"Okay..." Xiaoqin pouted and tried to open the window, but I don't know whether she was affected by dysmenorrhea or deliberately pretending to be weak. It was very difficult to open the window. In the end, I helped open the window.
The fat sparrow in the birdcage looked at me with a very aggrieved look, as if to say: My injury has healed, but she still refuses to let me go.
Xiaoqin lowered her head and said coquettishly: "You're welcome, this is what I should do."
Xiaoqin has a poor appetite and doesn't eat much. I cleaned two-thirds of the dumplings. I hope Aunt Ren won't notice this abnormality, right? To be honest, I felt a little guilty when I secretly came to see Xiao Qin behind Aunt Ren’s back. Although I was just here to take care of Xiao Qin who had dysmenorrhea, I didn’t intend to steal anything from Xiao Qin...
"If classmate Ye Lin is willing to listen to my confession every day, then it doesn't matter how many times a day! I'm sorry, I was wrong, please forgive me, whatever you ask me to do, I will keep saying it until classmate Ye Lin is satisfied!"
I was enjoying the game when Xiaoqin suddenly put the controller on the carpet with a look of horror on her face. The character she controlled was immediately killed by me.
"It's disgusting!" Xiao Qin protested, "Classmate Ye Lin clearly knows that I am afraid of bugs, and yet he still mentions those things! Classmate Ye Lin has liked to scare me with bugs since I was a child. It's so evil! You should learn from me. Be a caring person who loves animals..."
"Don't mention it anymore," I said confidently. "From now on, as long as you don't take the initiative to mention your dark history as a bully, I won't mention it to you either - this sparrow seems to have returned to normal a long time ago. , It’s not windy outside now, let’s let it go as soon as possible.”
"Did Ye Lin see it?" Xiaoqin pointed at the sparrow proudly and said, "This morning I came to my mother's room to look for something. It happened that there was a strong wind outside, and a sparrow was blown against the window glass and knocked unconscious. On the outdoor unit of the air conditioner, and then... "
No one feeds sparrows ice cream! You can't eat ice cream because you have a stomachache, so why don't you feed the ice cream to the sparrows? This sparrow is so fat and you feed it ice cream. You are responsible for it not being able to find a male (female) friend!
I think it is very naive for Xiaoqin to believe this even when she is 14 years old, but I did not continue to mock her. It is impossible for her to mature like me immediately. Even my childhood favorite, Optimus Prime, can be temporarily placed with someone else. There, why don't you take it back immediately
"What? What do you mean you broke your defense yourself?"
Are there any animal rights activists like you? The ancients were waiting for rabbits, but you are waiting for sparrows at the window! Who is an animal activist if you wish bad luck to animals
At that moment, Xiaoqin moved slightly, seemingly in preparation for a pursuit, but she finally endured it in front of me.
"I'm sorry..." Xiaoqin apologized to me, "Because I have a stomachache, so I can't do anything. I don't feel pleasure when classmate Ye Lin ravages me, so there's nothing I can do about it..."
I was immediately embarrassed. I didn't expect girls to have such trouble. I was too careless. There was a reason why Xiaoqin couldn't do her best.
Xiaoqin pinched the lace hem of her chiffon top, raised her eyes upward, and said with uneasiness and expectation:
The panic on Xiaoqin's face soon turned into shame. She lowered her head and whispered, "I'm sorry, I pressed the handle too hard when I made the move, which caused me to break my defense..."
"But I haven't finished giving my love yet!" Xiaoqin held the birdcage in her arms with some reluctance, as if it was a valuable jewelry box.
"-Remember to come back and repay your kindness!!"
I learned this set of combos from Pooh in the game center of Henderson Mall. I learned and sold them now, and finally put them to use today.
She cleared her throat at the end and reluctantly opened her mouth to the back of the sparrow as it flew away - I thought she was going to say something like "Don't hit the window again next time", but I didn't expect that what Xiaoqin shouted was actually yes:
I don’t know whether it was because the sound was too loud, which frightened the sparrow, or whether this sparrow had a high IQ and understood the shocking meaning of this sentence. In short, it failed to fly well and almost fell from the air again. Fortunately, it did not fall. In the end, when I finally fell to the height of the second floor, I took off again and flew far away.
Don't get it wrong! Of course it's Brother Optimus Prime! I admit that I have thought about checking where Brother Optimus Prime was hidden by her after taking care of Xiaoqin to sleep. But when I thought about it, the last time I asked Xiaoqin to return Brother Optimus Prime to me, she cried. He looked so sad that he gave up the idea.
"You are denying your dark history! You are now afraid of beetles because you have read too many girls' comics and saw that many heroines are afraid of bugs, so you hypnotized yourself and became afraid of beetles! You will not continue Hypnotize yourself and make yourself believe that you didn’t bully me when you were a kid!”
"Ice cream is not acceptable. As for birds, they probably like to eat caterpillars or beetles..."
Stop talking nonsense! If Aunt Ren hears these words, my legs will be broken! What I ravage is the fighting character you control, not you! Who would ravage a childhood sweetheart when she has menstrual cramps
Xiaoqin was stunned for a moment, as if she was lost in memories of the past.
"Hey, when you kicked me into the river, were you the one who rescued me later?"
