Dad cooked an hour in advance. Compared with the shoddy and make-doing before, Dad seemed to be very aggressive, as if he was deliberately improving his cooking skills.
I can only take one step at a time. I'd better focus on comforting the squad leader who feels lost because his brother is missing from playing all day long.
The other parent has been scolded by you twice! Do you think bringing a bag of oranges here will change my dad’s first impression of you? In my father's mind, "Your squad leader loves to teach others" has become a fixed thought!
Just when I was worrying about this, I received a text message from the squad leader. The content was a very ordinary greeting, but it showed concern in the details:
"You don't have a heart condition, so you don't need to study. Just wait until you eat..."
The squad leader is overly worried about this. My heart disease is different from other people’s heart disease. According to Dr. Yu and his senior brother, drinking a little wine may have positive effects, and it may be completely cured when you are drunk.
Is it because Aunt Ren said that dad should practice his cooking skills? The original words are "If you practice your cooking skills well, I don't rule out the possibility that I will ask you to cook more meals. Sometimes I am too busy with work to come back, and I can also ask Xiaoqin to go to your house for dinner."
"Don't bring any greeting gifts!" I quickly told the squad leader, "You are already doing a huge favor by teaching my dad how to cook. Auntie Ren will also thank you in the future."
The squad leader is overly worried about this. My heart disease is different from other people’s heart disease. According to Dr. Yu and his senior brother, drinking a little wine may have positive effects, and it may be completely cured when you are drunk.
After talking about Dongpo Pork for so long, it is just one of the many legends about Dongpo Pork. We should not favor one thing over another. It is time to talk about braised pork.
Su Dongpo, you have the image of a slim scholar and an elegant fairy! It turns out that the portraits of ancient people in textbooks are all lies! You are a big fat man! You eat wherever you are demoted, so you must have become a fat man a long time ago!
"Ye Lin, if you are not in good health, please stop working. I will buy the ingredients myself when I come over."
Hold on! If you think about it carefully, the monitor has never been to my house before! Although I have been to her house many times, she has never been to my house. The last "home visit" to my father was also in a hotel. Tomorrow will be her first time!
"You don't have to worry about that kind of thing. I will be at your house on time at 10 o'clock tomorrow. While Uncle Ye is learning to cook, if you are curious, you can also watch from the side..."
The implication behind the words is that "practicing good cooking skills" is regarded as a prerequisite for proposing to him. Therefore, in order to win the beauty, my father is working hard in the kitchen and decides to become the god of food!
Dad cooked an hour in advance. Compared with the shoddy and make-doing before, Dad seemed to be very aggressive, as if he was deliberately improving his cooking skills.
Because he took into account that I was a patient, the monitor did not get angry at my joke. He just replied calmly:
So dad, what dish is not good for you to challenge? Why do you want to challenge Dongpo Pork, which only has baskets of cultural heritage? Your men may have poured a bottle of rice wine into the pot! Now the smell of alcohol is drifting out of the house through the window! If a passing pigeon is fainted by the smoke and falls to the ground and dies, wouldn't it be a sin
In addition, Shu Zhe has been away from home every day recently, and his whereabouts are very suspicious! Uncle Huoqiu didn't buy him another expensive gift, trying to lure his nephew to have his anus exploded! In addition to Uncle Fireball, Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding are also eyeing Shu Zhe!
After talking about Dongpo Pork for so long, it is just one of the many legends about Dongpo Pork. We should not favor one thing over another. It is time to talk about braised pork.
Looking into the pot—Dad is actually challenging Dongpo Pork! Jump up and fight the BOSS! Just because you can burn beans black, how dare you challenge Dongpo Pork, which many professional chefs can't cook well
Everyone praised Su Dongpo as a wise official and called the pork he sent "Dongpo Pork". Restaurants in Hangzhou also put up signs one after another, publicly cooking and selling "Dongpo Pork" based on the main ingredients of "pork + rice wine". Pork". Su Dongpo probably didn't have a strong sense of copyright and didn't ask for endorsement fees from the restaurant.
Looking into the pot—Dad is actually challenging Dongpo Pork! Jump up and fight the BOSS! Just because you can burn beans black, how dare you challenge Dongpo Pork, which many professional chefs can't cook well
However, Su Dongpo was also open-minded. It was his father who said it. In short, after Su Dongpo was sent to Lingnan, he did not feel sorry for himself. Instead, he wrote the famous lychee poem: "I eat three hundred lychees a day, and I will live a long life as a Lingnan native." "
When Emperor SB saw it, he was furious: "Wow! Is this a good thing? Removing Su Dongpo from his post and investigating him! Send him to Lingnan to be sent to the army!"
I suddenly heard that the squad leader’s future ambition is to be a criminal police officer, and his workload is definitely not as busy as Aunt Ren’s, so I murmured for a moment:
In terms of taste, Dongpo pork has a mellow and juicy flavor, is crispy and easy to chew, and exudes a unique braised aroma; braised pork is fat but not greasy, and melts in your mouth. The two have similar appearances, but they are actually two different things. The dishes and even the cultural background are different.
I have read Da Xiaoxiao’s food blog, and one time he wrote about the topic of Dongpo Pork. He focused on the difference between Dongpo Pork and Braised Pork, which solved my many years of doubts - Da Xiaoxiao is worthy of being a professional foodie, and he has learned a lot from his food. .
Hold on! If you think about it carefully, the monitor has never been to my house before! Although I have been to her house many times, she has never been to my house. The last "home visit" to my father was also in a hotel. Tomorrow will be her first time!
"You don't have a heart condition, so you don't need to study. Just wait until you eat..."
There are many legends about Dongpo Pork, one of the most interesting is:
"That's true," the squad leader did not agree not to bring a greeting gift, but followed Aunt Ren's topic, "Xiaoqin's mother works late every day, and someone should cook for her. Uncle Ye is right to learn to cook. …”
However, I am powerless to stop Shu Zhe, who has completely transformed into a transvestite both physically and mentally. As "Xiao Hong", she has Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding to escort her, Uncle Fireball to take care of her, and even Tang Jiang, a duck cap who doesn't know the truth, may also intervene. One kick.
Hold on! If you think about it carefully, the monitor has never been to my house before! Although I have been to her house many times, she has never been to my house. The last "home visit" to my father was also in a hotel. Tomorrow will be her first time!
Su Dongpo didn't want to accept gifts from the people, but he felt that refusing them face to face would betray their good intentions, so he accepted them for the time being, and then asked someone to cut the pork into cubes, add rice wine until red, and then deliver it to the people's dining tables.
Don't worry, my dad has been scolded by you twice for legitimate reasons! How can he act like a dignified elder to you
Gourmet Da Xiaoxiao wrote on his blog: Dongpo pork is stewed in wine, while braised pork is stir-fried to brown sugar and then stewed over low heat. There are differences in the cooking method and ingredients. The hometown meat pie on the street corner It is incorrect for chain stores to confuse Dongpo pork with braised pork.
Everyone praised Su Dongpo as a wise official and called the pork he sent "Dongpo Pork". Restaurants in Hangzhou also put up signs one after another, publicly cooking and selling "Dongpo Pork" based on the main ingredients of "pork + rice wine". Pork". Su Dongpo probably didn't have a strong sense of copyright and didn't ask for endorsement fees from the restaurant.
"Squad leader, you can come here with confidence! My dad is happy before you come over to teach cooking, so he won't agree to it out of concern for his face! You need to tell me in advance what materials you need! I'll buy them for you at the vegetable market!"
