my heart anymore. If I got sick in front of so many people, I would no longer be able to hide it.
After my reminder, Xiaoqin probably discovered that what I was doing was very similar to some boys in the class who deliberately owed money to girls and then attracted the other girls to chase them.
My dad was washing dishes in the kitchen, and Aunt Ren was watching from the side, occasionally picking on my dad's work. At this time, the two of them saw Xiaoqin chasing me from behind, but it was obviously a childish joke and they didn't take it seriously at all. , so they just looked at each other and smiled, thinking that the children were naive after all.
"Is my head so fun? Classmate Ye Lin, why..." Before Xiaoqin could finish her words, I pushed her down again. Gradually, she also showed the protest expression of a cat after being played with repeatedly.
A punch that had no martial arts skills at all, I sat on the study chair and ducked backwards, dodging it easily.
"Why are you playing with my head?" Xiao Qin, lying on the bed, blinked her eyes again and again, a little aggrieved and a little innocent, but she still didn't understand what I meant.
"Why are you playing with my head?" Xiao Qin, lying on the bed, blinked her eyes again and again, a little aggrieved and a little innocent, but she still didn't understand what I meant.
Xiao Qin also noticed that the socks on her feet were not good for her, but she still defended herself: "This is not a toad! This is Frog Taro!"
"That's not necessarily true," I said with a bad smile, "Mental patients also say they are not mentally ill."
I don't know if it has something to do with Aunt Ren being right next to her, but Xiaoqin's words became a little tougher.
Xiao Qin frowned: "Classmate Ye Lin actually called me a toad!? Even if I am not as good as the white swan like the monitor, calling me a toad is too much!"
So I couldn't laugh or cry: "There was a saying in the Song Dynasty that 'a toad wants to eat swan meat', but where did the nuclear power plant come from in the Song Dynasty!"
He stood up from the study chair and ran to the door to escape. At the same time, he challenged Xiaoqin:
"Classmate Ye Lin has gone too far! I can't bear it!" Xiao Qin said angrily, "Look at my Xiao Qin Iron Fist!"
Xiaoqin was angry on the surface, but there was a hint of joy in her voice as she chased and beat me from behind.
"sorry."
In addition, Xiaoqin's physical strength also depleted faster than expected, perhaps because she was about to have her period.
She was still hesitating whether if she came to chase me, it would trigger the psychological shadow of being beaten by the bully. At this time, I recited the nursery rhyme again:
I feel like I'm playing with a cat, but as long as Xiaoqin can regain her energy, it doesn't matter how she understands.
"If you have the ability, come over here and chase me!"
Xiao Qin frowned: "Classmate Ye Lin actually called me a toad!? Even if I am not as good as the white swan like the monitor, calling me a toad is too much!"
There was chaos in the palace. Taking advantage of the chaos, Xiaoqin, dressed as a folk girl, jumped over the wall and ran away.
She originally screamed that she was going to hit me, but she was about to catch up with me, but she hesitated again. She raised her clenched fists and it didn't work either when she lowered them.
I don't know if it has something to do with Aunt Ren being right next to her, but Xiaoqin's words became a little tougher.
Xiaoqin followed my example and climbed over the sofa, chasing after me.
Xiaoqin was so angry that I pouted her lips, and said with dissatisfaction: "I'm just a toad if I jump over and chase after you!"
There was a sofa blocking the way in front of me. I deliberately tested my ability to control viral heart disease. I held the back of the sofa with my hands and jumped over the sofa easily like a saddle horse. When I landed, I used the energy of Yin Yang Sanshou to Only a small sound was made.
Seeing this scene, I became inspired by poetry and couldn't help but think of the nursery rhymes I heard when I was a child:
Xiaoqin didn't resist at first and let me press back and forth. She had previously talked about Rene Liu's "Love You Very Much" and said that as a childhood sweetheart, she should wish me to find a better girlfriend. Such a serious and sad topic, because I Teasing Xiaoqin like a cat, she became not serious or sad at all.
I wanted to say: You are all swans, and I am the toad who wants to eat swan meat. But thinking about it carefully, in order to provide stimulating therapy to the depressed Xiaoqin, this sentence was redundant, so I continued to press Xiaoqin’s head.
I pointed at Xiaoqin's bed: "Even if you don't jump over to chase me, you're still a toad lying on the lotus leaf without moving!"
In addition, Xiaoqin's physical strength also depleted faster than expected, perhaps because she was about to have her period.
I don't know if it has something to do with Aunt Ren being right next to her, but Xiaoqin's words became a little tougher.
What's more, our parents were watching in stunned silence not far away.
"I'm not a toad!"
I apologized to Xiaoqin for the toad incident, but not just for this.
I apologized to Xiaoqin for the toad incident, but not just for this.
"I don't know if it's a toad or not. If you're dissatisfied, why don't you come and hit me... Shouldn't childhood sweethearts have no taboos and fight?"
"Classmate Ye Lin is bullying! Not a single thing on my body is green! I am not the Toad Princess!"
To prove this, Xiaoqin jumped from the bed to the ground. Because Aunt Ren's home generally has carpets on the floor, no one wears slippers when entering the house. Xiaoqin only wears pure cotton breathable socks and steps directly on the carpet.
