I angrily snatched away the microphone held by Zhao Yao.
Humph, I just failed to show off my saber in various ways, and I was suffocated to death! This time I finally showed off to the national audience that Sajia’s life is worth it.
"Yes! Audiences in front of the TV, you guessed it right! This is a Swiss Army Knife! But it is not an ordinary Swiss Army Knife! Look!"
But Mrs. Xu covered her mouth and said, "Ye Lin, you are so funny!"
"You're the one who's so funny!" Mrs. Xu retorted, "Your whole family is so funny!"
"You're the one who's so funny!" Mrs. Xu retorted, "Your whole family is so funny!"
"You can say whatever you want!" Zhao Yao nodded, "Dongshan News Station attaches great importance to press freedom! Don't have any scruples!"
The former school beauty of No. 28 Middle School paid great attention to her image in the eyes of boys. In addition to dressing up fashionably, she also actively participated in debate competitions, recitation competitions, and singing competitions, and served as the host of the flag-raising ceremony. Take any opportunity to shine.
Zhao Yao's face turned pale with anger. While I was fascinated by playing with the Swiss Army Knife, he took his microphone back and whispered to the cameraman: "Xiao Wang, cut this part when you get back!"
Eh? You dog dealer keeps up with the times! Internet buzzwords are not inferior to our students!
Zhao Yao's face turned pale with anger. While I was fascinated by playing with the Swiss Army Knife, he took his microphone back and whispered to the cameraman: "Xiao Wang, cut this part when you get back!"
Zhao Yao was overjoyed, "Then, tell the national audience quickly, what results did you, a volunteer, think about when you stopped a car to rescue a dog?"
She might indeed be able to stop a car and rescue a dog just to be on TV. She would also put on a charming smile for the camera, follow her pre-scripted script, and say something beautiful to express her inner beauty— But the monitor doesn’t! The squad leader really likes dogs, and is not afraid of getting dirty or tired. If his hunter aura hadn't scared the dogs in the cages, now the squad leader would definitely not be sitting at the negotiation table, but would be taking care of sick dogs with Xiao Ding and the others. !
"Whether traveling at home or surviving in the wild, he is a good helper for his master! As a pure man, how can you not give one? Do you have the nerve to say that you are a pure man if you don't have one?"
"Yes! Audiences in front of the TV, you guessed it right! This is a Swiss Army Knife! But it is not an ordinary Swiss Army Knife! Look!"
I won't be fooled, this is not the first time I've seen his ability to talk nonsense.
"Who cares about being on your TV!" I took Zhao Yao's microphone in my hand and shouted at the camera, "Our school beauties have plenty of opportunities to be on TV! There is no need for you to be beautiful on the outside or on the inside." Come promote it! Our school beauty... Ouch!"
He wanted me to take a stand. No matter if I said it was cool to stop a car to save a dog, or that it was funny to stop a car to save a dog, or even that it was both cool and funny, he could use this to provoke conflicts and create topics.
Zhao Yao was extremely happy, with a smile on his face, and urged: "There is nothing to be embarrassed about! Just say whatever you want! Young people must be brave enough to express their opinions!"
The class monitor secretly pinched my lower back, which meant that I was not allowed to call her the school beauty again. It really hurt, and I guess it was a true inheritance from the big speaker.
Because the microphone was taken away from me, even if Zhao Yao didn't want to interview me, he could only ask me a few random questions.
At this time, Ma Huiyu called back. She and Mr. Niu discussed buying a dog, and it seemed that there was a result.
Mrs. Xu Fu sat next to me on the right. Although she didn't see the squad leader pinching me, she inferred from my reaction that something similar had happened. She didn't say anything, but just smiled at us with a "it's good to be young" expression. laughed.
While twisting me at an angle that no one else could see, she made an extremely serious expression. No reporter, policeman, or dog dealer noticed her little move.
I subconsciously protected the Swiss Army Knife, pretending that no one could take it away from me.
It is said that older women like to introduce their partners to others. I seriously suspect that Mrs. Xu watched too much of the movie "101 Dalmatians" and believed that "a thousand miles of marriage comes from a dog's lead", so I thought that the monitor and I both liked dogs, so we both They should be together. In addition, Ma Huiyu and Mr. Niu also like dogs, so they should be together.
As for the monitor, she was more determined this time and turned her face to the window, completely pretending not to recognize me.
Before Zhao Yao and the cameraman recovered from the shock, I continued to unfold the various components of the saber one by one. The tone of the introduction should be as exaggerated as possible, as disgusting as possible.
Mrs. Xu Fu sat next to me on the right. Although she didn't see the squad leader pinching me, she inferred from my reaction that something similar had happened. She didn't say anything, but just smiled at us with a "it's good to be young" expression. laughed.
Mrs. Xu almost quarreled with Zeng Laoliu again. At this time, Officer Ma's eyelids were trembling and he waved to Zhao Yao and said: "You go outside to interview other volunteers. They are taking care of the dogs. They must have a lot to say. Don't It will delay us from reaching a purchase and sale agreement.”
No! In order to disgust Zhao Yao, I made a random advertisement, but you, the little policeman, were tempted! This is not for sale! It's a diplomatic gift from Brother Melancholy! Xiaoqin finally returned it to me a few days ago!
"Don't go!" I shouted at Zhao Yao's back, "My Swiss Army Knife has many functions, and I haven't finished showing them to the national audience! Look at this nail file! It's very useful! I just used it !”
Zhao Yao was indeed very disappointed with my answer: "Um, this classmate, didn't you think about it and come up with any results?"
Mrs. Xu Fu sat next to me on the right. Although she didn't see the squad leader pinching me, she inferred from my reaction that something similar had happened. She didn't say anything, but just smiled at us with a "it's good to be young" expression. laughed.
It is said that older women like to introduce their partners to others. I seriously suspect that Mrs. Xu watched too much of the movie "101 Dalmatians" and believed that "a thousand miles of marriage comes from a dog's lead", so I thought that the monitor and I both liked dogs, so we both They should be together. In addition, Ma Huiyu and Mr. Niu also like dogs, so they should be together.
"In this case..." I scratched my head, "Then I'm not polite. I really have something to say. I've been holding it in for a long time. I'm actually a little embarrassed..."
"Don't make noise, don't make noise!" Xiao Zhang, a police officer, couldn't help but said, "Harmonious society! Solve the problem peacefully!"
The former school beauty of No. 28 Middle School paid great attention to her image in the eyes of boys. In addition to dressing up fashionably, she also actively participated in debate competitions, recitation competitions, and singing competitions, and served as the host of the flag-raising ceremony. Take any opportunity to shine.
"I don't know how to pronounce this line, but it means that this is Victorinox's military knife. Together with another Vigo military knife, it is called the only authentic Swiss Army knife brand!"
After being pinched by the class monitor, I stopped saying the word "school beauty", but I felt dissatisfied. I thought to myself, "When school starts, you can be the school beauty even if you don't want to!"
Zeng Laoliu on the opposite side said: "That's why I told you to be funny!"
Mrs. Xu Fu sat next to me on the right. Although she didn't see the squad leader pinching me, she inferred from my reaction that something similar had happened. She didn't say anything, but just smiled at us with a "it's good to be young" expression. laughed.
After everyone stopped bickering for a while, I took the microphone and said loudly with a serious face: "It is not cool or funny to stop a car to save a dog, but it is worth thinking about! Anyway, I have fallen into deep thought! I hope everyone will come too. Meditate with me!"
"In this case..." I scratched my head, "Then I'm not polite. I really have something to say. I've been holding it in for a long time. I'm actually a little embarrassed..."