However, Su Dongpo was also open-minded. It was his father who said it. In short, after Su Dongpo was sent to Lingnan, he did not feel sorry for himself. Instead, he wrote the famous lychee poem: "I eat three hundred lychees a day, and I will live a long life as a Lingnan native." "
The monitor paused for some reason, and then asked, as if he was a little embarrassed: "Aside from wine, is there anything else that Uncle Ye likes?"
In terms of taste, Dongpo pork has a mellow and juicy flavor, is crispy and easy to chew, and exudes a unique braised aroma; braised pork is fat but not greasy, and melts in your mouth. The two have similar appearances, but they are actually two different things. The dishes and even the cultural background are different.
Don't worry, my dad has been scolded by you twice for legitimate reasons! How can he act like a dignified elder to you
"Wait!" I caught the flaw in the monitor's words, "You mean, you want me to learn from you too? My cooking skills have improved, and it will be good for you in the future, right?"
There are many legends about Dongpo Pork, one of the most interesting is:
When Su Dongpo was the governor of Hangzhou, he did a lot of good things for the people. In order to thank him, the people carried pigs and wine to him during the Spring Festival.
Damn it! If you pour too much wine, use sugar to neutralize it! You thought you were doing a chemistry experiment! The smell wafting out of the kitchen inexplicably reminds me of candied haws in winter...
"Eh? You want me to teach Uncle Ye how to cook?" The squad leader hesitated, "Uncle Ye probably doesn't need me to teach him..."
"What, what are you talking about!" the monitor scolded me, and then his tone became a little sad.
Su Dongpo, you have the image of a slim scholar and an elegant fairy! It turns out that the portraits of ancient people in textbooks are all lies! You are a big fat man! You eat wherever you are demoted, so you must have become a fat man a long time ago!
The monitor paused for some reason, and then asked, as if he was a little embarrassed: "Aside from wine, is there anything else that Uncle Ye likes?"
"You don't have a heart condition, so you don't need to study. Just wait until you eat..."
When Su Dongpo was the governor of Hangzhou, he did a lot of good things for the people. In order to thank him, the people carried pigs and wine to him during the Spring Festival.
"Ye Lin, if you are not in good health, please stop working. I will buy the ingredients myself when I come over."
When my father was bored, he even researched this point. He found evidence from "Chengzhai Shihua" written by Yang Wanli of the Song Dynasty, proving that Su Dongpo once sat on a collapsed bed when he visited sensual places, so he must have been heavy.
Damn it! If you pour too much wine, use sugar to neutralize it! You thought you were doing a chemistry experiment! The smell wafting out of the kitchen inexplicably reminds me of candied haws in winter...
"What, what are you talking about!" the monitor scolded me, and then his tone became a little sad.
Everyone praised Su Dongpo as a wise official and called the pork he sent "Dongpo Pork". Restaurants in Hangzhou also put up signs one after another, publicly cooking and selling "Dongpo Pork" based on the main ingredients of "pork + rice wine". Pork". Su Dongpo probably didn't have a strong sense of copyright and didn't ask for endorsement fees from the restaurant.
Dad cooked an hour in advance. Compared with the shoddy and make-doing before, Dad seemed to be very aggressive, as if he was deliberately improving his cooking skills.
However, Su Dongpo was also open-minded. It was his father who said it. In short, after Su Dongpo was sent to Lingnan, he did not feel sorry for himself. Instead, he wrote the famous lychee poem: "I eat three hundred lychees a day, and I will live a long life as a Lingnan native." "
Su Dongpo didn't want to accept gifts from the people, but he felt that refusing them face to face would betray their good intentions, so he accepted them for the time being, and then asked someone to cut the pork into cubes, add rice wine until red, and then deliver it to the people's dining tables.
Su Dongpo didn't want to accept gifts from the people, but he felt that refusing them face to face would betray their good intentions, so he accepted them for the time being, and then asked someone to cut the pork into cubes, add rice wine until red, and then deliver it to the people's dining tables.
So dad, what dish is not good for you to challenge? Why do you want to challenge Dongpo Pork, which only has baskets of cultural heritage? Your men may have poured a bottle of rice wine into the pot! Now the smell of alcohol is drifting out of the house through the window! If a passing pigeon is fainted by the smoke and falls to the ground and dies, wouldn't it be a sin
"Squad leader, when you become a criminal police officer, won't you be too busy and have no time to cook, so you should find a husband who can cook?"
"Are you feeling well? Eat less salt and sugar, otherwise it will be harmful to your heart."
"Squad leader, when you become a criminal police officer, won't you be too busy and have no time to cook, so you should find a husband who can cook?"
Everyone praised Su Dongpo as a wise official and called the pork he sent "Dongpo Pork". Restaurants in Hangzhou also put up signs one after another, publicly cooking and selling "Dongpo Pork" based on the main ingredients of "pork + rice wine". Pork". Su Dongpo probably didn't have a strong sense of copyright and didn't ask for endorsement fees from the restaurant.
However, Su Dongpo was also open-minded. It was his father who said it. In short, after Su Dongpo was sent to Lingnan, he did not feel sorry for himself. Instead, he wrote the famous lychee poem: "I eat three hundred lychees a day, and I will live a long life as a Lingnan native." "
"You don't have to worry about that kind of thing. I will be at your house on time at 10 o'clock tomorrow. While Uncle Ye is learning to cook, if you are curious, you can also watch from the side..."
I have read Da Xiaoxiao’s food blog, and one time he wrote about the topic of Dongpo Pork. He focused on the difference between Dongpo Pork and Braised Pork, which solved my many years of doubts - Da Xiaoxiao is worthy of being a professional foodie, and he has learned a lot from his food. .
As a result, a certain imperial censor who deliberately framed Su Dongpo discovered that every restaurant in Hangzhou had the dish "Dongpo Pork". As if he had found a treasure, he took a thick stack of menus and showed them to the emperor, and said:
Since this is my first time here, I have to be more cautious and polite! Why do you feel so uneasy about two people falling in love and then meeting each other's parents
There are many legends about Dongpo Pork, one of the most interesting is:
"Su Dongpo was corrupt and perverted the law in Hangzhou, and he did so many evil things that the people were eager to eat his meat! This 'Dongpo Meat' is proof of this!"
However, this is a computer simulation result that has not been clinically verified. I would rather not tell the monitor yet. It will not be too late to mention it until the efficacy is tested on mice.
"Eh? You want me to teach Uncle Ye how to cook?" The squad leader hesitated, "Uncle Ye probably doesn't need me to teach him..."
Why do you say Emperor SB? Think about it, everyone, if Su Dongpo, as the governor of a party, really did all the evil things, would the restaurant owner not want to live anymore or would he dare to sell "Dongpo Meat" openly? Didn’t you see that in North Korea, when Kim Er Fat died, foreigners were not allowed to get on the train unless they cried? During that time, if a North Korean dared to laugh in public, he would be taken out and shot!
I have read Da Xiaoxiao’s food blog, and one time he wrote about the topic of Dongpo Pork. He focused on the difference between Dongpo Pork and Braised Pork, which solved my many years of doubts - Da Xiaoxiao is worthy of being a professional foodie, and he has learned a lot from his food. .
When Emperor SB saw it, he was furious: "Wow! Is this a good thing? Removing Su Dongpo from his post and investigating him! Send him to Lingnan to be sent to the army!"
"Monitor, can you come to my house tomorrow and teach my dad how to cook?"
