I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

Chapter 1652: wait for

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The gods had speculated that Tina's probe would come to the continent of primordial beginning again.

But they didn't expect that the last time the detector was politely giving away the spirit fruit, this time the detector's style of painting would change suddenly, and it would throw shit!

What a guts.

audacious in the extreme!

No, it's a shameless shit!

The gods exploded immediately! !

A terrifying wave descended from the sky.

It crushed everything within a radius of a hundred miles into nothingness.

Little Tina and a few piles of extremely smelly feces were naturally not spared either.

Although none of the gods were hit by the feces, they were all furious, and hated An Lin and others from the other world to the bone.

The status of the gods is so respectable. Seeing them is like seeing the sky, which represents the majesty of the sky. It is not an exaggeration for the gods of authority to call them the real "heaven". Since the present world, how can all beings in the world dare to be disrespectful to them? But now, a detector dares to throw shit at them...

This is a great shame! !

"Damn! If I can catch An Lin, I will definitely pour shit into his mouth!" Wu Ming's eyes erupted with endless anger, and his chest trembled with anger.

"Ha Qiu!" An Lin in the mirror world suddenly sneezed.

"What's wrong?" Xu Xiaolan asked curiously.

"It's okay..." An Lin waved his hand, "It should be that I am too popular and I am missed."

At this time, Tina outside the coffin gave a "puchi" smile, and there was a touching smile on her white and jade-like face.

"Put a detector out, why are you so happy?" Dongfang Zhuang was puzzled.

"Could it be that rescue is coming?" Taotie asked excitedly.

Tina stretched out her slender fingers and waved them, and said with a smile: "Not yet, but I have successfully angered the gods, it feels great!"

Everyone gasped.

"Enrage... Enrage the gods? What's the point?" An Lin was a little flustered. He hoped that the gods would wait impatiently and then leave. Tina would be fine, she would crazily attract hatred? What is this operation

Tina raised her eyebrows, and said with a contemptuous look: "I just like to see how they look at me, but they can't kill me."

Dongfang Zhuang was shocked, he didn't understand the brain circuit of this elf.

After thinking about it carefully, An Lin felt relieved, and gave Tina a thumbs up: "Nice job!"

Encouraged by Tina, she continued to look for the smelliest and strongest shit in the mirror world, and then used the detector to send it to the gods outside...

again and again.

again and again…

The gods who were waiting outside were so angry that their mouths were crooked.

They are sitting on the sidelines and waiting for rabbits, not waiting for shit!

What's the matter with throwing shit at them with Tiny Tina again and again

The key is that they can only watch, but can't fight back, and the majesty of the sky is completely lost by them!

Wuming Tianshen's green curly hair stood on end in anger, and he gritted his teeth and looked at the crack that opened again: "It's the eighth time... It's already the eighth time... I never thought that the creatures in this world would dare to throw at me." Shit, and the more you throw it, the more excited you get!"

Soul God's face was cold: "Calm down, they won't be jumping for long, Sky God has decided to come here, what awaits them is the most desperate death!"

In the mirror world.

An Lin took out the Karma Star Guardian Disk and summoned Xiaofu again.

"Hehe, Xiaofu, you silly bastard, look at us alive and kicking!" An Lin said sarcastically, "Before, you silly bastard, didn't you tell us to enjoy the last days of our lives, didn't you still tell us to wait to die? What now?"

Xiao Fu put his hands on his thighs, and the duck sat on the crystal roulette, looked at the surrounding environment blankly, and murmured: "Impossible... have you really changed your fate against the sky?"

An Lin grinned and said, "Are you really a pinnacle artifact? It's fine if you refute me a few words, at least it will make you look arrogant and awesome. Now I'm sitting on the crystal roulette like a fool, I really doubt I've got it!" A fake artifact!"

Xiao Fu blushed when he was told, and said angrily: "You are the second idiot, you are the second idiot, you are the second idiot!"

An Lin: "..."

Even scolding each other, is it so out of character

"Okay, An Lin, how can you bully children?" Xu Xiaolan persuaded from the side.

"That's right, don't be as knowledgeable as a little girl, artifacts also have dignity." Dongfang Zhuang also nodded in agreement, and couldn't help but pat the girl's head on the plate.

The more sympathized he is, the more ashamed Xiaofu becomes. Tears welled up in her eyes, and she was about to turn around and dive into the karma star protection disk, and then her body was clamped by two fingers again.

"Okay, okay, Xiaofu, I won't talk about you anymore."

An Lin sighed, his tone softer.

Xiaofu pursed his lips and didn't speak, like an aggrieved child.

An Lin hesitated for a moment, and a divine soldier's source energy entered the Karma Star Guardian Disk.

"uh-huh… "

Xiaofu snorted softly, her delicate body trembling slightly.

She raised her rippling eyes, looked at An Lin and couldn't help but said, "What kind of power is this? It surges all over my body, and I feel so comfortable..."

"The Origin Qi of Divine Weapon can maintain the weapon, make the weapon more energetic and more energetic." An Lin tried to explain in common words.

Xiaofu's face was flushed, and he whispered softly: "Again... give me a few more shots?"

An Lin: "..., good."

An Lin sent a few more shots of Divine Weapon Genesis Qi, and Xiao Fu hummed coquettishly, very satisfied.

After Xiaofu was fed, he didn't feel wronged anymore. He lay on the roulette with a smile on his face, his bright eyes rolled around An Lin's body, and he said, "This world is beyond the scope of my causal deduction. The ability to definitely jump out of cause and effect surprised me... "

As soon as these words came out, everyone's expressions changed. As long as you are in the world, you cannot jump out of cause and effect. This is a generally accepted fact. But the magic mirror world actually has the ability to jump out of cause and effect? This is a bit scary!

An Lin and the others knew that Tina's world was not ordinary, but they didn't expect it to be so awesome!

"You can do this, which greatly increases your chances of survival. I combined the characteristics of this world and conducted another causal deduction for you..." Xiaofu smiled sincerely and happily, "Congratulations you… "

An Lin, Xu Xiaolan, Dongfang Zhuangshi and others showed joy at the same time.

"Your survival rate has increased to ten percent!" Xiao Fu clapped his hands in celebration.

An Lin: "..."

silence.

Deathly silence.

"Wait, did I hear you right?" An Lin resisted the urge to vomit blood.

"Ten percent? You said the right thing, right?" Xu Xiaolan was equally unbelievable.

Xiao Fu tilted his head: "I'm not wrong, the survival rate has changed from infinitely close to zero to 10%, which is already very impressive!"

"You little boy, don't you think you'd be stupid if you were fed up with the source energy of my divine weapon?" An Lin rolled his eyes and said, "Don't say that foreign aid is coming, even if there is no foreign aid, we have been hiding Here, the survival rate is also 100%!"

Ever since they entered the world of the magic mirror and had Tina covering them, they hadn't thought about dying at all. Instead, they were planning how to fight back.

Throwing shit at the God of Heaven is one of the counterattacks.

The gods were so angry that they still had nothing to do with them.

When Chen Chen, Patriarch Zhuyin, and the Heavenly Emperor call people over, their winning percentage will increase again. If they fight, maybe one or two gods will be left in the Evil Spirit Beast Prison.

Now, Xiao Fu said that their survival rate is only 10%

What a joke!

(end of this chapter)