“Dog lovers of the world unite!!”
"Chengguan don't be so arrogant!!"
It turned into a foreign-related incident! If it doesn’t work well, it might make national news. If it’s not handled properly, CNN in the United States and BBC in the United Kingdom might report it! How can you think about anything else
"Pentthes! Pentheus!" Amy called the bodyguard's name super loudly. In fact, Pentheus was less than 3 meters behind her.
However, although the scene was ridiculous, Officer Ma, who had just announced that he would take the squad leader away to the police station for questioning, suddenly became very ugly.
"There are roundworms in dog shit." The word "roundworm" has still not been corrected. Wherever this word is used, it is completely wrong.
"What did you say?" Aunt Ren said, clasping her hands in front of her chest, "Do you believe I can add a 720-degree backflip martial arts move to you?"
Even so, among the American cast and crew present today, apart from Amy, the one who speaks the most fluent Chinese can really only recommend Kyle, so he became the Chinese spokesperson for the American dog rescue group. Pooh also went with them, but she was just joining in the fun. Aunt Ren asked Pooh not to protest among Americans after arriving, but to ensure that the protest was a completely American group, otherwise the effect would be reduced.
"Put down the potatoes! We're here to beat the dogs!!"
"It's easy to get roundworms from eating dogs." Pooh added a grass prefix to the right side of the word "roundworm". I wonder what this roundworm has to do with Kong Yiji's fennel beans.
The director had obviously told him not to alert the media before he came out, but not only did reporters from Dongshan News Station come, but he also somehow attracted foreign dog fans, and 50 of them showed up as soon as he arrived.
"Shit is man's best friend". After Pooh wrote a few slogans, he ran out of new words, so he copied Aunt Ren's slogan. However, because he had written smoothly before, he accidentally wrote "is" instead of "shit". It seemed very shameful to correct it in front of Americans, so they bullied most foreigners who couldn't read Chinese characters (Kyle's reading level was no better than a primary school student) and left it on the protest sign openly.
"Dogs like to eat shit," said a fat white American holding a sign. He didn't know what the sign he was holding meant, but his expression was quite impassioned.
The Chinese characters on the sign held by the makeup artist were written by Aunt Ren. The font is still and dynamic, which is quite eye-catching.
“Dog lovers of the world unite!”
I couldn't help but snicker at the sight of Officer Ma sweating profusely as he faced a formidable enemy.
"Eh? Killing dogs in the street? In the expressway service area near us?" Pooh swallowed the cookie in three mouthfuls and scraped the crumbs from the corners of his mouth with his fingers. "Is Ye Lin's news reliable? What do I think? Even if you kill a dog, you won’t kill it on the highway?”
"Huh, damn it! You fight against me every day!" Amy complained that among the American actors, she was the only one who couldn't leave the set.
"Leave the dog on a leash!" Kyle immediately took the lead and shouted loudly after discovering the security guards and volunteers who were confronting each other, as well as the many dog cages pulled out of the large truck.
"Dogs are man's best friend."
In addition to admiring Chinese culture, he also admired Japanese culture, so he found an American tattoo artist and tattooed the Chinese character for "Samurai Soul" on his arm. Of course, Kyle asked Amy to write that Chinese character for her. Amy deliberately wrote the word "hemorrhoids" as "hemorrhoids", causing him to accidentally become a young man with hemorrhoids. To this day, no one has the heart to tell him the truth.
"Put down the potatoes! We're here to beat the dogs!"
"Ms. Ren, two representatives are not enough!" Kyle said urgently, "Three representatives are not enough! I heard that China's urban management is very powerful! We are all well-known in the United States. If there are too few people, we will be slapped by the urban management!" "
"Don't be so arrogant as urban management!" Kyle mistook the uniformed security guard for urban management.
"Leave the dog on a leash!!" Other Americans also imitated Kyle's pronunciation with a southern accent.
As a result, he just learned how to write the word "soul" today, so he pieced together other protest signs and the tattoos on his arms and wrote on his own protest sign:
Kyle didn't understand the situation and thought that any mass incident in the city would be handled by the urban management as the "city manager".
What a sentence that makes no sense! And what kind of soul is the "hemorrhoid soul"? It turns out that "The List of Gods" says that people have three souls and seven souls, and one of them lives in hemorrhoids! Then you still dare to go for hemorrhoid surgery? If you have hemorrhoids cut off, you will lose your mind!
"The dog ate the roundworms in its feces again." I wonder if it was because Pooh had just eaten snacks. She focused on emphasizing the dangers of eating dogs. She didn't care whether others could still eat these heavy-flavored slogans after reading them. Serve the meal.
Just like Director Cao said, the film and television city is really close to the expressway service area. There are more than 50 blond hair, blue eyes, brown hair, blue eyes, brown hair and black eyes... In short, they don't look like Americans at first glance, holding up various Chinese characters. The protest signs came all the way.
"Leave a dog under the knife, and the hemorrhoid soul will be invincible."
With a longing for the mysterious Eastern culture, Kyle has been studying Chinese and Japanese diligently. His recent fluency in Chinese is no longer comparable to before. However, because he hired Chinese teachers from four different provinces, his Chinese is full of dialects. Such a high-end, foreign-style handsome guy speaks Northeastern, Henan, and Changsha dialects as soon as he speaks... which greatly reduces his fashionability. Moreover, he is greedy for more than master, and has a tendency to master more dialects. He has already mixed his hodgepodge of Chinese. When cancer reaches its advanced stage, any Mandarin teacher will immediately give up treatment after hearing this.