Don't worry, my dad has been scolded by you twice for legitimate reasons! How can he act like a dignified elder to you
"Monitor, can you come to my house tomorrow and teach my dad how to cook?"
Why do you say Emperor SB? Think about it, everyone, if Su Dongpo, as the governor of a party, really did all the evil things, would the restaurant owner not want to live anymore or would he dare to sell "Dongpo Meat" openly? Didn’t you see that in North Korea, when Kim Er Fat died, foreigners were not allowed to get on the train unless they cried? During that time, if a North Korean dared to laugh in public, he would be taken out and shot!
You obviously deleted the confession text message yourself! Are you still thinking about leaving a good first impression on my dad? It's too late! The first time you blamed my dad for not letting his son run an adult products store. The second time you blamed my dad for not being able to prioritize and going to the barren mountains overnight to cause trouble for the search team...
"Squad leader, you can come here with confidence! My dad is happy before you come over to teach cooking, so he won't agree to it out of concern for his face! You need to tell me in advance what materials you need! I'll buy them for you at the vegetable market!"
"What, what are you talking about!" the monitor scolded me, and then his tone became a little sad.
The other parent has been scolded by you twice! Do you think bringing a bag of oranges here will change my dad’s first impression of you? In my father's mind, "Your squad leader loves to teach others" has become a fixed thought!
"You don't have a heart condition, so you don't need to study. Just wait until you eat..."
Looking into the pot—Dad is actually challenging Dongpo Pork! Jump up and fight the BOSS! Just because you can burn beans black, how dare you challenge Dongpo Pork, which many professional chefs can't cook well
However, Su Dongpo was also open-minded. It was his father who said it. In short, after Su Dongpo was sent to Lingnan, he did not feel sorry for himself. Instead, he wrote the famous lychee poem: "I eat three hundred lychees a day, and I will live a long life as a Lingnan native." "
However, Su Dongpo was also open-minded. It was his father who said it. In short, after Su Dongpo was sent to Lingnan, he did not feel sorry for himself. Instead, he wrote the famous lychee poem: "I eat three hundred lychees a day, and I will live a long life as a Lingnan native." "
So dad, what dish is not good for you to challenge? Why do you want to challenge Dongpo Pork, which only has baskets of cultural heritage? Your men may have poured a bottle of rice wine into the pot! Now the smell of alcohol is drifting out of the house through the window! If a passing pigeon is fainted by the smoke and falls to the ground and dies, wouldn't it be a sin
If you think about it carefully, you will find that Su Dongpo is also a foodie! No matter how far you are sent, it doesn't matter as long as you have something delicious!
The monitor paused for some reason, and then asked, as if he was a little embarrassed: "Aside from wine, is there anything else that Uncle Ye likes?"
"Are you feeling well? Eat less salt and sugar, otherwise it will be harmful to your heart."
Su Dongpo, you have the image of a slim scholar and an elegant fairy! It turns out that the portraits of ancient people in textbooks are all lies! You are a big fat man! You eat wherever you are demoted, so you must have become a fat man a long time ago!
"How, how can we let the wine go!" The squad leader became anxious on the phone, "Patients with heart disease must stop drinking! Uncle Ye is so wrong. He can't just drink because he likes..."
Looking into the pot—Dad is actually challenging Dongpo Pork! Jump up and fight the BOSS! Just because you can burn beans black, how dare you challenge Dongpo Pork, which many professional chefs can't cook well
Just when I was worrying about this, I received a text message from the squad leader. The content was a very ordinary greeting, but it showed concern in the details:
Don't worry, my dad has been scolded by you twice for legitimate reasons! How can he act like a dignified elder to you
Su Dongpo didn't want to accept gifts from the people, but he felt that refusing them face to face would betray their good intentions, so he accepted them for the time being, and then asked someone to cut the pork into cubes, add rice wine until red, and then deliver it to the people's dining tables.
Hold on! If you think about it carefully, the monitor has never been to my house before! Although I have been to her house many times, she has never been to my house. The last "home visit" to my father was also in a hotel. Tomorrow will be her first time!
When my father was bored, he even researched this point. He found evidence from "Chengzhai Shihua" written by Yang Wanli of the Song Dynasty, proving that Su Dongpo once sat on a collapsed bed when he visited sensual places, so he must have been heavy.
Eh? What's the point of the monitor asking this? Are you planning to buy some gifts for my dad when you come to my house? Haven't we met before? Haven’t you already had an in-depth conversation that touched your soul
"You don't have to worry about that kind of thing. I will be at your house on time at 10 o'clock tomorrow. While Uncle Ye is learning to cook, if you are curious, you can also watch from the side..."
After talking about Dongpo Pork for so long, it is just one of the many legends about Dongpo Pork. We should not favor one thing over another. It is time to talk about braised pork.
Is it because Aunt Ren said that dad should practice his cooking skills? The original words are "If you practice your cooking skills well, I don't rule out the possibility that I will ask you to cook more meals. Sometimes I am too busy with work to come back, and I can also ask Xiaoqin to go to your house for dinner."
When my father was bored, he even researched this point. He found evidence from "Chengzhai Shihua" written by Yang Wanli of the Song Dynasty, proving that Su Dongpo once sat on a collapsed bed when he visited sensual places, so he must have been heavy.
I have read Da Xiaoxiao’s food blog, and one time he wrote about the topic of Dongpo Pork. He focused on the difference between Dongpo Pork and Braised Pork, which solved my many years of doubts - Da Xiaoxiao is worthy of being a professional foodie, and he has learned a lot from his food. .
The other parent has been scolded by you twice! Do you think bringing a bag of oranges here will change my dad’s first impression of you? In my father's mind, "Your squad leader loves to teach others" has become a fixed thought!
The cultural heritage of braised pork is mainly because Mao Zedong loved to eat it.
Hold on! If you think about it carefully, the monitor has never been to my house before! Although I have been to her house many times, she has never been to my house. The last "home visit" to my father was also in a hotel. Tomorrow will be her first time!
"You don't have to worry about that kind of thing. I will be at your house on time at 10 o'clock tomorrow. While Uncle Ye is learning to cook, if you are curious, you can also watch from the side..."
When Su Dongpo was the governor of Hangzhou, he did a lot of good things for the people. In order to thank him, the people carried pigs and wine to him during the Spring Festival.
"Wait!" I caught the flaw in the monitor's words, "You mean, you want me to learn from you too? My cooking skills have improved, and it will be good for you in the future, right?"
"Ye Lin, if you are not in good health, please stop working. I will buy the ingredients myself when I come over."
"What, what are you talking about!" the monitor scolded me, and then his tone became a little sad.
"Squad leader, when you become a criminal police officer, won't you be too busy and have no time to cook, so you should find a husband who can cook?"
In terms of taste, Dongpo pork has a mellow and juicy flavor, is crispy and easy to chew, and exudes a unique braised aroma; braised pork is fat but not greasy, and melts in your mouth. The two have similar appearances, but they are actually two different things. The dishes and even the cultural background are different.
Gone.
There are many legends about Dongpo Pork, one of the most interesting is:
"You don't have a heart condition, so you don't need to study. Just wait until you eat..."
So dad, what dish is not good for you to challenge? Why do you want to challenge Dongpo Pork, which only has baskets of cultural heritage? Your men may have poured a bottle of rice wine into the pot! Now the smell of alcohol is drifting out of the house through the window! If a passing pigeon is fainted by the smoke and falls to the ground and dies, wouldn't it be a sin
The monitor paused for some reason, and then asked, as if he was a little embarrassed: "Aside from wine, is there anything else that Uncle Ye likes?"