"I, I'm not a toad!" Xiaoqin finally couldn't help it.
I feel like I'm playing with a cat, but as long as Xiaoqin can regain her energy, it doesn't matter how she understands.
To prove this, Xiaoqin jumped from the bed to the ground. Because Aunt Ren's home generally has carpets on the floor, no one wears slippers when entering the house. Xiaoqin only wears pure cotton breathable socks and steps directly on the carpet.
Hey, even if you have traveled back to the Song Dynasty, don't say such unscientific words casually! I did mention to you that using the acidic environment in potatoes, you can use copper and zinc as the positive and negative electrodes, so that each potato can produce about 0.5 volts of voltage and 0.2 milliamps of current... But don't imagine using such a small amount of electricity. Start the microwave!
You actually believe me when I tell you nonsense! There were toads tens of thousands of years ago, but there were no nuclear power plants tens of thousands of years ago! Xiaoqin, how did you study in biology class? The biology teacher is crying!
Only then did I notice that although Xiaoqin’s socks were candy-colored rather than green, there was actually a cartoon frog printed on it near the top of the socks that was so small that it was almost invisible!
"I don't know if it's a toad or not. If you're dissatisfied, why don't you come and hit me... Shouldn't childhood sweethearts have no taboos and fight?"
No, it's not so much a beating. It's better to say that I put my right fist on the top of Xiaoqin's head and pressed it down slightly, causing Xiaoqin to lower her head involuntarily. The whole action was very funny, as if she was teasing a cat. .
"Are you saying it's not a toad?" I said sarcastically, "They even printed their own photos on their socks!"
I don't know if it has something to do with Aunt Ren being right next to her, but Xiaoqin's words became a little tougher.
"I don't know if it's a toad or not. If you're dissatisfied, why don't you come and hit me... Shouldn't childhood sweethearts have no taboos and fight?"
"I, I'm not a toad!" Xiaoqin finally couldn't help it.
"Are you saying it's not a toad?" I said sarcastically, "They even printed their own photos on their socks!"
Xiao Qin was dumbfounded and hadn't woken up yet. "It's not necessarily nuclear radiation. Maybe the frog was exposed to the microwave oven of the Song Dynasty..."
Xiao Qin frowned: "Classmate Ye Lin actually called me a toad!? Even if I am not as good as the white swan like the monitor, calling me a toad is too much!"
Xiaoqin no longer cared about maintaining her non-existent ladylike reserve in front of our parents, and followed me into the living room.
Xiao Qin seemed to be enlightened, and a (⊙o⊙) expression briefly appeared on her face.
"I told you it's not a toad, it's Taro Frog..."
But I can't let Xiaoqin continue to be depressed during this period. Even if I use some extraordinary means, I want to make Xiaoqin lively again.
"I'm not a toad!"
I apologized to Xiaoqin for the toad incident, but not just for this.
Xiao Qin also noticed that the socks on her feet were not good for her, but she still defended herself: "This is not a toad! This is Frog Taro!"
"Although he was a frog before, he turned into a toad after being exposed to nuclear radiation, right?"
A punch that had no martial arts skills at all, I sat on the study chair and ducked backwards, dodging it easily.
"Classmate Ye Lin is bullying! Not a single thing on my body is green! I am not the Toad Princess!"
I pretended to be surprised and said, "Huh? Or a Japanese toad? After the Fukushima nuclear meltdown, it couldn't find a clean pond, so it came to China to take refuge?"
A punch that had no martial arts skills at all, I sat on the study chair and ducked backwards, dodging it easily.
Hey, even if you have traveled back to the Song Dynasty, don't say such unscientific words casually! I did mention to you that using the acidic environment in potatoes, you can use copper and zinc as the positive and negative electrodes, so that each potato can produce about 0.5 volts of voltage and 0.2 milliamps of current... But don't imagine using such a small amount of electricity. Start the microwave!
And regardless of the strong dissatisfaction on Xiaoqin's face, he reached out again to press her head, and said: "Toad, toad..."
"The toad is so angry that it will be angry until August 15th. The pig will be killed on August 15th, and the toad will be so angry that it will cry..."
So I deliberately slowed down around the corner and let Xiaoqin catch up with me.
To prove this, Xiaoqin jumped from the bed to the ground. Because Aunt Ren's home generally has carpets on the floor, no one wears slippers when entering the house. Xiaoqin only wears pure cotton breathable socks and steps directly on the carpet.
Xiaoqin didn't resist at first and let me press back and forth. She had previously talked about Rene Liu's "Love You Very Much" and said that as a childhood sweetheart, she should wish me to find a better girlfriend. Such a serious and sad topic, because I Teasing Xiaoqin like a cat, she became not serious or sad at all.
Xiaoqin suddenly changed from chasing me and beating me to being held in my arms. Her mood did not adjust for a while, and her face turned red and she was stunned.
"I told you it's not a toad, it's Taro Frog..."
"That's not necessarily true," I said with a bad smile, "Mental patients also say they are not mentally ill."
