Zhao Yao endured his swollen cheeks and wiped the sweat from his forehead. Because of his facial injury, his questions were not as sharp as before.
Only very sick cats and dogs will be allowed to be touched by the monitor! There are very few exceptions! If the squad leader forced himself to take care of cats and dogs, it might increase their mortality rate.
So that's definitely why I hate Kyle! You bad guy! You are the bad guy who killed my sister (or brother)! I'm going to poke a little paper man and curse you! I'm going to put thumbtacks in your shoes! I’m also going to post your personal information on a gay dating site so you can get your ass fucked by a gay guy!
The cameraman Xiao Wang said anxiously: "Zhao Yao, what's wrong with you, Zhao Yao! Just hold on, I'll find a doctor for you right away..."
"Shu Sha, you have done a great job this time. What does it matter if you knock out the two front teeth of the little villain? I will help you settle it, so you don't have to worry about it!" Ma Huiyu came back generously after discussing with the police. Tell the monitor.
The squad leader once again expressed his gratitude to Ma Huiyu and others, but instead of being busy taking care of cats and dogs in the service area like Xiaoding's volunteers, he returned to the city with me.
"But sometimes dog heads and human heads are still equivalent! For example, the dog head in "League of Legends", as long as you focus on Q soldiers, don't fight, the remaining HP is wretched under the tower, you are still Q soldiers, and then use Ice Fist, Lan Dun, Energize, Banshee, Bing Xin, and the light shoes enchanted and noisy, finally grew up, and it is not impossible for the dog head to save the world... "
"By the way, comrade reporter, what did you ask me just now? It seems that you said that the sword girl should not be weakened? Eh? What's wrong with you, reporter? Why did you kneel down? I love you!"
"Satisfied! Satisfied! It was my first time to see riot police with my own eyes. It was so fun..."
"Eh? Speaking of which, Dr. Yu promised to upgrade my mobile phone for me, but I have been so busy recently that I forgot about it! After my mobile phone is upgraded, will it be able to play various high-end games? I will be a high-end player from now on! All low-end players, please go play with me!"
"That's right! I'll have to rely on you little volunteers next time!" Mrs. Xu happily agreed, "If the family named Luo wants you to pay compensation, then I will be responsible for it, Sister Xu! What happens to the dog next time?" If you are in trouble, you have to follow us and come out to fight the bad guys!"
"Shusha, if you want to leave, go ahead." Xiao Ding said understandingly, "Anyway, if you stay here, the cats and dogs will treat you..."
After saying that, I called the squad leader and Winnie and asked them to follow me to the other end of the square, away from Kyle, the man-eating devil.
Zhao Yao had been slapped twice today and was very angry, but now he was hit again by Pooh, making him faint from anger!
“…”
"In that case, Sister Xu, don't force yourself to make things difficult for others." Ma Huiyu clearly read some of the squad leader's thoughts. She was slightly disappointed, but still said with good feelings:
"Ye Lin? You cheated again! You look so cool wearing sunglasses! Why didn't you get involved with Ms. Ren's daughter?"
"I'm sorry, I may not participate in the activity of stopping cars to rescue dogs next time... I always feel that this is not the solution, and it will also cause trouble to many other people on the highway... "
"Well, don't you think it's too exaggerated to send out riot police? Don't you think this is a manifestation of Zhuanzhi?"
"Okay! I won't talk about it anymore! Anyway, under the current system, long-range blood-stealing has been weakened a bit! Take Dolan's Blade for example! Why did it change to restore 5 blood points in melee and 3 points in long-range! It turns out they are all the same!”
He turned his head in a kneeling position and said to the cameraman behind him:
The squad leader first expressed his gratitude to Ma Huiyu and Xu Fupo, and then said apologetically:
Anyway, stay away from my sister! Otherwise I will expose your evil deeds to the whole world! Anyway, I will never forgive you!
It's completely the work of a despicable person! How could I, a Spartan of steel and steel, have such thoughts? Kyle must be sorry for me somewhere! It must be his fault! In addition to causing the Yutu lunar rover to malfunction, Kyle must have done other bad things!
"Don't look for a doctor!" Zhao Yao woke up with a shudder, his eyes rolled up, and he looked like he would lose consciousness again at any time.
But it was definitely a digression. I didn’t expect that I would meet my opponent in the field of digression that I was best at.
correct! The baby in Aunt Ren’s belly will miscarry, and it’s all Kyle’s fault! In the early stages of pregnancy, Aunt Ren once forced Kyle to hit her abdomen as a demonstration. As a result, although Aunt Ren removed Kyle's punch, the fetal air moved and she immediately ran to the grass to vomit!
What a good disguise! The acting skills of pretending to be a good guy are outrageous! No wonder the FBI didn’t find out that you were the real culprit of the 9/11 incident, and didn’t know that President Lincoln died at your hands!
In addition, the heroine of "Inception" came out as gay, Wang Feng was unable to make headlines, there was an earthquake in Xinjiang, and the 91-year-old former president of Poland was caught having an affair... It's all your responsibility! After the anti-pornography campaign in Dongguan, the whereabouts of three members of the HHH Hobby Club are unknown, and it is also your responsibility!
While Ma Huiyu was talking to the squad leader, Pooh couldn't sit still, so he ran to the corner of the square and took the initiative to accept an interview with Zhao Yao.