If you think about it carefully, you will find that Su Dongpo is also a foodie! No matter how far you are sent, it doesn't matter as long as you have something delicious!
"Monitor, can you come to my house tomorrow and teach my dad how to cook?"
Gone.
"What, what are you talking about!" the monitor scolded me, and then his tone became a little sad.
However, this is a computer simulation result that has not been clinically verified. I would rather not tell the monitor yet. It will not be too late to mention it until the efficacy is tested on mice.
Damn it! If you pour too much wine, use sugar to neutralize it! You thought you were doing a chemistry experiment! The smell wafting out of the kitchen inexplicably reminds me of candied haws in winter...
Suddenly I had an idea and immediately called back the monitor. As soon as the monitor picked up the phone, I asked impatiently:
In addition, Shu Zhe has been away from home every day recently, and his whereabouts are very suspicious! Uncle Huoqiu didn't buy him another expensive gift, trying to lure his nephew to have his anus exploded! In addition to Uncle Fireball, Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding are also eyeing Shu Zhe!
In addition, Shu Zhe has been away from home every day recently, and his whereabouts are very suspicious! Uncle Huoqiu didn't buy him another expensive gift, trying to lure his nephew to have his anus exploded! In addition to Uncle Fireball, Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding are also eyeing Shu Zhe!
"How, how can we let the wine go!" The squad leader became anxious on the phone, "Patients with heart disease must stop drinking! Uncle Ye is so wrong. He can't just drink because he likes..."
Gourmet Da Xiaoxiao wrote on his blog: Dongpo pork is stewed in wine, while braised pork is stir-fried to brown sugar and then stewed over low heat. There are differences in the cooking method and ingredients. The hometown meat pie on the street corner It is incorrect for chain stores to confuse Dongpo pork with braised pork.
The cultural heritage of braised pork is mainly because Mao Zedong loved to eat it.
no! Dad has no talent in cooking. He only relies on blindly studying the recipes by himself. He will definitely be a tiger and become a dog. From "Apprentice Chef LV1", he degenerated into "Dark Cooker LV1". From now on, the meals dad will prepare Even harder to swallow!
The implication behind the words is that "practicing good cooking skills" is regarded as a prerequisite for proposing to him. Therefore, in order to win the beauty, my father is working hard in the kitchen and decides to become the god of food!
The squad leader is overly worried about this. My heart disease is different from other people’s heart disease. According to Dr. Yu and his senior brother, drinking a little wine may have positive effects, and it may be completely cured when you are drunk.
There are many legends about Dongpo Pork, one of the most interesting is:
I can only take one step at a time. I'd better focus on comforting the squad leader who feels lost because his brother is missing from playing all day long.
Just when I was worrying about this, I received a text message from the squad leader. The content was a very ordinary greeting, but it showed concern in the details:
"What, what are you talking about!" the monitor scolded me, and then his tone became a little sad.
The cultural heritage of braised pork is mainly because Mao Zedong loved to eat it.
The implication behind the words is that "practicing good cooking skills" is regarded as a prerequisite for proposing to him. Therefore, in order to win the beauty, my father is working hard in the kitchen and decides to become the god of food!
"Why not!" I looked at the thick smoke coming out of the kitchen, frowned, and hissed, "My dad recently wanted to improve his cooking skills, but he went astray. The cooking became more and more unpalatable. Put a lot of salt, a lot of sugar and a lot of wine! No one will guide him, I will have to eat this kind of food in the future!"
Because he took into account that I was a patient, the monitor did not get angry at my joke. He just replied calmly:
So dad, what dish is not good for you to challenge? Why do you want to challenge Dongpo Pork, which only has baskets of cultural heritage? Your men may have poured a bottle of rice wine into the pot! Now the smell of alcohol is drifting out of the house through the window! If a passing pigeon is fainted by the smoke and falls to the ground and dies, wouldn't it be a sin
So dad, what dish is not good for you to challenge? Why do you want to challenge Dongpo Pork, which only has baskets of cultural heritage? Your men may have poured a bottle of rice wine into the pot! Now the smell of alcohol is drifting out of the house through the window! If a passing pigeon is fainted by the smoke and falls to the ground and dies, wouldn't it be a sin
"Are you feeling well? Eat less salt and sugar, otherwise it will be harmful to your heart."
Why do you say Emperor SB? Think about it, everyone, if Su Dongpo, as the governor of a party, really did all the evil things, would the restaurant owner not want to live anymore or would he dare to sell "Dongpo Meat" openly? Didn’t you see that in North Korea, when Kim Er Fat died, foreigners were not allowed to get on the train unless they cried? During that time, if a North Korean dared to laugh in public, he would be taken out and shot!
"You don't have to worry about that kind of thing. I will be at your house on time at 10 o'clock tomorrow. While Uncle Ye is learning to cook, if you are curious, you can also watch from the side..."
However, this is a computer simulation result that has not been clinically verified. I would rather not tell the monitor yet. It will not be too late to mention it until the efficacy is tested on mice.
Is it because Aunt Ren said that dad should practice his cooking skills? The original words are "If you practice your cooking skills well, I don't rule out the possibility that I will ask you to cook more meals. Sometimes I am too busy with work to come back, and I can also ask Xiaoqin to go to your house for dinner."
The monitor paused for some reason, and then asked, as if he was a little embarrassed: "Aside from wine, is there anything else that Uncle Ye likes?"
Hold on! If you think about it carefully, the monitor has never been to my house before! Although I have been to her house many times, she has never been to my house. The last "home visit" to my father was also in a hotel. Tomorrow will be her first time!
After talking about Dongpo Pork for so long, it is just one of the many legends about Dongpo Pork. We should not favor one thing over another. It is time to talk about braised pork.
The other parent has been scolded by you twice! Do you think bringing a bag of oranges here will change my dad’s first impression of you? In my father's mind, "Your squad leader loves to teach others" has become a fixed thought!
Suddenly I had an idea and immediately called back the monitor. As soon as the monitor picked up the phone, I asked impatiently:
Don't worry, my dad has been scolded by you twice for legitimate reasons! How can he act like a dignified elder to you
Everyone praised Su Dongpo as a wise official and called the pork he sent "Dongpo Pork". Restaurants in Hangzhou also put up signs one after another, publicly cooking and selling "Dongpo Pork" based on the main ingredients of "pork + rice wine". Pork". Su Dongpo probably didn't have a strong sense of copyright and didn't ask for endorsement fees from the restaurant.
Why do you say Emperor SB? Think about it, everyone, if Su Dongpo, as the governor of a party, really did all the evil things, would the restaurant owner not want to live anymore or would he dare to sell "Dongpo Meat" openly? Didn’t you see that in North Korea, when Kim Er Fat died, foreigners were not allowed to get on the train unless they cried? During that time, if a North Korean dared to laugh in public, he would be taken out and shot!
The monitor paused for some reason, and then asked, as if he was a little embarrassed: "Aside from wine, is there anything else that Uncle Ye likes?"
The squad leader is overly worried about this. My heart disease is different from other people’s heart disease. According to Dr. Yu and his senior brother, drinking a little wine may have positive effects, and it may be completely cured when you are drunk.
no! Dad has no talent in cooking. He only relies on blindly studying the recipes by himself. He will definitely be a tiger and become a dog. From "Apprentice Chef LV1", he degenerated into "Dark Cooker LV1". From now on, the meals dad will prepare Even harder to swallow!