Mrs. Xu Fu sat next to me on the right. Although she didn't see the squad leader pinching me, she inferred from my reaction that something similar had happened. She didn't say anything, but just smiled at us with a "it's good to be young" expression. laughed.
Finally, Zhao Yao said helplessly: "Let's go interview volunteers outside first and come back later."
But Mrs. Xu covered her mouth and said, "Ye Lin, you are so funny!"
I was so excited at the time that I almost didn't say "Only 998! Only 998! I bought a Swiss Army Knife and took it home."
"Anyway, our squad leader doesn't care about being on your TV! If you want to interview me, just interview me!" I was confident that I would not be recognized by the few netizens who had watched "The Battle of Jinling" because I was wearing sunglasses.
The class monitor secretly pinched my lower back, which meant that I was not allowed to call her the school beauty again. It really hurt, and I guess it was a true inheritance from the big speaker.
Finally, Zhao Yao said helplessly: "Let's go interview volunteers outside first and come back later."
Next, I first opened the main knife, which is also about 111 mm long, and let the camera take a picture of the words "VICTORINOX" on the root of the bright main knife.
I pointed to the shield-shaped cross on the black hilt.
The former school beauty of No. 28 Middle School paid great attention to her image in the eyes of boys. In addition to dressing up fashionably, she also actively participated in debate competitions, recitation competitions, and singing competitions, and served as the host of the flag-raising ceremony. Take any opportunity to shine.
Because the microphone was taken away from me, even if Zhao Yao didn't want to interview me, he could only ask me a few random questions.
I subconsciously protected the Swiss Army Knife, pretending that no one could take it away from me.
I was so excited at the time that I almost didn't say "Only 998! Only 998! I bought a Swiss Army Knife and took it home."
Zhao Yao was extremely happy, with a smile on his face, and urged: "There is nothing to be embarrassed about! Just say whatever you want! Young people must be brave enough to express their opinions!"
I stared into Zhao Yao's expectant eyes, nodded "hmm" in agreement, then lowered my body slightly and took out the Swiss Army knife that had been dormant for a long time in my trouser pocket.
I smiled in front of the camera. There were no vegetable leaves left on my newly cleaned teeth. I looked like the people selling toothpaste in the advertisements.
I smiled in front of the camera. There were no vegetable leaves left on my newly cleaned teeth. I looked like the people selling toothpaste in the advertisements.
The subtext is: the more extreme the opinion, the better, and the more explosive the better. He wants me to yell at the dog dealers, and then provoke the Zeng brothers to attack me on the spot, and then film the scene and broadcast it on the news to attract attention. .
"In this case..." I scratched my head, "Then I'm not polite. I really have something to say. I've been holding it in for a long time. I'm actually a little embarrassed..."
"As for this classmate who doesn't want to be named, do you think it's cool to stop a car and save a dog?"
The monitor didn't know what I was going to say, so he secretly pulled the corner of my T-shirt to tell me to be careful.
This is a trick I learned from online forums. When discussing, if you don’t want to be caught by the other party, you can express your opinions vaguely in this way. It seems to have deep meaning but actually means nothing. I don’t believe that I am talking nonsense. , Zhao Yao can still find ways to ask tricky questions.
Zhao Yao was indeed very disappointed with my answer: "Um, this classmate, didn't you think about it and come up with any results?"
She might indeed be able to stop a car and rescue a dog just to be on TV. She would also put on a charming smile for the camera, follow her pre-scripted script, and say something beautiful to express her inner beauty— But the monitor doesn’t! The squad leader really likes dogs, and is not afraid of getting dirty or tired. If his hunter aura hadn't scared the dogs in the cages, now the squad leader would definitely not be sitting at the negotiation table, but would be taking care of sick dogs with Xiao Ding and the others. !
So I smiled sincerely, and then replied solemnly: "Although I have thought about the result, I can't say it, because my Chinese teacher said it well: eating buns that have been chewed by others does not taste good. So I hope the TV The audience in front of me can think independently and don’t listen to my opinions and create preconceived ideas. Thank you!”
"I think it's a very 'funny' behavior." Officer Ma said sarcastically across the street.
I was so excited at the time that I almost didn't say "Only 998! Only 998! I bought a Swiss Army Knife and took it home."
"Have you seen the Swiss flag? Its size is 111 mm, which is the largest model of Swiss Army Knife! The knife on the market is called the 'Centurion'!"
I subconsciously protected the Swiss Army Knife, pretending that no one could take it away from me.
"Whether traveling at home or surviving in the wild, he is a good helper for his master! As a pure man, how can you not give one? Do you have the nerve to say that you are a pure man if you don't have one?"
Zhao Yao was indeed very disappointed with my answer: "Um, this classmate, didn't you think about it and come up with any results?"
So I smiled sincerely, and then replied solemnly: "Although I have thought about the result, I can't say it, because my Chinese teacher said it well: eating buns that have been chewed by others does not taste good. So I hope the TV The audience in front of me can think independently and don’t listen to my opinions and create preconceived ideas. Thank you!”
"Yes, it's very funny," Zeng Laoliu echoed, "It's just so funny."
After being pinched by the class monitor, I stopped saying the word "school beauty", but I felt dissatisfied. I thought to myself, "When school starts, you can be the school beauty even if you don't want to!"
"Yes! Audiences in front of the TV, you guessed it right! This is a Swiss Army Knife! But it is not an ordinary Swiss Army Knife! Look!"
It wasn't until Zhao Yao was so angry that I, the "advertising king", walked out of the restaurant that I sat down in my seat with satisfaction. Before I could put away the Swiss Army knife in my hand, the policeman Xiao Zhang standing next to him suddenly turned slightly red. He opened his mouth and asked:
No! In order to disgust Zhao Yao, I made a random advertisement, but you, the little policeman, were tempted! This is not for sale! It's a diplomatic gift from Brother Melancholy! Xiaoqin finally returned it to me a few days ago!
Humph, I just failed to show off my saber in various ways, and I was suffocated to death! This time I finally showed off to the national audience that Sajia’s life is worth it.
While twisting me at an angle that no one else could see, she made an extremely serious expression. No reporter, policeman, or dog dealer noticed her little move.
It's just that they were holding up toothpaste, and I was holding up a Swiss Army Knife.
"Don't make noise, don't make noise!" Xiao Zhang, a police officer, couldn't help but said, "Harmonious society! Solve the problem peacefully!"
Eh? You dog dealer keeps up with the times! Internet buzzwords are not inferior to our students!
No! In order to disgust Zhao Yao, I made a random advertisement, but you, the little policeman, were tempted! This is not for sale! It's a diplomatic gift from Brother Melancholy! Xiaoqin finally returned it to me a few days ago!
I won't be fooled, this is not the first time I've seen his ability to talk nonsense.
I subconsciously protected the Swiss Army Knife, pretending that no one could take it away from me.
"Have you seen the Swiss flag? Its size is 111 mm, which is the largest model of Swiss Army Knife! The knife on the market is called the 'Centurion'!"
The class monitor secretly pinched my lower back, which meant that I was not allowed to call her the school beauty again. It really hurt, and I guess it was a true inheritance from the big speaker.
Eh? You dog dealer keeps up with the times! Internet buzzwords are not inferior to our students!
It is said that older women like to introduce their partners to others. I seriously suspect that Mrs. Xu watched too much of the movie "101 Dalmatians" and believed that "a thousand miles of marriage comes from a dog's lead", so I thought that the monitor and I both liked dogs, so we both They should be together. In addition, Ma Huiyu and Mr. Niu also like dogs, so they should be together.