"Apologise or something, wait until you catch up with me!"
"Although he was a frog before, he turned into a toad after being exposed to nuclear radiation, right?"
Xiaoqin was angry on the surface, but there was a hint of joy in her voice as she chased and beat me from behind.
Xiaoqin was so angry that I pouted her lips, and said with dissatisfaction: "I'm just a toad if I jump over and chase after you!"
After all, what you are doing just looks like a microwave oven, but it is actually a bomb! What kind of feud did you have with the Emperor of the Song Dynasty? Why did you make a special trip back in time to assassinate him
My dad was washing dishes in the kitchen, and Aunt Ren was watching from the side, occasionally picking on my dad's work. At this time, the two of them saw Xiaoqin chasing me from behind, but it was obviously a childish joke and they didn't take it seriously at all. , so they just looked at each other and smiled, thinking that the children were naive after all.
Xiao Qin seemed to be enlightened, and a (⊙o⊙) expression briefly appeared on her face.
Xiaoqin didn't resist at first and let me press back and forth. She had previously talked about Rene Liu's "Love You Very Much" and said that as a childhood sweetheart, she should wish me to find a better girlfriend. Such a serious and sad topic, because I Teasing Xiaoqin like a cat, she became not serious or sad at all.
I don't know if it has something to do with Aunt Ren being right next to her, but Xiaoqin's words became a little tougher.
The thought of showing Xiaoqin the suicide note on my phone just flashed through my mind, and I quickly gave it up.
"It turns out that toads were transformed into frogs after they were irradiated..."
Only then did I notice that although Xiaoqin’s socks were candy-colored rather than green, there was actually a cartoon frog printed on it near the top of the socks that was so small that it was almost invisible!
But I can't let Xiaoqin continue to be depressed during this period. Even if I use some extraordinary means, I want to make Xiaoqin lively again.
It’s a non-sexual hug, mainly a hug that expresses comfort. Even if my dad and Aunt Ren see it, I don’t think it’s a big deal.
After my reminder, Xiaoqin probably discovered that what I was doing was very similar to some boys in the class who deliberately owed money to girls and then attracted the other girls to chase them.
The thought of showing Xiaoqin the suicide note on my phone just flashed through my mind, and I quickly gave it up.
"sorry."
To prove this, Xiaoqin jumped from the bed to the ground. Because Aunt Ren's home generally has carpets on the floor, no one wears slippers when entering the house. Xiaoqin only wears pure cotton breathable socks and steps directly on the carpet.
"I told you it's not a toad, it's Taro Frog..."
You actually believe me when I tell you nonsense! There were toads tens of thousands of years ago, but there were no nuclear power plants tens of thousands of years ago! Xiaoqin, how did you study in biology class? The biology teacher is crying!
I apologized to Xiaoqin for the toad incident, but not just for this.
"Even a very cute toad is still a toad! Classmate Ye Lin is playing with me like a toad, which is too much!"
After I crossed the sofa, I turned around and ran towards Xiaoqin's bedroom. Xiaoqin rushed to stop me, but I just made a false shot and started running around the living room again.
So I couldn't laugh or cry: "There was a saying in the Song Dynasty that 'a toad wants to eat swan meat', but where did the nuclear power plant come from in the Song Dynasty!"
She originally screamed that she was going to hit me, but she was about to catch up with me, but she hesitated again. She raised her clenched fists and it didn't work either when she lowered them.
She was still hesitating whether if she came to chase me, it would trigger the psychological shadow of being beaten by the bully. At this time, I recited the nursery rhyme again:
After spending 10 seconds playing the theater in my mind, I laughed at Xiao Qin and said, "I actually thought that the Song Dynasty had a microwave oven. It turns out that you are not only a toad, but also a stupid toad!"
After skipping the sofa three times and the coffee table four times, I thought it was better not to test the limits of my heart anymore. If I got sick in front of so many people, I would no longer be able to hide it.
A punch that had no martial arts skills at all, I sat on the study chair and ducked backwards, dodging it easily.
She was still hesitating whether if she came to chase me, it would trigger the psychological shadow of being beaten by the bully. At this time, I recited the nursery rhyme again:
Xiaoqin, whose head was still pushed down every few seconds, gradually puffed up her cheeks.
Xiaoqin suddenly changed from chasing me and beating me to being held in my arms. Her mood did not adjust for a while, and her face turned red and she was stunned.
Xiao Qin was dumbfounded and hadn't woken up yet. "It's not necessarily nuclear radiation. Maybe the frog was exposed to the microwave oven of the Song Dynasty..."
"Although he was a frog before, he turned into a toad after being exposed to nuclear radiation, right?"
"I'm not stupid! I'm not a toad! Apologize to me!"
Did you travel back in time to invent the microwave oven in the Song Dynasty? With your poor science scores, even if you actually create something similar in appearance, it will explode immediately when you press the switch!
Xiaoqin didn't resist at first and let me press back and forth. She had previously talked about Rene Liu's "Love You Very Much" and said that as a childhood sweetheart, she should wish me to find a better girlfriend. Such a serious and sad topic, because I Teasing Xiaoqin like a cat, she became not serious or sad at all.
