I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

Chapter 875: I miss your slap in the face (first update)

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An Lin felt like he was dead.

At that moment, he thought of running under the setting sun, his career of cultivating immortals was full of no regrets...

In the mist.

A faint medicinal scent came.

He opened his eyes with difficulty, and found that he was lying on the bed, and there was a fire burning medicine beside him.

"This... I'm not dead..."

Just as he was about to get up, the moment he moved, his body felt a tearing pain.

"ah… !"

An Lin let out a cry of pain, and he had already cursed in his heart, "You idiot Qilin, don't you know you're hurt?" What are you moving

His behavior is dominated, but his pain is shared.

What a hell of an experience!

"Are you awake?" At this moment, a clear and pleasant voice came.

A woman in a beige skirt walked into the door lightly, tilted her head, and looked curiously at An Lin on the bed with a pair of autumn eyes: "Are you a Qilin?"

The magic blood unicorn is relatively small at the moment, somewhat smaller than a human being.

But it raised its head proudly: "Yes, I am the legendary unicorn, woman, you saved my life, right? Then I don't care about you slapping me."

"Hehe." The woman sneered, walked up to Qilin, and raised her bare hands.

"Snapped!"

A crisp, very loud slap fell again.

Qilin's face was instantly hot, and the terrifying force even reached his chest.

Qilin's eyes widened: "???"

"I'll give you another chance to organize your words." The woman smiled.

"Woman, you are playing with fire!" The unicorn is a lofty divine beast, and when it gets angry, it will lay down millions of corpses. How could anyone dare to humiliate it like this

It was another crisp slap, and the air even made a sonic boom.

"Snapped!"

Qilin felt dizzy, not only his face but also his body ached.

An Lin: "???"

Kirin: "???"

"Hehe, you still have one last chance." The woman smiled gently, but raised her slender palms high.

"I'm sorry! I was wrong!" Qilin bowed his head.

An Lin: "..."

How humiliating!

At this moment, the woman's expression softened a little, and she said, "This is not something that can be ended with an apology. Do you know how many precious medicinal materials you have destroyed in my spiritual field?"

Qilin shook his head sincerely and said, "I don't know."

"You ate a total of thirty-one medicinal herbs from me, and you have to pay for it!" the woman said.

Qilin's complexion changed: "Why do you want me to pay for the medicinal materials that I eat with my own ability?"

"Crack!" A hot slap came as promised.

Kirin: "???"

An Lin: "..."

"Are you unreasonable?" Qilin's eyes widened.

"Slap!" It was another violent slap.

"It's you who is unreasonable! I'm going to correct your distorted moral values!" The woman snorted coldly.

An Lin was almost in despair. One was crazy about hatred, and the other was addicted to slaps. Have you ever thought about how I would feel when I was slapped silently

The woman stared at Qilin and said in a cold voice: "Don't think that you can do whatever you want because you are a Qilin. If it weren't for the kindness in my heart, I would have sold you in slices! Why would I spend medicine to save you?"

"By the way, in order to save you, I also used two seventh-rank fairy fruits and eighteen spiritual plants, and I have to pay them back..."

The woman was still talking, but Qilin didn't dare to say any more, for fear of being slapped.

The days that followed were relatively uneventful.

In order to heal his wounds, Qilin endured the humiliation, drank the medicine brewed by the woman, and courted the woman with a playful smile. He was obviously very fierce, but he made a living by being cute.

As an alchemist in the realm of creating gods and a monk in the realm of transforming gods, the woman's medical skills are naturally not much worse, and she quickly helped Qilin through the dangerous period.

Time passed day by day.

"In the days to come, you only need to drink a bowl of the medicinal materials I prepared a day."

"Woman, you are underestimating my ability, I don't need to take medicine anymore!"

"Slap!" The 10086th time slapped.

"Be obedient." The woman squinted her eyes and smiled, gentle and moving.

Qilin opened his mouth obediently.

An Lin really couldn't understand why such a gentle big sister likes to slap her face so much

After the recovery, Qilin will be much faster.

It also finally started its debt-paying career of taking care of Lingtian.

Promises made cannot be fulfilled.

The slap on the hospital bed taught him a lot of truths.

