I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

Chapter 1198: None of them got it right (fourth update)

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"I think Emperor Ziwei has a problem with your view of love. Regarding the question of whether you are worthy or not, as long as you have love..." An Lin couldn't help it, and was talking.

Emperor Ziwei shook his head when he heard the words: "Different identities, different aptitudes, and different ways of doing things will create an invisible but powerful generation gap between the two."

"My aptitude is extremely high. I was three years old with a Taoist body, sixteen years old with a spiritual cultivation, twenty years old with a spiritual transformation, and fifty years old with a Void Return. After a thousand years, I have already joined the Dao..."

"The discussion among peers, they don't understand what I say, and what they say, I feel naive, and I can't play together... With different realms, the circle will also change. I became stronger very fast , the people in my circle keep changing, but who can stay with me all the time?"

"I'm so outstanding. The female monks around me either stay away from me, or approach me with other purposes. Where can there be any true love?"

Emperor Ziwei looked lonely, with a bit of melancholy in his expression.

An Lin: "..."

"It will be even worse after I joined the Dao. My lifespan will be almost infinite. What should I do if my Taoist partner does not join the Dao? If I like her and stay with her, I will have to watch her die from now on." , How painful will this be?"

"The way of heaven is not fair, and if you have not yet reached your qualifications, no matter how hard you try, you will not be able to get along with the Dao... Then my ideal partner can only be found in the Dao Compatible Realm."

"I figured it out, and it seems that all human beings in the Dao realm are men... But I am a straight man, and I am a staunch opponent of interracial love!" Emperor Ziwei said very seriously.

An Lin's face was full of black lines: "So, this is the reason why you are single until now?"

Emperor Ziwei held his hands behind his back, and the aura of a peerless lone wolf exuded again: "You are still young, and it is normal to have some naive thoughts. After you have experienced many things, you will understand my feelings."

"No, I already know why you have been single." An Lin said seriously, "Emperor Ziwei, you are single because you are so outstanding!"

Emperor Ziwei was stunned for a moment, and then his whole expression softened, as if he had found a bosom friend: "Little friend Anlin...you summed it up so well!"

An Lin agreed with a smile on the surface, but sneered in his heart.

This kind of idiot deserves to be single forever!

"However, I'm not hopeless. Chang'e in the Moon Palace is close to joining the Tao. If I can be in love with her and have a pure and beautiful story, maybe I can end my long-term single fate..." Emperor Ziwei He sighed with anticipation again.

"Then I wish Senior Ziwei what he wants to do." An Lin said with a smile.

He smiled, but his heart was full of sympathy.

Emperor Ziwei, you are a straight man, but Chang'e is a lesbian!

The greatest tragedy in the world is this...

Unless you bend yourself, you will be single for the rest of your life!

An Lin thinks that Emperor Ziwei is really interesting, why didn't he find out that his view of love is so weird before? Thanks to the little girl Ziling, he was lucky enough to set foot in Ziwei's emotional world!

"Actually, there is another matter that restricts my pursuit of a partner." Ziwei said again.

An Lin didn't want to hear it anymore, but thinking that Emperor Ziwei had been single for so many years and had no one to confide in, so he forcibly lifted his spirits and cooperated, "Oh, what's the matter?"

"Do you know that if the difference in realm is too big, you can't even have children." Emperor Ziwei said, "This is another reason why I have been single."

"Huh?" An Lin was really shocked this time.

"It is very difficult for a person with advanced cultivation to give birth to offspring. This is well known, because the sperm and eggs of a strong person contain powerful forces. They will collide, but it is extremely difficult to fuse." Emperor Ziwei explained.

An Lin nodded, anyone in the world of cultivating immortals would know this.

"But everyone has overlooked one point, that is, it is even more difficult for couples with huge differences in cultivation to have children!" Emperor Ziwei showed distress, "For example, my sperm is too strong. If I mate with other female monks, the powerful power of sperm will Can blow eggs to pieces! Yes, too weak eggs can't withstand the strength of my sperm, my sperm is too strong, too good!"

An Lin: "..."

Listening to the words of Emperor Ziwei, I always feel that there are ten thousand beasts running wildly in my heart, and I want to complain, but I don't know what to say.

Emperor Ziwei continued: "And vice versa, it doesn't matter if the woman is too strong, the woman's cultivation is advanced, and the man's sperm can't even break through the outer wall of the woman's egg!"

After all, he gave An Lin a meaningful look.

An Lin almost spat out a mouthful of old blood, and was about to get angry and hit someone: "What the hell are you doing looking at me like that?"

Emperor Ziwei didn't get angry, and patted An Lin's shoulder lovingly: "Come on!"

An Lin: "..."

"Come on, little brother An Lin, come on and practice, and strive to break through the outer wall of the egg of the one you love as soon as possible!" A clear and milky voice suddenly sounded.

The surrounding atmosphere fell silent for a moment.

An Lin looked at the cute little girl holding the ancient sword, and was so shocked that he couldn't speak.

Emperor Ziwei was even more frightened, holding Ziling's shoulders, shaking them non-stop, and said anxiously: "Forget it! Forget everything I said before, this is not something you should know at your age! Hurry up!" Forget about it!"

Emperor Ziwei was almost stupefied with fright.

He said hi for a while, but forgot that his goddaughter was listening silently by his side all the time...

An Lin also forgot, so when he heard Zi Ling's words, he was stunned.

"Why did you forget? I think what Daddy said is very reasonable...it has inspired me a lot..." Zi Ling said crisply.

For a narcissistic person like Emperor Ziwei, how could the children he valued be ordinary

Ziling can be said to be a child who is extremely talented and extremely intelligent, so not only can she understand Ziwei's words, but she can also deduce many things from the words, such as An Lin's dilemma...

At this moment, the girl looked at An Lin with sympathy.

That damned sympathetic look! !

An Lin didn't expect to be pitied by a little girl, and it was pity in that aspect... Undoubtedly, he and Ziwei joined the lineup to make Ziling forget everything...

It was already evening when we left Ziwei Pavilion.

An Lin and Ziwei exchanged views on love, and decisively took Ziwei as a negative example, always alert themselves. However, he is not without worries.

For example, the realm gap mentioned by Emperor Ziwei affects the theory of reproductive barrier...

This greatly aroused An Lin's desire to improve his realm, man... definitely can't fail in this kind of thing!

"Xiao Lan, wait for me, I will definitely catch up with you!"

An Lin rekindled his fighting spirit to cultivate immortals, and embarked on the journey again!

(end of this chapter)