Shusha, as a junior high school student representative, started to speak on the podium.
"Your class monitor is getting more and more beautiful as he grows older!"
Eunuch Cao continued from below: "The first grade of junior high school is about foreplay caressing, and the second grade of junior high school is about spreading the legs..."
Eunuch Cao, where is your shame? Do you think I would be happy if you flatter me like this? I have neither the will nor the capital to compete with Shen Shaoyi for the position of school varsity!
The sixth item of the conference was for the parents of a certain student to speak on the stage as a representative of the majority of parents. This student seemed to have made rapid progress last year and won the "Progress Star".
"Nonsense! There are outstanding people in our class. The most beautiful one among the twenty-eight is our squad leader, and the most handsome one is my master, Master Ye..."
"At the beginning of the new semester, we all walked into the campus that we have not seen for many days with hope and longing, excitement and excitement..."
He is really busy. As a researcher at a certain research institute, his workload seems to be no less busy than that of a criminal police officer. Is the monitor’s workaholic tendency inherited from his mother
I feel like the class monitor and the Shu Zhe siblings have both won awards, so it would be more appropriate for their mother to be the parent representative.
"What else are you voting for!" Eunuch Cao muttered, "Why are the school beauties all from our class! Even if Shu Sha is not elected, Gong Caicai will be elected..."
"Gong Caicai is a little short..."
"Exactly," Eunuch Cao curled his lips and said, "My master didn't say anything in advance, but you Class 2 actually put Xu Yan on the list, which shows that you have no vision! If I come to count the votes, I will definitely kick Xu Yan. Yan is kicked off the list, even if my wife is put on the list, she can’t be put on the list!”
When the squad leader was speaking, the auditorium was much quieter than before, especially the many little perverts who had just entered the first grade of junior high school. They looked straight, and a faint green light appeared in the back row of the auditorium.
Eunuch Cao said angrily: "How dare Xu Yan's mere firefly light compete with the sun and moon!?"
"Xiong Yaoyue is a tomboy. If you choose a tomboy to be the school beauty in the 28th School, you will be laughed at by other schools!"
"... The high school entrance examination is the first crossroads in life. It is often said that the first grade of junior high school is the preseason, a warm-up, the second grade of junior high school is the regular season, it is accumulation, the third grade of junior high school is the playoffs, it is a sprint... "
Eunuch Cao was still dissatisfied, "What's wrong with showing too much face? If she showed too much, I might support her..."
After the sitcom, the opening ceremony and the mobilization rally for the third grade of junior high school are finally coming to an end (I have always felt that the word "ji" should be removed from the dictionary, doesn't it mean "and"! There is also the word "ji" in the word "come" of the leader) The word "come" is also a word used only for pretense. Why not change it to the leader "coming" to our school? Wouldn't that be more domineering?) In the end, everyone stood up half-heartedly and took the oath together with Xu Yan. Regardless of whether they were junior high school students or not, they were all included in the oath. It expresses the determination to work hard and work hard for the high school entrance examination.
"Of course!" Eunuch Cao, who was sitting in front of me, replied proudly, "Shen Shaoyi from your Class 2 is the Colonel of the 28th Middle School, and the squad leader of our Class 3 is from the 28th Middle School. The school beauty!"
"Holy shit!" Liu Badui said in surprise, "If Ye Lin runs for the new school president, then I will sign up too! I think I can also fight!"
Xiaoqin murmured below: "Reshape a new self... Why is the second female lead's words so similar to classmate Ye Lin? Isn't classmate Ye Lin's star list system meant to reshape one's childhood sweetheart?"
After the awards for teachers were awarded, it was the students' turn. The list of award-winning students read out by Xu Yan was based on grade, which is the so-called "grade six stars", including "learning star", "progress star", " “Star of Civilization”…
"As for Ren Xiaoqin, someone actually voted for her," Liu Badshui mused, "But the other party voted anonymously and it cannot be counted. They dare not vote with their real names. I'm afraid they are afraid of Ye Lin's retaliation?"
What a coincidence! It's a complete coincidence! Moreover, the star list system is to train you, but the squad leader intends to train me... Bah! Who would be teased by a girl? I am an iron-blooded lone wolf! I will not surrender to any human being!
I kicked the lower end of Eunuch Cao's chair hard, and he quickly shut up.
Liu Badshui was quite impatient and started counting votes for the election of the new school belle.
In addition, Shu Zhe, who has been promoted to the second grade of junior high school, has won the title of three good students. After his sister, he also went on stage to receive the award. It is really a perfect satire of the three good student system.
Liu Badui licked his lips, "You show your face a lot! It's normal to have some regular supporters..."
"Who are the candidates?" I asked.
I turned around to ask Xiaoqin for her opinion. Xiaoqin shook her head anxiously, saying that she did not want to participate in this election.
"Hey, Ye Lin, who do you vote for?" Liu Badshui turned on the recording function of his phone and stretched it out to me like a microphone.
"Okay! Master, if you don't mind, then I will also vote for my wife! My wife's beauty is clearly ahead of Xu Yan's! Why just because Xu Yan shows a little... No, if she shows her face a lot, she can appear on the school beauty list. !”
"Wait!" Eunuch Cao was afraid that the world would not be in chaos. "Since Xu Yan has voted, can Zhuang Ni and Xiong Yaoyue from our class also go up and take a walk?"
