I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

Chapter 1002: The clown mourns

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An Lin respected the clown's decision.

Since the clown has decided to attend Bai Yao's wedding, he wants to witness her happiest moment with his own eyes. Then what An Lin and the others can do is to accompany the clown to be tortured.

It is impossible to snatch a marriage. After all, they are not really in love. We can only see how intimate and happy the two parties are at the wedding, and then let go of this obsession.

An Lin decided to stay in Qinghu City, waiting for the wedding day.

Time passed day by day.

Green Fox City is also becoming more and more lively.

The wedding of the noble princess of the white fox family and the young master of the black fox family is just like the wedding of the princess and the prince in a fairy tale, which is enviable and yearning.

This is already considered a major event in the field of good fortune, so creatures of various races went to Qinghu City, and even some friendly sects in the surrounding fields would send people to congratulate them.

The wedding of the two was as grand and dazzling as the wedding of the century.

The night before the wedding.

Fireworks bloom in the night, reflecting the sky brilliantly.

An Lin dismissed Tina, took the clown and Dabai, and headed for the holy place that men yearn for.

Foxy Fairy Pavilion!

Well, this is paradise in a sense.

At the very center of Humeixian Pavilion is a beautiful blue stage in the shape of a water lotus.

A charming fox girl in neon clothes is dancing on it. Her figure is swaying, and every frown and smile can move the blood of the audience around. The art of fox charm is the pinnacle.

Tianzihao Yajian, an excellent viewing position on the stage.

One person and one dog are addicted to watching the dance and cannot extricate themselves. There are several beautiful and sexy fox girls serving beside them, who are warm and fragrant, hugging left and right.

But there is a masked monkey with a unique style of painting. Although his eyes are looking at the dancing girl on the stage, his consciousness is separated from the world, as if he is very indifferent to everything in front of him.

"Oh, clown, you have to enjoy the present moment. Why are you thinking so much? Look at that fox dancer on the stage. She looks beautiful and dances like a charm. Don't you have any interest?" An Lin Noticing that the clown still couldn't keep up with these things, he couldn't help persuading him.

"That's right, the young lady next to me is so nice, gentle and considerate, plump and sexy, brother ugly, are you willing to just ignore them like this? Woof!" Dabai sat on the chair with Erlang's legs crossed, and stretched out his right paw to hug a gorgeous woman. The lovely fox girl persuaded leisurely.

However, the clown was like a stone monkey, facing the extremely provocative dance on the stage, he didn't react at all.

He was listed by An Lin as a key care object, surrounded by a group of fox girls of all kinds, including the pure and lovely fox sister, the shy and lovely fox loli, the sexy and enchanting fox sister, and the savage fox sister. The pungent big lady fox...

They are Yingying Yanyan, using all their skills, with the goal of attacking the clown.

The local tyrant monk beside him said that whoever can win Brother Monkey's favor will reward him with 50,000 spirit stones!

This is definitely a super huge sum of money for the fox girls in the Humei Fairy Pavilion!

"Come on, brother monkey, just have a drink."

"If you want to eat a piece of fruit, I'll feed you, ah..."

"Brother Monkey, please give me a hug, ying ying ying..."

"Why is Brother Monkey wearing a mask? Although he is very domineering, I want to see his dignity."

Hearing this, the clown said helplessly, "I'm afraid that if I take off the mask, I will scare you."

A red fox with a big chest and a thin waist was unconvinced: "How is it possible, Brother Monkey is mighty and domineering, and his figure is strong, just this is enough to give me nine points. No matter what, your face will not scare me. Will be attracted by your stalwart figure, and then fall in love with your appearance."

"That's right, that's right!"

"Brother Monkey, quickly take off the mask."

A group of beauties from the fox clan joined in excitedly.

To open a man's heart, one must first take off his mask of disguise. There are so many guests who drink to relieve their worries, how could they not understand this kind of routine.

They are professionally trained, and the guests have never seen what kind of appearance.

Will be scared? What a joke!

The clown was silent for a while, maybe he really couldn't bear the feeling of being surrounded by a group of fox women, so he said, "Okay, I agree to take off the mask. Why don't we play a game?"

When it comes to games, the fox girls are excited again.

"Yeah!"

"My family likes playing games the most."

"What kind of game? It's too much, I can't do it..."

"The penalty for losing the game is that you can only take off one piece of clothing at most."

Facing the excitement of the fox girls, the clown just smiled lightly and said, "I take off my mask, if anyone can take the initiative to kiss me, I will be with that person tonight."

hiss…

All the fox girls gasped, this is a chance to get 50,000 spirit stones.

In an instant, the atmosphere exploded, and the beautiful fox girls jumped in front of the clown, vying for the best kissing position. If the kiss is slow, the chance will be lost! "

"I, I, Brother Monkey, I want to kiss you!"

"Get out of the way and leave me a place."

"It's too much, this position is mine!"

The clown looked at the fox girl in front of him, reached out and grabbed his mask, and slowly took it off.

A shocking face began to appear in front of the fox girls.

The noisy environment suddenly became quiet.

All the fox girls had their mouths wide open, their beautiful eyes were dull, and even their breathing was half a beat slow.

Those eyes, that nose, that mouth, that face...

So scary!

The clown grinned, "Who wants to kiss me?"

All the fox girls trembled.

"ah… !"

Some fox girls couldn't help it, and screamed in fright.

Some even had their legs go limp and fell to the ground.

The fox girls who were still scrambling to kiss the clown all broke up and fled the scene one after another.

The fox family, who have always pursued a beautiful appearance, was shocked when they saw the clown's face. When they thought of kissing the clown, they were so scared that they didn't even dare to do business, so they ran away.

They are professionally trained, and under normal circumstances, they will not dislike the appearance of customers, unless... I really can't help it!

In the end, only one red-tailed fox girl remained where she was, staring blankly at the clown without running away.

Her mental quality is excellent, and she actually resisted a wave of attacks on her appearance.

At this moment, thoughts in her heart kept churning.

To kiss or not to kiss

Just close your eyes, and you'll be fine in one click, and you'll have fifty thousand spirit stones! !

The clown looked at the red fox girl who hadn't left, and smiled politely rather than awkwardly.

"Hiss..."

See that shocking smile.

The red fox girl trembled, her eyes gradually lost focus, and she passed out.

All the fox girls in the private room were finally killed by the clown, and the whole room became clean.

An Lin: "..."

Dabai: "..."

The clown smiled, showing the lonely expression of a master, and put the mask back silently.

(This book has finally broken through the one thousand chapter mark, thank you true love for your support, thank you for my persistence. <(* ̄▽ ̄*)/)

(end of this chapter)