"Monitor, can you come to my house tomorrow and teach my dad how to cook?"
"Don't bring any greeting gifts!" I quickly told the squad leader, "You are already doing a huge favor by teaching my dad how to cook. Auntie Ren will also thank you in the future."
As a result, a certain imperial censor who deliberately framed Su Dongpo discovered that every restaurant in Hangzhou had the dish "Dongpo Pork". As if he had found a treasure, he took a thick stack of menus and showed them to the emperor, and said:
"Su Dongpo was corrupt and perverted the law in Hangzhou, and he did so many evil things that the people were eager to eat his meat! This 'Dongpo Meat' is proof of this!"
As a result, a certain imperial censor who deliberately framed Su Dongpo discovered that every restaurant in Hangzhou had the dish "Dongpo Pork". As if he had found a treasure, he took a thick stack of menus and showed them to the emperor, and said:
The monitor paused for some reason, and then asked, as if he was a little embarrassed: "Aside from wine, is there anything else that Uncle Ye likes?"
"Are you feeling well? Eat less salt and sugar, otherwise it will be harmful to your heart."
When my father was bored, he even researched this point. He found evidence from "Chengzhai Shihua" written by Yang Wanli of the Song Dynasty, proving that Su Dongpo once sat on a collapsed bed when he visited sensual places, so he must have been heavy.
Looking into the pot—Dad is actually challenging Dongpo Pork! Jump up and fight the BOSS! Just because you can burn beans black, how dare you challenge Dongpo Pork, which many professional chefs can't cook well
"Eh? You want me to teach Uncle Ye how to cook?" The squad leader hesitated, "Uncle Ye probably doesn't need me to teach him..."
I can only take one step at a time. I'd better focus on comforting the squad leader who feels lost because his brother is missing from playing all day long.
Looking into the pot—Dad is actually challenging Dongpo Pork! Jump up and fight the BOSS! Just because you can burn beans black, how dare you challenge Dongpo Pork, which many professional chefs can't cook well
Everyone praised Su Dongpo as a wise official and called the pork he sent "Dongpo Pork". Restaurants in Hangzhou also put up signs one after another, publicly cooking and selling "Dongpo Pork" based on the main ingredients of "pork + rice wine". Pork". Su Dongpo probably didn't have a strong sense of copyright and didn't ask for endorsement fees from the restaurant.
"Is Uncle Ye really willing to learn from me?" Hearing that the cooking my father is cooking is very unhealthy, the monitor's tone softened. "If he thinks it won't be a shame to let his son's classmates teach him how to cook, I You can come here tomorrow morning. Anyway, Xiaozhe has to go out again tomorrow and won’t have lunch at home... "
If you think about it carefully, you will find that Su Dongpo is also a foodie! No matter how far you are sent, it doesn't matter as long as you have something delicious!
"Ye Lin, if you are not in good health, please stop working. I will buy the ingredients myself when I come over."
"Squad leader, you can come here with confidence! My dad is happy before you come over to teach cooking, so he won't agree to it out of concern for his face! You need to tell me in advance what materials you need! I'll buy them for you at the vegetable market!"
"Why not!" I looked at the thick smoke coming out of the kitchen, frowned, and hissed, "My dad recently wanted to improve his cooking skills, but he went astray. The cooking became more and more unpalatable. Put a lot of salt, a lot of sugar and a lot of wine! No one will guide him, I will have to eat this kind of food in the future!"
Gone.
Gourmet Da Xiaoxiao wrote on his blog: Dongpo pork is stewed in wine, while braised pork is stir-fried to brown sugar and then stewed over low heat. There are differences in the cooking method and ingredients. The hometown meat pie on the street corner It is incorrect for chain stores to confuse Dongpo pork with braised pork.
When Emperor SB saw it, he was furious: "Wow! Is this a good thing? Removing Su Dongpo from his post and investigating him! Send him to Lingnan to be sent to the army!"
no! Dad has no talent in cooking. He only relies on blindly studying the recipes by himself. He will definitely be a tiger and become a dog. From "Apprentice Chef LV1", he degenerated into "Dark Cooker LV1". From now on, the meals dad will prepare Even harder to swallow!
"How, how can we let the wine go!" The squad leader became anxious on the phone, "Patients with heart disease must stop drinking! Uncle Ye is so wrong. He can't just drink because he likes..."
When my father was bored, he even researched this point. He found evidence from "Chengzhai Shihua" written by Yang Wanli of the Song Dynasty, proving that Su Dongpo once sat on a collapsed bed when he visited sensual places, so he must have been heavy.
Hold on! If you think about it carefully, the monitor has never been to my house before! Although I have been to her house many times, she has never been to my house. The last "home visit" to my father was also in a hotel. Tomorrow will be her first time!
"You don't have a heart condition, so you don't need to study. Just wait until you eat..."
I have read Da Xiaoxiao’s food blog, and one time he wrote about the topic of Dongpo Pork. He focused on the difference between Dongpo Pork and Braised Pork, which solved my many years of doubts - Da Xiaoxiao is worthy of being a professional foodie, and he has learned a lot from his food. .
When my father was bored, he even researched this point. He found evidence from "Chengzhai Shihua" written by Yang Wanli of the Song Dynasty, proving that Su Dongpo once sat on a collapsed bed when he visited sensual places, so he must have been heavy.
"Why not!" I looked at the thick smoke coming out of the kitchen, frowned, and hissed, "My dad recently wanted to improve his cooking skills, but he went astray. The cooking became more and more unpalatable. Put a lot of salt, a lot of sugar and a lot of wine! No one will guide him, I will have to eat this kind of food in the future!"
Since this is my first time here, I have to be more cautious and polite! Why do you feel so uneasy about two people falling in love and then meeting each other's parents
However, I am powerless to stop Shu Zhe, who has completely transformed into a transvestite both physically and mentally. As "Xiao Hong", she has Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding to escort her, Uncle Fireball to take care of her, and even Tang Jiang, a duck cap who doesn't know the truth, may also intervene. One kick.
The squad leader is overly worried about this. My heart disease is different from other people’s heart disease. According to Dr. Yu and his senior brother, drinking a little wine may have positive effects, and it may be completely cured when you are drunk.
"Su Dongpo was corrupt and perverted the law in Hangzhou, and he did so many evil things that the people were eager to eat his meat! This 'Dongpo Meat' is proof of this!"
Su Dongpo, you have the image of a slim scholar and an elegant fairy! It turns out that the portraits of ancient people in textbooks are all lies! You are a big fat man! You eat wherever you are demoted, so you must have become a fat man a long time ago!
However, this is a computer simulation result that has not been clinically verified. I would rather not tell the monitor yet. It will not be too late to mention it until the efficacy is tested on mice.
However, this is a computer simulation result that has not been clinically verified. I would rather not tell the monitor yet. It will not be too late to mention it until the efficacy is tested on mice.
Su Dongpo didn't want to accept gifts from the people, but he felt that refusing them face to face would betray their good intentions, so he accepted them for the time being, and then asked someone to cut the pork into cubes, add rice wine until red, and then deliver it to the people's dining tables.
Su Dongpo didn't want to accept gifts from the people, but he felt that refusing them face to face would betray their good intentions, so he accepted them for the time being, and then asked someone to cut the pork into cubes, add rice wine until red, and then deliver it to the people's dining tables.
When Emperor SB saw it, he was furious: "Wow! Is this a good thing? Removing Su Dongpo from his post and investigating him! Send him to Lingnan to be sent to the army!"