"Wow~~~~~It also includes a bottle opener, a can opener, a cork drill, a screwdriver, pliers, a hacksaw, a wire stripper, scissors, a lamp, a ballpoint pen, a magnifying glass, a toothpick... Look here! Look here! Look here! here!"
"You're the one who's so funny!" Mrs. Xu retorted, "Your whole family is so funny!"
Before Zhao Yao and the cameraman recovered from the shock, I continued to unfold the various components of the saber one by one. The tone of the introduction should be as exaggerated as possible, as disgusting as possible.
Zhao Yao was extremely happy, with a smile on his face, and urged: "There is nothing to be embarrassed about! Just say whatever you want! Young people must be brave enough to express their opinions!"
The former school beauty of No. 28 Middle School paid great attention to her image in the eyes of boys. In addition to dressing up fashionably, she also actively participated in debate competitions, recitation competitions, and singing competitions, and served as the host of the flag-raising ceremony. Take any opportunity to shine.
The former school beauty of No. 28 Middle School paid great attention to her image in the eyes of boys. In addition to dressing up fashionably, she also actively participated in debate competitions, recitation competitions, and singing competitions, and served as the host of the flag-raising ceremony. Take any opportunity to shine.
"Who cares about being on your TV!" I took Zhao Yao's microphone in my hand and shouted at the camera, "Our school beauties have plenty of opportunities to be on TV! There is no need for you to be beautiful on the outside or on the inside." Come promote it! Our school beauty... Ouch!"
I pointed to the shield-shaped cross on the black hilt.
"Don't make noise, don't make noise!" Xiao Zhang, a police officer, couldn't help but said, "Harmonious society! Solve the problem peacefully!"
"Who cares about being on your TV!" I took Zhao Yao's microphone in my hand and shouted at the camera, "Our school beauties have plenty of opportunities to be on TV! There is no need for you to be beautiful on the outside or on the inside." Come promote it! Our school beauty... Ouch!"
Zhao Yao's face turned pale with anger. While I was fascinated by playing with the Swiss Army Knife, he took his microphone back and whispered to the cameraman: "Xiao Wang, cut this part when you get back!"
After everyone stopped bickering for a while, I took the microphone and said loudly with a serious face: "It is not cool or funny to stop a car to save a dog, but it is worth thinking about! Anyway, I have fallen into deep thought! I hope everyone will come too. Meditate with me!"
But Mrs. Xu covered her mouth and said, "Ye Lin, you are so funny!"
As for the monitor, she was more determined this time and turned her face to the window, completely pretending not to recognize me.
Mrs. Xu Fu sat next to me on the right. Although she didn't see the squad leader pinching me, she inferred from my reaction that something similar had happened. She didn't say anything, but just smiled at us with a "it's good to be young" expression. laughed.
After being pinched by the class monitor, I stopped saying the word "school beauty", but I felt dissatisfied. I thought to myself, "When school starts, you can be the school beauty even if you don't want to!"
Zhao Yao's face turned pale with anger. While I was fascinated by playing with the Swiss Army Knife, he took his microphone back and whispered to the cameraman: "Xiao Wang, cut this part when you get back!"
After all, I have acted in movies and TV dramas, so I have some experience in following the camera. The photographer tried several times to exclude me from the camera, but all ended in failure.
Zeng Laoliu on the opposite side said: "That's why I told you to be funny!"
I angrily snatched away the microphone held by Zhao Yao.
This is a trick I learned from online forums. When discussing, if you don’t want to be caught by the other party, you can express your opinions vaguely in this way. It seems to have deep meaning but actually means nothing. I don’t believe that I am talking nonsense. , Zhao Yao can still find ways to ask tricky questions.
No! In order to disgust Zhao Yao, I made a random advertisement, but you, the little policeman, were tempted! This is not for sale! It's a diplomatic gift from Brother Melancholy! Xiaoqin finally returned it to me a few days ago!
The former school beauty of No. 28 Middle School paid great attention to her image in the eyes of boys. In addition to dressing up fashionably, she also actively participated in debate competitions, recitation competitions, and singing competitions, and served as the host of the flag-raising ceremony. Take any opportunity to shine.
"Well, where can I buy it?"
While twisting me at an angle that no one else could see, she made an extremely serious expression. No reporter, policeman, or dog dealer noticed her little move.
"Anyway, our squad leader doesn't care about being on your TV! If you want to interview me, just interview me!" I was confident that I would not be recognized by the few netizens who had watched "The Battle of Jinling" because I was wearing sunglasses.
Zhao Yao was indeed very disappointed with my answer: "Um, this classmate, didn't you think about it and come up with any results?"
After everyone stopped bickering for a while, I took the microphone and said loudly with a serious face: "It is not cool or funny to stop a car to save a dog, but it is worth thinking about! Anyway, I have fallen into deep thought! I hope everyone will come too. Meditate with me!"
But Mrs. Xu covered her mouth and said, "Ye Lin, you are so funny!"
"Hello everyone, please pay attention to the knife in my hand. It is not an ordinary knife..."
"You're the one who's so funny!" Mrs. Xu retorted, "Your whole family is so funny!"
After being pinched by the class monitor, I stopped saying the word "school beauty", but I felt dissatisfied. I thought to myself, "When school starts, you can be the school beauty even if you don't want to!"
"Yes!" I said in surprise.
"As for this classmate who doesn't want to be named, do you think it's cool to stop a car and save a dog?"
The former school beauty of No. 28 Middle School paid great attention to her image in the eyes of boys. In addition to dressing up fashionably, she also actively participated in debate competitions, recitation competitions, and singing competitions, and served as the host of the flag-raising ceremony. Take any opportunity to shine.
I pointed to the shield-shaped cross on the black hilt.
I subconsciously protected the Swiss Army Knife, pretending that no one could take it away from me.
It's just that they were holding up toothpaste, and I was holding up a Swiss Army Knife.
I stared into Zhao Yao's expectant eyes, nodded "hmm" in agreement, then lowered my body slightly and took out the Swiss Army knife that had been dormant for a long time in my trouser pocket.
Zhao Yao was overjoyed, "Then, tell the national audience quickly, what results did you, a volunteer, think about when you stopped a car to rescue a dog?"
"Hello everyone, please pay attention to the knife in my hand. It is not an ordinary knife..."
The class monitor secretly pinched my lower back, which meant that I was not allowed to call her the school beauty again. It really hurt, and I guess it was a true inheritance from the big speaker.
The class monitor secretly pinched my lower back, which meant that I was not allowed to call her the school beauty again. It really hurt, and I guess it was a true inheritance from the big speaker.
The subtext is: the more extreme the opinion, the better, and the more explosive the better. He wants me to yell at the dog dealers, and then provoke the Zeng brothers to attack me on the spot, and then film the scene and broadcast it on the news to attract attention. .
The monitor didn't know what I was going to say, so he secretly pulled the corner of my T-shirt to tell me to be careful.
He wanted me to take a stand. No matter if I said it was cool to stop a car to save a dog, or that it was funny to stop a car to save a dog, or even that it was both cool and funny, he could use this to provoke conflicts and create topics.
I pointed to the shield-shaped cross on the black hilt.
I stared into Zhao Yao's expectant eyes, nodded "hmm" in agreement, then lowered my body slightly and took out the Swiss Army knife that had been dormant for a long time in my trouser pocket.
It is said that older women like to introduce their partners to others. I seriously suspect that Mrs. Xu watched too much of the movie "101 Dalmatians" and believed that "a thousand miles of marriage comes from a dog's lead", so I thought that the monitor and I both liked dogs, so we both They should be together. In addition, Ma Huiyu and Mr. Niu also like dogs, so they should be together.