Xiaoqin was so angry that I pouted her lips, and said with dissatisfaction: "I'm just a toad if I jump over and chase after you!"
"Why are you playing with my head?" Xiao Qin, lying on the bed, blinked her eyes again and again, a little aggrieved and a little innocent, but she still didn't understand what I meant.
"sorry."
What's more, our parents were watching in stunned silence not far away.
There was a sofa blocking the way in front of me. I deliberately tested my ability to control viral heart disease. I held the back of the sofa with my hands and jumped over the sofa easily like a saddle horse. When I landed, I used the energy of Yin Yang Sanshou to Only a small sound was made.
I pretended to be surprised and said, "Huh? Or a Japanese toad? After the Fukushima nuclear meltdown, it couldn't find a clean pond, so it came to China to take refuge?"
"There was an assassination attempt! The civilian girl who presented the treasure blew up the emperor to death!"
Xiao Qin seemed to be enlightened, and a (⊙o⊙) expression briefly appeared on her face.
"I'm not stupid! I'm not a toad! Apologize to me!"
There was chaos in the palace. Taking advantage of the chaos, Xiaoqin, dressed as a folk girl, jumped over the wall and ran away.
"The toad is so angry that it will be angry until August 15th. The pig will be killed on August 15th, and the toad will be so angry that it will cry..."
After I crossed the sofa, I turned around and ran towards Xiaoqin's bedroom. Xiaoqin rushed to stop me, but I just made a false shot and started running around the living room again.
"Damn! It looks very similar, so how could it explode! I finally used potatoes to generate electricity and start the machine using the method taught to me by classmate Ye Lin..."
Only then did I notice that although Xiaoqin’s socks were candy-colored rather than green, there was actually a cartoon frog printed on it near the top of the socks that was so small that it was almost invisible!
"Damn! It looks very similar, so how could it explode! I finally used potatoes to generate electricity and start the machine using the method taught to me by classmate Ye Lin..."
A hug and "I'm sorry" are not enough to heal Xiaoqin's grievances, but I will try my best to continue to make up for it.
"Apologise or something, wait until you catch up with me!"
But I can't let Xiaoqin continue to be depressed during this period. Even if I use some extraordinary means, I want to make Xiaoqin lively again.
No matter how disgusting and shameful this suicide note is, the unusual relationship between Xiaoqin and I must be kept secret from Xiaoqin for the time being.
Xiao Qin also noticed that the socks on her feet were not good for her, but she still defended herself: "This is not a toad! This is Frog Taro!"
I don't know if it has something to do with Aunt Ren being right next to her, but Xiaoqin's words became a little tougher.
I pretended to be surprised and said, "Huh? Or a Japanese toad? After the Fukushima nuclear meltdown, it couldn't find a clean pond, so it came to China to take refuge?"
She originally screamed that she was going to hit me, but she was about to catch up with me, but she hesitated again. She raised her clenched fists and it didn't work either when she lowered them.
Hey, even if you have traveled back to the Song Dynasty, don't say such unscientific words casually! I did mention to you that using the acidic environment in potatoes, you can use copper and zinc as the positive and negative electrodes, so that each potato can produce about 0.5 volts of voltage and 0.2 milliamps of current... But don't imagine using such a small amount of electricity. Start the microwave!
"I'm not a toad!"
Xiao Qin frowned: "Classmate Ye Lin actually called me a toad!? Even if I am not as good as the white swan like the monitor, calling me a toad is too much!"
Xiaoqin was angry on the surface, but there was a hint of joy in her voice as she chased and beat me from behind.
Only then did I notice that although Xiaoqin’s socks were candy-colored rather than green, there was actually a cartoon frog printed on it near the top of the socks that was so small that it was almost invisible!
"Come back! Don't run away! Let me hit you!"
Xiaoqin, whose head was still pushed down every few seconds, gradually puffed up her cheeks.
After all, what you are doing just looks like a microwave oven, but it is actually a bomb! What kind of feud did you have with the Emperor of the Song Dynasty? Why did you make a special trip back in time to assassinate him
She was still hesitating whether if she came to chase me, it would trigger the psychological shadow of being beaten by the bully. At this time, I recited the nursery rhyme again:
Hey, even if you have traveled back to the Song Dynasty, don't say such unscientific words casually! I did mention to you that using the acidic environment in potatoes, you can use copper and zinc as the positive and negative electrodes, so that each potato can produce about 0.5 volts of voltage and 0.2 milliamps of current... But don't imagine using such a small amount of electricity. Start the microwave!
She originally screamed that she was going to hit me, but she was about to catch up with me, but she hesitated again. She raised her clenched fists and it didn't work either when she lowered them.
Xiaoqin no longer cared about maintaining her non-existent ladylike reserve in front of our parents, and followed me into the living room.
"I, I'm not a toad!" Xiaoqin finally couldn't help it.
"Are you saying it's not a toad?" I said sarcastically, "They even printed their own photos on their socks!"
"I'm not stupid! I'm not a toad! Apologize to me!"