So dad, what dish is not good for you to challenge? Why do you want to challenge Dongpo Pork, which only has baskets of cultural heritage? Your men may have poured a bottle of rice wine into the pot! Now the smell of alcohol is drifting out of the house through the window! If a passing pigeon is fainted by the smoke and falls to the ground and dies, wouldn't it be a sin
"Is Uncle Ye really willing to learn from me?" Hearing that the cooking my father is cooking is very unhealthy, the monitor's tone softened. "If he thinks it won't be a shame to let his son's classmates teach him how to cook, I You can come here tomorrow morning. Anyway, Xiaozhe has to go out again tomorrow and won’t have lunch at home... "
"Monitor, can you come to my house tomorrow and teach my dad how to cook?"
Everyone praised Su Dongpo as a wise official and called the pork he sent "Dongpo Pork". Restaurants in Hangzhou also put up signs one after another, publicly cooking and selling "Dongpo Pork" based on the main ingredients of "pork + rice wine". Pork". Su Dongpo probably didn't have a strong sense of copyright and didn't ask for endorsement fees from the restaurant.
"Are you feeling well? Eat less salt and sugar, otherwise it will be harmful to your heart."
"That's true," the squad leader did not agree not to bring a greeting gift, but followed Aunt Ren's topic, "Xiaoqin's mother works late every day, and someone should cook for her. Uncle Ye is right to learn to cook. …”
Don't worry, my dad has been scolded by you twice for legitimate reasons! How can he act like a dignified elder to you
Damn it! If you pour too much wine, use sugar to neutralize it! You thought you were doing a chemistry experiment! The smell wafting out of the kitchen inexplicably reminds me of candied haws in winter...
Don't worry, my dad has been scolded by you twice for legitimate reasons! How can he act like a dignified elder to you
"Is Uncle Ye really willing to learn from me?" Hearing that the cooking my father is cooking is very unhealthy, the monitor's tone softened. "If he thinks it won't be a shame to let his son's classmates teach him how to cook, I You can come here tomorrow morning. Anyway, Xiaozhe has to go out again tomorrow and won’t have lunch at home... "
"Eh? You want me to teach Uncle Ye how to cook?" The squad leader hesitated, "Uncle Ye probably doesn't need me to teach him..."
"You don't have a heart condition, so you don't need to study. Just wait until you eat..."
In addition, Shu Zhe has been away from home every day recently, and his whereabouts are very suspicious! Uncle Huoqiu didn't buy him another expensive gift, trying to lure his nephew to have his anus exploded! In addition to Uncle Fireball, Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding are also eyeing Shu Zhe!
There are many legends about Dongpo Pork, one of the most interesting is:
Eh? What's the point of the monitor asking this? Are you planning to buy some gifts for my dad when you come to my house? Haven't we met before? Haven’t you already had an in-depth conversation that touched your soul
However, I am powerless to stop Shu Zhe, who has completely transformed into a transvestite both physically and mentally. As "Xiao Hong", she has Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding to escort her, Uncle Fireball to take care of her, and even Tang Jiang, a duck cap who doesn't know the truth, may also intervene. One kick.
Dad cooked an hour in advance. Compared with the shoddy and make-doing before, Dad seemed to be very aggressive, as if he was deliberately improving his cooking skills.
Gone.
I can only take one step at a time. I'd better focus on comforting the squad leader who feels lost because his brother is missing from playing all day long.
"Why not!" I looked at the thick smoke coming out of the kitchen, frowned, and hissed, "My dad recently wanted to improve his cooking skills, but he went astray. The cooking became more and more unpalatable. Put a lot of salt, a lot of sugar and a lot of wine! No one will guide him, I will have to eat this kind of food in the future!"
"How, how can we let the wine go!" The squad leader became anxious on the phone, "Patients with heart disease must stop drinking! Uncle Ye is so wrong. He can't just drink because he likes..."
Don't worry, my dad has been scolded by you twice for legitimate reasons! How can he act like a dignified elder to you
"Wait!" I caught the flaw in the monitor's words, "You mean, you want me to learn from you too? My cooking skills have improved, and it will be good for you in the future, right?"
Because he took into account that I was a patient, the monitor did not get angry at my joke. He just replied calmly:
"Are you feeling well? Eat less salt and sugar, otherwise it will be harmful to your heart."
"You don't have a heart condition, so you don't need to study. Just wait until you eat..."
Eh? What's the point of the monitor asking this? Are you planning to buy some gifts for my dad when you come to my house? Haven't we met before? Haven’t you already had an in-depth conversation that touched your soul
"Squad leader, you can come here with confidence! My dad is happy before you come over to teach cooking, so he won't agree to it out of concern for his face! You need to tell me in advance what materials you need! I'll buy them for you at the vegetable market!"
Su Dongpo, you have the image of a slim scholar and an elegant fairy! It turns out that the portraits of ancient people in textbooks are all lies! You are a big fat man! You eat wherever you are demoted, so you must have become a fat man a long time ago!
However, this is a computer simulation result that has not been clinically verified. I would rather not tell the monitor yet. It will not be too late to mention it until the efficacy is tested on mice.
"Su Dongpo was corrupt and perverted the law in Hangzhou, and he did so many evil things that the people were eager to eat his meat! This 'Dongpo Meat' is proof of this!"
"Ye Lin, if you are not in good health, please stop working. I will buy the ingredients myself when I come over."
The implication behind the words is that "practicing good cooking skills" is regarded as a prerequisite for proposing to him. Therefore, in order to win the beauty, my father is working hard in the kitchen and decides to become the god of food!
In terms of taste, Dongpo pork has a mellow and juicy flavor, is crispy and easy to chew, and exudes a unique braised aroma; braised pork is fat but not greasy, and melts in your mouth. The two have similar appearances, but they are actually two different things. The dishes and even the cultural background are different.
Damn it! If you pour too much wine, use sugar to neutralize it! You thought you were doing a chemistry experiment! The smell wafting out of the kitchen inexplicably reminds me of candied haws in winter...
"You don't have to worry about that kind of thing. I will be at your house on time at 10 o'clock tomorrow. While Uncle Ye is learning to cook, if you are curious, you can also watch from the side..."
The implication behind the words is that "practicing good cooking skills" is regarded as a prerequisite for proposing to him. Therefore, in order to win the beauty, my father is working hard in the kitchen and decides to become the god of food!
If you think about it carefully, you will find that Su Dongpo is also a foodie! No matter how far you are sent, it doesn't matter as long as you have something delicious!
The monitor paused for some reason, and then asked, as if he was a little embarrassed: "Aside from wine, is there anything else that Uncle Ye likes?"
The monitor paused for some reason, and then asked, as if he was a little embarrassed: "Aside from wine, is there anything else that Uncle Ye likes?"
Is it because Aunt Ren said that dad should practice his cooking skills? The original words are "If you practice your cooking skills well, I don't rule out the possibility that I will ask you to cook more meals. Sometimes I am too busy with work to come back, and I can also ask Xiaoqin to go to your house for dinner."
"Su Dongpo was corrupt and perverted the law in Hangzhou, and he did so many evil things that the people were eager to eat his meat! This 'Dongpo Meat' is proof of this!"
However, I am powerless to stop Shu Zhe, who has completely transformed into a transvestite both physically and mentally. As "Xiao Hong", she has Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding to escort her, Uncle Fireball to take care of her, and even Tang Jiang, a duck cap who doesn't know the truth, may also intervene. One kick.