"Ye Lin, if you don't mind, I will vote for Xiaoqin." Liu Badui said to me carelessly, "Xiaoqin has been neglected for a long time. You don't let her talk to other boys..."
Xu Yan looked at Shu Sha's back as she stepped off the stage. There seemed to be a cold flame burning in her eyes. She hesitated for a second before announcing to the microphone:
I voted for Xiaoqin. Firstly, I want to encourage her to build up confidence and not be too timid in front of other boys. Secondly... Xiaoqin does not have a strong sense of presence in the 28th class. It is certain that she will lose to the monitor in the election, but She is definitely much prettier than Xu Yan! Xu Yan can be on the list, why can't my Xiaoqin be on the list! Those who chose Xu Yan, you are blind!
Not only is the screenwriting bad, but the acting by the actors is also terrible! It seems that one of the actors and the dean of teachers once came to our class to search for prohibited items. Comrade Xiao Hei, the disciplinary inspection committee member? If you don’t have talent, why don’t you come to act? Get out of the way! Let the professionals do it next time!
Eunuch Cao and Liu Badui were having a very unethical discussion. Xiaoqin fell silent on my right because of her fear of men.
"Isn't it okay if the breasts are big?"
As soon as the words came out of her mouth, Xiao Qin's face turned blood red. She pulled down the hem of her school uniform uneasily, as if she was a little happy, but also very worried.
This is too closed. In order to cure androphobia, maybe there is no harm in participating in more such activities.
"Didn't Zhuang Ni suspend school? She didn't come to the opening ceremony today, did she?"
"The fifth item of the conference is to commend teachers and students who achieved good results last semester!"
"In short, red flowers must be matched with green leaves. It doesn't matter if there are a few companions. I still think Shusha from your class has a high winning rate."
Who doesn’t let her talk to boys? It's because she has androphobia that she can't say!
Soon the conference moved on to the seventh item, which was a sitcom written and performed by the students. It told a vulgar story about a junior high school student who achieved brilliant results in the high school entrance examination after three years of hard work.
"How about the cheerleader of Class 6?" Liu Badui came up with an idea, "Since there are more people, let's just make the list more lively. What's her name? It seems to be a compound surname..."
Shusha won the Discipline Star and went on stage to receive the second award. In fact, I think that instead of calling her "Grade Six Star", it would be more handsome to change her name to "Nandou Six Star". Anyway, Shusha's name is homophonic to a strong person from Nandou Sect.
But I heard that the monitor's mother is still on the plane and can only barely make it to the afternoon parent-teacher meeting, so she will definitely not be able to attend the opening ceremony.
Liu Badui looked at the screen of his mobile phone and read: "The ones currently on the list are Shu Sha, the monitor of your class, Gong Caicai, and Xu Yan, the host of the conference..."
Eh? Is it my imagination? When I said these words, the monitor's eyes seemed to fall on me! Are you mainly reading these sentences to me? Hello! Monitor, you are acting for personal gain! Please be serious in public places! Otherwise I will report you!
Liu Badui slapped his thigh and agreed: "That's right! The former school beauty has graduated, and it's time for No. 28 Middle School to choose a new school beauty! I will hold a vote after the official start of school tomorrow!"
"Okay, just vote for Xiaoqin, I don't mind, I will vote for Xiaoqin too!"
"How dare you care about the woman who is the boss of the campus!?" It seems that for this reason, many prostitutes who tried to get close to Xiao Qin were deterred.
Liu Badshui immediately turned his attention to Xiaoqin beside me. He knew that the "Master's Wife" in Eunuch Cao's mouth was referring to Xiaoqin.
"That's true... What about Zhuang Ni?"
Across the aisle, Liu Badui, sitting on my left, said with envy.
"...Everyone should have the courage to correct their own shortcomings. No matter what you were before, as long as you continue to challenge yourself and improve yourself, I believe you will definitely reshape yourself into a new one..."
Although the squad leader holds a two-page speech script in his hand, he often doesn't read it, and he probably has memorized it by heart.
First, the list of outstanding teachers and outstanding head teachers was announced. The winners had no choice but to go on stage to give acceptance speeches, thank God for the leaders, clichés and no new ideas.
To be honest, I decided to vote for Shusha earlier, but after thinking about it carefully, Shusha does not lack my vote. I estimate that she will be elected as the new school beauty with an absolute advantage (even though she does not want to).
Because Liu Badui is a member of the school basketball team and one of the former "Eighteen Arhats", he is not a stranger to me, and he can make any jokes at will.
Liu Badshui and Eunuch Cao were discussing the election of the new school belle. Shu Sha, the squad leader on the podium, had finished her speech, bowed to the audience, and walked off the podium.
It's true that Zhuang Ni didn't show up. When the class leader held the class meeting yesterday, she also said that Zhuang Ni might attend the opening ceremony. It seems that she broke her promise.
The content of the monitor's speech seemed to have been specially instructed by the school leaders, and it must be centered around calling on everyone to study hard, so it seemed a little scripted.
Anyway, any teacher's award has nothing to do with Teacher Yu. Teacher Yu was sitting on the right side of Shusha's seat, looking quite lonely. She just put on sunglasses and played the song "Two Springs Reflect the Moon".
The idea of a top student is different from others. As soon as other students hear that school is about to start, they immediately rush to the execution ground. How can they be "enjoyed and excited"