The monitor didn't know what I was going to say, so he secretly pulled the corner of my T-shirt to tell me to be careful.
I won't be fooled, this is not the first time I've seen his ability to talk nonsense.
"Hello everyone, please pay attention to the knife in my hand. It is not an ordinary knife..."
I subconsciously protected the Swiss Army Knife, pretending that no one could take it away from me.
While twisting me at an angle that no one else could see, she made an extremely serious expression. No reporter, policeman, or dog dealer noticed her little move.
It is said that older women like to introduce their partners to others. I seriously suspect that Mrs. Xu watched too much of the movie "101 Dalmatians" and believed that "a thousand miles of marriage comes from a dog's lead", so I thought that the monitor and I both liked dogs, so we both They should be together. In addition, Ma Huiyu and Mr. Niu also like dogs, so they should be together.
Mrs. Xu almost quarreled with Zeng Laoliu again. At this time, Officer Ma's eyelids were trembling and he waved to Zhao Yao and said: "You go outside to interview other volunteers. They are taking care of the dogs. They must have a lot to say. Don't It will delay us from reaching a purchase and sale agreement.”
So I smiled sincerely, and then replied solemnly: "Although I have thought about the result, I can't say it, because my Chinese teacher said it well: eating buns that have been chewed by others does not taste good. So I hope the TV The audience in front of me can think independently and don’t listen to my opinions and create preconceived ideas. Thank you!”
I subconsciously protected the Swiss Army Knife, pretending that no one could take it away from me.
Mrs. Xu Fu sat next to me on the right. Although she didn't see the squad leader pinching me, she inferred from my reaction that something similar had happened. She didn't say anything, but just smiled at us with a "it's good to be young" expression. laughed.
Zhao Yao had just been whetted by me, but I immediately poured cold water on him. He was so anxious that he scratched his head and scratched his hands and said: "You don't have to think about it so much. The audience doesn't have time to think about it! You should publish this matter today." Give me your opinion! Just say whatever you want!"
Zhao Yao was overjoyed, "Then, tell the national audience quickly, what results did you, a volunteer, think about when you stopped a car to rescue a dog?"
Zhao Yao's face turned pale with anger. While I was fascinated by playing with the Swiss Army Knife, he took his microphone back and whispered to the cameraman: "Xiao Wang, cut this part when you get back!"
I blinked through my sunglasses, "Is it really okay to say anything?"
As for the monitor, she was more determined this time and turned her face to the window, completely pretending not to recognize me.
This is a trick I learned from online forums. When discussing, if you don’t want to be caught by the other party, you can express your opinions vaguely in this way. It seems to have deep meaning but actually means nothing. I don’t believe that I am talking nonsense. , Zhao Yao can still find ways to ask tricky questions.
After everyone stopped bickering for a while, I took the microphone and said loudly with a serious face: "It is not cool or funny to stop a car to save a dog, but it is worth thinking about! Anyway, I have fallen into deep thought! I hope everyone will come too. Meditate with me!"
"You're the one who's so funny!" Mrs. Xu retorted, "Your whole family is so funny!"
"You can say whatever you want!" Zhao Yao nodded, "Dongshan News Station attaches great importance to press freedom! Don't have any scruples!"
Mrs. Xu almost quarreled with Zeng Laoliu again. At this time, Officer Ma's eyelids were trembling and he waved to Zhao Yao and said: "You go outside to interview other volunteers. They are taking care of the dogs. They must have a lot to say. Don't It will delay us from reaching a purchase and sale agreement.”
I stared into Zhao Yao's expectant eyes, nodded "hmm" in agreement, then lowered my body slightly and took out the Swiss Army knife that had been dormant for a long time in my trouser pocket.
Next, I first opened the main knife, which is also about 111 mm long, and let the camera take a picture of the words "VICTORINOX" on the root of the bright main knife.
He wanted me to take a stand. No matter if I said it was cool to stop a car to save a dog, or that it was funny to stop a car to save a dog, or even that it was both cool and funny, he could use this to provoke conflicts and create topics.
As for the monitor, she was more determined this time and turned her face to the window, completely pretending not to recognize me.
The monitor didn't know what I was going to say, so he secretly pulled the corner of my T-shirt to tell me to be careful.
"You can say whatever you want!" Zhao Yao nodded, "Dongshan News Station attaches great importance to press freedom! Don't have any scruples!"
The subtext is: the more extreme the opinion, the better, and the more explosive the better. He wants me to yell at the dog dealers, and then provoke the Zeng brothers to attack me on the spot, and then film the scene and broadcast it on the news to attract attention. .
"You're the one who's so funny!" Mrs. Xu retorted, "Your whole family is so funny!"
"Yes, it's very funny," Zeng Laoliu echoed, "It's just so funny."
While twisting me at an angle that no one else could see, she made an extremely serious expression. No reporter, policeman, or dog dealer noticed her little move.
I won't be fooled, this is not the first time I've seen his ability to talk nonsense.
So I smiled sincerely, and then replied solemnly: "Although I have thought about the result, I can't say it, because my Chinese teacher said it well: eating buns that have been chewed by others does not taste good. So I hope the TV The audience in front of me can think independently and don’t listen to my opinions and create preconceived ideas. Thank you!”
The monitor didn't know what I was going to say, so he secretly pulled the corner of my T-shirt to tell me to be careful.
"I don't know how to pronounce this line, but it means that this is Victorinox's military knife. Together with another Vigo military knife, it is called the only authentic Swiss Army knife brand!"
"In this case..." I scratched my head, "Then I'm not polite. I really have something to say. I've been holding it in for a long time. I'm actually a little embarrassed..."
It is said that older women like to introduce their partners to others. I seriously suspect that Mrs. Xu watched too much of the movie "101 Dalmatians" and believed that "a thousand miles of marriage comes from a dog's lead", so I thought that the monitor and I both liked dogs, so we both They should be together. In addition, Ma Huiyu and Mr. Niu also like dogs, so they should be together.
After all, I have acted in movies and TV dramas, so I have some experience in following the camera. The photographer tried several times to exclude me from the camera, but all ended in failure.
"I think it's a very 'funny' behavior." Officer Ma said sarcastically across the street.
Eh? You dog dealer keeps up with the times! Internet buzzwords are not inferior to our students!
"Hello everyone, please pay attention to the knife in my hand. It is not an ordinary knife..."
"Wow~~~~~It also includes a bottle opener, a can opener, a cork drill, a screwdriver, pliers, a hacksaw, a wire stripper, scissors, a lamp, a ballpoint pen, a magnifying glass, a toothpick... Look here! Look here! Look here! here!"
I stared into Zhao Yao's expectant eyes, nodded "hmm" in agreement, then lowered my body slightly and took out the Swiss Army knife that had been dormant for a long time in my trouser pocket.
The monitor didn't know what I was going to say, so he secretly pulled the corner of my T-shirt to tell me to be careful.
"Yes!" I said in surprise.
"Hello everyone, please pay attention to the knife in my hand. It is not an ordinary knife..."
"Don't make noise, don't make noise!" Xiao Zhang, a police officer, couldn't help but said, "Harmonious society! Solve the problem peacefully!"
Officer Ma and Xiao Zhang, a criminal police officer and a civilian policeman, also cast admiring glances at me - I have the courage to express my opinions, don't I deserve admiration? However, the two of them may be under too much work pressure and are not good at expressing their feelings. Their admiration is mixed with a little contempt.
But Mrs. Xu covered her mouth and said, "Ye Lin, you are so funny!"
I won't be fooled, this is not the first time I've seen his ability to talk nonsense.