Damn, your pronunciation of the last sentence in Chinese is slightly standard! You are a capitalist degenerate, but you plagiarize famous communist slogans. Marx has underground knowledge and will not let you go!
"Put down the potatoes and become a Buddha immediately!"
"Asshole! Tell her not to eat! Hurry up and be my representative! There will be plenty of opportunities to eat snacks and other things in the future!"
Aunt Ren thought about it with me. In modern China, there has always been an unreasonable system: foreigners are treated better than their own citizens. Therefore, a purely American protest group will achieve better protest results than a mixed group of Chinese people.
"Look! It's really the city management!" Kyle interjected from the side, "You guys were arguing with me just now, saying that your opponent was not the city management! Quickly give me the body armor and braces! We have to be prepared to bleed. It’s possible to punch the dog out from under the potato!”
"Put down the potatoes and become a Buddha immediately!!"
The silver-haired American director came to act as a peacemaker, and finally decided to let Kyle, who could no longer sit still, and most of the American cast and crew go to the highway service area to protest against the evil deeds of the dog dealers, in order to prevent Amy from taking advantage of the opportunity. I was lazy and left Amy behind to shoot some single shots with Aunt Ren and other Chinese staff.
So Pooh was called out of the RV restaurant with half a piece of almond meringue in his mouth. The French chef had never been able to make this dessert for Amy because Amy was allergic to almonds. Today Pooh came over to eat it. It was so delicious that he was very moved.
It is said that as China's urbanization process is in full swing, the name of urban management has also spread across the ocean, adding a new word "Chengguan" to the English language, which is basically the Chinese pinyin.
When this group of foreigners entered the expressway service area, the eyes of the onlookers almost dropped, not only because they looked like the Eight-Nation Alliance Army, but also because the protest signs they held were too nonsense. Although the Chinese characters on the protest signs clearly stated their intentions, there was still a lingering sense of dissonance.
After all, Kyle wrote his protest sign himself.
"Hmph, I think Ye Lin exaggerated the matter deliberately," Aunt Ren said with squinted eyes, "If something really happened, it would probably be to stop a car to save the dog. How could an ordinary vendor kill a dog in a highway service area? "
Pentheus replied: "Miss Winnie had a lot of fun watching the filming at first, but later she found that both the lines and the communication between the drama staff were in English, and she couldn't understand it, so she went back to the RV to eat snacks..."
"Where is Winnie? Didn't I bring her to visit the set today? I can't go to the expressway service area, so I asked her to be my representative and go with the others!"
"Don't let those foreigners conflict with the security team!" Officer Ma hurriedly ordered policeman Xiao Zhang, but immediately realized that there was only one policeman alone, and added: "Contact the nearest public security bureau to ask for police support! You must not Let the situation escalate further!"
The reason was that Aunt Ren suspected that Amy might be lying. Compared with Aunt Ren, who was slightly injured and could not leave the line of fire, Amy would seize any opportunity to avoid work.
On some other brands written by Pooh, the fonts are crooked, like cockroaches crawling, and sometimes there are typos.
Amy had no choice but to pout and sulk. Even if she was hanging on a wire rope, she would fail a 360-degree backflip N times. If she switched to 720 degrees, the crew would not have to do anything else but watch her make a fool of herself all day long.
"China is indeed a mysterious and scary place!" Kyle pointed at a dozen bags of Wuchang rice on a small truck and said in a trembling voice, "This truck of rice is actually marked as 'normal rice'. You can imagine And you don’t know how many abnormal rice there are…”
In addition, when Xiao Ding was playing "Grand Theft Auto 4", he discovered that an American game company had produced a skin for the protagonist of "Chinese Urban Management" for download. After using this skin, the protagonist can wear a uniform with the Chinese word "urban management" printed on the back, drive a new pickup truck of "administrative law enforcement" to Central Park to clean up mobile vendors, and use "white crane to spread its wings" and "black tiger to dig out the heart" crazy Beat up the hot dog vendors to show the American imperialists how powerful Chinese Kung Fu is.
Although a group of Americans, with Kyle as the vanguard, mobilized forces and walked from the film and television city to the highway service area to rescue the dogs, Amy, as the initiator, failed to come.
"Ah, that's it!" Pooh suddenly realized, "And Aunt Ren, you finally speak Chinese, I'm so touched! I'm also surprised, if the dog dealers slaughtered them on the spot in the expressway service area, wouldn't they alert the urban management? "
Are you cheating? You must know that these protest signs are for the Chinese people! "You can easily get roundworms from eating dogs" are just the heavy flavors. What's going on with "dog poop (is) man's best friend"! Which human being would say after stepping in dog shit, "Oh, this is an old friend!"
Aunt Ren knew that the Winnie Amy was talking about was her daughter's classmate Xiong Yaoyue. Winnie had also asked Aunt Ren about it when they first met on the set.
"Just for her to be lazy, she will go through all the trouble for us! We can't let everyone leave! Send at most two representatives over to take a look!"