Xiaoqin lowered her head and apologized: "It's impossible to forget the past through self-hypnosis. I was very sorry for classmate Ye Lin when I was a child. I kept playing harmless pranks on you. I'm really embarrassed..."
For 14-year-old Xiaoqin, although she is carefully protecting something very important, I have unquestionable ownership of it. Although it does not belong to me now, sooner or later it will belong to me...
"Just, it means I need to change my sanitary napkin..."
"Little Ye Zi! We are prosperous! The popularity of "The Battle of Jinling" is rising steadily, and the evil boy of Jinling has become the spokesperson of the organization that stops cars and rescues dogs!"
"It seems that I have indeed done this kind of thing, but how is it possible? What I am most afraid of now are beetles, and I don't even want to mention their names... Maybe classmate Ye Lin remembered it wrong?"
"Who wants to thank you! If you don't save me, someone will die! Anyway, you are not allowed to forget your past evil deeds! Please examine yourself! You must repent once every day!"
"Don't be too shameless!" I said angrily, "When I was a child, you were the one who put caterpillars and unicorns into the collar of the back of my neck!"
I followed Xiaoqin to Aunt Ren's room, and then I saw a square birdcage on the window sill, with a round, fat, stupid sparrow in it.
You have begun to forget the past! Does kicking me into the river count as "harmless"? I can't swim! When I finally woke up on the shore, my clothes were all wet and I was shivering from the cold... Eh? Was it you who rescued me? I always thought it was others who bravely rescued me, but now that I think about it, it seems that there were no pedestrians by the river at that time...
After that, Xiaoqin cheered up a little and we had a win-or-lose match with me, but I always felt that she didn’t use her full strength.
"Hey! Why aren't you moving!" I complained, "The defense-breaking + rising dragon just now was very good! I think you may be better than Pooh..."
I always felt a little bad, and Aunt Ren found out that I forced her daughter to confess to me every day, so it was time to kick me into the hospital.
"How can the sparrow repay the favor?" I frowned and asked Xiaoqin after closing the window again.
After dinner, Xiaoqin asked me to play Xbox game console with her. Of course I would not refuse this obviously masculine entertainment item.
In order to make Xiaoqin go all out, I stepped up the attack desperately and seized a flaw. The character controlled by Xiaoqin still had half of the health of "Jiami", and I used a set of combos to violently K to death to show my level. It's very high, so there's no need for Xiaoqin to let me go.
Xiaoqin opened the birdcage and pointed the cage opening toward the window. The fat sparrow had already been waiting impatiently. Without a moment's hesitation, it immediately flapped its wings and flew out. It can be described as "escape in a hurry".
"Ding, ding, ding, ding~~~ I rescued it!" Xiaoqin made a V sign of victory with both hands and showed off to me, "I protect the sparrow from the strong wind. I am very caring, right? I am caring. Am I cuter than before?"
When Xiaoqin went to the bathroom, I suddenly received a text message from Director Cao.
Anyway, the fact that I'm taking care of Xiaoqin now has nothing to do with her having Optimus Prime in her hands. I'm just taking the responsibility of leaving her with the root cause of her menstrual cramps and assuming the responsibility of her future adopted brother. Besides, if our parents get married, it's inevitable that we will have to take care of her. If we live together, Xiaoqin's home will be my home from now on. Isn't it easy for me to find Brother Optimus Prime
As if to confirm my words, the sparrow chirped in the birdcage and jumped around, indicating that he was in excellent condition and that even if he immediately went to work on the set of "Angry Birds", it wouldn't be a problem.
"Work hard!" I said dissatisfiedly while holding the wireless controller, "I won if you didn't work hard, what's the point!"
"Hey! I specially took out the ice cream to feed it, but it didn't like eating it very much." Xiaoqin frowned, "Is it because the ice cream is the brand of Nestlé, so the sparrow refuses to eat its own nest? "
Soon it was noon. I knew that Xiaoqin’s family always prepared a lot of frozen dumplings, so I helped Xiaoqin cook a pot of dumplings, and the two of us sat at the dinner table and filled our stomachs.
"(*^__^*) Hee hee... I hope there will be strong winds every day, so that there will always be sparrows knocked unconscious on the glass. I can love animals every day and become a gentle animal protectionist... "
"If you continue to dedicate your love, the sparrows will be fed to death by you with ice cream! Now open the window and let the sparrows go! Otherwise, I will think you are not cute!"
Realizing that blindly letting go of water would not satisfy me, Xiaoqin changed roles and fought with me. The attack became sharper and I was at full power. All kinds of dangers appeared on the screen for a while. Xiaoqin and I shouted and were very involved. , just like a pair of good friends who play games.
"Xiaoqin, have you fed the sparrow anything?"
Inevitably, there were several fierce battles in "Street Fighter 4". Xiaoqin didn't perform very well today, and I actually won a few games from the beginning. I kind of suspected that she deliberately lost to me to emphasize that she was a woman. It is normal for children not to be good at fighting games.
"But, there are cranes in Japan to repay kindness, and there are snail girls in China. It's not impossible for sparrows to want to repay kindness..."
Damn it, he is a villain who commits all kinds of crimes including murder, arson and fire. Why can he be the spokesperson of a car-stopping and dog-rescuing organization? Could it be that you volunteers are getting more serious and planning to commit murder and arson