I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

Chapter 1457: Be eaten (third update)

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Da Cao'an never thought that he would be uprooted one day.

After enduring countless times of extremely cruel life and death torture, in the midst of life and death again and again, he struggled tenaciously, and finally got some improvement, but he was pulled out and used to cook soup? !

Hit the head

No! !

How could God play tricks on me like this

I don't agree!

I am not reconciled! !

An Lin kept roaring, almost collapsing.

The worst thing is not to be ravaged continuously, but to have hope through struggle after being ravaged, and suddenly a hand from heaven comes and snuffs out hope.

This kind of mental blow can directly destroy a person.

An Lin was still yelling unwillingly, but no one would pay attention to the angry and desperate wailing of a grass.

An uncle happily held a grass and rushed home.

An Lin was thrown into a basket, and there were a few vegetable friends who were also suffering from the same disease.

He saw himself being taken into a small house on a manor.

"Daddy, are you back? What delicious game did you pick today?" A plainly dressed little girl ran out bouncing around, and was a loli tiger pounce on the uncle.

"Hey, Xiaoqin, today's harvest is very good. I also picked a very aura and big grass. I will cook delicious food for you tonight!" The uncle hugged the little girl and smiled cheerfully. .

"Oye! Daddy is the best!" the little girl shouted excitedly.

The uncle smiled and said, "Did you practice hard today and learn cultural knowledge?"

"Yes, my mother praised me!" The little girl led the uncle into the door, and said crisply, "She praised me for being hardworking and learning quickly..."

In the room, a rather beautiful woman was busy with embroidery.

"Are you back?" the woman said with a gentle smile.

"Shuang'er, stop embroidering and go cook." The uncle cheerfully put the vegetable basket on the table, with a sense of pride on his face: "Today's harvest is very good, let's have a big meal!"

An Lin silently looked at the vegetable brother next to him, thinking what kind of big meal this is, there is not even a piece of meat, is it vegan

After a while, he came back to his senses, startled.

cooking

Fuck! Isn't this what you want to do to me? !

The woman opened the vegetable basket, saw An Lin, and immediately yelled: "Oh my God! It's such a big grass, it looks delicious!"

An Lin: "???"

"Husband is great!" The woman hugged the uncle and kissed him excitedly, "I will definitely make this grass better than the most delicious meat in the world!"

"Hahaha... Then this is really the gospel for me as a vegetarian." The uncle also smiled and said proudly, "All living beings are equal, we love other living beings so much, I think this grass is the reward from God!"

An Lin almost spat out a mouthful of old blood, all beings are equal? Dare you not see me as a living being? Don't look down on drafts? !

I am alive too, why should I be eaten by you!

Advocating the equality of all beings, I beg you to go to photosynthesis! !

An Lin was still roaring unwillingly, but the woman hummed a ditty, placed his body on the cutting board, and cut it into pieces with a kitchen knife.

The severe pain in which his body was cut into sections made An Lin almost faint.

He saw his broken body being put into the frying pan, and even more terrifying pain flooded his body. Going up the knife mountain and down the oil pan, how terrifying this oil pan is, you can't understand it without personal experience.

Almost every inch of skin cracked in the frying.

An Lin was screaming, and his consciousness gradually became blurred.

Is this the end of Xiaocao's life

He thought so in his heart.

Then, he felt his body being scooped up and placed on a plate.

An Lin: "???"

This is not dead

God!

Do you want to bully the grass like this! !

An Lin was about to go crazy, I went to the mountain of knives, went to the frying pan, it's all cooked! Is this not dead, am I still grass

Am I a grass spirit? ! !

etc…

Grass essence

An Lin recalled his experience of constantly becoming stronger. It suddenly occurred to me that it might be because of my desperate struggle and strengthening, which made my body stronger, that would lead to the embarrassing situation where I couldn't die after being cooked, and at the same time, I couldn't get out of it...

An Lin immediately burst into tears, is this self-inflicted

That's how he was brought to the dinner table.

Three vegetarians were gearing up at him, drooling.

"Mom... you fry this big grass so fragrant." Xiaoqin said with a small mouth.

The woman smiled gently, and said softly: "Xiaoqin, you did a good job today, so let me reward you with this big grass!"

"Oye! Thank you, Mom!" Xiaoqin became excited.

An Lin shuddered at the thought of being eaten.

"Don't... don't eat me..."

"I'm still a grass, I'm still alive... why do you want to eat me..."

An Lin was desperate, begging for mercy.

He couldn't imagine what it would be like to be eaten in such a state.

But he also knew that his humble begging for mercy was just futile, no one could hear his cries, and he was likely to die in despair.

The little girl was about to move her chopsticks at An Lin, but the chopsticks froze in the air.

"Mom..." the little girl widened her bright eyes and said incredulously, "The little grass on the plate has spoken!"

An Lin: "!!!"

At the dining table, the air was silent for a moment.

As if grabbing the last straw, An Lin shouted, "Yes! I'm talking, I'm still alive, please don't eat me!!"

"What nonsense are you talking about, kid?" The uncle frowned slightly.

"Xiaoqin, are you serious?" The woman looked equally solemn.

The little girl nodded and said: "Yes! Xiaocao said that he is still alive, so we are not allowed to eat him."

When An Lin heard this, he was so moved that he wanted to cry.

God! Finally someone could hear him, and he could finally stop being eaten! !

He hurriedly thanked the little girl.

Xiaoqin said again: "He even said thank you to us for not eating him."

The woman nodded with a serious expression: "Xiaoqin is a little insane."

The uncle also said solemnly: "Take her to the mental hospital tomorrow, this child probably has a problem with her cultivation..."

An Lin opened his eyes wide, and a sense of absurdity flooded his body.

"Woooooo... I'm not mentally ill!" The little girl was about to cry, and frantically ate the vegetables on the plate, as if to prove that she was not mentally ill.

An Lin was picked up by the little girl like this, and then ate it into her mouth.

His body was stirred by the little girl's sweet tongue, and was ground by the little girl's teeth.

If I have to describe it, it's like my body has been put into a meat grinder, but the consciousness hasn't disappeared yet, and the pain is still there...

The pain is beyond words to describe.

Yes, An Lin was still eaten by the little girl!

God seems to like to joke with him very much, before torturing him, he always likes to give him a little hope...

Oh, the world is not worth it...

(end of this chapter)