Mrs. Xu almost quarreled with Zeng Laoliu again. At this time, Officer Ma's eyelids were trembling and he waved to Zhao Yao and said: "You go outside to interview other volunteers. They are taking care of the dogs. They must have a lot to say. Don't It will delay us from reaching a purchase and sale agreement.”
Zhao Yao was extremely happy, with a smile on his face, and urged: "There is nothing to be embarrassed about! Just say whatever you want! Young people must be brave enough to express their opinions!"
Before Zhao Yao and the cameraman recovered from the shock, I continued to unfold the various components of the saber one by one. The tone of the introduction should be as exaggerated as possible, as disgusting as possible.
"As for this classmate who doesn't want to be named, do you think it's cool to stop a car and save a dog?"
I subconsciously protected the Swiss Army Knife, pretending that no one could take it away from me.
The former school beauty of No. 28 Middle School paid great attention to her image in the eyes of boys. In addition to dressing up fashionably, she also actively participated in debate competitions, recitation competitions, and singing competitions, and served as the host of the flag-raising ceremony. Take any opportunity to shine.
I subconsciously protected the Swiss Army Knife, pretending that no one could take it away from me.
I stared into Zhao Yao's expectant eyes, nodded "hmm" in agreement, then lowered my body slightly and took out the Swiss Army knife that had been dormant for a long time in my trouser pocket.
No! In order to disgust Zhao Yao, I made a random advertisement, but you, the little policeman, were tempted! This is not for sale! It's a diplomatic gift from Brother Melancholy! Xiaoqin finally returned it to me a few days ago!
I smiled in front of the camera. There were no vegetable leaves left on my newly cleaned teeth. I looked like the people selling toothpaste in the advertisements.
"I think it's a very 'funny' behavior." Officer Ma said sarcastically across the street.
"Hello everyone, please pay attention to the knife in my hand. It is not an ordinary knife..."
"Anyway, our squad leader doesn't care about being on your TV! If you want to interview me, just interview me!" I was confident that I would not be recognized by the few netizens who had watched "The Battle of Jinling" because I was wearing sunglasses.
Next, I first opened the main knife, which is also about 111 mm long, and let the camera take a picture of the words "VICTORINOX" on the root of the bright main knife.
The monitor didn't know what I was going to say, so he secretly pulled the corner of my T-shirt to tell me to be careful.
After everyone stopped bickering for a while, I took the microphone and said loudly with a serious face: "It is not cool or funny to stop a car to save a dog, but it is worth thinking about! Anyway, I have fallen into deep thought! I hope everyone will come too. Meditate with me!"
"As for this classmate who doesn't want to be named, do you think it's cool to stop a car and save a dog?"
Zhao Yao looked at the dozen or so volunteers surrounding the large truck in the square and hesitated a little. I quickly held up the Swiss Army Knife and squeezed into the camera again, saying with great emotion:
I blinked through my sunglasses, "Is it really okay to say anything?"
"Yes! Audiences in front of the TV, you guessed it right! This is a Swiss Army Knife! But it is not an ordinary Swiss Army Knife! Look!"
I smiled in front of the camera. There were no vegetable leaves left on my newly cleaned teeth. I looked like the people selling toothpaste in the advertisements.
Humph, I just failed to show off my saber in various ways, and I was suffocated to death! This time I finally showed off to the national audience that Sajia’s life is worth it.
Zhao Yao was extremely happy, with a smile on his face, and urged: "There is nothing to be embarrassed about! Just say whatever you want! Young people must be brave enough to express their opinions!"
Mrs. Xu almost quarreled with Zeng Laoliu again. At this time, Officer Ma's eyelids were trembling and he waved to Zhao Yao and said: "You go outside to interview other volunteers. They are taking care of the dogs. They must have a lot to say. Don't It will delay us from reaching a purchase and sale agreement.”
The subtext is: the more extreme the opinion, the better, and the more explosive the better. He wants me to yell at the dog dealers, and then provoke the Zeng brothers to attack me on the spot, and then film the scene and broadcast it on the news to attract attention. .
Finally, Zhao Yao said helplessly: "Let's go interview volunteers outside first and come back later."
"Have you seen the Swiss flag? Its size is 111 mm, which is the largest model of Swiss Army Knife! The knife on the market is called the 'Centurion'!"
"Yes! Audiences in front of the TV, you guessed it right! This is a Swiss Army Knife! But it is not an ordinary Swiss Army Knife! Look!"
"You can say whatever you want!" Zhao Yao nodded, "Dongshan News Station attaches great importance to press freedom! Don't have any scruples!"
It's just that they were holding up toothpaste, and I was holding up a Swiss Army Knife.
I won't be fooled, this is not the first time I've seen his ability to talk nonsense.
As for the monitor, she was more determined this time and turned her face to the window, completely pretending not to recognize me.
It is said that older women like to introduce their partners to others. I seriously suspect that Mrs. Xu watched too much of the movie "101 Dalmatians" and believed that "a thousand miles of marriage comes from a dog's lead", so I thought that the monitor and I both liked dogs, so we both They should be together. In addition, Ma Huiyu and Mr. Niu also like dogs, so they should be together.
"Yes! Audiences in front of the TV, you guessed it right! This is a Swiss Army Knife! But it is not an ordinary Swiss Army Knife! Look!"
"In this case..." I scratched my head, "Then I'm not polite. I really have something to say. I've been holding it in for a long time. I'm actually a little embarrassed..."
The class monitor secretly pinched my lower back, which meant that I was not allowed to call her the school beauty again. It really hurt, and I guess it was a true inheritance from the big speaker.
After all, I have acted in movies and TV dramas, so I have some experience in following the camera. The photographer tried several times to exclude me from the camera, but all ended in failure.
I pointed to the shield-shaped cross on the black hilt.
"I don't know how to pronounce this line, but it means that this is Victorinox's military knife. Together with another Vigo military knife, it is called the only authentic Swiss Army knife brand!"
I won't be fooled, this is not the first time I've seen his ability to talk nonsense.
This is a trick I learned from online forums. When discussing, if you don’t want to be caught by the other party, you can express your opinions vaguely in this way. It seems to have deep meaning but actually means nothing. I don’t believe that I am talking nonsense. , Zhao Yao can still find ways to ask tricky questions.
The monitor didn't know what I was going to say, so he secretly pulled the corner of my T-shirt to tell me to be careful.
While twisting me at an angle that no one else could see, she made an extremely serious expression. No reporter, policeman, or dog dealer noticed her little move.
The subtext is: the more extreme the opinion, the better, and the more explosive the better. He wants me to yell at the dog dealers, and then provoke the Zeng brothers to attack me on the spot, and then film the scene and broadcast it on the news to attract attention. .
The subtext is: the more extreme the opinion, the better, and the more explosive the better. He wants me to yell at the dog dealers, and then provoke the Zeng brothers to attack me on the spot, and then film the scene and broadcast it on the news to attract attention. .
"Have you seen the Swiss flag? Its size is 111 mm, which is the largest model of Swiss Army Knife! The knife on the market is called the 'Centurion'!"
The subtext is: the more extreme the opinion, the better, and the more explosive the better. He wants me to yell at the dog dealers, and then provoke the Zeng brothers to attack me on the spot, and then film the scene and broadcast it on the news to attract attention. .
The monitor didn't know what I was going to say, so he secretly pulled the corner of my T-shirt to tell me to be careful.
This is a trick I learned from online forums. When discussing, if you don’t want to be caught by the other party, you can express your opinions vaguely in this way. It seems to have deep meaning but actually means nothing. I don’t believe that I am talking nonsense. , Zhao Yao can still find ways to ask tricky questions.