After spending 10 seconds playing the theater in my mind, I laughed at Xiao Qin and said, "I actually thought that the Song Dynasty had a microwave oven. It turns out that you are not only a toad, but also a stupid toad!"
"That's not necessarily true," I said with a bad smile, "Mental patients also say they are not mentally ill."
No, it's not so much a beating. It's better to say that I put my right fist on the top of Xiaoqin's head and pressed it down slightly, causing Xiaoqin to lower her head involuntarily. The whole action was very funny, as if she was teasing a cat. .
Did you travel back in time to invent the microwave oven in the Song Dynasty? With your poor science scores, even if you actually create something similar in appearance, it will explode immediately when you press the switch!
"Although he was a frog before, he turned into a toad after being exposed to nuclear radiation, right?"
Xiaoqin was so angry that I pouted her lips, and said with dissatisfaction: "I'm just a toad if I jump over and chase after you!"
There was a sofa blocking the way in front of me. I deliberately tested my ability to control viral heart disease. I held the back of the sofa with my hands and jumped over the sofa easily like a saddle horse. When I landed, I used the energy of Yin Yang Sanshou to Only a small sound was made.
Seeing this scene, I became inspired by poetry and couldn't help but think of the nursery rhymes I heard when I was a child:
I pointed at Xiaoqin's bed: "Even if you don't jump over to chase me, you're still a toad lying on the lotus leaf without moving!"
And regardless of the strong dissatisfaction on Xiaoqin's face, he reached out again to press her head, and said: "Toad, toad..."
There was chaos in the palace. Taking advantage of the chaos, Xiaoqin, dressed as a folk girl, jumped over the wall and ran away.
After my reminder, Xiaoqin probably discovered that what I was doing was very similar to some boys in the class who deliberately owed money to girls and then attracted the other girls to chase them.
"Are you saying it's not a toad?" I said sarcastically, "They even printed their own photos on their socks!"
There was a sofa blocking the way in front of me. I deliberately tested my ability to control viral heart disease. I held the back of the sofa with my hands and jumped over the sofa easily like a saddle horse. When I landed, I used the energy of Yin Yang Sanshou to Only a small sound was made.
I pretended to be surprised and said, "Huh? Or a Japanese toad? After the Fukushima nuclear meltdown, it couldn't find a clean pond, so it came to China to take refuge?"
It’s a non-sexual hug, mainly a hug that expresses comfort. Even if my dad and Aunt Ren see it, I don’t think it’s a big deal.
"Classmate Ye Lin has gone too far! I can't bear it!" Xiao Qin said angrily, "Look at my Xiao Qin Iron Fist!"
No, it's not so much a beating. It's better to say that I put my right fist on the top of Xiaoqin's head and pressed it down slightly, causing Xiaoqin to lower her head involuntarily. The whole action was very funny, as if she was teasing a cat. .
The thought of showing Xiaoqin the suicide note on my phone just flashed through my mind, and I quickly gave it up.
"There was an assassination attempt! The civilian girl who presented the treasure blew up the emperor to death!"
To prove this, Xiaoqin jumped from the bed to the ground. Because Aunt Ren's home generally has carpets on the floor, no one wears slippers when entering the house. Xiaoqin only wears pure cotton breathable socks and steps directly on the carpet.
After saying that, he came over to chase me, which was exactly what I wanted. I immediately opened the door and fled to the living room. Before going out, I even made a face at Xiaoqin.
"Apologise or something, wait until you catch up with me!"
"Damn! It looks very similar, so how could it explode! I finally used potatoes to generate electricity and start the machine using the method taught to me by classmate Ye Lin..."
Xiao Qin frowned: "Classmate Ye Lin actually called me a toad!? Even if I am not as good as the white swan like the monitor, calling me a toad is too much!"
So I couldn't laugh or cry: "There was a saying in the Song Dynasty that 'a toad wants to eat swan meat', but where did the nuclear power plant come from in the Song Dynasty!"
After skipping the sofa three times and the coffee table four times, I thought it was better not to test the limits of my heart anymore. If I got sick in front of so many people, I would no longer be able to hide it.
Xiaoqin no longer cared about maintaining her non-existent ladylike reserve in front of our parents, and followed me into the living room.
Who said you are a toad princess? Can you actually hear the word "qi drum" as "princess"? Are you the fairy tale character "Princess Toad" compared to the "Frog Prince"? You can turn back into a princess as long as you get a kiss from the prince
After all, what you are doing just looks like a microwave oven, but it is actually a bomb! What kind of feud did you have with the Emperor of the Song Dynasty? Why did you make a special trip back in time to assassinate him
Xiao Qin seemed to be enlightened, and a (⊙o⊙) expression briefly appeared on her face.
"Come back! Don't run away! Let me hit you!"
"I don't know if it's a toad or not. If you're dissatisfied, why don't you come and hit me... Shouldn't childhood sweethearts have no taboos and fight?"
Xiaoqin no longer cared about maintaining her non-existent ladylike reserve in front of our parents, and followed me into the living room.
After skipping the sofa three times and the coffee table four times, I thought it was better not to test the limits of my heart anymore. If I got sick in front of so many people, I would no longer be able to hide it.