Just when I was worrying about this, I received a text message from the squad leader. The content was a very ordinary greeting, but it showed concern in the details:
Eh? What's the point of the monitor asking this? Are you planning to buy some gifts for my dad when you come to my house? Haven't we met before? Haven’t you already had an in-depth conversation that touched your soul
Everyone praised Su Dongpo as a wise official and called the pork he sent "Dongpo Pork". Restaurants in Hangzhou also put up signs one after another, publicly cooking and selling "Dongpo Pork" based on the main ingredients of "pork + rice wine". Pork". Su Dongpo probably didn't have a strong sense of copyright and didn't ask for endorsement fees from the restaurant.
However, Su Dongpo was also open-minded. It was his father who said it. In short, after Su Dongpo was sent to Lingnan, he did not feel sorry for himself. Instead, he wrote the famous lychee poem: "I eat three hundred lychees a day, and I will live a long life as a Lingnan native." "
"Don't bring any greeting gifts!" I quickly told the squad leader, "You are already doing a huge favor by teaching my dad how to cook. Auntie Ren will also thank you in the future."
Dad cooked an hour in advance. Compared with the shoddy and make-doing before, Dad seemed to be very aggressive, as if he was deliberately improving his cooking skills.
As a result, a certain imperial censor who deliberately framed Su Dongpo discovered that every restaurant in Hangzhou had the dish "Dongpo Pork". As if he had found a treasure, he took a thick stack of menus and showed them to the emperor, and said:
You obviously deleted the confession text message yourself! Are you still thinking about leaving a good first impression on my dad? It's too late! The first time you blamed my dad for not letting his son run an adult products store. The second time you blamed my dad for not being able to prioritize and going to the barren mountains overnight to cause trouble for the search team...
Hold on! If you think about it carefully, the monitor has never been to my house before! Although I have been to her house many times, she has never been to my house. The last "home visit" to my father was also in a hotel. Tomorrow will be her first time!
Why do you say Emperor SB? Think about it, everyone, if Su Dongpo, as the governor of a party, really did all the evil things, would the restaurant owner not want to live anymore or would he dare to sell "Dongpo Meat" openly? Didn’t you see that in North Korea, when Kim Er Fat died, foreigners were not allowed to get on the train unless they cried? During that time, if a North Korean dared to laugh in public, he would be taken out and shot!
When Su Dongpo was the governor of Hangzhou, he did a lot of good things for the people. In order to thank him, the people carried pigs and wine to him during the Spring Festival.
"Monitor, can you come to my house tomorrow and teach my dad how to cook?"
If you think about it carefully, you will find that Su Dongpo is also a foodie! No matter how far you are sent, it doesn't matter as long as you have something delicious!
"Su Dongpo was corrupt and perverted the law in Hangzhou, and he did so many evil things that the people were eager to eat his meat! This 'Dongpo Meat' is proof of this!"
Since this is my first time here, I have to be more cautious and polite! Why do you feel so uneasy about two people falling in love and then meeting each other's parents
"You don't have to worry about that kind of thing. I will be at your house on time at 10 o'clock tomorrow. While Uncle Ye is learning to cook, if you are curious, you can also watch from the side..."
When my father was bored, he even researched this point. He found evidence from "Chengzhai Shihua" written by Yang Wanli of the Song Dynasty, proving that Su Dongpo once sat on a collapsed bed when he visited sensual places, so he must have been heavy.
The other parent has been scolded by you twice! Do you think bringing a bag of oranges here will change my dad’s first impression of you? In my father's mind, "Your squad leader loves to teach others" has become a fixed thought!
However, Su Dongpo was also open-minded. It was his father who said it. In short, after Su Dongpo was sent to Lingnan, he did not feel sorry for himself. Instead, he wrote the famous lychee poem: "I eat three hundred lychees a day, and I will live a long life as a Lingnan native." "
You obviously deleted the confession text message yourself! Are you still thinking about leaving a good first impression on my dad? It's too late! The first time you blamed my dad for not letting his son run an adult products store. The second time you blamed my dad for not being able to prioritize and going to the barren mountains overnight to cause trouble for the search team...
"That's true," the squad leader did not agree not to bring a greeting gift, but followed Aunt Ren's topic, "Xiaoqin's mother works late every day, and someone should cook for her. Uncle Ye is right to learn to cook. …”
I can only take one step at a time. I'd better focus on comforting the squad leader who feels lost because his brother is missing from playing all day long.
Just when I was worrying about this, I received a text message from the squad leader. The content was a very ordinary greeting, but it showed concern in the details:
"Are you feeling well? Eat less salt and sugar, otherwise it will be harmful to your heart."
The other parent has been scolded by you twice! Do you think bringing a bag of oranges here will change my dad’s first impression of you? In my father's mind, "Your squad leader loves to teach others" has become a fixed thought!
However, Su Dongpo was also open-minded. It was his father who said it. In short, after Su Dongpo was sent to Lingnan, he did not feel sorry for himself. Instead, he wrote the famous lychee poem: "I eat three hundred lychees a day, and I will live a long life as a Lingnan native." "
Hold on! If you think about it carefully, the monitor has never been to my house before! Although I have been to her house many times, she has never been to my house. The last "home visit" to my father was also in a hotel. Tomorrow will be her first time!
Su Dongpo didn't want to accept gifts from the people, but he felt that refusing them face to face would betray their good intentions, so he accepted them for the time being, and then asked someone to cut the pork into cubes, add rice wine until red, and then deliver it to the people's dining tables.
Gourmet Da Xiaoxiao wrote on his blog: Dongpo pork is stewed in wine, while braised pork is stir-fried to brown sugar and then stewed over low heat. There are differences in the cooking method and ingredients. The hometown meat pie on the street corner It is incorrect for chain stores to confuse Dongpo pork with braised pork.
Su Dongpo, you have the image of a slim scholar and an elegant fairy! It turns out that the portraits of ancient people in textbooks are all lies! You are a big fat man! You eat wherever you are demoted, so you must have become a fat man a long time ago!
"Monitor, can you come to my house tomorrow and teach my dad how to cook?"
"You don't have to worry about that kind of thing. I will be at your house on time at 10 o'clock tomorrow. While Uncle Ye is learning to cook, if you are curious, you can also watch from the side..."
"Don't bring any greeting gifts!" I quickly told the squad leader, "You are already doing a huge favor by teaching my dad how to cook. Auntie Ren will also thank you in the future."
"Why not!" I looked at the thick smoke coming out of the kitchen, frowned, and hissed, "My dad recently wanted to improve his cooking skills, but he went astray. The cooking became more and more unpalatable. Put a lot of salt, a lot of sugar and a lot of wine! No one will guide him, I will have to eat this kind of food in the future!"
"Are you feeling well? Eat less salt and sugar, otherwise it will be harmful to your heart."
"That's true," the squad leader did not agree not to bring a greeting gift, but followed Aunt Ren's topic, "Xiaoqin's mother works late every day, and someone should cook for her. Uncle Ye is right to learn to cook. …”
I can only take one step at a time. I'd better focus on comforting the squad leader who feels lost because his brother is missing from playing all day long.
When Emperor SB saw it, he was furious: "Wow! Is this a good thing? Removing Su Dongpo from his post and investigating him! Send him to Lingnan to be sent to the army!"
The other parent has been scolded by you twice! Do you think bringing a bag of oranges here will change my dad’s first impression of you? In my father's mind, "Your squad leader loves to teach others" has become a fixed thought!