I angrily snatched away the microphone held by Zhao Yao.
"But my knife is not comparable to the ordinary 'Centurion'! Because it is a diplomatic gift, it is specially made of high-quality steel, and all parts are specially reinforced. It is definitely stronger and more durable than the ordinary 'Centurion' , so it can be called a ‘Thousand Commander’!”
"Don't make noise, don't make noise!" Xiao Zhang, a police officer, couldn't help but said, "Harmonious society! Solve the problem peacefully!"
Officer Ma and Xiao Zhang, a criminal police officer and a civilian policeman, also cast admiring glances at me - I have the courage to express my opinions, don't I deserve admiration? However, the two of them may be under too much work pressure and are not good at expressing their feelings. Their admiration is mixed with a little contempt.
I angrily snatched away the microphone held by Zhao Yao.
"Don't go!" I shouted at Zhao Yao's back, "My Swiss Army Knife has many functions, and I haven't finished showing them to the national audience! Look at this nail file! It's very useful! I just used it !”
So I smiled sincerely, and then replied solemnly: "Although I have thought about the result, I can't say it, because my Chinese teacher said it well: eating buns that have been chewed by others does not taste good. So I hope the TV The audience in front of me can think independently and don’t listen to my opinions and create preconceived ideas. Thank you!”
Next, I first opened the main knife, which is also about 111 mm long, and let the camera take a picture of the words "VICTORINOX" on the root of the bright main knife.
After everyone stopped bickering for a while, I took the microphone and said loudly with a serious face: "It is not cool or funny to stop a car to save a dog, but it is worth thinking about! Anyway, I have fallen into deep thought! I hope everyone will come too. Meditate with me!"
Zhao Yao was extremely happy, with a smile on his face, and urged: "There is nothing to be embarrassed about! Just say whatever you want! Young people must be brave enough to express their opinions!"
"I don't know how to pronounce this line, but it means that this is Victorinox's military knife. Together with another Vigo military knife, it is called the only authentic Swiss Army knife brand!"
"Wow~~~~~It also includes a bottle opener, a can opener, a cork drill, a screwdriver, pliers, a hacksaw, a wire stripper, scissors, a lamp, a ballpoint pen, a magnifying glass, a toothpick... Look here! Look here! Look here! here!"
"Don't go!" I shouted at Zhao Yao's back, "My Swiss Army Knife has many functions, and I haven't finished showing them to the national audience! Look at this nail file! It's very useful! I just used it !”
Before Zhao Yao and the cameraman recovered from the shock, I continued to unfold the various components of the saber one by one. The tone of the introduction should be as exaggerated as possible, as disgusting as possible.
Humph, I just failed to show off my saber in various ways, and I was suffocated to death! This time I finally showed off to the national audience that Sajia’s life is worth it.
"Whether traveling at home or surviving in the wild, he is a good helper for his master! As a pure man, how can you not give one? Do you have the nerve to say that you are a pure man if you don't have one?"
"Wow~~~~~It also includes a bottle opener, a can opener, a cork drill, a screwdriver, pliers, a hacksaw, a wire stripper, scissors, a lamp, a ballpoint pen, a magnifying glass, a toothpick... Look here! Look here! Look here! here!"
"You're the one who's so funny!" Mrs. Xu retorted, "Your whole family is so funny!"
Next, I first opened the main knife, which is also about 111 mm long, and let the camera take a picture of the words "VICTORINOX" on the root of the bright main knife.
No! In order to disgust Zhao Yao, I made a random advertisement, but you, the little policeman, were tempted! This is not for sale! It's a diplomatic gift from Brother Melancholy! Xiaoqin finally returned it to me a few days ago!
"Hello everyone, please pay attention to the knife in my hand. It is not an ordinary knife..."
"As for this classmate who doesn't want to be named, do you think it's cool to stop a car and save a dog?"
"Who cares about being on your TV!" I took Zhao Yao's microphone in my hand and shouted at the camera, "Our school beauties have plenty of opportunities to be on TV! There is no need for you to be beautiful on the outside or on the inside." Come promote it! Our school beauty... Ouch!"
So I smiled sincerely, and then replied solemnly: "Although I have thought about the result, I can't say it, because my Chinese teacher said it well: eating buns that have been chewed by others does not taste good. So I hope the TV The audience in front of me can think independently and don’t listen to my opinions and create preconceived ideas. Thank you!”
I was so excited at the time that I almost didn't say "Only 998! Only 998! I bought a Swiss Army Knife and took it home."
"Yes! Audiences in front of the TV, you guessed it right! This is a Swiss Army Knife! But it is not an ordinary Swiss Army Knife! Look!"
"I don't know how to pronounce this line, but it means that this is Victorinox's military knife. Together with another Vigo military knife, it is called the only authentic Swiss Army knife brand!"
"Yes! Audiences in front of the TV, you guessed it right! This is a Swiss Army Knife! But it is not an ordinary Swiss Army Knife! Look!"
Humph, I just failed to show off my saber in various ways, and I was suffocated to death! This time I finally showed off to the national audience that Sajia’s life is worth it.
After everyone stopped bickering for a while, I took the microphone and said loudly with a serious face: "It is not cool or funny to stop a car to save a dog, but it is worth thinking about! Anyway, I have fallen into deep thought! I hope everyone will come too. Meditate with me!"
But Mrs. Xu covered her mouth and said, "Ye Lin, you are so funny!"
Mrs. Xu almost quarreled with Zeng Laoliu again. At this time, Officer Ma's eyelids were trembling and he waved to Zhao Yao and said: "You go outside to interview other volunteers. They are taking care of the dogs. They must have a lot to say. Don't It will delay us from reaching a purchase and sale agreement.”
Zeng Laoliu on the opposite side said: "That's why I told you to be funny!"
At this time, Ma Huiyu called back. She and Mr. Niu discussed buying a dog, and it seemed that there was a result.
Zhao Yao's face turned pale with anger. While I was fascinated by playing with the Swiss Army Knife, he took his microphone back and whispered to the cameraman: "Xiao Wang, cut this part when you get back!"
Officer Ma and Xiao Zhang, a criminal police officer and a civilian policeman, also cast admiring glances at me - I have the courage to express my opinions, don't I deserve admiration? However, the two of them may be under too much work pressure and are not good at expressing their feelings. Their admiration is mixed with a little contempt.
I blinked through my sunglasses, "Is it really okay to say anything?"
I angrily snatched away the microphone held by Zhao Yao.
So I smiled sincerely, and then replied solemnly: "Although I have thought about the result, I can't say it, because my Chinese teacher said it well: eating buns that have been chewed by others does not taste good. So I hope the TV The audience in front of me can think independently and don’t listen to my opinions and create preconceived ideas. Thank you!”
Humph, I just failed to show off my saber in various ways, and I was suffocated to death! This time I finally showed off to the national audience that Sajia’s life is worth it.
"But my knife is not comparable to the ordinary 'Centurion'! Because it is a diplomatic gift, it is specially made of high-quality steel, and all parts are specially reinforced. It is definitely stronger and more durable than the ordinary 'Centurion' , so it can be called a ‘Thousand Commander’!”
"Yes, it's very funny," Zeng Laoliu echoed, "It's just so funny."
Zeng Laoliu on the opposite side said: "That's why I told you to be funny!"
Officer Ma and Xiao Zhang, a criminal police officer and a civilian policeman, also cast admiring glances at me - I have the courage to express my opinions, don't I deserve admiration? However, the two of them may be under too much work pressure and are not good at expressing their feelings. Their admiration is mixed with a little contempt.
I pointed to the shield-shaped cross on the black hilt.