After my reminder, Xiaoqin probably discovered that what I was doing was very similar to some boys in the class who deliberately owed money to girls and then attracted the other girls to chase them.
After saying that, he came over to chase me, which was exactly what I wanted. I immediately opened the door and fled to the living room. Before going out, I even made a face at Xiaoqin.
No matter how disgusting and shameful this suicide note is, the unusual relationship between Xiaoqin and I must be kept secret from Xiaoqin for the time being.
Xiaoqin was angry on the surface, but there was a hint of joy in her voice as she chased and beat me from behind.
Xiaoqin, whose head was still pushed down every few seconds, gradually puffed up her cheeks.
"Haha, I don't know what kind of animal I am playing with. Anyway, she is so stupid that she looks like she wants to be bullied. In fact, people should be good at finding bright spots in observation. I think toads are quite cute. There are quite a few of them. Cute…”
After spending 10 seconds playing the theater in my mind, I laughed at Xiao Qin and said, "I actually thought that the Song Dynasty had a microwave oven. It turns out that you are not only a toad, but also a stupid toad!"
Xiaoqin didn't resist at first and let me press back and forth. She had previously talked about Rene Liu's "Love You Very Much" and said that as a childhood sweetheart, she should wish me to find a better girlfriend. Such a serious and sad topic, because I Teasing Xiaoqin like a cat, she became not serious or sad at all.
"Even a very cute toad is still a toad! Classmate Ye Lin is playing with me like a toad, which is too much!"
"Apologise or something, wait until you catch up with me!"
She was still hesitating whether if she came to chase me, it would trigger the psychological shadow of being beaten by the bully. At this time, I recited the nursery rhyme again:
There was a sofa blocking the way in front of me. I deliberately tested my ability to control viral heart disease. I held the back of the sofa with my hands and jumped over the sofa easily like a saddle horse. When I landed, I used the energy of Yin Yang Sanshou to Only a small sound was made.
Xiaoqin was angry on the surface, but there was a hint of joy in her voice as she chased and beat me from behind.
"Haha, I don't know what kind of animal I am playing with. Anyway, she is so stupid that she looks like she wants to be bullied. In fact, people should be good at finding bright spots in observation. I think toads are quite cute. There are quite a few of them. Cute…”
"Although he was a frog before, he turned into a toad after being exposed to nuclear radiation, right?"
So I gently hit Xiaoqin on the head.
"It turns out that toads were transformed into frogs after they were irradiated..."
"Of course it's fun," I said. "It was fun for you to poke me with your fingers and ruler, and it's fun for me to press your head."
And regardless of the strong dissatisfaction on Xiaoqin's face, he reached out again to press her head, and said: "Toad, toad..."
Xiaoqin followed my example and climbed over the sofa, chasing after me.
You actually believe me when I tell you nonsense! There were toads tens of thousands of years ago, but there were no nuclear power plants tens of thousands of years ago! Xiaoqin, how did you study in biology class? The biology teacher is crying!
My feet were still moving forward according to the inertia. I turned back to face her before she was about to hit me, and hugged her in my arms.
Xiaoqin, whose head was still pushed down every few seconds, gradually puffed up her cheeks.
In addition, Xiaoqin's physical strength also depleted faster than expected, perhaps because she was about to have her period.
What's more, our parents were watching in stunned silence not far away.
Xiao Qin seemed to be enlightened, and a (⊙o⊙) expression briefly appeared on her face.
After spending 10 seconds playing the theater in my mind, I laughed at Xiao Qin and said, "I actually thought that the Song Dynasty had a microwave oven. It turns out that you are not only a toad, but also a stupid toad!"
After I crossed the sofa, I turned around and ran towards Xiaoqin's bedroom. Xiaoqin rushed to stop me, but I just made a false shot and started running around the living room again.
"It turns out that toads were transformed into frogs after they were irradiated..."
I pointed at Xiaoqin's bed: "Even if you don't jump over to chase me, you're still a toad lying on the lotus leaf without moving!"
"I'm not stupid! I'm not a toad! Apologize to me!"
Only then did I notice that although Xiaoqin’s socks were candy-colored rather than green, there was actually a cartoon frog printed on it near the top of the socks that was so small that it was almost invisible!
Xiaoqin didn't resist at first and let me press back and forth. She had previously talked about Rene Liu's "Love You Very Much" and said that as a childhood sweetheart, she should wish me to find a better girlfriend. Such a serious and sad topic, because I Teasing Xiaoqin like a cat, she became not serious or sad at all.
Only then did I notice that although Xiaoqin’s socks were candy-colored rather than green, there was actually a cartoon frog printed on it near the top of the socks that was so small that it was almost invisible!
I didn't answer Xiaoqin's question, but continued to stretch out my hand and pressed Xiaoqin's head again. Xiaoqin looked quite cute when she was forced to lower her head.
"Classmate Ye Lin has gone too far! I can't bear it!" Xiao Qin said angrily, "Look at my Xiao Qin Iron Fist!"
My dad was washing dishes in the kitchen, and Aunt Ren was watching from the side, occasionally picking on my dad's work. At this time, the two of them saw Xiaoqin chasing me from behind, but it was obviously a childish joke and they didn't take it seriously at all. , so they just looked at each other and smiled, thinking that the children were naive after all.
