"First of all, I want to tell you: many mice, when they were injected with your blood extract, did not survive the first tachycardia and died directly, accounting for 90% of the total deaths."
But Pooh is right. My Yellow Wind Monster mobile phone has indeed experienced many disasters, and the shortcomings of domestic copycat phones have gradually been exposed.
"I'm not lying to you," Dr. Yu said, spreading his hands. "It's true that you can upgrade, but it's too troublesome to upgrade. Can't I just buy you a quad-core mobile phone?"
"Why! Is he going to die and not save me? Or is he going to raise the price? I don't have any money to give him!"
"I'll go! Are you two blackmailing me?" Dr. Yu said depressedly, "I bought a mobile phone for Winnie. It can be said that I promised her before, or I wanted to take advantage of her - I bought you a mobile phone for Ye Lin. what happened?"
"What I injected into them was indeed not your blood extract..." Dr. Yu said slowly, "but it was extracted twice from other mice infected with viral heart disease."
"What's going on?" I was very surprised, "Why do these mice seem to be on drugs! Dr. Yu, what you injected into them was not my blood extract, it was just drugs!"
"I don't want to become a brainless person, nor do I want to become a drug, or a euthanasia drug." I said with a grimace, "What should I do next? Is there any reliable way to treat my heart disease?"
"Please help me take a look at this phone. It has many faults. If it is broken and cannot be repaired, you can buy me one too..."
The four white mice shown in the test video were trembling and extremely excited after being injected with the virus. Although I am not an expert on white mice, I can see that they have no symptoms of pain and are actually enjoying themselves.
"Calm down first," Dr. Yu stretched out a hand and shook it. "The occurrence of this kind of situation in rodents does not mean that primates have similar symptoms. Even if your blood extract really has the same effect on humans, it will produce The characteristic of death after pleasure also makes it impossible to become a drug. At most, it is a euthanasia drug... "
For half an hour before death, they seemed to enjoy heaven-like bliss.
"What's the meaning?"
"Dr. Yu! Dr. Yu!" Suddenly someone rushed into the infirmary without knocking on the door, but it was Winnie holding his cell phone high.
I have reason to guess this, because according to Dr. Yu, there were no less than 200 mice in total for the experiment, but only these 4 showed exceptional performance. It is hard to believe that my blood played a role.
"Damn it! I'm basically no longer a human being like that! Whether or not I'm allowed to take the entrance exam is a problem! Being a humanoid euthanasia machine already makes me very distressed! I don't want to become a humanoid computer again!"
First of all, during the battle with the underwear thief Mr. Xu, there was a slight crack in the upper right corner of the phone's screen, but apart from a little light leakage, it basically didn't affect its use.
Dr. Yu's expression seemed to be greatly shocked.
I guess, it’s better to die without surviving the tachycardia! I'd better not appear in front of animal protectors. Although these white mice were not killed by me, they died because of me!
"That's enough!" I stretched out my hand to stop him, "I'd better wait for your senior brother! For someone as confident as you, using the word 'almost' means you're completely clueless! I don't want to become a brainless person!"
Pooh seems to regard Dr. Yu as a mobile phone repairman in the mall. It is really disrespectful to the world's first-class brain surgeons and mechanical engineers who are determined to transform all mankind.
"Well... I also reported the test results to my senior brother. He said he was very confident in curing you, but he doesn't want to treat you yet..."
So you want to delay it for a few more days, let me bleed on time, and save enough experimental materials before you can completely cure my viral heart disease
"Also, Dr. Yu, when are you going to accompany me to buy a mobile phone? Or should I buy it first and you will reimburse me..."
"Hey!?" Pooh pressed the operating bed with both hands and said dissatisfied: "Dr. Yu, you promised last time that you could upgrade my mobile phone from single-core to quad-core! Only then will I tell you Dr. Chen Yingran's phone number The number! It turned out to be a lie to me!"
"This... Although it's not that I can't understand his thoughts, what if I die midway?"
Because of my obsessive-compulsive disorder, the monitor tried his best to persuade me to repair it, and even said he would pay for the repair, but I didn't agree.
"The chip of this mobile phone... has long been banned in the United States. How could it appear here?"
Not a little bit, but a lot higher! Dr. Yu, you are so proud. If your senior brother's purification method is almost the same as yours, you will never admit that the other party's method is better! Your senior brother, nicknamed "Poison King", specializes in pharmacology. Of course he is more professional than you, a guy who knows many technologies!
"Ye Lin, you're here! Did you also ask Dr. Yu to upgrade your phone?" Pooh frowned as soon as he finished speaking, "But doesn't your phone have a lot of problems? You should ask Dr. Yu first before upgrading. Repair it?"
"I don't want to change my cell phone!" Pooh complained. "I recently became friends with rich lady Amy, so I became richer. My parents even suspected that I was dating someone for accompaniment! I was too lazy to explain to them! If I buy a new quad-core mobile phone, they should be even more suspicious!"
Suddenly he used honorifics to Dr. Yu! Pooh, where's your moral integrity? People who don’t know, would really think that you are having a paid relationship with Dr. Yu!