Qilin worked very hard in this paradise, removing weeds, dredging vitality, gathering spirits to portray, and even cutting his own Qilin blood as nourishment for spiritual plants. That operation really blinded An Lin's eyes.

The woman has a medical clinic in Linggu City, she works during the day and comes back at night to make medicine for the unicorn.

The days were very ordinary, and Qilin recovered quickly from his injuries.

One night, while eating.

"Hey, where's my medicine?" Qilin scratched his head with his paw, puzzled.

The woman smiled and said to Qilin: "Congratulations, I announce as a doctor that your body has recovered! You don't need to take medicine anymore!"

Qilin was taken aback when he heard the words, and then laughed: "Is it finally no longer necessary to take medicine?"

"This time, the Lingtian is extremely productive. You have taken care of it very well, and our debts have been settled. You are free now, and you can leave!" the woman continued with a smile.

"Oh, that's really great!" Qilin smiled.

It's finally over.

It felt empty inside.

"By the way, your strength and talent are good, why are you willing to live in this small city? You should go to see a wider world." Qilin couldn't help but said.

The woman shook her head and smiled: "I feel very happy living here. I am free and away from fighting and disputes. I like this kind of life."

Qilin froze for a moment, not knowing what to say.

It looked at the woman under the candlelight, so gentle and soft, elegant and refined.

It seems that the big sister who looks down on the world of mortals and is kind to others.

But it knew that the woman's slap hurt a lot.

In fact, Qilin was still puzzled by one thing, so he mustered up his courage and said, "When you slapped me, wouldn't you be afraid that a perfect and powerful beast like me would have a bad temper and kill you instead?"

"Slap!" Another loud slap fell.

Qilin's face was hot.

The woman sneered, "How dare you?"

"I'm sorry!" Qilin bowed his head.

An Lin: "..."

"By the way, when you go outside in the future, don't just bully people just because you are a beast. Be a reasonable person, you know?" the woman advised.

Qilin nodded instinctively: "Okay, I will definitely speak the truth!"

If other orc races saw such a cute appearance of the mighty Demon Blood Qilin, they would definitely be surprised.

They talked a lot that night.

Qilin never imagined that he, a divine beast that dominates a domain, would chat so much with a little cultivator who transformed himself into a god. It feels that there are still many things to say, and it always feels that it can't finish talking.

The next day, they still said goodbye.

"Woman, if someone bullies you, send me the sound transmission!" Qilin threw the sound transmission talisman to the woman.

"Okay, don't fight in the future, I saw you so miserable at the time, what if you accidentally die?" the woman advised with a smile.

Qilin nodded heavily, and then rose into the air.

It flew farther and farther, and at last it couldn't see the figure of the woman clearly, nor the appearance of the spiritual field. finally left...

The gap between their levels is too great. A farewell today may be a farewell forever. Ten thousand years is just a snap of the fingers for a divine beast, but for a cultivator who transforms himself into a god, it may be an eternity between life and death.

Qilin looked at the vast land in the distance and sighed softly.

After flying for a while, it couldn't help reaching out and touching its cheek.

"Oh, just this farewell, she won't be able to slap me again..."

"I really miss her slap..."

Qilin's eyes were sad, and his heart was aching.

An Lin: "???"

Uncle, have you revealed some strange habit

"She said that she wanted me to be a reasonable person, and I did it, and then I will be a 'human'!" Qilin nodded, and transformed into a rather handsome middle-aged uncle .

An Lin was shocked. Uncle, are you sure you understand this correctly? It should be that the woman has dealt with people a lot, so she slipped her tongue! !

"It's just that there will be no more chances in the future?"

"What if she gets bullied?"

"I'm not happy, I want to say what's on my mind, what should I do if I can't find someone to confide in?"

When An Lin heard this, his heart twitched faintly.

Qilin was still muttering to himself.

Suddenly, its eyes lit up, and it swiped at its arm with its finger!

"Pfft!" Blood shot out!

Hiss... It hurts! Real pain came.

A huge bloodstain appeared on the uncle's hand.

An Lin: "???"

"Well, I'm injured, I'll go to Miao Shou Zhai to seek her treatment first."

"Hurry up, or the wound will heal!"

The uncle turned around and flew towards Linggu City without hesitation.

An Lin: "..."

(end of this chapter)