I don't know if it has something to do with Aunt Ren being right next to her, but Xiaoqin's words became a little tougher.
I pressed Xiaoqin's head for the third time, almost using her as a tumbler or other pressable toy.
I don't know if it has something to do with Aunt Ren being right next to her, but Xiaoqin's words became a little tougher.
"There was an assassination attempt! The civilian girl who presented the treasure blew up the emperor to death!"
After I crossed the sofa, I turned around and ran towards Xiaoqin's bedroom. Xiaoqin rushed to stop me, but I just made a false shot and started running around the living room again.
"Apologise or something, wait until you catch up with me!"
"I, I'm not a toad!" Xiaoqin finally couldn't help it.
"I don't know if it's a toad or not. If you're dissatisfied, why don't you come and hit me... Shouldn't childhood sweethearts have no taboos and fight?"
I pretended to be surprised and said, "Huh? Or a Japanese toad? After the Fukushima nuclear meltdown, it couldn't find a clean pond, so it came to China to take refuge?"
Who said you are a toad princess? Can you actually hear the word "qi drum" as "princess"? Are you the fairy tale character "Princess Toad" compared to the "Frog Prince"? You can turn back into a princess as long as you get a kiss from the prince
After all, what you are doing just looks like a microwave oven, but it is actually a bomb! What kind of feud did you have with the Emperor of the Song Dynasty? Why did you make a special trip back in time to assassinate him
My dad was washing dishes in the kitchen, and Aunt Ren was watching from the side, occasionally picking on my dad's work. At this time, the two of them saw Xiaoqin chasing me from behind, but it was obviously a childish joke and they didn't take it seriously at all. , so they just looked at each other and smiled, thinking that the children were naive after all.
"Even a very cute toad is still a toad! Classmate Ye Lin is playing with me like a toad, which is too much!"
So I gently hit Xiaoqin on the head.
"Even a very cute toad is still a toad! Classmate Ye Lin is playing with me like a toad, which is too much!"
"There was an assassination attempt! The civilian girl who presented the treasure blew up the emperor to death!"
After skipping the sofa three times and the coffee table four times, I thought it was better not to test the limits of my heart anymore. If I got sick in front of so many people, I would no longer be able to hide it.
"Haha, I don't know what kind of animal I am playing with. Anyway, she is so stupid that she looks like she wants to be bullied. In fact, people should be good at finding bright spots in observation. I think toads are quite cute. There are quite a few of them. Cute…”
"Apologise or something, wait until you catch up with me!"
"I don't know if it's a toad or not. If you're dissatisfied, why don't you come and hit me... Shouldn't childhood sweethearts have no taboos and fight?"
"I'm not a toad!"
She was still hesitating whether if she came to chase me, it would trigger the psychological shadow of being beaten by the bully. At this time, I recited the nursery rhyme again:
In addition, Xiaoqin's physical strength also depleted faster than expected, perhaps because she was about to have her period.
Xiaoqin was angry on the surface, but there was a hint of joy in her voice as she chased and beat me from behind.
There was a sofa blocking the way in front of me. I deliberately tested my ability to control viral heart disease. I held the back of the sofa with my hands and jumped over the sofa easily like a saddle horse. When I landed, I used the energy of Yin Yang Sanshou to Only a small sound was made.
Xiaoqin no longer cared about maintaining her non-existent ladylike reserve in front of our parents, and followed me into the living room.
"Classmate Ye Lin is bullying! Not a single thing on my body is green! I am not the Toad Princess!"
Hey, even if you have traveled back to the Song Dynasty, don't say such unscientific words casually! I did mention to you that using the acidic environment in potatoes, you can use copper and zinc as the positive and negative electrodes, so that each potato can produce about 0.5 volts of voltage and 0.2 milliamps of current... But don't imagine using such a small amount of electricity. Start the microwave!
After all, what you are doing just looks like a microwave oven, but it is actually a bomb! What kind of feud did you have with the Emperor of the Song Dynasty? Why did you make a special trip back in time to assassinate him
Xiao Qin also noticed that the socks on her feet were not good for her, but she still defended herself: "This is not a toad! This is Frog Taro!"
So I deliberately slowed down around the corner and let Xiaoqin catch up with me.
While expressing her solemn protest to me, Xiaoqin raised her pink fist and hit me in an unorganized manner.
I pointed at Xiaoqin's bed: "Even if you don't jump over to chase me, you're still a toad lying on the lotus leaf without moving!"
I pointed at Xiaoqin's bed: "Even if you don't jump over to chase me, you're still a toad lying on the lotus leaf without moving!"
Xiaoqin no longer cared about maintaining her non-existent ladylike reserve in front of our parents, and followed me into the living room.
"Classmate Ye Lin has gone too far! I can't bear it!" Xiao Qin said angrily, "Look at my Xiao Qin Iron Fist!"
"Of course it's fun," I said. "It was fun for you to poke me with your fingers and ruler, and it's fun for me to press your head."