"The so-called secondary extraction is to drain all the blood from the strongest batch of mice that survived the first tachycardia..."
"I don't have time to go," Dr. Yu, who is not a lolita but a mature female, replied, "Let Ye Lin accompany you to buy it anytime. Of course I will pay for it."
I saw that Dr. Yu told me that I was not polite at all, so I was not polite to him. I took out my Yellow Wind Monster mobile phone, handed it to Dr. Yu and said:
"That, that's great!" Pooh was overjoyed, "The fake text message looks a little more realistic! And..."
"I can almost cure you." Dr. Yu blinked rarely when he spoke, "I think the experimental data is complete. Even without the help of my senior brother, I can prepare a medicine that can completely cure you. Only There is a low probability that it will become a brain-damaging drug... "
"So, patients who can't stand the pain can die painlessly as long as they suck my blood? Have I turned into a humanoid mobile euthanasia machine?" I found it difficult to accept.
Only a minute later, Dr. Yu's face became extremely serious.
Later, problems with the battery not being fully charged, rapid power loss, and occasional noise during calls emerged. Pooh had borrowed my mobile phone several times to play games, so he understood these situations.
"My senior brother doesn't want money. He just hopes that you can provide more blood samples for him to do experiments." Dr. Yu rested his elbows on the experimental table and teased a drunk mouse through the cage. "He I have a idiosyncratic habit of digging into pharmacology, so after seeing such interesting experimental results, I wouldn’t want to do further experiments.”
Although he said this verbally, Dr. Yu still took the Yellow Wind Monster's phone and connected it to his Google monocle. As for what detection program was run, Winnie and I couldn't see it at all.
Fang Xin once predicted that my mobile phone would soon malfunction and then save my life. From a chronological perspective, this is indeed the case. It did malfunction first and then accidentally dial 110 to save me. It's still scary to think about it now.
"Quick! When I was playing League of Legends, I saw someone using Big Inventor, and I immediately remembered that Dr. Yu promised to upgrade my phone, but it never happened! Upgrade it for me now! Otherwise, I will forget it again later!"
"It's not that the quality is not up to par..." Dr. Yu took a breath, "but this chip has a hardware backdoor that can monitor the owner's text messages and even phone calls. The person who designed this chip is one of my classmates..."
Chinese copycat manufacturers have always had the habit of purchasing foreign electronic junk with quality issues from the United States. It is understandable that my Huang Feng Monster mobile phone has such substandard chips.
"Eh? Why is it banned from sale? Is the quality not up to par?"
Do not worry! When you are reincarnated as cats and dogs in your next life, I will treat you well! What? Do you think I'm narrow-minded? Why am I so narrow-minded? If you are not convinced, come out and bite me now!
"Hey! Even if your brain is damaged, I will be responsible for installing a mechanical brain on you! It will definitely make your calculation speed explode. You can solve the binary cubic equation in one second. You can be admitted to key high schools and key schools. College is stress-free!”
There is a comic called "Humanoid Computer Angel Heart". It tells the story of a certain otaku who picked up a computer in the shape of a cute girl and lived a life without shame... Who the hell am I! Spartan-shaped computer, if you pick it up, you want it! Stare you to death! Stare you to death with my ferocious eyes!
She couldn't help but support the operating table with both hands, keeping her feet off the ground, as if she was playing pommel horse or parallel bars.
Winnie handed her Samsung mobile phone to Dr. Yu, and then she jumped excitedly on the spot, as if she was impatient and an otaku waiting for the game to be installed. At this time, she also saw me standing in the infirmary.
Then they die.
Dr. Yu came up with an idea: "Just say it's the new mobile phone in the lottery! I can fake China Mobile and send two text messages to your mobile phone. If your parents are not experts, it will still be easy to deceive them!"
Dr. Yu continued: "After draining the blood of those mice, extracting it, and injecting the secondary extract into healthy mice, the situation recorded in the video appeared..."
"Isn't this just a drug? And it's a drug that can kill you if you get too addicted!" I was shocked. "The only thing my dad absolutely prohibited me from doing was not allowing me to take drugs. But in the end, I didn't take drugs. I’ve become a drug myself!”
"It's useless to suck your blood directly. It must be purified and purified to remove most of the blood components while maintaining virus activity. This is the purification method provided by my senior brother. The efficiency is indeed a little higher than the method I came up with... "
Damn it, Dr. Yu, how many mice have you killed these days? Just now I thought there were only more than 200, but now that I have recalculated, there are probably at least 1,000! Dr. Yu, you have achieved the Thousand Rats Killing achievement! You are going to be on the blacklist of the "Animal Rescue Society". Be careful of radical animal protectors coming to assassinate you!
"Because the quantity of secondary extracts was limited, only 4 follow-up tests were conducted. The result was that 100% of the mice died, but there was an unexplainable sense of extreme happiness before death. The subsequent dissection of their brains confirmed my observation guess."
I watched Dr. Yu take out a data cable and connect Pooh's mobile phone to his Google monocle. He did some inspections and then commented: "The chip is too old and it is too troublesome to upgrade. Why don't I buy it for you?" Get a new one!”