I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

Chapter 1490: Welcome teacher!

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Xu Xiaolan's expression eased slightly when she saw Fenghuang kept fawning over An Lin.

She took the golden branch from Fenghuang's mouth, and explained to An Lin, "This is the Phoenix sycamore tree."

An Lin's eyes lit up when he heard the words: "Phoenix sycamore tree? Is it the branch of the legendary sycamore tree that even phoenixes like to live in?"

Xu Xiaolan shook her head: "That's not what it means. It's not that the sycamore tree is good, so the phoenix roosts on it, but the phoenix often roosts on that sycamore tree, and the sycamore tree becomes better."

As soon as this remark came out, everyone became a little curious.

Xu Xiaolan explained: "Xiao Huang often sleeps on the sycamore tree, and its excrement clings to the branches of the sycamore tree. After years of absorption and precipitation, the branches of the sycamore tree will become extremely pure flame and wood attributes. panacea."

Everyone was amazed when they heard the words: "It sounds so powerful!"

Only the corner of An Lin's mouth twitched slightly. Looking at the noble Phoenix in front of him, he couldn't help but said, "Xiao Lan, what do you mean, just now Xiao Huang happily ran to pay tribute with a branch nourished by his own feces in his mouth?"

Everyone: "..."

Xu Xiaolan: "..."

Phoenix's hair was blown all over! !

Xiao Huang, who was about to fight Anlin desperately, was held down by Xu Xiaolan: "Don't be so impulsive, there is actually nothing wrong with what An Lin said, the fact is like this..."

"Besides, your name is Xiao Huang, and many dogs are also named Xiao Huang. Dogs can eat poop, so why can't you hold a tree branch nourished with poop?" Xu Xiaolan comforted again.

Phoenix: "???"

An Lin: "..."

Everyone looked at Fenghuang with shock and sympathy.

To the surprise of others, the phoenix actually accepted Xu Xiaolan's comfort, and then lay down on the ground with a look of lovelessness.

Everyone who saw this scene felt more sympathy for Phoenix...

Next time, Xiaolan must teach me how to train pets, An Lin said silently in his heart.

Xu Xiaolan fiddled with the golden branches, nodded slightly, and was about to enter the house.

"Wait a minute, Xiao Lan, you have to tell me how to use this branch, will it be eaten by Ye Ling?" An Lin couldn't help asking. I added in my heart, if you force my apprentice to eat shit, I will not agree to it even if I am killed! !

Xu Xiaolan seemed to know what An Lin was thinking, and couldn't help laughing: "What are you thinking? Phoenix sycamore wood has extremely pure fire power and wood power, which is especially useful for repairing injuries. How can the precious apprentice gnaw the branches directly?"

An Lin finally felt relieved after hearing this, and went with Xu Xiaolan.

He continued to watch the stars at night.

Then he was directly pushed out of the attic by Phoenix from behind...

Xiao Huang holds grudges, Xiao Lan is gone, he can finally hate An Lin!

The night of Sijiu Xianzong is silent.

Maybe someone is sleeping, someone is meditating, but absolutely no one dares to fight.

Anyone who dares to make a bang bang bang sound will be locked up tomorrow.

But at this time, An Lin was struck by the phoenix, and the sound awakened many disciples who were sleeping or meditating.

"what sound?"

"Hold the grass, warrior, dare to fight in the Sijiu Xianzong at night?"

"Hahaha, he'll just wait for confinement. If there's such a big commotion, if he's not locked up for more than half a month, I'll eat shit."

"Let's go, let's watch the excitement!"

"Huh... no more fights?"

Just when a group of sect disciples were thinking of eating melons to watch, the flame suddenly disappeared.

An Lin lay panting on the ground, with a piece of his butt exposed, showing signs of burns.

Phoenix lay on the ground like a dead chicken, its feathers fell all over the ground, and there were still several big bumps on its head.

"Xiao Huang, tell you, I'm going to report Xiao Lan if you dance like this." An Lin lay on the ground with an angry expression on his face.

Fenghuang trembled all over, showing a pitiful look towards An Lin, flattering and pleading: "嘤嘤嘤..."

An Lin couldn't help laughing: "By the way, why are you so afraid of Xiaolan? You are the king of the bird clan, the lofty Phoenix..."

Fenghuang had a melancholy look on his face: "Ehhhhhhhhhhhh."

"By the way, how did she teach you, how did you become so obedient?" An Lin asked curiously. It is not enough to just listen to the words of one family. He has to investigate the truth from many aspects and angles.

Fenghuang made a bitter face: "Hey, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah..."

An Lin's face turned dark when he heard this: "Hey! What do you mean, '嘤' once is enough, so what's the matter with so many times?"

Fenghuang sighed, "Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?"

"Yeah, I probably understand what you mean, but my beast pets are so cute, I really can't bear to beat them up..." An Lin shook his head.

Phoenix: "???"

At this moment, an elf holding Anlin's hair smiled and said, "Giant Anlin, even if you want to hit me, you won't be able to hit me. I can immediately run into the mirror world!"

An Lin knew that what she said was right. Now Tina would almost never be in danger. If something happened, she would hide in the magic mirror world. Even if she was super powerful, there was nothing she could do about it.

I heard that this little guy was still on the battlefield on the western front, and had killed three Marshals of the Heavenly Human Race in the Apocalypse Realm. His strength is really very strong.

"By the way, Giant Anlin, you're back, and you've been hiding your identity until now. What are you going to do?" Tina asked curiously.

The human race retreated again and again. The eastern, northern, and central lines all entered the Kyushu boundary. Even if An Lin returned, the effect he could play was actually very limited.

"This matter..." An Lin narrowed his eyes slightly, and suddenly smiled, "The Celestial Human Race, at least I will break it all the way!"

As soon as these words came out, not only Xiaona opened her mouth wide, but even Fenghuang trembled.

This is so... so domineering!

The night was quiet again.

Perhaps because today's battle was too exciting, An Lin closed his eyes and took a nap for a while.

Early the next morning.

Chen Chen came to transmit the sound note, saying that Gu Longdi is coming soon.

Gu Longdi, who was dressed in colorful imperial robes, was full of heroism, tore through the void, crossed the space, and came to the gate of Sijiu Xianzong.

As soon as he appeared, he was taken aback by the battle in front of him.

Thousands of disciples and elders warmly beat gongs and drums and lined up to welcome them.

The former tortoise duo are now holding hands, constantly using the flame spells, spraying flames into the sky, and exploding beautiful fireworks in the sky.

"Warmly welcome Gu Longdi, come to my sect for induction teaching!"

"Emperor Gu Long worked tirelessly, taught others tirelessly, turned spring wind into rain, the most holy teacher!"

"Willing to raise talents for young children, Keqin tries his best to cut carefully. Forever and ever, the teacher's kindness will never end!"

"Teacher Gu Longdi, I love you!!"

Thousands of disciples, elders and pavilion masters shouted slogans at the same time, with sincere and eager expressions.

Gu Longdi's beautiful eyes widened, terrified.

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(end of this chapter)