She originally screamed that she was going to hit me, but she was about to catch up with me, but she hesitated again. She raised her clenched fists and it didn't work either when she lowered them.
It’s a non-sexual hug, mainly a hug that expresses comfort. Even if my dad and Aunt Ren see it, I don’t think it’s a big deal.
Only then did I notice that although Xiaoqin’s socks were candy-colored rather than green, there was actually a cartoon frog printed on it near the top of the socks that was so small that it was almost invisible!
My feet were still moving forward according to the inertia. I turned back to face her before she was about to hit me, and hugged her in my arms.
"Of course it's fun," I said. "It was fun for you to poke me with your fingers and ruler, and it's fun for me to press your head."
My feet were still moving forward according to the inertia. I turned back to face her before she was about to hit me, and hugged her in my arms.
She was still hesitating whether if she came to chase me, it would trigger the psychological shadow of being beaten by the bully. At this time, I recited the nursery rhyme again:
"Although he was a frog before, he turned into a toad after being exposed to nuclear radiation, right?"
I didn't answer Xiaoqin's question, but continued to stretch out my hand and pressed Xiaoqin's head again. Xiaoqin looked quite cute when she was forced to lower her head.
Xiaoqin didn't resist at first and let me press back and forth. She had previously talked about Rene Liu's "Love You Very Much" and said that as a childhood sweetheart, she should wish me to find a better girlfriend. Such a serious and sad topic, because I Teasing Xiaoqin like a cat, she became not serious or sad at all.
I didn't answer Xiaoqin's question, but continued to stretch out my hand and pressed Xiaoqin's head again. Xiaoqin looked quite cute when she was forced to lower her head.
I pointed at Xiaoqin's bed: "Even if you don't jump over to chase me, you're still a toad lying on the lotus leaf without moving!"
"That's not necessarily true," I said with a bad smile, "Mental patients also say they are not mentally ill."
It’s a non-sexual hug, mainly a hug that expresses comfort. Even if my dad and Aunt Ren see it, I don’t think it’s a big deal.
So I deliberately slowed down around the corner and let Xiaoqin catch up with me.
"The toad is so angry that it will be angry until August 15th. The pig will be killed on August 15th, and the toad will be so angry that it will cry..."
Xiaoqin didn't understand what he meant, "Eh? Classmate Ye Lin, what are you doing?"
"I told you it's not a toad, it's Taro Frog..."
"Is my head so fun? Classmate Ye Lin, why..." Before Xiaoqin could finish her words, I pushed her down again. Gradually, she also showed the protest expression of a cat after being played with repeatedly.
After I crossed the sofa, I turned around and ran towards Xiaoqin's bedroom. Xiaoqin rushed to stop me, but I just made a false shot and started running around the living room again.
"sorry."
After spending 10 seconds playing the theater in my mind, I laughed at Xiao Qin and said, "I actually thought that the Song Dynasty had a microwave oven. It turns out that you are not only a toad, but also a stupid toad!"
My dad was washing dishes in the kitchen, and Aunt Ren was watching from the side, occasionally picking on my dad's work. At this time, the two of them saw Xiaoqin chasing me from behind, but it was obviously a childish joke and they didn't take it seriously at all. , so they just looked at each other and smiled, thinking that the children were naive after all.
I pretended to be surprised and said, "Huh? Or a Japanese toad? After the Fukushima nuclear meltdown, it couldn't find a clean pond, so it came to China to take refuge?"
I apologized to Xiaoqin for the toad incident, but not just for this.
Xiao Qin seemed to be enlightened, and a (⊙o⊙) expression briefly appeared on her face.
"There was an assassination attempt! The civilian girl who presented the treasure blew up the emperor to death!"
"Apologise or something, wait until you catch up with me!"
I don't know if it has something to do with Aunt Ren being right next to her, but Xiaoqin's words became a little tougher.
A hug and "I'm sorry" are not enough to heal Xiaoqin's grievances, but I will try my best to continue to make up for it.
"Are you saying it's not a toad?" I said sarcastically, "They even printed their own photos on their socks!"
My feet were still moving forward according to the inertia. I turned back to face her before she was about to hit me, and hugged her in my arms.
After my reminder, Xiaoqin probably discovered that what I was doing was very similar to some boys in the class who deliberately owed money to girls and then attracted the other girls to chase them.
Xiaoqin suddenly changed from chasing me and beating me to being held in my arms. Her mood did not adjust for a while, and her face turned red and she was stunned.
"I'm not stupid! I'm not a toad! Apologize to me!"
After spending 10 seconds playing the theater in my mind, I laughed at Xiao Qin and said, "I actually thought that the Song Dynasty had a microwave oven. It turns out that you are not only a toad, but also a stupid toad!"
What's more, our parents were watching in stunned silence not far away.
"That's not necessarily true," I said with a bad smile, "Mental patients also say they are not mentally ill."
"I, I'm not a toad!" Xiaoqin finally couldn't help it.
Only then did I notice that although Xiaoqin’s socks were candy-colored rather than green, there was actually a cartoon frog printed on it near the top of the socks that was so small that it was almost invisible!
"Toad, toad is so angry..."