"Don't go!" I shouted at Zhao Yao's back, "My Swiss Army Knife has many functions, and I haven't finished showing them to the national audience! Look at this nail file! It's very useful! I just used it !”
Mrs. Xu almost quarreled with Zeng Laoliu again. At this time, Officer Ma's eyelids were trembling and he waved to Zhao Yao and said: "You go outside to interview other volunteers. They are taking care of the dogs. They must have a lot to say. Don't It will delay us from reaching a purchase and sale agreement.”
"Don't go!" I shouted at Zhao Yao's back, "My Swiss Army Knife has many functions, and I haven't finished showing them to the national audience! Look at this nail file! It's very useful! I just used it !”
It's just that they were holding up toothpaste, and I was holding up a Swiss Army Knife.
After being pinched by the class monitor, I stopped saying the word "school beauty", but I felt dissatisfied. I thought to myself, "When school starts, you can be the school beauty even if you don't want to!"
This is a trick I learned from online forums. When discussing, if you don’t want to be caught by the other party, you can express your opinions vaguely in this way. It seems to have deep meaning but actually means nothing. I don’t believe that I am talking nonsense. , Zhao Yao can still find ways to ask tricky questions.
I won't be fooled, this is not the first time I've seen his ability to talk nonsense.
As for the monitor, she was more determined this time and turned her face to the window, completely pretending not to recognize me.
Before Zhao Yao and the cameraman recovered from the shock, I continued to unfold the various components of the saber one by one. The tone of the introduction should be as exaggerated as possible, as disgusting as possible.
I was so excited at the time that I almost didn't say "Only 998! Only 998! I bought a Swiss Army Knife and took it home."
But Mrs. Xu covered her mouth and said, "Ye Lin, you are so funny!"
He wanted me to take a stand. No matter if I said it was cool to stop a car to save a dog, or that it was funny to stop a car to save a dog, or even that it was both cool and funny, he could use this to provoke conflicts and create topics.
This is a trick I learned from online forums. When discussing, if you don’t want to be caught by the other party, you can express your opinions vaguely in this way. It seems to have deep meaning but actually means nothing. I don’t believe that I am talking nonsense. , Zhao Yao can still find ways to ask tricky questions.
After being pinched by the class monitor, I stopped saying the word "school beauty", but I felt dissatisfied. I thought to myself, "When school starts, you can be the school beauty even if you don't want to!"
Officer Ma and Xiao Zhang, a criminal police officer and a civilian policeman, also cast admiring glances at me - I have the courage to express my opinions, don't I deserve admiration? However, the two of them may be under too much work pressure and are not good at expressing their feelings. Their admiration is mixed with a little contempt.
Officer Ma and Xiao Zhang, a criminal police officer and a civilian policeman, also cast admiring glances at me - I have the courage to express my opinions, don't I deserve admiration? However, the two of them may be under too much work pressure and are not good at expressing their feelings. Their admiration is mixed with a little contempt.
I angrily snatched away the microphone held by Zhao Yao.
"Have you seen the Swiss flag? Its size is 111 mm, which is the largest model of Swiss Army Knife! The knife on the market is called the 'Centurion'!"
Zhao Yao was overjoyed, "Then, tell the national audience quickly, what results did you, a volunteer, think about when you stopped a car to rescue a dog?"
Zeng Laoliu on the opposite side said: "That's why I told you to be funny!"
Before Zhao Yao and the cameraman recovered from the shock, I continued to unfold the various components of the saber one by one. The tone of the introduction should be as exaggerated as possible, as disgusting as possible.
So I smiled sincerely, and then replied solemnly: "Although I have thought about the result, I can't say it, because my Chinese teacher said it well: eating buns that have been chewed by others does not taste good. So I hope the TV The audience in front of me can think independently and don’t listen to my opinions and create preconceived ideas. Thank you!”
I smiled in front of the camera. There were no vegetable leaves left on my newly cleaned teeth. I looked like the people selling toothpaste in the advertisements.
"Wow~~~~~It also includes a bottle opener, a can opener, a cork drill, a screwdriver, pliers, a hacksaw, a wire stripper, scissors, a lamp, a ballpoint pen, a magnifying glass, a toothpick... Look here! Look here! Look here! here!"
I angrily snatched away the microphone held by Zhao Yao.
Mrs. Xu almost quarreled with Zeng Laoliu again. At this time, Officer Ma's eyelids were trembling and he waved to Zhao Yao and said: "You go outside to interview other volunteers. They are taking care of the dogs. They must have a lot to say. Don't It will delay us from reaching a purchase and sale agreement.”
Zhao Yao's face turned pale with anger. While I was fascinated by playing with the Swiss Army Knife, he took his microphone back and whispered to the cameraman: "Xiao Wang, cut this part when you get back!"
No! In order to disgust Zhao Yao, I made a random advertisement, but you, the little policeman, were tempted! This is not for sale! It's a diplomatic gift from Brother Melancholy! Xiaoqin finally returned it to me a few days ago!
Mrs. Xu almost quarreled with Zeng Laoliu again. At this time, Officer Ma's eyelids were trembling and he waved to Zhao Yao and said: "You go outside to interview other volunteers. They are taking care of the dogs. They must have a lot to say. Don't It will delay us from reaching a purchase and sale agreement.”
"Well, where can I buy it?"
I stared into Zhao Yao's expectant eyes, nodded "hmm" in agreement, then lowered my body slightly and took out the Swiss Army knife that had been dormant for a long time in my trouser pocket.
Zhao Yao looked at the dozen or so volunteers surrounding the large truck in the square and hesitated a little. I quickly held up the Swiss Army Knife and squeezed into the camera again, saying with great emotion:
Zhao Yao's face turned pale with anger. While I was fascinated by playing with the Swiss Army Knife, he took his microphone back and whispered to the cameraman: "Xiao Wang, cut this part when you get back!"
The former school beauty of No. 28 Middle School paid great attention to her image in the eyes of boys. In addition to dressing up fashionably, she also actively participated in debate competitions, recitation competitions, and singing competitions, and served as the host of the flag-raising ceremony. Take any opportunity to shine.
"Whether traveling at home or surviving in the wild, he is a good helper for his master! As a pure man, how can you not give one? Do you have the nerve to say that you are a pure man if you don't have one?"
The subtext is: the more extreme the opinion, the better, and the more explosive the better. He wants me to yell at the dog dealers, and then provoke the Zeng brothers to attack me on the spot, and then film the scene and broadcast it on the news to attract attention. .
I angrily snatched away the microphone held by Zhao Yao.
"Don't go!" I shouted at Zhao Yao's back, "My Swiss Army Knife has many functions, and I haven't finished showing them to the national audience! Look at this nail file! It's very useful! I just used it !”
I blinked through my sunglasses, "Is it really okay to say anything?"
This is a trick I learned from online forums. When discussing, if you don’t want to be caught by the other party, you can express your opinions vaguely in this way. It seems to have deep meaning but actually means nothing. I don’t believe that I am talking nonsense. , Zhao Yao can still find ways to ask tricky questions.
After all, I have acted in movies and TV dramas, so I have some experience in following the camera. The photographer tried several times to exclude me from the camera, but all ended in failure.
"Who cares about being on your TV!" I took Zhao Yao's microphone in my hand and shouted at the camera, "Our school beauties have plenty of opportunities to be on TV! There is no need for you to be beautiful on the outside or on the inside." Come promote it! Our school beauty... Ouch!"
