"Moo! Congratulations to senior Anlin for his advancement to the realm. Ben Ao Niu is willing to ride the bull with you and kill all directions!" Ao Niu said flatteringly.
"Gah! Senior An Lin punched the unicorn blood jade, kicked the magic blood unicorn, obtained the heavenly proof, broke through in an instant, this wave of operations is shocking, awesome!" Poison Mist Frog expressed his admiration without hesitation.
An Lin didn't bother to pay attention to the two salted fish beside him, and went straight to the Demon Blood Qilin, bowed his hands and said gratefully: "Thank you for your generous help, senior, allowing me to break through the bottleneck of cultivation."
When the uncle heard this, he almost couldn't hold back his tears.
Help is a good word to use! He even sent himself out!
"Don't call me senior." The uncle waved his hand and said unnaturally, "You should call me by my name."
For some reason, being called a senior by An Lin always made him feel uncomfortable.
Ever since his unicorn blood jade became An Qilin's clothes, he no longer had the thought of hurting An Lin, as if he really became An Lin's woman...
The uncle suddenly stared wide-eyed, his face twisted, and he took a deep breath of air.
Woman, your sister!
Lao Tzu is a male unicorn! !
When An Lin and Xu Xiaolan saw the uncle whose expression suddenly collapsed, they were so frightened that they immediately drew out their weapons, for fear that the uncle would suddenly kill someone.
"Well, senior, are you alright?" An Lin asked again.
"I've said it all, don't call me senior!" The uncle said with veins popping out, "Call me by my name!"
"Then what is your name?" An Lin asked curiously.
The uncle calmed down, and said lightly: "My surname is Dongfang."
East
It turned out to be a human name, and the surname Dongfang feels very tall.
An Lin nodded, and asked again: "What is in the East?"
The uncle looked up and said triumphantly, "My name is Dongfang Zhuangshi."
There was a moment of silence all around.
Ao Niu's eyes were staring like copper bells, and the groundhog silently picked out his ears.
"Strong... strong?" An Lin suspected that he had heard wrong.
"Yes, this name is very good, right? She gave it to me." The uncle smiled tenderly, "She said that being strong and strong represents a kind of vitality of life! The name Strong contains the simplest and most authentic emotions, It can fit together with life, and it is easy to understand and catchy... "
The corner of An Lin's mouth twitched.
Xu Xiaolan tried her best not to laugh, her face flushed red.
God so fits together with life, the uncle was lied to by her, right? !
It's so down-to-earth, so simple!
Oriental strong? This is simply a breath of fresh air in oriental surnames!
"Pfft! Ah ha ha ha ha... croak!" The frog couldn't help it, and laughed loudly.
Dongfang Zhuang's eyes were fixed, and murderous aura erupted instantly. His red eyes fixed on the laughing frog, and asked coldly, "What are you laughing at?"
"Gah!" The frog's laughter stopped, and the strong desire to survive made its thoughts turn sharply, and he opened his mouth to explain, "Senior Dongfang, I didn't laugh at you. I suddenly thought of a joke, so I suddenly laughed!"
"Oh, a joke? What a joke, let's hear it." Dongfang Zhuang said coldly.
The frog took a deep breath and said, "Once upon a time there were two monsters. They felt bored, so they decided to experience the fireworks in the world. One became a handsome guy and the other a beautiful woman. They met by chance and fell in love. marry."
"In order not to show their flaws, they make themselves a little older every day. After a hundred years, both of them are not calm. Why is this old thing still not dead?!!!"
"Hahaha... isn't it funny? Quack! Hahaha..."
The frog laughed loudly, praying crazily in his heart, laughing! Make me laugh!
Dongfang Zhuang was expressionless, and turned his gaze to An Lin and the others: "Is this joke funny?"
An Lin wanted to turn this matter over, and immediately laughed and said, "It's quite funny."
But I added in my heart, Dongfang Zhuangshi is funny without you...
Dongfang Zhuang snorted coldly, perhaps because he felt that the jokes of these people might be too low, so he changed the subject and said to An Lin: "Now, let us settle the matter, you took my Qilin Blood Jade Bar."
An Lin and Xu Xiaolan couldn't help but get serious when they heard the words, are they finally going to settle the score
"Hey, you don't have to put on such an expression." Dongfang Zhuangshi was a little sad and disappointed when he saw An Lin's expression, and quickly persuaded him.
"It's actually like this. I'm a cultural person, so I'll explain the truth!" Dongfang Zhuang said with a gentle smile.
An Lin was slightly taken aback.
Reasonable? Is this still reasonable
It feels like he is a little bit wrong... If Dongfang Zhuangshi cuts him off if he doesn't agree with each other, then his psychological burden will be less. Being so calm and reasonable, he felt a little uncomfortable...
"Okay, Uncle Dongfang, tell me, how do you explain this truth?" An Lin decided to see what Dongfang Zhuang had to say first, anyway, if they can't agree, it's a big deal.
Oh, by the way, Dongfang Zhuangshi seems to be unable to shoot himself, this is the key.
This should also be the reason why the East is strong, and it is reasonable.
If you can't move your hands, you can only use your mouth!
"An Lin, to tell you the truth, I found that I can no longer leave you." Dongfang Zhuang said seriously.
An Lin: "..."
Xu Xiaolan's eyelids twitched.
"Uncle Dongfang, please finish the whole sentence quickly, so as not to cause unnecessary misunderstanding." An Lin said with a black line on his face.
Dongfang Zhuang nodded and said: "That's right, the Qilin Blood Jade is the essence of my life. It contains everything except my body consciousness. It can be said to be my body."
"The one standing in front of you now is the demon-blooded unicorn, which is dominated by consciousness. It is like a rootless flame that needs to be nourished by the main body, otherwise it will be extinguished."
The uncle walked up to An Lin, put his hands on his shoulders, and said with fiery eyes: "So, An Lin, I can't do without you, let me stay by your side. You stole my unicorn blood Yu, you have to be responsible to me, isn’t that the truth?”
An Lin felt depressed, God is responsible for you! Do you think you are a little fairy? It's disgusting for a big man to follow around all day long! !
Xu Xiaolan rubbed the center of her brows sadly, why did things develop to this point? What this uncle said was obviously weird, but it was surprisingly reasonable!
If they disagree, they will be treated as villains, right
"This... are you going to follow me all the time?" An Lin felt a headache.
"Well." Dongfang Zhuang nodded and said, "I know what you are worried about. Don't worry, I just need to suck you every once in a while, and I won't follow you all day."
"During this process, I will work hard to restore my strength and recast the body of the beast. The day when the body of the beast is completed is the time when I can truly exist independently and leave you!"
An Lin sighed lightly, feeling that there was no other way, so he could only nod in response.
Just like that, a weird uncle who didn't know how to describe him joined An Lin's lineup.
(end of this chapter)