After Zhao Yao was expelled by the police, he couldn't find a suitable interview subject for a while. Weniken came forward on his own initiative, which was what he wanted.
She excitedly made a scissor hand gesture to the camera, smiling so much that her two pairs of tiger teeth were fully exposed.
"This classmate, what are you talking about..." Obviously Zhao Yao is not proficient in online games.
"This student, in the volunteer team just now, someone shouted 'Kill a dog to pay for his life' and 'Replace the dog's head with a human head'. Do you support this kind of remarks?"
Anyway, Kyle is the male protagonist of the series "Legend of the Magic Cauldron", and Amy is the female protagonist. Although you two belong to different camps in the first season and there is not much overlap, when the filming of the second season starts, you will definitely be with Amy. There will be more scenes with rivals, and you can take advantage of my sister in a grand way!
The most disgusting thing is that Kyle, a guy who commits murder and arson, commits all kinds of evil, actually pretends to be a good guy and greets me familiarly every time he sees me.
"Transfer? What transfer?" Pooh didn't hear clearly, blinked and wondered, "Can riot police change their profession?"
Pooh picked up a willow leaf casually in her mouth. She felt that she had picked up an opportunity to be on TV, so she was very happy.
I don’t know why, but I got angry when I saw him. When I saw him, I thought of a motorcycle he often rode. Then I connected it with the Swiss Army Knife in my trouser pocket, and naturally combined the Swiss Army Knife and the motorcycle. Run to the set, scratch the surface of his motorcycle and put some air in the tires.
I took a step forward and spoke for the squad leader: "Well... we will start school in 10 days. We will face the high school entrance examination in the third grade of junior high school. We are quite busy studying, so I am afraid that our squad leader will not have time to participate in such activities... "
Pooh was frothing as he spoke. He didn't even hear what the other party said clearly before he agreed:
What Winnie is talking about is the LOL hero "Desert Death". Because he has the shape of the Egyptian Anubis, he is nicknamed "Dog Head". Zhao Yao has never played online games, so of course he has no idea what Winnie is talking about.
"The Big Mouth has also been weakened! We finally have someone in our team who is good at the Big Mouth, and this time we have to train other heroes again!"
The squad leader gave me a grateful look, and I knew that she no longer participated in stopping cars to rescue dogs, not just because school was about to start.
"In many games, you can only change jobs after level 18!" Pooh suddenly frowned, "After completing the job transfer mission, you still have to do the awakening mission, which will break your legs! Speaking of which, Sanda requires too much equipment to change jobs. Do you want to play Qigong? Woolen cloth?"
"Shoot me! Let everyone see how dedicated journalists sacrifice their lives... Go back and tell the station manager that I was beaten to death by riot police! Even if I die, I will still make news..."
Kyle felt aggrieved and scratched his flaxen hair in confusion, his dark brown eyes full of confusion.
Go to hell! I want to curse you to eat instant noodles without seasoning packets, buy cans without ring tabs, buy milk tea without straws... In short, you will be unlucky in everything you do!
"It is right for students to focus on learning, but if you have time, you can also pay attention to our volunteer forum. In addition, if you often go to Love Pet Hospital to volunteer, we may still have the opportunity to meet again."
"In addition, I also want to say that mobile games are now more and more demanding in terms of configuration. If I don't change my mobile phone, I won't even be able to play "Gongbao Granny". I hope game manufacturers will consider the mood of low-end players like us..."
"That's not possible!" Pooh said seriously, "How can dogs and people be equal in price? I heard that many Tibetan mastiffs are sold for hundreds of thousands, but no one has paid hundreds of thousands to buy me..."
Zhao Yao was so thunderous that he almost fell to his knees. At this moment, Pooh suddenly laughed again, scratched the band-aid on the bridge of his nose and said:
"Oops! I digressed! Sorry, sorry!" Pooh admitted his mistake to Zhao Yao as if he was dreaming, "I will say something related to rescuing dogs! It's not easy to be on TV!"
"You don't need to worry about it!" I glared, "A bad person like you will not end well!"
"What a rip-off! It's enough to weaken Sword Girl. Why do I need to nerf other heroes? Fortunately, the heroes I'm good at haven't been nerfed yet..."
"I'm talking about an incident of this level..."
"Ah! It seems that I have forgotten more than one thing! I haven't done my summer homework yet! But there are still 10 days until school starts, so it should be in time, right? Just wait for two more days..."
However, apart from Kyle, the other American volunteers are still worthy of thanks. At least because of their appearance, the squad leader was saved from the trouble of being taken to the police station for questioning. Ma Huiyu also played an important role in it. It seems that she contributed He took the responsibility for the squad leader's flying rocks and hurt people, and because the squad leader was a minor, the major issue was reduced to a minor matter.
"Excuse me, are you a volunteer who came here to rescue the dog? Are you satisfied with the police's handling?"
"Can you stop talking about online games?" Zhao Yao almost begged, "Can you tell me your views on the current system?"
Although objectively speaking, I called the American protest group indirectly, and Kyle, the pioneer who can speak Chinese, also played a crucial role - but I just don't have a good impression of him.
"How can you back down!" Mrs. Xu said anxiously, "You have such good eyesight and are so smart. You will become a capable member of the volunteers in the future!"