She might indeed be able to stop a car and rescue a dog just to be on TV. She would also put on a charming smile for the camera, follow her pre-scripted script, and say something beautiful to express her inner beauty— But the monitor doesn’t! The squad leader really likes dogs, and is not afraid of getting dirty or tired. If his hunter aura hadn't scared the dogs in the cages, now the squad leader would definitely not be sitting at the negotiation table, but would be taking care of sick dogs with Xiao Ding and the others. !
Zhao Yao's face turned pale with anger. While I was fascinated by playing with the Swiss Army Knife, he took his microphone back and whispered to the cameraman: "Xiao Wang, cut this part when you get back!"
Officer Ma and Xiao Zhang, a criminal police officer and a civilian policeman, also cast admiring glances at me - I have the courage to express my opinions, don't I deserve admiration? However, the two of them may be under too much work pressure and are not good at expressing their feelings. Their admiration is mixed with a little contempt.
"Who cares about being on your TV!" I took Zhao Yao's microphone in my hand and shouted at the camera, "Our school beauties have plenty of opportunities to be on TV! There is no need for you to be beautiful on the outside or on the inside." Come promote it! Our school beauty... Ouch!"
At this time, Ma Huiyu called back. She and Mr. Niu discussed buying a dog, and it seemed that there was a result.
"I don't know how to pronounce this line, but it means that this is Victorinox's military knife. Together with another Vigo military knife, it is called the only authentic Swiss Army knife brand!"
"Yes, it's very funny," Zeng Laoliu echoed, "It's just so funny."
Finally, Zhao Yao said helplessly: "Let's go interview volunteers outside first and come back later."
"I think it's a very 'funny' behavior." Officer Ma said sarcastically across the street.
It wasn't until Zhao Yao was so angry that I, the "advertising king", walked out of the restaurant that I sat down in my seat with satisfaction. Before I could put away the Swiss Army knife in my hand, the policeman Xiao Zhang standing next to him suddenly turned slightly red. He opened his mouth and asked:
"Whether traveling at home or surviving in the wild, he is a good helper for his master! As a pure man, how can you not give one? Do you have the nerve to say that you are a pure man if you don't have one?"
Zhao Yao's face turned pale with anger. While I was fascinated by playing with the Swiss Army Knife, he took his microphone back and whispered to the cameraman: "Xiao Wang, cut this part when you get back!"
"I think it's a very 'funny' behavior." Officer Ma said sarcastically across the street.
"Yes, it's very funny," Zeng Laoliu echoed, "It's just so funny."
She might indeed be able to stop a car and rescue a dog just to be on TV. She would also put on a charming smile for the camera, follow her pre-scripted script, and say something beautiful to express her inner beauty— But the monitor doesn’t! The squad leader really likes dogs, and is not afraid of getting dirty or tired. If his hunter aura hadn't scared the dogs in the cages, now the squad leader would definitely not be sitting at the negotiation table, but would be taking care of sick dogs with Xiao Ding and the others. !
I was so excited at the time that I almost didn't say "Only 998! Only 998! I bought a Swiss Army Knife and took it home."
"Don't go!" I shouted at Zhao Yao's back, "My Swiss Army Knife has many functions, and I haven't finished showing them to the national audience! Look at this nail file! It's very useful! I just used it !”
So I smiled sincerely, and then replied solemnly: "Although I have thought about the result, I can't say it, because my Chinese teacher said it well: eating buns that have been chewed by others does not taste good. So I hope the TV The audience in front of me can think independently and don’t listen to my opinions and create preconceived ideas. Thank you!”
While twisting me at an angle that no one else could see, she made an extremely serious expression. No reporter, policeman, or dog dealer noticed her little move.
Finally, Zhao Yao said helplessly: "Let's go interview volunteers outside first and come back later."
It wasn't until Zhao Yao was so angry that I, the "advertising king", walked out of the restaurant that I sat down in my seat with satisfaction. Before I could put away the Swiss Army knife in my hand, the policeman Xiao Zhang standing next to him suddenly turned slightly red. He opened his mouth and asked:
"Yes!" I said in surprise.
Humph, I just failed to show off my saber in various ways, and I was suffocated to death! This time I finally showed off to the national audience that Sajia’s life is worth it.
Zhao Yao was extremely happy, with a smile on his face, and urged: "There is nothing to be embarrassed about! Just say whatever you want! Young people must be brave enough to express their opinions!"
Before Zhao Yao and the cameraman recovered from the shock, I continued to unfold the various components of the saber one by one. The tone of the introduction should be as exaggerated as possible, as disgusting as possible.
"Well, where can I buy it?"
I blinked through my sunglasses, "Is it really okay to say anything?"
"Whether traveling at home or surviving in the wild, he is a good helper for his master! As a pure man, how can you not give one? Do you have the nerve to say that you are a pure man if you don't have one?"
Zeng Laoliu on the opposite side said: "That's why I told you to be funny!"
He wanted me to take a stand. No matter if I said it was cool to stop a car to save a dog, or that it was funny to stop a car to save a dog, or even that it was both cool and funny, he could use this to provoke conflicts and create topics.
Eh? You dog dealer keeps up with the times! Internet buzzwords are not inferior to our students!
I subconsciously protected the Swiss Army Knife, pretending that no one could take it away from me.
I blinked through my sunglasses, "Is it really okay to say anything?"
Officer Ma and Xiao Zhang, a criminal police officer and a civilian policeman, also cast admiring glances at me - I have the courage to express my opinions, don't I deserve admiration? However, the two of them may be under too much work pressure and are not good at expressing their feelings. Their admiration is mixed with a little contempt.
No! In order to disgust Zhao Yao, I made a random advertisement, but you, the little policeman, were tempted! This is not for sale! It's a diplomatic gift from Brother Melancholy! Xiaoqin finally returned it to me a few days ago!
Finally, Zhao Yao said helplessly: "Let's go interview volunteers outside first and come back later."
He wanted me to take a stand. No matter if I said it was cool to stop a car to save a dog, or that it was funny to stop a car to save a dog, or even that it was both cool and funny, he could use this to provoke conflicts and create topics.
"You can say whatever you want!" Zhao Yao nodded, "Dongshan News Station attaches great importance to press freedom! Don't have any scruples!"
"You're the one who's so funny!" Mrs. Xu retorted, "Your whole family is so funny!"
Next, I first opened the main knife, which is also about 111 mm long, and let the camera take a picture of the words "VICTORINOX" on the root of the bright main knife.
Humph, I just failed to show off my saber in various ways, and I was suffocated to death! This time I finally showed off to the national audience that Sajia’s life is worth it.
Eh? You dog dealer keeps up with the times! Internet buzzwords are not inferior to our students!
I subconsciously protected the Swiss Army Knife, pretending that no one could take it away from me.
Humph, I just failed to show off my saber in various ways, and I was suffocated to death! This time I finally showed off to the national audience that Sajia’s life is worth it.
Zhao Yao looked at the dozen or so volunteers surrounding the large truck in the square and hesitated a little. I quickly held up the Swiss Army Knife and squeezed into the camera again, saying with great emotion:
"Yes!" I said in surprise.
"Whether traveling at home or surviving in the wild, he is a good helper for his master! As a pure man, how can you not give one? Do you have the nerve to say that you are a pure man if you don't have one?"
Next, I first opened the main knife, which is also about 111 mm long, and let the camera take a picture of the words "VICTORINOX" on the root of the bright main knife.
At this time, Ma Huiyu called back. She and Mr. Niu discussed buying a dog, and it seemed that there was a result.
"Have you seen the Swiss flag? Its size is 111 mm, which is the largest model of Swiss Army Knife! The knife on the market is called the 'Centurion'!"
I won't be fooled, this is not the first time I've seen his ability to talk nonsense.