I suddenly heard that the squad leader’s future ambition is to be a criminal police officer, and his workload is definitely not as busy as Aunt Ren’s, so I murmured for a moment:
After talking about Dongpo Pork for so long, it is just one of the many legends about Dongpo Pork. We should not favor one thing over another. It is time to talk about braised pork.
"Squad leader, when you become a criminal police officer, won't you be too busy and have no time to cook, so you should find a husband who can cook?"
Gourmet Da Xiaoxiao wrote on his blog: Dongpo pork is stewed in wine, while braised pork is stir-fried to brown sugar and then stewed over low heat. There are differences in the cooking method and ingredients. The hometown meat pie on the street corner It is incorrect for chain stores to confuse Dongpo pork with braised pork.
"How, how can we let the wine go!" The squad leader became anxious on the phone, "Patients with heart disease must stop drinking! Uncle Ye is so wrong. He can't just drink because he likes..."
Eh? What's the point of the monitor asking this? Are you planning to buy some gifts for my dad when you come to my house? Haven't we met before? Haven’t you already had an in-depth conversation that touched your soul
However, Su Dongpo was also open-minded. It was his father who said it. In short, after Su Dongpo was sent to Lingnan, he did not feel sorry for himself. Instead, he wrote the famous lychee poem: "I eat three hundred lychees a day, and I will live a long life as a Lingnan native." "
Gone.
"Squad leader, when you become a criminal police officer, won't you be too busy and have no time to cook, so you should find a husband who can cook?"
However, I am powerless to stop Shu Zhe, who has completely transformed into a transvestite both physically and mentally. As "Xiao Hong", she has Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding to escort her, Uncle Fireball to take care of her, and even Tang Jiang, a duck cap who doesn't know the truth, may also intervene. One kick.
Gone.
There are many legends about Dongpo Pork, one of the most interesting is:
Su Dongpo, you have the image of a slim scholar and an elegant fairy! It turns out that the portraits of ancient people in textbooks are all lies! You are a big fat man! You eat wherever you are demoted, so you must have become a fat man a long time ago!
As a result, a certain imperial censor who deliberately framed Su Dongpo discovered that every restaurant in Hangzhou had the dish "Dongpo Pork". As if he had found a treasure, he took a thick stack of menus and showed them to the emperor, and said:
After talking about Dongpo Pork for so long, it is just one of the many legends about Dongpo Pork. We should not favor one thing over another. It is time to talk about braised pork.
"You don't have to worry about that kind of thing. I will be at your house on time at 10 o'clock tomorrow. While Uncle Ye is learning to cook, if you are curious, you can also watch from the side..."
Because he took into account that I was a patient, the monitor did not get angry at my joke. He just replied calmly:
"How, how can we let the wine go!" The squad leader became anxious on the phone, "Patients with heart disease must stop drinking! Uncle Ye is so wrong. He can't just drink because he likes..."
Hold on! If you think about it carefully, the monitor has never been to my house before! Although I have been to her house many times, she has never been to my house. The last "home visit" to my father was also in a hotel. Tomorrow will be her first time!
"Eh? You want me to teach Uncle Ye how to cook?" The squad leader hesitated, "Uncle Ye probably doesn't need me to teach him..."
Gone.
"That's true," the squad leader did not agree not to bring a greeting gift, but followed Aunt Ren's topic, "Xiaoqin's mother works late every day, and someone should cook for her. Uncle Ye is right to learn to cook. …”
Suddenly I had an idea and immediately called back the monitor. As soon as the monitor picked up the phone, I asked impatiently:
"You don't have to worry about that kind of thing. I will be at your house on time at 10 o'clock tomorrow. While Uncle Ye is learning to cook, if you are curious, you can also watch from the side..."
So dad, what dish is not good for you to challenge? Why do you want to challenge Dongpo Pork, which only has baskets of cultural heritage? Your men may have poured a bottle of rice wine into the pot! Now the smell of alcohol is drifting out of the house through the window! If a passing pigeon is fainted by the smoke and falls to the ground and dies, wouldn't it be a sin
"You don't have to worry about that kind of thing. I will be at your house on time at 10 o'clock tomorrow. While Uncle Ye is learning to cook, if you are curious, you can also watch from the side..."
"How, how can we let the wine go!" The squad leader became anxious on the phone, "Patients with heart disease must stop drinking! Uncle Ye is so wrong. He can't just drink because he likes..."
no! Dad has no talent in cooking. He only relies on blindly studying the recipes by himself. He will definitely be a tiger and become a dog. From "Apprentice Chef LV1", he degenerated into "Dark Cooker LV1". From now on, the meals dad will prepare Even harder to swallow!
"Wait!" I caught the flaw in the monitor's words, "You mean, you want me to learn from you too? My cooking skills have improved, and it will be good for you in the future, right?"
Since this is my first time here, I have to be more cautious and polite! Why do you feel so uneasy about two people falling in love and then meeting each other's parents
However, Su Dongpo was also open-minded. It was his father who said it. In short, after Su Dongpo was sent to Lingnan, he did not feel sorry for himself. Instead, he wrote the famous lychee poem: "I eat three hundred lychees a day, and I will live a long life as a Lingnan native." "
"What, what are you talking about!" the monitor scolded me, and then his tone became a little sad.
I have read Da Xiaoxiao’s food blog, and one time he wrote about the topic of Dongpo Pork. He focused on the difference between Dongpo Pork and Braised Pork, which solved my many years of doubts - Da Xiaoxiao is worthy of being a professional foodie, and he has learned a lot from his food. .
"What, what are you talking about!" the monitor scolded me, and then his tone became a little sad.
"You don't have a heart condition, so you don't need to study. Just wait until you eat..."
You obviously deleted the confession text message yourself! Are you still thinking about leaving a good first impression on my dad? It's too late! The first time you blamed my dad for not letting his son run an adult products store. The second time you blamed my dad for not being able to prioritize and going to the barren mountains overnight to cause trouble for the search team...
Gourmet Da Xiaoxiao wrote on his blog: Dongpo pork is stewed in wine, while braised pork is stir-fried to brown sugar and then stewed over low heat. There are differences in the cooking method and ingredients. The hometown meat pie on the street corner It is incorrect for chain stores to confuse Dongpo pork with braised pork.
"You don't have a heart condition, so you don't need to study. Just wait until you eat..."
Gourmet Da Xiaoxiao wrote on his blog: Dongpo pork is stewed in wine, while braised pork is stir-fried to brown sugar and then stewed over low heat. There are differences in the cooking method and ingredients. The hometown meat pie on the street corner It is incorrect for chain stores to confuse Dongpo pork with braised pork.
"Are you feeling well? Eat less salt and sugar, otherwise it will be harmful to your heart."
"Monitor, can you come to my house tomorrow and teach my dad how to cook?"
However, I am powerless to stop Shu Zhe, who has completely transformed into a transvestite both physically and mentally. As "Xiao Hong", she has Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding to escort her, Uncle Fireball to take care of her, and even Tang Jiang, a duck cap who doesn't know the truth, may also intervene. One kick.
Gourmet Da Xiaoxiao wrote on his blog: Dongpo pork is stewed in wine, while braised pork is stir-fried to brown sugar and then stewed over low heat. There are differences in the cooking method and ingredients. The hometown meat pie on the street corner It is incorrect for chain stores to confuse Dongpo pork with braised pork.
"Squad leader, when you become a criminal police officer, won't you be too busy and have no time to cook, so you should find a husband who can cook?"